LEGEND OF KRONAN : BUG SWATTING

[@Baldermort]

LEGEND OF KRONAN : BUG SWATTING Legend of Kronan: The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh. _ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over from Chaos Space marines. Yet, it has a terrorkid infestation. Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517

[@BohdanKaiba]

Happy Orktober Everyone!

[@DomesticWithAnMD]

I've been looking forward to the next Legend of Kronan instalment. They're some of your best content!

[@Uzzgub]

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

[@Rellana1]

I disagree that the Black Templars show any fear of death,because we have Reclusiarch Grimaldus to handle any such problems by bitching at them.

[@Kimbp85]

What is the correct order to watch Kronan???

[@driznardelunyar5199]

an ork calling Slaanesh, "she who thrusts" just broke me 😂

[@peterkantor9494]

how would an ork even know about that tho

[@derekbidelman2442]

​@peterkantor9494 Orks know about ears, noses or handles as Kronan calls them. Especially the smaller humeeies with the big ears on their chest, for they must be the smartest of da hummies, for they hide well and you never find them until the ones with the noses between there legs have all been killed...or something like that....

[@inquisitorgarza312]

Kronan is by far reminding us that no matter the size of the bug, how many claws and fangs they have, or how acidic their blood is and how hard it’s armor is they could still be stomp by a big enough boot, but he will show the bugs his cunning and why he is the bestest war boss in this part of the Galaxy.

[@phrosted1]

** 'ard

[@johnd2058]

Kronan is the Guillemanest Ork, prove me wrong.

[@uncabob214]

Your ability to turn 40k into an endless stream of puns never fails to impress.

[@itchfinger]

The amount of sidesteps is impressive and fun but fits orcs just perfect.

[@miles2378]

Is he saying Multy 'Tusking' or 'Tasking'?

[@ulfgard4734]

I wasn't aware that it was tradition to give gifts for the beginning of Orktober, but I accept it gratefully! Thank you, Baldermort!

[@therogueadmiral]

YESSS. I finally get to catch one of these asap, instead of finding it a month later thanks to youtube not giving me Baldy's notifications. Kronan and his story is probably my favorite thing from 40k, fanfiction or otherwise.

[@Baldermort]

Holy golden throne! My gods. Thank you! A lot! But do try to make sure you are ok first brother. Wow. Thank you!!! *bows exceptionally low to brother Admiral*.

[@Baldermort]

Erm. If this was a slip of the keys I can try to send some back? *gulp*. Email me if required. I don’t see responses well on this platform. *bows again*

[@therogueadmiral]

@@Baldermort Not a mistake at all, I just wanted to show some appreciation for your legendary prose. I waste more on things less deserving all the time haha.

[@Baldermort]

Crumbs. Thanks, brother Admiral. Wow!

[@joshsickels]

Love to see it... don't forget... "BUY THE MERCH" campaign. Let's do our part and put our money where our.. his hand is. Lets break the 1 mug sold in 2022's record.

[@justnormalthings1599]

This saga is going to end with Kronan thinking of a way to fix the golden throne (kicking it really hard) so the Emperor can regenerate. That way Kronan can fight him.

[@StevieB8363]

You sir, are a genius. I can only hope that Baldemort takes that suggestion on. But it will take a lot of Krumpin' to get anywhere near the Golden Throne, so we have at least a few years of high adventure before seeing such a magnificent ending!

[@justnormalthings1599]

@@StevieB8363 The galaxy ain't ready for Kronan da' Krork

[@ashleyjohnson1129]

Dammit, no spoilers!

[@NRAllen]

Wanna know something funny? I was listening to the Kronan Playlist when this dropped. You're a legend, Mr Mort!

[@BohdanKaiba]

Hell Yeah best way to kick off Orktober, thank you Baldermort, perfect way to warp up a fun day with family and good hot pot! May Kronan bring the gift of WAAAGGHHH to use all this month!

[@Dvnstrt]

Another entry in my absolute favorite of Baldermort’s storylines. I love Kronan. I love how all his admirals are also name rips of other series space admirals. I love how everything is told from the perspective of an exceptionally eloquent ork. Can’t wait for the next.

[@MrPlainsflyer]

How has GW not gotten you to freelance actual Orky-Borky canon for this setting 😂😂

[@randomicus4782]

Great. Now i want an Orky Borky cannon. Will pay teef.

[@ryanacorn5367]

Revel in the glory that is the blessed season of Orctober

[@Baldermort]

Thank you so much brother Acorn. *bows to brother Acorn*

[@harmlessratz7151]

ive said it before and will say it again, i applaud youre skills in narration and writing Balders. the adventours of Kronan is truly the stuff of legends

[@lydianoack4552]

Whatever hole I happen to fall into, Kronan always makes me feel better. Orks is never beaten 🤘😁🤘

[@Baldermort]

Thank you sister Lydia. A lot!!! I hope your days get brighter! *bows low to sister Lydia*.

[@lydianoack4552]

@@Baldermort nah, was about time 😁

[@KappaKiller108]

Orctober! I've been waiting for this! Baldermort, this is my favorite story of yours! Because I can tell you are having FUN with it!

[@v_artra5399]

It is indeed that time of the year. Da Krumpiest, Da Fightiest, Dakka-est, WAAAAGGGHHH-est time of the year... ORKTOBER!!! Thank you once again for another tale of high adventure Balders. Also, cheers on your latest mythology video as well!

[@leothomas6121]

you sir are a truly gifted conjurer of tales. Between these fantastic stores, your tales of Tarquinus and Thaddeus and most recently your telling of the Titanomachy, i am always delighted. And no matter how tired or busy i seem to get i always have time for one of your fantastic yarns! Bravo to you sir

[@Chris-dy9gw]

Good couple weeks when you get Thaddeus and kronan on a run this way Well played sir Thank you

[@d0ntfeedphil447]

Mork's Greatest Champion has returned to us!!!!

[@douglasbillington8521]

As an old man, whenever I hear anything about Mork, I think of the old Robin Williams TV show. So to me, Mork's greatest champion has got to be Mindy.

[@chrisstorrer]

You are such a good writer, Baldermort, I love your videos when I get the chance to watch them. Truly you are the Quill of the Emperor, the Bard of the Astartes, the best of the bald!

[@joshsickels]

I see what ya did there.... all loosey goosey with the schedule... Broken hearted all Friday thinking to myself.. Not Baldermort, he missed Friday... he told me this once. Brother Sickels, the Nids cannot wait till Tuesday.. We cannot blow off Friday for any cheesy day/faction rhyme scheme... just to go catching me off guard with a BLAM!!! KRONAN.. FOR YOUR EARS SUKKA! LISTEN NOW... side thought, Vaguely similar to a movie quote.. MOM! THE MEATLOAF!!! WE WANT IT!! I joke as this is all in fun. Greatly appreciated Brother, as I am 1 week in to my new place and no need for roommates any more. Find myself curiously lonely. So your Saturday surprise is just right. Thank you, Brother..

[@Baldermort]

Sorry! The drilling was all week. I ended up having to record this one 4 times to get it right. I was working all through Saturday, but fell asleep for 3 hours in the afternoon as I was knackered. I can’t tell you how -5 weeks of perpetual drilling has wiped me out on nearly every level. I personally listened to this and found it lacking. I hope the drilling ti end in the next 2-4 weeks. Sigh. Then things shoukd get back yi normal? Sorry. :(. *bows low to brother Sickels*.

[@Baldermort]

15 weeks. Not 5. They started in June. :(.

[@joshsickels]

@@Baldermort no worries.. I was just giving ya a hard time anyways . I have brought this up before but you should look into the Cacodominus. I find it very interesting. I imagine there is not a lot of info out there about it. With the level of it's psychic abilities may be on par with the Emperor's. How the Dark Angels defeated it I must know... that said, I feel it would be a great new fan fiction storyline.

[@Sally4th_]

Literally crying with laughter several times. Bravo, oh Bald One, you've done it again :D

[@Baldermort]

Thank you so much!!! *bows to Sally4th*

[@blam320]

DA LEGEND RETURNS!! What a wonderful Saturday gift from our favorite Lore-Tuber. Thank you very much for your dedication to your craft, dear Baldermort.

[@Supreme-Emperor-Mittens]

Excellent ! Was looking forward to another Kronan High Adventure story. Well done as always Baldermort :)

[@LtGenAile]

26:29 EMPEROR ON TERRA!!! I genuinely almost dropped my beer.

[@rnp497]

Orktober...marked by the measured tones of Sir Lord B. Thank you for this tasty morsel

[@codelicious6590]

I thought I had a shitty day but I see a whole hour of Kronan's latest exploits awaiting me upon my return and realize oh it wasnt a shitty day after all! What a treat thank you so much!

[@TheDubDisciple]

Something about hearing the vivid description of an Ork Boss tearing apart a Screamer Killer and BREAKING TWO OF ITS ARMS BEHIND ITS BACK definitely adds some color to the story 😂

[@joelburger9226]

My favorite Warlord of all of Aqualonia has returned!!! Thank you sir, you are truly a Legend.

[@kiltedcripple]

Orktober is one of my favorite times of year in no small part because of new Kronnan entries. Thanks Baldy Won Kenoboys. "AND SO IT WAS!"

[@edpistemic]

Kronan is the highlight of Orktober! TY Baldermort.

[@lokioldcrow5094]

Easily my favorite series on YT right now. Never stop being awesome baldemort

[@adamschaafsma5839]

One of the best things I've ever heard. I love this series so much! Rooting for Tiddles to get even bigger, awesome that he and everyone else is really feeling the power of the WAAAAAAAGH!!!! So great!

[@Dwugget]

Kronan's story is probably the best thing I've ever listened to. I put on background stories every night at work and this by far blows them out of the water. I straight up look like a loon laughing to myself making my coworkers concerned and i couldn't care less. Beautiful story.

[@sabalmal1288]

KRONAN what is best in life?!! Krumping your enemies, finding the next episode of Kronan by Baldermort, and to hear the lamentation of the hummiez

[@dimitripierson6567]

You have brought me joy. That can not be understated. I want you narrating my life, and death.

[@loopgru]

Kronan rides Tiddles! :-D Thank you! Time to get painting!

[@dukecoull9016]

As per normal form, an absolutely chuffing good story of high adventure! Always looking forward to more of the cunning ones exploits! We done Sir Baldermort!

[@DirtHermit]

For the last 2 days, this has been my Fun. This is the Most Orky thing ever. For in the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium, there should only be WAAAAGH!!!! Thank you for the greenest entertainment ever. Tiddles is the true hero of this story, and I hope that never changes ❤ When I began 40k back with ye ol Rogue Trader, in that era before things like Army Lists, I was a Marine player.. as most of us were, I'm sure. Then, the very first Ork Codex came out, and 40k was never the same again. By the time 2nd Ed came out, Orks were so popular, i played the Genestealer Cults, just so there would be less green on the table. Tragedy struck after the launch of 3rd ed, when a drunken roomate accidentally destroyed the bulk of my army through intoxicated clumsy armageddon. I lost 85% of my figures to the catastrophe, and 3rd ed no longer had a place for GSC anyways. So I left the gaming, but never left the hobby entirely. I painted still. I latched on to Necromunda, and Blood Bowl, and they became my thing, until Kill Team. Once getting back into 40k via Kill Team, and best yet, with my Boyz the Kommandos, The Waaagh beckoned me once more. It makes this old Blood Axe smile to be back.

[@James-fl2tp]

Absolutely the best story line ever. One of my favourite characters in 40k. Very well crafted and read

[@fouzaialaa7962]

i was binging kronan playlist and i was nearing the end !!! low and behold a new episode is released !!!! im beyond thankful , this series kept me company while im at work !!

[@purvicious]

As always, this is a mind-blowingly accurate account of da boss. Thankz Baldermort

[@servit0r]

The tales of Kronan have become one of my favourite things on your channel!

[@johntooley9411]

Thank you for your time and energy! Always amazing work!

[@MagosSpicySpank]

OH YEAH FOR THE WAAAAAAGGGHHHH BLESSED ORKTOBER

[@tostig7795]

The Orkyness is wonderful here . The great Kunning one kept me alive due to veterinarian skills to care for Tittles . Loves a good game of fetch and quite playful [with a fresh grote leg] . What a life .

[@Tiiyr]

Although Thaddeus and The Boy is my favourite of your tales , Kronan's tale makes me laugh a lot thank you for the hard work

[@jacekpacuszka1542]

The most cunningly brutal, or may be brutally cunning😂

[@YellowHornet42]

Thank you Baldermort for another amazing chapter of Kronan! I really liked the side tangents on this one and the creative fight against the tyrannids. Thanks for all your hard work!

[@mikeday5776]

Still the best producer of wonderful stories and performance. Proud of you 👍 BBB! Bravo Brother Baldermort indeed!

[@Baldermort]

Sorry this one was a little lacking. 15 weeks of drilling is wiping out any tiny bit of ability I had. Hopefully over soon. Sigh. Apologies. I’ll try to do better.

[@nacidocoqui]

"Let me tell you of the days of high adventure..." yeah, that's a sub for me!

[@neilwales3806]

You truly are spoiling us my favorite storyline last week and now my second favorite storyline this week thanks o masterful Bald one 😁👍🤘

[@artymixon5316]

I love all you do baldy but kronan is truly your masterpiece

[@jaredmorris5943]

The tale of Kronan is the reason I still love 40K! I had almost walked away from it altogether. Your stories have kept the Warhammer universe fresh for me time and again. Thank you!

[@jonathongreer4212]

Thanks for that kin reference, Baldermort. It meant a lot.

[@MikeyTW83]

Happy days! More chronicles of Kronan! Thank you Baldermort!

[@KitchenBratlann]

What an absolute banger of a story!!! Awesome done chief!

[@cgerlach1883]

HAH!!! best opening scene of all adventure movies and great tribute to it

[@Grim-Crusader]

Wagggggggggghhhhh, I mean yes, indeed this is most welcome

[@europademon]

Yes! Time for some crumping. Thanks for the story Baldermort.

[@Mjolnir117]

I’m still putting my final paint details onto my kitbashed Kronan figure, cheers Balders. 🍻

[@jesperdenbraven1995]

The best orktober content we could ask for

[@THErealLOWTEQ]

The opening! That was so awesome. Conan is a fav of mine, and you killed it. 😂

[@GreenBaji]

The names alone I hear here and there in this story made me laugh greatly. I really wish the games could emphasize the cunning side of the Orks like you do with your story. One day we may see this animated. ( we all can dream, right?)

[@SPASTICSTONER]

I hardly could stop laughing from the asstartits and then came the toe empire... I LOVE this series

[@Ser-Smiley]

It's krumpin time!

[@heboric6136]

KRONAN KRONAN KRONAN KRONAN

[@savagex466-qt1io]

I love Kronan. Hes my favorite Ork War Boss in your series for sure. I love the names you have lol Kronan da Cunnin and Kid Squisher McMurder and Grinner the Back Stabber lmfao thats awsome I can totally picture the seen / storys. I enjoy all your lore and story videos you make. They are great to listen to well I paint my 40k, Thanks for everything Baldermort.

[@carlyleambrose104]

Ahh, Kronan Always give me a good laugh.

[@andarchy1386]

My Saturday night just got alot better thank you brother Bald!!

[@FreemenMars1]

Sweet another Conan story - or something such like that to listen to over breakfast tomorrow! 0:02

[@BaconGold790]

This was jus too much fun. Loved the hilarious word-smithery and creativity at show here. Now I’m going to binge the series.

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

Thak you for this fun ride, Storyteller ! ! !

[@Azzie420]

After taking a long break, it is nice to be back my lord. We’ve been very busy in our absence. And I’m more than happy to see my return has been met with a Kronan video. Love the green punchy gitz

[@rameybutler-hm7nx]

Waaaaauuugggghhh!!!! Dis is the krumpiest of oks stories! Listen up you gitz!

[@nElozEro]

The story of Kronan gives the feeling of Terry Pratchett narrating a WH40K documentary. Always a joy to hear your work Baldermort, and Happy Orktober!

[@Chet2378]

Incredible as always!

[@gherkinisgreat]

Perhaps Kronan could discover the webway and turn some of it into da big railway in da sky?

[@zchamp4386]

Man I love you stories! Top tier content

[@Pfasma5]

Lol……so funny!! Thanks a lot for that!! A good smashing time!!

[@68plew]

Laugh out loud entertainment ❤ This series keeps on getting better & better. Excellent story telling Baldermort - Kronan is clearly a labour of love 👏👏👏

[@Gary_The_Metro]

TIS A GOOD DAY, MOAAAR KRONAN

[@OldGreg3366]

Thanks!

[@Baldermort]

Thank you! *bows to brother Greg*

[@Faithful_Solaire]

I really love your stories. They always make me want to build another army

[@coryray8436]

Tankz again, Balderboss! I'z been waitin' fer dis un!

[@Matt-md5yt]

Krump the Bugs Good Lord Kronan!!

[@kamronpeterson778]

Love how the first 5 min is some fever dream rant

[@driznardelunyar5199]

if only the Orks had the wisdom of Baldermort...

[@koanbonwa]

So exstatic to see this tonight! I broke my happy helmet 🔨 earlier, and it's been a rough week!

[@bongodrumzz]

Well m'Lord Baldemort, I've finally calmed down lol, why? Well just as me and a few thousand of your favourite fans were getting over the latest T n T episode you had to drop more Kronan!! Oh my giddy aunt this is simply magnificent, so thank you, which really doesn't seem enough, but thank you sire. I will say this again, the Black Library should be kicking your door down and begging you to write for them. Best wishes to the ever lucky Mrs B and of course to your munchkins.

[@darionietlispach2470]

another entry of my favourite series =D lets get krumpiiiin

[@briansimpson9318]

You're doing the God Emperor's work. 🎉

[@StevieB8363]

The adventures of Kronan are some of the best things to come out of the 40K 'verse. And Balders is the perfect person to deliver them. The Orks are the comic relief of the grimdark future, and Balders has embraced them like a loved one. This is a beautiful union.

[@Row2501]

KRONAN! KRONAN! KRONAN!

[@paintroll2079]

I actually tought this was cannon, so I was saying to mye nerd freinds my favorite orc in 40k was Kronan, to bad he doesnt have a miniature :( great job as alway Boldemort:) warm greetings from Norway :)

[@Baldermort]

Oh! Just check the descriptions of videos. Most of us put stuff in there ti explain why and what we’re doing etc. :)

[@ignachioelsmith9053]

I absoloutly love this series. Kronan is the man. Or perhaps, da boy. Cheers, Baldermort, for an excellent group of tales, and an equally excellent reading.

[@LazzarrusLong]

Joyous day! The continued adventures of Kronan + Tiddles. 👹🥰

[@Celadrin]

KRONAN!

[@Kankan_Mahadi]

Squiggy Tiddles needs his own novel!

[@octavius32a64]

Excellent work as always!

[@singletona082]

I want a 'kronin's guide to livin gud' Partially for his conflict resolution advice, and dealing with bugs that would otherwise spoil a fun outing.

[@patricklehigh9019]

I so second this idea.

[@Baldermort]

Lol. I’ll see what I can do? See if there’s any appetite for it with a community post?

[@humanbeings4698]

@@Baldermort we demand this now right now i demand the finest guide for humanity and i want here and i want it now