LEGEND OF KRONAN : BUG SWATTING

LEGEND OF KRONAN : BUG SWATTING
Legend of Kronan:
The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh.
_ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over from Chaos Space marines. Yet, it has a terrorkid infestation.
Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: / 3510517

[@baldermort]

LEGEND OF KRONAN : BUG SWATTING Legend of Kronan: The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh. _ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over from Chaos Space marines. Yet, it has a terrorkid infestation. Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517

[@BohdanKaiba]

Happy Orktober Everyone!

[@DomesticWithAnMD]

I've been looking forward to the next Legend of Kronan instalment. They're some of your best content!

[@Uzzgub]

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

[@Rellana1]

I disagree that the Black Templars show any fear of death,because we have Reclusiarch Grimaldus to handle any such problems by bitching at them.

[@Kimbp85]

What is the correct order to watch Kronan???

[@driznardelunyar5199]

an ork calling Slaanesh, "she who thrusts" just broke me 😂

[@peterkantor9494]

how would an ork even know about that tho

[@derekbidelman2442]

​@peterkantor9494 Orks know about ears, noses or handles as Kronan calls them. Especially the smaller humeeies with the big ears on their chest, for they must be the smartest of da hummies, for they hide well and you never find them until the ones with the noses between there legs have all been killed...or something like that....

[@uncabob214]

Your ability to turn 40k into an endless stream of puns never fails to impress.

[@itchfinger]

The amount of sidesteps is impressive and fun but fits orcs just perfect.

[@miles2378]

Is he saying Multy 'Tusking' or 'Tasking'?

[@inquisitorgarza312]

Kronan is by far reminding us that no matter the size of the bug, how many claws and fangs they have, or how acidic their blood is and how hard it’s armor is they could still be stomp by a big enough boot, but he will show the bugs his cunning and why he is the bestest war boss in this part of the Galaxy.

[@phrosted1]

** 'ard

[@johnd2058]

Kronan is the Guillemanest Ork, prove me wrong.

[@justnormalthings1599]

This saga is going to end with Kronan thinking of a way to fix the golden throne (kicking it really hard) so the Emperor can regenerate. That way Kronan can fight him.

[@StevieB8363]

You sir, are a genius. I can only hope that Baldemort takes that suggestion on. But it will take a lot of Krumpin' to get anywhere near the Golden Throne, so we have at least a few years of high adventure before seeing such a magnificent ending!

[@justnormalthings1599]

@@StevieB8363 The galaxy ain't ready for Kronan da' Krork

[@ashleyjohnson1129]

Dammit, no spoilers!

[@ulfgard4734]

I wasn't aware that it was tradition to give gifts for the beginning of Orktober, but I accept it gratefully! Thank you, Baldermort!

[@MrPlainsflyer]

How has GW not gotten you to freelance actual Orky-Borky canon for this setting 😂😂

[@randomicus4782]

Great. Now i want an Orky Borky cannon. Will pay teef.

[@therogueadmiral]

YESSS. I finally get to catch one of these asap, instead of finding it a month later thanks to youtube not giving me Baldy's notifications. Kronan and his story is probably my favorite thing from 40k, fanfiction or otherwise.

[@baldermort]

Holy golden throne! My gods. Thank you! A lot! But do try to make sure you are ok first brother. Wow. Thank you!!! *bows exceptionally low to brother Admiral*.

[@baldermort]

Erm. If this was a slip of the keys I can try to send some back? *gulp*. Email me if required. I don’t see responses well on this platform. *bows again*

[@therogueadmiral]

@@baldermort Not a mistake at all, I just wanted to show some appreciation for your legendary prose. I waste more on things less deserving all the time haha.

[@baldermort]

Crumbs. Thanks, brother Admiral. Wow!

[@joshsickels]

Love to see it... don't forget... "BUY THE MERCH" campaign. Let's do our part and put our money where our.. his hand is. Lets break the 1 mug sold in 2022's record.

[@NRAllen]

Wanna know something funny? I was listening to the Kronan Playlist when this dropped. You're a legend, Mr Mort!

[@BohdanKaiba]

Hell Yeah best way to kick off Orktober, thank you Baldermort, perfect way to warp up a fun day with family and good hot pot! May Kronan bring the gift of WAAAGGHHH to use all this month!

[@Dvnstrt]

Another entry in my absolute favorite of Baldermort’s storylines. I love Kronan. I love how all his admirals are also name rips of other series space admirals. I love how everything is told from the perspective of an exceptionally eloquent ork. Can’t wait for the next.

[@leothomas6121]

you sir are a truly gifted conjurer of tales. Between these fantastic stores, your tales of Tarquinus and Thaddeus and most recently your telling of the Titanomachy, i am always delighted. And no matter how tired or busy i seem to get i always have time for one of your fantastic yarns! Bravo to you sir

[@harmlessratz7151]

ive said it before and will say it again, i applaud youre skills in narration and writing Balders. the adventours of Kronan is truly the stuff of legends

[@d0ntfeedphil447]

Mork's Greatest Champion has returned to us!!!!

[@douglasbillington8521]

As an old man, whenever I hear anything about Mork, I think of the old Robin Williams TV show. So to me, Mork's greatest champion has got to be Mindy.

[@Chris-dy9gw]

Good couple weeks when you get Thaddeus and kronan on a run this way Well played sir Thank you

[@TheDubDisciple]

Something about hearing the vivid description of an Ork Boss tearing apart a Screamer Killer and BREAKING TWO OF ITS ARMS BEHIND ITS BACK definitely adds some color to the story 😂

[@KappaKiller108]

Orctober! I've been waiting for this! Baldermort, this is my favorite story of yours! Because I can tell you are having FUN with it!

[@v_artra5399]

It is indeed that time of the year. Da Krumpiest, Da Fightiest, Dakka-est, WAAAAGGGHHH-est time of the year... ORKTOBER!!! Thank you once again for another tale of high adventure Balders. Also, cheers on your latest mythology video as well!

[@rnp497]

Orktober...marked by the measured tones of Sir Lord B. Thank you for this tasty morsel

[@blam320]

DA LEGEND RETURNS!! What a wonderful Saturday gift from our favorite Lore-Tuber. Thank you very much for your dedication to your craft, dear Baldermort.

[@sabalmal1288]

KRONAN what is best in life?!! Krumping your enemies, finding the next episode of Kronan by Baldermort, and to hear the lamentation of the hummiez

[@vlweb3d]

Excellent ! Was looking forward to another Kronan High Adventure story. Well done as always Baldermort :)

[@Ser-Smiley]

It's krumpin time!

[@kiltedcripple]

Orktober is one of my favorite times of year in no small part because of new Kronnan entries. Thanks Baldy Won Kenoboys. "AND SO IT WAS!"

[@Mjolnir117]

I’m still putting my final paint details onto my kitbashed Kronan figure, cheers Balders. 🍻

[@mistere.9534]

AND SO IT WAS!!!!! To honor you... oh herald of the great Green One! IN my D&D game I have decided to name my Orc war chief (the big bad of the game) as Kronan Baldermort : The Kunnin One! Thank you for the story! Happy Orktober!

[@edpistemic]

Kronan is the highlight of Orktober! TY Baldermort.

[@joshsickels]

I see what ya did there.... all loosey goosey with the schedule... Broken hearted all Friday thinking to myself.. Not Baldermort, he missed Friday... he told me this once. Brother Sickels, the Nids cannot wait till Tuesday.. We cannot blow off Friday for any cheesy day/faction rhyme scheme... just to go catching me off guard with a BLAM!!! KRONAN.. FOR YOUR EARS SUKKA! LISTEN NOW... side thought, Vaguely similar to a movie quote.. MOM! THE MEATLOAF!!! WE WANT IT!! I joke as this is all in fun. Greatly appreciated Brother, as I am 1 week in to my new place and no need for roommates any more. Find myself curiously lonely. So your Saturday surprise is just right. Thank you, Brother..

[@baldermort]

Sorry! The drilling was all week. I ended up having to record this one 4 times to get it right. I was working all through Saturday, but fell asleep for 3 hours in the afternoon as I was knackered. I can’t tell you how -5 weeks of perpetual drilling has wiped me out on nearly every level. I personally listened to this and found it lacking. I hope the drilling ti end in the next 2-4 weeks. Sigh. Then things shoukd get back yi normal? Sorry. :(. *bows low to brother Sickels*.

[@baldermort]

15 weeks. Not 5. They started in June. :(.

[@joshsickels]

@@baldermort no worries.. I was just giving ya a hard time anyways . I have brought this up before but you should look into the Cacodominus. I find it very interesting. I imagine there is not a lot of info out there about it. With the level of it's psychic abilities may be on par with the Emperor's. How the Dark Angels defeated it I must know... that said, I feel it would be a great new fan fiction storyline.

[@tostig7795]

The Orkyness is wonderful here . The great Kunning one kept me alive due to veterinarian skills to care for Tittles . Loves a good game of fetch and quite playful [with a fresh grote leg] . What a life .

[@codelicious6590]

I thought I had a shitty day but I see a whole hour of Kronan's latest exploits awaiting me upon my return and realize oh it wasnt a shitty day after all! What a treat thank you so much!

[@mikeday5776]

Still the best producer of wonderful stories and performance. Proud of you 👍 BBB! Bravo Brother Baldermort indeed!

[@baldermort]

Sorry this one was a little lacking. 15 weeks of drilling is wiping out any tiny bit of ability I had. Hopefully over soon. Sigh. Apologies. I’ll try to do better.

[@Sally4th_]

Literally crying with laughter several times. Bravo, oh Bald One, you've done it again :D

[@baldermort]

Thank you so much!!! *bows to Sally4th*

[@ryanacorn5367]

Revel in the glory that is the blessed season of Orctober

[@baldermort]

Thank you so much brother Acorn. *bows to brother Acorn*

[@joelburger9226]

My favorite Warlord of all of Aqualonia has returned!!! Thank you sir, you are truly a Legend.

[@adamschaafsma5839]

One of the best things I've ever heard. I love this series so much! Rooting for Tiddles to get even bigger, awesome that he and everyone else is really feeling the power of the WAAAAAAAGH!!!! So great!

[@Kankan_Mahadi]

Squiggy Tiddles needs his own novel!

[@James-fl2tp]

Absolutely the best story line ever. One of my favourite characters in 40k. Very well crafted and read

[@johntooley9411]

Thank you for your time and energy! Always amazing work!

[@DirtHermit]

For the last 2 days, this has been my Fun. This is the Most Orky thing ever. For in the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium, there should only be WAAAAGH!!!! Thank you for the greenest entertainment ever. Tiddles is the true hero of this story, and I hope that never changes ❤ When I began 40k back with ye ol Rogue Trader, in that era before things like Army Lists, I was a Marine player.. as most of us were, I'm sure. Then, the very first Ork Codex came out, and 40k was never the same again. By the time 2nd Ed came out, Orks were so popular, i played the Genestealer Cults, just so there would be less green on the table. Tragedy struck after the launch of 3rd ed, when a drunken roomate accidentally destroyed the bulk of my army through intoxicated clumsy armageddon. I lost 85% of my figures to the catastrophe, and 3rd ed no longer had a place for GSC anyways. So I left the gaming, but never left the hobby entirely. I painted still. I latched on to Necromunda, and Blood Bowl, and they became my thing, until Kill Team. Once getting back into 40k via Kill Team, and best yet, with my Boyz the Kommandos, The Waaagh beckoned me once more. It makes this old Blood Axe smile to be back.

[@GreenBaji]

The names alone I hear here and there in this story made me laugh greatly. I really wish the games could emphasize the cunning side of the Orks like you do with your story. One day we may see this animated. ( we all can dream, right?)

[@SPASTICSTONER]

I hardly could stop laughing from the asstartits and then came the toe empire... I LOVE this series

[@jacekpacuszka1542]

The most cunningly brutal, or may be brutally cunning😂

[@Dwugget]

Kronan's story is probably the best thing I've ever listened to. I put on background stories every night at work and this by far blows them out of the water. I straight up look like a loon laughing to myself making my coworkers concerned and i couldn't care less. Beautiful story.

[@dukecoull9016]

As per normal form, an absolutely chuffing good story of high adventure! Always looking forward to more of the cunning ones exploits! We done Sir Baldermort!

[@lokioldcrow5094]

Easily my favorite series on YT right now. Never stop being awesome baldemort

[@Azzie420]

After taking a long break, it is nice to be back my lord. We’ve been very busy in our absence. And I’m more than happy to see my return has been met with a Kronan video. Love the green punchy gitz

[@LtGenAile]

26:29 EMPEROR ON TERRA!!! I genuinely almost dropped my beer.

[@dimitripierson6567]

You have brought me joy. That can not be understated. I want you narrating my life, and death.

[@fouzaialaa7962]

i was binging kronan playlist and i was nearing the end !!! low and behold a new episode is released !!!! im beyond thankful , this series kept me company while im at work !!

[@violentheart8060]

Fave part of the entire thing is the small side story about a pirates "peen" being thrown into space and Slaanesh being referred to as, simply, The Bitch. Lmao

[@loopgru]

Kronan rides Tiddles! :-D Thank you! Time to get painting!

[@LazzarrusLong]

Joyous day! The continued adventures of Kronan + Tiddles. 👹🥰

[@europademon]

Yes! Time for some crumping. Thanks for the story Baldermort.

[@gherkinisgreat]

Perhaps Kronan could discover the webway and turn some of it into da big railway in da sky?

[@lydianoack4552]

Whatever hole I happen to fall into, Kronan always makes me feel better. Orks is never beaten 🤘😁🤘

[@baldermort]

Thank you sister Lydia. A lot!!! I hope your days get brighter! *bows low to sister Lydia*.

[@lydianoack4552]

@@baldermort nah, was about time 😁

[@servit0r]

The tales of Kronan have become one of my favourite things on your channel!

[@Tiiyr]

Although Thaddeus and The Boy is my favourite of your tales , Kronan's tale makes me laugh a lot thank you for the hard work

[@KitchenBratlann]

What an absolute banger of a story!!! Awesome done chief!

[@chrissinclair8705]

Me: There better no be any foul Xenos in this video. I really like your content, Baldemort: It's all foul Xenos, all the time.. Me: Oh dear..

[@purvicious]

As always, this is a mind-blowingly accurate account of da boss. Thankz Baldermort

[@singletona082]

I want a 'kronin's guide to livin gud' Partially for his conflict resolution advice, and dealing with bugs that would otherwise spoil a fun outing.

[@patricklehigh9019]

I so second this idea.

[@baldermort]

Lol. I’ll see what I can do? See if there’s any appetite for it with a community post?

[@humanbeings4698]

@@baldermort we demand this now right now i demand the finest guide for humanity and i want here and i want it now

[@robertmitchell3495]

GW, get baldermort on the books!!! He is too good not to have writing lore! A few books from the black library have made me go out and get models but balermort makes me want to star a new army and end of the day gw isnt that what you want lore making people spend money. Amazing work and looking forward for the next exciting tale.

[@THErealLOWTEQ]

The opening! That was so awesome. Conan is a fav of mine, and you killed it. 😂

[@koanbonwa]

So exstatic to see this tonight! I broke my happy helmet 🔨 earlier, and it's been a rough week!

[@YellowHornet42]

Thank you Baldermort for another amazing chapter of Kronan! I really liked the side tangents on this one and the creative fight against the tyrannids. Thanks for all your hard work!

[@MikeyTW83]

Happy days! More chronicles of Kronan! Thank you Baldermort!

[@cgerlach1883]

HAH!!! best opening scene of all adventure movies and great tribute to it

[@carlyleambrose104]

Ahh, Kronan Always give me a good laugh.

[@chrisstorrer]

You are such a good writer, Baldermort, I love your videos when I get the chance to watch them. Truly you are the Quill of the Emperor, the Bard of the Astartes, the best of the bald!

[@artymixon5316]

I love all you do baldy but kronan is truly your masterpiece

[@jaredmorris5943]

The tale of Kronan is the reason I still love 40K! I had almost walked away from it altogether. Your stories have kept the Warhammer universe fresh for me time and again. Thank you!

[@FreemenMars1]

Sweet another Conan story - or something such like that to listen to over breakfast tomorrow! 0:02

[@Chet2378]

Incredible as always!

[@Erebusdidnothingwrongish]

Edited: Its Orctobeter I forgot Brother! I thank you and yours. I just started watching this one. Have a great week :) 💯❤️🤖👌

[@driznardelunyar5199]

if only the Orks had the wisdom of Baldermort...

[@mistercmartin]

YES! MORE KRONAN!!! WAAAAAAGH!!!

[@andarchy1386]

My Saturday night just got alot better thank you brother Bald!!

[@nElozEro]

The story of Kronan gives the feeling of Terry Pratchett narrating a WH40K documentary. Always a joy to hear your work Baldermort, and Happy Orktober!

[@neilwales3806]

You truly are spoiling us my favorite storyline last week and now my second favorite storyline this week thanks o masterful Bald one 😁👍🤘

[@savagex466-qt1io]

I love Kronan. Hes my favorite Ork War Boss in your series for sure. I love the names you have lol Kronan da Cunnin and Kid Squisher McMurder and Grinner the Back Stabber lmfao thats awsome I can totally picture the seen / storys. I enjoy all your lore and story videos you make. They are great to listen to well I paint my 40k, Thanks for everything Baldermort.

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

Thak you for this fun ride, Storyteller ! ! !

[@nacidocoqui]

"Let me tell you of the days of high adventure..." yeah, that's a sub for me!

[@StevieB8363]

The adventures of Kronan are some of the best things to come out of the 40K 'verse. And Balders is the perfect person to deliver them. The Orks are the comic relief of the grimdark future, and Balders has embraced them like a loved one. This is a beautiful union.

[@68plew]

Laugh out loud entertainment ❤ This series keeps on getting better & better. Excellent story telling Baldermort - Kronan is clearly a labour of love 👏👏👏

[@Faithful_Solaire]

I really love your stories. They always make me want to build another army

[@MagosSpicySpank]

OH YEAH FOR THE WAAAAAAGGGHHHH BLESSED ORKTOBER

[@Matt-md5yt]

Krump the Bugs Good Lord Kronan!!

[@JohnsRimworld]

Thanks to you, my son and I have started a long running Wrath and Glory Campaign entitled, "Young Smashwoven." The story of how Dakka Von Smashwoven went from being a Yoof riding his first Boom Dakka Snazzwagon, all the way to being leader of the Air Waagh. Might be a good spin off series!

[@jesperdenbraven1995]

The best orktober content we could ask for

[@ciaphascain1919]

My goodness man! This is the greatest story arc in all of 40K 😂😂😂 The Orkisms you’ve come up with absolutely kill me 😂😂😂 Orks of Omen?!😂😂😂 The Orks have been my favorite 40K faction for some time and your Kronan series is on par with anything GW/BL has come up with for them. I dare say better!

[@briansimpson9318]

You're doing the God Emperor's work. 🎉

[@Simon-hz3vb]

This is brilliant. Terry pratchett calibre.

[@ShadowOnlineGaming]

Drinking game idea. Take a shot every time he says "and so it was" good luck!

[@rameybutler-hm7nx]

Waaaaauuugggghhh!!!! Dis is the krumpiest of oks stories! Listen up you gitz!

[@jonathongreer4212]

Thanks for that kin reference, Baldermort. It meant a lot.

[@LeviThunderbolt]

I love Baldermort, and I love Kronan.

[@codeysimmons790]

This was jus too much fun. Loved the hilarious word-smithery and creativity at show here. Now I’m going to binge the series.

[@paintroll2079]

I actually tought this was cannon, so I was saying to mye nerd freinds my favorite orc in 40k was Kronan, to bad he doesnt have a miniature :( great job as alway Boldemort:) warm greetings from Norway :)

[@baldermort]

Oh! Just check the descriptions of videos. Most of us put stuff in there ti explain why and what we’re doing etc. :)

[@Pfasma5]

Lol……so funny!! Thanks a lot for that!! A good smashing time!!

[@kamronpeterson778]

Love how the first 5 min is some fever dream rant

[@Time.slinger_]

The clean, and baiter and the bitch? Hahaha😂 that just too good