Legion of Skanks Table Read - Brought to You By Former President Ari Shaffir

President in hiding Ari Shaffir has finally agreed to release the Legion of Skanks Table Read. Subscribe Juggalos!
Actors:
Ari Shaffir - / skeptictank
Big Jay Oakerson - www.bigjaycomed...
Dave Smith - comicdavesmith....
Luis J. Gomez - gasdigitalnetw...
Dan Soder - www.dansoder.com/
Corinne Fisher - www.corinnefis...
Krystina Hutchison - www.krystynahut...
Sal Vulcano - / salvulcanoofficial
Yamaneika Saunders - / yellinggirl
Kerryn Feehan - www.instagram....
Justin Silver - www.thelanguage...
Joe DeRosa - www.joederosai...
Zac Amico - gasdigitalnetw...
Thank you to the wonderful producers at Gas Digital for running the live show:
Bobby Hutchinson - @thebobbyhutch
Alex Scarlato - @iamalexscar
G. Mike - @hiimgmike
Additional thanks to:
Patrick Holbert @theholbertreport - Editing
Becky Rodriguez @humanplac3s - Production
@BlumpkinDonuts64 - Thumbnail art

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

Karen is easily the funniest former girlfriend. Edit: Karen is funnily the easiest former girlfriend.

[@cedricnora4481]

Tou fuckin che

[@joshuapaladini1507]

The “J for ‘Jretarded’” always gets me

[@bronzo9647]

Justin got left hanging approximately three times. He just didn’t give up and I respect that

[@ThatOneKidInAk]

I love how Sneako is just chilling in the back🤣

[@helladaniel]

Just seeing this too

[@ThatOneKidInAk]

Got all sorts of bent out of shape over Luis tossing ice at his dog and left his tab to them🤣

[@user-jq1ny4qf9q]

@@ThatOneKidInAkNothing he says or does is funny at all, you must have cte cause he’s a homunculus incel, like you.

[@blueyedevil2117]

@@user-jq1ny4qf9qbro didn’t even say he likes sneako just that it’s funny to see em

[@gixch]

@@ThatOneKidInAkPLEASE send me a link to sneako talking about fucking LUIS J GOMEZ or tell me how you know this. That’s fucking hilarious

[@Brandon-tk2rw]

Jay is one bad relationship away from being one of those guys who is craned out of their house.

[@blake7carrillo]

Craned ?

[@ahdgrbfixg]

It's SNEAKO in the background 3:32

[@jroc4321]

Is that sneako lol

[@monopolistically1143]

Imagine having to pay to watch this? Thank you, Ari!

[@ookalar665]

one of the few good jews

[@SCOODAMcGOODA]

HAHAHA AT 56:03 THE DUDE BETWEEN JAY AND LUIS WENT TO TAKE A BITE BUT STILL HAD HIS MASK ON. LOL HIS REACTION IS PRICELESS.

[@dmoshier3]

That dude was freaking me out!

[@MattttG3]

hahahaha that's great! he thinks Krystina Hutchinson turned around and say him then a couple seconds later darts left to right and laughs because i think he realized it's prob on camera regardless 😂

[@eyeTHC]

Haha then he sits there like it didn’t happen

[@jennq2915]

Bill Burr in a wig.

[@ortega9156]

17:58 the KZbinr who was banned from KZbin "sneako" is in the crowd between Jay and Dave 🤣

[@Flvidity]

Sneako???? Tf?

[@badassmofocker97]

Yeah thats wgat i thought

[@Densemankat]

“Let’s lazily copy Always Sunny, cast ourselves in it, and wait for the offers to come rolling in” is the most Jay plan ever.

[@LetsSmokePodcast]

The most amazing thing about this whole table read is that the last 7-10 minutes of the reading didn’t get cut off.

[@BazookaTooth707]

The family of four with the father unenthusiastically staring with his arms crossed the whole time. lol.

[@todd.howard]

I’m sure Netflix would buy this. They’ll put anything on there

[@kim-jong-poon]

Does tim dillon know your cheating on his podcast jeffrey???

[@Jacqie_Lee]

This many wonderful comics together for this warms my cold dead heart. Kerryn doing Kim, when they both dated Luis is so funny too. This group of comedians keeps me going I swear.

[@AlbinoRhinoEventCenter]

justin repeatedly looked for the fist pound from sal and he was repeatedly ignored. lol

[@DYL0N---DC]

Amico is a legend for wearing the Chris Benoit shirt 😂 ZAC! ZAC! ZAC! ZAC!

[@HarterConner]

Stop dodging the Wheel of Punishment, we the people want to see you humiliated.

[@davidbriand5412]

It was never going to happen. The "shooting" was Ari's way of welching on the bet, as he is known to do.

[@steadypenguin6005]

He did say on LOS that he will do it when he gets back... we will see

[@Swagbearpig]

@@davidbriand5412 hes not welching ari is a bit of a showman well get a punishment in true ari fashion He did take bert and Tom to a national championship game when they both said ari welched on the bet only to pay the bet back 100time better than expected Despite my comment ari is still a shit stain

[@tobyfunk6858]

I'd actually prefer that he tricks Jay into getting dosed again.

[@allhailseek7795]

Sneako in the background! Lol

[@amandaszymczak388]

Justin staring straight into camera while they argued about blue buckets just killed me 😂😂😂

[@Damaraja]

Ari, you know what has to happen next... Skeptic Tank Productions presents the pilot. Shoot this thing. 🎥

[@shinjukucalling763]

It already exists

[@earfboy2146]

@@shinjukucalling763 where

[@mad1337nes]

@@earfboy2146 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIuwe2VnhauomtU

[@LadyPizzaHut]

chris taylor this is just the opening. I think he means the whole episode

[@empirenow6068]

I’ve done a few table reads and I was worried this would suck. But this is so much better with so many people ripping it apart and Jay defending it 😆

[@justpettet3506]

amen bro voiceovers for video games?

[@mrcardenas400]

"10 years ago you guys were too old for these parts" hahahahahahahahaha

[@lazylion420]

they actually workshop the lines and play around with the writing until it begins to sound like a legit sitcom... Sal Vulcano is a fuckin legend

[@joshuapaladini1507]

Great point. So much of comedy writing is not settling and being able to look at things from different perspectives.

[@Millor001]

funny that sal speaks up about luis throwing an icecube at a dog. I wonder what he would've said if he witnessed when luis tossed a fans unfolded knife back at him

[@SicFromTheKush]

No no no, no one cares about people, but everyone loves puppies

[@BlekJamal]

Where can I see this lol

[@progambol]

Dan's line to Luis "So you grew up in a hardcore match?" deserved way more.

[@BearFaced718]

Whos disappointed father is chillin behind jay lmaoo he does not kno y hes here

[@MoonDevoured]

1:33:06 😂

[@kim-jong-poon]

Big Phil Gillis

[@HellJumper4243]

When he says “sweet alliteration” Louis’s next line should be “what?”

[@themiddleman781]

The Bert and Ernie joke was genuinely funny

[@alexcoyg3281]

Puerto Rican Stanley hahahahaaaaaahahahahaahhhaha Fantastic episode😄

[@Lord_of_the_Pies]

Thank you yamanila for bringing the fun down to a screeching halt

[@4thcolour288]

Sneako leaving because his dog got ice thrown at it lol

[@Bramblebush5948]

Is that frost on the windows?! We've narrowed his location to the northern hemisphere! The assassins are on the way!

[@davidblanck4131]

I hate to break it to you.... it is starting to freeze in the northern hemisphere as well.

[@lo-fiFromChicago]

@@davidblanck4131 Good to know both northern hemisphere's are freezing

[@davidblanck4131]

@@lo-fiFromChicago shut my drunken post down lol. Thanks for pointing that out. I must have read it wrong assuming he was in the southern hemisphere. Yet another reason why one must comment drunk kids!

[@lo-fiFromChicago]

@@davidblanck4131 lol it's our duty as KZbin commenters to point out and make fun of minutiae. I do enjoy going back and reading the intoxicated ramblings of myself from a former night tho

[@ookalar665]

You were wrong. He was in South America

[@calvinthegreat69]

Thank you President Shaffir for this free content. This was hilarious

[@earfboy2146]

Can’t believe I’m saying this but Justin Silver was really funny

[@bulldawgirwin8384]

Once you see past the layers of douchiness, hes a pretty funny guy. I think he just does his own thing, and is an odd duck

[@jermhanson13]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[@commanderjonson2610]

Stuck in bed and sick... perfect timing

[@theghostofdemonratspast9580]

same

[@justpettet3506]

amen brotha. goddamn teenagers

[@BS-nt9oc]

Got that CoCo!

[@christopherblowers443]

One of those.. Oooo this wont be THAT bad moments

[@obi-wanshinobi2353]

You’ve captured the coof. RIP.

[@duckingfuzz7847]

This needs to be made even if its just for youtube or something fan donations would be good

[@scramblebluejay1559]

Yeah lets give MORE money to wealthy new york jews, good idea hahaha

[@duckingfuzz7847]

@@scramblebluejay1559 jew jew jew jew jew jew jew!

[@TheMbeagan]

The opening scene was filmed

[@lostcoastnomad479]

@@duckingfuzz7847 or or or or, or or or

[@cyberpunk72000]

Mark the day....... The Puerto Rican Rattlesnake falls.... Puerto Rican Stanley rises

[@jakrispy3418]

It's like the Last Supper

[@jayquinn9320]

I enjoyed the shit out of that! This should be the line-up for special events in future. Great cast!

[@poiluparadis]

This was hilarious! Not the script, that was awful.

[@scottwalker2684]

no it's all awful.

[@Lord_of_the_Pies]

@Jay Slays yeah when the uptight black chick came out that was so hilarious.

[@sheldonarmstrong9296]

They are never as funny as they think they are

[@omygoditseli]

I'm watching this 2 year later realizing Luis threw ice at SNEAKOs dog and made him leave lol

[@helladaniel]

Lol same. Ive been staring at him like is that sneako?????

[@JohnP74]

A rare 6am gift

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

I'll never get tired of watching the 1:16:00 bit, the way Ari turns to look at the camera saying about the Puerto Rican Stanley merch bit cracks me up every time 😂

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

Dave Ellyahoo Smith

[@alexcoyg3281]

Yamaneika killed it😄😄😄

[@ookalar665]

Yamcha wasn’t there what are you talking about it?

[@alexcoyg3281]

@@ookalar665 I guess this is lost on you

[@BazookaTooth707]

I love how every time Silver went for a Sal knuckle bump he got denied lol

[@jackdub7740]

you may not be the president anymore, but you're always the king. long live the king

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

How isnt he president now!?? Whatd I miss??!

[@jackdub7740]

@@thedonofthsht76-58 an attempt was made on his life, likely carried out by a pack of black cats. and he was left horrifyingly and disgustingly disfigured, and maimed. that leaves the too hot for tv, the bull shane gillis as acting president. low key, i bet the real p r e z loots this whole story line, joey gets injured, and the trojan horse harris takes over. thats just how bad they are at writing they gotta bite from the realest show in new york between 10th st and 18th st on mondays

[@chad1630]

Does anyone else see sneako

[@kim-jong-poon]

No one can bomb a joke quite like luis, And no one can recover from a bombed joke quite like luis either. he truly is a real ass dude. Edit: and I gotta admit justin silver kinda won me over with this. Even though being super gay and totally oblivious to it is a direct rip off of mac's character on sunny it still had me 🤣🤣🤣

[@t.g.9782]

Puerto Rican stanley ..now trending on twitter ..

[@cmsmith1031]

Did G Mike bring his family to this? Lol

[@cracklecracklebaybay5612]

42:00 mark is great to watch Luis chant "Fuck Dogs" with his current Sport situation. 😂

[@eyeTHC]

How am I just seeing this now? This is gold

[@eyeTHC]

I’m back for my 3rd viewing of this

[@eyeTHC]

4th

[@eyeTHC]

5th

[@eyeTHC]

6th

[@JHARD34]

Man there has to be some way they can film this on their own.

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

Jay's continued passion is so excellent. 🔥

[@aidansyracuse3338]

Sneako in the background lol

[@Matttothefifth]

How does Jay always find the perfect angles on subjects? So damn funny.

[@greg1685]

I truly don't understand how he does it.

[@sosagam]

Gross, who tf let that Sneako kid in..?

[@n0timpressed]

People used to love chanting "3 more weeks" 😂😂😂

[@fives.]

Ari commits a coup against his own subjects yet again edit: fuck it, if I get 100 replies saying "fuck dogs" I will start a petition to get this picked up by Netflix and I'm dead serious about that

[@ck2394]

He really does big dog the little homies lol...

[@Bhans920]

Ahem. Fuck dogs

[@dbone024]

Fuck dogs

[@kushxclinton]

fuck dogs

[@bickyboo7789]

Sex dogs

[@codypickell9299]

Lmao I could actually see this being made. At least make it a cheap Netflix flick. Its better than a lot of the specials 😅

[@dmac3633]

"I got it: camo shirt, bandage for no reason and a beanie cap." Legend.

[@housevollmer9106]

There is a sound clip at 1:17:00 of Luis J Gomez sayin “I’m Porto Rican Stanley” just though everyone might like to know...

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

17:52 Asian dude behind Jay and Dave, lighting the worlds thinnest joint😅

[@Cloneofaclone]

The fact that they didn’t bring Jacob Battat to come play the little boy infuriates me haha

[@moonlitsooner4595]

Zac's joke where he pointed out the connections of Justin being closeted gay, is also another plot point they stole from IASP, was genius. Too bad only Dan seemed to hear it.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Your acronym was so wrong I had no clue what you meant.

[@moonlitsooner4595]

@@TonsMoreCowbell I was typing one handed and mashed buttons and forgot to correct it before sending. Lol

[@keithhuss1684]

I thought he was talking about luis q gomez

[@Shortsirl454]

The script was better than most sitcoms

[@bickyboo7789]

Sitcoms didn't age well fr

[@DomSharpeXL]

I laughed at this shit so many times. Also I’m 23 and dumb but this was written for me. 6 seasons and movie

[@greg1685]

Right, I'd been a fan.

[@jonathanmartin726]

39:48 Sweet boy Dan staring down the table thinking “Really??”

[@hamiltoncrete6741]

That's hilarious, I just noticed that and might clip it. Cheers!~

[@banksy2]

Justin and Luis would have been comedy!

[@quentinscorsese5146]

Original working title: It's Always Plagiarism In Philadelphia Puerto Rican Stan Lee's famous saying would be "I excel at seeing whores!" This was sort of a let down but the biggest bust of the night was definitely Krystina Hutchison's rack.

[@jaygatsby4012]

Joe’s observation of the table reading was so funny!!

[@gregxcelente4271]

I can’t focus on the table read with Sneako mugging in the background the entire time.

[@moonlitsooner4595]

R.I.P. Jay's hair!!! R.I.P. Jay's hair!! R.I.P. Jay's hair!

[@lukeberthiaume595]

I would definitely watch this show. It’s like a workaholics it’s always sunny with the skanks.

[@mad1337nes]

I'm an hour in and this actually rocks

[@AllAirCap]

No one else go insane over the sound? Wow. Maybe it doesn’t last.

[@Hoofyaf]

When they said the most famous person from Staten Island I thought for a second it was gonna be Pete Davidson lol

[@deecee3490]

Dan sitting there staring blankly as the 2 idiots talk is my favorite thing

[@altonkatz2041]

Did ari Shaffir just undermine his own authority with his unbridled authority

[@aMaZkNiPa]

Dad in the back with red shirt stone cold face is hilarious

[@TheStealthyPyro]

Justin's characters writing is actually super funny and he was actually acting in the read, yet he's just too gay for the respect he deserved 😂

[@joopjam]

Yep,really enjoyed that .

[@NigelOdinson]

Zac is a rarity with his jokes - not many people can drop quick witted one liners like him... All I've got to say is seeing him walk to the table has worried me, despite the narrative of Legion of Skanks being the most offensive podcast, I mean no offence when I say - Zac we love you and we want you to live a long a healthy life, you aren't looking good my friend. We don't want you to do a Patrice on us, you have too many more laughs to give us man. Just eat a bit less and walk for 30 minutes a day and you'll start to see it drop off you honestly, we love you and we don't want to be remembering how funny you WERE, we wanna talk about how funny you ARE!! .... yes I'm gay af, beat anyone else to it 😉

[@Monscent]

Cumia is the king of that though, quickest comedy mind in all of radio/podcast history. Zac is great but he copies too much from reddit.

[@Monscent]

I agree tho, hope he can get his health together

[@NigelOdinson]

@JJ Buddhabrot just preemptive... I know the fan base I'm a part of haha :P

[@NigelOdinson]

@@Monscent I agree Cumia is something else, especially considering he's not actually a comic. I dunno about the whole reddit thing I just mean his situational awareness and his unique quick witted replies or input about practically anything in convo.

[@resmarted]

He's disgusting

[@gandar54]

I love when Soder sits down, Jay gives him like 3-4 looks of "aw whys he so far away"

[@AJSteelSDMF]

“There’s gonna be a letter about the dog”

[@IHJello]

I would take a picture with PR Stanley

[@Xenamos]

The bag of buckets scene was too funny

[@genitalsclutch691]

Is that Sneako in the background at 17:50?

[@Jtro999]

You should have a moment where Louis see somebody walking with a bag of buckets and freaks out

[@fishstickswithfrank]

Glad you're healing up there airy

[@nicholascecil6733]

What happened?

[@ck2394]

My guess is Ari went on 1 of his adventures and they created a bit to excuse his absence as POTLOS. Ive been wrong before though.

[@2canines]

An al-qaeda looking guy looking trough the window with his thumb on the red button. Eyes scanning the room, pondering if this audience could possibly be worth it. See for yourself 9:32

[@natedavis4588]

It sounds like a slighty more watchable version of Shasta McNasty.

[@nicholasgarcia399]

Filmed while ari was visiting his aunt's place

[@MCFattyMcGee]

lol "i stand for two things, mayhem and quality entertainment"

[@BigBagg69]

Anyone catch the "Sid Simmons" ?? I lost my mind when I head that. LMFAO.

[@Jarxia]

That kid Sneako, in the back

[@los4life347]

Hail president shaffir

[@Jacqie_Lee]

Wow Corrine with short hair! And dressed like me in my teens 😂😂😂 loving it! And Christina is looking adorable too! Her hair down is cute af! Look at this panel! Loving this blast from the past rn! All my favorites!