Lemon Demon - My Trains, Except All The Lyrics Are Google Images

[@nehirWithAHat]

there is no lyrics video of this song so imma put it over here My basement (uh) Gonna show you my beautiful basement Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch I'll turn up the heat if it's too much I'll turn on the lightbulb on the wire, Turn on the dehumidifier I'm serious when I flick this next switch Look you in the eye, and I say, "Check this, " My trains (uh) My trains (uh) I got small ones, tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains (uh) My trains (uh) It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away In the club, the Model Railroad Club, A motherfucker said shit about my trains Might as well have took a shit on my brain Cuz I went insane I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat But the president never did let me back after that Shit, I said, "Fuck you, Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" My trains (uh) My trains (uh) I got small ones, tiny little trains. I come down here just to get away My trains (uh) M-m-m-m-my trains (uh) It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away I lie here every night I feel like if I focus And think of getting smaller I'll gradually get smaller And if I get small enough My trains will seem much bigger And I'll be the conductor The tiniest conductor OH! Then whatchu gonna do? Then whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do then, huh? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when I'm fucking small Like one inch tall You won't see me coming at all When I crawl into your ear late at night Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight And you think I'm just another bad dream But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream Little hands hold an artery shut Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what? My trains My trains My trains (uh) My trains (uh) I got small ones, tiny little trains. I come down here just to get away My trains (uh) My trains (uh) They're like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away My trains (Chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains (Chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains (Chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains

[@felixicide400]

thanks you!

[@sprout-undercover]

im living for the fact that this song sounds like he wrote it while really drunk and aggressive

[@CopyofCharlotte]

it does kind of give off a drunk vibe

[@Boppercat]

@@obnoxiousArcademy head cannon is he didn’t get a really cool wig so he then took a liking to trains and felt so much rage after the previous failure of a hobby so when somebody insulted him he became a maniac

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

That's also somewhat present in another Nature Tapes song, "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND" all the others also seem dream-like/drunken but are less aggressive than these two.

[@liamgaffney2005]

Man just wants to be the tiniest conductor

[@HuntressLilly]

I love how aggressive this song is

[@CopyofCharlotte]

it is a very aggressive song.

[@Tango_Raptor]

A mood

[@DevynGreen5]

“WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A PUNK ASS CHOO CHOO CREW ANYWHO”

[@BeepBoy]

@@DevynGreen5 ✨ My trains :D ✨

[@Ivemovedlmao]

Yo huntress lol

[@GEN066]

wish trains were real they sound really cool!

[@krismindscape]

trains exist in real life!

[@serpent7553]

Ikr like damn trains sounds like a cool concept

[@leiacreates2264]

I really wish they existed

[@ByteChasity]

@@krismindscape what

[@amazingtoad7244]

@@krismindscape wooooosh

[@funfettifurr]

THE “aah!” IS TAKING ME OUT AJAJHAHHAHAHA

[@CrazyOkuuProductionsNG]

SAMEHUGHJHGHJJGHKJGHKJHYGJVJ

[@PALYER1REHAB]

aah!

[@women_lover]

Two trains

[@wolframyt4494]

2:03 O

[@CopyofCharlotte]

Our trains.

[@cryptid221]

She took the trains in the divorce 😔

[@lycaptain]

@@cryptid221 😭😭😭😓😥😥😰😨😨😨😱😱😢😰😥😥

[@CopyofCharlotte]

@@cryptid221 :(

[@onionbot2]

in the middle of our street

[@cloudtiredomg]

GIVE ME A TRAIN BRUV

[@dyinginside821]

This is the closest thing I’ll ever get to a lyric video for this song

[@arthurtheslime9359]

49% train, 49% revenge/murder, 2% magic and grunting.

[@phobos2076]

My kitten who hasn't stopped crying for 2h finally stopped crying when she heard this. I think she likes his trains.

[@coolgreenbug7551]

SHE is the tiniest conductor

[@lemonmoonlavender]

your kitten is angry

[@wumpus976]

Welp, guess you got a new hobby. Get ready to spend $200 on a single OO scale engine.

[@jupiter9064]

Your kitten may be angry and offended

[@interdimensionalgoober8769]

Its like magic (magic trains)

[@AriLolzz]

This whole song gives off the vibe that Neil went completely insane and also got drunk

[@wumpus976]

And proceeded to binge watch the entire model series of Thomas and then bought $5000 worth of model railroad supplies.

[@hahayes8649]

this is the only song with even half of the rage and spire that fuels me

[@cymbabrzmiacy7561]

Start getting some more fresh air instead.

[@hahayes8649]

@@cymbabrzmiacy7561 fresh air is for chumps

[@cymbabrzmiacy7561]

@@hahayes8649 Sounds like something a chump would say.

[@Ckwhc]

chugga chugga woo woo

[@Blio_]

Drink some water

[@phobos2076]

2:05 the sound of your parents interrogating you on your plans for the future

[@lycaptain]

*I’ll be back when this is in everyone’s recommended like years later*

[@CopyofCharlotte]

Yeah, I won't be surprised when/if that happens. It's been 5 months since I made this.

[@denizunveren4979]

hello

[@lumdim]

hi

[@ImJustJaime]

Oh hey look what happened!

[@InsanityStudios]

Hiii

[@salteeth]

I was hoping it would be the conductor from a hat in time

[@user-rh7nd5xv7y]

MYYYYYUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@ember5031]

THE PIGGY BANKS WERE TOO FUNNY WHY WHERE THEY SO FUNNY

[@CopyofCharlotte]

comedy

[@demolisher8795]

TANKMAN PFP

[@ember5031]

@@demolisher8795 HECKYEHA

[@demolisher8795]

@@ember5031 YOU CHANGED IT

[@CodyAndPaste]

@Kyntiz ME TOOJFJEKDI

[@Forcommentingpurposes]

This is exactly how this song is supposed to be experienced

[@MkidSark]

for some reason these videos help me enjoy the song more afterwards???? It might be something in my brain involving having the visualizations of the words

[@CopyofCharlotte]

yeah, i didnt even know that dehumidifier was a word in the song.

[@furiouskitties4079]

@@CopyofCharlotte always thought he made up dehumidifiers, this video proved me wrong

[@elokin300]

@@furiouskitties4079 I can’t believe Neil Cicierega invented dehumidifiers

[@Boppercat]

@@elokin300he also invented the ocean, telephones, sharks, trucks, lemons, demons, shadows, dvds, capitalism, parties, of course trains, automobiles, the moon, being wrong, scrimshaw, fish, bowling alleys, wigs and many other things At this point Neil cicierega has invited the universe

[@andreas.2494]

Thank you for not showing Thomas the Tank Engine, he follows me everywhere.....

[@arcade3198]

i CaN fEeL mY aRtErIeS cLoSiNg

[@leofromfortnite]

hey i recognize u u commented on one of my videos

[@arcade3198]

@@leofromfortnite omg you'd remember that :0 ??

[@CodyAndPaste]

*im closing them*

[@leofromfortnite]

@@arcade3198 yah

[@spectrumspectre]

This is legit how my brain interprets information (like when i listen to a song... sometimes i think in pictures, sometimes pictures of words, sometimes internal narration... but like, this is how my mind looks lol)

[@spectrumspectre]

If a psychic tried to read my mind they probably wouldn't be able to get Anything coherent out of it except this song playing faintly in the background for 72 hours straight and I am bizarrely proud of that

[@eldestalpaca7232]

When I listen to songs, my mind interprets it as a video of whatever is happening in the song.

[@nachorodrigueze9197]

my friend liked it so much he started dancing on the floor

[@MrMUSTACHE]

Its like magic trains

[@BeepBoy]

This makes it easier to understand to me, I don’t know why =w=

[@CopyofCharlotte]

i think it might be because of actually seeing the lyrics and understanding what they are. i dont know though, im not an expert.

[@BeepBoy]

@@CopyofCharlotte ooo tru :P

[@leiacreates2264]

Yeah

[@viciousmilk]

why did i watch this? it's beautiful but why did i spend my time watching it?

[@jupiter9064]

Neil is such an inspiration, I can't believe he invented trains ❤️

[@oxymoron847]

That was the most enjoyable 3 minutes and 59 seconds of my life

[@monkeyman3257]

Cause I was google image searching for my trains

[@loafkey]

Now do two trucks

[@CopyofCharlotte]

hmm, might have to.

[@moth143]

This is a work of art

[@anabominationagainstman3597]

I feel threatened

[@SleepycaffineCRK]

this isn't your train this is O U R T R A I N S

[@timelordwarrior4394]

CHUGGA CHUGGA WOO WOOO

[@kerryannemacdonald8893]

*I'm passing by each My Trains Video in a train* *What you gonna do ?*

[@CopyofCharlotte]

i was not prepared for this question.

[@kerryannemacdonald8893]

@@CopyofCharlotte *Muahaha*

[@CopyofCharlotte]

I'm gonna take your train.

[@kerryannemacdonald8893]

@@CopyofCharlotte *Not my trains! !*

[@coralbelike9716]

2:33 THE MAN LYRCIC PIC LMAO

[@lehtalis]

not gonna lie, the song is a real banger

[@TheGs4_4449]

As a train nerd, this is my favorite Lemon Demon song.

[@melondasher]

This is great.

[@nykeeshoo6732]

CUZ I WENT INSANE

[@funkyfunkers_]

i don’t think we should insult his trains guys

[@thisnameistaken539]

no plz

[@Str4wb3rryL4ndm1n3]

I just realized that this song screams Charlie from Everything Is Fine. His “train” collection in his basement

[@lemony_lemonz123]

i put this on and forgot it's a google image version so when i looked at my screen with about 2/3rds of the song done i got jumpscared

[@habratss]

I like how silent the first train's "Choo choo" in the very beginning is, lower your volume and you can't hear it at all.

[@MeanBarrrracuuda]

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@mess2038]

For some reason KZbin suggests translating this comment.

[@icepawtheyugiohdumbass9955]

This song is good for stimming

[@chickendoorbore]

this is what he would have wanted

[@ultimatestupidhuman154]

I love trains

[@MattieMiddaugh]

lemon demon inside of my brains

[@Dr.-Stoat]

Thank you KZbin notifications PD: new sub

[@CopyofCharlotte]

Thank you! I guess I should really be posting more of this kind of stuff.

[@marktheproto7741]

I need a version of this of two trucks

[@10thtimmmm12]

This is my favorite song.

[@okrlu8054]

2:39 is insane lol like this shit slaps😩🔥

[@ezr4wr]

i hate trains with my entire soul but i love this song (also with my entire soul)

[@mothmanl0verr]

IT'S LIKE 2AM, THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHJSDHKAJSHJDHDJHFL

[@curllystuff]

I'm your 100th sub

[@CopyofCharlotte]

Thank you!

[@ingrowntoenailiv]

Two trucks but google Images, maybe?

[@CopyofCharlotte]

someday!! i dont have much free time on my hands, but ill certainly try to get it done.

[@Neon99]

10/10 thank u

[@CopyofCharlotte]

thank you for thinking so highly of this!

[@TheChosenOne1391]

Take his trains away

[@themagicalmess4742]

Guys i think the I like trains kid got drunk

[@rtlpejelagarto]

Headcannon: He grew up to be this man 😔

[@milkbox103]

aah!

[@CopyofCharlotte]

aah!

[@Roizor]

o

[@k1tcaliber]

aah!

[@shadowguarder2857]

should have made the instrumental part, literally an "instrumental" image.

[@Mekaholicc]

Im sure Emmet and Ingo heard this a lot of times... A billion times E

[@simphamous8271]

Dude so many people watch this you blew up, it was like 53 was ur average then 12k

[@CopyofCharlotte]

Yeah it's really cool, this was one of the videos I kind of forgot that I even made.

[@Goobplush]

This song is basically me

[@Pastryy81]

OMG &, TALLY HALL REFERENCE OMG GOOD & EVIL REFERENCE EE

[@aliienoiid]

👏👏

[@jaker824]

Quench this

[@adrianaortez2238]

Do two trucks

[@kadenrobinson7067]

That is not a. Conductor that is an engine driver 2:00 Damn I wish all of you can do your fucking research

[@CopyofCharlotte]

damn its such a shame that that was the image that showed up when i searched conductor

[@kadenrobinson7067]

@@CopyofCharlotte oh sorry then What I meant to say is Google needs to do there research

[@CopyofCharlotte]

@@kadenrobinson7067 oh ok

[@dalilabutler6302]

o

[@dalilabutler6302]

i'm sobbing. why is this part so funny. stop.

[@serpent7553]

Lsd effect on a teenager

[@kandicrow9212]

I love how instead of did you used a picture of d.i.d.

[@ElijahsXbl00d]

Was Neil drunk when he wrote this?

[@CopyofCharlotte]

probably

[@キラキラ蛇]

come. 👉

[@Thebigratman]

this is my recommended on KZbin along with beeduo sorry if i sommon a fandom on accident also ranboo isnt why i like lemon demon before anyone asks

[@aster2157]

Hey hey hey, I’ve been summoned, hello fellow DSMP enjoyer! And me neither, the reason that I like lemon demon is because of a Scratch studio haha

[@s0urkandies67]

Wait a minute Does this song have anything to do with autistic people being associated with trains /genq

[@wh3n-w1ll-1t-3nd.]

What