Lemon Demon - Two Trucks

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Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)

[@Lucien_M]

0:19 ships in fanon 1:43 ships in canon

[@AvidEscaper]

@Crocerella which probably means the thousands of rule34 about said things

[@arrumaisha4553]

I hate how this is accurate

[@B0rg3rr_]

Dream smp fandom: 👁👄👁👍

[@digitiff2077]

@@whackowafer4765 yes.

[@saturnthedegenerate8427]

as an undertale fan, i can confirm that this is the truest thing ever.

[@vd2485]

the beginning part I could handle but “two trucks holding hands” *blushes*

[@tomaytotomahto9906]

Van Ozzy I instinctively clicked the bold text thinking it was “read more” and accidentally liked your comment. But yknow what? You earned that like.

[@theherbertwest4392]

@@tomaytotomahto9906 he earned that like.. he earned that like.. he learned it from his father and he told it to his wife

[@dustydudle880]

@@theherbertwest4392 Slick

[@piecrust9659]

@@theherbertwest4392 I applaud you for this comment. Very creative

[@Agemtepig8]

😳

[@quadpad_music]

No one talks about how ridiculously good the instrumental is.

[@floofXD]

the whole song, infact

[@55locketstreet]

and his insane vocal performance

[@didntknowyoucouldchangethi]

I just realized that this song is, in fact, really good.

[@SaulCheeseMan]

Why is nobody talking about how inspiring the lyrics are

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563]

​@@SaulCheeseMan words cannot express how good these lyrics are that's why no one's talking about them

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

what a beautiful T4T (truck for truck) relationship

[@ofanichan]

Underrated comment

[@myssledissle]

i'm gonna cry

[@Gakulon]

LMAO, I love t4t relationships 🥰🥰🥰

[@twotruckslyrics]

god

[@tygical]

LMFAO

[@sayori2688]

"And they were truckmates."

[@logman4948]

Oh my god they were roommates

[@jessiel6814]

"oh my god they were truckmates"

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

wait they were truckmates?

[@pinruihuang8463]

r/sapphoandherfriend moment

[@gav7692]

Oh my god they were truckmates

[@botttproductions150]

0% swears 0% nudity 50% trucks 50% having sex

[@TruthShaIIWin]

@Flakey_crust Trucks are always naked

[@Alejvip]

@@TruthShaIIWin oh yes i ride trucks

[@seinyaaa4504]

200% truck

[@GigaGligga]

25% truck 25% truck 50% having sex

[@ProgramViBee]

@@GigaGligga 25% truck 25% truck 50% having sex 25% muscles involuntarily flexing

[@victorpendragon3071]

this song is so beautiful i wish america was real

[@noveltyantiques]

the real reason america was made

[@ChillGuy2854]

Maybe the america was the friends we made along the way

[@chaoscreature]

The America was inside us the whole time just like the trucks were inside each other.

[@tygical]

no you don't

[@jinxtheslugfromslugterra1760]

@@chaoscreaturenuh uh

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

Fans: Trying to decipher songs Neil: 𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝔁

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

The same energy of "The curtains are blue" "Big brains": The man felt sad and theres more depht in the rest of the lyrics that tell a depressing story as the curtain reflects his mood Big brains: Its just a fuckin' curtain -UpIsNotJump

[@ChicaneryBear]

@@CrystallizedBlackSkull this is song is clearly satirising American ideals of hypermasculinity and how it is tied to heterosexual identity.

[@adamstanheightlover69]

Hello I am the 1000th like

[@King-ph8cw]

I thought it was about a car cradh

[@thanatoast]

Fans: Oh my god, this song says about society. Neil: haha Wikipedia article funni

[@lucki_8052]

“and they were roommates”

[@rustingbodys1374]

I-

[@amnesicshellfish]

oh my god they were roommates

[@davetheduck6801]

@@amnesicshellfish horrifying

[@axolotl593]

Omg they were garagemates

[@zhoubot]

they were roadmates

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

I can't stop laughing at this fucking thumbnail why is eddie murphy's giant severed head staring at me with that sinister grin

[@Ashlynn1218]

He's the one singing /j I know it's Neil

[@mayakeyes7602]

He’s one of the two trucks

[@localsatanist]

im gonna be honest i thought that WAS neil for like a year

[@Ashlynn1218]

@@localsatanist the headdie Murphy?

[@localsatanist]

@@Ashlynn1218 yeah...

[@FinderLurker]

I believe this is the perfect song.

[@JamesTractorGamer3334]

Uhhhh

[@FinderLurker]

@@JamesTractorGamer3334 Because it is to me.. Lol

[@NunyaMcBusiness]

Pfp sauce?

[@easygoing9328]

I just imagine someone who doesn’t speak English thinking this is a normal song

[@cirno6182]

They try singing it and do it VERY loud in a room full of English speaking people

[@ColorWindows92]

i am spanish and i know english

[@l00per]

literally my non-english speaking family when i put this song in the family speaker

[@ghosttbea8406]

i am brazilian but i know english lmaoooo

[@wendigobane4581]

You know the "polish dancing cow" meme? Really good example of exactly this.

[@owenw.1643]

how i wish it was socially acceptable to blast this on the 4th of july

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Do it coward

[@altf4undo01]

TODAYS THE DAY

[@MikachuB8]

please do this

[@cryptidcore424]

@@altf4undo01 YES INDEED

[@livingf0ssil]

fun fact! it is acceptable if you just dont give a shit!

[@DevinMillarDM]

Me and my family have been listening to this since I was a kid.

[@peanutcatbutter8080]

My parents wouldve killed me if they heard me listening to this

[@WickedCards1]

Of course devin is here

[@alexandragiamichael]

your family is pretty cool then

[@DevinMillarDM]

@@WickedCards1 Yeah I’m everywhere🤣.

[@DevinMillarDM]

@@alexandragiamichael Yeah we do a lot of stuff.

[@beanricorules]

Literally a few days ago, my school had a dance, and they played this song and my friend freaked out when it started playing. I dunno how they were allowed or why they played it, but it was amazing regardless.

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

Whoever got that into the song queue is a legend

[@beanricorules]

@@kirbysuperstaruhh3769 I think it was one of my friend's siblings, but I ain't exactly sure

[@f4llenin4l0v3]

thats like playing CPR by cupcakke for students to perform on 💀

[@karfunkl.]

id like to this of this comment as a continuation of nipaho's comment and no one can change my mind

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

I have a school dance in literally 2 days, I don't care what it takes, I will try to get this to play no matter the consequences

[@worrywirt]

This track makes or breaks a party depending on the crowd

[@juliamiller4965]

Someone put this on at the function last night and I had to leave

[@snitchbug]

Julia Miller you’re weak

[@lindleland]

if it dies it dies

[@rwrunning1813]

Boys' party vs girls' party

[@TwistedRagdoll]

6 6 6 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST HELL AND FIRE, WERE SPAWNED TO BE RELEASED

[@TobynJacobs]

10+ years later and I still have no idea how a giant head of Eddie Murphy on a freeway has anything to do with two trucks having sex, but it fits well in regards as a good picture for this song.

[@joeyossia2827]

He just uses this image for misc songs

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

Tobyn Jacobs better question:why is there a giant eddie murphy head on a freeway?

[@temmie5085]

@@NepetasShippingWall1642 it was to promote the movie meet Dave iirc

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

shadow jpg supports trans rights ah,thanks

[@epicgamersaurus]

This wasn’t even Neil’s account until 2017, the original owner just put it over all his music and it fits perfectly.

[@rogueone8194]

We gettin outta traffic with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@ootfan7882]

If all else fails, the Eddie Murphy Mobile should work!

[@ShocktoSpecter]

We getting **stuck** in trafficking with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@shearlix]

when i was like 8, i found this song and was like "this guy probably doesnt have any better songs than this 😕" but now my special interest is lemon demon

[@Ashlynn1218]

Was this song how you learned about the birds and the bees?... Or the trucks and the trucks I guess.

[@Embibuiltdifferent]

8????????

[@EpicVoiceShitposting]

The comments seem to ignore the fact that his muscles involuntarily flex.

[@thatjuicyboi8516]

ikr! its key information

[@radosawrudolf4931]

Maybe a seizure :|

[@toddhoward1498]

It’s called an erection bud

[@EpicVoiceShitposting]

Shut up Todd

[@whatisupbois]

@@toddhoward1498 it just works

[@probablydeadinside7877]

*the founding fathers cry*

[@somberyu]

*tears of joy rolling down their faces*

[@finestle2613]

hamilton would be proud

[@chesterhurley8289]

Bold of you to assume this isn't about the founding fathers

[@imthetrashman8620]

This is what they wanted

[@thetrashman8648]

@@finestle2613 "i wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me! america, you great unfinished symphony, you sent for me!" "t WO TR U CK S-"

[@plaguedvenice]

Once got EXTREMELY ill and while I was getting sick this was just playing on loop in my brain I was freaking out bc emetophobia and this was my death march track Still goes hard as FUCK

[@Nebulade]

Literally listening to this to distract myself from potential nausea cuz of my emetophobia lol

[@JedisJed]

listening this to distract my brain from the fact that im a skeleton and anemia could revoke my living lisence at any times

[@twotruckslyrics]

@@JedisJeddont call me out oh my god

[@JedisJed]

@@twotruckslyrics yoooo fellow skeleton

[@twotruckslyrics]

@@JedisJed 😔💖

[@sprainedfingers]

Translated the lyrics 100 times. Heres what i got. Sleeping in the car. Sleeping in the car. It's a big laugh I am fine Sleeping in the car. Sleeping in the car. It's a big laugh I am fine 2 times Looking for love american food low water I want two nice cars America's Angels said the king bike (yes) bike (yes) Meat (FFG) Meat (FFG) I am fine I have two nice cars (yeah) I have two nice cars (yeah) Thickness (mm) Thickness (mm) I am fine for life This place is ZZ. and King Robert Police positions 1, 2, 3 Dr Strengthening the knee muscles. Yes, two cars He saw two cars. He saw two cars. now... I'm lost He saw two cars. He saw two cars. now... My heart hurts 2 cars air The body is like an object. this is good No stars today. Agni flew in the air with an eagle. Filming is underway. bike (yes) bike (yes) Thickness (mm) Thickness (mm) I am fine two cars in love (yeah) two cars in love (yeah) Thickness (mm) Thickness (mm) I am fine Sleeping in the car. Sleeping in the car. My muscles are dirty I am fine Sleeping in the car. Sleeping in the car. It's a big laugh I am fine 2 (6) cars. 2 (6) cars. Two cars (sex, sex, sex) 2 (6) cars. 2 (6) cars. Two cars (sex, sex, sex)

[@meow_qxsz]

LOL

[@conehead.skz.]

MY MUCLES ARE DIRTY?? 😭😭

[@Zane_1616]

thickness in millimeters

[@kaydwessie296]

Need this version

[@1stPersonNarrator]

Two cars (sex sex sex) Well he isn't wrong.

[@jermfanaccount]

a lot of people say that this is about a car crash, _while i prefer it to mean what it says_

[@hivecicle]

Same 👁👅👁

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

Unsame

[@bonsaikittenss]

same

[@edenlqv]

nice pfp tho

[@catlemonical3409]

wait what

[@pierreproudhon9008]

American culture is mesmerizing.

[@mickymi9]

Oh boy you should see our politics, its like screaming rabid dogs with rabies baking at a garbage fire

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@mickymi9 I love your description

[@toaster9922]

@@mickymi9 so like politics everywhere else

[@Muffinmurdurer]

THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY (in pleasure)

[@nathaniel1069]

@@toaster9922 Yes, except everyone has an absurd amount of power and wealth

[@nich.olas_m]

-.25 speed just made the song sound sad. all the instruments were crying rather than producing a melody. it sounded like Neil had awoken from a nap prior to recording. - .5 caused me to feel guilty and sorrowful. the lyric "two trucks having sex" could finally sink in, resulting in me questioning my entire life, along with all the decisions I've made thus far. - 0.75 speed made me feel as though I was being chased by someone and was trying to escape whilst trudging through a swimming pool of thick maple syrup. - 1.25 speed made me imagine a medium-sized circle of raccoons aggressively dancing at me. - 1.5 gave me slight anxiety. I was intimidated upon first listen, but was also too intrigued to turn it off. i suddenly felt as though I should be doing something urgent and at a quicker speed than usual. - 1.75 made me scared. it felt like time had sped up with the song. the person that was chasing me in .75 was now right behind me, and wielding a knife. - 2.0: I felt like I should have been having an intense panic attack but wasn't. i wanted to cry out of fear; the raccoons had come back, now dancing quicker and angrier than before. it was both the best and worst experience of my life.

[@leifberry]

im cryinf this is so funny

[@qwaabza]

this is a epic. the vibes at 1.25 and 2.0 are pure truth

[@wahitsoctavia]

0.75 is just “i’m running at dream speed” 1.25 is so real

[@kaitlynchiasson7671]

Bros speaking yapanese

[@Gakulon]

The b̶u̶g̶s̶ raccoons are back

[@spaghetti_soup]

YOU GUYS I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN DO THE MACARANA PERFECTLY TO THIS SONG I CANT-

[@Pep829]

I love you

[@spaghetti_soup]

@@Pep829 i love you too :,)

[@billymkj2763]

@@spaghetti_soup twu luv

[@TheWandererOfDreams]

@@spaghetti_soup you guys are acting like TRUCKS rn.

[@noveltyantiques]

_the passion is more then i can withstand_

[@LORDNARCIS]

two trucks holding hands

[@ntgm8]

Two trucks holding hands

[@cate2327]

OWO wat dis? the passion

[@brobro8687]

THE PASSION

[@brobro8687]

@Tiztu you ruined the beautiful thread

[@somerandomperson3978]

Hate to ruin the lyric chain here but I really want to share something extremely important with you guys. So I can't get the image of two trucks slowly sprouting two giant, bloody, sweaty, veiny, manly hands, and then holding each others new hands.

[@Cieln0va]

This man is married. This man has a child. His child finding this is inevitable. I can only hope his kid's friends think their dad is cool

[@zkn8665]

hell be fine

[@emi-zz9dg]

this is the way that he will give his daughter the talk

[@raymonddeactivated7118]

if my friends dad was neil cicierega id worship them

[@r.j.tammaro8383]

Bro are u kidding he/she will be the kind of middle school if they find that their dad made this and Potter Pals

[@fin7161]

I wish my dad made this

[@bllover4578]

As a fellow lemon enjoyer, this song was awe-inspiring. I felt the passion the trucks have for each other, and it will empower me for the rest of the day until I listen to this song again.

[@x_kittrix]

I’m listening to this right now before I turn 18. I’m making sure that this is the last song I listen to before I become an adult.

[@1stPersonNarrator]

You must listen to two trucks before every life achievement

[@ShocktoSpecter]

Happy 18th, man. Now, you know what to do

[@calzoneyyy]

can someone remind me to do this in 11 months

[@villaimouse]

Ultimate Russian Roulette: playing Lemon Demon songs on blast with your parents around praying that Two Trucks doesn't come on

[@ackewtful.]

*hears the dwudwudwudwudwudwu fading in* WAIT NO-

[@sssssssss519]

Praying that Two Trucks come on*

[@wentzbian]

sonia!!!1!1!1!!!

[@mothguy3536]

my parents think this song is funny

[@jenger9596]

fun game: put on this song for your parents and see how long it takes them to be visibly disappointed in you

[@jacko1994]

What I’ve learnt from this comment section is that this song is either about a truck crash or transformers porn

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

...i go with the latter

[@milesperhour2286]

It’s possible that it’s both

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

@@milesperhour2286 how will that be possible?.....

[@milesperhour2286]

@@NepetasShippingWall1642 you know the ones where they trip? It’s essentially that

[@fe6796]

Its about a transformers crash

[@sigmarthcipherius5153]

Jerma playing Freezeria while having this as bgm huh

[@HTSI]

Imagine where Lemon Demon never saw a car crash involving two trucks, resulting in this song never existing whatsoever

[@TransNobody]

Then we'd be living on Jupiter

[@official-obama]

NO!!!!

[@lycandusk7263]

fun fact: you can do chest compressions to this song (100bpm)

[@faithh5546]

why....no...I didn't need this

[@DaveLambertITA]

Person: "Oh my god, he's having a heart attack!" Me: "Don't worry I got this" *pulls out phone and starts playing the song*

[@checkerhat327]

@@DaveLambertITA the person having a heart attack just stops having one and vibes to the song

[@mm-xk2zl]

my muscles, my muscles, voluntarily flex

[@fod-der]

IMAGINE SOME DUDE ON A PLANE SAYS "I KNOW CPR GET OUT OF THE WAY" AND DOES CPR WHILE QUICKLY SINGING THIS MY GOD

[@astolenusername7687]

There’s probably someone out there who had a very very long conversation with their parents after they heard this

[@MaybeMilo46]

My mom liked the song

[@trashregister1819]

@@MaybeMilo46 same

[@cringe9883]

that person is me 😔

[@yourmom-sb8vd]

Me, just.

[@General12th]

And those parents are _universally_ conservative Christians who believe sex is bad and shameful.

[@dreamrangers8945]

this music makes me groove but also feel melancholic which is funny because I tear up and then it gets preceded by "two trucks having sex"

[@NightStrigiforme]

When you're happy, you enjoy the music When you're sad, you understand the lyrics

[@dreamrangers8945]

@@NightStrigiforme TFW my partner joined vc with me crying while playing this with a music bot on 😔✊

[@star_the_silly_real]

One day this will be considered retro, and parents will be showing it their kids

[@2the_watcher]

welp it is now

[@samweland2318]

"You want to hear some of the music I listen to as a kid?" *Blares Two Trucks*

[@litrpg101]

"When you're happy, you enjoy the music. When you're sad, you understand the music."

[@ardugaleen2231]

@Matthew Wilder my favorite line is ''two trucks holding hands'' really reflects the situation of the western world and how it turned from Christian communities wich were focused on helping the poor and the needy while now we are focusing on ourselves and we have lost faith in our communities. The trucks are the western civilization, so there is only one truck. Truck is alone and has schizophrenia. Deep

[@qwedge]

not three, not one, but two trucks having sex

[@ardugaleen2231]

@@castorsdoodliez lol thx m8

[@toaster9922]

“it’s a song about american masculinity” -Genius Lyrics

[@user-pg7ri3sf6d]

Precisely two trucks.

[@plastic1695]

the top truck said to the bottom truck "oh yeah whose your manufacturer baby"

[@Neovixen]

fucking underrated ass comment i love you please marry me

[@plastic1695]

...wut?

[@snailboi4169]

@@Neovixen agreed

[@spultra2007]

IM CRYING

[@vibethecat4194]

And it replied "Only the best"

[@nich.olas_m]

the intro of this song has been my school alarm for like a year and now every time I hear this song I’m literally seconds from throwing my phone

[@Lemon_Verus]

You're a legend

[@ShocktoSpecter]

EVERYONE, EVEACUATE THE BUILDIG, *or else, you'll become the 2nd truck*

[@eggverseoffficial7976]

I recently developed a strange coping mechanism for intrusive/ distressing thoughts where i visualize them default dancing to a silly song. This is the one I pick 99% of the time. Thanks Neil :)

[@randohm1998]

Absurdism is some of the best coping mechanisms I have as well.

[@amogu_]

I hope those two trucks are having a wonderful 10th anniversary together

[@colapilled]

love wins

[@CherriesAreGreatILoveThem]

W h a t i s y o u r p r o f i l e

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

@@CherriesAreGreatILoveThem It looks like an Amogus schlong.

[@cooper2723]

@@CherriesAreGreatILoveThemamongock

[@Periwinkleaccount]

@@CherriesAreGreatILoveThem What’s _yours_ from?

[@viskerkey747]

I like how the trucks are never gendered but everyone just assumed they're gay

[@Joe_____7]

I have seen this comment many times

[@Muffinmurdurer]

What else would they be???? Trucks are the least straight vehicle.

[@Joe_____7]

@@Muffinmurdurer true it isn’t a truck and a car just 2 trucks

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

its because trucks are for MANLY MEN OF AMERICA so of course they are dudes

[@busterb7482]

i love how no one even said that but we all felt it and knew everyone else felt the gay energy

[@aesynthi6884]

the fact that i've started unironically liking this song scares me

[@marshallbrown7717]

@@aesynthi6884 right...

[@maliatownsend3660]

Literally same!! I listened to it as a joke and then I was like wtf why does this slap

[@bonniecornelius3836]

aesynthi this is my first time listening to this song and i already unironically like it ;-;

[@apersonwhoexists888]

I listen to this on a daily basis unironically please help me this shit slaps so hard ngl

[@pzkitty6783]

Embrace it

[@alienbeanboy]

I remember when i'd have an assignment that's way over due, i'd play this on loop while working to keep myself from crying

[@alienbeanboy]

update: I have an assignment due, guess what i'm doing?

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

How well does it work?

[@alienbeanboy]

@@SomeOne-vf1rs worked pretty well for the first few months i did it, after that it just stopped being as effective.

[@chaoscreature]

now that you’ve taken a break from it it should work again! :D

[@alienbeanboy]

@@chaoscreature yeah i should test it again. guess who has an assignment due LMAO` edit update: oh my god it works but better than before. i am typing at supersonic speeeeed

[@Penut63]

10 long years later and they still fucking

[@ShocktoSpecter]

They must have a really good love life

[@buzzsawenthusiast1756]

god I wish trucks were real

[@ColinCartoons]

@Drunk Doggy hehe.. wait what-

[@youraveragebraincells620]

*poops a truck* here u go

[@idonthaveaname8468]

Waiting for the woosh.

[@Blasting-Pen]

No price is too high

[@dendy9534]

but trucks are rreal idiot haha

[@calamari9436]

I hate how much I like this song

[@Shartmaster32]

I love how much I love it

[@pursuitofvictories5]

I DONT LOL ! A FUCKING BANGER THIS IS !

[@Jacob-mu3dj]

Don't feel bad this song is an absolute banger.

[@gamerpolice8235]

@@pursuitofvictories5 yoda?

[@avagasbarro-3492]

Bruh same I love this song but my parents would be disappointed in me

[@henrytheanglerfish6290]

Thanks Jerma

[@christopherbrunetti9758]

What does Jerma have to do with this?

[@Cuddly2]

@@christopherbrunetti9758 He played this while streaming Papa's Freezeria Deluxe

[@kentonbaird1723]

@@christopherbrunetti9758 He was one of the trucks.

[@christopherbrunetti9758]

@@kentonbaird1723 when?

[@GraceW-vy7nm]

No love is as pure as the love shared between these two automobiles.

[@holopunk2601]

this is the next transformers movie's soundtrack

[@ShawnsLegacy]

Now i know where Michael Bay got the idea for those movies.. I hope he doesn't get inspiration from knife fight next.

[@Exarian]

Ehh more like a spinoff movie based on the IDW comics tbh.

[@fluffyhugs6180]

thank you for saying it before i did

[@travdump209]

this joke is not aging

[@tyreeserobinson8766]

There will be many explosions wink wink

[@walaba7038]

I feel like Mozart would have composed something similar to this if he was still alive

[@dfquartzidn6151]

LOL

[@willywonka3050]

He did compose “Leck mich im Arsch” after all

[@bolisops6280]

@@willywonka3050 Translate

[@cillianthestupendous6093]

@@arcticsnow241 hate.

[@ashutoshbaluni3188]

yeah, as if a pleb like mozart could even come close to making such a bold artistic statement like our lad neil smh my head

[@Kanohyx]

i heard the ruby version of this so many times i can't listen to this or hear the title without an image of ruby appearing in my head

[@ShocktoSpecter]

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS 💀💀💀

[@potatosoup5729]

Okay I broke the audio on my device and I thought it was completely broken so I restarted it and went here and I'm going to tell you this is the most I've ever been happy to hear two trucks

[@hello_ree]

i got new headphones and this is the first thing i listened to with it

[@PuppygirlTrans]

This is unironically my favorite song ever

[@General12th]

It's a very good song.

[@stinkynorsk5883]

Ah, I didn't know you were American--

[@ellecomics2729]

Where can I buy distilled water?

[@PuppygirlTrans]

I'm just Boiled water if you dont wana be so specific

[@ellecomics2729]

@@PuppygirlTrans okay, thanks for the help :)

[@toaster9922]

"Thank you for changing my life." "I am literally a song about two trucks having sex."

[@suselmaks]

the passion is just so intense

[@monkey-yy8bk]

I think it's about a car crash

[@sonianevermind9493]

@@monkey-yy8bk toxic masculinity I think

[@toaster9922]

@@sonianevermind9493 its about two trucks having sex what are you people on

[@sonianevermind9493]

@@toaster9922 ah damn my bad broski

[@normalaboutpathologic]

This is what t4t means btw (truck4truck)

[@ShocktoSpecter]

WE CAN GO TRUCK 4 TRUCK

[@floralrune]

oh jerma..

[@wendo_]

My ancestors are watching me listen to this over and over and they are pissed

[@cathacker13]

I sometimes imagine my ancestors, who fought in wars and got into traumatizing, near death situations daily to make life better for future generations, looking down at me with dissapointment, when they realise that their successor is a sexually confused teenager who unironically listens to a song about two trucks having sex every day on loop

[@meanmotherstuka6630]

You misspelled proud

[@hazelnotxyz]

Pissed cause they can't experience this first-hand

[@heinoustentacles5719]

Next time there's a war this will be playing from the destroyers

[@dexterjettster3683]

Your two comments on this video have the exact same amount of likes Edit: had

[@amtheyes]

this feels like the most american you can get without guns

[@epicgamersaurus]

“Maniac cop”

[@kerosenecowboy5684]

Nothin more American than patriotic hardcore passionate gay truck sex

[@antob4524]

@Ryder from grove street i call them US americans

[@digaddog6099]

Someone make a cover of this song where the drums are replaced with gunshots, be the Tchaikovsky you want to see in the world

[@frostyclouded]

"my muscles involuntarily flex" implies neil is hosting a gun show

[@sillylilfart]

i hate the fact that this actually sounds good. like why would neil make a song about two trucks fucking sound so good

[@iscreamattrees]

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼

[@farenhite4329]

0% violence 0% drugs 0% sex Wait no

[@icesight3626]

0% violence 10% drugs 20% car accidents 70% trucks

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

@@icesight3626 *100% Sex*

[@helloimamess1363]

5%violence 10%drugs 85%sex 100% t r u c k

[@eepyeri]

0% violence 50% drugs 100% sex

[@ola-ds9cq]

1% violence 10% drugs 70% sex *100% t r u c k s*

[@pagandakali260]

I fucking love how he took two pillars of 'murican badassery - pickup trucks and sex - and just by combining them, drove the whole thing into total parody It's like an alien trying to logically create the coolest song for the average american man by adding up all the freedom&power puzzle pieces at once Only thing missing is for the trucks to pull out some guns and shoot a glass of whiskey dead from a mile away or smth

[@WidinVonDusk]

Fauna sent me here

[@Hembert]

Same.

[@chot11]

Hello sapling

[@Fearx437]

Idk when she first mentioned it but she mentioned it in her Sisyphus speedrun and was curious. I was not disappointed

[@dumbofass2935]

two trucks who historians say were really close friends.

[@user-ml1un2mf4y]

😳😳😳

[@uchihadecabelorosa1408]

Hamiltruck and lauroods

[@cricksol]

Michealangelo and his bf

[@MaximilianonMars]

@Retro Bruh haha zing

[@laat6503]

They were just roommates

[@lemonsforbreakfast9567]

This is a perfect example of how Lemon Demon sings about the weirdest shit, and yet it’s catchy as hell.

[@LeGoodMusica23]

SEXY SHRINKING TUMORS

[@ashsevildead]

Well this actually has a meaning. It’s to make fun of the truck loving manly men.

[@knuxol3894]

LOOKING COOL JOKER

[@MiraLove]

He's the frank zappa of his generation

[@sethflower2067]

IKR HOW!?!? MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME AS A FLIPPING JOKE BUT NOW I ACTUALLY LIKE IT

[@shznlei]

I just sent this to my mom update soon 😍 Update: She loved it

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

irs been an hour, is it soon yet

[@limeonade_limesoda]

This hits very much so different if you were ever or are into Transformers.

[@babypurplebat2610]

There are two stages in life. -the time before listening to two trucks. -and the time after listening to two trucks.

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

@@arpodyssey7913 what if they were just unlucky enough to never hear this song, i do not pity these people who somehow do not sewer slide, I AM AMAZED BY THEM

[@pepsidog3060]

I FOLLOW U ON PINTEREST TOO WTF

[@babypurplebat2610]

@@pepsidog3060 does this mean I'm famous now lol

[@liamarmiger6846]

What about the first time listening to the song

[@yeetusthemfetus1436]

imma about to go into the second part

[@DeathOfDelta]

Shout out to that one dude on tumblr who was forced to listen to this while getting an MRI

[@DeathOfDelta]

@qwert lemme find the post

[@RichConnerGMN]

@@DeathOfDelta WHERE IS THE POST

[@DeathOfDelta]

@@RichConnerGMN It's the link I posted!

[@Zulf85]

@@DeathOfDelta it probably got caught in KZbin's spam filters

[@DeathOfDelta]

@@Zulf85 huh, weird. It still shows up for me. You can find the post by googling "tumblr ssundiall please read" Hopefully you can find the post that way!

[@NineTaildFox-je3mf]

Got kicked off aux so fast

[@Rose_S682]

Next up: “Two Trucks One driver”

[@billymkj2763]

Don't remind me...

[@alfredobutalid807]

That kinda sounds like a shock si-

[@wickedwitch1229]

This song just unironically slams tbh

[@AAAAA_BRAD]

Just like the trucks.

[@coffeeleijon2770]

damn i really cant escape homestucks huh

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

Tbh most if not all of neils songs slaps

[@marko_c3]

judging purely by the quality of the instrumental, this song is fucking fantastic. with the lyrics it becomes a masterpiece.

[@mkwiicore]

spook I 999% agree.

[@vz2428]

Neil is amazing when it comes to composing

[@frocco7125]

The band is called Lemon Demon, which is a bad name since it sounds more like they came from heaven.

[@neondennon]

This is, in fact, one of my favorite songs. So it gets a spot in my favorites playlist, always makes me chuckle when it comes on. I’ll get a serious song, contemplating what life is all about, then this sneaks up behind it. Thank u mr Neil Cicierega

[@CoffeeChristanEditor344]

The new Rick roll

[@gryynnn]

this is one of those songs you can *only* share with someone on the exact brainwave as you or the other person will think you’re a maniac. listening to this song with someone else is intensely intimate

[@capricornickus]

Yea shared it with two of my friends. One had the same reaction as me the other was like wtf is wrong with you

[@lycaptain]

lol yes

[@fidrack]

All my trucker friends dig this song

[@bozenaz1399]

I sang this in class

[@bozenaz1399]

@@nordicaanimations6145 if for you I'm mad then I don't want to know what u think about bullies or people that are actually mad

[@ObservingPaul678]

This song was so popular they made trucks and sex into real things

[@siphonix924]

Transformers hentai

[@HalfMoonDev]

@@siphonix924 oh no

[@crazyhyena1406]

@@siphonix924 n o

[@idontknowhowtocookomelets6226]

@@crazyhyena1406 y e s

[@davetheduck6801]

@@idontknowhowtocookomelets6226 *Y E S*

[@daevil_]

i unironically want this to be played at my funeral

[@meli_lemon_real]

happy two truck day 🛻❤️🛻🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥

[@malk6576]

this song is definitely the only correct way to find out about Lemon Demon

[@DoubleDare_YT]

First song I heard from this guy, I don't regret it

[@kfoley275]

My first experience was from a Mii Brawler combo video, song was Mask of my Own Face.

[@mohammadbu50]

first song i heard from him and it's a fucking masterpiece

[@mercenary621]

This is indeed a step up from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

[@afaye2268]

my friend told me about this song and here i am. i’ve never felt so uncomfortable

[@warcrimeinspector5684]

It’s crazy this was 6 years ago, feels like today’s humor

[@crowthebro]

neil truly was ahead of his time

[@prageruwu69]

ikr holy shit

[@1stPersonNarrator]

It’s crazy this was 3 years ago and is still correct

[@kentonbaird1723]

"TWO PICKUP TRUCKS - ONE CYLINDER BLOCK" I swear to christ, Neil....

[@1stPersonNarrator]

stop I read that when he said it

[@biblicallyaccurateregia]

Almost lost my job because of this song. Someone mentioned "trucks" and I started singing the song before I could shut off my brain.

[@Tippex_Official]

*Two vehicles created to carry large quantities of objects currently engaging in passionate love*

[@pogocat855]

😀?

[@Tippex_Official]

@@pogocat855 *a quantity of vehicles greater than one but less than three, which were produced in order to carry large amounts of items across a large stretch of land, are currently engaging in the act of passionate love.*

[@wishaway.nightmare]

Why do I see you everywhere I go

[@Tippex_Official]

@@wishaway.nightmare magic.

[@wishaway.nightmare]

@@Tippex_Official I am literally subscribed to about a quarter of the people that you subscribe to.

[@karendestroyerofmanagers6778]

Honestly the scariest part about this whole thing is that the “truck”s face is either on its back or it’s going the wrong way down the highway.

[@phuonglu1332]

the face is on the front and i think its going the right way

[@simula152]

This makes it very scary to think it's going the wrong way

[@zanethegamer4910]

It's on a trailer... Thus not being a truck. It's probably being towed by a truck

[@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797]

Imagine getting run over by a giant Eddy Murphy car

[@darthalex3]

its rapidly approaching the cameraman

[@yesgood-theNoBadarchive]

the most american song ever, thank you nefarious cicada for making this 😍😍😍 🦅🦅🦅🏳

[@underpussy_]

Nefarious cicada

[@TexasBakedBlackBeans]

Nefarious cicada

[@dannsteven]

Auto-generated Kahoot ahh name

[@wyattskinner697]

I love that it’s canon that Ruby sang this to Flower.

[@CombineWatermelon]

Who?

[@codythewalrus]

WAIT WHAT?

[@wyattskinner697]

@@CombineWatermelon It’s a meme in the Bfdi community

[@plaguedoc1188]

"That girl is so pretty, I wonder what she's listening to!" The girl:

[@Artsy_Fella]

Shit..... she has taste

[@kimmikat4205]

weeaboo

[@user-wh2vc3oi7p]

@@kimmikat4205 bshehejs dssv8

[@leavonderlieth5781]

I'd date that woman immediately if I were you-

[@sonianevermind9493]

Its me im girl 🙄‼️

[@genericname3980]

This song makes or breaks a funeral depending on the audience

[@alexanderssubliminals9786]

What type of audience wouldn't want to hear this at a funeral

[@BayOfWulf]

this is going to be at my funeral and im dying to the tune of 123456 pokemon

[@ddoober]

Ivy The Fish me too

[@Danger11007]

Alexander's Subliminals Your clearly not one of us, Alexander.

[@alexanderssubliminals9786]

@@Danger11007 You're clearly not one of us, Danger. Mayhaps you read my reply wrong 😔

[@LupinsBlueJacket]

There is a childrens’ show on the TV talking about trucks as I listen to this

[@possumballs2020]

I wanna make a horror game where this can have a 1/5 chance of playing with no explanation.

[@atalkinglemon3679]

Okay but this song kinda slaps Like unironically

[@onionbot2]

‘kinda’ dude it’s a fuckin banger

[@axolotl593]

@@onionbot2 truck banger

[@vinegardoppio8816]

Kinda?

[@cylyte2436]

ofc

[@coolbill579]

@@axolotl593 trucks bangin

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Two trucks, stating vows. Two trucks, stating vows. The union, the union, as these machines espouse.

[@LakeofCrystalclan]

Two trucks, raising kids Two trucks, raising kids The feeling, the feeling, Of raising a family

[@badtriceratops1867]

Two trucks, growing old Two trucks, growing old Their story, their story, has finally been told.

[@LakeofCrystalclan]

Two trucks, in the ground, Two trucks, in the ground, Their children, their children, All gather around

[@toenailfungo2741]

Best thread I've ever read Best thread I've ever read My eyes, my eyes Have been unfathomable blessed

[@Starrii_Skies]

Can’t think, of lyrics Can’t think, of lyrics But this comment, this comment Isreallygoodbutlikeisaidicantthinkoflyrics

[@lilillustrates3509]

Happy 10th Birthday 2 trucks. You're one of my favourite bops.

[@dexterjettster3683]

God I wish trucks were real

[@dragontatoes]

America's national anthem sounds great

[@55locketstreet]

I'd honestly be more proud if it was

[@sk8terkek429]

dragontatoes *BING, BING, BONG!*

[@candydoggo8926]

I would pledge my allegiance to this song