Lemon Gumi - English sub

[@Layazeroda]

Tales of dating sim character select and difficulty ratings: Easy mode: Zelos Normal mode: Every other Tales lead Hard mode: Asbel Mania: Luca Unknown: Guy

[@Coola131]

Please know that you are a wonderful human being and you just made my day XD

[@zhaoyun255]

+FireKirby7 So....What kind of difficulty Yuri got? It's certainly not Tales lead level but certainly not Guy or Zelos either. He could easily get Judith but pretended not too. It was really headache, dude. Despite being clueless about women like Estelle said, he didn't even deny his hormone when he's with Judith, either.

[@Layazeroda]

+zhaoyun255 Normal mode. No girl troubles or activity to speak of, but no swooning everywhere he goes either. Besides, I thought it was implied Flynn got more girls than Yuri did.

[@zhaoyun255]

FireKirby7 Naw, I think people ship Flynn to Yuri more than anyone. Also, I think Flynn got either that vice captain chick or Estelle tbh. Oh wait, Estelle got Rita....Never mind. I rarely see Flynn getting pretty guy syndrome of girls drooling after him though. Not to mention if you considered PS3 ver., you get possibility of Patty. and the twin chicks (one for each, hehehe) I don't know if Yuri would be Normal or Unknown either. His romance life was a mystery. For Sorey, I can classified him under Normal but not with Yuri.

[@circleofscorn]

LMAO...Jade: "I requested 'after hair-cut mode'"

[@Monobrobe]

I love how Luke blushes when Zelos says "Tear has Luke". Also love how he spends a good chunk of the video moping and sighing back and forth.

[@dylanbilson4271]

Something tells me Lloyd (Colette), Luke (Tear), Reid (Farah), Veigue (Claire), Senel (Shirley), Jude (Milla) and several others could be the bosses you have to beat in order to get their girlfriends.

[@desmondmalone438]

Dylan Bilson Senel(Shirley/Chloe)

[@naruto0116]

Lloyd is pretty much the only person that can make her happy and not get so mad like Zelos does.

[@CardboardAttorneyX]

Ahahaha, "after hair cut mode", "long hair mode"! I want to laugh at Luke's old-self. Bahaha! Gets even better with flirty Zelos and sarcastic Jade hosting the show. XD

[@PrinceOfAltea]

Zelos: Tear-chan has Luke... Luke: >///> XD

[@uberpwnage50]

'After hair cut mode' Oh my god

[@becca1chan8773]

You know Zelos the main heroines of Vesperia and Zestiria (As in Alisha and Rose) would be some of the easiest to hook up with since they don't end up with the main heroes (Especially in Zestiria where the writers shot down any chance of Sorey getting with any of the girls in the game according to an interview in the world guidance book) though with Rose you might have to get past the obstacle called Dezel, and with Estelle there is the possibility with competing with Rita so the easiest of the bunch to date would be Alisha unless you fuck up and get the bad ending where she ends up with Rose and you're forever alone.

[@indygnasyon0506]

ゴメンね、ゴメンね、ホントゴメンね･････ 痛い？ゴメンね、ゴメンね、ゴメンね メッチャワロタwwwwwww

[@AlluMan96]

It's really fun watching all these videos, because it really makes me wanna go out and get all these games. For the time, I've only really experienced Eternia, Symphonia and Xillia to any level of depth. My knowladge of Rebirth stops and ends at "KUREAAAA!!!", I know stuff here and there from Abyss to get jokes like the "Long hair-mode" or Jade's overall sarcastic disposition and I've been told Legendia is not worth going so out of your way to experience as you need to with this series alot of the time (Especially for a European fan such as myself). At this point, I'm only hoping Namco continues on to re-release these games. Especially some of the more obscure ones. I guess bundling Symphonias entirety into a PS3 release was a smart move, but just for novelty's sake, I kinda wish they'd get some of the older games out more as well. Get the Destiny-duo, Phantasia, Rebirth and Eternia out more. I know Eternia already had a re-release, but come now. PSP? That's a pretty niche market to re-release for.

[@CaramellNeko]

I can understand your wish, but I think it is a bit too much to ask for. Namco already re-released ToP for the GBA and Eternia for PSP, so why would they re-release it yet another time? That would not be lucrative at all. And somehow I just don't have hopes for Destiny 1+2 and Rebirth...the best bet is really to go out of your way to play them in Japanese, if you truly want to. It's not that hard, actually. There are (almost) complete translations of the game scripts on the Internet, and reading them while playing is not as much of a hassle as I expected it to be. Just try it :P

[@AlluMan96]

CaramellNeko Well, Namco does keep re-releasing alot of their arcade games for every console imaginable, so why not? When it comes to Destiny 1 and Eternia, there wouldn't be much to lose by making them digital re-releases. At least to my knowladge, it doesn't take much funds to get those on to something like Steam, PSN, XBLA or Eshop. I can understand not wanting to go out of your way to translate Destiny 2 or Rebirth, because doing that would actually need some risks to be taken on something you can't guarantee will succeed, but it still bothers me how we had to buy so many games in japanese over here and am gonna have to either mod my PS2 or have to buy a japan PS2 just to play D2 and Rebirth.

[@CaramellNeko]

AlluMan96 Well yeah, for the old ToD the PSN shop could be an option, that's true. I was actually talking about the Remake (+ Director's Cut). That one was never released outside of Japan, and probably will never make it even though it is one of the Top 3 Tales games in my opinion. All because America is shunning 2D graphics in PS3 games. I'd actually be happy if they released more of their Tales crossover games over here, but for that the fanbase simply doesn't seem to be big enough. At least we're getting Zestiria this year.

[@AlluMan96]

CaramellNeko Yeah, although to be honest, things like Radiant mythology might end up benefitting the series' intrigue outside Japan. It's common that when a series releases crossover titles like this, they end up sturring alot of curiosity in people who know the name. They'll then use this occasion as an excuse to dig in to the series as a whole and may or may not become fans. At least that's how it works with me. I got into alot of Nintendo properties thanks to Smash brothers.

[@angelheart1701]

Aw man, I love Jade... 5:20 is completely hilarious.

[@miraculouspancakes1170]

i knew something would happen at the moment reid mentioned monster hunter

[@miraculouspancakes1170]

nobody expected "CLAIIIIRRREEE" i suspect

[@NekoNekoMe123]

The second I heard that this was hosted by JADE and ZELOS, I knew this was gonna be good. Oh god I choked on my popcorn, this is so damn funny! XD

[@BardockSkywalker]

NekoNekoMe123 With Zelos' Womanizing Charm & Jade's Personality, There Would Be NO WAY For This NOT To Be Entertaining.

[@TsubasaShaoranExel]

- Why is everyone running away?? - DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LOL

[@lonerboy18]

Haha yeah Jade's so mysterious and unpredictable thats why we love him and his sheer sarcasm YAY JADE! XD

[@megablueblaster]

i like how jade was smiling when sheena was coming.

[@ES21007]

Reid's (last) idea: Well, we have Vesperia, which has your characters really go overboard with the materials and synthesis system... Not to mention the Gigantos. It even has quizzes... well, other games have them. Lloyd's idea: We'll get to you Lloyd. MAYBE Fandom v2 can count, but only maybe.

[@JudaiMaverick86]

LOL FOR THE MONSTER HUNTER REFERENCE

[@jtalkalot19]

Jade is so cold-hearted, he makes a perfect host!

[@ccppfan]

Jade: Sorry. Sorry. So sorry... did that hurt? Oh, uh sorry. Sorry. Sorry. God that made my day XD

[@Flegan777]

Thanks for subbing this, I was certain what I heard was right before, but I didn't piece it all together before

[@Tarutarded]

"I requested 'after hair cut mode', but..." Rofls.

[@OtakuwarriorInfernio]

@naruto0116 Even luke isn't dumb enough to run his mouth in sheena's presence. Zelos on the other hand.........X3

[@Angeliclily]

4:40 Luke is bored. He keeps turning. XD

[@Sjono]

It’s hilarious to see Luke & Zelos onscreen cuz the former’s design was based on the latter

[@alexusphoenix8408]

3:39 I'm glad he changed.....like thank god.....for his after hair cut mode.

[@aimkat]

Thank you so much for the subs! Can't wait to see part 2 :)

[@patrickcunzio1428]

why haven't they made a Tales of dating sim yet! I want a Tales of Dating sim set in a Japanese high school setting!

[@koushiro27]

lol i like that nickname zelos gave senel 'senesene'

[@ModelHX]

Thanks for subbing this. Lol, "I requested short haired Luke, but..." Zelos knows how to ruin all of Lloyds happiness!

[@Isaacian27]

Jade punished copyright infringements with extreme prejudice. (Veigue: Prejudice? But the Hyuuma and Gajuma can coexist together in peace!)

[@AnMeiChan]

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!! I laughed through the whole thing now that I could actually understand it!

[@PrinceOfAltea]

Aww, c'mon Lloyd, Zelos practically NEEDS Colette's purity... besides, Sheena loves you! Colette barely even knows what romantic love is! X3

[@StarforceOnAir]

WHOA WHOA WHOA!! Back the hell up!! D-did I just see the main male and female protagonists of the Tales of the Tempest game!?

[@empoleon7750]

Yes.

[@moolah120]

LMAO Jade beating up Reid!!! sorry...sorry....sorry lol!!

[@BardockSkywalker]

What's With Zelos Pissing Off Sheena So Much?

[@RafaelAli]

Thank you for the hard work! \o/

[@nemowsz]

LOL! I love it when Luke goes 'complain complain complain complain' mode XD He sounds too cute xD I missed the before hair cut mode.

[@kenshinkarou]

I love this! My fav charries are here! But I feel sorry for Jade, "haircut mode Luke" wasn't put in this episode XD

[@Keraroo]

Zelos:?Why is everyone running away...? AH! *BOOM* Too late! (You shouldn't have said anything Zelos... Then again, it's fun laughing at your faults when it's Sheena related~!)

[@lauriejo]

Short-haired Luke comes with extra emoness and slighty suicidal desires. Does Jade really wants that in his videogame? But the love for Guy is always there. XD

[@animemaster1111]

Once you heard Zelos complaining about Sheena you could just tell Sheena was gonna kick his ass ROFLOL

[@AyayaFan]

poor Reid...

[@wildrook]

I think Dist would envy the guy. He got off with a lighter beating.

[@cheese4g]

I love these! I wish they would make a new one about ToV, but still hosted by Jade and Zelos.

[@ModelOz]

Veigue is definitely offers the most hilarity in these videos.

[@Matezoide]

OWNED! anyway thanks for the video it made me laugh a lot

[@KageNoHikari]

LOL. Requesting the short-haired model. I like long-haired Luke. XD The end was priceless. XD

[@TheRADRAD]

I can foresee no problems with the first part. It's been on here RAW for a long time, but better late then never, I say. I knew subscribing to you would be worth it in the end...

[@reflectionpixie]

"I'd just rather make out with a female lead!" "complain complain complain!" Ahahahaha~ Thank you!

[@Thaza]

Complain, complain, complain, complain, complain, HEY I'M COMPLAINING HERE!!! x'DD I've laughed tears in my eyes through the whole thing! thanks for subbing!

[@Xemaredux]

... *blinks* YOU'RE RIGHT! They're perfect for eachother!!!

[@Sweets_Parade]

xD Rid and Zelos were the best. I love when that one guy was talking all serious about Lloyd's dating sim game, and he's all WTF!? xD

[@mjherbert]

CLLAAAIIIRREE!!!! XD anyway i loved this it was very good. i liked lloyd's idea though everyone was pretty funny. however as much as i like zelos i was thinking "if i know tales of symphonia like i do then him bad mouthing sheena would only end in him getting a beating from her, well that and i think it would be the best outcome of him saying such thi- * sheena senses tingling OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!!" thanks for uploading this

[@mariiriin]

I wonder if Lloyd was talking about Persona 3/4 or Rune Factory..?

[@WaywardRobot]

everyone's terrified when Sheena appears but Jade is just like :D

[@doggypi1532]

The after hair cut mode lol~ If he says it like that then it would seem like Luke would revert back once his hair is long again lol~

[@HatsODoom]

Scratch that, the end was hilarious.

[@msRosaLosa]

XD i loved the way he keeps saying im sorry all the time

[@adikkuchan]

Zelos : Actions to conserve the natural environment! Jade : That would be "Ecollogy" LOL

[@kakujan]

"'Mythology' is a coined term to mean 'an RPG with its own development'". Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[@StarforceOnAir]

Dude, when it comes to Sheena being pissed off, NOBODY is brave enough to stay in the area when she's present!

[@uberdork987]

Lolz I loved when Zelos was naming off who was with what girl and he called Senel "SeneSene". I FRICKIN DIED OF LAUGHTER!

[@HatsODoom]

Best part

[@Zeldarulah]

So much Win, please make part 2 soon!

[@PrinceOfAltea]

If there's one thing you NEVER do, it's "piss off Sheena". Remember the whole 'forcing a liar to swallow 1000 needles'? Yeah, good luck avoiding that sort of fate, Zelos. ::chuckles evilly::

[@naruto0116]

@mjherbert Lol.Yea if only he did.But nope...even after all the beatings she gave him over the years.He still doesn't sense death coming his way.I feel so sorry for the little prevert.

[@naruto0116]

Even Luke is scare of sheena?wow...i was expecting him to run his mouth...when she was coming...

[@SilveryeRoiyaru]

''I said I'm going home, so I'm going home!'' ... not bat an eyelid.

[@StarforceOnAir]

"CLAAAAAAAAAIIREEEE!!" HOLY SLAG!! I nearly fell off my chair, that was so unexpecting! xD

[@hikarumasaaki3819]

.... I thought there was going to be Lemon by Gumi in the background XD Im such a baka XD

[@MadnessReturns]

I'd never thought I hear Lloyd talking about a romance game.

[@UKnoJunHo]

yea haha i luv that game. it was barely mentioned..... until jade just shuts reid up xD

[@Samedimai]

complain complain complain!!! XDDD

[@KeyOfTheTwilight]

That's a great idea! Dating Sim with all the Tales of Guys. *_* XD

[@bwahahachick]

LOL. Luke... "complain, complain, complain" That sounds about right. xD

[@jtalkalot19]

Zelos & Jade two of the best hosts in the world!!!

[@zhaoyun255]

The affection of girls go up in battle? FF 7 and Star Ocean series did this kind of things already even before Innocence. LOL, Rid with his MH reference. Poor Reid, he was the second victim of Jade the Rape.

[@dylanbilson4271]

zhaoyun255 If I had known who was Jade's first victim, I would've flipped.

[@Hamim]

ahaha! xD I love you! *is a fan of that too* Although I like Colette with Lloyd too but...Sheena wins...kinda...well..yeah :x I love Lloyd's idea too, it's like one of those uhh..dating simulation games thingy. xD Ahaha, "Claaaaaire!" "Guuuuuy!" I wish Guy was there too.

[@jsh020]

@euurme i think he was refering to dating sims in general, which begs the question why make a datign sim where all the MC's end up with the love interest regardless. i guess it gives the player a sense of effor slightly wooing collete or faira, woot......forevor alone

[@mjherbert]

@naruto0116 haha he does seem to have that effect on sheena and i cant argue about luke knowing when to shut his trap, zelos on teh other hand ....

[@ptilol]

2005 in Japan. I don't know when it was released in English. I never played it in English.

[@naruto0116]

@mjherbert Zelos on the other hand needs to watch his back.If you going to talk about Sheena i suggest you look around contantly while saying it and if you feel a evil aura coming.One sentence:Get the hell out of there!

[@CammieMile]

I'm pretty sure Zelo's reaction to Shihna is the best. XD

[@theBonestyard]

AH! When Veigue shouted CLAAAAAIRE I hopped out of my seat

[@ES21007]

Funny story: nearly all of their games actually came to be true in some form Veigue's idea: There is indeed a Tales of Reversi in Japan. Luke's idea: Well, we certainly have DoTNW Senel's idea: Tales of Vs. Not satisfied? A group of fans made this game called Act Cadenza Strife which is really an epic, one on one fighting game. Really, that's how Versus should've been. Ironically, Senel's only a support character :(

[@michelle192837]

Long-haired Luke is an arrogant jerk, but he's WAY more fun to have on this kind of thing. xD

[@vividshards]

LOL that was awesome! Thanks for subbing it. ^_^

[@CrimsonZanpakuto]

These are perfect for fan dubs...So want to try that.

[@ManuelTFox]

XDXDXDXD HAIR CUT MODE WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT FOR RM!! ^^ *Continues watching*

[@Leonidash15]

Thank you for Trasnslate/subbed it

[@Umbree61]

_ _llll Yea your right, he's got money, she loves it, she's cute, and he'd like her if she were older, but..thats just such a weird though..

[@mitchelthinks]

What's wrong with luke's box? He keeps looking back and forth...

[@mjherbert]

@naruto0116 he really does , and you think after all the time hes spent with ( or known her) you think he would sort of get a "sixth sense" about knowning when sheenas around. : "sheena does have a nice bod- * sheena senses tingling* uhh i think we best to run" zelos

[@poo3999]

"Long Hair Mode" ROFL~!!!!!! If you played tales of the abyss youd rofl out of your chair omfg hahah!

[@naruto0116]

At the end i think Zelos just seen the light...

[@Bobownzall1]

i laughed so freaking hard at the end..... "Hey, why is everybody running.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

[@teh1mika91]

Oh, God. I must own this.

[@grysvok12]

why did reid say something like that monster hunter? he didnt say god eater? its like a hunters game eh why mh??