Leonardo Dicaprio Steals Jeff Bezos Girl

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[@swrgmaster2649]

200 billion dollars and your girl still searching

[@Imperiously]

Just proves Sexual attraction and Relationship attraction 2 different things

[@lukewood2662]

@@Imperiously no such thing as "relationship attraction", mate. If she's with you just because you serve a protection purpose in her life, doesn't mean she's attracted. It's just convenience.

[@Imperiously]

@@lukewood2662 true

[@Cherrybombgt]

Money doesnt keep a woman. Yes money is a bonus for her but its about your characteristics, your mindset

[@elkanjulian1037]

Once for the streets always for the streets

[@brodyguthrie9713]

Damn… not even a billionaire can protect his girl from Leo

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Just our turn brotha. Never try to lock them down

[@MisterBungle]

Not even a billionaire can save a girl from the streets, period.

[@radoslavdimitri8611]

@Brody Guthrie Leo better sleep with one eye open, Bezos going to go get agent 47 in his ass, remember guys Leo didn’t kill himself

[@ace3589]

Jeff bezos is a known freak tho

[@blackguy546]

@@thelegacyofgaming2928 some incel shit ... you gotta know who tf is real and who isn't.

[@_Gartne_zum_verschoenerne_]

Imagine you have 30k in the bank, providing a good life and then a dude with 30 bucks to his name steals your girl. The disrespect

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Aye man, women live in the moment. Who cares about the big picture 😂

[@3EBstudio]

But if he can act … that changes everything..

[@khaleda.135]

@@thelegacyofgaming2928 That mentality is why most of them are single mothers lmao

[@blankblankpog]

@@khaleda.135 Big oof

[@Sk8forsocks]

says more about the girl than you homie, lmao she aint worth shit then

[@quantumleap7964]

Jeff def listened to Marvins Room on his private plane back home.

[@eliascervantes2273]

“Cups of the Rozay”

[@Giraves]

Lmao

[@BigVirgin]

Bitches on my old phone

[@jacksonmiller7745]

@@BigVirgin I should call one and go home

[@BigMan-oz8re]

I been in this club too lo-hoonngggg

[@asoingbob5322]

Thing is when you get that rich you will never have a real relationship anymore

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Facts. If you can't trust a female when you're broke, how in the f*ck are you going to trust them when you're rich???

[@spacepotato5524]

He had a real relationship with his wife, who he was with before he was that rich. He cheated on her and left her for this chick who has eyes for Leo lol.

[@togglemutt9892]

Damn that's rough

[@UltraGamma25]

@@spacepotato5524 Sounds like Karma

[@teodjuyg56]

@@spacepotato5524 not to mention his wife looked WAY BETTER!

[@Dioslux]

I wish Birdman would look at me like how Bezo’s girl looked at Leo.

[@pizzacrumbles]

Satire?????

[@lmGenisys]

@@pizzacrumbles We ain't joking...

[@radoslavdimitri8611]

No homo???

[@raptorfromthe6ix833]

i wish i looked at birdman just like how leo looked at bezos girl

[@davidleeroth543]

ong 🤤

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

All of Bezos’ pesos couldn’t buy him a new head of hair… mega cope

[@mawlinzebra]

He's got so much money that he could single handedly pay for a miracle drug to cure his baldness. Even $1b put into research for a cure would be nothing for him.

[@ArceusX300]

@@mawlinzebra There's already billions invested toward curing baldness, and there still is no cure. Bill Gates said more is invested to curing baldness than solving hunger in Africa.

[@ryananderson260]

Brian Urlacher would disagree

[@raptorfromthe6ix833]

he lex luther

[@zxr250]

@@mawlinzebra that's just completely false. 90%+ of Jeff's wealth is tied up in illiquid assets. He doesn't have 200 billion dollars laying around.

[@that1kid889]

This is a certified hood classic.

[@mp3ifier]

🤣

[@ididnteatyourpopsicle6087]

Bruh stop

[@jaredmeridy9860]

Goofy 😋😋😋

[@slumped_shady]

Honestly, Bezos just needs to wait for Leo to get casted on a movie, wait for it to get close to finishing production, then buy the studio and close it.

[@dominickwyche309]

Dat one there is a violation i wont deny it

[@TheSHAD0W93]

Not going to lie I thought you were going to say to shoot him

[@vazsa7387]

he can replace the fake bullets with real ones. it's not the first time so

[@johnnylego807]

Or do what Alec Baldwin did, hire Leo in a movie, produced by Jeff bezos, then switch the dummy rounds for live rounds, and make it so Leo is the criminal being shot at in the scene, and that’s all she wrote 📝

[@Joni_Tarvainen]

Leo: Charisma, good looks and money. Jeff Bezos: Money.

[@DrNafariousx]

for got to tag super villain vibes

[@punishedvenomsnake716]

@@DrNafariousx Man's on some Great Value Lex Luthor vibes

[@duyvo9148]

well, not just money, enough money for 20 generations of Bezos

[@JohnDoe-gy5dr]

slight modification: Leo: Charisma, good looks and money. Jeff Bezos: wealthiest man alive. Leo is extremely wealthy but Bezos really is in a different class even from Leo.

[@explicitwalrus6489]

@sir dog shit yeaaaah

[@Jmiedawg]

Why are all these top quality men going after arbys meat sandwiches 💀💀

[@AngelReyes-lc4mw]

😬

[@ardordeleon]

You eat the Arby's meat sandwich at 3 a m only when there's nothing else around. You never commit to Arby's meat sandwiches long-tetm

[@dannylive3000]

@@ardordeleon 👆🏻

[@mawlinzebra]

He's a beta nerd who never learned how to get women. Now he's "in your dreams rich" but with the same beta mentality.

[@vespervenom2343]

@@mawlinzebra a sacrifice worth making

[@djaythavillian]

“What a peasant, only 260 Mill’ ?” LMFAO😂😂

[@djaythavillian]

@Someguy136 I feel u, it’s just funny how he said it 😂😂😂😂

[@chrischika7026]

Jeff doesn’t have to worry Leo likes them young

[@gnewhall4116]

wait what 🤨

[@Arc-Tempo21]

@@gnewhall4116 Young as in 18 to 25, lol.

[@radoslavdimitri8611]

@Chris Chika Leo’s gotta worry about shooting himself in the back of the head

[@ShervierJ]

@@gnewhall4116 Leo doesn’t date anyone over 25 😂

[@tubeguy4066]

@@ShervierJ who can blame him lol

[@rayneozier]

DiCaprio is one of the prettiest people to ever walk the earth. And Bezos looks like a egg. Millions v Billions don’t seem that bad when the millions come with freak’n Leo.

[@morganadays3530]

pause

[@juliustobar]

Bruh 💀

[@kaiser7695]

Why you riding Leo so hard bruh

[@punishedvenomsnake716]

Man really just said that he's pretty lmao. You could've found some different phrasing for that

[@hispanic_individual7523]

@@kaiser7695 shit man I would too straight up 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ernieyt7942]

Fun fact: Leo never dates women over 25.

[@Lina_fit]

This lowkey means middle 90s babies and Gen Z got a shot 😭😂 at some point of their life.

[@leodanysperez1261]

@@Lina_fit dude lmao 🤣

[@Genie_ZA]

i guess i just have to hide her from him for 23 more years and then im safe

[@setsers1]

@@Lina_fit bruh

[@setsers1]

You serious?

[@titgriffin1512]

“At least he was a good sport” I don’t think Jeff was kidding

[@braveshot1368]

Jeff Bezos is rich yet terrible with women lmao

[@vespervenom2343]

Guess money can’t buy everything lmao

[@xavierthweatt9106]

funny how that works

[@nateh5099]

Hes not terrible with women hes just unattractive

[@randomchannel323]

His wife helped him get rich too lol

[@r3dlavigne]

@@randomchannel323 his wife isn't the reason he's worth $260bill lmfao

[@SquishyRSX]

Bezos probably wants Leo in a studio set with Alec Baldwin

[@setsers1]

LMAO

[@scionixx9568]

Jeff gonna be buying a wig after this. He wants that Leo hair now!

[@MikesLifee]

LOL

[@theburberryman5920]

Richest man in the world and these girls still pick and choose

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Second richest. Elon cucked him too. Bezos stay taking L's

[@GGWP-nx3kn]

No 304/woman know loyalty.

[@eobardthawne324]

@@thelegacyofgaming2928 Bezos has 200 billion hes not worried about anything.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@eobardthawne324 Maybe not, but Elon definitely did pass him up

[@eobardthawne324]

@@thelegacyofgaming2928 So? There's nothing he can buy that Bezos or the next 100 people on the list can't.

[@racand678]

& the worst part is since she's 51 Leo wouldn't even touch her if she was naked so Jeff is so down bad man.

[@frenchyboss9828]

Shes 51 so?

[@racerman7303]

@@frenchyboss9828 joke is that leo only dates women in their 20s lol

[@z0ffi928]

@@frenchyboss9828 leo only dates

[@urevya]

@@frenchyboss9828 50 is dry

[@Edmures_rampant_manhood]

@@MrAHole-kl4cn Leo wouldn't smash that if he was drunk😅

[@disgustedcharlie6679]

The Wolf on Bezo Street

[@Aqi_momo]

Leo could've snatched her up right there but man kept it respectful , I mean I dont blame her , leo Is like the "dream man" to most girls

[@begreater226]

, he wouldn't snag her... He go way better looking options .plus Leo ain't dating women over 30

[@molecularmage5443]

idk why this is surprising. Jeffs chick doesnt even like him at all 1% lmfao. He is so smart financially but i know high schoolers that have more loyal relationships then this LMFAOOO

[@chef7658]

how many "real" women can a millionaire/billionaire get? lol. at that point any lady is a gold digger that rides along

[@kidkatanatv]

@@chef7658 Wellllll....

[@dontfallyoumighthurtyourse4694]

@@chef7658 After you reach a certain level of wealth nobody will ever see you as anything but your money. In any relationship.

[@danielcharles4431]

Jeff: "This is not poggers Leo... not poggers."

[@chrischika7026]

Jeff doesn’t have to worry Leo only dates under 25

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Leo the GOAT

[@o_KingOfKings_o]

Facts

[@GodbornNoven]

But how about sleeping with a woman? does she also need to be under 25

[@wailcharef5590]

@@GodbornNoven how would we know?

[@Daniel-ci5st]

“There’s always a bigger fish” -ginn

[@_Mr_Slow]

Let me catch my son go after Jeff Bezos’s girl, and get a beer with him

[@deana6072]

😂😂 I was waiting for one of these! You guys never fail

[@o_KingOfKings_o]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@obbymillion]

🤣🤣😭

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

Bro I hope for his own sake he goes full villain. He could build a giant laser in the sky and incinerate half of Europe and I would still understand.

[@anon1963]

We would be better off without hamburger country

[@Oyi_14]

I hope he starts with the US

[@lautheimpaler4686]

Destroying USA will solve 90% of global problems.

[@PS2GAMER100]

Dr evil from Austin powers lol?

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

@@lautheimpaler4686 based mentality

[@roudyman777]

I'm surprised Birdman never brought up the height discrepancy between Leo and Bezos. Leo made Bezos looks like a tiny little boy being brought to the event with his older sister

[@Nimbus3690]

Look closer, Leo is standing on something. That's not a true height difference. But yea he's taller than Jeff

[@roudyman777]

@@Nimbus3690 True, but still I think it was only maybe an inch or two step he was on lol

[@spacepotato5524]

Leo 6’ 0”, Jeff 5’7”.

[@spacepotato5524]

@Jao Bai Dun Bezos is still short. But yeah, not that big a gap. Edit : also, my phone tells me their heights are what I said.

[@cheviidevii]

Jeff is about to hire a high level hitman to deal with Leonardo. He better up his security after this stun. It ain't a action movie its real life 😂

[@seansimmons6656]

Poor Jeff man. He’s like the richest man in the world and still can’t find true love, it’s so sad

[@gmann8659]

Aw so sad, im sure hes wiping his tears with 100 dollar bills.

[@riccardomariani9648]

There is no love at that level bro, is a "finesse the rich dude speedrun any %"

[@biggieboy1210]

@@riccardomariani9648 ayo😂😂😂😂

[@MrRFPinhas]

@@gmann8659 my man probably invented 1000 bills just to wipe his tears

[@spacepotato5524]

He cheated on his wife with this chick and now she’s looking at another dude. Karma a bitch. He better keep an eye on her.

[@Basement_crusader]

It’s so heartwarming to know that even if you don’t have all the money in the world (literally: all) you can still achieve whatever you put your mind to if you’re a beautiful multimillionaire.

[@JeffreyMontenegro]

This is a huge stretch. If she leaves Bezos for DiCaprio, she’s taking the biggest L of all time. 😂😂

[@GGWP-nx3kn]

Leo only touches below 24 year olds. She’s way past expired.

[@maxferguson9050]

@Someguy136 like in the famous words of Mike Eps in Next Friday "Leonardo DiFaggio"

[@VinceTheCreatorr]

Never forget Mary Jane was into Harry before she she ever got with Peter Parker.

[@kidkatanatv]

Dang bro...

[@setsers1]

Eh??

[@kidkatanatv]

Guys I think he meant Bully Maguire's "Harry the Scary" Harry

[@Lee_Enfield95]

It’s probably a Hooker, I don’t think JB ready for a GF. He slaying it

[@YamashitaKoikeDS]

Could be. The point of an "escort" is paying for them to go with you places. You pay them for their time so you can do other things but they're supposed to make you look good, not just feel good

[@beltzlol7879]

Why would a hooker be at an event like that?

[@Epitome_]

@@beltzlol7879 high end escorts do exist. Its not uncommon for someone with money to buy one. They do more than just bang you, they actually go to events with you.

[@beltzlol7879]

@@Epitome_ I mean true but Imo he probably wouldn't have posted on Twitter about it. In my head it makes no sense as to why he would be upset about an escort besides maybe the price but millions are pennies to jeff

[@Epitome_]

@@beltzlol7879 I don't think he was mad about it. Jeff has the pick of the litter when it comes to woman. He just made a joke on Twitter it's not that serious.

[@xlegendgamerpro]

Even Jeffy B can’t stop Leo.

[@dwighthoward4918]

Once you’ve reached a certain amount of money and fame, those things don’t matter anymore looks are pretty much the tiebreaker…

[@ardordeleon]

Girl? Grandma over there is a grown woman

[@darkmidnight818]

She's literally 12

[@black.sasuke.uchiha]

Here’s my brief thoughts. I think it’s funny how if your woman wants another man, it’s seen as a failure on your part. People will say bad things about you. Somehow, it’s supposed to make you look bad if the woman chooses another man. There’s nothing wrong with the woman, but rather, there’s something wrong with you as a man. This not only removes the agency of women, but it also implies that it is the man’s responsibility to do the work in keeping the woman. If the woman gives attention to another guy, sometimes society says it’s your loss, not hers. People often frame it like the guy is lucky to have the woman. In reality The woman should be considered lucky, because Bezos can find another girl like that, but she won’t find another Bezos.

[@RyDaReaper]

literally the great gatsby

[@LeafVillageJonin]

“Bezzos pulled up with his girl thinking everything is fine”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PlaymateTessiNumberOneFan]

My girl will never do that. I am also single AF

[@quando6386]

Bro made a 10 second clip into 9 mins, round of applause to you.

[@holasoyalejandro9822]

i was about to steal Jeff Bezos girl but Birdman uploaded

[@Malkoburn]

it's like the BRO CODE doesn't even matter anymore...

[@DiverDissects7606]

this is the best comparison between money and charisma no cap

[@honkler5974]

Leo tryna get murdered by an Amazon sponsored Death Squad on some cyberpunk arasaka shit.

[@jimkang7207]

What a peasant 😂 I’m dying

[@dylaningo3065]

They probably had a 3 way in Jeff’s private plane.

[@chachacha5110]

Leo would steal me from my girl

[@DCGMatthew1]

What a great start to the morning. A Birdman upload.

[@fatboy070786]

Tbh Jeff was most likely tryin to hit Leo with his chick. Them rich dudes be on some wild shit

[@miguelpb3683]

yea fr

[@restbtw]

love your content birdman

[@DirdyJoker]

"It's like the movie Titanic, but on Land..." -Sun Tsu the Art of Snu Snu

[@Legiion513]

She's not your girl. It's just your turn.

[@lagster1018]

so now we know what she was up to when Jeff went into space 😂🤣

[@remorse3875]

You steal Jeff's girl, he steals your credit card info

[@ninjasareawesome212]

Leo’s meat was one question away from her mouth😂😂

[@johnaz2589]

I love seeing the bald vampire be humiliated like that.

[@playpal9950]

When 200 billion isn’t enough, then watch out because nobody is safe

[@kiran-thetributechannel]

IM GONNA STEAL YOUR NAME BRO

[@FunNHonesty]

This just proves sexual attraction over everything! You can make a billion and your girl can look at you like a 9.99999/10. If she sees someone that is 9.4 out of 10 in everything else but he is a 10/10 in looks, you no longer have a girl.

[@illnastydrain]

nigga what?

[@yeetyeup3392]

Had a stroke reading this

[@bestinterest8848]

@@illnastydrain what he is trying to say is looks is more important than everything which it is

[@tlclookism]

Looks matter more than anything when it comes to attraction. How people don't understand this simple concept is beyond my understanding.

[@lightninghands3071]

@@yeetyeup3392 how?

[@ozzy7609]

the way she was looking at him, looks like she damn near came when he was walking away 😂

[@ponti5882]

I’m pretty sure that girl is just one of many of Bezos’ pieces of entertainment. I really don’t think he’s pressed about this at all. He can have any woman he wants, whenever he wants.

[@Itchy__]

we gonna hear that Leonardo was assasinated by a 5 foot tall bald man in the news sometime soon

[@testify9238]

What would of made that situation worst, is if she never ever looked at Bezo like that.

[@therainman7777]

I’m sure she hasn’t.

[@NovaTheAngel]

*Honey! We're not watching any DiCaprio movies no more!*

[@connorsullivan5996]

And all Bezos had to do was go for the Walter White look and he wouldn't have had to worry.

[@BrownBrown270]

"I Am The Danger."

[@reallyhimongod]

If you’re ever going to an event in Hollywood, check to make sure Leo aint attending it😂

[@johntrevino585]

She wanted that Jack 😂😂😂

[@silverback4754]

She has been touched by the Titanic his very self.

[@rogercanevari6920]

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[@JM.469]

Love your content birdman 💯💯

[@mysteriousremnant9738]

Money can’t get you everything but this is definitely meme worthy content 😂

[@Kenpachi0Sephiroth0]

It's not his girl, it's just his turn.

[@DewDew456]

Leo needs another Oscar win for that one.

[@torrevillaskimharold160]

Dayum..... I just came back on this channel and I a m happy to see you doin well. The last time I watched was when you were talkin bout e girls and all those shenanigans. Congrats man

[@NANOTECHYT]

If Jeff marries that woman, he isn't as smart as everyone thought. Imagine being the second richest guy and you make one of the worst deals in the history of all trade deals. Jeff boutta lose another fortune to a woman.

[@jasonwall1995]

No man's woman is safe from Leonardo The Caprio.

[@pussyshayer69]

She looks like she's waiting for a facial 🤣🤣

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

A nice thick facial cream

[@aguythatsrandom]

She wanted some of that Great Gatsby meat She wanted some of that Jack meat She wanted some of that Leo meat Meat M E A T

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Only a legend can cuck the CEOs of the world's 2 biggest private space flight companies one after another

[@cerebrxll6064]

Top 3 men to never bring your girl around: Brad Pitt, Leo Dicaprio, Michael B. Jordan, *Ryan Reynolds* he is on a different level.

[@yedoru4448]

None of that matter if your girl loves you. If a girl loves you all other dudes she looks at purely platonically and the idea of sex with another dude becomes slightly disgusting. Most dudes just never had a female truly in love with them before.

[@Michael-tm6vs]

Tom Cruise

[@Michael-tm6vs]

@@yedoru4448 that love expires when they get bored and want a new thrill.

[@yedoru4448]

@@Michael-tm6vs Thats not love thats lust. Love is not an emotional thing its actually cognitive it transcends emotion.

[@iMac9991]

even the richest man cant keep his girl loyal

[@anthonyjefferson6421]

She was never his bro it was just his turn lol. Buddy really listening to “doing it wrong” and it’s hitting differently now

[@theultimate_]

No one ever belongs to anyone, since we don't own each other, so by definition she will never be anyone's!

[@Zakes10]

“Peasant” 💀😂😂😂

[@ashleyzaragoza8188]

Bezos is the type of person who if he was anyone else would never be with a woman like that because hes old and bald

[@donovanridge]

Leo almost took my girl through a tv screen

[@MarquizeMufasa1990]

Damn...just damn...LMAO

[@hdsushi7628]

Watch them come at you saying you have a "fragile masculinity"

[@Halocraft021]

You didn't even mention this, Leonardo is like a 10/10 in looks compared to bezos

[@darshilparmar7016]

That girl started looking in 'things you may like '

[@meritorioustechnate9455]

Living my life as the “other” guy has gave me much insight: women cheat more than men!

[@nrs10001]

Statistics show that men cheat more than women. They also say that women are 2/3 more likely to be the initiator in a divorce so...take that how you will. Personally I thought women cheated more too but maybe we're just biased men, idk.

[@meritorioustechnate9455]

@@nrs10001 Tbf, those stats are people who were caught cheating. Everyone’s knows women rarely get caught. There’s about 10 percent difference between men and women cheating. My conclusion: stats are never accurate.

[@lukewood2662]

"Please believe me, unless your game's tight and you trust her Don't bring her to me, cuz I'm a flirt" - Leo

[@thetest8777]

Damn that quote got me Compared to leo im slightly formidable and my game is loose Leo wins

[@chrischika7026]

Let me catch my son being mr steal your girl

[@sasamihajlov2862]

This just proves that looks>money. It’s over buddy boyos!

[@Matt-rx5jk]

Ngl I think Tom Brady would be immune to Leo Stealing his girl. Best football player ever (fame), probably worth about the same net worth as Leo, and looks wise they’re about even

[@theflyingkaramazovbrothers6]

Funny thing you should mention Tom Brady's girl and Leo. Leo dated Gisele Bundchen when she was like 19. Granted Leo was young(ish) too but still.

[@diogo763]

Whenever he said "He knows" all I could think of was that J.Cole song

[@imafreakinninja12]

I'd say Leo's not that much more attractive than Jeff. Brad Pitt is another story though.

[@attilamert6973]

Dont forget leo's prime

[@vinceiopez3657]

Hell nah, I'd say they're both solid 9s. Brad Pitt is good looking depending on his hair style too. He looks great in Killing them softly, but questionable in fight club.

[@imafreakinninja12]

@@vinceiopez3657 I agree that Brad Pitt's looks depends on his hair style. Like his peak may have been Troy or when he made an appearance on an 80s sitcom I forget the name to, but Leonardo was never that attractive. Couple that with his lecturing about climate change and his constant use of a private jet makes him far from attractive.

[@TyMac22]

“What a peasant, only 250 mil”