Biggest Miles of Meat Calculation Ever (Over 355,000 Men)

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[@ssc3360]

This man is a real pioneer. In 2040 Cockology will be a recognised subject by all education institutions.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Oddly enough, all the students will be male and it will look incredibly sus 😂

[@MightyMarioFernandez]

He is a such a funny SOB!

[@333-y5j]

Urology.

[@Edmures_rampant_manhood]

A degree in Cockology is probably more useful that philosophy or sociology, tbf. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Faminetheblack]

People are getting too comfortable telling the world this shit.

[@ivokantarski6220]

Their pre historic ancestors be rolling in the grave let alone the parents of these animals

[@omarcomming722]

What would be really scary is getting the record numbers for non-prostitutes whose job isn't to fuck as many people as possible. That would be some dark shit.

[@void_serenade]

what the hell is happening to this world ?

[@Kometheus]

They're getting too comfortable with a lot of stuff

[@MaztRPwn]

Its not a big deal really. Besides especially when you old, what do you got to lose?

[@dobbs944]

astonished at how the record keeps getting broken lmaoo.

[@LS-ye5pp]

Quick too

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

This record is broken too. We just wait for the record breaker to step forward.

[@ghost1182able]

2021 bro year of the woman

[@dr.phylisphical9294]

Im not astonished its normal to know their are lots hos nowadays.

[@dr.phylisphical9294]

@@ghost1182able not really

[@jawusha]

This gives a whole new meaning to the organic chemistry tutor

[@homeappliance4360]

Love that guy lol

[@connorwhyte1253]

@@homeappliance4360 he saved my ass on my last exam lmaooo

[@remuj6457]

@@homeappliance4360 dude carries me in every math/chem related subject

[@homeappliance4360]

@@connorwhyte1253 same dude

[@sippi2099]

Dudes a hero

[@georgemahfood8743]

The old woman’s face next to the calculations kills me 😭

[@LesCousinsDangeroux]

^Cockulations

[@Southpaw88]

Lol she looks like a normal innocent grandma not some cock machine

[@truststu831]

Dawg I don’t think I’ve interacted with more than like 50,000 people.

[@Killarrex]

of course u havent big fella

[@ZaveAres]

@@Killarrex You make roblox videos. Get laid.

[@tiredvro]

@@Killarrex You make roblox videos. Get laid.

[@hellaloud9224]

@@Killarrex damn u got flamed delete ur comment n leave at this point lmao

[@TheSinatra]

@@Killarrex 😂😂😂 delete yo comment NOW

[@AfroDJack]

Bro... there's no way. Lmao Here I am thinking the last record set was outrageous.

[@BLdontM]

This is so high I'm skeptical. Even spreading this out over 50+ years that is still 10 a day. I kind of call bullshit on this one

[@aguywithcommonsense7503]

@@BLdontM you'd be surprised, women in that profession will often take like 20+ guys on a day during the weekend sometimes even all at once...a lot of what you think isn't possible is possible for them

[@Menkamang]

@@aguywithcommonsense7503 Actually that's 25 Men every day for 54 years. Thats a guaranteed BS right there.

[@Blox117]

@@BLdontM its not hard, all they do is lay down and spread their legs. its not like females are good at doing much else

[@cryptobungus5778]

@@Menkamang but it would be split between 2 people

[@neauxvacancy4996]

For context, that is the entire population of New Orleans or any similarly sized city.

[@planderlinde1969]

They must be hard workers.

[@Jabooty_Williams]

@@planderlinde1969 definitely workers

[@owen5640]

@@Jabooty_Williams clearly have a passion for their work lol

[@mikesendec3972]

Gross

[@vincent8313]

they for the city😂

[@holasoyalejandro9822]

this is a certified hood classic.

[@cafelatte1124]

@Jaster I am tired of these females lyin bruh

[@chrischika7026]

Let me catch my daughter in birdmans mile of meat videos

[@shauncameron8390]

LMAO

[@etienneschade4274]

Could b worse, could b ur son

[@B4R0N.]

@@etienneschade4274 ...That's a genuinely terrifying thought.

[@KOCChristian]

Men world record getting meat hasn’t been confirmed yet 😳

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@KOCChristian it's because they keep counting their own meat and that's just cheating

[@MyLeg.]

This man is the greatest mathematician of our time.

[@orishatsky7815]

Cockologyst*

[@freeross371]

@@orishatsky7815 Bro, to be a cockologist you also have to be great at math.

[@LOL-zu1zr]

@@orishatsky7815 same difference

[@achilles112]

355k Bodies... nah bruh Grandma belongs to the Void! 💀

[@afriking]

Death reaper seal can’t even stop her

[@jpjaye]

💀💀💀

[@spooky_4624]

@@afriking Obito’s Kamui is having trouble too.

[@Kommiekiller]

The only ones that could ever stand up to Pope Wes, misogyny Moses and future and actually win

[@wideputin9643]

@@Kommiekiller pope Wes is getting tired, he has already started that "the streets can't contain them anymore"

[@Hockeyarcadeandcoins]

What the hell how can you have that much meat inside you? That doesn’t even sound humanly possible! Keep up the amazing work Birdmann!

[@dr.phylisphical9294]

Its possible it just means that you need to have no life to do so thats almost everyday at almost all times in thoose days.

[@maxter1334]

Makes no sense because she would have to fuck 25 dudes everyday for 54 years to get that number

[@Hockeyarcadeandcoins]

@@maxter1334 yea it’s insane

[@edi6722]

Professor Birdman*

[@teemumiettinen7250]

@@maxter1334 15minutes for each guy that would be just under 7 hours every day.

[@onetomeplz5825]

“Plenty of fish in the seas” yes but these 2 industrialized fishing boats

[@Shoorit]

Wow, I didn’t know you mom had a twin. “It might be below average if your goin to these two” 🤣

[@B4R0N.]

They rode an average of 19.5 sausages per day for 50 years... What the actual heck, man. That ain't even promiscuous at this point, it's just filthy.

[@Chris-yy5pj]

They passed filthy 30 years ago

[@SemvdHoff]

Thats almost 1000 euros a day if its 50 for every guy

[@derekodom2639]

@@Chris-yy5pj they passed filthy the first day

[@SuperPlayz]

According to some calculations, thats 0.16 inches per second over those 50 years.

[@hortonhearscrying]

him geting lost in the numbers is hilarious. too much meat on his mind lol

[@hellaloud9224]

bruh😂😂😂😂

[@JaMakinMeCrazy]

🏃🏻👯‍♂️ meat overload

[@ssthesupremegentleman5868]

Everybody be tryna break the world record damn 💀

[@Blox117]

females be like: oh yeah? hold my con--- GHHK MHHMM MHHM

[@jamazonlime1664]

Let me catch my son taking over 355k men

[@swuff1894]

Their combined total was just about that of the Earth's equator.

[@DidObamaCare]

One could say those 500 tweets at you was a “Bird Signal”

[@deo4l657]

And People ask me why I don’t want to have a daughter 🤦🏾‍♂️ 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@joshuaa1921]

It’s not ur daughter, it’s our daughter 🤨

[@simonthewisewise8038]

SO FUNNYYYY THO

[@exodia_2299]

You don’t deserve a daughter or a son if you think like that.

[@simonthewisewise8038]

@@exodia_2299 i couldnt agree more🤦‍♂️

[@ZaveAres]

No man has ever said "I hope it's a girl."

[@gerardorodriguez3453]

The science and mathematical breakdown of this complex equation for Miles Of Meat is absolutely exquisite! Such a brilliant man for being able to calculate such complexities

[@taowroland8697]

When your dad abandoned you and is an astronaut looking for cigarettes on mars.

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

There is another… a challenger to the crown

[@Yasuke1998]

My favorite bit was when he typed in "/2 holes" and then backspaced 😂😂😂

[@lucas_koala]

Damn we have miles down now we need to start doing weight, volume, diameter and gallons quarts half gallon to cups. I want to make sure that I'm splooging the correct amount when I'm watch my favourite girls on screen. And if not then I need to know how many times I need to watch it add to the same consistency

[@metalmigit6406]

Jesus fucking Christ he right

[@Will-sf4xn]

Grandma giving that Gluck Gluck 3000

[@YouWhatMate_Official]

This is so progressive, so modern 😍

[@Chris-yy5pj]

God I hate "progressives" and libs

[@void_serenade]

w h a t did u just say?

[@GillBearToe]

Birdman just add these formulas to an excel and just plug in the number each time. 20 second shorts and money for you.

[@half-dead877]

I hope you were wearing your lab coat and security badge for this most important science.

[@IEdjumacate]

These videos have me cracking up every time. What a hilarious concept 😂

[@manperor_32b8]

The meat benders are becoming stronger

[@zerorespect9475]

I love how he paused when the chat said the average Netherlands average lmao

[@montagne4976]

This man is like Einstein. He will be known for his science and briliance.

[@samuelbjr5484]

The record keeps climbing thru the years

[@goochemane50]

I love how Birdman keeps these videos on this topic coming

[@Dunkys1234]

I could write you a program where you could just put in the number of people and it would tell you the miles of meat. It would streamline the process

[@Ritz_26.]

Half the fun is watching him do the math and getting lost in the meat

[@pamperedmaster8690]

@@Ritz_26. True

[@Michonster]

Bruh you have inspired me to write my next Python program, thank you

[@ShaddySoldier]

@@Michonster please share it with us

[@s3ct0rxf0ur9]

@@Ritz_26. getting lost in the meat

[@zddlvl]

Birdman has a masters degree in miles of meat calculations

[@saint_snake]

Birdman really needs to be a professor of meatology at cocks university. He just keeps on having breakthroughs

[@agent475816]

Imagine failing math class but still being able to do this LOL

[@Stender_]

I don't think I've been in the same area with more than 40,000 different people

[@jacobblanchard9136]

Took more miles of meat combines than it takes to drive across the entire United States 🤯

[@thebalkanbull]

Wow! The way the meat barrier keeps getting broken is astounding. Fellas we are living thru a COCKOLOGY golden era rn.

[@JDP-k2j]

The whole country???? Oh nah.

[@PikachuComments]

I think there’s such a thing as *too generous*

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Let me catch my son getting anywhere near these infested, wrung out, fish holes.

[@jimbojackson4045]

That's enough pipe laid to cross the States and probably enough baby batter to fill a swimming pool.

[@Gauzzly]

Birdman progressively got more upset as the video went on lol at the end he was just done

[@earth-chan9577]

7:34 I had that same reaction in my pre-calculus class

[@skrubey]

“It might be below average if u going to these two” 😂😂😂

[@perenniallotus]

If theres ever another module in cockology you should get the square mileage. Makes it easier to visualise how much meat in total.

[@olaa7408]

Picture this, my girlfriend probably thinks I’m cheating on her but I’m really out here watching cockology calculations. I’m not sure which is worse

[@Misslastate2001]

It just gets more and more and more and more

[@PainfullyCasual]

Clicked in a heartbeat for meat education

[@Splatoji]

Bird man playing halo gives me hella nostalgia

[@haydensawesomegoogleacc9853]

give these girls the Toyota seal of approval for reaching 1,000,000 miles!

[@chaosdromanah8620]

At this point i will expect the record will be broken every month

[@RipTim]

i be learning more from these vids then from my algebra 3 class lmao

[@Mattdog_YT]

“U wanna sample both products”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@crysis1174]

This birdman guy seems pretty cool he should make a KZbin channel

[@ivanivanovic5857]

That's like 100 dudes a day every day for 10 years.

[@Josh_17]

It was over 50 years so it averaged around 20 a day, which is very much possible within a 12 hour shift in Amsterdam.

[@user-jd5ot8ji2w]

Not even Future can send her to the streets

[@imlex123]

this is quality educational content

[@JJVO21]

I just finished watching True Story on Netflix and Eugene fit the profile Perfectly 😂 Rip Eugene 🤣

[@Mario-ou9kp]

The amount of meat has to be multiplied by the number of strokes per entry not by the population size. Please amend your calculations

[@saturdaynightgaming4783]

Bro these ladies broke this record years ago.

[@boolintony3072]

Bro I can only imagine how bruised and beaten that old puh is just thinking of it 🤢🤣oh lord help me plz

[@Tonednd]

bro is a meat mathematician

[@AlejandroDeLaRosa05]

Let me catch MY daughter becoming part of Cockology history

[@cloutscout1003]

How do you even find that many people lol let alone sleep with them

[@shauncameron8390]

They must have gotten a lot of business on a consistent basis.

[@Josh_17]

It’s Amsterdam.. one of the biggest tourist spots in Europe & sex work is legal. In the red light district theres 10’s/100’s of thousands that walk through that area a day so fucking 19.5 people a day for 50 years is very much possible there.

[@cloutscout1003]

@@Josh_17 20 a day💀

[@94crx31]

Einstein been real quiet since this equation came out

[@Sugar-Foot]

never underestimate the power of family and teamwork! this is how the pyramids were built. or aliens(' meat)

[@billiamthemars983]

Cockology will become a subject in colleges and birdman should be the first professor to teach it

[@alldetected3106]

Just remember this is a rough estimate, it most likely is more than the calculations.

[@jemsupreme4524]

The official Cockology Report🤝

[@ConsciousApostle999]

A Thanksgiving aldi add just popped up saying all the meats and all the cheeses.

[@MrNeon-hq7up]

Good vid man, enjoyed it

[@brigandboy1425]

That's.... ffs... that's an average of 10 guys a day, every day, for both of them, for 50 years straight. No breaks, no vacations.

[@hourlongagate9360]

9:56 "ok didn't help our case"

[@maxamsden5908]

and I took that personally

[@starlson3442]

Ngl for a second I thought we might get into the billions lmao

[@rule34skylinegtr29]

It would take light 0.02 seconds to travel across that distance in a straight line

[@hughmungus986]

this is, BY FAR, the weirdest category for world records.

[@frieza2235]

How has someone not made a spreadsheet that automatically does this calculation

[@g-rodo4235]

355,000 bodies combined 177,500 bodies each All done in 50 years (50 x 365) + 12 from leap years = 18,262 days 177,500/18,262 = 9.72, round up and that is 10 bodies every single day for 50 years straight for each woman

[@Jajais4u]

Funny, I thought that the calculations might equate the mileage on a used car. Then they show me a Toyota commercial 😂

[@mgtowmonkapprenticegang8426]

Haha I messaged this article to birdman too and he made a video about it no way 😂😂😂😂. I tagged u birdman won't lie. Thanks for the video bro. Also prob best to stick with 5.16 because most of the punters in Amsterdam are tourists from outside

[@d34n_]

I like to see the Halo gameplay. Game is actually way more fun than I was expecting

[@EyePatchGuy88]

The only thing worse than these two rancid Dutch birds is Birdman's math, which I've had to correct, coming to a total of 1,981 Miles of Meat Per Person.

[@KingTralaxy]

bro thats a 0.5 thats well within a standard margin on error lol

[@charless3484]

Imagine her kids shock to find out that their father may not be their father

[@weaktallguy5114]

basically like throwing a sausage down a hallway now

[@planderlinde1969]

nah it would be like throwing a sausage in a air craft hangar.

[@gabrielvazquez3509]

When the distance across Mars is 4,200 miles

[@jacopomariani7985]

They are not getting a train of meat, they are taking the entire northwest railway sistem

[@playpal9950]

We have come a long way from spelling boobs on a calculator.

[@danielhettesheimer606]

was about to go break the world record for miles of meat but birdman uploaded

[@bufflatino5121]

*Any standard IG garden tool hits that number within a week* 🤣🤣🤣

[@dredgendorchadas6770]

On the bright side the Spanish inquisition is going to be too horrified to confront the two of them...

[@imjustbawn]

Birdman doing God’s work