Lesbian ROASTED By Comedian For Fake Injury

03.10.24 👀👀
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Filmed By: Kevin Marcus Jr.
Edited By: Krit Chatikavanij

[@piyushkolhe1714]

bro when are you gonna upload your special...what the hell r you waiting for???

[@thatoneguy2033]

He's waiting on that height surgery to kick in.

[@saipulivarthi]

@@thatoneguy2033 he aint gonna spend 75K for 2 inches especially on the legs

[@nikhilreddy9112]

The jokes 💀💀✊🏾

[@mrkalaspuff_3866]

​@@saipulivarthiprobably spending the 75k on 2 inches somewhere else

[@a.m.scape_5133]

Curry

[@MrMikner]

Imagine paying 75k to cripple yourself permanently

[@TheIncredibleKevin]

Gotta buy those shoes where one has a platform and the other is normal lol

[@KruggKruscherp]

I'm SHOCKED Akaash didn't make that joke. I can hear that in his voice in my head LMAO

[@jasoncwsun]

Plus, height surgery is very dangerous as well. And its only successful 40% of the time. All that for 2 inches...

[@seralegre]

she would be better spending half of it in therapy and the rest on holidays.

[@varun2250]

​@@jasoncwsunIf the success rate is only 40%, how can so many South Koreans do it?

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

Always love your crowdwork, and your biblically accurate racism.

[@panther-nk2hn]

"Biblically accurate racism" I'm stealing that. I'm not apologizing, I'm just letting you know in case you see me use it later.

[@mason96575]

​@@panther-nk2hnnow THAT is how you do it 😂

[@singhy774]

Me too​@@panther-nk2hn

[@SnapszDuhh]

Screaming at this 😭🤣😭

[@mason96575]

@@SnapszDuhh why are you screaming? Are you mad or afraid?!

[@armandolira107]

He's not a wingman he's the whole aircraft carrier.😂

[@HarshaP217]

Comedian, mentalist, and now a matchmaker..

[@FindingRaj]

that " ARE MORI MAAI RE, HEY RAM" got me that was epic 😂

[@heeeq0]

what does it mean?

[@dailymeme4u]

​@@heeeq0kind of holy mother of god

[@monikatiwari3117]

Yeah 😂

[@AdarshYadav480]

Bihar UP

[@KunalKeshav-dq6ty]

​@@AdarshYadav480that is the most Non-Bihari accent Mori Mayi re I've ever heard

[@magnoliadrone4191]

Eventually Akaash is gonna get invited to the wedding of audience members he set up

[@TechTonicIndia360]

Maybe also to the divorce hearings he has caused.

[@rainardlothar5203]

​@@TechTonicIndia360still see it as a win

[@myrtlealley]

More weddings than sima from Mumbai had on her show.

[@absingh4951]

bro, I think crowd work is your main thing now and i'm glad that it is

[@Simonjthomas]

Note to self: don’t listen to stand up when lifting. Massive hazard if you burst into laughter.

[@animeweeb20]

😆

[@utarian7]

If you lift be focused on lifting or else you're getting suboptimal gains dude.

[@jennifer.martin.48]

I’m gonna need to know the update with these two sets of siblings. None of them are doctors…2 sets of disappointed parents, it’s a match made in heaven!!!

[@OhNooJosephJoestar]

From talking about his sister on a matchmaking show To matchmaking in his show Under 4 minutes 😂

[@1lionyouth]

I love when comedians are on stage together. Make me excited to go to more shows

[@gaurav32257]

I'm 5'7 and will never do this leg surgery, just greatful that I have fully functional legs.

[@RajmohanRoy12]

That's great..5'7 is a good height.. bro

[@shasha_here]

damnn ur lil lmao

[@AdamantMindset]

i'm 5'1 (in asia) and i don't care about height no more. i cannot control that, and only a dumbest idiot will actually do surgery to ruin themselves.

[@gaurav32257]

@@shasha_here better than a cripple

[@0doublezero0]

@@gaurav32257 Your IQ is higher than his at least.

[@sierrarose1512]

Ive had the medically necessary version of that surgery and that is the worst pain I have never been in, in my life and I was only 13. The fact anyone is willingly getting it done when they are perfectly fine is baffling to me

[@akshaysharma30498]

Yep! we need to addrress society's obsession with height. People say it is a preference thing but tbh average human's likes/dislikes are heavily influenced by what society glorifies and what it ridicules, we like certain brands without even knowing much about them coz we see them glorified (iphones for example, in my country it is just a status symbol, even though people might not know what UI/UX differences are there which makes it a better experience, they will buy it for status... there are many other examples) Same goes for body image, the person himself/herself who has a trait that is ridiculed or considered undesirable, as well as the person who is with them keeps getting these constant poking through media (be it social media or movies or TV shows .. what not) and that does make an impact. I'm not saying people should just give up on jokes or preferences, I'm specifically pointing out the instances where jokes and talks are not built on top of traits but the joke itself it the person has that trait, there, the person feels like he/she is an insult for normal people , that sucks

[@Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat]

There has been a few stories of little people getting that surgery to get a decent height extension willingly. Tehy are technically fine, able to live fine and healthy without it, but I can understand why they would undergo that surgery.

[@pluviophilicselenophile111]

Arey mori maayi re🤣🤣💀 spot on😂❤

[@applepeel1662]

Isn't that Malayalam??

[@singhy774]

​@applepeel1662 na that's hindi. Malayalam sounds more rough

[@chrismathewjoseph1283]

@@applepeel1662 I heard myre, really thought it was Malayalam 😂

[@AdarshYadav480]

​@@applepeel1662bhojpuri in UP bihar

[@shaniceweekes3050]

So glad I went down the youtube rabbit hole and found this guy because I be laughing hysterically😂😂😂😂

[@brittanywoodhead1560]

All it took was one reel and I was looking him up. Hes so funny.

[@honeysrivastava9692]

Are more Mai killed me 😂 that's what my mother says😂😂😂

[@heeeq0]

what does it mean

[@headhunter_nj1727]

​@@heeeq0"oh my holy mother"

[@udaankhatola88]

Akash be matchmaking better than Seema from Mumbai 😂

[@Kausickkk]

That "hayee Ram" took me out

[@mp4akhi]

"Gawd dayum"💀

[@fiehdhreinrekbffjhbfhevjvj6933]

That accent with which she said it was fireee

[@briantravelman]

This guy may not be the King of Comedy, but he's for sure the King of Racial Profiling!😂

[@jamesdykes517]

Just discovered you today, not sure if you're new or what but you're pretty gawd damn good. I hope you have a lot of success and thanks for giving me something fresh and entertaining.

[@home17able]

Where have you been! …… j/k

[@holysinnerxxx]

Akaash with that predictive judgement ability again 😆

[@ghostbravo7127]

Akaash got that sixth sense, open your third eye type shit. He never misses.

[@applepeel1662]

bro is fucking amazing at crowd work Easily one of the best comics ive seen recently!!!

[@AeroMedic]

I can't wait for a whole hour of content, or to go to a show.

[@mitsuomits9077]

Love that he posts the crowd work, so we can still have a test of his comedy without him spoiling the rest of the jokes (for those who might want to go to his show), while also avoiding joke theft.

[@amritraj2004]

That "arey more maye re" was hilarious in his accent 😂😂

[@MrColdwilliam]

What does this mean?

[@amritraj2004]

@@MrColdwilliam 1:44 "Arey more maye re" means "Oh! My Mother" it's similar to OMG and "Haye Ram means - "Oh Lord Ram" We say that when something is shocking or troublesome.

[@MrColdwilliam]

@@amritraj2004 thank you!

[@-RONNIE]

You are always funny 🤣🤣🤣 and so good at judging people all the time but in the right way 👍🏻 keep up the great work

[@travibetes1]

I gotta go see you live again lol your live shows are where it's at for real 😂

[@Akhileshsharma085]

bro i need a special, like i love your comedy

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

👀

[@Akhileshsharma085]

@@akaashsinghcomedy made my day first time someone read my comment 😊

[@Akhileshsharma085]

@@akaashsinghcomedy it's great as an Indian who watches american news, TV shows and follows politics and culture I can relate to your jokes, it's great laughs for me

[@christinemaney2294]

That was great. I don’t know how you continuously keep psychically knowing sh#t about audience members but it’s funny as hell.

[@brianbeans2190]

I enjoyed this. This was too funny. 😂

[@adityasundar324]

Paid for his Comedy, and got his complementary matrimony package along.

[@MiserableMovieMan]

Superb crowd work as always

[@darkxzero13]

"Not in my legs!" sent me

[@kathleenp3135]

Always nails it. Tooooo nice 😂

[@anirprasadd]

This guy IS A LEGEND

[@Vincenzo-zx1ed]

Low key hope they got together

[@WarumWiesoWeshalb]

Akaash love you man,wish you all the best! Come to Vienna/Austria and btw. you are THE Indian Tinder Matcher brah! ;)

[@Ramiiel]

Okay I think it's time we got Akaash investigated cause there's no way he keeps getting people right all the time 😂. Love these longer vids❤️

[@hassensaleh1342]

Dudes crowd work is legendary 💯

[@sumuqh]

Crowd roasts are the best 😂

[@Optimistic_mind441]

Are more mayi re... Hahahaha😂.

[@dianawilliams-coe7747]

They way he reads people I think he missed his calling. 🤣🤣🥰🥰🤩🤩

[@jacobcrabb9578]

Definitely needs a special already like a real one like netflix

[@bsug29]

I need to see the siblings in the crowd😮😂😂😂

[@beastifiedgamer6871]

Dude you NEED to come around to Northern India mann What Would I not pay to just see you😂

[@ThailandOutsider]

With a title like that, this gon get wild..😂 (Edit) 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🔥🔥🔥

[@Kausickkk]

"Aree more mai ree" 🤣🤣🤣

[@czarrex23]

hey love your videos man, from India❤👍

[@Tha_Trigga]

This dude may be the quickest person I've ever seen! Akaash must never sleep. His mind is probably racing at night. 😊

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

God damn how you know?

[@GeneralSpecific]

Bro is the feds 😂

[@s.g.4347]

Nurse part😅😅😅😅

[@shashanktripathi9797]

1:50 😂😂😂 "are more mayi ree"

[@jerrygamez5723]

Your videos are hilarious. Thanks

[@lavans06]

*Have his parents call his parents* legit accurate dealings lmao

[@Indomitable96792]

You and Andrew top tier in crowd work

[@leventhumps3861]

You’re amazing at working a crowd

[@C3rb3ru5]

Im getting all this guys shorts, im ready to do a ppv special now lol

[@pvc4life122]

I've been following him for a while he just became one of my favorite comedians

[@MrBasic-gf5gr]

This seems so fun

[@amritraj2004]

1:44 For all non Hindi speaker fellas "arey more maye re" means "Oh! My Mother" it's similar to OMG and "haye Ram means - "Oh Lord Ram" We say that when something is shocking or troublesome.

[@jz899]

This guy too funny 😂

[@SinoM123]

Sitting in Johannesburg and wondering how i can get to his show and sit waaaay in the back bc I couldnt take the heat but I do wanna see the whole set😂

[@Bandwithbrass]

Akaash... You makin me think you puttin plants in the crowd... Or you Raj Nostra Domas.....

[@chasefromalabama]

Matchmaker, Matchmaker find me find, catch me a catch . . .🎶🎶🎶

[@Angellady11]

Every time I see your video, I reminded of actor Jimi Mistry

[@kingofallkarens]

When people ask me how tall I am I tell them I am tall where it matters most… 😂

[@shivaandure8130]

bhai, never disappoints 😅

[@LEagle06]

Do you post the full thing anywhere?

[@elcabrito21]

I'm new to this guy I'm like it, but I know he would destroy me in person 😂

[@H2kfighter]

havent laughed so hard in a while

[@mikeydoodle143]

that is sooo awesome. Your Indian blood makes you see the future 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 the next Sandghuru

[@siddharthsharma76]

1st Stand-up comedies I started watching were Matt Rife's shorts..then some of Andrew Schulz and then Akaash's.... now I dont watch any of the former ones'...youtube also dont recommend me them anymore😆. Great work Akaash!! And your British person's roast was a nuclear burn!😈💥💥 Hope you can have a stadium full shows in US & India soon... India Need another reverse export than Virdas...Virdas, I believe, is overhyped and hard to have a laugh to, Akaash is just fluidic and very hard to not laugh to.

[@darkreaper4990]

No disrespect to him but I think Akaash is way more funnier than Vir Das.

[@siddharthsharma76]

@@darkreaper4990 Same feeling dude, I saw his netflix show, no wonder he would have worked hard to get there but it was not funny.

[@chickentenderlover2412]

Ouch you really went from the bottom of the barrel to creme de la crop, good on you though

[@younahmed4348]

BROOOOOO MORE MORE MORE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bellarcy1106]

I might have to come to your show to find me a mans 😂😂

[@lorenzowalker54]

LEGEND

[@KevinIsraelofficial]

This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@alisherazi8304]

Best match Maker plus wingman ❤

[@amadddd0]

Bro dont act like those weren't your cousins in the crowd 😂 Bro knew too much lol

[@Aerophyte0]

I HOPE WE GET AN UPDATE ON THAT PAIR OF FUTURE COUPLES

[@sharangagnihotri1511]

Really need to go to his show, for matchmaking

[@zakenmaru8612]

NOBODY PAYS 75K FOR TWO INCHES! got me

[@rahulmohanty4208]

aree more mayi re 🤣

[@Rensune]

At this point Akaash is a better dating service than anything else right now. Plus you get a great show

[@mrjasonm.7397]

He dont miss!!!

[@ananyaag1784]

Brooooooo❤ I love you

[@sanwalfarooque2747]

What's that beat at the end of the video. Need a link. Anyone ?

[@char6524]

This was funny as hell!

[@amritsingh0]

aree more maiya re 😂 😂

[@Eliterenowork]

Akaash is a magician 😂

[@dharmani_youtube]

The lack of range of jobs even ABCDs have in US is astounding! But hey, keep bagging that 💰 everyone!

[@shawnawode1234]

Bro don’t miss

[@sumitbanerjee390]

Aakash is a menace and a certified GOAT at this matchmaking. Way better than Seema aunty.

[@dadecountytalk305]

BEAST!!!!!!

[@adityakrishnan3518]

Acl? I have an ACL tear which happened when I was playing basketball this was 1 year ago and I am getting my operation done only on 12th March so yea I have been waiting for 1 year. I am 14 I can’t play PT periods😢.

[@courtneyscott4265]

I live for the crowd work shorts and reels😂 Akaash is 100 for 100 on these shits.

[@oyarichi2549]

Will u come to Europe in the future?

[@sreeharylaiju]

For a sec i thought he was saying "Myrea" 🤣. (Any Mallus here?)