Leslie Liao | I'm straight... but.

Leslie Liao is "attracted" to men, but doesn't find them attractive, does that make sense?
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[@EugeniaPortobello]

"we just go around fixing each other's future husbands" genius

[@eleethtahgra7802]

And you wonder why the number of MGTOW is increasing...

[@arnoutvanwijk4916]

Yeah, my ex really fixed me. She cured me from that annoying desire to want to be married to any woman ever again.

[@dread-cthulu]

Yep...

[@melaniebey6601]

it is my new WhatsApp quotes.

[@melaniebey6601]

I call that a success for the cause man

[@RodeoDogLover]

“I’m straight, so I’m attracted to men, but I don’t find them attractive.” You put it into words. Thank you. 😂❤

[@eleethtahgra7802]

Soooo...why shes a street walker in her 20s then? Shes been pumped n dumped too many times.

[@blue-fj9ky]

I'm a man, I'm straight, and I agree I do not find men attractive!

[@miachevais4154]

​@@eleethtahgra7802Say that to make yourself feel better cos you recognized yourself in the plot 😂

[@eleethtahgra7802]

@@miachevais4154 Sooo...yer saying...a lass being cumped n dumped too many times is okay? Yer saying...a lass, in her late 30s (hitting the wall) who has body count higher than russian/ukraine soldier is okay?

[@zaxbitterzen2178]

​@@eleethtahgra7802my thoughts exactly by the gods. She's hit a commitment vacuum for "having fun" for too long. Now she got nobody and it's allllllll mens fault.

[@feifizheng9986]

"I have my dad's entire face" had no right to leap out of the shadows and clock me right on the jaw like that

[@mantiskf2003]

lol

[@NatureFreak1127]

It can be worse. I am white and I have my dad's face.

[@hikariharu7792]

Mulan lol

[@TN-ow7yd]

you know they're good when you don't want it to end. what a talent!

[@4CAND1]

That’s what she said. I’m sorry I’ll leave. Lol

[@rogerc23]

She is definitely funny.

[@Vivacious.rabbit]

"I'm straight, so I'm attracted to men, but I don't find men attractive" ..... I thought I was the only one 😂😂😂😂 Women are gorgeous.....

[@chamuuemura5314]

She used to find them attractive until she had too many of them and got bored.

[@harrr53]

I have a question. Could it be a case of finding men attractive when you are in the mood, but not the rest of the time? I'd say that is much more practical and sane than the opposite. As a cis man, I'd say our default position is "turned on and ready" in our youth, and we have to thoughtfully mature (some of us) out of that "instinct".

[@beverleyreid563]

I feel the exact same way. Just did not know how to put it into words. Thanks Leslie!

[@fauzianalwoga1002]

😢😅

[@mkei1989]

As an Asian with gender-neutral face, she's speaking facts when she says u just have to put up your hair in a bun and you'll go from ma'am to sir. 😅

[@mikeg2924]

I don't get it. But, whatever.

[@altoclef6688]

It's because Asians look so feminine, so even if the person looks like a female it could be a male. But it still ends up as gender neutrality.

[@itsdune079]

Legit. I generally don't wear makeup unless for special outings, and my jaw is pretty square and defined; I have been misgendered as a man so many times! Though also most of my head is shaved, so that adds to it. I wonder if I had long hair again, would this still happen

[@ashleyladner7620]

I know one thing! This woman has a perfect "narrator's" voice!

[@soni8995]

Right!?! I'm a straight woman and I was melting.

[@victoriabaker4400]

Yes, great voice!

[@jbach1738]

I have a real weakness for great speaking voices. I mostly enjoy the sound of men's voices, in spite of the fact that I'm only physically attracted to women. I find a lot of women's voices really annoying. This woman though, I could listen to her all day.

[@victoriabaker4400]

@@jbach1738 I've been on the planet for nearing 70 years. My assessment is that a HUGE part of why U.S. women's voices can sound very weird (even to my ear), is because we experience so much crap all our lives, and we're trained as girls to only speak in whatever our upper register is. Women with large vocal ranges and natural bass resonances are viewed as a threat to male supremacy and we're "taught", through violence and threats all our lives in one way or another, to hide our true voices. I'm a singer and I use my full voice when I'm relaxed, but if I feel like I'm not safe, which is a HUGE part of our country, especially today, I notice my voice changes. Take this or leave it, but believe it's my truth.

[@jbach1738]

@@victoriabaker4400 I hear you! I have a naturally pretty deep voice, speaking and singing (very low register alto). I was in a job where I had to interact with the owner of the facility on a daily basis. Every time I would say "good morning" in my natural voice she would say something like, "what's the matter with you today?" or "someone's in a mood this morning." I had to put on this fake higher kind of nasal voice all day every day, or she would go around telling my clients that I was in a bad mood or something. Using this voice all day every day for 15 years actually caused vocal damage because of how forced it was. Perhaps the reason I find most women's voices annoying is because I was forced to put on this very fake, mentally and physically uncomfortable, girly voice all the effing time. This perspective gives me some food for thought. Thank you.

[@Chevy-jordan]

She is so right about remixing men. My last ex taught me so much about communication and quality time. I use all this stuff with my new partner and I feel so happy that I’m able to make her feel loved, cherished, and listened to. 🥰 “I definitely made you a better boyfriend”

[@s.zen.4587]

The only sad part is, that the changes typically come after a breakup. Before the breakup its just arguments and feeling unloved. Not saying that was the case for you but your comment made me remember this pattern

[@OpEditorial]

She has a point about Mulan 🤔😅

[@sharoncurson3124]

“A woman is talking, sir!” 😂👏

[@spaceowl5957]

I found that really off putting and sort of offensive as a man. Why would she say that? It’s just sexist and disrespectful. I don’t understand how it’s funny.

[@Ailwuful]

@@spaceowl5957 It's reverse sexism. This is something that men used to say.

[@leemiller29]

@@spaceowl5957 lol good

[@iNNoCeNttDReAMs]

@@spaceowl5957 That explains why shes not married or seeing anyone.

[@Little3Pigs]

Is part of the character. She asked the person on the crowd to respect her show. But did it as a joke to not break character. Respect goes both ways.

[@antelope6826]

“Who is that man … in those Costco cargo shorts” 🤣

[@slartibartfast7921]

She made me feel seen.

[@pysvtfa4]

@@slartibartfast7921 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Vivacious.rabbit]

"He's not gonna be worth the wait"..... Nahh girlie stop ... don't crush my hopes this early 😭😭😭

[@pnf197]

Ummm, sorry to tell you, she was talking about you specifically... and me, and everyman --- we ain't worth it. But a woman is.

[@williamparrish2436]

I like that she gets these hearty gut laughs from women in the audience. She's speaking truth because that is how people respond to the realest shit. Very interesting what role women see themselves as playing in relationships hahaha!

[@barnaliadhikary9421]

But I hardly find men responding the same way while facing realest shit😂😂😂...rather they start women calling names

[@williamparrish2436]

​@@barnaliadhikary9421You know what? I had a hard time writing my first post because I think she is completely wrong about men in a lot of ways. But... it doesn't matter whether she's right. It only matters that how she thinks is EXACTLY how women see men and the world. That's why she's so funny. Not because she's right, but because she perfectly describes how women see themselves lol.

[@MaxIronsThird]

I didn't get why the women applauded after she said, "quiet, there is a woman talking", to the guy that wooed. Even she was kind of taken off guard, I think she was expecting laughter instead.

[@williamparrish2436]

@@MaxIronsThird Because women are angry lol.

[@williamparrish2436]

@@MaxIronsThird I don't know? I do know that if I was a kid about 10 years old and I found out that every month until I was 45 I would experience bloating, cramping, bleeding, and pain I would get pretty pissed off. Personally I don't like having a cold lol. Maybe start there? As far as what they go through socially I couldn't tell you. I've met tons of white men that try to tell me what its like being black and I know how dumb that sounds to my ears. So I don't pretend to know what women are pissed off about. All I know is Leslie is completely wrong about men, who we are and why we do what we do.

[@Vivacious.rabbit]

"I have my dad's entire face" .... Me fr 😂😂

[@thelikeitispodcast]

Literally me, but I'm not Asian.

[@KaligarPrimus]

Leslie Liao, I wish you the best career. You are genuinely funny and can make people laugh. Pleases keep your sanity and I hope to see you on stage some day.

[@Eqnotalent]

She is so good! Give her a netflix special already

[@lisabella-es9gh]

I think she has one already…

[@Eqnotalent]

@@lisabella-es9gh no she doesn’t

[@eleethtahgra7802]

Its a limited story of a post wall 304 hate for men in general but still open her legs for the "bad boys".

[@SantaMadre]

She's good and funny, but can we take a minute to talk about her amazing voice?

[@skinnylove831]

This ^_^

[@AnitaStellium]

I like her voice too ❤

[@jctrock]

This is a transgender.. I just saw Leslie Liao for the first time on Tigerbelly podcast. This is not a woman’s voice.

[@v.caveda]

​@@jctrock Even if that's true (I don't know if it is, and I don't care) 🎉 Trans women are women.🎉

[@jctrock]

@@v.caveda Just in their heads and yours. They can never be a female.

[@dominiquestorm310]

Oh. My. Gosh. I think she heard my soul and just said it all out loud......NEW FAVORITE COMEDIAN. PERIOD. ❤

[@soni8995]

To everyone : This woman is 1000% spot on. Do with this what you will.

[@cannotfindmyshoes3]

What CAN we do with it though ? Can we do a sex-wee on it ??

[@soni8995]

@@cannotfindmyshoes3 EVOLVE.

[@rodycaz8984]

@@soni8995 If somebody said stuff like this about women, you'd be crying misogyny. Godd@mn hypocrite. It's not our fault daddy was a p.o.s. to you, sweetie.

[@rodycaz8984]

@@soni8995 Stop embarrassing yourself, sweetheart.

[@RachelLiv-rk8pu]

😂😂😂😂 facts

[@myoriverwood6408]

To shrink and float away is my new favorite death plan

[@sonofabippi]

I'm going to refer to this standup at least once a month in conversation. It was too real.

[@tsuyu19ku]

I love her deep voice

[@Anotherhumanbean12345]

could def pull off mulan

[@jctrock]

There is no way this is a woman. I his is a transgender.. a real man.

[@iurylazoski]

I actually do feel I want to be a better man for my wife now. Thanks Leslie, you've just fixed a whole batch.... :D

[@aservantinbabylon]

Cringe simping man........

[@soni8995]

Love this, for you AND her. 💞😊

[@uleshkaa8664]

@iurylazoski what a sweet comment. thank you for your openness. there is still hope with men like you out there. THANK YOU! and: greetings to your wife from all of us😂🎉

[@Anotherhumanbean12345]

This is sarcasm masterclass. well done sir enjoy my like.

[@JacyndaMinor]

I love that bit, the “here’s Jacob, he can now cook 3 meals by himself and he doesn’t smoke weed with his employees anymore” or “here’s the Mark remix; now with twice the empathy and half the Simpson’s memorabilia”

[@hereigoagain5050]

"This is how women support each other. We go around fixing each others' future husbands." :) I wasn't worth the wait, but I'm not worth the hassle of leaving. So, married with kids!

[@helenatube]

So appropriate your profile pic is a Neanderthal.

[@snazzydrew]

THIS IS A WHOLE MOOD

[@Liusila]

I couldn’t agree more with literally everything she said, I feel so validated haha

[@rodycaz8984]

Seek help.

[@mayahussain1]

This set is utter brilliance!😅😅😅 I love her comedy style so much!

[@joytaylor7301]

No bathroom “humor”. No cursing. 100% truth. I think I just discovered my new favorite comedian!

[@nelsonhill4625]

There was both cursing and bathroom humor.

[@eeayquetting5963]

Just a whole lotta dick jokes

[@jasonbodden8816]

Then you and 19 other people - at the time of me writing this comment - selectively didn't hear a whole section of the beginning of this video lol.

[@arshbehal6312]

I mean, Leslie is a class apart. Love her. ❤

[@Vivacious.rabbit]

I relate to her sooo much. Like I'm convinced I'm straight and I like guys, but, I hardly find any attractive guy around that , like only 1 or 2 in a month. And even only few male actors and singers seem attractive to me, 4-5. But I find atleast 15-20 women as attractive, everyday. And almost all female actors seem attractive to me. Lol😂

[@Saihione]

Can’t help but ask… Sooo why do you think you’re straight then? If you find women attractive? 😉

[@Vivacious.rabbit]

@@Saihione What I meant was that generally women are more good-looking than men imo. In my experience till now, the number of women I found with beautiful faces was higher than the number of men with handsome faces. Pretty women catch my attention, so I find them attractive in that sense, but I never have sexual thoughts about them, or any thoughts about lesbo sex. I find them beautiful but not sexually attractive. .... But that's not the case with men, I find men as sexually attractive, or just simply handsome, or both. And I have sexual thoughts about them, and thoughts about hetero sex. That's how I know I'm straight.

[@Saihione]

@@Vivacious.rabbitThat makes sense. Sorry if it felt like you had to defend your experience, I meant it in a humorous way! 🌻 It's so interesting with attraction because it seems to work so differently for different people. I'm queer, and I find SO MANY people of different genders attractive, it's a bit embarrassing 😆 It has also happened once that I didn't find someone especially attractive but ended up kissing her anyway and she was a really good kisser - and then I was attracted to her 😅😂 And then there is the other end of the spectrum, who almost never meet someone they get attracted to. So different!

[@ElshiBumcfksz]

Lol you still have plenty of choice with 1 or 2 you find attractive a month. Try almost never in your 33 years old life find someone attractive, truly I think I have never been in love. I had 2 or 3 crushes but they were quick and unrequited (thank god now that I think of it- they were red flags :p)

[@davidaugustofc2574]

A lot of straight women aren't comfortable with the idea of being bi

[@AlbertGalindo]

Hilarious! I enjoyed every second of it! I was laughing out loud from start to finish.

[@jaidaperkinson1021]

she truly is one of my favorites!

[@eleethtahgra7802]

umm...shes using shes a 304 joke..

[@diamine75]

Awesome! It's been long since the last time I laughed so much on a stand-up video. 😂😂 Super talented Leslie Liao! Thank you ❤

[@chiapet417]

She is on point!!! Perfect timing for her delivery of everything!! Her face says it all!! She deserves a Netflix special!!! And more ❤

[@cameronvansant2108]

Hilarious! And I validate her wherever she's at, but I didn't come away from that convinced that she's straight 🤣

[@chrispekel5709]

She's typical of many promiscuous women who can't understand why the quality man they want won't commit. They know she's been ran through so they'll never take her seriously. So they get angry and become lesbian. It's pretty common in large cities for women around 35 to starting doing this (and always with long term lifer lesbians). It usually lasts a few years then they realise they are straight, and thats when they start to collect pets

[@pageljazz]

Man here. Yeah, we're freaking gross. 100% true. 😂

[@Slangchang]

lmao no commission under the table. I died

[@alxk3995]

Timing, content, message, delivery. Stellar performance. 😆❤🤘

[@pxrays547]

"...if you glued your balls on every day." 😁

[@becontentandsilencethemind1562]

Lol wearing a hat…inside watching this and laughing my ass off

[@JonJaeden]

We wear hats for the same reason she wears eyelashes.

[@felunasola]

"I have my dad's entire face" oh please,, I feel you 🫠

[@SheilaR.08]

Love this! Had to come to the comments to see all the angry men who can't take a joke. 😂😂😂

[@ironpan5340]

"im straight, so im attracted to you. But i dont find you attractive" and "im bisexual, which means i like women. I tolerate men because im attracted to them" go frinking hand in hand 😂😂😂

[@Hikingbandit19]

Omg 😂 it takes a LOT to impress me and she… was the best!!!

[@waykeeperfarmandnerdery]

Smart, funny, telling the truth about women improving men wherever they go!

[@eleethtahgra7802]

Wait...what? Why should any sane guy listen to the advice of a sinner?

[@Callin-Out-the-Noise]

No sane guy uses the term "sinner". Just religious nutjobs. @@eleethtahgra7802

[@Hhdhshsn-rh5sj]

I ate every minute up, hilarious set!

[@spiritualbutrfly]

So good! I hope to see more of Leslie Lao!

[@WharfRat44]

So funny! Happy I found your stand up!!

[@clairepurcell7577]

"i think we just shrink and float away" rofl

[@alejandrobarboza2004]

Out here speaking truths!!!- straight man.....loved it bravo.

[@haydenwalton2766]

brava

[@mariiakogan3406]

She is so funny!!

[@scops2169]

Oh my word I was screaming through this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

So, she doesn't need to look for her future husband. She just needs to find the chick who is rennovating him right now, and hang around until that lady moves on.

[@eleethtahgra7802]

Shes 36 and has high body count. Sane man would avoid her.

[@Callin-Out-the-Noise]

Now you're cooking with gas!🔥🔥

[@Callin-Out-the-Noise]

@@eleethtahgra7802 We get it dude. You don't know Jack about women, sex, or what sane men want. A sane man would want a woman who is funny✅, pretty✅, successful✅, and knows her way around male anatomy✅.

[@ReaveIdono]

​@eleethtahgra7802 A Sane man would never ask a woman her body count. Unless you never want to sleep with a woman ever again.

[@Audiomajik]

@@eleethtahgra7802 high body count, single, feminist, constantly criticizing men, thinks she's above the average guy...yeah. Its time for her to get a cat until she shrinks and floats away.

[@juliothunderbird943]

She is hilarious 🤣

[@lonniedeckermusic]

Love the quality of her voice.

[@BlackJacketJones]

“I’m a woman I love being a woman but it’s a lot of work ya know”

[@obsidian_Ke]

That Dj Khaled line was on point.

[@Scottieguru]

She is bang on with this routine. Female hetero sexology 101. Hahahaha

[@35mmonica]

she killed it at the end with the remix bit 😭😭

[@HookBeak_66]

Leslie's looks & voice are androgynous yet with detriment she highlights this to her audience. I particularly liked how she explained how women break up with their men, but send them on their way better than they were before they met. " He talks to his mother now " or " now he's career minded ".

[@eleethtahgra7802]

Nope. Seriously, nope. Any Eastern Asian would know thats a woman regardless how she dress.

[@zaxbitterzen2178]

Many men get better IN SPITE of the women they were previously involved with lol. These women all out here applauding themselves when they nagging goblins when their man gets home.

[@saikgamingproductions]

why did you comment this?

[@HookBeak_66]

What didn't you understand? I could re-word my comment, but why should I? Why does anyone comment, because we can.

[@tweakypoppy]

What a shame it doesn't work that way with women. They simply blame their ex man or woman and continue on as before.

[@lukelyon1781]

When she said "...let's split." I thought she was going to say "let's get split"😂😂😅

[@Lisudare]

Leslie!!! We want a whole special

[@jasonc7916]

That set is underrated.

[@peterwu8471]

Haha - so true - my wife is Chinese and looks just like her dad. LOL!

[@blacktigermartialarts7329]

In China 🇨🇳 they call women over 30 are called 'leftover women'

[@lamalache]

I love it. Good stuff.

[@snazzydrew]

"none of you know him but you see it, right" LMAO

[@yoohoo246]

Loved this!! Need more!!

[@feralaeroapparel]

Dishonor on YOU!!! DISHONOR ON YA COW!!!! 🐉 😂 LOL my favorite scene

[@jamesvbarnesjr6408]

Great Looks & TALENT!

[@aquamarine99911]

"Stop crying ... get in the car!" You are officially funny if you can come up with that joke.

[@dudeonyoutube]

She is stunning and brave.

[@shabnamnatasha2185]

Love her !

[@anushreenair6241]

You have a stalker 😂....I think that fellow in the crowd attends all of your gigs....😅

[@angeloiodice9304]

Great comedy, really real.

[@theagenttomato]

Sheer brilliance 👏👏👏

[@TexanWineAunt]

Funny and relatable

[@pinwheelart2825]

😂😂😂😂Yes!

[@marc21256]

Me and my basketball shorts from Costco are feel personally targeted.

[@tessahall797]

She’s f’ing hilarious!!

[@symbiat0]

The wall remains undefeated…

[@noadmiration]

And that why people say women are not funny...

[@Kami84]

She is hilarious

[@c.6818]

I'm in my twenties and still get this.

[@ianbruce4314]

Very funny , great set, very beautiful, Wow signal, not for long...

[@kathleenverbiest7451]

You're the best! You said so many things me and my girlfriends have thought and experienced before, fantastic...

[@dd884e5d8a]

That was fun

[@mr.zafner8295]

She forgot "it's Barry, but he lost a year's pay"

[@eschwarz1003]

I totally get this

[@exitjones9617]

this was perfect.

[@MTH1217]

Bobby Lee still killing it after all these years

[@zaxbitterzen2178]

lmaaaooo Hung Lo

[@coulton-davisjazz2872]

So good!

[@poeticwisdom3]

She is funny. Nuff said.

[@pranjalisingh9790]

Oh gosh that hat got me😂😂😂😂

[@jorgejorge8878]

I love you Leslie

[@olivierfouassier6495]

Damn she’s good! 😂👍🏻

[@philipeick-vocalmusic]

What a great performance 🤣

[@besteven]

So fun, so cool, so hot, and a great set.

[@nessmarroquin5717]

5:09 Greg Universe watching this like: 👁👄👁

[@snazzydrew]

This was actually really funny.