Lesser Known Encryptions that Defy Explanation

[@ignitionfrn2223]

2:25 - Chapter 1 - The beale ciphers 5:30 - Chapter 2 - Rohonc codex 8:45 - Chapter 3 - Georgia guidestones 12:20 - Chapter 4 - Debosnys ciphers

[@rat4289]

useless

[@juliaconnell]

*thank you*

[@TheGreatest1974]

Thanks!👍

[@jeebuschristos8423]

No he gets to make a "mystery" video about the destruction of the Georgia Guidestones...

[@ednawitbeck5504]

Thank you kind person. 👍

[@tttm99]

Simon advertises Simon's product developed as a result of another Simon channel. The circle is complete. Welcome to Whistler world! 😂

[@wycliffenyangate5018]

And it's not even annoying... 😂

[@crazymotherofcats3361]

👏👏 This is by far the best comment I have seen on ANY of his videos on ANY of his channels.. I will forever refer to yt as Whistler World from now on lbvs😹

[@roberthickerty390]

Better world than what I am living in now.

[@headsetlucky13]

Nah he hasn't started selling cures for the things he makes videos about

[@ShadowXII]

Whistler Cinematic Universe

[@shaunsmith9801]

"In a world where one man controls more than half of all KZbin channels "

[@joycejames8461]

"And is still hungry for more"

[@dingleberryhandpump802]

Simon won't stop until he literally runs KZbin.

[@ItsAsparageese]

@@dingleberryhandpump802 He'd do a damn sight better job than the current leadership lol. I don't see him being happy in a corporate role though

[@ItsAsparageese]

Well OPs comment clinched it, we need an Honest Trailer for Simon Whistler's channels

[@OldNavajoTricks]

I read that in Dan La Fontaines voice lol, In a world...

[@Adiscretefirm]

I don't think the audience really appreciates how much work Simon puts into constructing 'alternate' pronunciations of place names in his videos.

[@martineldritch]

Ay-dirondack

[@MrWizeazz]

@@martineldritch I was gonna mention the same word too. 😆

[@EclecticEssentric]

Well, us Americans would butcher many English town names too. In the song Berkshire Poppies, Berkshire is pronounced "bach-she" as far as I can tell.

[@johnnydork5264]

@@EclecticEssentric How about that one "Shane" guy, huh? That one Donkey you know? Oh wait... no that was 'Wayne Newton' with his song "Donkey Shane" or wait... it's REALLY "Danke schön" lol which means thank you very much in German, quite literally translated as thank you beautifully but, he pronounces it "donkey....shane..." so dumb and annoying lol but apparently(or so I heard) that the German-Americans' accents slowly morphed overtime and if you didn't know the language and heard them say it, it would probably sound like "donkey shane" as opposed to "dahnkuh shoon"

[@t066917]

@@johnnydork5264 I loved Elton John's seventies hit, "Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight".

[@isaacwilson5284]

Simon: "the treasure is just an elaborate prank, right?" Also Simon "DANNY GRAB A SHOVEL!!!"

[@nxtchpforme9154]

Deranged author.

[@linda10989]

Simon: Time for a road trip!

[@trapslulu]

Simon’s dislike for Yoko Ono spans all of his channels and I’m so here for it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cavemanvi]

the only asian hate i condone anti yoko speech is always a thumbs up

[@sertank735]

Amen insert yellow submarine emoji

[@me5atworld]

No one likes Yoko. Only John did.

[@D_Chess]

Lol. I take it Simon is a Beatles fan? Or in the very least John Lennon. Or perhaps it's the simple fact that Yoko Ono is a complete and utter moron. I suppose that could have something to do with it

[@aaronmiller6118]

I wonder if some guy and his friends a long time ago were bored so they made some unreadable thing to mess with people in the future.

[@andiward7068]

Ngl, In HS I left a treasure map in a book in the town public library. It leads to a spot in the County Courthouse. I'll never know if it gets found but it's fun to think about.

[@worm3165]

AND IT WORKED

[@krukimoto6296]

@Matt Stephens frick you

[@andersbjrnsen7203]

That has probably happened tons of times.

[@peterrjacobs3953]

You done a great job explaining the stones without just seeming ignorant about any possible conspiracy theory. You got straight to the points backed with facts and no dismissive attitude towards any idea of a conspiracy. I think that goes a long way for the mental health of some people that might be constantly paranoid about stuff like that.

[@anthonybanchero3072]

Sadly, they are now destroyed.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I always thought that the "rules" are reasonable. They basically come down to "don't be a dick" And putting them out there with widely spoken languages increases the likelihood that any post-apocalyptic society that finds them will be able to read what is written.

[@badwrench13]

I'm going to drop my old work notebooks in random places just to mess with people. My handwriting is terrible anyway and it will make the unorganized jumble of part numbers, torque specs, fleet ID numbers of trucks, job times, my own personal shorthand, block diagrams of isolated circuits, thumbnail sketches, etc etc all the more confusing to whomever finds them.

[@catherinehaven7015]

I SUPPORT THIS. There will be videos of people finding them that lead to innumerable conspiracy theories, alien landings, &c. And we will all laaaaaugh.

[@ragnarmjolnir9654]

Do it

[@rgnyc]

No good; I already found the treasure you hid.

[@oliverscorsim]

I think all the gearheads will have some ideas lol

[@rjspires]

Next April fools day, Simon should a fake bio about himself. From how at age 9 he was the only bold boy with a beard at school to how 99% of all videos on KZbin feature him.

[@Sideprojects]

I WAS BORN WITH A BEARD

[@catherinehaven7015]

Of course you were, dear.

[@live2ride18]

@@Sideprojects and balding

[@walterlyzohub8112]

Babies have been born with hair and fell out to regrow later, so I have read.

[@live2ride18]

@@walterlyzohub8112 that’s nuts. Thannkkful dudes lol

[@deusexaethera]

Regarding the Beale Ciphers: the final document actually says "The real treasure was in your heart all along." Seriously though, if the document can't be deciphered after all this time, then it's very likely the cipher was applied incorrectly, corrupting the original text.

[@DanaOrtiz]

Thank god for beard blaze. How do you find a way to make me so happy about something I didn’t know I needed? My beard will thank you sir.

[@forthexp8649]

Legends tell that using beard blaze increases your fact-power by 100

[@meofamily4]

I cannot see how anyone could describe the Voynich Manuscript as "lesser-known", where it's surely the most notorious unresolved codex in the world.

[@taira_2032]

He was talking about the Rohonc Codex, which is something else, not the Voynich manuscript. Although it's understandable to confuse them, Voynich guy playing part in both cases haha

[@steelerspittsburgh875]

Georgia Guidestones are well known also

[@pentelegomenon1175]

@@taira_2032 The Voynich guy has no relation to the Rohonc Codex, but people who talk about the Rohonc Codex often confuse it with the Voynich Manuscript. And since this video was uploaded on April 1st and claimed the Rohonc Codex was "named after Wilfrid Voynich," I think this could be an intentional joke, although he seems so genuinely uninformed about the Codex that I'm actually not sure.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

​@Black Solid people say they deciphered it all the time.

[@RolloTonéBrownTown]

If you're interested in a topic a lot of it isn't going to be "lesser known"

[@bunnyluver2176]

The ciphers probably say, “plz give my body a proper burial. The last place I want my remains is in some dusty corner of a visiting center.”

[@SRW_]

Yokos reaction when she first saw the stones is also her next hit song: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@trapslulu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@everydayhero5076]

Well done, sir, well done.

[@Ricca_Day]

O, my Lol!

[@joeyr7294]

I've been really enjoying these "lesser known" vids, especially the ancient buildings! keep it up Simon and Co.🍻

[@lekiscool]

If we know anything about Simon, if these videos are popular. He will keep making them.

[@joeyr7294]

@@lekiscool lol very true

[@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111]

Yeah old shit is cool shit bRROOOOOO! more old shit please simone

[@adamblanchard8789]

@@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 careful what you wish for, Danny may write one about fossilized feces 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🦇

[@roxxychik06]

My grandfathers was one of those 4000+ people that used to lived in elberton until his death 10 years ago. I spent every summer of my teen years there, it is so dang small!!! It is one of my absolute favorite places on earth. In fact I have pic of me in front of this monument since I was a young teen. I'm just super excited that someone actually heard of it, because the cops in the next town over had no clue.

[@customsongmaker]

I just drove through and I didn't see it

[@roxxychik06]

@@customsongmaker its gone. Some absolutely a$$hole blew part of it up and they had to tear the rest down recently.

[@customsongmaker]

@@roxxychik06 Well we need to maintain the monuments under a certain number, to remain in harmony with nature.

[@roxxychik06]

@@customsongmaker ???

[@_thehalcyon]

@@roxxychik06 they are referring to one of the commandments that was written on the monument. "Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature."

[@adamblanchard8789]

Damnit Simon! Where are the Rotting Turtle cologne ads coming!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@thedarkonestaint6105]

With his next blaze of yoko ooohhnooo

[@JuusoAlasuutari]

I read rolling turtle first but I like yours better

[@catherinehaven7015]

May we get Rotting Turtle for Her? I can’t say that I have a need for Beard Blaze... 😊

[@ruththinkingoutside.707]

I’m SO buying the T-shirt for Rotting Turtle 😍😍.. can’t wait to make people very very confused 🤣.. now to get BlazeBoi to make one!

[@bignubles]

I read that out loud and started laughing and my pet turtle looked at me like “wtf”

[@Robslondon]

Good video. The Georgia Guide Stones have always given me the chills.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Evidently the current Republican government there is disregarding a great deal of the advice inscribed on those stones.

[@Robslondon]

@· Vargr · I guess it’s more the mystery of who commissioned them

[@istvanbrooks5319]

Its like something in Fallout

[@eddiewillers1442]

@· Bölverkr · Here in Georgia, we suspect Ted Turner.

[@dixienormus6941]

I think people find it sinister because to trick the world into accepting the terms you’d be required to fake a pandemic then inject all the gullible people with a poison in order to reduce the numbers. It’s going to be fun watching them all perish though.

[@theRustynail9]

Guide stones got blown up. Massive W to the Chad who did it

[@hashtag415]

Call it what you will. This channel is one of Simon's *"Sidepieces".*

[@springbok4015]

Sidebeards?

[@adamblanchard8789]

Sideburns

[@catherinehaven7015]

BA DUM DUM TSSSSSH

[@populigaudeamus6299]

I'd like to be one of his sidepieces 😏

[@EMurph42]

Oh snap I LOVE THIS!!!

[@MJonMBoviM]

Genuinely cannot understand how some could read the georgia guide stones and think anything other than "this was made by crazy people"

[@Bill-rb9ki]

You didn't mention the time capsule buried by the stones.

[@donmichaelcorbin4417]

RIP The Georgia Guide Stones. Fortunately, I was able to visit them once before their destruction.

[@janedoe6181]

I’m really confused about the Rohonc Codex…that was named after Voynich. How is it named after Voynich? Simon’s description of the Rohonc Codex’s contents, mysterious plants never seen before and strange language(s), sounds exactly like the contents of the Voynich manuscript. Is the Rohonc Codex another book very similar to the Voynich manuscript, and both are associated with Wilfried Voynich? Or did the channel mix up the two books?

[@kaldogorath]

Yeah I'm so confused.

[@emalielorinda5918]

When I originally heard of The Codex Geigas, I was immediately enthralled by it's mystery! Simon, your narration is flawless and, as always, your videos are an educational joy

[@bodan1196]

Question: You and a few of your closest friends are camping. You stuble across an old mine shaft which contains a large tresure. Why would you remove it, only to then bury elsewhere and LEAVE IT there? What good does a found tresure do when re-burried? It sure makes for a good story, but one of any kind of sense? No...

[@better.better]

exactly... also three friends collect a treasure but only one of them ends up with it all? similarly, how did he get it all back to Virginia that's a lot of weight listed out there

[@splashfart]

Reburying it elsewhere means you wouldn't have to worry about the original buriers coming back to claim it.

[@1TakoyakiStore]

I remember one of my elementary school teachers actually handing out the Beale Ciphers and suggesting we take a crack at it. They also mentioned how the 2nd cipher was decoded (apparently the numbers can be linked to words in the declaration of independence).

[@2lefThumbs]

Wait, what? The Rohonc codex is named after Voynich? Thats some cypher in itself!

[@kevinjones2061]

I was wondering if anyone else caught that.

[@teabearchurchill5600]

It is popularly known as the Voynich Manuscript. Tye only reason I've ever herd of the Rohonoc codex is because I used to be mildly obsessed with Fortean phenomena during School. Most people would refer to it by the Voynich name.

[@Ynhockey]

@@teabearchurchill5600 The Voynich manuscript is completely unrelated, maybe they confused the two.

[@Ynhockey]

I think they confused the Rohonc Codex with the unrelated Voynich Manuscript, which was probably written by a Jewish scholar, and seems like some kind of women's health manual.

[@UteChewb]

@@Ynhockey , the images do not match the Voynich Manuscript at all. They are different books.

[@olanmills64]

The notion that reducing our population will somehow help us cure social ills is ridiculous. Humans have had social problems forever. We have cruel rulers, slavery, etc etc long before the population reached 500 million. As for the environmental factor, I cannot say

[@michaelcollins8910]

Yo Simon......Rohonc Codex and the Voynich Manuscript.......something went wrong here mate. You had the script for the Voynich Manuscript but the visuals of The Rohonc Codex

[@meofamily4]

Thank you.

[@valeriemacias6285]

Yes! I was very confused at first. Rohonc Codex is different from the Voynich!

[@jeast417]

The fact that Simon was so calm when mentioning yoko let's you know this is definitely not business blaze but you can definitely tell he's holding back bc its not bb

[@WaddickLawnCare]

Your not great at English are you?

[@kathiemott3988]

My husband has a paper copy of the Georgia Guidestones. He printed it out onto cardstock, cut out the pieces and glued it together. The center piece has holes in it that we have yet to find out what they are for. I think they have something to do with the sun. Also, there appears to be a reddish stain on top in one of the corners of the top piece.

[@denniscrane9753]

If you build it they will come…….

[@TheMuddman74]

That makes sense because all the evil cults like masons can be traced back to the worship of the sun or to earlier groups who worshipped the sun. The masons nowadays worship the "light bearer" or "the morning star" which are both the names of Lucifer/Satan. Both of which still bare resemblance to worshipping the sun or a being of light. But pretty much all of the cults, secret societies originate from groups that worshipped the sun, well before Christ.

[@tiagolima3850]

The hole points to the north star

[@TheNecropolis20]

the Georgia Guidestones were destroyed

[@Lessk69]

He said get comfy, so I propped my legs up on the desk. Let's go Simon!

[@adrob3160]

I grew up in Elberton. Most folks in the town think that the granite shed owners made the guide stones to get a some tourist action.

[@stuartd9741]

That is an interesting theory. I have visited the GuideStones. nothing fancy just some monoliths in a corner of a field. Personally don't believe 500M to be a sustainable population number. If indeed it was the granite company then what a PR stunt....

[@stuartd9741]

@@psyflier It's interesting that the global population at the time the GuideStones were erected (1980) Was around 4.5B. So using the same percentile. Todays total is~ 7.9B. So for 2021 that figure would be revised up to ... 1.5B.

[@thunderhammerx2966]

You've mixed the Rohonc Codex and the Voynich Manuscript together, doubly counfusing.

[@bodan1196]

April fool's? Not a very good one if so.

[@JenLee66]

An unusual mistake from a prolific writing team

[@TiKevin83]

Yeah I'm very confused, the georgia guidestones thing is spot on but the Rohonc codex bit is unintelligible mishmash

[@2lefThumbs]

If Poe was responsible for the Beale cypher, he waited until 1843 to cash in with "The Gold Bug"... oh, wait, you say that the pamphlets came out after 1843?!

[@ComradeArthur]

ref the Beale ciphers. the deciphered message includes this "I have deposited in the county of Bedford, about 4 miles from Buford's" There are a LOT of dug holes in a circle about 4 miles from Buford's. People keep getting arrested for trespassing in that area.

[@nikolaaswright6028]

Hey Canada! Help a fellow canadian broaden the worlds knowledge of Canada and it's people! The Rideau Canal and river system for mega/side projects and Francis Pegahmagabow for biographics! Peggy is the most skilled sniper of the Great War!

[@shawmahawk5714]

The Frank Slide, in Canada, saw a mountain collapse on a town (Frank) and the adjacent highway (trans Canada)

[@shawmahawk5714]

I bet Frank was cranky

[@froznanus]

Ignorant American here. From documentaries I know that esp in WW1, and also in WW2, Canadian soldiers were among the most feared divisions and also given many of the toughest jobs, and always distinguished themselves. I'd love to see the "polite Canadian" stereotype turned on its head and get a tale of true Canadian grit. How bout it Simon?

[@nikolaaswright6028]

@@shawmahawk5714 never heard about this... I'm curious to know about it

[@darrellshoub7527]

great stuff , simon, loved the Debosnys stuff at the end ! "" ADD-UH-ROHN'DAHK "" is how we who lived there say it , btw.

[@vladvalentinov]

Well, well, well... How the turn tablets just exploded...

[@furyrage2011]

200.000 Subscribers man, congratz my man.

[@denniscrane9753]

Well looks like someone done blowed it up!

[@Farming-Technology]

Apparently it was Putin.

[@denniscrane9753]

@@Farming-Technology oh I know! Thank you Putin!

[@JohnSuave]

Even when Danny's not writing, Simon can not get away from Yoko. That howling slag....

[@codywessels6597]

Who else is seeing this after the Georgia Guidestones no longer exist? Kinda weird that this popped up in my feed all of a sudden. It’s at 400k views rn, I’ve got a feeling it’ll get a lot more.

[@Gryffyth_Aurum]

Simon, your beard is looking absolutely fantastic in this video!

[@LORDMEMESTER420]

Simon Whistler: knower of things, reflector of the sun, baron of beards.

[@LORDMEMESTER420]

John Barber: commenter of internet, non-beard haver.

[@Iamtheliquor]

@John Barber just how is he arrogant?

[@Iamtheliquor]

@John Barber nope i wont. So come on, how is he arrogant?

[@Iamtheliquor]

@@LORDMEMESTER420 don’t forget: the lord of edges😂

[@mols89]

Simon can make the "painfully mundane" and turn it into a riveting video.

[@ZippoX05]

Simon, I can't grow a beard. If you started a chest and back hair product line I'd be set though

[@Sideprojects]

Noted.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Also, something for hairy palms. I hear there are a lot more cases of that since the pandemic started.

[@benjaminshutt4710]

I am from Bedford Virginia and it was really awesome to see the courthouse in this video!

[@bigdog517]

11:05 Didn't you say the monument was for post apocalyptic humans? That is straight up your answer as to how the human population would be as low as 500 million.

[@franciscoduarte1925]

💥

[@rogerhwerner6997]

I immediately recognized the image at the video beginning as Lake Placid. It's a rather lovely part of the world. I spent several summer nearby and ince visited the Adirondack History Museum. Never got to see the skull or noose. Westport is at the southern end of Lake Champlain. It and nearby Elizabethtown are certainly an out of the way area if NY.

[@Davidrcobb]

The documentary "Dark Clouds Over Elberton " through some shady investigative journalism actually found the actual man behind RC Christian. The banker was the only one who knew the actual identity of RC Christian. With some slight verification for myself came through a family connection.....my wife's friend happens to be the granddaughter of the banker.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

I wonder what the "RC" stands for? Roman Catholic maybe?

[@Davidrcobb]

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc some speculate Rosa Crucian .

[@edwardfestor8726]

I have been able to translate DeBosnys’ Cypher. It says “Hello. We have been trying to contact you concerning your carriage’s extended warranty.”

[@Amara1324]

I think you should revisit the Georgia Stones.

[@michaelmoroney1427]

Start building them back.

[@pompidoudog]

The Georgia guide stones don’t exist anymore.

[@graemeking7336]

Wasn't this thing recently blown up ?

[@traezaX1]

the guide stones are now lesser known 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@serahkonner]

They being messed with are even more known now. Like destroying them did nothing but make more people more aware that they existed therby makinh people actually question are we living in an age of logic and reason? Are we at harmony with God and have we been leaving room for nature or are we cancerous? Same as the past people wouldnt know about it at all. Or very few. Like with the Gods of old and their monuments and artists and their art we wouldnt know or even care had someone not introduced us tgrough word of mouth or devestation or death..

[@traezaX1]

@@serahkonner My problem is they want to control every thing ...there are almost 8 billion people they want 5 percent left ... who decides who lives or dies .They want to erase all languages and cultures and just have one culture , the last i heard of that was the tower of Babel. When humans play god other humans win stupid prizes... They want to control reproduction ... is it my body my choice or is it their choice . Evil comes disguised like an angel of light. The guide stones are a guide for genocide ... will you be chosen to be among the 5 percent if it happened...

[@serahkonner]

@@traezaX1 it no different then religion? And in revelation it literally says that 2/3 of the people will be killed(all those who took the mark of the beast) which technically would leave only 5 percent on the earth. They dont wanna change culture only that there is a living language not dead like Aramaic or sumerian or cunniform.. I know that is written on the stones but how many of those languages did you recognize? "A LIVING LANGUAGE IS ONE PEOPLE KNOW AND UNDERSTAND" It doesnt wanna get rid of cultures but preserve them consider the rule that things needed to be ruled internally saying that the culture would be with what you were born into and preserved and if there was a outside problem then on a world court. Not controlling reproduction but guiding it in a more constructive way where we as humans arent becoming such an invasive species that no other creatures have room to live in freedom and abundnace. They were placed there for after a cataclysm or apocolypse situation. Not genocide guiding with logic and reason to be in harmony with the earth and also GOD(Infinite).

[@serahkonner]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIHMm6iBaNqcaa8 i think this series is called the revelation series and if you go to 3:45 and listen to what he says that 95% of earth will have taken the mark.. He will have created a babylon and cause ma y to take they mark...

[@lekiscool]

Business blaze... Never heard of it.

[@bartfoster1311]

It is a hidden gem, tucked away in Simon's basement!

[@lekiscool]

@@bartfoster1311 XD I see what you did there.

[@onemoreguyonline7878]

Yessss Simon you listened to my suggestion, I love you

[@SREDISKRAD]

Ok, how the hell did Yoko Ono escape business blaze? I swear the writers for his other channels are going tolook for ways to put yoko ono in there more just to annoy simon XD

[@better.better]

Yoko is talked about on Business Blaze all the time

[@gethroenteralastname2210]

I'm just waiting for the day that this is a thing. Simon: Siri! Full volume. [ un-godly Yoko sounds ]

[@ItsAsparageese]

@@better.better She is, that's what they mean, she's reliably ranted about there and the topic has been "escaping" i.e. leaking into other channels :)

[@Adiscretefirm]

Clearly a Yoko Biographics episode is called for! #freetheshriek

[@ItsAsparageese]

@@Adiscretefirm That would be epic lol I hope one of the writers pranks him with it sometime

[@sharkbit61]

Can this be used on bare skin? I dont have a beard but hope to have one some day.

[@pirobot668beta]

Book cyphers. If you want to encrypt a message with zero chance of it ever being unlocked, base your 'encryption key' on the text of a book. Page 17, line 9, fifth word, first three letters. Depending on which edition of 'Gullivers Travels' you have in your hands, those three letters are gonna be different. The famed Vornoi manuscript is thought to be a book cypher based on private manuscripts combined with a unique alphabet with characters for 'th' and 'ch' and other common letter combinations. Weird spellings mess up letter-distribution analysis: the letters 'E' and 'T' are used a lot in English, not so much in other languages. If don't know the language of the original text, you are gonna have a lot of guess-work ahead! * Then there are the Monkey Codes: truly random characters in one message that 'key-in' to seemingly random characters of a subsequent message. If you don't know the rules for merging the two messages (and which two messages to merge!) it's an unsolvable problem! These are crypto challenges that quantum-computing still can't crack. * Block-chains and all that sophisticated encryption behind fake currencies is based on using math to obscure data while creating a process that can reveal the data at some future date. The more steps in the process, the more convoluted each step becomes, the harder it is for a third-party to crack the code. The effort to create these steps becomes greater the farther along the block-chain one goes; bit-coin 'miners' are folks calculating 'next steps' for a block-chain... Quantum-computing eats this kind of coding for breakfast... Some time in the next year or two, expect to see a news article proclaiming that Google Computing or some other quantum-machine has cracked a major currency block-chain and revealed the originating key that started the chain.

[@shawnayotte1449]

I absolutely adore your videos! There is one thing that's been getting to me though... There is a white dot (maybe a light or reflection?) That is behind your head on the desk with the lamp behind you. I keep thinking my phone is dirty but it's just that dot. I keep trying to ignore it but now that I've seen it I can't not focus on it lol, I know it's a minor thing but figured I'd share this and hopefully you and your team can maybe do something about it. Otherwise everything you do is great!

[@donnissullivan3752]

The Georgia Guidestone should have been removed as soon as it was put up!

[@Ghotet]

It's your beard with the Blaze. Dani makes the oil, Sam sprinkles in some fine memes, and I am your boy with the beard, Simon.

[@elkvis]

Hindu is a religion. Hindi is a language

[@PapaRocks]

Somebody blew up the guide stones several months ago!!😊Love this channel!

[@TheEvilCommenter]

Good video 👍

[@atomic3691]

I personally like the theory that the Voynich Manuscript is an early attempt at creating a language, much im the same way Tolkien created his Middle Earth languages.

[@SinnerChrono]

Litteraly cant grow facial hair lol. Got a mop of the thickest hair on my head but nothing grows on my face

[@Lessk69]

I can only grow hair in my butt crack.

[@Jem777-1]

drink real ale..it'll put hairs on your chest ;)

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

I think most bearded bald guys would prefer your predicament to their own.

[@paul20363]

Yoko Ono, Simon's favorite singer!

[@Ellotrades]

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[@stefanschleps8758]

And the Pyramid scheme says what? APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!

[@vrmartin202]

Love your skeptical take on all of the mysteries you present

[@dyamonde9555]

Well, seems the Georgia Guidestones ain't gonna be guiding anybody, 'cause some Nutter blew them up today

[@sbsstorytelling]

No more guidestones. Some crazed apes too far down a rabbit hole acted on their irrational fears. Starting to think the past isn't the worst, Simon.

[@unclecrunch9581]

I absolutely love the fact that the Georgia Guidestones exist.

[@roxxychik06]

Have you been? I love elberton.

[@viper-ko4qq]

You know one of the main reasons I watch the show and his other shows is there wildly entertaining and most importantly fun it's fun learning holy crap why can't other people do this I really love me a good documentary along one sometimes better sometimes the worse What with Simon Mann to the point accurate And stuff that actually want to learn about thank you Simon for all your hard work and your team whoever they may be it is greatly appreciated keep up the good work and be well to you and yours.

[@ZomgRAWR93]

"Ah-deh-ron-dack"

[@Catbirdmom2]

Thank you for that. I was about to type it. Lol

[@better.better]

yeah, he doesn't know, it's just another foreign place to him. it's very similar to when you see some small local town on national news for some reason and they pronounce it wrong. I've actually been pretty surprised to hear Waze pronounce place names correctly, that I personally thought were a phonetic nightmare

[@better.better]

one local town name that my brain refuses to remember is Valatie... I have to look it up every time... it looks like it should be pronounced Val Ah Tē but it's actually pronounced Val ā sha

[@johnberry6077]

Thanks, Simon, for letting me realize that, as a native of New York State, I have been pronouncing _ADIRONDACK_ *wrong,* all these years. According to Simon, it is AIDE DER RON DACK.

[@bee2022]

I am from the Adirondacks and it hurt my soul to hear it pronounced that way

[@kirae6030]

Same! I came looking for this comment because I had to find validation for the misery that pronunciation made me feel, haha!

[@SirBoden]

If only I had tried Simonds Beard Blaze oil sooner. I tried a lesser beard oil which set off a seven year chain reaction of bad luck that ended in my death. True story... allegedly

[@Sideprojects]

lesson learned

[@StonedtotheBones13]

How's the afterlife? What's it look like there?

[@southsidetattoo]

''At A Ron Dack'' (Adirondack) another silly American word I know. It's where Irish and Scottish immigrant settlers built homes in the late 1700's and 1800's after leaving oppressive places controlled by the English. It was good land for both hunting and farming and after Britain stole Ireland's crops and livestock at gunpoint in the mid 1800's it didn't leave them much choice. Maybe that's why you don't know the pronunciation. It's like having a choice, listen to Yoko or jump out a window. ''Look out below'' I'm sure Tony Blair wouldn't publicly apologize for that unlike he did for the actions of the Crown . One good thing came of it all Queen Victoria is dead and the states still have awesome whiskies.

[@richardhighsmith]

Imagine driving down a Georgia country road no the way to a hearing at the Elbert County Courthouse and you notice a stone megalith arising from a field of crops that are only about half an hour from your house. If you stop you'll be late so you ponder what you saw for the entire hearing and head directly there after you are released by the Judge. Upon arrival you see a remarkable granite megalith with the most absurd inscriptions in multiple languages on the faces of the stone. I couldn't help but laugh the whole time I was there.

[@bartfoster1311]

It is in an odd place! Maybe it was meant to survive a nuclear war, I wasn't nearly as impressed by the friends I went there with.

[@richardhighsmith]

@@bartfoster1311 Nobody is going to waste a nuke on Elberton. It is really safe.

[@IslandHermit]

It seems that some Voynich footage slipped into the segment on the Rohonc Codex.

[@valeriemacias6285]

Yes I was extremely confused by this, because the Voynich manuscript description was used to describe the Rohonc Codex, and they're two different things.

[@southernsunshine1149]

I’ve been to the Georgia Guidestones. Super strange and creepy and huge. Literally in the middle of nowhere.

[@ZAPcon]

So, kind of apocryphal but my father claims that my grandfather (a stonemason from Italy) was one who helped erect the Georgia Guidstones. My grandfather and great grandfather also built most of Berry College by hand; chosen by Henry Ford himself to build it!

[@southernsunshine1149]

@@ZAPcon wow. That’s very cool. Do you know much about your grandfather? Did he know anything about the people that wanted them erected? Btw, Berry college is beautiful.

[@standingupforjustice8142]

Any updates on your thoughts about the American Stonehenge?

[@sophroniel]

Does it make my parents think my husband and I aren't gay too? . . . . . Jk I don't have a husband, gay or not. Free Danny from Simon's basement 2k21

[@catherinehaven7015]

#freeDanny

[@jeffreyjefferson536]

beard blaze, the (n.): sudden incineration of facial hair when exposed to an open flame. e. g. When Old McHenry leaned across the campfire to grab a bottle of whiskey from his saddle bag, a sudden beard blaze illuminated the night.

[@kevinsimpson9538]

Boo boom baby bye bye!

[@Ken15643]

I enjoy your channel, and insight. I am surprised at your mocking comment of Yoko Ono. She is actually a very intelligent, wise, and thought provoking avant garde artist. I think you would be pleasantly surprised.

[@BigGahmBoss]

April fools: Simon uploads two videos on two channels that cover the damn subject

[@arnoldis24]

I work outside all winter and the cold dry windy conditions will give me slight beard dandruff. Just a little info nobody needed.

[@kateapple1]

That fade away you used between chapters totally looked like a swastika! 😂😂 as the lines pulled back. Am I alone? 😂🤓

[@ruththinkingoutside.707]

I’m liking this format 🤣 it’s a blend of BB Simon and Proper Simon .. lol .. if you binge Business Blaze for too long, watching TopTenz is surreal 🤣 like there’s clone Simons! .. it’s even more wild to watch OLD videos when Simon was young, beardless 😱and perky 😂

[@lawilder2059]

I read a few years ago that the voynich manuscripts illustrations had been finally identified as plants from a tropical island

[@kieronparr3403]

I heard something like that. It was just a list of random things like plants, home tips etc.

[@lawilder2059]

@@kieronparr3403 I don’t remember where I read the info but it named the island. The article stated that some of the plants in the manuscript existed on that island.

[@notzeb]

i finally realized where I recognized you from, Simon. not from any of your other channels. i remember watching your skyrim mods weekly series waaaaay long ago!

[@LevaniKa]

Georgia's capstones did not have Georgian language carved on them? HOW DARE THEY? 😂😂

[@catherinehaven7015]

I was horrified by this! (However, the country of Georgia is likely far more charming than the US state. When I visit my brother there, they have tourist sites like this and their sweet tea tastes odd.)

[@LevaniKa]

@@catherinehaven7015 I haven't drank good tea here in decades. Last time, it was during a war (1992), that's why I remember it clearly.

[@jaysea802]

When I take or make notes, or write myself a reminder note, they're rarely decipherable to anyone else. Not intentionally but because I'm usually writing quickly and using a shorthand that makes sense to me when I read it back. (ADHD means I have to write it down quickly lest my brain move on before I finish the sentence.) I ​use a lot of abbreviations, symbols, arrows, smiley/sad/angry faces to substitute words or phrases that take too long to write out while my brain keeps running. Is it possible that these texts are someone's notebook, not meant to be deciphered by others but purely for personal use and reflection? I'm imaging someone finding my Social Theory notes and thinking they're a secret code 😆

[@kathleenkring7926]

The Georgia guide stones were destroyed several days ago.

[@gregdolan340]

Guidelines - not a tourist attraction but an idol that will see itself destroyed.