The Most Mysterious Discoveries Made by Satellites

[@horrormike]

It would be better if you showed the google earth images you are talking about, you know, cuz that would give us viewers an idea as to what you are talking about.

[@softbuns]

This.

[@maxstr]

I'm wondering if they are copyrighted

[@bltc627]

Came down to comment on this.

[@danieltallon4316]

For real though. As much as I like watching Simon, watching Simon describe pictures that we don’t get to see kinda sucks.

[@Everything13ish]

Google owns the rights to any google earth/maps images. It would have been demonetized immediately

[@dudeguyinc]

There's few things more tedious than someone telling you about a photo without actually showing it to you...

[@JNF-SATX]

Better yet, he could at least give the coordinates. Assuming the Google Earth copyright is a problem.

[@debbylou5729]

I know. This guy is so lazy

[@rambi1072]

@@debbylou5729 He has someone to edit the videos, and they included some images. The reason he had to describe some and not show them is because he would have received q copyright strike by whoever or whomever owns the rights to the images.

[@mastick5106]

Just posted a comment that has URLs (Google Maps satellite view or articles) for most of these.

[@johnd.obrien6838]

@@debbylou5729 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicky_bobby92]

Would be nice if the video had the images for reference.

[@drknockers]

yeah, weird...

[@deforged]

right?? instead of showing us relevant footage they're keeping their cam steady on a useless Text-To-Speech droid that can't even pronounce Kraken. this channel is getting lazier and lazier

[@deforged]

@UCZXm6NXOZoaOy0QSrN2EJwg that's a spam box peddling porn links.

[@TheMartinChronicles]

You beat me to it.

[@whatever3132]

I believe that technically the images taken by Google Earth belong to Google and they might have been hit with a copyright claim if they showed them. They did have an image of the blood lake that wasn’t from Google, so that would be my guess.

[@sisilotau2185]

Definitely would prefer if the editor had put in the actual pictures being discussed

[@trapperjohn6089]

They need to go back and fix this video.

[@Hashishin13]

Yea this is probably the worst video on all his channels I've seen so far. Talking about pictures in a video wtf?

[@I.QV.I]

Yeah its ridiculous, now i have to pause and google every shit he talked about. Thats some lazy editing. Find better editors Simon c’mon. Quality over quantity

[@maxpayne2574]

No pictures of the Kraken exist, a red lake is a red lake, it shows the Gobi pattern You sure are fussy about FREE entertainment

[@tabbycash369]

Absolutely, there is NO INTEREST to such video, just bla-bla...I cancel my subscription, if it is just to see his face.

[@ipecac5514]

Would love to see the actual pictures being discussed.

[@gertnel6262]

In general I like the videos posted by Simon, this however is below par for me. I was looking forward to see some pictures of the discussion

[@alaric_]

True, not a single image of the images being discussed.

[@genesmith3913]

Definitely subpar

[@SpeedDemonStar]

People are saying it's for copyright reasons. I don't know if this is true or not, but at the very least, they could've at least given us the coordinates for the things he's talking about so we could more easily look them up on Google Earth ourselves.

[@Games_and_Music]

@@SpeedDemonStar i don't get the issue at all, like others also pointed out, he can use a key Pulp Fiction moment, but cannot use Google Earth photos? Even though Google owns KZbin? That would seem like a counterproductive copyright infringement on their own business.

[@JeremyLogan]

@@SpeedDemonStar I very much doubt he has coordinates. I'm pretty sure he's just reading other people's top-10 lists these days.

[@jdawson9944]

Simon, I love your videos but please do a part 2 to this and show the photos. This subject is massive.

[@chrisyanover1777]

Is there a copyright issue with Google Maps/Earth that wouldn't allow you to put the satellite images on this video? I don't know if this was a slip by Jenny or whoever does the editing but that would have been super helpful for this video.

[@reshpeck]

People in the comments defending the video "because of copyright and blah blah blah," even if that is true then the video ought not to have been made.

[@TheTommyCraft]

Yeah, not having the actual images makes this video completely pointless.

[@AshLilburne]

@@TheTommyCraft Exactly

[@chrisyanover1777]

@@TheTommyCraft I ended up pausing the video many times and trying to Google search the images that were talked about in the video. However when you Google image search something like "meteor strike Antarctica" you will get 10 or more images of different satellite pictures of potential meteor strikes in Antarctica and you don't know which one they are referencing. I had that come up a few times in searching images of things talked about in the video, so it would have been super helpful if they showed the image. The funny thing was a few times they did show the satellite image. So what stopped them from showing all images discussed in the video?

[@StevenLockey]

Simon is always overly paranoid of copyright issues. Probably due to the fact it can be a major hassle to deal with even false copyright claims

[@davidkaye8712]

One of the greatest mysteries is how Simon pronounces Kraken incorrectly.

[@SilverMe2004]

With great effort

[@favoritemustard3542]

Mayhaps that bit of the script was written with _Krayolas_ Edit: Kraken joke

[@JeremyLogan]

Every time he talks about the Americas he pronounces half the things wrong.

[@GravelVoice30]

Give him a break, people. He is British after all. 😉

[@bigratkiller1]

@@GravelVoice30 British people don't pronounce Kraken like he does.......nobody does

[@benb8898]

C’mon Simon you can’t do a video based on weird images but not show them to us

[@Games_and_Music]

Simon Teasler.

[@thudthud5423]

I've drawn some pictures with my finger on my computer monitor. Did you see them? Did that help?

[@statementleaver8095]

Seems everyone else has the same opinion. Thanks.......Nothing interesting to be seen from Sideprojects today then.

[@unclejoe7466]

Those Scientology guys need to revisit the concept of "hidden."

[@eekee6034]

They're almost 100% mind games, with the victims being their members.

[@masterchinese28]

A picture is worth a thousand words! (Even Simon Whistler words) So many discoveries are explained verbally but we didn't get to see them.

[@Schmorgus]

Because it's to hard to google it...? 🤏

[@haggispixie]

@@Schmorgus I suppose school teachers should just describe things as well without any visual reference.

[@Schmorgus]

@@haggispixie You just compared youtube videos with school teachers. I'm just going to assume you went to the worst school on the planet.

[@haggispixie]

@@Schmorgus You missed the point of the comparison. What an odd reply.

[@Schmorgus]

@@haggispixie That's the thing though. You still compared a video on youtube with a teacher. It's like trying to blame the hospital, when you broke your arm in the woods while camping.

[@benjamin112]

Your videos are great but some pictures of the things you are talking about would be great instead of free stock video clips. A picture paints a thousand words :)

[@celter.45acp98]

I'll never understand why some people think they have the right to decide what color their neighbor paints their house

[@erraticonteuse]

Property values. If your neighbor's house is an eyesore, you're going to have a harder time selling your house and you're going to get less for it.

[@celter.45acp98]

@@erraticonteuse yeah same problem other people deciding shit that's none of their business whys your neighbors shit effect your property

[@Games_and_Music]

@@celter.45acp98 Smard bizz, buy house, paint ugly, buy neighbor's house, profit.

[@eekee6034]

I can understand it, I just have trouble tolerating it. Why does Britain have to look so dull?!

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

People buy home's based on the neighborhood. If a person finds their perfect house but it's located in a bad neighborhood they will not buy it. If their dream house has crazy neighbors those people will pay less for the home.

[@taborturtle]

I looked and the "robot" at Area 51 is actually a large asphalt milling machine. It's one of those machines you see on the highways grinding up the pavement so they can lay new pavement. The reason it looks like it is in different poses is because the images were taken at different times of the day so the shadows were cast in different directions. I figured your editors would have caught this one super quickly because it only took me about a minute of staring at it before I knew exactly what it was. And a quick Google search of pavement grinding machines I found what its actual name is. Mystery solved! Don't believe me? Look it up. What is funny is the images in the search show the machines in different directions and time of day, so you can actually see the 2 "legs" in some of them. And the machine is around other road equipment so it makes total sense. And since there is a runway and roads at Area 51 it makes sense they would have their own equipment. Anyone who thinks they are actual robots is pretty dumb in my opinion. And no need for engineers poking fun at the Russians using storage containers either. The truth is far more mundane sometimes! Like a machine we have all seen at one point or another. Once you see it you can't un-see it!

[@slipstreamxr3763]

Speaking Area 51 my one major complaint about the original Independence Day is that they showed Area 51 in the middle of a salt flat which is nothing at all like the terrain around the actual Area 51 which is very rocky and elevated to make it that much harder for someone to just sneak in or send a drone to get a few pictures on the sly. I was also somewhat annoyed with the ease in which the Russians just waltzed in there in "Indiana Jones" when a major part of the reason the Air Force built the Groom Lake facility where it is in the first place and why secrecy was so top level was to literally keep the Russians from finding out about the stealth program among other things.

[@Shoelessjoe78]

Yeah the truth is almost always boring. So people make s up mostly for entertainment. Then the sickos latch on... Because well I don't know.

[@Schmorgus]

@@slipstreamxr3763 Taking 1 look at 'merica, and I'm sure they tried to hide it from people, so that they wouldn't run head first into gun fire. Because that's exactly what I expect the majority of 'mericans to do.

[@darthchalupa6039]

As someone who has worked with such machinery, I agree with this.

[@piperjaycie]

That car one always interests me. It was literally just out of sight of anyone going by on or near the bank because of the amount of water you have to look through at an angle. From directly above it’s so clear and obvious.

[@minijimi]

Good Job Simon. Can you use less cut scenes? I see the same cut scenes on lots of videos now. I am sick of seeing the same 4 people in white coats standing around with clipboards when the narrator says scientists. Drives me insane. I guess it is easier to have a computer parse what you say and pick appropriate scenes bases on the meta data associated with it. But easier is not always better. I love the well written commentaries and you have a great presentation style and voice. Just CUT the stock cut scenes. Thanks.

[@theresehopkins1581]

Yea, those same 4 people in white coats are getting old....

[@dariusstarrett8837]

I see that one all the time lol

[@YusufGinnah]

*KZbin:* _"How many channels would you like to present?*_ *Simon Whistler:* *_"YES!!!"_*

[@davidtrongnguyen]

Would have loved to see photos of all the examples you mentioned in this video so we can actually visualise it.

[@adamlaceky8127]

Is there a reason you didn't show any of the satellite photos? I listened to you describing things I wanted to see, and you used stock footage instead of THE THINGS YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.

[@martinstallard2742]

2:09 Gobi pattern's 4:48 Area 51 8:24 the Kraken 10:51 Blood lake 12:12 Antarctica

[@scocon8658]

@CONGOR: Loco

[@Aziraal-Starhammer]

*Krayken

[@PirateNikki]

@@scocon8658 don't feed the bots

[@scocon8658]

@@PirateNikki ...but by all means, do bait them 😎

[@thudthud5423]

Interesting fact: The supposed "6th Gen fighter" seen at Groom Lake ("Area 51") has a shadow that goes in the opposite direction of the temp structure over it and the hangars. This seems to suggest that the image of the "fighter" is simply artwork on a tarp over a collapsible temporary structure that MAY have been erected over an aircraft.

[@kevw333]

I think you missed out some photos in the edit, dude.

[@RepAlbertThomas]

This video should be called "Satellite Images People are Stupid for Getting Excited About and We're Hardly Even Going to Show Them."

[@ConnieHirsch]

There's a fun Weather Channel (US) series called What On Earth? that gets intriguing satellite images, asks intrigued scientists what they think they are (cold guessing) and then finds actual site footage that explains what the strange formations/constructions are.

[@Games_and_Music]

Indeed, i've been watching that as well, and that's where i also saw the "Beatrixpark Dock Murder Spot", which is actually in the town that i live in. I knew about the "rumors" of the supposed murder, it's been a while, but i had no idea it would make it to a show in America, and i was really surprised as they zoomed in on the Netherlands and right into that dock that i've been to many times in the more than 30 years that i live in this town. And now mentioned again here, but yeah, no pictures this time. Sometimes during the show they take very long tangents into what it is NOT, or cold guessing as you say, but other times i really appreciate the little facts and sceneries they wander off into. Same goes for shows like Strange Evidence, they take a lot of detours, and sometimes i already know what the 'mystery' is, which makes the detours kinda frustrating, but still, there's also interesting topics on there.

[@sonjafrost4]

You have such an elegant, classy way about you, Simon. Never change!!

[@carldooley9344]

How often do people think that Google Earth gets updated? Daily? In one of the pics is a boat in our driveway that's been underwater for YEARS!

[@bakdiabderrahmane8009]

just how many channels this guy has i cant keep up!

[@rapierduell]

You seem to have missed out on showing almost any of the satellite images themselves.

[@nunya___]

Talks about photos. Doesn't show photos. 1 Star. ⭐

[@billkipper3264]

When I was stationed at Nellis AFB in Las Vegas, NV years ago I was able to speak with pilots who had been to Area 51 as I worked on the flight line and was in contact with them on a daily basis. While they obviously couldn't elaborate, I was told a couple of times that what was up in "Dreamland" as we called it was absolutely amazing. One pilot told me that I would be just blown away by what they had.

[@Oddballkane]

Was there much talk of fallout as I seem to be able to go to nellis airforce base in fallout new vegas

[@VadulTharys]

@Cancer McAids what happens there is next gen research, and yes it is cool AF but nothing from outer space or made by aliens. Just the result of tossing billions at science nerds with no life.

[@eekee6034]

It's probably true, but it may be that many of the amazing things don't work as well as... anyone would like. :) Experimental technology is like that. What I've heard about Area 51 is that aliens thing was made up to allow workers whose health was damaged by radiation at (or near?) the site to sue for compensation without revealing what actually happened. I don't know what-all has happened for obvious reasons, but I do know that at some point in the heyday of the space race, nuclear thermal rocket engines were tested in Nevada with their _possibly_ highly radioactive exhaust directed straight up into the air. Considering that and the general attitudes of the Atomic Age, it seems very likely that certain highly classified projects suffered from a similar lack of care for the dangers. And, well, more than half the state of Nevada is under the control of whatever environment agency the US has which can declare an area unsafe to enter.

[@VadulTharys]

@@eekee6034 yeah the issue with those science nerds is lack of understanding of consequences. They have a brilliant idea (in their minds) have billions to try to make it work and never think about either the health or environmental damage their ideas may cause.

[@eekee6034]

@@VadulTharys It can be. To be fair, certain governments were propagandizing atomic energy as safe, good, and ushering in a bright new age of prosperity.

[@giantred]

Last time I arrived THIS early my partner was horribly disappointed.

[@LaurenElizabethYT]

Oooooh new Simon channel! Will for sure be checking it out. I thought you were about to plug Casual Criminalist aha, excited to hear a new one. Although I still don’t understand how you make so many channels all with regular uploads 😅

[@dennisanderson3895]

The bits of "dismissive sarcasm" were absolutely appropriate and - frankly - more likely accurate than strange theories (but those alternates can be fun fiction tools)!

[@An0therR0gue]

i remember watching a documentary a few years ago about the "Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird" that was built in area 51. they said how they knew russia and other countries flew over and take photos of the site to see what they were working on. these guys were OG trolls and used to put black painted modular parts outside and make them look like freaky airplanes to mess with other countires. i think you can still find images of the shapes online. some are hilarious and even look like modern planes, but others you will just roll around laugthing at.

[@diabolichubais8343]

Awesome video but I had to keep pausing it to look up the photos you were talking about

[@chrismcneil8936]

The "pattern" at RAF Feltwell has nothing to do with satellites. It's a motorcycle training facility.

[@MICHAEL-ys3pu]

Excellent video Simon, keep them coming. I guess some people need a picture drawn for them.

[@variaxi935]

Or a genuine image of the easy-to-photograph subjects in reference which are the focus of the entire friggin video...

[@andym2612]

I was 11 years old in Scotland at Loch Ness and I swore I could see a monster moving through the water. As the monster got closer it turned into a boat.

[@Sk1m_Beeble]

Still asked for tree fiddy

[@Games_and_Music]

As the boat moved away, did it turn into a monster again?

[@andrewgates9333]

Viking Long Boat?

[@NoxiousRob]

A shape shifting monster, that's incredible!

[@ngatihonky]

Good work getting that Pulp Fiction reference in there

[@route2070]

Don't think I have heard Kraken to sound like krake-en, usually I have heard it as crack-en. Also obligatory joke about the Seattle hockey team.

[@shawnnewell4541]

Seattlite here! Thank you for the mention!

[@route2070]

@@shawnnewell4541 honestly, best name in sports.

[@ladyyyhokage]

can't believe it's only been a little over a year since Into The Shadows started, that's one of my favorite channel's of Simon's

[@ulyssescpt]

I like that this channel doesn't confuse us with unrelated photos, used to describe actual locations. But surely, if photos exist, show them. Or show them throughout the segment. If you don't, you might as well start a radio station online.

[@desperado3236]

Yeah i think they were just lazy. I bet you the vid wont do as well due to this. I came very close to stop watching and the best indicator of vid quality is time watched rather then number of views as it only counts the first few minutes for a video to count.

[@billmanzke758]

I saved a Google Earth image of an offshore earthquake in-progress just off of the coast of Peru. The concentric circular waves were fascinating.

[@XavierKatzone]

Very disappointed that virtually none of what you referred to was actually illustrated. Why? Might have well been a radio show!

[@flwrgirl_1]

your vids are great! i love it when you trail off into a lower vocal register so i can't understand half of what you're saying half the time.

[@psychedellictoxin1195]

Why aren't ANY of the things you're talking about shown? Such a damn tease.

[@majchicken8031]

A video about images, with almost no images, spectacular!

[@SpeedDemonStar]

So, you talk about these things without showing us the actual images and even if it were for copyright infringement fears, you could at least give us the coordinates to look it up ourselves! You really missed the mark with this one and made what could've been an interesting and informative video into a frustrating easter egg hunt.

[@kathryncumberland]

They're easy enough to find. Just google the title.

[@dialNforNinja]

I love your little alien walking along. That swagger! You just know they're all like "Yeah, I did a bunch of donuts in your cornfield. Whatchoo gonna do about it, Dirtling?" Disappointed you didn't include the picture of the circular thing in Antarctica though, I don't want all the woo the data miners will start feeding me if I actually do a search for it.

[@jrssae]

Now the true question. Has Simon seen pulp fiction to understand the scene reference?

[@danelynch7171]

Simon doesn't watch good movies.

[@davidtal523]

love the sardonic, and scarcastic humor of this video. 2 thumbs up

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

Simon, I got a serious question: on average how many hours do you work per week and how many days do you take off per month?

[@SamadPenCo.]

Yeah i've been curious about Simon's working hours as well. He has numerous KZbin channels and it must be intensive to create high quality content for all of them.

[@AYVYN]

He reads the script. Someone else does all the writing and editing.

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

@@AYVYN And that is a hell lot of work when you got 10+ channels to record videos for like Simon.

[@variaxi935]

You realize at least a third of his body is made up of cybernetic parts and that he doesn't need to sleep, right? Not only does he not need to sleep, he CAN'T sleep, hence why proof of time of day is rarely available anywhere within his videos. Simon is a cyborg, which explains the intellect, consistency, bald head, work ethic, etc. 🤖

[@variaxi935]

@@ButWhyWasTaken exactly lol even if all of those channels uploaded only once per week per channel he'd still have a decent workload, so *especially* considering it aint always just weekly

[@Drewmikola]

"here's some weird shit we saw on Google Earth"

[@basara5496]

suggestion: you could put the links to each view, when still in the map programs, in the space below your links.

[@hana_maru22]

Agreed!!!

[@tobascoheat6582]

These are really interesting vids that you make. If you make another one, I think the most fascinating place in all the world's oceans is the Marianas Trench!! I'd love to know what people have seen there!!!

[@jasenkomraz5433]

Why aren't you showing us any of those pics you are talking about?

[@pwnzerelli]

might as well do a top 10 follow up, these all sound great

[@Original50]

Not sure if the channel demographic would like it, but there are also cool 'happy' stories to tell. Heroism, generosity, 'luck' and success.

[@randywollin5732]

I really do enjoy your presentations.

[@studuerson2548]

If you can't actually post the images, it's weak sauce. Sorry.

[@forestxander]

I just made a mess of my phone laughing with cookies in my mouth. It was the marvin thing. You got me.

[@hugotavaresgomes9539]

Where are the images of the stuff you are talking about in the beginning?

[@jon-paulfilkins7820]

The Robot at Area 51 = trolling, I'll buy that. Bored servicemen would definitely be up for that!

[@charlesdarienzo6686]

How the heck did you make an entire video WITHOUT showing ANY of the sat images? What was the point??? HAHAHA

[@dirtdiggity1714]

It should be fun watching Simon slowly lose his marbles over the next few years.

[@tecumsehcristero]

Why not show the images? You only showed one of the images. Why?

[@DanHiteshew-oneandonly]

Geeze Simon. How many channels do you have now? Lol Hardest working man on KZbin!

[@sandybarnes887]

13

[@s.d.s.4148]

Woulda been nice to have seen some of the pictures being described. This could've been a podcast with audio only.

[@Games_and_Music]

1:14 Hah, the "Beatrixpark Dock Murder Spot", i live in the town where this supposed murder had been reported. I had no idea that this was a thing until i watched "What On Earth?!", a show specifically about analyzing satellite photos, where it was discussed in one episode. I've been living here for over 30 years and been to that wooden pier thing many a time, which is why it surprised me so much to randomly hear about it in an American show, and now here again. Then again, murders do happen, and on Saturday nights after our local bar closed at 1, my friends and i used to walk to a remote secluded nature reserve, just to smoke a joint at the end of it in the birdwatcher's hut. We had walked that route a bunch of times, and whenever a car came, we used to duck or hide, usually for giggles, because we kept making up stories about them, and joking like "look out, a psycho! Run!". We dubbed it "Route Psycho Psycho", even though, in hindsight, we were the psychos, walking near tents and boats in the middle of the night, simply because we were curious to see or find anything (mind you, we're drunk and stoned). But yeah, one time we heard on the news about a girl that had gone missing one weekend, and ended up being found really close to where we used to smoke our joint. She was picked up at the station by two guys (seen on camera) and ended up dead in the water, so, we never went back there anymore. I also had a weird murder inconvenience, i went on my bike towards a factory to apply for a job, getting there was no problem, i have the meeting, took about 30 minutes max. On the way back, the cycle path was suddenly closed off, police around etc., apparently a couple minutes after i passed that point, a kid was stabbed to death, and the inconvenience was that i had to bike all the way around to get home again, in the snow, took me an hour to get back. Jokes aside though, it's kind of a weird experience, i saw the blood on the snow, and they put up a memorial tribute to the kid for a while. And not far from there, when i used to bike to work in that area, there was a time when i smelled a foul smell at a certain bend, it lingered for weeks. Later i heard on the news that they had found 3 bodies that were dumped in some kind of hatch on the premises right next to that bend. Yuck.. Now i think of it, the son of a colleague of mine drowned right near the spot where i always have my smoke break when i'm at work, i work outdoors in town and roam around a lot, but usually go back to a spot that i like, with the birds and the bees and whatnot, but yeah, someone's son had died right there. There are so many places where people died, i wonder what the most unique spots are.

[@aaronfranklin324]

The so called "meteorite crater" in Antarctica is the product of a far more recent series of collapses of the below sealevel half of east Antarctica south of Australia. The overpressured Aquifer discharged in basal outburst gigafloods. It's channels run out to the coast where the Conger ice shelf recently collapsed. It's doing it again, as the Glacial icestreams have thinned, ruptured into several kilometer high ice cliffs, hundreds of kilometres inland. This has provided a free path to the sea, dumping the basal hydrostatic pressure, and Allowing the several thousand PSI at sealevel pressurised aquifer inland to discharge geothermally heated mud and water through the underlying strata to this vent system. Basically a underice hot mud volcano 🌋. Hiawatha is one of these too. NOT a friggen meteorite crater. The Great Lakes native copper deposits were produced by the same process when the Laurentide ice sheet collapses happened, precipitating metallic copper at 350C out of hot geothermal fluids. "Meteorite crater" is science paper code for "we'd rather not scare the kids with the truth here". Meteorites, unlike these phenomena, do not strike the same place twice. See the pattern? "Don't look down Simon!"

[@Metallica4Life92]

"The Great Lakes native copper deposits were produced by the same process when the Laurentide ice sheet collapses happened, precipitating metallic copper at 350C out of hot geothermal fluids." excuse me, what? o.O Mother nature is insane sometimes.

[@aaronfranklin324]

@@Metallica4Life92 you gotta know her to luv her. 💫🌟⚡💥💨💦🤯🦷🦴💀🎉🧚🧞🧝🌊🌁🏞️🌬️🌪️❄️🌋🌅🌱🌹💐💖

[@Metallica4Life92]

@@aaronfranklin324 ain't that the truth

[@quinnzykir]

@@Metallica4Life92 wait till you read about the ancient super volcanoes, glaciers and seas that shaped Colorado

[@jeffcook3277]

Wowwwwwww, Aaron, I want to join your cult. Who is your god, make him mine!

[@onbedoeldekut1515]

I'd say giant arches cut into the side of a mountain are the epitome of the word 'groundbreaking'.

[@Morbos1000]

Why did you tell us about all these images, go to the trouble of getting stock photos and videos, but not bother to actually show us many of them? They are all on Google Earth so just use the images. Kind of annoying to have to go try to find them myself.

[@dodoubleg2356]

LOVED THE 'PULP FICTION' REFERENCE SIMON!! 😂👍👍✌️

[@danielreuben1058]

I love how snarky you are in this video. It's like you're airing your frustrations about conspiracy theories, and how often they pop up; especially in Decoding the Unknown.

[@wpetercampbell8433]

Hey, Simon, the insane upgrades on our F-22 5th generation fighter that is part of America's Air Force inventory has created the 6th generation F22 Supersport. THE F 22 is currently our most top secret fighter, won't be replaced for at least 30 years, and with ongoing upgrades it will probably become America's 7th generation fighter as well! Air/Space Force speculation has also brought forth some neat hypothetical ideas about crossing the F22 & A12C airframes to create a new, hypersonic, super stealth airframe for the 8th generation American Fighter, OR the 1st generation hypersonic, super stealth, ARMED, interplanetary Air/Space Defense Craft! At 50+ Billion dollars each, I'd say these will be America's premier fighter for a generation

[@Brett_S_420]

I would say that it would be money misspent, as with at least half of our military budget. More than half of our discretionary budget every year is ridiculous.

[@wpetercampbell8433]

Idk. Their philosophy is it doesn't matter if we need it, the powers that be WANT IT, and that's all that seems to matter!

[@stevenobrien557]

Stop posting please.

[@mho...]

Its never Aliens! Until it IS! PS: i must admit, im pretty disapointed, this video is full of random stock footage, instead of the actual satellite images! why this drop in quality i wonder?! 🤔

[@Trainskitsetc]

Copyright.

[@Trainskitsetc]

@@michaelmurdock4607 as a shadowy alien overlord I can confirm we have infiltrated Simon's beard and are using it to control you

[@DotJerk-hr7lq]

Marvelous narration

[@francisfischer7620]

Utterly delightful fellow! Love to listen\watch him. Lovely sense of play. Great voice and articulation. And he can think! An amazing phenomena in-its-self!

[@stefanschleps8758]

He thinks he's God. Don't encourage him.

[@jamessmith7959]

Simon, you dropped the ball on this one , why didn't you show the Google earth images as you mentioned them? Can't be perfect all the time, I love your channels I watch many of them

[@usernameinvalidforu]

Fourteen minutes and fifty-four seconds of disappointment. Also thank you for the free content, Simon, et al.

[@Satanichispanic1985]

Broooo. This would have been good if you provided a single one of the images you’re talking about

[@John_Hoover]

The entire purpose of laying the robots uncovered might very well be to see how they fare when exposed to harsh elements 24/7/365. I highly doubt it was just a case of “oops, we forgot” or “we just don’t care.”

[@h.w.6563]

most mysterious discoveries from satellites... [DOESN'T SHOW THE IMAGES]

[@markymark7803]

Pretty pointless video without the pictures.

[@BiscuitsOfWrath]

speaking of pointless things.... how are u doing today bud?

[@markymark7803]

@@BiscuitsOfWrath Speaking of pointless things, what does "u" mean, or how's ya mum doing?

[@BiscuitsOfWrath]

@@markymark7803 i meant like us having a pointless conversation buddy 😂 now that u mention it tho, the old bat is doing good these days. The new meds are working for her.

[@cottlesworth7385]

Didn't show the actual photos. 1 star.

[@seanbrazell7095]

To the producer who put this together, don't make a video on this subject if you can't summon the minimum effort neccessary to include the actual images you're going to talk about. DOUBLY SO if you have a sponsor and are profiting from each view. It's a waste of a well written and delivered script and well earned fan regard.

[@ferociousgumby]

Simon has TEN channels and a podcast. Is that Simonly possible?

[@t-killa5754]

Having the pictures you're talking about would be nice👀

[@Gh0stDiaz]

Bonus points for correct pronunciation of (Kraken)

[@pjousma]

That Pulp Fiction reference was extremely funny

[@jcmartin961]

Nuts! I complimented you yesterday for a video that did NOT mention ancient aliens.

[@craigoneill2216]

Surely showing the images would make this video more watchable

[@EmrysMerlin8807]

I'm never goona believe it's aliens until Simon confirms it.

[@ardenalexa94]

Some people seem almost too keen to believe many things are caused by aliens it feels like.

[@anti-Russia-sigma]

You should feature the biggest natural effects on wars & the luckiest & unluckiest fates in wars.

[@FarmersWife43]

Sail Rock made me laugh when you showed a picture of it. It looks like a vertical fossilized turd. I laughed so very hard! All poop jokes aside, I found that I love this channel! I have it set to play all of them and pause them when I have to be away from my computer so I don't miss anything.

[@misterflibble6601]

Simon's sarcastic/sardonic commentary is _perfect_ for this topic!

[@Smurfboy93]

My favorite part of this video about satellite images was the part where it contained no satellite images.

[@Nott_Vermeen]

You’re killing me talking about pictures without showing pictures.

[@glenjennett]

I swear some people comment just to complain. You can easily go search and find these images for yourself. I don't think it's necessary to throw insults at the host or the video just so you can feel big about yourself. Make your own videos and show the images if that makes you feel better, but griping about someone else's videos just show your own ineptitude and pettiness. I found the video interesting and I hope to see more from this channel.