Lesson 1: The Pentagon is not a good place to ditch the carjacked SUV you are driving

[@HunkMine]

They probably never even heard of the pentagon

[@stuwest3653]

Much less a pentagon.

[@alabamaman1372]

Or a computer. 😂

[@KZimm58]

😂

[@michaelbailey5257]

The only thing these fine nikas know is snowbunnies and stealing.

[@ChristopherHedum-js8eg]

They thought it was a mall.

[@scottwatrous]

They're like "why did we go from 2 to 5 stars all of a sudden?"

[@Drawingtillthecasketdrops]

😂 💀

[@ratfinkie62]

They’re ‘like’, or are they actually that way?

[@thisiconisactuallygoofysfa9960]

@@ratfinkie62Boomer

[@mv3344]

@@ratfinkie62 no need to get all philosophical dawg

[@NLvideomaster]

6 stars, 6 stars

[@joeschmoe5231]

"Yo, let's go hide in that huge Pentagon shaped building over there. No one will ever find us in there."

[@marcussmith3969]

You are assuming that they have an idea of what a Pentagon shape is? If a Pentagon shaped gun were ever made, then a different story. Especially if you can shoot it Philly style.

[@Rowrin]

That implies they're in school enough to learn what the word "pentagon" means.

[@mikusoxlongius]

Oh, C'mon Mang!

[@teryyy5052]

Hey can anyone please update us all here what happened to those boys. Did they get to go home? Asking for a friend.

[@marcussmith3969]

@@teryyy5052 They got a room at the hotel. Gray bar hotel.

[@johnlansing2902]

Great ! Turn a local crime into a federal no parole crime .

[@salamonrosenberg-vh5xo]

Feds don't have "Parole"....this is true...but they do have early release...they will get 18 months....tops

[@FreeDom-nm5tu]

They were released shortly after, that's what happens when you win the feel bad for me victim skin lottery.

[@2020sII]

@@FreeDom-nm5tu proof?

[@Votrae]

​@@FreeDom-nm5tu what?

[@arctic_haze]

Isn't every crime committed in the DC a federal crime?

[@brutemegahunk3895]

They probably thought they were at the mall and were baffled that there was no Footlocker.

[@shanerountree3623]

I'd say there were footlockers, just not the ones they were expecting....

[@davidreed3165]

Those dummies probably never even heard of the place.

[@derrickctv1820]

They’ve never heard of the Pentagon or a brain

[@christoferrodriguez7672]

They don’t care but they love to go jail prison

[@kgb976]

They're probably blacks

[@under-a-rock5444]

Oh nice to see that they have cameras installed now. Back in 2001 they had zero....

[@christoferrodriguez7672]

@@under-a-rock5444 damn

[@danbrit9848]

ran from one star level straight into the 5 star level

[@lyft4238]

Trueeee 😂😂😂

[@killerdoritoWA]

I was expecting to see Marines in armored vehicles, then hear machine gun and grenade warning shots at the suspects. I guess Pentagon exterior security hasn't really changed since 9/11.

[@billdonnelly7556]

Marines don't take warning shots.

[@killerdoritoWA]

@@billdonnelly7556 “at the suspects…”

[@Servergmr]

There is no reason for that. That would show America's bloated military budget. A few hundred billion need to be cut off and it spent on welfare, healthcare, education, public transit, and science and space.

[@mrsleep0000]

Not sure what you would change on the ground to keep people from flying a plane into it...

[@Grooveraider]

@@mrsleep0000 How do you KNOW it was a plane that hit the Pentagon on 9/11 ??? That security footage was BULSHIT !

[@jacobsalter8653]

They went from running from Police to running from the the FBI 😂😂

[@tpolerex7282]

Why do they even run? It’s not like they are going to get in trouble for carjacking in D.C.

[@notsojoerogan]

The Pentagon is in Virginia, so there’s slightly better odds of them getting prosecuted

[@JOSE-qo2on]

Because they're not in DC to begin with. The Pentagon is in Virginia 🤦‍♂️

[@chefdan87]

@@JOSE-qo2on Northern Va might as well be DC. Bunch of soft brained leftys up there.

[@paolojoosten6353]

@@JOSE-qo2on No it's not. CIA's HQ is in Virginia.

[@Dane-o7q]

Free befo lunch time!

[@s0nnyburnett]

Run into the pentagon? No problem! Have a bottle of water in your luggage? We're going to have to cavity search you. 🤡🤡

[@blackrhino3442]

Good one

[@jayceejr85]

I promise you, they did not get in. There is no entrance into the Pentagon where they were running.

[@Pearloryx]

Not sure if you’ve done a research but it’s literally prohibited to bring a bottle of water inside it through every airport in the world unless you empty it so you can go through and then refill it before you board the airliner. Get your “facts” right

[@raider-87]

@@Pearloryx I remember my first sentence lol

[@karlbarnett5863]

​@Pearloryx yeah but unless you're in one of the 5 eyes countries, no one's actually policing anything. Like, at all.

[@dadsgarage.alwaysopen]

How can they run with their pants at half ass 😂

[@Propaganda9112]

Black "culture" 😂😂😂😂

[@eminum7777]

Because they're a gangsta

[@phantomjosh2148]

@@Propaganda9112 people say this is racist but it’s literally their culture

[@sayorancode]

@@phantomjosh2148 i am white, and i have seen black people that are really good and white people that are bad , it helps to live near one of the best colleges in the country tho

[@poindextersheelturn436]

It doesn't matter, they could see 9 blk men in suits and 1 thug And they would say all blk men are thugs.

[@johnny-5ive]

The Pentagon???? Is that a hotel??? Yeah let’s hide there 🤦🏻‍♂️ You can’t fix stupid.

[@HYL-c9z]

That's the pentagon? Where's all the security? 😱

[@sleepyjay2664]

Did you fail to notice the 200 people chasing the idiots? What planet do you live on?

[@HYL-c9z]

I see a three perps running into the building uncontested. If you see 200 people then that must be in a different video with many Spartans. 🤪

[@toesandsoles]

@@sleepyjay2664 What planet are you on. Chasing them. They shouldn't have even made it that far in. If they didnt hijack a car and bring the police along for the ride they could of just walked right in there.

[@michael_r]

That’s a staircase from a parking lot into an entrance to go through security. The pentagon is the giant building in the background across the parking lot that you have to go through security to get to.

[@lloydchristmas1086]

​@@sleepyjay2664 what video are you watching? I saw two tired cops attempt to run and then a handful come later with two over weight DEI hires at the end. Wheres all these hundreds of security you speak of? 😂

[@harrybrown9948]

Who were the two hires that came in last.

[@matthewgibbs6886]

hey now that's a lot of weight to move around not counting all the gear.

[@Thunderbyrd.]

Quota hires

[@robertfrank886]

😂

[@mikusoxlongius]

Agent FUPA

[@JohnnyRep-u4e]

5th Donut Brigade

[@razatlab100]

Maybe they're running late for work at the Pentagon 😂😂😂

[@LiberalTears-q4x]

Toilets need cleaned

[@Delta-b9z]

Usual suspects 🙄

[@1776-or-die]

@@TheSpaceCoupe57Chevy 😂this illegal immigrate spammed the Same comment on everyone that said it’s the usual suspects 😂

[@Delta-b9z]

@@TheSpaceCoupe57Chevy …and this 13% makes no attempt to hide their crimes!

[@Mal0Imperzia]

@@TheSpaceCoupe57Chevy hes telling the truth though.

[@heavymetallabrat]

​@@TheSpaceCoupe57Chevy says the keyboard warrior. Dude isnt saying anything we dont already know. If the black community stopped pretending to be abused victims and got its young men and women under control, this would be a different discussion. The explosion of black crime over the last decade has become worse with each passing year. Telling these kids theyre victims neither helps them nor is it true. We are defined by our actions and these 3 individuals are getting the honor of becoming a meme _and_ going to jail.

[@TheSpaceCoupe57Chevy]

@@heavymetallabrat nobody is reading your online EMO feelings 🧑🏼‍🦱BOY

[@tommycarroll259]

They be running just cause they missed the bus

[@Thunderbyrd.]

They were running to get job applications.

[@blanddan7893]

They were running because they were late for their advanced quantum physics exam at George Washington University 🧪🏃🏿

[@Klat2]

Failed culture

[@marksongbird7534]

Calling it a culture is a stretch.

[@brosisparty4194]

@@marksongbird7534😊

[@felipenunez2058]

This is American culture.

[@jameswilson313]

​@@marksongbird7534 Subculture.

[@thedatajanitor9537]

I call it the black plague.

[@williammurray1341]

Thanks for posting this. Not on any news outlets. All say arrested in Arlington but no video. Have a scoop here.

[@frankr7902]

The Usual Suspects

[@202AMERICA]

Guess they FLUNKED --- JACKING in DAH HOOD 101" ----- Welcome to WOKE-ING-TON DC !

[@Thunderbyrd.]

Afro-kins

[@Servergmr]

@@202AMERICA Wow, you all are so stupid.

[@Servergmr]

Well, when you're impoverished, you may resort to crimes.

[@Servergmr]

@@capcarter8468 Sometimes jobs either don't pay well, at least the ones you're lucky enough to get and you stay impoverished, especially when you spend most your money on rent and bills or maybe you can't easily get a job due to having a criminal record or being homeless or some other thing.

[@VegasVaron]

Some of those cops are so out of shape they can barely run. Maybe skip donut shop once in awhile.

[@Yern-p2i]

Lowering law enforcement hiring standards in the pursuit of diversity goals is ALWAYS a bad idea- just ask Tyre Nichols.

[@NomenClature-o8s]

VegasVaron Try chasing 18 year old kids while wearing boots, long pants, a 12 pound gun belt, radio, gun, ASP baton, mace, handcuffs all while wrapped in a Kevlar vest…in the summer.

[@mikusoxlongius]

@@NomenClature-o8s and a big beer belly

[@derrickctv1820]

U ain’t lying they need to make the cops do the physical exam test yearly.

[@Yern-p2i]

@derrickctv1820 Lowering law enforcement hiring standards in the pursuit of diversity goals is ALWAYS a bad idea- just ask Tyre Nichols.

[@davebrune4001]

Orc's running back to middle earth..lol.

[@michaelbuzby]

Weren't these the guys who robbed the Watch store in Pentagon City?

[@straydawg461]

I bet they were.

[@ssjwes572]

@@cicibo2596 Yeah

[@mclifer]

"Hay LaQuinta let's hide in this mall".

[@mikusoxlongius]

OK, Darontavius

[@decliningship4208]

Aight den

[@jamsya493]

Shiiieeeet aight my nga

[@angelitacancholamoreno4830]

"Yo why is our wanted level at 6 stars?"

[@Whoo_Boy]

They should be charged with state and federal crimes.

[@atomf9143]

They will be, since this involved a crime at a state level followed by a crime at a federal level.

[@harleydude-xo8pu]

Scholars of society doing scholarly things.

[@Servergmr]

Wow, you're such a scholar because you're a conservative.

[@L3GN5RW9]

@@Servergmr We're nazis, conservatives make excuses for black people just like liberals do

[@Clos93]

​@@Servergmrthat's a very compelling rebuttal.... 😂😂😂 Ad hominem attacks is a sign of someone who can't provide a counter-argument.

[@Servergmr]

@@Clos93 Well, no argument was made in the first place, so... They just stated stupid, racist, nonsense. There was certainly not a real or valid argument.

[@olivesama]

​@@Clos93One should start with a real argument if one wants to see counterarguments. You get as good as you give here.

[@cjnowhere6798]

The two women that waddel in @ the end! lmao......

[@mikusoxlongius]

2 agent FUPAs

[@vasiovasio]

​@@mikusoxlongiusbro I try to find who is she and the other girl with the black glasses, but even a clue... no names, no Insta, no Facebook... This is definitely the Event of the year and... ops wait the minutes if Trump for Some reason loss we can expect 100k people to siege the building in this video! 😂😂😂 Agent Fupa, if you read this, please tell us your IG or if you already out of the Secret Service make OF and start the Real Deal, we will support you financially! 😂😂😂 P.s. you can see her without the black glasses on one video from the hospital where she Protect the Perimeter! 😂😂😂 P.s.s. I will Burn in Hell because of these jokes of her pour soul! 😢😂😂

[@12vscience]

While the guys were holding the edges of the fatal funnel doorway, Agent Fupa decided to waltz right in the middle of it. Then the guys thought: Crap, we have to go in now to protect this tactical genius.

[@dfraz2131]

@ the end, lady cop runs right into would-be line of fire, then draws her weapon. #LackOfTraining

[@AxtionMag]

ZERO Situational Awareness. A liability to her fellow officers, her department and the public she “serves.”

[@Thunderbyrd.]

Quota hire.

[@dfraz2131]

@@AxtionMag Agreed

[@ICLAIMTHISNAME]

good eye. nice seeing her do the fat-jogging too

[@dfraz2131]

@@ICLAIMTHISNAME 😂Right. 🫡 to your @

[@HereForTheComments]

They're in the hands of Homeland Security now. It's Gitmo for them.

[@Devil3R]

They're Illegals. They're be voting soon.

[@dennythomas8887]

It's DC. They were given letters of apology and a $25 Subway gift card to make up for the police bothering them.

[@RogerSutton-pz8lf]

Are you kidding ? They're in DC, and they'll be out of jail before the police finish the paperwork.

[@brosisparty4194]

@@RogerSutton-pz8lfthat’s right!

[@knight838_]

​@@RogerSutton-pz8lf local to federal crime. There is no slap on the wrist for a federal felony.

[@frankm7707]

They thought it was a shopping mall

[@jamesway]

Plenty of time to rest in jail. In between making new lifelong friends 😂

[@CaptBlackCamaro]

Dudes saw the sign and thought it was a UFC fight..

[@1776-or-die]

😂the usual suspects not that smart these days 😂

[@just_another_brick_in_the_wall]

They never were.

[@jcbell-dh1bm]

Your right , the average IQ of the,has dropped 8 points over the past decade

[@jimmyconway8025]

They never were It's genetic!

[@1776-or-die]

@@jimmyconway8025 And they said segregation never worked 😂

[@michaelbailey5257]

@@1776-or-die Segregation doesn't work. Integration doesn't work. Education is pointless. Only BBC on snowbunnies entertainment work.

[@alwhisenant5309]

And the two DEI hires arrive last!

[@Mister-Reno]

This is why I decided not to vote for TRUMP because of his supporters discrimination views how can i ever join people that doesn't like us. Thanks ..this is why KAMALA HARRIS is going to win by a LANDSLIDE

[@truthseeker9454]

[@tompeterson5042]

lol. Arriving after the heavy lifting is done!

[@mg123rules]

Its the stereotypes,you can notice it on there running 😂

[@ImpulseScooterTeam]

Black at it again.

[@Odin33356]

It be like dat

[@TheSpaceCoupe57Chevy]

You guys use to hide under white hoods n sheets bow you hide behind screen names 🧑🏼‍🦱😿

[@emafrancisco1808]

​@TheSpaceCoupe57Chevy 😧😧

[@Odin33356]

Manless country

[@Odin33356]

My attackers underdeveloped brains have no visible veins .

[@UncleSam-bu9gz]

My dog is smarter.

[@HYL-c9z]

Or so you think.

[@jcbell-dh1bm]

​@@HYL-c9zdepends on how one measures, for a dog , his dog maybe very smart... For a human, these dudes.........Just Google average IQ in the US by demographics.. His dog smarter. 😮

[@LiberalTears-q4x]

Most dogs are

[@DavidS-ef4sh]

Bravo Mikes aren't known for their intelligence.

[@mr.originaloneniceguy]

Pentagon What's A Pentagon?

[@markthejohn]

A U.S department of defense HQ.

[@unter1103]

can't do math???? lolll

[@atomf9143]

Robot

[@rontheoracle]

What they are doing, is like live chickens walking into KFC.😅

[@DrXJ]

Man those guards look like it's their first time to actually run after bad guys 😂. They're too big..

[@phongdao6302]

Is this the same three that robbed and stole Rolexes at the Pentagon Mall?

[@just_another_brick_in_the_wall]

Were they unalived as terrorists...?

[@Servergmr]

Wel, they ain't.

[@dannydanumba]

You’re thinking of a plane. These guys hijacked a car

[@sayorancode]

you and me have the same IQ (-infinity) . and the same skin color (white)

[@JimiJohn-c3k]

Me going to Fort Zancudo for the first time:

[@Smarterthanyou-mthrfkr]

Chimpfest.

[@SkyCommander108]

Pentagon: Oh look 3 new recruits for basic training!!!

[@carlweston648]

They heard there was a job fair for Defense Department analysts.

[@BdCA687]

Bet i know what race they were 😂

[@Yern-p2i]

Yes.

[@sayorancode]

yes it is the people from the 41st annual woodbridge invite, that keep stepping over the fence like duh you aint faster than jv boys

[@Anti-terrorist3112]

Wakandan attack on the Pentagon 😂

[@TTOS69]

I'm surprised they let them continue along the walls for so long... What if they were terrorists with explosives?

[@KerbalJoe]

Bros got 5 stars IRL

[@mayhewfisher62]

My dad gave me a driving lesson in one of the Pentagon lots about 55 years ago. Even then a cop stopped us and said we would have to move on. Best part was I forgot my learner's permit so I think Dad got a ticket. lol. But no weapons were drawn. haha

[@supernova82]

A better option would be to go straight to the jail.

[@ChuckThree]

“Youths”

[@HoangHuynh-sq3zz]

The news would said three guys wear all in black.they may be white or Asian lol

[@sayorancode]

well i am from germany and my skincolor looks like i am from mexico, vietnam, russia, or china depending on how much light is in the room so maybe

[@StevenSeagalGenius]

Or they could be spray tanned orange like Donald Trump

[@ju-pa]

In their defense those young scholars don’t know what a pentagon is let alone what the Pentagon is.

[@stealth42blade]

Honestly, I was expecting the National Guard being deployed 😂

[@renterp]

Think how much faster they could have run if they weren't holding their pants up! Hahaha

[@rabidkangar00]

Look at how the little ninjas have to hold their pants up so they dont sag to their ankles as they run 😂

[@GeorgeSweet]

My favorite city is DC and I love looking over the water at the pentagon behind the Lincoln monument. Best city on earth imo.

[@StevenSeagalGenius]

What about Boston, Miami, Chicago

[@GeorgeSweet]

@StevenSeagalGenius the're fine places but different t vibes completely

[@revolutionhamburger]

Looking for a piece of some of that sweat DEI program the Pentagon has on offer.

[@bc1016]

These idiots thought it was the mall 😂

[@ayuse01]

I would be surprised if they even knew what a pentgon is.

[@StevenSeagalGenius]

If they did they’d be finding smarter ways to make money

[@ayuse01]

@ Well they surely will find out what rectangles and squares are, depending on the jail cell they get thrown in.

[@dylanhidalgo9132]

From the mind that brought you “C’mon we can lose the cops in the police station!”

[@telescopicS627]

"They'll never expect us to hide here!" Should've taken off their hoodies and acted casual like they work there.

[@jaysonpida5379]

HEY DAs....CHOOSE WHICH COURT SYSTEM CAN GIVE OUT THE HEAVIER SENTENCES AND ALLOW THEM TO PROSECUTE > SEND A MESSAGE.

[@RYNOCIRATOR_V5]

How to turn a car-jacking into a matter of national security lol

[@AxtionMag]

WOW!! It’s THEM Again! The Usual Suspects. 💯💩

[@Maciek-je9ow]

The runaways trying to pull up their trousers while running tells me everything I need to know

[@tohopes]

dem boys straight up tryna invade the Pentagon.

[@tl924]

Just some doctors out for a jog on their lunch break.

[@frankyeneews168]

Amazing clarity in the footage. Which of course was available in September 2001.

[@drsteiner12]

Imagine as a criminal running into one of the most guarded place on the planet where world's biggest super power maintains intelligence and military plans

[@drsteiner12]

"I dunno, they seemed to have just walked in." Bruh

[@GreenInvasion]

Wow!, the two spec ops rushing in from the left at the end are really overkill.

[@Yern-p2i]

I'm judging them by the content of their character... 😂

[@jamesmartin-lb6br]

Doing the community proud.

[@matthewschutt7409]

Gotta give the city people a break! It’s there first time

[@mikedawolf95]

Ditching your car in the pentagon parking is the complete opposite of ditching your car in an abandoned parking lot

[@billvickers1367]

Are the DEI duo near the end of the clip for real?

[@michaelford1124]

"who taught you pentagon?!.....i mean, octagon?"

[@MJofLakelandX]

What's a Pentagon?... I have not gotten that far into kindergarten geometry. Seems like a difficult shape. 🤔

[@jamesalles139]

this is not a drill

[@davidaviles8602]

I can hear him now “oh my gawd bruh why did you pull in to the got damn pentagram my neighbor, what the fuck my neighbor”

[@billybob42069]

1:17 💀☠ LOLOLOL

[@baileyroddog]

That made me laugh 😂😂🙏

[@dannydanumba]

Pure Speed

[@mrjacksonSEDC]

… the fact the both teams are winded off of that jog tho 😅😂🤣

[@CB-ke7eq]

This is like the beginning of a hilarious, if very short heist movie.

[@Starpopper800]

They thought they could escape into Pentagon Coty Mall so they followed the signs to The Pentagon!🤣

[@JW007100]

Pants on the ground…Pants on the ground…can’t get away with your pants on the ground.

[@blackfire3744]

Reminds me of a scene from Robocop 3 where a guy tries to rob a donught shop filled with cops. The guy at the register asks the criminal "So, what's it like being a rocket scientist?"

[@sandcrakes]

Imagine living in Washington and never heard of the Pentagon

[@Muichirotokito14144]

That’s how you get 5 stars

[@mogreen19]

When you try to run from the police and head for one of the most heavily guarded federal buildings ... this is just genius comedy.

[@BaugIir]

Its amazing to think humans can make rockets, cars, AI, all sorts of cook things, but can be like these people. Its amazing how some people are and others arent.

[@007mia7]

Just run to the county jail 💀

[@eastbaykidd8574]

And the "Special Kind of Stupid Award for 2024" goes to... 🤪

[@GustavoEBarriga]

The first one holding his pants while running will reveal you everything you need to know about the "suspects"

[@jamesdarnell1944]

Same ol’ future engineers and scientists

[@VagrantMediaDocs]

They thought the Pentagon was a Shopping Mall.

[@hotttt28]

Stupid is as stupid does!