Let's Compare Russia to Ukraine... 🇷🇺 🇺🇦

In this video, we compare Mother Russia to her smaller neighbor, Ukraine! Obviously, these two nations don’t have the best of relations (especially since the start of the “Special Military Operation”).
I hope you enjoyed the video! If so, please give me any ideas you want to see me make into videos in the future! 🇷🇺 🇺🇦
CHAPTERS:
0:00 - Intro!
0:08 - Basic Info!
1:18 - Geography!
2:53 - Poulation!
4:28 - Economy!
6:43 - Military!
9:08 - Random Crap!
VIDEO SOURCES:
Populations: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Land Area: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
GDP: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...)
GDP per Capita: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Casualties: www.nytimes.com/2023/08/18/us...
Russia Equipment Losses: www.eurasiantimes.com/stagger....
Sorry I could not find Ukraine's equipment losses :(
Imports: www.cia.gov/the-world-factboo...
Exports: www.cia.gov/the-world-factboo...
Military Ranks: www.businessinsider.com/ranke...
Military Equipment Comparison: www.statista.com/statistics/1...
Military Personnel: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Military Spending: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Ukraine Language Demographics: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languag....
Russia Language Demographics: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languag...
Unemployment Rate: www.imf.org/external/datamapp...

[@global.things]

Hey guys! I want to apologize if it feels like this video is biased because I made more jokes about Russia than I did Ukraine (I just think Russia is a very memeable country). I want to make it clear that I tried to keep this video as neutral as possible! Also, if you are wondering where I sourced my info, I have links in the description! I hope you enjoyed 🇷🇺 🇺🇦

[@maturatorstelar]

No problem, there are way more memes about Russia than Ukraine!

[@global.things]

@maturatorstelar Yes there are! 🇷🇺🤝🇺🇦

[@YanisYanisGeography]

Hi ​@@global.things

[@Eric0225]

Thanks!! I'm glad that you are addressing my concerns and clear things up! I might've come off as a bit pissed because i had the feeling that you were biased, you had some valid points and while i might not agree with all of them i do appreciate that you can take accountability!

[@newlineschannel]

@@global.things good video!

[@bananagang8069]

Vladdy Daddy wants to know this man‘s location

[@Front1x]

I agree, dear comrade

[@Itachi....506]

Lol​@@Front1x

[@Vladimirputingaming69]

​@@Front1x👋

[@VladimirPutin10]

@@Vladimirputingaming69what

[@Vladimirputingaming69]

@@VladimirPutin10 🙂 i have their ip

[@johnpaulcross424]

Wow what a non-controversial video! I’m sure the comments under this video will be civil and not combative at all!

[@mildlydispleased3221]

You've brought back comparing country sizes by how many United Kingdoms fit inside it! Very good.

[@goat.cheese_]

can you compare all the Balkans? That would be a very interesting non-war causing video.

[@cablecar3683]

Ah yes, the video would DEFINITELY not cause ANY wars in the comment section at all...

[@Hy7o525dUcv9t]

Compare the Caucasus that would be even worse

[@PakBallandSami]

“Yes, through all my tears I still will smile, Sing my songs though troubles round me loom… - Lesya Ukrainka

[@shadow_knight8007]

man i needed this

[@vxcaie]

Very educational video.

[@NeverGonnaGiveYouUp71]

Now compare China to Russia!

[@global.things]

Great idea! I might do this in a few months or next year!

[@user-ie3ks8cf4q]

​@@global.things Pls don't doit 💀 It's too dangerous for you💀 I don't wanna lose you

[@NeverGonnaGiveYouUp71]

@@user-ie3ks8cf4q Why?

[@fireschoolbus]

@@user-ie3ks8cf4qhow

[@unrealtony4659]

Hey can you compare Cambodia to Laos next?

[@derpythetroll16video8]

Laos was not a country until 1953. It was a part of the Khmer empire.

[@pandemonium1246]

The Hearts of Iron 4 music in the background hits hard.

[@global.things]

HAHA YESSIR 😎

[@AndreiFetta]

@@global.things YES BRO

[@user-hl7ds3er3d]

reminding me of ww2, can’t wait for the sequel videos😂

[@CascradeGaming]

@@global.things FR BRO

[@ifidifk2747]

you should do a comparison between china and japan next

[@osakaball69420]

i like how at the start of every category it plays the soviet union anthem and at the top a meme and at 6:43 its one that is russian

[@ireenafreen6117]

Still miss the "OOOO MA GAAWD" part in between categories If you agree then like my comment

[@user-vk7zv3he1m]

I disliked ❤️

[@user-ok8do4tq7x]

I agree He should bring it back

[@CHEESEGODYT_]

@@user-vk7zv3he1m The like button doesnt even do anything, there was no point in you doing that

[@fachrimahardika1656]

1:17 dawg actin like its all fine back there

[@AntonGermanReal]

im sure the comments on this video will be very civil! 😊

[@Eric0225]

"im sure the comments on this video will be very civil! 😊" - Ukroid flag yeahh

[@AntonGermanReal]

​@@Eric0225 Ukraine flag* There's no reason to throw around insults

[@goat.cheese_]

@@Eric0225 yeah so what if they have a Ukrainian flag they’re showing support hundreds of thousands of people half Palestinian flags I don’t see a difference (in the pfp not the wars)

[@Eric0225]

@@AntonGermanReal what is difference Ukroid and Ukraine?

[@AntonGermanReal]

@@Eric0225 "Ukroid" is a derogatory word, Ukraine is a country

[@Tiantopo]

Can you please compare italy and spain?❤

[@George_bin]

No Biden screaming MINNESOTA in the end :(

[@global.things]

DANG IT I FORGOR

[@AntonGermanReal]

MINNESODA

[@CascradeGaming]

S O D A

[@TheChickenofAviation]

Please do Uganda and Kenya

[@Lationkaraboja3645]

Wow thanks

[@Hayurigaming]

Please do Indonesia vs Australia

[@Stevenlamb2]

Nice

[@MrViniciusalberto]

what is the name of the songs in the video? Please

[@KrepplerSubscribeToKreppler]

Did Global Things get some of the background music form ‘ww2 with army sizes’?

[@global.things]

Yes he did! lol

[@Dynamic_Productions]

Always updated

[@Unkn0wn022]

We need San Marino vs. Vatican City (please i beg)

[@CristiGeography]

Now compare South Korea and North Korea!

[@Idkwahtmyname]

That would be cool

[@global.things]

Great idea! I was also considering Europe vs the United States

[@Supernasa19999.]

​@@global.things Malaysia vs Indonesia

[@J.stalin__1953]

You successfully summoned me by playing soviet anthem comrade🔥

[@NON155]

CAN I REQUEST [.A Video Idea How About.] WHAT IF ALL U.S STATES KEEP [.The Same State Flag By Flag History Form The Past ]

[@Pixel_Earth]

I’m pretty sure that this comment section will be very civil

[@VRAGDIANI]

6 dislikes came from Putin's KZbin accounts

[@Vladimirputingaming69]

I have 8 alt accounts

[@AntonGermanReal]

@@Vladimirputingaming69 and you subscribed to yourself on all 8 of them

[@CommercialAviation1]

can we compare Croatia to Serbia?

[@Animych_ZP]

2:00 Kray (Край) is translated as a "State"

[@Zooblox51]

I have not watched this channel in March. But I regret me past 9 months

[@Earthpersonfc]

bro that ron music was perfect

[@JustLarryed]

Comparison idea part 2 Tajikistan vs kygerstan. Turkmenistan vs Uzbekistan. Guatemala vs Honduras Spain vs Portugal. Spain vs Italy of comparison ideas and forgot saudi Arabia vs Yemen part 3 comparison ideas

[@scoutmehgaming17]

Hey man liked the video although there were few mistakes you made. 1. Vladimir isn't apart of United Russia he's considered a independent politician and he hasn't been the leader of the party since 2012 although he does mostly associate with the All-Russia People's Front which is a big tent of some of Russia's most popular parties including United Russia. 2. While you did mention claim unrecognized Russian claims over the 3 republics and the two oblasts you forgot Sevastopol while it is still on the Crimean peninsula it's still it's own separate entity,and also Russia still has some small control over Kharkiv and Mykolaiv Oblasts. 3. You forgot some cool landmarks Red Square,Peterhof Palace,Mayakovskaya metro station,Worker and Kolkhoz Woman and many more.

[@kalus2365]

Russia stopped having control over Nikolaev/Mykolaiv region once they pulled out of the part of the Kherson region located on the right bank of Dnipro river

[@ratty7673]

@@kalus2365they have the tiny exclave peninsula of Mykolaiv, it’s the very tip of west Kherson which is in Russian control

[@ryangosling239]

About the 2 they still didn't say it's theirs.

[@scoutmehgaming17]

@@ryangosling239 i do know they werent added to the annxation but still on russian control

[@AN-rz7bs]

8:17 That's the University where I study 😳

[@MuhammedAlamin-yi3vw]

thanks now what is your real name.

[@night_aviation]

4:11 Is it just me or do Russia and Tatarstan actually have similar shapes?

[@SmallPotato486]

Ah yes, my favourite type of geography facts, random crap

[@jeffman5428]

Oklahoma needs to be compared to Texas

[@JustLarryed]

He should make a video of all country of number of views

[@jprogaminggd]

I need this

[@gur_al]

0:43 thought he started to sing yakkos world 💀💀

[@NeverGonnaGiveYouUp71]

Same💀

[@andrin_577]

What music is this??????

[@Avrss_6371]

9:26 no, it’s actually Chanel named Kids Diana show and it has 100 mil, there are technically Ukrainians and they are from Ukraine but they live in USA

[@Bs_Duck1]

Hey can you compare uk to us pls ?

[@zuveresgames]

And Kasatchok/Kazotsky kick is a Ukraine dance also

[@dedster3164]

Естественно украинский И Россия вся раньше была Украиной и СССР её был и вообще всё её было, но подлые рус.. тфу, московиты как-то умудрились все забрать себе А если по факту - это народный танец России, Белоруссии и Украины, конец

[@JustLarryed]

Next Netherlands vs Belgium then Indonesia vs Philippines then Australia vs new Zealand

[@PoTruBu]

Let the political debate begin in the comments🔥🔥🔥

[@YasserGG.]

cool

[@Enh_Od_opi]

Upside down Mongolia looks like Switzerland

[@marcochu8401]

Please do compare Philippines to Malaysia

[@PolishInABag]

“Strong relationship with Germany” wonder how that “strong relationship” went

[@tallerfrodo1262]

wake up babe, new clout just dropped

[@LBS1422]

At 0:33, someone needs to translate this.

[@user-rg6oz5lr9w]

💩: i wont to eat you 🇺🇦: get out!

[@westerhow]

Russia: I'm going to eat you! Ukraine: Leave me alone! I'm Russian, hopefully that I typed it right.

[@xXLesterGamingXx]

​@@user-rg6oz5lr9w you cant even type correctly yet youre insulting a countries flag

[@nvs0k100]

​@@user-rg6oz5lr9wi think you mistakened russia's flag with ukraine's and gave ukraine 🇺🇦

[@ATHEIST977]

@@user-rg6oz5lr9w 🇺🇦🤡

[@CartersStudioReal]

Based channel 🔥

[@brawllis-]

I needed to scroll down by 15 comments to see political comment. Which was russian saying "love to Ukraine from Russia". I don't want to scroll further to see aggressive political comments

[@Ahmed_Yasser116]

Remember : NO politics in the comments.

[@global.things]

Lol it's okay, you guys can say whatever you want. Just don't be mean 😂

[@Noobprokermit]

there will be politics in the comments.

[@Supernasa19999.]

​@@Noobprokermitoh god

[@TankMasterGo]

You cant make a video about Ukraine/Russia without mentioning the politics and special military operation

[@Eric0225]

you can't make a video about Ukraine/Russia, not list any sources and then not expect any politics in the comment section lmao

[@tristantotaan1516]

Ah yes, Vladdy Daddy. Everyone’s favorite president.

[@strila_ua4990]

Better if u used another song like march UPA

[@xylem3072]

Global Things trying not to get asassinated by one of "Vlady Daddy's" spies

[@imjustred.]

Bro have almost W preview

[@ArmanTakamoli-nf9py]

Now do soviet union vs india and china

[@user-oo3sh7mc8i]

which arab sites you get your info about losses from?

[@OrgulhosoPortugal]

Non-Combatant sources from the EU

[@user-oo3sh7mc8i]

@@OrgulhosoPortugalDid someone ask you?

[@OrgulhosoPortugal]

@@user-oo3sh7mc8i Heh, just shows how much you care 😂 Your untrustworthy and easy to sway 😐

[@JustLarryed]

Or a have comparison ideas Syria va turkey. Azerbaijan vs armenia. Malaysia vs Myanmar. Austria vs Hungary. Romania vs Hungary. Nonduras vs el salvador and to be continued

[@goat.cheese_]

as a Ukrainian, these comments are definitely definitely interesting

[@BestboyPlays1]

I think the largest channel in Russia is Like Nastya (don’t know if I spelt it wrong). Correct me if I’m wrong. 9:25

[@LashaZarnadze]

Rise of nations theme song

[@mainaliman45]

Compare Nepal to Bhutan

[@renecro1007]

3:36 the way he spelled "Nizhny Novgorod" 💀

[@Remir_]

0:8 why u put USSR anthem over here?

[@BaconStopMotion]

bro just called Canada USA's hat 😭😭😭

[@Iamthatkdi]

I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂

[@Itz-Flowey]

i was in crimea in 2017 and there is not a single hint of occupation or Ukraine in general

[@Itz-Flowey]

such a beautiful place

[@Alexkiszl]

0:33 So, I Translated these! Russia: I'M GOING TO YOU WILL BE EATEN Ukraine: GET OFF!

[@global.things]

HAHA I used google translate for those 😂

[@Herati64]

Lol

[@ttermit]

It's not really я собираюсь тебя съесть. A better version would be Я тебя съем.

[@GAMINGYOSHI6]

here before viral

[@cyrely]

Casualties part is pure joke, also you didn’t mention 2 million people fled Russia and underrated amount of people left Ukraine significantly

[@valentinee500]

You think there are more casualties or less?

[@givikap120]

@@valentinee500 russia propaganda victims think that ukraine have 5x more casulties than russia despite being a defending side

[@Fusi_lier]

bro states his sources with wikipedia. US estimates the war to have 500k+ casulties with both sides added. so pretty much 250k casulties on both side. but it can easily be debated as russia has a 7 to 1 firepower over ukraine and russia can easily deploy a larger air force to ukraine and do more damage. since wikipedia is used it is confirmed with photo evidence that ukraine lost 334 aircrafts and russia 289 aircrafts

[@MuriThings]

Pls compare brazil to argentina

[@pinhead851]

“Tasty period” 💀

[@redunited518]

Pleaseeeee compare Portugal🇵🇹 vs Spain🇪🇸

[@pramodranade783]

2:06 There is only one country from Norway to USA

[@awabaziz7029]

8:51 is horror 💀

[@Rentedalien28]

Why are you saying that this war, in which my ukrainians brothers and sisters are literally being genocided, is called "special military operetion". It is not fucking funny, it can't be some kind of meme. On my opinion your sense of humor here isn't appropriate.

[@zachv]

He’s making fun of Russia, calling it that It’s called sarcasm

[@JustLarryed]

Global thing should compare Paraguay and their brother Uruguay

[@marym7104]

4,039th viewer of this video!

[@polyodontia7322]

Russia is also the largest country in Europe The border between Europe and Asia passes in the Urals, there is even a monument dedicated to this

[@grantharmon8403]

0:32 what do those say?

[@South_Host_3503]

I am still waiting for european flags tier list

[@7goods310]

wow

[@dascraazy]

4:13 bro forgot ingushetia and forgot about the buddist/chinese/mongolian federal subjects like kalmykia and tuva and byryatia and altai

[@gakurekichu]

hello from “other western country” 😃🤚8:50

[@ATHEIST977]

❤❤❤

[@MPolo10]

Bro did not use hoi4 music for this vid 💀💀💀

[@Donnie_ronnie]

Hey, why in the absolute Floridaman, budlite man is Pakistans shortened name...

[@iulianistor929]

4:59 Romania jumpscare!

[@iulianistor929]

Corection it was 8:49

[@AntonGermanReal]

scary

[@aguy2409]

The war already goes on for like 2 years and since Summer 2023 somehow nothing happened there. How isn't Vladdy Daddy bored🗿

[@Eric0225]

Because Vladdy Daddy can wait it out and Daddy Zelensky for sure can't 😂

[@ARGENTO945]

yes

[@NickTubeMemes]

Truly a Soyuz Nerushimyy Respublik Svobodnykh Moment.

[@juggernautx1779]

what if each continent became it's own country