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@adminjnine849910 ай бұрын
Guam doesn't need to win lottery he needs buffet.
@DeliberateConfusion9 ай бұрын
Warren Buffet in shambles
@UFCmindset7 ай бұрын
Let me not take ur money and let me earn it instead
@thegirllovesrice5 ай бұрын
Guam is also a name of an island, i was born there! I also know that some people wont care about it...😢
@adminjnine84995 ай бұрын
@@thegirllovesrice Ik cuz I'm from SEA and have played tons of war games.
@lawrencesumor84045 ай бұрын
Guam is a country-
@BuiHieuDong10 ай бұрын
Bro had that much money and the first ever thing he thought of was going to the buffet, real priority here.
@AnarexicSumo10 ай бұрын
Honestly. You’re bound to make rash decisions on an empty stomach and everyone has to eat.
@voidspirit1119 ай бұрын
Sounds normal for an older time when ppl were not hyper obssesed with profits/money and grind and working 24/7. Ppl have been brainwashed good in America😢
@zo.ilyouu9 ай бұрын
get off the internet oml
@MB-wj5us8 ай бұрын
@@voidspirit111ur making a joke into a life lesson bud…never go to a comedy show, u suck
If i had 50 grand, it will be gone at 3 weeks so its not worse
@ulimwengu55997 ай бұрын
no man,for me it will be gone under 2 weeks😅
@idabagusuasahisakamoto65577 ай бұрын
@@ulimwengu5599 what would you spend on with that much money that it just disappeard in 2 weeks
@eyefire9796 ай бұрын
Bro not me, my life would be completely different. I would never be broke again.
@real_Schrooten6 ай бұрын
all you need is one stupid investment. Gone in minutes
@felixfelix511510 ай бұрын
Guans mindset: wins 55,000 Dollars Should he A: invest B: pay taxes C: go to buffay and not paying taxes Honestly he sounds like a blast to be around
@draincatYT9 ай бұрын
It literally spells it for you in the video... buffet*
@uranusouji97039 ай бұрын
@@draincatYT yes, that's the joke
@draincatYT9 ай бұрын
@@uranusouji9703 nah doubt it. Wrote "guaN" too
@Baz.0078 ай бұрын
Paying tax first may have been a better. 😅
@hailbones6668 ай бұрын
*Guam, with an M like the island he’s from 🇬🇺
@GenesRapture9 ай бұрын
Why does Guam sound like Fluffy’s friend who always got himself in weirdest stuff? Comics and their besties, hilarious dawg
@hailbones6668 ай бұрын
Chamorro (Guam people) always get into the weirdest stuff. That’s just how we are
@examine21949 ай бұрын
Dawg, Buffet and the Gov. How he connects the three into a story is just genius.
@DanielDaAbadSukarno10 ай бұрын
Imagine he said "We going to IRS dawg!" He never gonna get any buffet !
@angellee93075 ай бұрын
He is so truthful, and that is why I like this child! 😅
@Kaminoextragalactic10 ай бұрын
And he was in fact, Warren Buffet
@roxiereed40619 ай бұрын
Guam's right about the government 💯💯
@James-tw5vy4 ай бұрын
Well they dont mess with rich people tho
@roxiereed40614 ай бұрын
@@James-tw5vy🤷♀️🤷♀️gotta change it
@usaearthling7 ай бұрын
Jimmy O is a great comedian. Always has a great story t tell and keeps you laughing. 👍😁
@YYT-f1sh3 ай бұрын
See that’s how they f you got me😂😂😂
@Stahe10 ай бұрын
Real friends wouldn't have watched him go down like that.
@mahshshsrklingfa70319 ай бұрын
Me personally would close my eyes
@blazinjedi20088 ай бұрын
Real friends would absolutely watch you go down like that. The realest friends are gonna be there when you hit that bottom and help you bounce back.
@didybopintitys8 ай бұрын
Well good thing it’s probably just for the sake of comedy mixed in with little truths, doubt dude actually won that kinda money was just a good way to bring it back around to a previous joke lol. Tho I will say while I agree with the sentiment of the guy above me, still people who actually care about you should try to prevent you from doing something so dumb THEN when you ultimately fuck it up are still there for you haha.
@travisbickle19518 ай бұрын
Bullshit, they would have rode the crazy buffet train with him til it went off the rails. At least they didn't murder him like blacks in the hood when a relative wins the lotto because they want to inherit the money.
@SearchIndex5 ай бұрын
…at this point in life I’m like Willy Wonka saying “No stop don’t” knowing full well they wouldn’t listen anyway and it’s gonna be bad and they are gonna wanna cry about it and have me pay for it later Cept I’m not gonna anymore 😂
@hanajak10 ай бұрын
Guam was not wrong once in this entire scenario 🤣
@bombkangaroo9 ай бұрын
This. That's a 40% tax, nobody should be charged that much on anything.
@sereypanhanuth57889 ай бұрын
@@bombkangarooi mean its lottery money. Id rather pay the government than give that to some lucky idiot.
@legion9998 ай бұрын
@@sereypanhanuth5788 You're not wrong
@bombkangaroo7 ай бұрын
@@sereypanhanuth5788 Why would you want to give the government money? All they do is steal from you as it is.
@liu.calazans10 ай бұрын
I need to see Guam. Guam has Instagram? 😂
@hafadaze90466 ай бұрын
It’s an island
@lukesmith935810 ай бұрын
Honestly, certain buffets are dope.
@smokajoy861710 ай бұрын
See that how the Government F u, Dawg 🤣🔥🤣 💯💯💯 😂No doubt 😂
@Chris-kb4dzАй бұрын
I want to see Guam's.. let's Make a deal program.. and watch him negotiate and win 😂😂
@sshiiaa7 ай бұрын
captions: “BUCCA DE PEPPA”
@annieharris29656 ай бұрын
Guam has priorities and I agree with him.
@fakerusa4 ай бұрын
The Gov. do this to us every day! 😅😂
@darkseided85210 ай бұрын
He's not wrong.
@darkseided85210 ай бұрын
Like imagine if you sold people raffle tickets, then you went to the winner and were like I know I sold you this ticket and made a bucket but I'm gonna need 40% back from what you made at the end of the year. Welcome to the lotto.
@AnarexicSumo10 ай бұрын
Not quite. Federal govt is the extreme majority of income based taxes in all 50 states including lottery winnings. There is no Federal lottery. It’s more like your friend gives you a bucket and then you’re not magically exempt from the IRS just because your income wasn’t earned in a traditional way.
@jcavila50694 ай бұрын
My bestfriends mindset 😅😅 inside her brain only food 🍱 😂😂😂😂😂
@kingjamestres8 ай бұрын
If you get a tax bill of 20 grand after you made 50,000. Either you got the wrong mail or you made more than 50 grand that year.
@jes64278 ай бұрын
Winnings are taxed between 35-45% depending on your state, similar to commisions
@UTeewb7 ай бұрын
@@jes6427 There is no special commission or winnings tax rate . It would be taxed at your marginal tax rate . This amount could be 40% depending on your tax bracket and if your state also has income taxes .
@Frstypwngaming9 ай бұрын
Guam the real MVP 😂
@Handlesadi516 күн бұрын
Why cant i get mad around yall😂😂😂
@HockeyMan10010 ай бұрын
Legend
@RobertHutchinson-rl2qcАй бұрын
When you win think of food and weightlifting 😂
@ryanbell65376 ай бұрын
He's........... he's absolutely right.
@Emppu_T.10 ай бұрын
isn't it crazy how the government has to involve itself in everything dawg
@AnarexicSumo10 ай бұрын
I mean, in the case of the lottery it’s the government giving you money. The other government which doesn’t operate any lotteries and tried (unsuccessfully) to ban the practice nationwide just doesn’t stop taxing your income.
@boibudgetmeal10 ай бұрын
government taxes your every little move.
@sindri14479 ай бұрын
@@AnarexicSumo ... the US government funds the lottery? Why in the world would they do that?
@eMegMBea8 ай бұрын
@@sindri1447they don't. AnarexicSumo is confused about what's going on..
@eMegMBea8 ай бұрын
@@AnarexicSumonot sure where you live, but the US government does not fund our lottery. That money all comes from ticket sales. It's bullshit that the government steps in and takes a percentage of your winnings 🤬
@banjoe77279 ай бұрын
I love how we can hear every syllable, but because the second half of the u is muted, it's censored.
@Wolfsbane90910 ай бұрын
instead of disney land it's the buffet!
@kandyburress12995 ай бұрын
Aw, man. I miss Buca di Beppo! Soooo goooood!
@moneymikz5 ай бұрын
40% to the government?? What a shake down…😊
@anaisanais46263 ай бұрын
I'm rooting for Guam
@wasntmeXYZ6 ай бұрын
Some people are their own worst enemy.
@Hotnkold9 ай бұрын
Buca de bipo has a fancier name than the actual establishment
@tzviru9 ай бұрын
the US is really backwater in some aspects, taking Taxes from the company is way simpler than forcing some regular shmuck to know the law and then engage in the correct bureaucracy to pay the right taxes
@marshaowen69883 ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy ❤❤❤
@KingChibbi8 ай бұрын
People will say "bad management skills", please. 80% of americans will blast 50k trough a few weeks as well
@VantiansFire7 ай бұрын
No doubt, 1month max
@sharonlyork141810 ай бұрын
I miss Buca di Beppo. 😊
@Oh.shespretty8 ай бұрын
This is the saddest FACT about America 😢 From the beginning of the joke to the very end. This joke went past a lot of peoples heads on so many different levels.
@k7l3rworkman979 ай бұрын
Owing money on money you’ve won just sounds like bullshit and shouldn’t be a thing.
@carlosi7026Ай бұрын
Everyone here wants to take Guam and Jimmy to the buffet dog!!
@gwendlyn318 ай бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂too funny!!
@victoriagrayson50829 ай бұрын
*T.V. *LowBallJiim
@moneymikz5 ай бұрын
40% to the government?? That’s a bad deal…
@file13whereareyou5 ай бұрын
Guam knows the govt well
@nicholasgood4709 ай бұрын
Joker - that's slang in London for funny
@anitarodriguez72979 ай бұрын
😅😅😂
@yuouyang420710 ай бұрын
Where is the full version of this
@msroberts569710 ай бұрын
Netflix 😊
@yuouyang420710 ай бұрын
@@msroberts5697 I think I have seen it here
@Ree_DV910 ай бұрын
😂👏🏾
@Mila-lu4mb9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@AggressiveSpaghetti2 ай бұрын
Imagine paying taxes for just existing basically, IRS is a joke
@krinja9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alejandromendoza42609 ай бұрын
😂😂
@VicDryson9 ай бұрын
I love buffets🎉
@nelly_lu5 ай бұрын
Tax the rich, man.
@milkaakam3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@justinmathis77077 ай бұрын
Must be that Las Vegas buffet
@LuuTheVu9 ай бұрын
I need buffets
@JilliamGrignon9 ай бұрын
😂 😈💯
@Chris-kb4dzАй бұрын
If you win the lottery take care of the people that take care of you first priority
@Oogadoog8 ай бұрын
Whatever hello fresh.
@guerad17852 күн бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😅😅😊
@nicholase28687 ай бұрын
Every time you get money the IRS rolls in to ruin the good vibes.
@h20god1179 ай бұрын
I'd buy 300 lottery tickets
@tomtom97928 ай бұрын
💯
@aliceslab8 ай бұрын
that means he spent 16,666.666667 each month omg lol i would have went back to college with that money. this system is so messed up
@ogson.36357 ай бұрын
You should join the America’s got talent
@christopheristuris21063 ай бұрын
Buco de peppo😂😂
@missviolet30793 ай бұрын
😂😂😂👌
@timbahr17929 ай бұрын
Actually that’s not how that shit works at all. Before your friend ever saw that money it would have already legally been taxed
@Xantosdude9 ай бұрын
Usually not. Most winnings aren't withheld.
@khumokotane85728 ай бұрын
Where can I get that kind of jacket and what is it called?
@esther-js9lq6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
@tiffanijuns25185 ай бұрын
Where I can watching for the full video?
@michaelmontano42806 ай бұрын
I've never heard of that restaurant before.
@SearchIndex5 ай бұрын
It’s a spaghetti buffet chain …big boys and employers who want to take a crew out tend to know about it
@terabacon41867 ай бұрын
No no no, you don’t owe 20k you only get 20K. 40% goes to taxes.!
@terabacon41867 ай бұрын
I know this cuz I won a scholarship working my ass off in collage and owed the government money.
@TOMINTOM-si8hd7 ай бұрын
Yup guam
@alyciawang28925 ай бұрын
😊😊😊😊
@jeffreyinkorea61909 ай бұрын
So many people are bad with money and lose it then they play the victim
@KathyHussey0636 ай бұрын
every year that 20,000 is nit paid, they add about 6,000.00 fines and penalties and then also interest that's constantly compounded so another 4 or5,000 a year because the iRS charges insane interest rates that you can not make if you put that money in any bank so it will go up to 29,000 in one year late, 38,000 2 years, $47,000.00in 3 years. on a 20,000 dbt.....
@brentdoyle75817 ай бұрын
Anyone else hear bill burr
@big_tuna87 ай бұрын
buca di bepo or however you spell it is a great place bro, great food
@silvandiepen22357 ай бұрын
He’s not wrong..
@King_Hippo_697 ай бұрын
Thanks Obama
@Canal-jk3vm9 ай бұрын
欧阳是中国名字的一个姓,I mean your family name should be oyang,not O Yang.And i don't understand. When you get that money. That`s must be after the tax. If you win a lottery The government must get the money before you. Of course, Chinese rule.
@YoDom8 ай бұрын
Who's Guam?
@justinmathis77077 ай бұрын
He had that money for three months and the irs said nothing?
@hailbones6668 ай бұрын
Guam is a true blue Chamorro 🇬🇺
@hafadaze90466 ай бұрын
Naw Man U guys are chaud 😂
@Rickieruck23 күн бұрын
We get fk everyday by government tax everything'
@lostdaze1145Ай бұрын
Seriously,,,
@jama2118 ай бұрын
This is sad, no one gave him financial advice? Even his friends?
@dalton6173Ай бұрын
Or that's how poor people fuck themselves over whenever they win a bunch of money because well they don't account for hidden cost like if you buy a car now that's super expensive then it's going to be more expensive later on to make repairs and to do upkeep... If you buy a big home you need to pay someone to take care of the home in different ways because you don't have enough time to take care of it and do other things to make money. The cost of utilities for that home will be higher than a smaller home. Oh and when you get a massive amount of money you have to pay taxes because you know you benefit from basic things that are covered by taxes like roads sidewalks public electrical grid public water system and many many more things. So you don't like paying taxes fine don't pay them but you know move somewhere that doesn't have anything that's paid for by taxes...
@user-lz3xs4xy3f6 ай бұрын
Ha
@kclehk84419 ай бұрын
Your appearance is really too Koreal
@ec9549 ай бұрын
If I win $50k, you know what I'm doing? I'm buying Tesla and bitcoin. Delay gratification, be rich later.
@VanTran-yp5ek8 ай бұрын
why the fuck goverment charge you 40% of your luck.?
@S.Gamedev-zc2wp9 ай бұрын
Ah, yes, blame awful financial management skills on the government
@karatecanine9 ай бұрын
Taxes on winnings? What sort of 3rd world bs is that?