I'm mature enough to admit when I'm mistaken, I assumed it'd only be Aoife that could pull off dungarees, but I was wrong. So very wrong.
@andyrushent2515 жыл бұрын
I see Farm Dad has become reality!
@zanite86505 жыл бұрын
There's a great ploughing joke I can't quite form.
@mistformsquirrel5 жыл бұрын
@@zanite8650 All I can think of is "I've got a brand new combine harvester..." and... well. Yeah I'm trying not to go down that path.
@mattball86225 жыл бұрын
I'm only thirty seconds onto this video and I can already tell this is going to be incredible. Eurogamer, come for the games, stay for the singing and puns.
@Rosmarus_Odobenus5 жыл бұрын
27:30 Pratchett-reference. I love whoever made this game.
@Godram5 жыл бұрын
Never thought i would see Johnny in overalls.
@PeterOverbury5 жыл бұрын
he looks like farmer dad...
@PeterOverbury5 жыл бұрын
OMG are they doing IRL star dew! :-P
@Godram5 жыл бұрын
@@PeterOverbury Farm dad indeed.
@BadIdeaGenerator5 жыл бұрын
Johnny should post that fit to r/streetwear, he's stylin'
@danciddor72765 жыл бұрын
I never thought a slice of bread could be responsible for destroying my fragile belongings, after watching this, I shall be more suspicious of random slices of bread around my home 🤨
@jetsetradio015 жыл бұрын
You thought you were hot, But you're not, You are bread, bread, bread
@HCBYRD5 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity indeed.
@englanda68875 жыл бұрын
The core strength of that bread is amazing. It must have... buns of steel 🤭 Took me far too long to think of that pun
@izzyspace56115 жыл бұрын
All this bread becoming toast reminds me that we need Chiodinis kitchen back.
@thecastawaydc5 жыл бұрын
The words of Dan Forden come to mind... ...TOASTY!
@nightcatarts5 жыл бұрын
17:41 I'm sorry but I simply have to do this: It's goin' brown.. Our bread is toastin' You better spread.. it all in jam.. Let's turn a meal.. you can't remember.. Into some toast.. you won't forget. Wooooo.. wooowoo-oo-oo-oo..
@bw27075 жыл бұрын
I think the loaf should get shorter as you use more tries, and the old bread should remain where it lost its edibility
@benford17264 жыл бұрын
This game is basically Shadow of the Colossus but with (in my opinion) a more likable protagonist.
@UnsafeTuna5 жыл бұрын
What Johnny is wearing proves to me that he is indeed... A hipster
@bytex6665 жыл бұрын
JOHNNY THE INFUSER...sounds like a Dark Souls boss.
@jefferycrouse46525 жыл бұрын
Hit him with an element and he becomes immune to it. His only weakness? Gravity
@joeparisi8435 жыл бұрын
Nothing bourgeois about having groceries delivered, Johnny! I do it every week because I currently don't have a car and it's just too expensive to use Uber for food shopping.
@Eight-Bit-Kit5 жыл бұрын
Your slice of bread hasn't been taking anything, Johnny. Its just Mighty White and that's what it does.
@brocksisson71285 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I wanted this until I saw that this was happening, oh my this is going to be so good.
@craigb23435 жыл бұрын
Loving the Arrested Development references.
@Coryanderwolf5 жыл бұрын
OMG! The puns match perfectly with the title screen music!
@Philadoxical5 жыл бұрын
Johnny's little face when he fell in the bin, genuinely gutted. I feel so sorry for you man but you brought it back!
@FarbrorBaku5 жыл бұрын
Why is johnny dressed like a farmer npc from the witcher?
@neohamilton5515 жыл бұрын
Monstrous regiment is a Terry pratchett book, if I remember rightly
@scottsanerd5 жыл бұрын
As is Hat Full of Sky
@psyndor12435 жыл бұрын
Oh Johnny Johnny, those were 5 1/4 disk drives, not 3 1/2. Such a youngster you are.
@VidBrowser325 жыл бұрын
Nah, the design was clearly 3 1/2. You can see the outline for where the labels would be placed, and the metal slide at the top is the main giveaway.
@psyndor12435 жыл бұрын
Ahh, but the drives in the computer were 5 1/4 as they have levers at the front for removing the disks. 3 1/2 drives use buttons at the side to eject the disks. I have quite a few of both types here at home (dating myself, I also used 8 inch disks for firmware development years ago).
@ZONEACE5 жыл бұрын
And now more of Johnny's Adventures with Gravity
@jamescottam96225 жыл бұрын
28:28 Wait, doesn't this make it a breadbin? LOOPHOLE!
@MT-xu4cn5 жыл бұрын
Came for the bread, stayed for the singing
@kennystoneman25845 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, I was being bread," should be Johnny's new blanket apology/excuse for everything.
@positiveoj63215 жыл бұрын
I love how the decision is made to start talking about delicious ways to eat bread while looking at a dirt-infested, leavened slice of two-toned ant food. Yummy!
@VidBrowser325 жыл бұрын
Another bread pun: "The Silence of the Lembas".
@theDegausser5 жыл бұрын
As Homer Simpson once said, “DOUGH!”
@carpathianpsychonaut5 жыл бұрын
That reference when trying to nestle between the hair straighteners. Late To The Party classic.
@matwetton5 жыл бұрын
Monstrous Breadgiment is a pun on Terry pratchetts monstrous Regiment. Great book.
@stuartbadminton5 жыл бұрын
Johnny should wear those dungarees with that yellow beanie hat that he found on the floor.
@bowmanc.74395 жыл бұрын
The story wasn’t that deep. It was just a guy being driven crazy when he realised the bread will toast itself no matter where he hides it.
@spunoffsee5 жыл бұрын
30:00 Great power KNEADS great responsibility...
@Ninasanz835 жыл бұрын
12 mins in and I got so stressed when Johnny was passing the sink! Ok I’m getting this game.
@sarataylor60275 жыл бұрын
Aoife, that jumper! 😍
@boomxhakalaca36605 жыл бұрын
Gives a whole new meaning to "Let's get this bread" eh?
@joelmcclendon75135 жыл бұрын
Antifreeze is supposed to be sweet so it’s deliciousness may be much higher than its deadly edibility.
@nightcatarts5 жыл бұрын
That'll be the propylene glycol (or glycerine less often), which is fine to drink unless you're allergic. It's the other crap in antifreeze that makes it a bad idea, such as ethylene glycol, but I've found that to be less common because of its toxicity & environmental damage.
@H3mmingway5 жыл бұрын
Those jokes at the beginning left me in pain
@nightcatarts5 жыл бұрын
Subtle. I like it.
@sarelbezuidenhout43485 жыл бұрын
Monstrous Regiment is an excellent Terry Pratchett book... Part of Discworld, but can be read as a standalone book... I love that world, give it a go if you like a little bit of satirical comedy fantasy.
@nightcatarts5 жыл бұрын
White bread, wi' nowt fartin' about! Another excellent episode of Bake To The Panettone. Did you know there's a kind of bread called a Johnnycake?
@tadhgryan93985 жыл бұрын
Can we get one final joke edition of Chiodini's Kitchen where Johnny just makes toast?
@rezzyhills3dk2 жыл бұрын
44:40 is when the intro starts, 45:00 is when the true music starts lol
@scalliano5 жыл бұрын
Oh my Gods, the bread puns ... please, more gameplay, less waffle.
@theDegausser5 жыл бұрын
Since you two don’t like bread toasted on the stove in a pan, how do you feel about grilled cheese on the stove? I think it’s the best thing since sliced bread(no pun intended honestly) especially with a slice or two of some really good sharp cheddar (or Havarti, if you’re feeling daring) and a slice or two of Swiss. Thoughts?
@theDegausser5 жыл бұрын
Especially on a good rye bread... is that controversial? I hope so... XD
@PeterOverbury5 жыл бұрын
"fuckin bread" sums up this games joy
@michaelthomas61085 жыл бұрын
What about "The crepes of wrath"?
@iandoddsblah5 жыл бұрын
I love that every comment is about THOSE dungarees
@NicoFitz5 жыл бұрын
The bread puns are strong with this one
@arndnaj5 жыл бұрын
I'm with Johnny, I put a thick layer of PB on my toast.
@auroralane88395 жыл бұрын
Those fish bones bother me for the whole video. Ngghn!!
@eddiemccarroll3405 жыл бұрын
Oor wullie called Johnny. He wants his clobber back.
@jvwriter90285 жыл бұрын
Catcher in the rye would be ten times more interesting if it was actually about a piece of bread.
@larsulrik75685 жыл бұрын
Tell me about the toasters again George
@michellemarty75105 жыл бұрын
"Your poor wife" My thoughts exactly Aoife
@danielepson62195 жыл бұрын
Johnny looks like he’s been out harvesting the wheat himself
@bleees16375 жыл бұрын
Did not expect an Ichi the Killer reference!
@SAHanson5 жыл бұрын
So tiger bread is highly variable. You want a nice crunchy and peppery tiger bread cut in thick slabs. If you want a sandwich bread you don't want a tiger. It was a thing in Belgium way before it was a thing in the UK and it never was a loaf but a lovely roll which was absolutely perfect for it. But yeah, Sainsbury's tiger bread I'll be all over but Waitrose is just kinda limp and meh (and I realise how middle-class that sentence just made me sound). Essentially you should be more choosy over your tiger and not tar the whole bread genre with the same olive oil brush.
@JenWritesSome5 жыл бұрын
Before I start I just want to ask: why is Johnny dressed as Corduroy Bear?
@alphamike875 жыл бұрын
Johnny as stunt bread would make lots of dough lol
@liffty39895 жыл бұрын
Pls bring back chiodini kitchen :(
@michaelthomas61085 жыл бұрын
Nice Takashi Miike pun.
@kpb71235 жыл бұрын
Johnny, you really aren't 'gluten' anywhere, you know?
@PeterOverbury5 жыл бұрын
Farmer Dad Going strong Johnny
@RegGuyRyan5 жыл бұрын
Spider-Bread strikes again
@AngelBeatYunara5 жыл бұрын
Bread Dad!
@bleees16375 жыл бұрын
Tiger bread? You mean Giraffe bread, surely!
@Gamehen95 жыл бұрын
I had to go make toast after watching this.
@alphamike875 жыл бұрын
Johnny has got plastered lol
@TheOneTheyCallJack5 жыл бұрын
LET’S 👏 TOAST 👏 THIS 👏 JOHNNY 👏
@nicholascross35575 жыл бұрын
I am bread? Crumbs...
@21RedRabbit5 жыл бұрын
"Seeded loaf" teehee. But seriously go see a doctor if its that color!
@nickbueno96783 жыл бұрын
How does Johnny look 4 and 40 at the same time?
@NecRomant1c5 жыл бұрын
19:03 Me: Soylent Green, anybody?
@Josh_Woodford5 жыл бұрын
Eugenics joke got a lol
@robmcryan5 жыл бұрын
Johnny is beautiful, even in dungarees. 😲
@Munee195 жыл бұрын
oh no.. how'd you get in the bin??
@OdinsBeard135 жыл бұрын
Boddingtons is not wank sir! 😂
@JimmiHoevring5 жыл бұрын
I was kinda missing the outro jingle :(
@nightcatarts5 жыл бұрын
Crumbs!
@speedy316uk5 жыл бұрын
Not a fan of the overalls personally making Ian's jorts problem seem fashionable by comparison
@mrhanky97195 жыл бұрын
Further proof that beards and tattoos don’t automatically make you cool
@m_1lo_1775 жыл бұрын
Fallout Friday is gone?
@nightcatarts5 жыл бұрын
For about 3 years now..
@kaizoaudio17985 жыл бұрын
What in the world are those coveralls?
@eurogamer5 жыл бұрын
Extremely comfortable, that's what
@fredslipknot95 жыл бұрын
Why is Johnny dressed as a sack of potatoes?
@cmf45235 жыл бұрын
Johnny! You feel in the bin! Is that where you found your outfit?