Let's Play Kingdom Come Deliverance: At Your Service My Lady Pt 1 (WEDDING PLANNING FOR STEPHANIE)

[@andymcp4752]

"Youre gonna get a nail in your foot" "You might break your leg" "wheres the horse!? Wheres the horse!??" Worried mother simulator 2018

[@timothymclean]

Lady Stephanie won't be happy that you rode her new horse all around the countryside. Those things lose 10% of their value when you ride them off the field and every hundred miles after that.

[@domlocke3845]

Just have the horse run backwards for a while until the mileage comes off the odometer. She'll never know.

[@DiZtheJedi]

^THIS!

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

Dom Locke lol, that reference

[@domlocke3845]

James Stark *Chicka-Chicka*

[@Sinnbad21]

Dom Locke you are a fucking clever and witty badass

[@CaitlinRC]

*Opens the video*, *dies of dysentery*

[@aliasunknown4879]

Is confused by comment, realises that the confusion is a symptom of dysentery and immediately dies.

[@WildfireMagni]

* Understands the comment, laughs so hard that all internal organs rupture due to dysentery and immediately dies.

[@harironaldo07]

Reads this comment, *dies of dysentery

[@cowboycurtis2229]

*contracts dysentery from reading this comment, dies of dance mania

[@hazemalagha]

Reads the funny coment . Misspells comment gets confused as i am a grammar nazi . realises that confusion is a sign of dysentery *Dies of dysentery*

[@McDDcM]

To be fair, that was a much better riddle than any given by The Riddler in the Arkam games. And you didn't have to do any out of place tank missions. Medieval Riddler is much better.

[@boomxhakalaca3660]

Andy: How will you deal with bandits without a sword?? Mike: I'll just stealth... wait no... I'll seduce them

[@redvalkyrie84]

Mike the bard

[@thecastawaydc]

Possible Xmax challenge from later in the game. Nude Prior punching! Similar to the nude Jarl punching, except it's historically accurate!!! You must punch the Prior in Sasau Monastery then escape the monastery before you're caught, using only lockpicks! No keys allowed!!!

[@fantasyconnect]

Unlock the doors first?

[@Videosaurus_Wrex]

Of course Andy is hungry, he's missed lunch every day since Show of the Week started

[@mattd3224]

“I’m trapped outside the village!” The guy who made that fence is happy in his historically accurate grave.

[@ebony1442]

Apparently the Wizard Binbag also tells riddles in Medieval Bohemia....

[@LilyMilos]

ebony1442 I thought I heard a sudden clap of thunder!

[@ashfreywar9862]

Eh, then the riddle teller would hate Andy a lot more

[@savvysnake7711]

Outside Xbox planning a wedding with Mike at controls. What could possibly go wrong...

[@lanceperchance]

Starts with 'E' and rhymes with 'rexplosion'?

[@mortenu.5606]

Two minutes in we see the bloody body of the bride

[@TowkayCC]

Red wedding 2.0

[@hemmingwayfan]

The Lannisters send their regards...

[@Ganesha6661]

It will be a blast

[@Lordpooz09]

If it was a surprise to anyone that Mike's attempt at stealth was unsuccessful they are obviously new to this channel.

[@connordillivan452]

I feel like every description of this game is going to be preceded by “historically accurate”

[@StealthyPanda17]

I feel sorry for Sophie. After the wedding, she'll be on her ROAN!

[@hemmingwayfan]

"How would guys like to help organize a wedding?"

[@GhengisJohn]

How did Rob from playstation Access get into this game and why is he telling me riddles? "It's happened to all of us, hasn't it. You're playing a game and then suddenly you're in medieval times, telling people riddles for cold hard cash."

[@jameswest6232]

I'm going into this wondering if Mike is going to find some medieval way of making a giant explosion.

[@timothymclean]

Try sticking a bunch of manure under an inn.

[@SgtLoth]

well in this video there was an Alchemist bench so mayybee...

[@laura121684]

If there is a way, I'm sure Mike will be the one to find it.

[@warandpoetry9542]

Yeah, magic is cool but have you tried *dysentery?*

[@maxlittlewood]

This game ain't got nothing on Luke's Kingdom Come Survival Simulation

[@JKM395]

People are totally cool with you eating out of a common cook-pot like that, btw.

[@Geeseph]

My favorite part of oxbox lets plays is Andy’s sarcastic asides when the game isn’t Red Dead 2

[@bigfudge2031]

Jane refers to a ring as our precious, she is living up to her true self

[@gidgetboggs1656]

"Historically Accurate Horse Butts" sounds like the OxBox coachella band.

[@charlie_lock]

I saw 'Kingdom' in the thumbnail and for a split second I thought Ellen had tied you guys to chairs and forced you to play Kingdoms of Amalur

[@jefferycrouse4652]

Charlie Lock Truly the greatest of horrors

[@musicf3b]

Plan a historically accurate Red Wedding

[@jon-michaelharris5840]

New drinking game- Take a drinking every time OxBox says, “historically accurate.”

[@DiZtheJedi]

"She even talked to me once!" Wow, that's like high school level loserdom right there.

[@JB-xl2jc]

Fella didn’t quite seem all there.

[@SeaxanCyning]

To be fair, most nobility during this time wouldn't directly deal with peasantry, they'd usually send a servant to collect what they needed.

[@InternetTrafficCop]

Paper plates for the wedding? Jane is an absolute keeper

[@edwardnigma9756]

Funnily enough I managed to do the complete opposite. I came fully armed and armoured, but since it was night time when I arrived, they were all sleeping. So I choked one of the men out, and the others ran away. Although one did come back but since he didn't draw his weapon we got into a fist fight that I won. The Andy option would have been to pickpocket the man with the keys whilst he slept, and then open the chest and steal it's contents.

[@nickjeffery536]

I was disappointed that the historically accurate (Delo-)roan horse wasn't used to perform historically accurate doughnuts...

[@nickjeffery536]

Or have I just been watching too many of your heist videos???

[@arokh72]

If it's a "(Delo-)roan" as you suggest, why not ride it at 88MPH, go the future, get a gun, and then shoot the bandits. Surely Henry could fashion a Flax Capacitor.

[@Paldasan]

"Do you need to feed the horse?" "Neigh."

[@cardridj]

Not very historically accurate, the riddler managed to give them an Ellening 500 years before it was invented...

[@DevilboyScooby]

"He looks like Jan van Eyck" is possibly the most high brow reference I've ever heard on KZbin.

[@theunreadcomment9834]

Mike: "lets stick on this path for a bit" **immediately leaves the path**

[@thenakknows1660]

I'm actually liking this game the more I see gameplay. It's an acquired taste yes, but I feel a sense of wonder, even though I'm watching

[@ClaireAgincourt]

I'm sorry, I've been hearing constantly that this is supposed to be super realistic and historically accurate but resting 6 hours recovers a traumatic head bludgeoning? That's straight up final fantasy stuff right there.

[@lanceperchance]

Andy the history expert knows more about Jane's family history than she does. Wonder what kind of juicy tidbits he has on the other members.

[@mortenu.5606]

According to Andy - Ellen descends from a long line of Garden gnomes

[@shotgunshells2]

And I heard the Westaway clan is part giraffe.

[@jjtomecek1623]

Can't wait for a nude *blank*punch challenge from this game! It'll be even more interesting since appearance matters in this game

[@Thrythlind]

"I don't have a lockpick." - says Mike not realizing there was a lockpick in your inventory way back when you first looked for a sword.

[@GoldenLioness100]

In reality, with the roan, what is likely happening is that Vashek, being calm enough to sing, was relaxed while other riders were sat on, tense and waiting for it to explode.

[@jordanmoores2654]

Wow...you guys survived the entire playthrough without dying of dysentery, I'm impressed.

[@brianv9567]

when mike plays serious games it STRESSES ME OUT

[@korbendallas1431]

I really like that fast travel system. I've sometimes restricted the use of fast travel to change the feel of a game, and this system seems like it would be interesting in it's own right.

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

When Mike chased that bandit at the end, I was half expecting the theme tune from Benny hill.

[@penguoncat8549]

In "Mike will die from" how is dysentery not an option

[@Esther_Herbst]

"His head is *inside* the horse!" Hey, this game is historically accurate! That was how things were back then! Much simpler times.

[@willvreed]

"Ill seduce them" Mike, I think you're confusing this game with Vampire the Masquerade

[@ThePonz87]

I enjoyed this historically accurate playthrough

[@teradanielle]

For a moment I was like "oh, dear, Mike's playing." but then i was like "oh, my god, YES, Mike is playing."

[@theheroofkvatch8370]

Historically accurate fast traveling? Might have to rewrite me history essay

[@elliottwatt5297]

I always knew the Riddler would be found in ancient Bohemia. Which in retrospect is a really weirdly specific place to find the worst Batman villain.

[@faxis2k]

I love this game so much. Main character looks and sounds like Mike so much I actually had to IMDB it to see that it wasn't him. ^ This isn't why I love the game BTW

[@MatthewAshworth]

That chase at the end was way too comical. Like something out of a low-budget B-movie with both actors having no idea what they're supposed to be doing. :D

[@zelln7269]

Is the horse's head historically accurate through the groomer's head?

[@domlocke3845]

Meticulously so. Hours were poured into making sure the horse clipped through the groom as it would have in 1403. Truly, we live in a time of wonder and awe.

[@readsbylamplight7924]

hearing the continuing click of b when all you have to do is tap twice and hold is almost physically painful.

[@MrThemovie321]

This was so much fun - you guys need to do more lets plays!!

[@davidwit7749]

I assume the Black Dinner is one of Jane's motivations to seek bloody vengeance upon the world.

[@Deinareia]

Can't wait to see your faces when you see the 'reward' you get for the quest. (btw, the way you fail at pronouncing most of the names is quite hilarious).

[@dorkysenpa11]

Ah! A perfect opening of BIG, ROUND and JUICY Udders.

[@voltzoen6262]

Mike planning a wedding without a few dead bodies is inconceivable, considering how blood lusty he was trying to take on an entire bandit camp with his just two bare fists.

[@GhengisJohn]

If I got served a boar's head I'd just be like "The best meat is in the cheeks" and happily start carving.

[@anarchylad]

I see Mike peaced out of the buggy thieving and lockpicking quest too. Sweet vindication.

[@patrickcassidy6494]

Cut to me screaming "No! Three, three, THREE" wildly at my TV.

[@paulfavell3018]

Mike's horse taming tips: Put the horse on wheels. In short, turn it into a car. Classic Mike!

[@martinfrost4292]

PSST, Jane: paper plates would have been gingerbread trenchers, they were made out of the base of a ginger flavoured bread (the feasting aristocracy ate the upper crust) and were handed out to paupers after the feast.

[@Tomsfilipsons]

Bandits in the Middle Ages were all middle-aged, so they were quite slow. They were plagued by unarmed stable boys who inspected their treasure chests while the bandits slowly strafed them with their swords and shields.

[@migueliswhoiam]

Chasing a fleeing enemy and stabbing him in the back. Such a hero Mike is.

[@Jimberrley]

No clown outfit. No exploding ducks. Still no faith in Mike's stealth abilities. Priceless.

[@CCSnowe]

“He’s a rubbish bandit.” Mike says with no sword to fight said bandit...

[@JamesTM]

Fun fact: Andy only gets lunch at the end of Show of the Week. That's why he's always so keen.

[@ShagadelicBY]

Like listening to 3 playthroughs at once

[@cybercop3108]

Historically accurate bandit chase

[@laurendrake215]

The riddler's question was the perfect Ellen-ing

[@jacobchandler3743]

Figures Mike would get stuck chasing the historically accurate Usain Bolt of the time period 😂

[@jedihorjus]

[@Tiny_Wombat]

Yay, you are going to make more!

[@kendoyle]

Good to hear about the medicinal outside Xbox pizza

[@boomxhakalaca3660]

In this week's episode of Father Ted, my Lovely Horse returns for more horse singing! Tune in for lovelier, horsier singing fun!

[@trusarmor4957]

Did I hear Jane right? ‘think we should go rest up and .. get a SWORD and then go back’. Ya know you’re in new territory when Jane is the voice of reason.

[@edwardgrimes7535]

Is that true about Jane’s Ancestors? Is her family descended from Aristocracy?

[@lnt305]

She's European. It's kinda impossible to not have aristocratic ancestors in Europe :-D

[@davidstepanek6107]

Lol, but is she a direct descendant

[@JB-xl2jc]

Fair chance that Douglas is a damned common name to be fair

[@XxLgrande77xX]

ln t That's not how the force works !

[@tsuchi2695]

That pop in is historically accurate.

[@randomuser2362]

Hey mike you kept tapping B while on the horse, you double tap and hold B to gallop on the horse 😂 hope this helps cos it was like ahhhh 😂

[@creamtoneshoes]

Good to know Banjo and Kazooie hail from Ancient Bohemia

[@IndecisiveStoner]

I can't believe Mike got through hours of this, I was over it in the first hour lol

[@GoeticPrince]

Mike, spamming B to make the horse gallop, not realizing you only need to press it twice.

[@KaptinKappa4]

"I'm crouched" you say as you are most definitely not crouched

[@shayliakara]

I am Lady Stephanie

[@universalronin7212]

That poll in the corner. Bahaha!

[@luketsimmons1982]

Wasn't 100% focused and heard the dialogue as "Heard you had your way with the horse that unsaddles everyone else"... Is that really a suggested method to tame a horse?? Hmm, glad I replayed that bit and realised it wasn't as weird as originally thought 😬

[@sebione3576]

Who needs a sword with those devilishly good looks?

[@tylerkahle332]

Wait, Jane said her ancestors were "at the black wedding".... Where they hosting???

[@ricochet5241]

Look up Clan Douglas, specifically the Black Dinner.

[@shotgunshells2]

She didn't say they *weren't* hosting the Black Dinner.

[@JB-xl2jc]

Eldritch blast?

[@kamenraider1175]

If this game was really realistic, Mike would have instantly died when he got his head caved in by that bandit

[@fredbyoutubing]

He had a helmet, and the bandit probably had dysentery. So week blows

[@kamenraider1175]

Frederic Beaudet Yes, but a helmet wouldn't do much, that just means that there's also a metal dent piercing his skull

[@fredbyoutubing]

I was kidding, but if you wanna be serious...when he took off his helmet we see that there's a thick layer of fabric under it. It might not absorb a well place strong blow, but it certainly can protect the head

[@TitoMcFadden]

Medieval armor was sturdier than it's portrayed in films. It'd take a few really strong blows to successfully cave in someone's head still encased in a helmet. Even the chest plates could take quite a few warhammer shots before getting breached. Blacksmiths did some fine work back then I guess

[@lorddiethorn]

Armor will save your life

[@respectableaf9061]

Look at Mike running over people with his one horsepower...

[@ltamha]

Mike, Mike Mike....that was the most infuriating chase I've ever seen I'm sad to say. I love you guys but I was literally getting agitated watching you at the end xD.

[@Auridus]

I just read about The Black Dinner and am thoroughly shocked.

[@sachithperera2034]

Historically accurate Temple run!

[@iraqipete9233]

the map reminds me of a Monty Python intro. "Beware the Black Knight"

[@JohnDoe-xx8yw]

I'd love to see more of this

[@infinitelives1119]

I already have to deal with my own crankiness when I don't sleep enough. I'm not sure I'm prepared for my digital Life to include wandering around like a zombie because I got too distracted to remember to sleep.

[@darraksden1727]

Your going to run up the mileage meter on that horse Mike ol chap. The nobles will have a total "mare"! Ay ay? Nobody. Damn.

[@zero328]

almost thought rob from playstation access changed job when i heard the riddler LOL