Let's Play Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion #06: The Bunker

With shovel in hand, it's time to go and get the next item that the mayor wants: a laser pointer. Why he wants it is a mystery and while I get the feeling that Turnip Boy is being used to assemble some terrible assortment of powerful artifacts that will spell doom for everyone, we can't get our home back if we don't, so off we go to the bunker.
By now you've probably figured out that there's a decent chance some humans managed to survive the apocalypse and what better place to do that than a fallout shelter? While there's every chance those within them died long ago of radiation sickness, starvation, old age or something else, there's also the chance that said apocalypse wasn't that long ago. There may in fact still be some humans in there and something tells me that they're not going to be happy to see Turnip Boy.
Things are about to get quite grim, folks. Don't say you weren't warned.
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[@Slash0mega]

i like the logic that the hazmat suit can keep fire out but not radiation in

[@mortheis5]

I wonder why the bomb shelter failed. They seemed pretty stocked up on TOXIC WASTE BARRELS.

[@BigGator5]

When you go into that bunker, make sure you remember: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42.

[@Misfit_Kitten]

That isn't what I thought Graffiti Guy was going to do. Also, for a cute game, WOW, way to get really depressing!

[@ReikuYin]

The 'surprise creepy' stick is still very popular. And I kinda hate that it is. I hate that I see this neat look cute game and I have to actually stop and ask... "Will this be depressing or devolve into some lovecrafitan horror later?"

[@SirusDiarota]

Horrific biohazard breaks into shelter, kills someone after making them violently ill. Returns to hunt paper and trading dye to carrots. Yaaaaaay.

[@aulddragon]

5:49 Oh my god, that poor ham! What did it ever do to you!? Hamurderer!

[@YungJie]

>Grum is a cat >there was a cat as previous boss oh....oh no......

[@LarixusSnydes]

Probably the missing cat munchkin that ate some fertilizer, not Grum.

[@Thrythlind]

I think the pizza is a healing item?

[@Kikoskia]

It is, but it heals rather slowly.

[@sharkforce8147]

@@Kikoskia indeed. it is infinite healing, but it isn't *good* infinite healing...

[@Zalure]

RIP Liz.

[@LadyMapi]

Given the state of the rest of the bunker, I'm not entirely sure that Liz was alive when you got there. Her parents were awfully shadow-y, too. Granted, turning a teenage girl into a mutant zombie isn't the height of moral uprightness either.

[@thacobell4700]

The wardrobe in her room was shaking when kiko first walked in. She was definitely there and alive. Until kiko got too close and the cabinet started glowing green and stopped moving.

[@thepunkkingkingofthederps7686]

Yeah, she was alive. She slammed the wardrobe shut when you got close to her

[@shanadir]

Do you actually need to get the hazmat suit? You could reach the key without infecting the wardrobe

[@Taranchule]

One wonders if you can avoid going into Liz' room. Like, using the water can to tank the fire damage? EDIT: wait, nevermind. I forgot about the key.

[@Taranchule]

@@PerfectAlibi1 Interesting. So prehaps you can grab the key and forgo the suit?

[@mZwerghamster]

I wonder if you could have healed Liz with the pizza? Part of me hopes at least... This got dark quickly.....

[@mZwerghamster]

Or if you can get through it without grabbing the suit and not irradiating Liz...?

[@Kikoskia]

So far as I know, there's no way to change the flow of events here.

[@mZwerghamster]

@@Kikoskia Sadness..

[@Kikoskia]

Not all stories have a happy ending.

[@abcody1575]

Thanks

[@Slash0mega]

4:45 OH COME ON, I was really hoping it wasn't going to be about corona....