Let's View Armed and Dangerous Cutscenes

[@x26darkw0lf]

This game still to this day has one of the most funny stories. Crazy how underrated this game is, wish there was a remaster.

[@Applodeon]

Welcome Act Man viewers! Hope you find the video from Armed and Dangerous as entertaining as Act Man himself made it out to be. Do you know that this game is Xbox One Enhanced and even playable on Xbox Series X/S? Aside from a total remaster, which this game deserves, this might be your best bet to experience it for yourself. Thanks again, and enjoy the video!

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

The bagpipes are epic. Which is something you don't expect from obscure games.

[@coffejack4777]

We gotta get the people that did this, & the guy who did killer bean to make a major motion picture out of this

[@infinityhand6569]

If Monty Python made a video game with the budget of $10 and a ham sandwich

[@TheTrixout125]

but we dont have the manual :((((( he said we need it

[@xtacy6841]

this video is still alive??

[@infinityhand6569]

Act Man sent me here to discover this hilarious gem of a game

[@logespi2177]

Me too

[@ajflink]

No regrets! Only envy for not being able to play and own the game myself.

[@Luisrios375]

Same

[@VinylSebas]

Same

[@shannonbateswillis5022]

I knew about it BEFORE I ever heard of Act Man! And for those that say they missed the game growing up, I humbly remind you all that any and ALL backwards compatible games for Xbox One and the Series X/S can be bought digitally! I know some people prefer the physical version, but you know the old saying, “ Any port in a storm”.

[@Hypatia4242]

The shark gun is one of my fondest gaming memories.

[@Whiteythereaper]

Hypatia4242 that and that anti gravity drill or whatever it is

[@LordMarvin1993]

Oooh the mini black hole

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@Whiteythereaper Topsy-Turvy Bomb.

[@scottreynolds8501]

Oh my god i miss this game

[@simondaniel4028]

27:27 personal favorite scene. Like, the Lady in the Pond claims she doesn't live there, that she has a name, and runs a homeless shelter for startled sheep. She then runs off, claiming she can't even swim. Rexus' deliver of 'She's been living in that pond over 2000 years' always cracks me up. To this day, absolutely no one is any wiser as to whether or not there was ever a Lady in the Pond and that rock made her crazy, or maybe she is Sarah, then why was the in... ugh... the questions. I love it.

[@SuperScopeDog]

So many inverted faces, rouge vertices and shitty rigging. I love it.

[@Micgrol]

I couldn't agree more. The writing is where it shines though.

[@SuperScopeDog]

@@Micgrol I want a sequel.

[@PlanetSparkler]

49:44 HE QUALIFIES AS A VEGETABLE AND WILL BE PROTECTED AS SUCH

[@spacemanspiff6332]

I love how when added all together this is almost a full length movie.

[@masukane93]

Almost but it'll have to do as a TV special

[@Avenger85438]

"Remember the old adage: attack when their least expecting it." "Yeah." "Yeah well I'm not gonna do that." Love that line.

[@severindrake980]

I feel like the bad animation added to experience.

[@PostersGamingg]

28:33 she literally walks away and directly INTO a hill lmao this game is such a solid favorite

[@jeremykerr8630]

i'd forgotten how funny this game was. Thx for uploading.

[@Applodeon]

Thanks for watching!

[@UGRplays]

of all the games to have hd remakes and rereleases why didn't this one get it. it would look amazing with modern graphics even tighter controls and be just as funny

[@Applodeon]

I would definitely be up for a remake! The humour, which I didn't notice first, is more well written than what passes for one nowadays :D

[@Pashok57]

@@Applodeon Armed & Dangerous is now available on xbox games store with barckwards compbility! Enjoy! :)))

[@hollikoenig6444]

Probably because it's publishing Video Game company Planet Moon studios was defunct back in 2011 over about 20 years since.

[@NumaanTahir]

nah a remaster with better controls would be better. because the old school cutscenes add to the games charm.

[@TurnAGundam]

​@@NumaanTahir Well, IIRC, the MCC version of the OG Halo trilogy allows you to play with both the new and OG graphics with just the press of a button, so why choose when you can swap between the two with the press of a button?

[@zTheMonsterz]

@11:11 I can smell some meme potential with this scene. Jonesy defuse the bomb. 3 pane meme.

[@BrotherVoidBomber]

God I miss these days, the days when authors just place you in weird ass world's and expect you to be cool with it ahhh memories.

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Rome: "Tell them we want Lily back." Messanger [to King]: "They say they want their willies back!"

[@raffae4303]

"Prep them for a cavity search!" "our teeth are fine"

[@BlueDemonofFire]

Really? Of all the lines that people loved here, this wasn't mentioned sooner? "Right, first things first. Take a scalpel, and make a small circumcision." "Don't you mean 'incis-" "DON'T ARGUE! WE DON'T HAVE TIME!" "What, what is it? They've dressed him in women's clothes and blown his leg off, now what?" "They're..circumcising him.." 0_0

[@ShadowTheYoukai]

Rexus: Right. You nearly done? Q: Yes. Just gotta get that last bit... Rome: What the f#%k are you doing!? The leg. Reattach the LEG! Q: Oh, alright...

[@XDivi]

"Can you toss me?" "W-WHAT!?" "Can. You. Toss. Me. Over?" "Oh...well I can certainly try." This is brilliant!

[@Igarappappa]

I had to look up what "Toss" meant in British Slang. Didn't expect that but it was hilarious! XD

[@GryffDavid]

52:27 This whole scene is gold.

[@Skribblingz]

"He qualifies as a vegetable and will be treated as such!" oh man i wish these guys made more PC games they would have been brilliant!!@

[@ARStudios2000]

I just realized that when Q returns, saying he has made a distraction for Dick Turpin Village, if you listen carefully to the pause between that and Jonesy speaking up, you can hear gunfire and explosions in the background. That little background detail of the Retirement Home audibly under attack is hilarious.

[@borderite88]

This had me sold when I saw it on G4 with the second scene "Just stick him in here". Ah, most humorous game I've even owned.

[@DreadJoker]

My all-time favorite game on the XBOX. I used to drag the console upstairs just to watch the movies with my family.

[@seanrooney656]

this game is hilarious, HD remake would make tjis game one of the greats

[@gav254]

My god... I remember everything from this amazingly hilarious game.

[@OperatorBanditAirsoft]

13:14 rexus scream

[@hollikoenig6444]

Sounds like a Screaming 🐐

[@Wingedshadowwolf]

I've searched for cutscenes from this game on KZbin before, how have I not found this until now?

[@Utheree]

Tony Jay the Elder God, RIP best voice

[@jessejamez707]

I have so many good memories playing this as a kid with my best friend. Ahhhhh nostalgia at its finest

[@WesternEasterMan]

Hey guys, I'm just re-visiting my childhood. Me and my younger brother loved this game and clocked hours. It just brings me back to happier days! Thank you, uploader!

[@TrolololololololoMan]

Just finished it yesterday. It's a fun game with soul. Imagine it with much bigger budget and modern graphics.

[@Nantchev]

13:14 I GET THE JOKE NO!

[@MrCervantesent]

It cracks me up every time they read the Book of Rule, it blows everyone away, glows & roses start hovering around the person who reads it. XD

[@SourRobo8364]

This franchise needs a show.

[@volrogue]

This game needs to be remastered, or turned into a movie. This could work really well as a comedy movie

[@tullussulla6167]

ahh. my Favorite game, even tho it's Old it's still #1 to me.

[@drew8235]

18:20 absolutely broke me and my best friend when we were kids. Could not stop laughing.

[@JinnYoungKim]

Thanks for Book mark.

[@GM-kp7yw]

I finished it today,and it was awesome. I pity that I didn't buy it when I was a young lad. The amount of crazy fun this game has is endless. And combining it with Monty Pyton humor makes it great adventure

[@Sqdlow]

The credits is quite sad really. If they had the money and team, all those concept arts couldve been realised. Their ambition for this project looked to be much greater than what we got. While I only played this game for the first time this week, the characters and the writing is so charming. If I had played this as a kid, this probably would have been one of my favourite games. Imagine what this gem couldve been like in its full form...

[@TrolololololololoMan]

YES!

[@TrolololololololoMan]

SO TRUE.

[@Minibull037]

I did play this in my early teens, so so many times, absolutely laughing my ass off with my friends. Quoting so many lines to each other, such fond memories. I dunno why it just popped into my head today, I think I heard Tony Jay and remembered the King here sounded like him. I'm just sitting here rewatching all these cutscenes and chuckling away. What I'd give for a remake of this

[@That1GuyUNo]

Only game I didnt skip the cut scenes when I was younger 😂

[@NobodyCaresALot]

This is such a weird game. It's been in the back of my mind for ages and it is so great to find it again.

[@angellolzz5192]

Thank you so much for uploading this I’ve been trying to remember this game for months and finally remembered it and found your video brought back so many good memories

[@kingofmonsters14]

i miss Tony Jay. he had an epic villain voice.

[@TurnAGundam]

Was he King Forge, or someone else?

[@kingofmonsters14]

@@TurnAGundam he was the King, yeah

[@TurnAGundam]

@@kingofmonsters14 Thought so, yeah. Wasn't he also Frollo in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"?

[@kingofmonsters14]

@@TurnAGundam yep

[@torgersontravis]

Man, I miss Planet Moon Studios. Giants: Citizen Kabuto is such an underrated classic, and this game has such a great cast of characters.

[@yenguyandfriends]

6:03 Just stick em in there AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

_sigh_ it works better when they're dead ☕

[@Kiroley]

"and following that a bloody lewd rogering"

[@qwer58j]

They don't make shooters like this anymore.

[@nagollnosegrobbb2165]

Cool guns , kinda repetitive gameplay, and well voice acted cutscenes. All together a pretty fun game

[@Cekachev]

Well, the shooter part was.... mediative. There was some fun, but it can be more better! But the humor and voice actors.... Marvellous!

[@HeatherMajestic]

Thank you for uploading this masterpiece! :p

[@ermtea]

YOUR WATER, SIR.

[@VeryHairyNinja]

"I SAID KEYS"

[@shannonbateswillis5022]

I don’t know if anyone noticed, but this video was uploaded on the 10th anniversary year of this game’s release! Talk about lucky, yes?

[@Silentmissile]

The act man brought me here

[@yenguyandfriends]

29:21 gime the kess, Now

[@bigpapastalin601]

"That's what ya momma told me last night" lmfao

[@alrightythen2503]

save the last pint FOR ME!! boys

[@CastledCard]

"You're water sir!"

[@ZaxTheAl1en]

40:40 This scene made me laugh so hard my organs exploded.

[@hollikoenig6444]

Saving Private Ryan meets Monty Python's The Holy Grail

[@ITSTAKING]

This game is an amazing lost gem.

[@jukeboxdude]

I had a choice between this game and Conker: Live and Reloaded when original Xbox was at full steam. I know I made the right choice back then, but hot d*mn, this is such an awesome experience to have missed out on. Thanks to Act Man for posting his video reminding us that it even still exists. Now I find myself playing this video once a week just to listen to this amazingly unique story while working at my work bench.

[@m00se472]

Loved this game when I was a kid

[@pvpgaunltett2390]

Same brother so good! 😂

[@ricardocastaneda4862]

Fuck yes i finally found the cut scene movie. Thank you

[@Birdword0105]

No that’s not necessary. You just stick him in there!

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Eh, works better when they're dead.

[@elroma7712]

This feels like something made by Terry Pratchett

[@fatmanyrhaw9423]

sent from the ACT MAN

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

The music is not that bad. It's actually good. Which makes this even funnier. I love it.

[@Bbqreaper319]

Greatest game of my childhood

[@lukeluthor6290]

I never played this game but just watching the cutscenes….🤣 is so hilarious.

[@mitjah.509]

I loved this game so much. And so funny. Planet Moon studios!!! Remember Giants: Citizen Kabuto?! :)

[@roofcake8951]

"Remember the ol' addage: Attack when they're least expectin' it?" "Yeah?" "Yeah, well, I'm not gonna do that." So underrated.

[@Calculon1712]

Bit of trivial but the music that plays when Stig gets trippy after having all the pills and sees his father as a penguin is from another underrated LucasArts game, Afterlife, which was Sim City type game from 1996

[@Applodeon]

I remember that game! Remember some Disco guy dancing his way like Godzilla and leaving a trail of destruction :D Thanks for the interesting info!

[@PlRRAD]

Welcome if you're here after act man's video

[@dannydarkstar8159]

How hasnt this game got a hd remaster. Its one of the funniest games i ever played.

[@TurnAGundam]

Apparently, Planet Moon Studios went under back in 2011, so there's that.

[@MrMacattack11]

game needs a remaster

[@SSGokubear4]

I remember and loved this game when it came out

[@tkklumia4188]

need to make another game like this AAD 2?

[@shanelewis121]

Lmao this was recommended after watching ActMan’s video

[@squizzlor]

Love the Aliens quote!

[@PostersGamingg]

I remember not having any idea what this game was about, or anything. I was so young when I played this and I died laughing in my room for days playing it. I played it over and over and over lmao one of my favorite games

[@NintendoSegaGuys]

This game should be more popular, it's so funny.

[@jessefrantsen4185]

I am trying to write a paper using the cut scenes from this and one of my sentences trying to be serious reads: Stig is clothed in a dress and after having his leg shot off is circumcised off screen.

[@TrolololololololoMan]

It feels like an "alpha" version. IT NEEDS A REMASTER!

[@slyose6154]

Such a hillarious game. Classic, one of my favorites.

[@Rakkasan2013L]

I've been searching for this game's name for years!

[@dnakatomiuk]

When Lucas arts funding and published loads of great games

[@benkersten1705]

I just kept recognizing voice actors from the first two Fallouts while watching this. Lieutenant, Loxely and Sgt Dornan to be specific.

[@scottreynolds8501]

Please never let this gem fade😂🖤

[@pawelp531]

It's been 20 years since I played the game and I'd love to see a remaster

[@MrChickennugget360]

i think some of the staff here went on to work on the Fable series.

[@not.night_vr2892]

Who knows anything could happen maybe armed and dangerous will get a chance again with a sequel of course this game deserves it

[@TurnAGundam]

It may *deserve* one, but what kind of story could be told? I'd say that the story is finished. Now a *remaster* would be perfect

[@alrightythen2503]

This game deserves a another

[@ajflink]

If Monty Python would be a video game, it is definitely this. Also, I now want to buy an Xbox just to experience this masterpiece of video game comedy.

[@mehdilaidouni6938]

We ❤ Armed and Dangerous On XBOX You’re Best Game Ever ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 30/30 Lucasarts Become The Lionhearts

[@YungGandalf]

What a gem

[@switchbladeshinobi650]

This game reminds me of if the monty python guys have made a video game

[@michaelbagnall5288]

"Oh great! My best friend is a total wanker"

[@MemekingJag]

I forgot how great this game was.

[@ethanartkid8250]

They should make a remake

[@MKikesong]

OMG what a memories hahaha i laugh to mutch then and now,thank you brotha'#