Letterkenny | Season 1 | Opening

A couple hockey players come up the produce stand the other day...
Creators: Jared Keeso, Jacob Tierney
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[@AfroMan187]

In 31 years of life, I've only heard 6 or 7 truly deadly comebacks in an altercation. 6 of them were in this video

[@yodizzll]

Was one of them “ you can cross fuck off”?

[@vansova2766]

Wait what always #7? Lol

[@caitthecat]

Don't leave us hanging. 7?

[@ryebread8925]

I used work construction and car pool with a guy that had a glass eye. He used to love taking a detour through college park umd on a sunny afternoon to catcall the babes. On day a lady struck his fancy and after the second u turn he decided to pull over and shout out the window, hey bitch you fucc? Without missing a beat her response was “ no but my dad does, bring your mom over” . I almost pissed myself. Laughed the entire way home.

[@stevenallbee3059]

What the hell.. 7....

[@souio]

Never saw an opening scene to a first episode the represented an entire series so well. This scene is 1000% Letterkenny true and true and is the perfect way to sell it to someone.

[@patty109109]

Level 1-3 truth. It got me hook line sinker. Top tier writing on this show.

[@docdave15]

I remember when I first watched this. I was IMMEDIATELY sold on the series.

[@LankyAssMofka]

Jonesy Riley! Put your fuckin shirts on and get outta here

[@braveheartbob3473]

Workaholics entire first episode was like that

[@Saighdiuir]

You should probably take about 20% off there big shoots… or I’m gunna have to put my beer down and come talk to ya.

[@DukeOnkled]

Most men can only dream of being as fucking good at banter as these guys.

[@bumchunk3]

it's called chirpin bud. Welcome to Canada

[@CpttCanada]

+DukeOnkled This is how we pass our time when working shitty jobs, you figure it out or you get ripped on.

[@ZUTE.]

You pass the time trying to forget about your horrible jobs by being horrible to eachother? Nice one.

[@ZUTE.]

So become a child to keep children at bay, so brave.

[@MoxieCat]

Least we don't come back months later to double-up on our insults.

[@a.hessen57]

This scene is one of the single best pieces of comedic dialogue I have seen in my life. I wanna print out copies and hang them in every scriptwriter's office worldwide.

[@Dmab661]

A. Hessen amen! Absolutely insanely hilarious!!

[@Pheonix8877]

It also harkens back to a time when comedy in film was like music- there’s a beat, a rhythm to it.

[@xstrikethreex]

I don't think this is even one of the best pieces of comedic dialogue in the first season.

[@ronhitler-barassi2624]

@@Pheonix8877 yeah true, it's basically an Abbott & Costello routine. "Who's on first" has evolved into "you come in men enough for all of us"

[@seventhevii3188]

Tiiiiiiiight writing there boys

[@owenhahn2309]

"Nice Onezie" "It come in men's?" "I think you come in men enough for all of us." I'M DONE

[@sassora]

Owen Hahn the second this show had me!

[@TheOppiter]

that was literally in the first couple lines. did you even watch until "fuck you shoresey!!"??

[@Cambpro]

Joshua Block; Who gives a fuck how much of it he watched? What's it to you? Fkn fuckboys...

[@justamotorcycleenthusiast9800]

Best line of anything!

[@desertkun]

Mind explaining the last part?

[@CourtneyLachiver]

I love how the dudes at the produce stand don’t even bother moving or acting aggressive, just laid back and talking. Lmao

[@joeleek9976]

Yeah. That's what the alpha male actually looks like. They aren't threatened.

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

@Wyatt Wayne.

[@LP-lp6qr]

You clearly haven’t seen much of Wayne, he could handle both these guys by himself. No way Dary would ever let Wayne fight them by himself

[@taylorbee4010]

If you're tough you don't posture

[@-SamG-]

"Do you guys do crossfit?" "You can cross fuck off." Cold blooded murder right there.

[@mezmezzy1870]

The first exchange was already DESTROYED IN SECONDS, but the destruction didn't stop. Oh no, it kept going.

[@tamipiburn7249]

JD WIFE SCHOOL

[@adamhawk160]

Once the train starts ain't not stopping it.

[@lalloronadelmuerto9156]

DESTRUCTION 100

[@katey1dog]

Like watching the Titanic sink, but your waiting for the punchline.

[@sillygirl3452001]

Oh yeah it did.

[@VRQuickDrawMcGraw]

The hockey players skit is what started this show and it’s hilarious. The “you write Taylor Swift lyrics in birthday cards” line was savage a.f.

[@groowanderer]

You ever see the shorts that were online? That's what started this show. Most people aren't aware of this.

[@hankkingsley9300]

...and with that we"re off on an incredible journey

[@mmcconn9193]

I love this. They fire off so fast and I don't care that it's scripted. Beauty.

[@Zraknul]

The rapid fire is one of the things the show does well. Also see the alphabet alliteration game.

[@hankkingsley9300]

@@Zraknul that seems to be a Canadian thing going back to SCTV

[@Ravelle17]

One of the greatest establishing scenes in a pilot I have ever seen.

[@Banzaipants]

"What sort of backwards fucken pageantry is that?" Gold

[@mikerennie2024]

It's a hard life, picking stones and pulling teats, but sure as god's got sandals, it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails

[@jessebojorquez95]

Mike Rennie asaeeedeessr

[@tjking9969]

What does picking stones mean?

[@jasonbrisco]

Tj king ... gotta pick the stones out of the field before tilling... but when you till, more stones come up... it's never ending, but part of farming... it has become a cliche for farming... there you go buds, country dictionary for ya.

[@terryrichard381]

It's a hard life . Picking stones and pulling tears, but sure as God's got sandals it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails

[@3MContent]

666th thumbs up lol

[@delontaerich187]

"How many times you have you watched this video today, bud?" "Ballpark, 6-8? You're a fuckin animal."

[@dahat1992]

Knowing them now, they'd never ridicule him like this. They're wholesome. Some of the best character development ever.

[@julianmehlmann2996]

They are still morons but after episode one they would never try to.....ok they wanted to fight him in the s2 finale but 90% of the time they know they have no chance.

[@hankkingsley9300]

They gets to enjoys Miss Katy's tarts. Everyone loves Miss Katy's tarts

[@cptdumplin]

They also know better.

[@caesarstrings]

Came here after watching the fianlé. This aged poorly 😂.

[@zuzusuperfly8363]

I was holding it together until he said, "distribute some free literature".

[@joeshedler6496]

feeding the ducks got me

[@jacknapyer]

same here

[@robrick9361]

I actually don't get it. I understand the distribute part as a euphemism for ejaculation. But what does semen have to do with literature?

[@tschandler2]

@@robrick9361 when you hand out pamphlets it's vaguely the same motion as jerking it or feeding ducks.

[@benfugaro-thompson8709]

Same

[@megavore97]

Reilly sounds so defeated at the end “I’ll never buy you a coke.” LMAO

[@Gingenuity]

He knew he was absolutely destroyed.

[@Sickwitit18]

I love that part haha

[@jerubaal101]

And Jonesy equally distributing birds.

[@Sickwitit18]

@@jerubaal101 allegedly...

[@jerubaal101]

@@Sickwitit18 It's a two man job, at least.

[@Wolfhunter-vf1bp]

these guys have turned shit talking into an art... wow.

[@SynchroScore]

"I think you come in men enough for all of us." When you start a fight with a punch that throws the other guy completely off balance and he's struggling to find his footing for the rest of the round.

[@ikariasakura5685]

"If you'd been in a REAL fight, you wouldn't be so keen for another." "What you say?!" *throws the rest of his drink* "you heard me!" SAVAGE!!

[@maxmurray7283]

Spit cup

[@christophersparks6641]

that's lowkey wisdom

[@jpumbaa1]

Wayne was gonna win that fight without even having to put down the spitter.

[@s379Ox]

That's a fact

[@dorkmax7073]

Wayne tosses the bottom backwash out of all his beers because at that point its 90% spit

[@patrickdunn2858]

Feels weird coming back to this scene now that the show is actually over. Thank you Jared Keeso

[@BiggusNickus]

So I work for a US firm and most of my colleagues are from Minnesota (I live in the Netherlands myself). Started out a conf call with one of them last week with "how are ya now?" and he immediately recognized it. Needless to say I made friend that day.

[@TFrail]

Best chirp sesh in the whole show. Absolutely flawless execution.

[@unenombre5840]

"Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us" LOL

[@DuxButt]

Une Nombre Beat down started right there and never stopped

[@torsten89]

Has anyone else subconsciously worked in "Not s'bad" into their vernacular when some one asks you how's it going?

[@HateMachine103190]

Hard no. (Just kidding. I just discovered this show and I have to restrain myself from talking like Wayne)

[@OcculticaLHP]

Dude ive listen to Wayne so much rhat it just happens.

[@jonvoss6622]

I constantly say pitter patter now.

[@KCGeno]

I’ve spent all day in my “ALLEGEDLY” t-shirt (with a colorful ostrich).

[@michaelreppenhagen736]

No one has ever responded to "How are ya now?" with a knowing "Goodnu?," so no.

[@seanfk]

"These are their problems" *plays law and order sound*

[@ProphetPX]

i was thinking the same thing in my head

[@jadefalcon001]

DUN DUN

[@weegee1204]

"That's a real kick in the knackers, bro." "Just a real ouchie, bro." I think about these lines about 10 times a week xD

[@hankkingsley9300]

And if you're American you would never say that kick in the nuts maybe and that's what I like about the south...also Donnybrook. Only has one meaning in America...baseball fights

[@pistolpete8231]

​@@hankkingsley9300this isn't about America. What's your point exactly?

[@xPLCxTempest]

This is Canada in a video.

[@nathanhamman418]

DudeEDM Not to far off from where i live

[@cybercypher7168]

Decriminalize Darwinism 8 kms

[@drakoinx]

Ya pretty accurate

[@jedclampett631]

This is Ontario in a video...

[@awwwwhhhyeahhhh]

It's pretty much like Irelands Letterkenny

[@daz211]

Those two were ABSOLUTELY motionless while roasting, barely even readjusting to get comfortable.

[@BuellerBuellerBuelle]

"I'll never buy you a coke" LMAO!

[@artgurusauce]

I am still grateful to my social studies teacher in high school for introducing me to this absolute comedic genius.

[@gerardamoia6997]

Your social studies teacher is a fucking legend 😂

[@rerez]

This has now become one of my top shows to watch this season. Seriously, this is beyond funny.

[@robertparker6280]

Is this show very Canadian?

[@stuarta5491]

To be fair..

[@linxGT]

One of the greatest shows ever made 🇨🇦 🍁

[@glenholmgren1218]

Robert Parker Proud Canadian!

[@2genders]

@Broken System no

[@Maenadsattack]

The way he meticulously puts his hat on is so authentic.

[@graybollocks]

Damn, I was scrolling through the comments hoping no one else had noticed. But alongside the hilarious dialogue it always makes me chuckle.

[@xxSportsBoy17]

Ive been waiting a long time to see another one of these. Excellent work boys.

[@KillermondoDude]

+xxSportsBoy17 Amen

[@erickerr2419]

+xxSportsBoy17 Oh yeah? Did they get 'er done?

[@maxdistortion]

+Eric Kerr just kiddin' we dont give a fuck.

[@CarsonScholz]

we all have

[@Proxyy7]

+xxSportsBoy17 Boys boys boys

[@williamsherman7051]

I seriously don’t know how they could do this scene with out breaking such serious looks. I have to rewind so many times just from laughing so hard at each word that comes out of their mouths😂

[@raunchypickle]

I've never been so proud to be Canadian.

[@shoresy6927]

Congrats on that :)

[@Legba85]

Tyler Cripps I envy you.

[@kapnerad]

LET'S HAVE A DONNYBROOK!!

[@groowanderer]

This show is the single greatest thing to come from Canada, and yes I am aware of celine dion.

[@Jayhawkga]

@@groowanderer Red Green enters the chat.

[@CRAZYHORSE19682003]

This shit was so funny, they were talking so much smack comfortable in the fact that Wayne wasn't fighting anymore. Once they saw him beat the shit out of that guy at the bar they were terrified of him.

[@wickedpissa25]

"You're doin' terrific." ~ LOL ~

[@IncrediBurch]

This is the most solid opening to a comedy series I’ve seen so far. Gut busting in under a minute.

[@lakersbaby100]

"What's up with your body hair big shoots?!" Gets me every time.

[@Arthur_Wellesley]

How many times did you pull your horn today bud? What? Awwe she's bashful XD

[@dhannayoung4821]

Come on kitten I won't tell 😂😂😂

[@seththomas6727]

Ball park 6-8 you’re a fuckin animal 😂😂

[@zydecomoon2742]

Me and my friends repeat "awe she's bashful" to each other on a daily basis

[@jriles70bones]

play a little 5 on 1?

[@tylerthurston1675]

Hit the kitchen mix a batch

[@cypher787]

"nice execution"' "you're doing terrific "

[@MrBrachiatingApe]

That tone of voice is a savage roast by itself.

[@sexylexy178]

This show is EVERYTHING I never knew I needed! Pitter patter

[@Abnormalproductions2]

Thank god for one more episode..

[@pheenix775]

+PMSing Nun There's gonna be a bunch more episodes hopefully, the Letterkenny boys are coming to tv.

[@pheenix775]

You've got the internet at your disposal, if it isn't on national TV I'm sure you'll be able to find it.

[@icecoldrugby]

fuckin a right bud!

[@rustygribbler1380]

This show is TOTALLY underrated I wish more people would watch this beautiful masterpiece

[@joeyteter9383]

Discovered this show last night by accident and I have not been disappointed 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@D____L37]

I love how long the series has gone on for, but nothing beats the writing, plots and punch lines in those first few seasons

[@GabeSutton21]

So true, the first few seasons were the funniest and best thing I ever stumbled upon. They started losing steam though around season 7 and it just wasn't as funny. Still a great show that ill always love.

[@D____L37]

agreed!@@GabeSutton21

[@jasonlane7743]

How are ya now? Good and you? Not s'bad

[@Kauffy901]

It's weird how long it took me to actually remember the order this goes in. It's like a fuckin' prayer.

[@jaredmorell8216]

Me and a friend at work greet each other like this all the time. It's great lmao.

[@CourtneyLachiver]

Ever since I started watching this show, I say “not s’bad,” when people ask me how I’m doing lmao.

[@BUSTRCHERRI]

Good 'N' you.... Not so bad...

[@Lyoko012345]

@@CourtneyLachiver you must not be from rural Ontario. Everyone who’s not Amish talks like this out here.

[@roguenerd6858]

“Aww, she’s bashful.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChuckBeefOG]

This is comedy gold, and Canadian as fuck.

[@Balls-yd9vc]

I seriously can't stop watching this LOL insults are hardcore

[@Domura]

The true power of Canadians: Talking shit.

[@Headphonemike]

My favorite is when Stewart gets roasted. "I see your muscle shirt came in, muscles come in tomorrow?"

[@dlee255]

I will watch this scene over and over until I die

[@Radi0ActivSquid]

How have I gone years without hearing about this show. This is great.

[@thedave8972]

"You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl". Every line in this scene is pants-pooping but that one emptied me out.

[@evenflow5491]

Proof that if you’re witty, you can win the fight without ever throwing a punch

[@918kickinwing]

"Oh come on Kitten, I won't tell anyone."

[@SilentBob731]

The beginnings of ones of the all-times greats comedies. Nearly non-stop brilliant writing and dialogue delivery, I can't recommend it enough.

[@garrettmiller64]

The way he says "daayyyyy..." kills me

[@sterranajr]

Every time, "(person) how are now?" "Good Wayne and you?" "Oh, not sobad"

[@kvbstudios316]

Except McMurray. Dammit, McMurray!

[@theveryworstluck1894]

@@kvbstudios316 Yeh, but McMurray's a piece of shit

[@jhalkoski]

It's a hard life pickin' stones and pullin' teats, but sure as God's got sandles it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.

[@boh10666]

did your aesthetician coif that for you? you look like a 12 year old dutch girl.

[@jhalkoski]

"pump the brakes. you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on? " "what kind of ass backwards pageantry is that?" "are you gonna fight or play pokerstars.com"

[@rektm8productions390]

“How many times you pull your horn today bud?” “Don’t worry kitten I won’t tell” lmao

[@jdgiggity6481]

oh she’s bashful

[@WrenchNinja]

What sort of backwards pageantry is that? lmao

[@boh10666]

quite possibly the funniest line i've every heard.

[@WAYN3SCHL3G3L]

i'm not a native speaker and i absolutely missed that pun

[@gustavoluna3574]

WrenchNinja

[@PeaceOnEarth313]

BOH10666 whats it mean

[@CpttCanada]

+Jacob It was a clever way of calling him a moron. If you actually were to fight someone why the hell would you wear sunglasses? He took off his shirt to avoid getting tugged on yet he kept the biggest disadvantaged on his face. Plus the sunnies would get smashed in a few seconds, so it defeats the whole purpose of even wearing them. It would be like putting a suit on before a tussle, whats the point? It's just going to get fucked up and broken with zero advantage.

[@michaelgann9529]

I'm not Canadian by any means, but this shit was TOO funny

[@phishshn]

I showed a bunch of non-canadians the Trailer Park Boys back in 2003 when it was huge up here - they loved it. This show is definitely a chip off the ol' Canuck block haha

[@RealmfCubey]

Same

[@TheGoodDad420]

Not even a lil

[@adgato75]

@@phishshn Trailer park life is no different in the US , to be honest. the problems and experiences of being poor are universal

[@phishshn]

@@adgato75 Absolutely! I guess I was speaking more about the Maritime accents and the familiar landmarks along with, as you said, the universal experiences of being poor. I only live a couple hours away from those guys so I have been to a lot of the places they go in the show. Kinda makes it a little more fun =)

[@TheMacUser701]

I've watched this eleventy one times. I need full episodes yesterday.

[@4spbiz]

I'm not sure how many times I've seen this scene but every single time it makes me laugh.

[@whyneedacoolname]

Canadian Comedy is fucking brilliant

[@JasonNida]

Oh, she's bashful. LOL

[@nathanhamman418]

Jason Nida Come on kitten i wont tell anyone

[@boonecrew54]

Jason Nida ball park 6 to 8 your a fuckin animal

[@Garlicsvids]

@@boonecrew54 hit the kitchen and mix a batch

[@chaosweapon1]

I love the part at the end where he jinxes them and jonesy actually stops talking and just flips them off.

[@jeremyogrizovich3247]

After 8 years this is still top 100 funniest things I’ve seen/heard in my life.

[@suddenrushsarge]

"Hold my spitter." Holy fuck I've actually said that before...... :P

[@AIDSplz]

+Sarge!!! What is a spitter?

[@donjohnson2003]

+lucem Where you spit your chew bud

[@suddenrushsarge]

+lucem You lookin for a tilly buddy? Let's have a donnybrook!!

[@husseymangtv]

a lot of people probably call it that lol

[@curtiskennedy5996]

The amount of control to not laugh while filming makes me believe that the table reads had all the actors in tears...

[@thecanadiandefender1451]

I can honestly say that when I saw "Letterkenny" in my feed, I freaked out. Was not expecting more videos. Great to see them back

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

Now has become a genuine phenomenon. Well deserved.

[@Kauffy901]

Listen, I know you're from two years ago, so @SPOILERS@@@@@ SPOILERS!!!!!~~~##### Shit, I don't know if KZbin has that. Anyway, it becomes a show, they do at least, like, five seasons, and then just because it's so good and ALSO Canadian and HENCE passive aggressive (at worst). Hulu only has the first two seasons.

[@kimberlytuckermoss7187]

@@Kauffy901 Hulu has six seasons now.

[@odds_bodkin]

This is still my favorite opening of any show I've ever seen.

[@TheAngryMoth104]

"You can cross-fuck off" fantastic line i need to use at some point

[@JL-gh4jy]

I’ve watched seasons one through eight twice through now and still marvel at how great this first scene is.

[@sixmantoronto]

Great Canadian comedic writing! Love it.

[@capp00]

Just recently found this gem and can't stop watching. Finding it difficult to find later seasons episodes down here in Texas.

[@bearpuma9079]

Just recently discovered y'all. Much love from the states.

[@Rusty.Shackleford5214]

So straight faced and monotone, absolute BADASS!!

[@calebfluegge1436]

I didn't quite binge-watch this show, but I watched it a lot, and I've found myself speaking half hockey player and half hick half the time.

[@hankkingsley9300]

I'm Southern and live in the south and I use some of these phrases nobody gets it I don't care I've modified it from Bobby Bittman how are you hahaha

[@danielmargolis3210]

After I finished the series I immediately started again from the beginning.

[@chyennemollohan6435]

This scene never gets old. "You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl." Classic.

[@gerardamoia6997]

Did your esthetician quaff that for ya? 💀💀

[@hankkingsley9300]

As an American as soon as I saw this first scene it's like I'm All In

[@BadhbhCatha]

When people says “I’ve never seen Letterkenny”, I send them to this cold open. It perfectly sums up the series and is the perfect way to tell if you’ll like the series in less than 3 minutes.

[@homer46303]

I was cracking up the whole time but absolutely lost it at "This isn't over!" "Jinx, you owe me a Coke."

[@danielmargolis3210]

This show makes an old man happy.

[@MANTARD]

Best cold open of any TV series, ever.

[@DTyrannosaurus]

I could watch this every day for the rest of my life. Just this clip. Once every morning.

[@TheHedgehogGiraffe]

The way they play off each other is everything

[@robertthomas583]

A few years ago, I was at work and one of my coworkers had me come over and watch this. I laughed so hard I was crying, and I couldn't talk. I haven't had my Hulu link for a couple of years, so I haven't seen the last couple of seasons yet. I have the first 5 on DVD, I hope the rest are also. What's funny, is to see some of these guys and gals, on other Canadian shows. Except for McMurray, they are all way different.

[@mossyftb3524]

You guys are going on CraveTV! This is exciting news! Congratulations

[@Gus_Chiggins]

Just watched season 1 on Hulu. It’s goooood

[@lel1160]

honestly ive seen this a few times over the years and never had a clue what its been from but i cry laughing every time its insane

[@danielharris5661]

Letterkenny

[@emcllns]

A couple hockey players come up the produce stand the other daaaaayy... xD

[@py2bu7]

this is priceless. Looking at these makes me proud of being canadian

[@BrianFillups]

I told a friend at work that I'm obsessed with Canada then was suggested this channel. Time to binge every video on here.

[@PredatorFan13]

1:50 "Aw, she's bashful". Ha ha ha

[@cuznryan]

This show is pure gold.

[@stevenlong7112]

Hey y'all, I recently discovered these videos. Produce Stand and Cold Open are my favorites so far. Good Stuff.

[@jamesbarker5254]

Recently discovered this show i started watch ep1 season won on friday night and by early sunday morning i watch the last available episode 7 season 10. This show is fucking hilarious. I highly recommend

[@TheKenttt]

I love this show so much...

[@half_chub]

still one of the funniest videos i come back to watch every now and again