LGR Oddware - Christmas Crap [USB Cow, Xmas Lights Planner, etc!]

[@bolttracks]

Philips is such a serious company which makes the generic packaging with the product name just saying “cow” so much more hilarious

[@littleNorwegians]

Will the water game work in PAL regions?

[@ConfuSomu]

I am not sure...

[@MrYaotubo]

+littleNorwegians Actually you need PAL water, NTFS water wont work.

[@FreeScience]

+MrYaotubo NTSC :)

[@DxDeksor]

No, it will work, but the water and the balls will be slower

[@joefrost4738]

I'm waiting for the dlc...

[@pushinguproses]

Someone should hire me as a customer service rep.

[@LGR]

+PushingUpRoses You are a natural here, at least in regards to cows.

[@thetangledliege1752]

+Lazy Game Reviews LGR throwing the heat over here.

[@TheAdmantArchvile]

+PushingUpRoses You saw what thousands of tech supports think.

[@PituDituOfficial]

+PushingUpRoses your customer service would probably be called PushingUpCows or something in that regard :)

[@BoxOfFeet]

+PushingUpRoses you have to be nice to the customers, though. Even when they are idiots. Probably not worth it.

[@harleywootton8424]

05:21 My favorite LGR moment. Menacingly glaring at the cow. "Well that's what the cow does". lulul

[@dansparce]

omg i was convinced it would be santas hat that would have come off, not the legs. i was not prepared for this

[@youdud44]

+Dansparce If you just had to take the hat off, could've had a 128GB flash drive. lol

[@sugarfrosted2005]

+Dansparce My thought was that, but I wondered how it would fit into a usb port without blocking out all the others/lifting your laptop off the table.

[@Seawolf.Gaming]

sugarfrosted A lot of people don't use laptops, Especially me so think outside the box. Plus I've had ones bigger than that and they do nothing. On an ultrabook it might lift it up, but other than that it's fine, usually USB ports have like 2mm of space between and that's enough for santas fat ass.

[@ky-gp4sz]

Dansparce I thought santa would be the stick not the legs

[@Ratciclefan]

I expected the entire head.

[@DampeS8N]

Those cow instructions had on them a picture of the instructions sheet on itself. In great detail.

[@fuppetti]

Holy shit, that's pretty meta

[@thef5adventurer389]

+William Brall this makes me think, that these instructions are a joke. there are instructions on the instructions on the instructions...

[@Lakes57]

+TheF5Adventurer Recursive instruction set. :)

[@THEmuteKi]

+Lakes57 YO DAWG

[@eblu_]

so it's a droste manual?

[@cAPSlOCKrOXX]

Oh, man. I work for a Philips call center. I had no idea those were ever made, but I'm excited to get some calls about it.

[@LGR]

Oh wow, haha. Please let me know if you ever get a call regarding them!

[@pixel1358]

+Lazy Game Reviews This is probably a stupid question but, was that call real? Or was it dramatized?

[@elviswjr]

Hello? Customer service? Yes. I'm having a little trouble with my Cow. I- Yes, I said Cow. No, it's not a prank call. It's an actual product that you sell. Ugh. Just let me speak with a manager. ... Yes, I'm trying to connect my Cow to my Phillips Hue Bridge and it's not working. No, don't hang up!

[@assadi89]

When I saw the feet sticking out of your laptop, my first thought was "Ding-Dong the Witch is dead!"

[@amykait101]

Oh my God yes yes yes that is so brilliant add to make so much sense and I can totally see how you thought of that

[@DestinyLuAnnHill]

You could use the Santa usb for family Christmas photos every year lol at least you'll remember it's your family Christmas photos

[@LGR]

That is the first legitimate use I have heard, haha.

[@DestinyLuAnnHill]

+Democritus86 I couldn't think of any good reason to buy Christmas lights planner.. That just looked absolutely terrible lol

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

@@DestinyLuAnnHill Come up with anything for the cow yet?

[@rinoz47]

And thus ended Roses career on customer service

[@darkmage07070777]

+rinoz47 Actually, with her lightning fast call time average, positive attitude and willingness to learn about even the most obscure products, I figure she'll be promoted to supervisor within the week.

[@EllRiver]

+rinoz47 It was nice when it lasted.

[@md_vandenberg]

+darkmage07070777 She was taught by Dogbert.

[@delta6244]

I was really hoping that the call would be real.

[@QJ89]

@@delta6244 If it was, then she would have been admonished (or sacked) for unprofessional behaviour and mocking a customer. But it wasn't, and she was. Bravo, Roses!

[@Evansmustard]

Your laughter is contagious as hell man. hahahah

[@Scrotonious]

+Evansmustard You too lol

[@NickMurray]

The cow is awesome

[@FoolsGold-yk5gr]

MOO mo mo mo mooo???

[@AmyraCarter]

Cluck-cluck, MOOOOOO!!! lolz Whoops, that's a ChickenCow. (Been playing DragonFable a lot lately lol)

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

Yes, a great cow. It's even USB cowered! 3:04

[@planescaped]

The cow is neat, but it's also complete shameless garbage. Literally a pig light with a cheap santa hat glued on. XD

[@juanchocaballero6445]

Your life must be really boring.

[@EdgyShooter]

How to tell a fake customer service line? Not the swearing or anything else, the idea that you didn't have to go through 20 automated menus and wait several hours 😣

[@ryandevan2793]

Why did i think that was a real phone call? Now i feel a stupid awwww :(

[@chompythebeast]

@@ryandevan2793 Aww don't feel stupid, it was a well-done bit!

[@ryandevan2793]

@@chompythebeast I know, but still!

[@PkTaco]

As someone who does Customer Service calls, I can verify

[@broguns24]

Still funny

[@caitlinturnbull8543]

Your voice is absolutely perfect for reviews

[@caitlinturnbull8543]

+o_o O_O I agree

[@BoxOfFeet]

+o_o O_O Sometimes at work I'll just listen to LGR videos, even if I've seen them ten times already. he does have a smooth voice for reviews.

[@lucasvaughn629]

It arouses me

[@Cubivore10]

Fiji water in a water game....that's as triple-A as water games are gonna get.

[@RyllenKriel]

That bottle of water cost more than the game he put it in.

[@neonte13]

I wonder if Walmart just generically calls those water games, "water ring games" and someone was like, "Man, this is the worst of my five jobs. I don't even know where this shit goes... oh, water ring... watering. I bet this goes in the section with the dying plants."

[@MrAndrewthedude]

The Fiji water was probably worth more and cost more than the Santa baseball game he out it in.

[@ziginox]

+AndrewtheDude I can't believe he drank the water out of the game, let's hope he doesn't get lead poisoning.

[@pepesilvia8033]

RJ Nash 10 edgy 12 me

[@fanfaretloudest]

+AndrewtheDude Haha! Yeah I saw him use it and thought, "Man, can't believe you wasted Fiji water on that!" I've never tried it but Fiji is fairly expensive.

[@MrAndrewthedude]

FanfareT.Loudest Yeah Fiji is some pretty Damn expensive tap water.

[@theskeletonboi]

It's not tap water, it has much more specific minerals that fit to our liking. Essentially tap water is pumped with all kinds of nasty disinfectants and anti-pollutants. Also, pure filtered water is unnatural and flavorless. People buy Fiji water for the same reason people buy a soda, for the taste... and personally it is justifiable when you put it that way. :P (Also the water was only 99 cents as said by LGR himself.

[@ShinyElGhosteo]

I had a $5 target gift card last December and bought one of those cows. I knew I shouldn't have but it spoke to me on a spiritual. I love it and still have it.

[@notmuch_23]

It's a spherical cow, for those spherical cow calculations (or COWculations)!

[@PomeloRetro]

I know I'm 8 years too late - but what can I say? I'm retro., But a Christmas USB stick makes complete sense to me. I've sometimes backed up old Christmas photos from negatives and home movies from VHS and given them as gifts of Christmas themed USB sticks. 16gb is too small, but I also have a 256GB USB stick that has backups of all Christmas movies, TV shows, KZbin videos, Music, recipes etc etc that I break out every year.

[@RRW359]

Favorite YT channel: LGR Second favorite: Ashens This is what happens when they combine.

[@jacobfelger5684]

+RRW And now you know what must be done. +Lazy Game Reviews and +Ashens, JOIN FORCES!

[@andreiordean9346]

Make it happen ! NOW !

[@RRW359]

Jacob Felger An Excellent combination!

[@vivivizion]

+RRW "An Excellent Reply"

[@ThatWeirdoWhoMakesVideos]

They must review tat together

[@sambeckettcat]

"I got some leftover water here" the attention to comedic detail is astounding.

[@JoshAdams77]

"I guess this could be handy if you have no brain and don't what to do anything on your own." Best review quote ever. They should put that on the box.

[@JonnyInfinite]

Is that USB stick 'FAT' 32? ;P

[@ImTheYowie]

+JonnyInfinite That might be what they meant with "Jolly" :p

[@JamesRDavenport]

Nice that you went with the actual front of your house, instead of your more famous back porch and rose garden which we've all seen like SOOOO many times! ;) Feliez NaviDAD Clint!

[@Ryotaiku]

You could totally make a Wicked Witch of the East USB stick using that same concept.

[@ChelseaColeslaw]

Ryotaiku with curling feet!

[@Cliffdog01]

That Christmas Lights programme was actually pretty cool. Those budget builder are a bit of a guilty pleasure.

[@traceacex]

Took me a few seconds to recognize the "customer service representative's" voice, hahaha. Happy Holidays, LGR!

[@scotshabalam2432]

That USB Santa would be great for hiding password lists. Just stick him in with your cheap Christmas stuff and it's almost guaranteed that he will never be stolen. Burglars have no interest in your cheap Christmas crap it's really on the bottom of their lists of what they like to steal.

[@seanlavoie2]

Lol this was definitely fun to rewatch. Especially the Santa USB 🙂

[@geoserenity]

"i have a cow, man" ...best. line. ever.

[@KosteonLink]

Geo Belmont it was just so subtle, ha

[@ByGeorge846]

Nice spinning display table for the cow! Looks like something straight off the Shopping Channel.

[@rwtx.online6462]

Was expecting some kind of comment about the placement of the baseball glove. When you can see both of his hands elsewhere.

[@ImTheYowie]

+GameRW My thoughts exactly.

[@KurisuYamato]

Ah, hearing Roses on that phone call made me smile. Always enjoy when she sneaks into your videos somewhere :D

[@MaxwellMontes]

7:38 I like how determined you look despite the fact that you're looking at the back of the toy

[@jfwfreo]

That USB cow has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[@pqfamilyadventures]

man, I love your reviews of software that sit in a bin at a large retailer that's going out of business and that they are practically trying to give you money to take off their hands. there's always that level of curiosity that begs the question of what could possibly be the point of owning this. It's awesome, keep it up!

[@ameliawright6947]

Can't wait for 2016 LGR Christmas. Best part of the year.

[@rangerbbf6436]

IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!

[@somethingiguess9783]

"So, uh, right. Here's the included chain, and here's Santa Claus himself. He's jolly, and he's 16 gigs of... space." - Clint Basinger

[@Jena-cc6os]

I know I’m late to this Christmas party, but I’ve been binge watching your videos recently and my god I wish I could like this video more than once! I’ve been subscribed to you for the past couple years now, but as of late I can’t get enough of your videos! I recently became unemployed the week before Christmas, and I’ve really been struggling to stay afloat in every way possible. Watching your videos during this not so ideal time in my life has really helped me deal with my constant anxiety and has overall just brightened my spirits so much! I’m never one to leave comments, but after watching this silly old Christmas vid (along with the countless others I’ve been watching) I felt the need to let you know just how much I appreciate you and the effort you put into this channel. Your videos never fail to put a smile on my face and definitely make my days a little bit easier to get through. SO THANK YOU LGR! Keep up the awesome work! 😊

[@CosmicKangaroo]

The fact that the glove is next to santa's crotch in that water game makes it slightly disturbing

[@meowmocha12]

I think it was supposed to be a bag? Like, the bag he puts all the gifts in. And I don't know what they were going for with the plastic shelf thing above his head. Take a guess, kids. Child me: I'm guessing... this is a low-effort toy and I'm gonna go play with my Barbies instead.

[@andrewhedrick1612]

The Santa USB would be popular with people that make being Santa their job year round. some people are obsessed with Christmas.

[@mooniejohnson]

I forgot just how much I loved this episode. Clint, you're fantastic. If you ever stop LGR, I'll be very sad.

[@smellydelicious7872]

COW? COW? DID SOMEONE MENTION A COW?!

[@PurpleWind64]

(Ear-piercing screech) (Slowly pecks cow)

[@ChelseaColeslaw]

Thank you

[@Laurabeck329]

You sir win this comment section.

[@corsaircarl9582]

Woah nice house LGR, do you skateboard down the halls to get to your PC game room?

[@MikeZdoesitz]

Can you fill that water thing up with beer?!

[@MikeZdoesitz]

+optimusjamie easy tiger, he can still drink it. If there's one thing certain in life, it's that we need a follow up video investigating the effect of beer and 'other liquids' in this fantabulous contraption and how they effect the non-existent gameplay.

[@Corkoth55]

+MikeZdoesit Z any liquid that comes out of that will be deemed unsafe for human consumption...

[@maximum9626]

4:11 "computer must be turned on for the USB lights to work"...can't believe they were serious while writing this obvious random things XD...

[@Matlalcueitl]

+maximum96 And that's not exactly true if you have a charging port in your laptop. ;>

[@sadmac356]

You'd be surprised

[@calilovett2063]

I love how there's no other explanation on the cow's box. Not even 'cow-shaped lamp'. No. Just... "cow". It's so hilarious.

[@Snotnarok]

Oh my God that USB cow is straight out of an Ashen's video! LGR you're getting into some serious dollar store crap territory here, I hope you didn't pay more than that

[@P0V3RTY09]

LMFAO @ PUR voice over work as the snarky "Christmas Cow Tech Support"

[@PhantomFellows]

I wasn’t expecting such a large usb stick when you took Santa’s pants off

[@vandelay98]

Poor USB santa...sawed in half just for 16 gigs of data. My thoughts and prayers are with you USB santa! Great episode!

[@nessuno1984]

My son heard this video from the other room and called out "What's Clint doing?". I replied "He's disembowelling Santa".

[@labenvenci1584]

5:24 We need a 10 hour loop of LGR staring at a cow with Christmas music on.

[@Barbaryotaku]

Wow, the customer service team at Phillips are so rude. I shall avoid their products even if the cow is kinda cute.

[@dkabot]

+Barbaryotaku You... do realize that "call" was a fake for the sake of the joke, yes?

[@pushinguproses]

+Barbaryotaku I'm glad my cameo was convincing. ;)

[@rkaid4164]

+PushingUpRoses Ah, I was just about to ask if that was you being the customer service person there :) well done!

[@folver91]

+PushingUpRoses Can I contact you? My company is looking for a kind and lovely customer service rep

[@Thesupersaiyanlord]

+PushingUpRoses I knew it had to be you XD love your content by the way :)

[@AmyraCarter]

The Santa's Innards comment, I lost it, LMFAO Christmas Crap, indeed; ever heard of a 'Christmas Cow'? Yeah, me neither, really, it must be a pop-crap-culture thing.

[@meadowfrance]

I had no idea what this was. So I watched it. It exceeded my expectations, which were: *sees thumbnail, pig/cow in Santa hat, gotta watch!* I can't think of anything I hate more than useless Christmas themed stuff. xD

[@SeaOfTides]

Cute stocking stuffers for the little ones! Santa's feet sticking out of the USB port makes it look like he is going down yer computer's "chimney" :)! The cow is really pretty. I wish we had the functionality of the Christmas Lights Planner in the Sims 3!

[@steaker-gi9uw]

I bought one of those USB pigs probably 4 years ago and it’s been plugged in 24/7 without any issues. It’s been knocked around constantly and somehow it still works and hasn’t burned my office down.

[@KoRnFoReVeR23]

"Chain included"... and you can clearly SEE in the packet that the chain is there... Why not have it say "Everything you see here is included".. ;D

[@em84c]

I guess in case someone opens the packaging in the store and steals that sweet chain...

[@timmehhemmit]

I couldn't stop giggling at the cow, it's so adorable I want one

[@stevethepocket]

"Uh, hi. I have a cow?" Well, don't!

[@GameHammerCG]

I kind of want that Xmas Cow. eBay here I come!

[@pix3l_brat]

Super enjoyable episode and loved the PUR cameo! Happy Holidays LGR! 🎅

[@Fazeof1p]

A finally, a simulation of that part from National Lampoon's christmas involving the 50 billion christmas lights.

[@Relkin109]

1:36 LGR goin' FULL Jeff Goldblum giggle right here.

[@guerillagrueplays6301]

Loved the PUR cameo as Philips Support :D

[@sralmendrita]

Man, now i want that cow

[@Eos_Galvus]

that cow is clearly a regal Christmas symbol. Truly, a national treasure for the amount of things it does.

[@plan7a]

:D - I expected the Santa USB to have a flashing nose; making me think if it was a reindeer it would've been better. Just during data transfer, I mean... Then it wouldn't have been quite so tacky! LOL.

[@50shadesofbeige88]

It's always nice to stumble upon an LGR video I've never seen.

[@vonDumpy]

"Man, time flies. I hate this." - My motto

[@tomkipling9120]

keep your torrented Christmas movies on the usb

[@The1234philly]

i approve of the back to the future shirt :-P

[@LGR]

Glad someone finally realized what it was, haha

[@JeFi2]

I love that style of review! It reminds me of Ashens. Please do more!

[@TheSillyPotato]

You know what baffles me the most? Someone actually spent time in making the Christmas Light Planner thing.

[@dollors1]

Your laugh is contagious! Loved the video

[@assassinsden7478]

I like how PushingUpRoses was the Philips CS person. I actually started watching your content because of hers.

[@darthmal1]

I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing during the entire ending with that amazing light designer software

[@JulesJuno737]

Risking your computer on dubious hardware and software that may or may not burst it into flames. Youre an true hero lgr. XD

[@ryanwinklevoss]

Your face when you plugged that cow in just killed me. my sides.

[@iamjappiee]

I literally died from laughing with the cow phone call.

[@TheOpponent]

1:16 It's like an American adaptation of Ashens.

[@potatoegirl31]

Oh yeah! Only he should have opened it on his 'ugly 70s' chair!

[@onurcanerdogan]

I am back just for the cow. Nothing more, nothing less. Happy new year Clint!

[@jimmypage4162]

lol I'm not even a gamer but I love your channel dude! Been a subscriber for a while can't get enough of you. You need a talk show

[@sambeckettcat]

I will eat my hat if that lady on that call were actually real. XD Great job man, best Oddware yet.

[@wolliveryoutube]

The fog filter was hilarious, I was cracking up!

[@TheRodx69]

Using Santa's bowels as digital storage is exactly what I have in mind when I think PATRIOT

[@creeker_g_ray]

The part where you poured the water out of the game and then into your mouth...that sound you made...I thought it was so funny I had to replay it like six times...lmao

[@ZylonFPV]

I pissed myself laughing when you started playing the Christmas music in the Xmas planner 😂

[@schalkespringer]

Enjoyed this a lot. Hope you have a very happy holidays, and a fantastic New Year to come. :) Thanks for your wonderful channel!

[@RetroGamePlayers]

I have the Patriot 32GB Christmas Tree flash drive. It is basically the same as Santa, but a bit cooler because of the snow it has on its branches.

[@CommanderMouse72]

That santa flash drive is what you store your Christmas music and movies on, that's the only use I'd see for it

[@TheLaXandro]

The "oven mitt" would be a thing you'd put the top part of the santa on to not lose. The oversight here would be the fact that you'd never lose it anyway because that's where the chain and indeed the mitt is attached to, it'd make sense if the chain was attached to the legs.

[@UltromanTheTacoman]

7:06 Ah, yes. Leftover water. The unsung hero of the avid retro gamer.

[@DergEnterprises]

I love the cameo in the cow segment!

[@Spudcore]

How do we sell these outdated, low capacity flash drives? Put a Santa-shaped casing on them! Ka-Ching!

[@yoitired]

If I saw this stuff in real life I'd be completely 100% uninterested, but watching Clint review it is entertaining.

[@darkestdeath8035]

I went hysterical with laughter when he phoned customer service about the cow. I'm going to try that one day, maybe in the summer I will phone them about a light up cow with a Santa hat...

[@MrEk0o]

Should have added this message at beginning of this video ... "No Santa was hurt during this video, special effects and stuntmen have been used to heighten the drama of USB stick usage."