LGR - Super 3D Noah's Ark - PC Game Review

[@TheDeldiz]

Actually, Noah's Ark might be an interesting concept for a resource management game. Keep all the animals and people alive and happy during the voyage, and possibly rewrite history by obtaining and rescuing animals people thought nonexistent.

[@martiqueheisler5959]

Not a bad idea actually

[@alyssa7867]

Unicorns.

[@Mick_92]

Ark Tycoon 2019

[@lievenvv]

@@Mick_92 'Theme Ark' ?

[@medes5597]

Wil Wright had basically the same idea, it was one of the Spore sequels he was throwing around before EA fucked up the original and forced him out.

[@Ironman1o1]

So, Brutal Super 3D Noah's Ark when?

[@bubsythebobcat57]

Ironman1o1 With a magnificent two drops of blood per level.

[@Ninetails2000]

+Ironman1o1 Don't you think they should do 3D Super Noah's Ark: Evilution first?

[@Larry]

That pass through system on the cart was pretty much standard for playing import games on a PAL SNES, Regional game in the back and import game in the top. So technically Noah's Ark 3D was region free! Never heard of on a normal SNES game!

[@Sudahluopa]

You're here, Larry?

[@The_Real_DCT]

Prima Cahyadi Larry is everywhere. They even say that if you say his name three times, he appears behind you makes a insult towards Peter Molyneux and then says but, hello you.

[@ruler_of_everything]

@@The_Real_DCT larry larry larry

[@noideac]

I would love to see a gritty IDtech4 remake of this game. Noah is back and PISSED at these hungry animals.

[@uzimyspecial]

noideac BFG VS Sheep. Who will win?!

[@tbirddddd]

noideac "The war ain't over. Look at all the animals running around." - Noah Blazkowicz.

[@gabrieleriva651]

noideac and with Russel Crowe likeness for Noah.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

id Tech 6, feed and drink and fight like heaven.

[@writtenfactorforever]

Animality.

[@marcianoacuerda]

"Is obscure as balls so i approve", "passionate few weirdos". Things like that make me feel at home.

[@JamesRDavenport]

I suppose if one wanted more "genuine" FPS violence in their biblical games, they could always make one about David killing the Nephilim (giants) or even about when he had to collect 200 Philistine foreskins so he marry King Saul's daughter. "David: Foreskin Hunter" has FPS written all over it! ;)

[@chillinchum]

***** Or 3D character action game, you know, melee combat. I get the idea though.

[@FlawedIntellect]

chillin chum 3D Character Action Game would work well for Samson, given that he killed 1,000 people with a donkey's jawbone. Biblical events could also make for a very interesting Grand Strategy game in the vein of Civilization, or otherwise a good Real Time Strategy game.

[@Bazooka_Sharks]

@Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord the giants are called raphiam. Nimrod, King Og , goliath and his brothers, and all the other giants fall in that category. They are descended from the Nephilim

[@spaghetti-zc5on]

@@Bazooka_Sharks when did the devs release all this lore

[@badgerlordpatrick6493]

There was a shoot-em-up back in the day called "David Vs. Goliath". Has adware attached to it but it's so old I wonder if it even matters. Still wouldn't try it.

[@PriestonART]

there now needs to be a survival game about noah's ark. manage resources and food, and attempt to live for the 40 days, could actually be fun.

[@DARE0451]

preston glover 40 days full of first person badly animated Unity Engine shit shovelling?

[@martiqueheisler5959]

That's not a bad idea actually

[@W3Rn1ckz]

40 Nights on the Ark. I'm sorry I'll leave now

[@gasolinedrinker9170]

W3Rn1ckz Kinda good... maybe lose the ark. 40 Nights would be better though.

[@markhaus]

Nothing would highlight how ridiculous the story is than having you shovel the shit of every animal that would e been on it

[@8BitPicklez]

6:39 That slingshot is way too close to resembling a pentagram for comfort.

8BitPicklez its a homage to doom!

[@oz_jones]

8BitPicklez Pentagram is a protective symbol.

[@alexlelel]

***** btw its upside down

[@oz_jones]

Kaminishi Doesn't matter, really. Just like "upside down" cross isn't anti-Christian.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

That's a good point, Peter asked to be crucified upside down because he didn't feel worthy to die the same way as Jesus. Unless Peter is the devil, it's not actually Anti-Christ.

[@hairy_cornflake]

I don't how you manage to do this but every single time you upload a new video, I feel like it's Christmas all over again. Man you're awesome!

[@LGR]

Thank you, happy to hear it!

[@GeoStreber]

so if this is based on Wolf3d, can you then switch some sprite files to make Noah fight Nazis?

[@cambreaKer]

probably

[@cambreaKer]

@@Bauglir100 but some wolf3d editors support noah files

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

Or make him fight non-believers

[@JRSanchez93]

@@exxelsetijadi5348 the final boss is Richard Dawkins and you have to feed him till his tummy's full so he can sleep.

[@guguy00]

@@exxelsetijadi5348 So, Nazis? :P

[@rexthesheep]

Need to build an ark? I Noah guy!

[@annemburada6265]

SheepyTina Finally and in the wake of countless prayers of His followers The Lord, God the Almighty, the all knowing, all powerful, omnipresent and ubiquitous, omniscient and omnipotent Creator of the Universe and the planet Earth, the SSHA (Supreme Stickler for Heterosexual Activities) will show Himself to His faithful simultaneously in Rome, Jerusalem, Shanghai, Washington, New Delhi, Tokyo and Al-Qahira on June 13, 2015, at 13:13 a.m. EST in the presence of 200,000 people and 333 radio- and TV technicians.. He will direct Himself in the 444 major languages of the planet to mankind and He will abduct all earth-bound communication satellites to the effect. All technicians present and all scientists, even the most godless ones, will confirm that such an event cannot be explained by science, nay that such a feat is impossible to achieve by technical means. So at long last all mankind will see and witness and confess that God exists. It was after protracted deliberations with faithful communication experts that the Lord decided to use modern means of communication to spread His message of Love. He had been saddened by the fact the last round of communications with the help of burning bushes had been somewhat flawed because it had basically reached only Europe and the Americas while vast parts of Asia and the Middle East are still dominated by other religions and „gods“. We look forward to this event with great joy and gratefulness. Praised be The Lord.

[@exiledPostman]

***** That was a flood of words.

[@SoujiMonaru]

SheepyTina I takes two to understand a pun....two of each animal! =P

[@Hijynx87]

SheepyTina BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAA BWAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@finalbossoftheinternet6360]

***** ow ow OW my bush is burning!

[@realgamerguyvlog32]

Funfact Wisdom Tree is still in business today

[@mudsh4rk]

When I first learned about this back around '99 or 2000, Wisdom Tree still had boxed copies for sale on their web site for $50. If only I'd known where SNES collecting would go.

[@WendeXTX]

You have to hand it to Wisdom Tree. When you think of bible games FPS doesn't seem like the first choice. Maybe ID's Doom is a sequel to 3D Super 3D Noah's 3D Ark 3D, after all you are fighting heathenous demons

[@iblobtouch]

They probably didn't think "Hey we should make a Christian themed fps game!" What most likely happened was that they saw how popular those games were and thought "if we combine these games popularity with the ease of making and selling religious themed games we could make a quick buck from this in no time at all!"

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

Hey Clint, I have a suggestion for a future video: though I understand the basics of it, I have been looking all over the internet for a technical breakdown of how the Doom engine (or any 2D FPS engine) works, basically how it manages to convey the illusion of a 3D space even though it is fully 2D, but I could never find anything about it. I think that would be an _awesome_ video that a lot of people would be interested in and I would be forever grateful. Hell, I bet you could even get in touch with John Romero: I get the feeling you are more popular than he is these days.

[@stevenstrike]

Ghost81 Check out the Ancient Dos Games channel, he just released a video explaining why doom engine is not a raycaster

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

stevenstrike Nice, thanks for the suggestion, I'll definitely watch it.

[@DomeCandyGames]

Ghost81 I'd also recommend Ancient Dos Games' video. Also, Google "fabien sanglard doom renderer." The first result is a coder who dissects exactly how the Doom engine draws each element on screen. It's the best breakdown I've ever seen on it. He gets in to the code too, if that's your thing.

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

Dome-Candy Games Awesome, I'll do just that. Thanks.

[@FlawedIntellect]

Ghost81 It's also worth noting that different developers had different approaches to faking a 3D environment. id's Doom engine did things differently from Bungie's engine(s) for the Marathon games (Marathon 2's engine was a heavily overhauled version of the Marathon 1 engine, and added new gameplay mechanics as well as room for additional weapons. It also marked a change in the way the files worked, rending M1 files incompatible with M2 and MI. Marathon Infinity ran on the same engine of Marathon 2, though was closer to pushing the engine to its limits.), and 3D Realms's purchased Build Engine works differently than the Doom and Marathon engines. It'd be nice to see videos that cover the similarities and differences between each of these engines.

[@applescruff1969]

This is to Wolfenstein 3D what Chex Quest is to Doom: A weird-ass reskin that now has a cult following for obvious reasons. On the plus side, I really want to see the Brutal version of this game, where Noah fights off hoards of non-believers and eventually makes his way to hell and fights the devil. It'd be awesome to say the least. Lol.

[@Rakiarmas]

I wonder if someone has combined these two games together: Wolfenstein 3D + Super 3D Noah's Ark. You'll fight both Nazis & angry animals and you can either feed them & make them sleep or shoot them with guns. Also the story would be like weird merge of these both universe. :)

[@Rakiarmas]

Well kinda. I was thinking Noah & B.J. joining forces against the unholy alliance of Nazis & Evil Animal League or something similar. Kinda like Marvel Vs Capcom except with Wolfenstein and Noah's Ark 3D. :D

[@Rakiarmas]

B.J.Blazkowicz, the son of Super Noah. :D

[@elbryan42]

I personally love this game. Then again, I can't get enough of the gameplay of Wolfenstein 3D (love those oldschool 90 degree wall shooting games). Great review Clint! :)

[@TheSrawperd]

So wait, Super 3D Noah's Ark 3D got retooled and reworked for a re-release, but the PC version of Wolfenstein (and heck, Doom too!) by the famous id Software just had its Dos version shoved onto Steam? Am I missing something here?!

[@SetTopGames]

TheSrawperd Bethesda are lazy fucks? I thought everyone knew this.

[@TheSrawperd]

chillin chum Well, the thing is, Noah 3D includes the Dos version for free along with the new one.

[@chillinchum]

TheSrawperd That's an even greater value, the end user can easily choose what experience they want with the product to a certain degree!

[@chillinchum]

Foxhack If that is true, I have a very hard time believing it based on what effort it must have taken to create some of the games in thier pedigree. Maybe it's not that some don't know, but just don't believe it. And I'm inclined to feel those people know better then to believe it.

[@fridaykitty]

​@@chillinchum While Bethesda may not be entirely "lazy", they definitely aren't consumer-friendly. Take a look at the Creation Club, which is essentially their store for paid mods, which otherwise would be completely free, for Fallout 4 and Skyrim. Not to mention the severely bug-ridden state of many of their games, especially Fallout 76, on initial release. That one's definitely a point towards "lazy" if they're not even gonna fix game-breaking bugs before launch.

[@MrJoeyWheeler]

Hilariously that trick of putting a licensed game on top still works on current Nintendo consoles.

[@LakoIsFun]

Nope CD

[@LakoIsFun]

Nice joke though

[@MrJoeyWheeler]

Pix Videos Their handhelds still use carts. Action Replay DSi can operate on its own but functions by putting a real game inside it. Which is actually a step down from how it used to work with the original Action Replay DS, where you just need to use the AR cart to load the program.

[@LakoIsFun]

i know about the DS but the consoles i mean

[@PuffyRainbowCloud]

The Nintendo DS is a console. It is a handheld console, however.

[@marscaleb]

Aww F*** YEAH! 1080P GOAT FEEDING ACTION!!!

[@pauldavidson6088]

They be trying to port this game over to the Genesis now. Wisdom Tree never dies.

[@RUTVonline]

This game has been covered before, but never this intimately. Great job!

[@n0dltr0n]

thank you for shedding light on the infamous angry id software rumor concerning 3d Super 3d 3d No3ah'ds 3d Ark d 3 3d's development.

[@tastywindex]

If it runs on the standard Wolf engine, would it be possible to re-add assets from the original game back to this? I'd really like to see Noah go on a psychotic anti-goat rampage with an MP40.

[@LakoIsFun]

If you make wolf3d mods, you can mod the old pc version

[@bobdeinterlace]

I read somewhere that this was supposed to be a Hellraiser game originally but then Wisdom Tree decided that they only wanted to make Bible games from then on so they let the movie license expire.

[@MarneusAndMilkyBlood]

Nice review man! I'm going to go ahead and once again compliment the camera work in this one. I know this is dumb, but the way show off and focus on these floppies. I don't know... there's just something perfect about it. Maybe you did some crazy 80's commercials in a previous life but I love it!

[@TyphoidBryan]

Ahh.. I keep seeing the Sanitarium box on the shelf! I hope a nostalgic review is on its way soon!

[@tappajavittu]

LGR, you're the greatest

[@justin6581]

That is clearly a game that Ned Flanders would approve of.

[@np02058]

Ofcourse Elvis isnt alive and living in Nebraska. Everyone knows he is living in Mexico nowadays

[@GottgleicherMaster]

np02058 so who is hideing under my bed right now? :S

[@np02058]

Marc Tißler Mr Smith from across the street?

[@GottgleicherMaster]

np02058 no thats someone else don't know who. but I have completly forgotten that Elvis is hiding in the closet :)

[@np02058]

Marc Tißler No you are thinking about Tom Cruise

[@GottgleicherMaster]

that explains why John Travolta is constantly knocking against my door

[@otaking3582]

6:16 The Dove Foundation - doesn't know the meaning of "satire", but still endorses a game where you shoot animals!

[@retropirate1]

Wait a minute? Does that mean Wisdom Tree is still alive?! I thought they went bankrupt or something...

[@ludothorn]

yesterday i have seen the game on steam, and i think: it will be fun a reviews By LGR about this game. some one have listen to me! (bad english i know)

[@Eddiethenotsogreat]

Ludo Thorn It wasn't bad. Where are you from?

[@ludothorn]

italy! :D

[@brandonut99]

Ludo Thorn That is awesome, I love seeing people from other countries learning another language. I've been taking Spanish for 2 years and still barely know the language lmao.

[@ludothorn]

the magic of internet! :D

[@Hawk-q9d]

(Patrick whistling) Spongebob: Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird. Patrick: No that's Italian, Spongebob. *RIP Stephen Hillenburg*

[@catriona_drummond]

Can't wait to see "Spiritual Warfare!"

[@Ultimatewario89]

This game can get an HD rerelease but Blood can't, why?

[@LGR]

appdirect Licensing, yo.

[@OdaSwifteye]

appdirect The people who have the rights to it haven't decided to do so for some reason? It could require a bit of digging but you could find who owns it if any and see if anything could be done to fix that oversight.

[@gruppy2775]

appdirect Warner Brothers Entertainment owns the Blood trademark and Intellectual property and sadly, I doubt that they are going to do anything with it.

[@memeaids445]

Ah, this comment aged like milk in the Sonoran Desert

[@fuzzydunlop1753]

@@memeaids445 so they made it?

[@Bauglir100]

Super 3D Noah’s Ark should get a Nintendo Switch port.

[@danielhn93]

I'm here courtesy of The Nerd.

[@TheDisgruntledCactus]

Good, I was worried you'd forget to mention it ran on ECWolf! Compared to running it on DOSBox, it's a godsend for any wolf3D based game. Of course, that could be said about any sourceport. One thing I'd like to mention that wasn't mentioned in the video is that the bulk of the PC Steam release income goes to the creator of ECWolf, so if you just don't want to give money to Wisdom Tree, you'd be mostly helping him out.

[@finalbossoftheinternet6360]

Elvis is still alive somewhere in Nebraska... true story.

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

#PCmasterrace the only place where you can play super Noah's ark 3D at 4K 60FPS with online multiplayer

[@thatguyknownaswill8180]

And they said Quake was the start of shooter games being too brown… nah… Super 3D Noah’s Ark was the true beginning.

[@Dojan5]

"How old was Noah when he had Shem, Ham and Japheth?" Is that in years or months? O_o

[@Eddiethenotsogreat]

Tom O'Neill The oldest dude in the bible supposedly almost lived 1000 years. Do you seriously believe that bullshit?

[@TheAlexagius]

Tom O'Neill Ha right

[@courteouscommunicator7639]

Tom O'Neill They were really into insest back then too.

[@BChart781]

Tom, it's bullshit. Even with modern medicine, we can barely get over 100. I'm not about to trust some millennia old desert book over the scientific consensus of all biology.

[@Diggnuts]

***** There are two ways in which a year could have been shorter Either by a higher rotation of the planet or a insane scheme that did not observe the seasons. The bible is in so far completely bonkers that I would not put it passed them, but I don't believe this is the case. The decrease of rotational speed of the planet can be measured in only a couple of seconds over tens of thousands of years so that would not have made a great difference. So most likely it's a mistranslation, exaggeration or a blatant fib.

[@Kablam5]

Brutal Noah's Ark mod when?

[@AidGum]

I didn't know a version for the PC existed until I watched this video.

[@LakoIsFun]

On his steam page I saw he played it

[@Nickwithneighbors]

Noah's Ark or Santa with a slingshot? lol

[@GameplayandTalk]

I need to get so wasted that I'll forget what I'm playing, then play this game.

[@AlidarJarok1]

Gameplay and Talk I guess I need to suggest this the next time you stream. :P

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

You should take example from Marphy Black and use Duke Nukem music in the background in the revisited version of 3D Super 3D Noah's 3D Ark... 3D's gameplay footage.

[@SonyaSaturn64]

Hold up. The re-release of Super Noah's Ark 3D is going to have multiplayer? Damn you! Now I have to waste money on it so I can shoot others with food!

[@Tijaxtolan]

The priest: video games are from the devil Me:

[@FyoneVideos]

There should be a modern simulation game where you play as Noah building the ark and then sailing it. It would be cool to be able to design your own ark, and then manage it, and sail it.

[@tophatproduction2363]

"Hes gonna take you back to the past"

[@IkeFoxbrush]

It's a bit difficult to see at 3:28 but the spine of the CD jewel case reads "Super 3D Noah's Ark", so that's presumably the official title.

[@fumetamax]

LGR i know that you dont take requests but will you consider to make fallout 1&2 reviews in the future? By the way your reviews are awesome you have a big fan here in Spain :)

[@JeppePaaBjerget]

Have considered to start making classic game reviews, but loses almost discouraged when you see such good reviews as LGR and Angry video game nerd. feel almost giving up before I started

[@Yusuke_Denton]

Jeppepaabjerget Everyone has to start somewhere.

[@JeppePaaBjerget]

That is exactly what is very difficult. One is affected positively of their way to make reviews! But I'll try to do some exercise videos before I put something on my reviews channel. so I do not unconsciously copy others. thanks for your response :)

[@CheffBryan]

Always fun to see these obscure games. Thanks! I was wondering though, what game has had the most "awkward" or "odd-ball" releases you've seen? For example, Half Life Decay only came out on the PS2 and was never released on Steam.

[@mamasadie5219]

Omg you reviewd my favourite game!

[@AlkaPwn]

You remember a game called Ken's Labyrinth? That was the first FPS game I ever played. It played a lot like Wolfenstein, but it had keys to collect and different powerup suits you could get, much like Doom, but before it's time. I really enjoyed it as a kid, but I haven't played it since. Worth a review if you ever get a copy.

[@BlooditeDrakan]

I'm... probably very strange then. I sat down and played this in it's entirety for almost 7 hours total and actually enjoyed it. Sure it's not as difficult as Wolfenstein 3D, but it still has it's moments and is far harder than most of Blake Stone Aliens of Gold (although I guess I only beat that on difficulty 3, not 4). There was only one bullshit part in E6M3 where ammo became stupidly rare and lead to an incredibly unfair situation which required an ammo cheat just to push through. Past that, it's playable and the religious theme just makes it all the more amusing for me.

[@SpooferJahk]

BlooditeDrakan You got another strange person joining you, the game is such a surreal experience that I can't help but to like it.

[@raithegemologist5114]

feeding cute animals with a slingshot appeals to me in ways i don't think it should

[@Nazrat84]

This game is more stable at launch then Batman: Arkham Knight!

[@DARE0451]

Nazrat84 It didn't have platform and retailer specific DLC either so that's a plus.

[@Nazrat84]

TrueFriends HelpMoveBodies Nice profile picture

[@DARE0451]

Nazrat84 To you as well.

[@DARE0451]

***** ...Not necessarily. We both have Katia Managan as our avatar. Katia Managan is from a comedy webcomic (Homestuck sorta style but this is actually good) based in the world of The Elder Scrolls, specifically right before Oblivion, with Katia being the webcomic's version of Oblivion's main character, which is why the comic itself is called "Prequel Adventure". I suggest you read it, it's really funny. If you go to the site, though, I'll go ahead and warn you that it starts out on the most recent update. Check the column to the right for a button that says Start from the Beginning.

[@inversemanhattan9980]

Nazrat84 Buy a console. Get a PS4. Problem solved.

[@ZombieRonSwanson]

this brings back some memories, I used to have it on SNES

[@HectorRoldan]

Just got it on sale on Steam AND CAN'T WAIT!! Came to watch this before I go play ^_^

[@MetalTrenches]

I unironically loved this game

Mesmerizing review.

[@MagikGimp]

I had no idea there were other weapons or a DOS version for that matter; makes sense I guess. Didn't realise you collected console stuff either Clint but for this game that also makes sense!

[@touhouguyII]

Nice review, LGR!

[@EP1CNELSON]

I like how you changed the order in which the name of the game is said multiple times :)

[@moisesvaladez8162]

Noah's shooting food pellets into animal's mouths to make them go to sleep!!

[@MaxineAndrew]

I still quite believe this exists. :P Great 3D review, 3D LGR! :D

[@MadameSomnambule]

I remember seeing AVGN review the SNES game and the other Bible games. Never knew there was a PC port of this.

[@sionjones1675]

One of those slingshots looks an awful lot like an upside down pentagram, ha!

[@DeisFortuna]

super noahs ark 3d. with multiplayer. sounds like fun!

[@davarman3615]

Too bad they haven't added it yet

[@DeisFortuna]

Davarman what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..............................

[@MobyTheDuck]

Cant wait for Brutal Super Noah's Ark 3D

[@windowontracks]

did you ever do a video on cyclones for dos? kinda interesting 'me too' doom clone game.....

[@Hermione617]

hahahhaha hahaha. That's amazing.. just so entertaining.. & the commentary.. wow. Thank you. I"ve never heard of it, but thank you. haha. I'm fully entertained... & as a lover of Jesus as well.

[@LauraBow1929]

Played "Bible Adventures" on the NES back in the day. Had no idea Wisdom Tree was still active, or created so many games. Ned Flanders would approve.

[@ajokay]

I like how they include a kangaroo on the box art...

[@Cade_Squirrel]

The fact that this is on Steam tells us our Lord Gaben loves us

[@RetroGamerVX]

Before you said that they were being fed, from watching the gameplay, I assumed you were killing them with stones from a slingshot!! lol

[@zacharygardner2469]

Great video!! LGR for Prez, yo.

[@triskalguilo]

Epic "BuuuUUT" at 6:12 :-D

[@Megatron-sl5us]

GOG released the game today for $4.99!

[@beltube]

hey, do you think you could dump some of those wisdom tree dos games?

[@449JaneDrive]

I always thought Noah was trying to get all the excess animals off of the ark since it was supposed to be only two of each kind. If that is true, then he's essentially killing all those animals since just about everything dies during the flood.

[@mrdreamy1747]

This game is an enigma.

[@presleydejean4638]

5:03 I-Is that slingshot a pentagram???

[@nachtopus4872]

this should be a meme game

[@mindspace3863]

I remember playing this Noqh game bwck in the 90's. As a kid I really enjoy it.

[@LegionOfWorldWarriors]

Man, why does putting a game on top of S3NA on SNES reminds me of the lock-on feature in Sonic & Knuckles?

[@Sparkette]

1:32 7 GRAND DAD is a first-person shooter?

[@xexat]

3:23 and now on steam

[@mbelmer85]

LGR, I swear I used to play a DOS FPS almost exactly like Wolfenstein, same engine I believe but you fought zombies and Frankenstein like monsters I think witches too in like mansion. I can't for my life find it or what it was called, but I swear it existed! Do you have any idea?

[@alerommel1]

Mitchel Belmer Is it perhaps Nitemare 3D?

[@altispinax3066]

Honestly I think it holds up a bit better than Wolf 3D nowadays. It feels like a middle ground between Wolf and Doom combat-wise and the wholesomeness in a 2.5 D shooter is actually a nice change of pace

[@ipullstuffapart]

Is it only a coincidence that EEVblog put up a mailbag where his guest talked about this game not but a few hours before this was released?

[@DARE0451]

ipullstuffapart Yes, because the amount of editing, script writing, research, recording, rendering, and uploading would take *faaaaar* more than "a few hours".

[@LGR]

Yes. I've been working on this review for months.

[@Yusuke_Denton]

ipullstuffapart Maybe EEVblog is a patron and saw LGR's video 2 weeks ago.

[@robertharris6092]

I hope the rerelease has a mode for 3d glasses.

[@ThisIsAutumnAlex]

It has just been announced that this game will be re-released for the RETRO VGS. It will be a video game console with cartridge's like the Atari Jaguar.

[@doom2muchkiller1]

I know this made somebody happy so that makes me happy

[@CplEthane]

These were sold at Christian book stores; the one down the street from my apartment at the time had about five of these in box and brand new for sale 20 years ago, and deeply discounted. Still kicking myself in the ass for not buying them all and saving them for an Ebay 20 years later.

[@ebrules]

Noah had more than 2 of each clean animal on board, that's why there's tons of sheep and stuff. It shouldn't be -quite- that many but still :v