LHC The Time Machine 1

[@42fontenator]

A statue of SHIVA is prominently displayed outside of CERN. Connect the dots.

[@UtkarshSingh-hd5yn]

So?

[@dragonoid250]

El Psy Congroo

[@caravela5167]

CELEB 17

[@ninjja4011]

el psy congy

[@ilahazs]

El Psy Cringe

[@djhotfood]

You need a microwave send a message through a curve black hole

[@deleteduser8652]

Also an crt tv

[@MICHAELALEJANDROMALATE]

HUMAN IS DEAD, MISMATCH.

[@elizajayne2888]

Whoops wrong time machine , unless I alter perceptions...

[@mca0824]

no way to take pictures of it in atmosphere, so no way to know what exactly is happening

[@tdjdk]

which particular do u mean? and what is ur evidence it is the right one?

[@Dokdude]

OMG. this toy is a masterpiece! thousands of mechanical parts, wires, magnets, computers.. all working together like a classical simphony. how can they accelerate particles that passes at the speed of life (99,99999991%) with a controller that cannot be more faster? How to shynchronize? How they do the revelation? It's amazing. It's simply wonderful. Those guys working in the experiment are lucky people.

[@Dethbane74]

Also while Im at it how come if they can build this we dont have clean power.

[@goldensleeves]

Actually, I believe a black hole could develop momentarily but it would not likely remain long enough to make any real difference. Wouldn't it dissipate after a small fraction of a second?

[@georgiaguardian4696]

1998. Amazing times for computing and science as well. I like the simple yet clear CGI illustration of many scientific and computational subjects at the time.

[@6willy79]

WHENS IT GETN TESTED AGAIN????

[@Dethbane74]

How come the can make one of these things but they cant get rid of the sharp edges on world of warcraft?

[@TomventUK]

The direct total LHC project cost is £2.6bn, made up of: the collider (£2.1bn), the detectors (£575m). The total cost is shared mainly by CERN's 20 Member States, with significant contributions from the six observer nations. The UK pays £70m per year as our annual subscription to CERN.

[@rcisthedriver]

Oh ok, fair enough, so what are the correct numbers? Do you know or don't you want to say?

[@zyxy45]

LOL! I couldn't have said better! Congrats steph, you are on the right track! I'm all along with you, long life to the LHC and humanity!

[@HiAdrian]

They usually bombard certain materials with photons (e.g. lasers) to split off the require particles that then get injected into the accelerator ring with the help of magnets. To make sure the particles are (to a high degree) alone in the tunnel, they pump out all the air. The LHC is gonna an immensely good vacuum.

[@34ramjet]

all i want to know is, is it going to rain next week,they cant even predict that properly let alone what happened at the big bang.

[@Azilythe]

Space and time is not an illusion, they are units of measurement that used to show the relativity between objects much like all measurements do. If I moved at a "snails" pace when I was walking, you would most likely characterize that as slow because your generalization of time is perceived by your environment. Your environment is characterized by yourself or objects around you which make you interpret your volume of "space". 120 liters, 40 meters, and 20 seconds.

[@justawordaway]

Each proton will have the momentum of a complete locomotive traveling at 120 mph. Now imagine how fast it will travel.

[@Templemain]

Dear benjaminjean1984, your getting away from me there I have to admit. Fractal math was not my strongest suite, but I gather the rough gist of what you suggest & add my own twisted ideas to it. What if I am a Mandelbrot set of myself ?, heavy

[@down2despair]

i'm John Titor from the Year 2036

[@joramarentved4980]

Right, what of it? J.A., Chile, 0056965056701. God is still A MORON!

[@jeremywatts9683]

I'm Jeremy watts searching for the real john

[@oudaiahmed5300]

El psy kongroo.

[@ilahazs]

LoL

[@CHAOTICxxNOBODY]

AND to continue the search for the "god particle" too right?

[@HugeAndHugeCoinChannal]

Can I stop volcanoes from erupting

[@alexanderpaterson3123]

They are sure it is impossible, it isn't even NEAR as strong as things that naturally happen every day. There is 40,000 scientists working all this, I think we can trust them.

[@SilentBud420]

its not a illusion in human expirence, but it is an illusion in reality beyond space and time

[@rcisthedriver]

That's not the comment I quoted from, go back and read what you wrote before. You have to be a troll, you're just stating uneducated statements to try and keep the argument going. There isn't enough matter inside the ring where the protons would be crashing to create a black hole or at least allow it to grow, if there was then the protons would be crashing into other atoms before it even got the the first stage of the LHC, there isn't ANY matter in there because it is a VACUUM!

[@EthVortexShield]

September tenth. Postponed. They are cooling it down tomorrow when they turn it on.

[@dojokonojo]

and who says this?

[@davidss79]

mmmmm... ni siquiera has visto el video digo yo... en el principio del video dice el porque del titulo del video... sabias que hasta un pedazo de vasija es una maquina del tiempo? o un hueso de dinosaurio?

[@Immuuni]

the title of this documentary is bit misleading tho :>

[@STUNTS1516]

hey im not sure what country exactly that was aimed at but its not true i mean i hope your not trying to insult all countries :s i certainly don hate americans and the lhc is only being done in switzerland cause they had the facilities its being worked on by physicists fromeverywere e.g america,france,germany,ireland,england everywere

[@STUNTS1516]

btw the lhc has nothing to do with timetravel its ging to recreate the moments right after the big bang,essentialy its a blackhole maker

[@rcisthedriver]

Why are you still arguing?! The mass of the proton, even at that speed, is still not big enough to create a black hole that can destroy LHC. I just don't understand why you are getting so angry about this. Like I said, you believe what you want, I'll believe what I want ok?

[@wbr]

search google for: "At 0600 hrs yesterday, scientists at the Large Hadron Collider announced that" Breaking news.

[@redmars1959]

I like Frankie Boyle's comment ... if they discover what they are seeking, our reality fades away into a white sheet and a neon sign glows overhead ... "Level Two."

[@redefenestrated]

If only there were a way to combine consequences with results. Oh, wait.

[@plevyman]

The collisions that will take place at the LHC occur all the time in the upper atmosphere due to cosmic rays. So no, they aren't playing Russian roulette. It always amazes me how people who don't know anything about science at all suddenly become experts as soon as a doomsday scenario is mentioned.

[@authorless]

@from212 It is a fact that you a comprised of elements in quantities proportionate to their natural occurrence in the universe (baring helium, which is chemically inert). You are based on carbon, one of the most chemically active elements. That it binds with other elements isn't odd, nor is it a coincidence. If you look for miracles, you will probably find them; if you look for answers, you will probably find them.

[@lhughes3116]

Then time be the universal creators

[@YouTubeistOnline]

WHY?????? There are some things we shouldn't know!

[@russwhiskey]

thanks,

[@lordbutz]

ok well lets go with what you said. sooo where did "god" come from? nothin can be created or destroyed right?

[@theoneandonly690]

well according to the theory of hawking radiation that is true...but its not a widley adopted or reaserched theory - yet another reason the LHC mey be usefull

[@zofull]

its not gonna ruin the world relax bud, this isent the first hadron collider its the biggest but not the first.

[@PearlCityNP]

August 8th the first beam will be launched. less than two days

[@lisiak111]

cool

[@MrWizardjr9]

physicists created the internet and no the internet certainly wasent around during the time of the Egyptians

[@mrwang420]

I just love how they say this shit like they are 100% positive they are completely right. Then they come back like a couple hundred years later like "Pluto isn't a planet. We're sorry. Using the idea of the LHC, time travel is possible much easier then flying around a sun really fast. I think it's possible by colliding magnetic fields together. Positive against positive give forward travel. Negative against negative gives backwards travel.

[@MrWizardjr9]

all the antimatter ever created will probably be enough to just about heat up a cup of coffee

[@marsCubed]

Although it is true to say that some concepts of God are unfalsifiable, it does not follow that all God concepts are. For instance, a God where the world was the top of his head can be shown to be false quite easily. Similarly we can use archaeology, cosmology, geology, physics, and biology to examine biblical history. Ppl share ape DNA thus origin, Biblical history very incorrect, Universe 15^9yrs old, mean that Yahweh story is falsified. I am an atheist, but I like to think of truth as God.

[@TomventUK]

In my opinion, what is money - to this project? this is life, we have evolved to find out about life, and yet, the next bigger LHC will take a couple of decades due to funding? why? becuase rich people don't want to donate to science, i guess they just know/don't want to know about it. Or maybe they just like appearing in the 'richest person of the year' books (sarcastic exaggeration of course).

[@Ueichen]

/reply to ps3master09/ ok, ok..... 2012 will never destroy the earth, and the black hole thing is also impossible, but if it formed, it would destroy the earth in nanoseconds, not five years

[@Firebranded-gm1lm]

2021

[@gmihut]

Hot stuff

[@youme1414]

We are here to explore! Lol.

[@sciencoking]

Holy shit, why do people have to start discussions about religion under every motherfucking video about the LHC???

[@ananiasacts]

Look, we can always tell god that we were just trying to perfect a machine for getting the most of each stone we throw at sinners. Once he thinks we were planning to use it on gays or something he'll be cool with it.

[@gemjourney5210]

Going back to the time of their great FALL!👹

[@2012BeyondtheWorld]

I love the video, thank you.

[@keirebu]

If you want to learn about this time travel stuff go watch noien that teaches you all about it! :D

[@authorless]

@from212 I fail to see how it is closed minded. You cannot know what came before the big bang singularity, that does not, therefore, give you carte blanche to make something up. An argument from ignorance isn't saying that your assumption is ignorant, it is saying that you are basing your assumption on a lack of knowledge. How do make the assumption that life is some great anomaly? Describe to me what "consciousness" is.

[@russwhiskey]

Anybody know how much this boys with toys firework cost?,who financed this and what the TRUE agenda is,seems to me with so much anguish and suffering on the earth the money may? have been spent on the present as opposed to dwelling on what has already passed,but go ahead and have your little firework display and when your excitement has abated you can tell us all about it,or not?.

[@jonsevc]

lol, i was kiddin

[@RoterOktober93]

im very afraid about this shit. its not ok to take our lives in danger to see little particles :-/

[@alexanderpaterson3123]

That's what I'm afraid of O.O the chaos theory. How do you have 2 thumb downs?! Saying Time travel is possible, is like saying there are other dimensions and flying speghetti monsters!

[@elviejoalado]

if we had accepted it, we would't know what we know today. maybe we still believe that God causes the rain or the lightings. We would't have a computer to watch youtube. Think about it.

[@jonsevc]

damn this thing is going to fuck all the universe

[@rcisthedriver]

OMG

[@MrWizardjr9]

about a single particle of it lol sure 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of a gram of antimatter is going to do a lot

[@englandl77]

Just watched Dr Strangelove. The doomsday machine!

[@lewisduncan93]

You'll all see what happens, proves that there is NO god!

[@greeniceq]

hahaha :)

[@Copimi]

WICKED!

[@vanrok]

ahahaha yeah i thought the same thing

[@Binxin]

bla...

[@becikh]

Hello and welcome to this weeks addition of the world is flat and at the centre of the universe! If it wasn't for these "reckless" scienetist who only care abot results you wouldn't be able to watch video's like this on youtube on the internet, created by a scientist and many other things, if you yearn for the dark ages, move to the middle east where they don't belive in science or such things, you might be safer there, oh wait...no actually you won't

[@manutdabhi]

this is gonna end the world.... remember my words!!

[@rcisthedriver]

GOD ! Ok at an educated guess I'd say between 6 or 7 Tev. Does that shut you up? look that fact of the matter is that you're still arguing about this, not me. You keep going on and on trying to assert how intelligent you are, I've already stepped down when I said about I believe what I want and you believe what you want but you have to keep going on. So why don't you stop now cos quite soon I'm gonna start ignoring.

[@rcisthedriver]

Please, don't breed.

[@obone01]

Ha, sorry, you obviously know a lot more about this subject than the scientists do. We should have just asked you ;)

[@prophet1k]

fake lol

[@MrWizardjr9]

wtf if god is as powerful as you Christians the LHC wont affect him

[@JGxxx77]

"so how did the big bang, well...bang" science has only brought us to just after the bang occurred...there are only hypotheses' about before this. To throw a god in for the explanation of before this moment is just asinine and archaic. The more science moves on the smaller and more irrelevant the "god" hypotheses becomes.

[@ramxillcalonia5090]

El Psy Congroo