Charles Bronson Wedding - The Gangster Party!

[@Stopwatchingthenews]

What a weird and creepy video

[@ponyboycurtis3795]

Glad you said that as I was thinking the exact same... A total awkward creep fest

[@dechips]

If this is meant to be the creme de la creme of British crime. Then this video should be shown to young offenders as absolute proof that crime doesn't pay.

[@thebenjamins9]

fucking lol

[@classicmail8239]

dechips Charles Bronson didn't actually commit any horrendous crimes in order to be paid by crime, he should have only served a reasonable sentence for armed robbery, he was just prolifically violent and that trait was fuelled more and more in prison, which lead to psychiatric assessment in Broadmoor and eventually solitary confinement in prison where he still remains. He's served longer than a life sentence and he's never actually killed anyone, it was his repeated violent offences in prison that kept him inside and gave him the name of Britons most violent criminal.

[@mccabessupplementsandgym3913]

dechips 😂😂

[@chrisrunda3397]

Sweet comment :)

[@prophetascending9021]

Brian Irwin Take your meds, you are incoherent.

[@themanwithoutaface4092]

Did Ricky gervais produce this ?

[@FLIPMODE630]

The way the camera glances over that Iceland spread

[@lolgrant]

No wonder they all kkeep going back inside if that's the best food an underworld wedding reception can offer

[@classicartfoundation639]

😅😅

[@stevencunningham1457]

Dave Courtney no expense spared wedding spread😂

[@graciehoffman9640]

@@stevencunningham1457 sea food sticks 😂

[@andrewdillon1525]

Charlie's mum goes to iceland

[@Backintday]

Anything with Dave Courtney in looks like a comedy sketch.

[@russellallen9926]

When happy birthday was sung I almost expected Freddie Krueger to jump out the cake lol

[@yolandakhan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 rofl..

[@harryhonda6895]

Fucking Poundland Sopranos! 😂

[@terryoneill2540]

Oxfam gambinos

[@grantswan8525]

who the fuck are you?

[@jamiepriestley2437]

Say it to their faces then, clown. They'd knock you out in their 80s

[@tombstoneharrystudios584]

@@jamiepriestley2437 wow, threaten someone you disagree with, with violence? Get your hard mates to sort them out, cos even if they’re old they’ll flatten you? What are you? Five? Talk about my dad could beat up your dad!

[@jackflash743]

@@jamiepriestley2437 thats for sure, can you imagine the little wanker henry honda standing in front of any of them and saying that, haha, if u cant say a thing to someones face then keep your trap shut

[@leebarrett9581]

This whole video is hilarious 😂

[@richrich9321]

mate its like taking mushrooms and dreaming but its reality

[@AliKhan-yx1dy]

💯😂😂😂😂😂 how did she even get ready to walk down I don't understand but she had 1min attention

[@dermotosullivan3065]

I'd never really thought of Dave Courtney as a wedding planner before now.

[@bigfrankfraser1391]

hes better at that than telling his fantasy stories about gangsters

[@CRAIG5835]

Oh yeah, weddings, funerals, Bar Mitzvah's, Daves an all rounder.

[@moofmoof2012]

@@CRAIG5835 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulcrombie9623]

It's like an outing for the inmates of some loony bin! I hope they all took their medication, I would hate to see any bother.

[@northernking2604]

@@paulcrombie9623 😂😂😂

[@musicmitchy4296]

what did I just watch??

[@if6was985]

Don't know,i got as far as your comment ,replied to it....now I'm gone...

[@freerunner7029]

Lmao!! That was funny. A Muslim woman dressed as a Indian bride dancing in a pub who’s husbands still in the slammer??? Bazaar sorry (Bizarre ) is the word! Messed up big time. Worlds gone nutts

[@freerunner7029]

Ha ha ha oh...stitches in my stomach your so funny...thanks for the correction... it’s really made a big difference in my world ...honestly.

[@freerunner7029]

2010realitycheck ignorance is bliss... and so is being ignorant to windup trolls like you. Lol

[@ItzzzRhys]

Love it when Courtney says “dance floor up stairs for the naughty boys” 🤣 fuck me there must of been about a kilo of powder sniffed that night 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Xburnside12345x]

The scariest happy birthday song ever. 😂😂

[@GVGames1986]

That bit was hilarious.

[@B6kmd]

And creepiest.

[@terryoneill2540]

The creepy uncle call

[@Dundee485]

😂😂😂

[@stevieb6247]

Lol I’m in bits 😂😂👻

[@longhotsummer7307]

I just knew that the comments under this one would be lively.

[@warringtongillette1355]

"I love Charlie... we all love Charlie..." -- Lord Longford Yeah. I bet a few people were loving some "Charlie" that night...

[@FLIPMODE630]

Who is lord Longford

[@upsonpratt6394]

ROFLMAO

[@iscreemz4494]

Fuck yeah. I bet they loved about a ton of "Charlie" that night. 😂🤣

[@jacksonorange9878]

Hahahaha

[@oscarfucklebuck7102]

Underrated comment! LOL

[@upsonpratt6394]

"3 years time... we'll be going out and 'avin a party of our own. Coz I honestly expect you to be out in 3 years..." -- Jeremy Beadle (2001) Meanwhile 20 years later...

[@tombstoneharrystudios584]

Yep! His own brothers wedding and he comes wearing “comedy” tape measure braces 😁

[@charliewright3636]

I don't know why people keep thinking he's getting out of prison soon he never will in my view of it.

[@stevephillips7264]

No ronnie pickering ?

[@jacksonirving4594]

Who?

[@ChrisLaw84]

Jackson Irving Ronnie fucking Pickering 🤣

[@1Hughjarse]

@@ChrisLaw84 who

[@derbyeye4589]

Jonny who?

[@stevephillips7264]

@@derbyeye4589 Johny bravo ( on the quiet )

[@saleemsuliman3062]

That Happy birthday song was like tales from the crypt😕

[@terryoneill2540]

Haha ..Stephan king needs his voice

[@lemmy6782]

Ye he's that clever he's not at his own wedding reception Dave

[@terryoneill2540]

True he couldn't make it because he's a fking loon

[@TinSandwichUK]

Spot on steven and that clever he's done over 40 years inside when the original sentence was 7? He must really hate the 'outside world' but then big Dave says he's clever so he must be. Leg ends in their own lunchtimes, the pair of them.

[@stevepal7314]

He is smart as fuck not being at his wedding, birthdays family get togethers etc etc what a life 👍

[@JD-li1xw]

@@terryoneill2540 🤣🤣

[@dermotosullivan3065]

lol

[@tarmacwarrior7571]

Cringeworthey

[@scoosethom8441]

The whole thing was like a sketch outa little britain 😂😂

[@thebenjamins9]

Lord Longford's only there because he still thinks they can sort young boys out for him

[@michealknight1069]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂👍🏼

[@HamptonFarly]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@alanmeires]

How the fuck would Charley know Lord Longford FFS ? Longfords never been in the shovel.

[@charlesneilson1420]

😂😂😂

[@michaelharrison3602]

@@alanmeires he's always worked with prisoners he was famous for trying to get the moors murderers released. He also complained against pornography and spent decades looking at so he could preach to the public about how disgusting it is

[@iscreemz4494]

That was supposed to be "The Gangster Event of the Year"...? Scotch eggs, sausage rolls and ham (and not much of it either). At least they shelled out to get Davros from Doctor Who sing "Appy Burfday"... 😂🤣😂

[@gregod806]

😂

[@user-zm9gc1kt8b]

The Coke was off Camera

[@classicartfoundation639]

Funniest thing I've ever read 🤣🤣🤣

[@upsonpratt6394]

Bwahahahahaha!!!

[@jacksonorange9878]

Davros! Hahaha

[@garychristopher5480]

This must be a joke,where was Jeremy Beadle hiding,and the food spread looked like a scene from step toe & son,i take it crime dosnt pay cause thats no more than 30quid for the lot.

[@warringtongillette1355]

I thought the exact same thing! So much for the "Gangster Event Of The Year"! WTF??? Scotch eggs and ham??? ROFLMAO

[@michealknight1069]

LMFAO guys

[@jasongreen1465]

Hilarious!

[@jacksonirving4594]

Buffet at Old Albert's funeral. Do.

[@iscreemz4494]

Jeremy Beadle was at the end of the vid. He was the one who said: "3 years we'll be having a party of our own..."

[@leegsy]

This is like something from Spinal Tap.

[@ptommo1543]

Embarrassing 😂😂😂 Charlie sounded like a proper cockney. Can you hear the Bow bells in Luton?

[@paulyoung3504]

I'm not too sure Lord Longford was the best guy to wheel in to help Charlie with his appeal... After all, Longford loved Myra Hindley and Ian Brady too.

[@davidpowell9713]

Not Brady he didn’t, but he sympathised with Hindley as he couldn’t believe a girl could be responsible for those wicked murders and believed Brady had forced her in some way. Old Longford tried to help many prisoners he was compassionate

[@jackflash743]

@@davidpowell9713 lord porn was absolute scum to get friendly with the moors murderers and others like them

[@tedtaylor9844]

@@davidpowell9713 he was a nonce

[@davidpowell9713]

@@tedtaylor9844 if you say so Ted

[@tedtaylor9844]

@@davidpowell9713 he was a friend of child murderers and nonces so he was probably one himself

[@shaunmichaelmctigue4363]

The poem was lovely it brought tears to my eyes the wearing the poem was unbelievable

[@DanA-hl1xk]

Being a hard bastard is fine, most men have it in them but the clever one's are the guys you never hear about, never get their collar felt.

[@JazzFunkNobby1964]

The real hard men are the ones doing time on the outside. Putting food on the table for their kids, putting up with shit at work from twat bosses on a power trip. Dads that haven't spent a day in prison because they have self discipline and a family to provide for. Dads that would make mince meat out of the likes of Dave who are ya Courtney.

[@likelover6796]

@@JazzFunkNobby1964 nicely said

[@jesuschristlovesyouandyour5755]

@@JazzFunkNobby1964 they are the good men not the hard ones

[@travisbickle6648]

@@CornwallGhosts No I call it being clever.

[@JazzFunkNobby1964]

@ ThatsABigYIKES You think it's impossible to be both?

[@wangchung_8541]

That was hands down the most terrifying rendition of the Happy Birthday song I have ever heard

[@Phil-gl7dh]

why doesn't Charlie try speaking properly instead of an extra on silence of the lambs ,, only saying chaz, it might help with the parole board

[@user-dl8yo3wv1t]

Mr Orange that's how he speaks..

[@Phil-gl7dh]

Baphomet - no he's taught himself to speak like that because it sounds intimidating , if he had a high pitched voice he'd just get laughed at and he knows that so sounding like that is an act - drop the act and he might get out

[@jackcarter6629]

Because .... if he don't ......The World .... everywhere ... will have to be proper slapped.

[@bernadettejones7157]

Mr orange I'm laughing me hed off with wot you wrote very commical wot u rote xx

[@bobroberts7029]

@@Phil-gl7dh that it's an act?

[@albertramsay847]

WTF The grandad from The Texas chainsaw massacare topped off with Charlie singing Happy Birthday sounding like the killer from When a stranger calls.

[@iscreemz4494]

😂🤣😂

[@OO-ub6jj]

Lol Charlie bronson voice is so put on,

[@wayneelson1963]

Do not matter how hard you are. Or how hard you were .age will always catch you up

[@john4365]

Dave is the hardest man the UK he took out the Adams mob on his own to make London safer, escaped from Belmarsh, done The Guv'nor in a boxing ring, told the Krays how they were gonna have the funeral, was the enforcer for the Essex Boys - Tuckers bodygaurd, has white Roller, threatened all the gypsies in Xouth London to behave - a legend. Nice big house, happy marrige and luverly son - winner!

[@john4365]

@Shaz Ali I agree I was taking the piss - you are correct.

[@jackcarter6629]

I would be too embarrassed to go in there. Joe Pyle and Freddie Foreman are the only real faces in there.

[@cornishmick5597]

yeah those two are kings

[@eastsideresident5814]

Vic dark is a real motherfucker

[@jackflash743]

dont be silly, johnny nash for one

[@FLIPMODE630]

Wow that buffet looked amazing must've cost a fortune

[@tombstoneharrystudios584]

I’d be surprised if he got change from a five pound note 😂

[@johnweir1074]

I became a gangster while working as a Cleaner I was a Mopster .

[@keithsamuels2533]

What a strange turn out.

[@JD-li1xw]

The comments on this are fucking hilarious. Never laughed so much. My sides are aching. 🤣🤣🤣

[@kevindoherty4482]

Me to...pissing myself..brilliant.

[@shaheedharun445]

I wish someone could sing a sweet happy birthday song to me like that! 😁 🎂

[@Mark01210]

😂😂😂

[@craighunter7255]

Looks like the zombies finally got into the pub in that movie shaun of the dead

[@L4WNY..]

This has to be the arranged marriages of all marriages! 🤣

[@Phil-1969]

I’ve got to stop eating cheese sandwiches before bed time

[@jackvalentine7403]

I know Nothing haaaaa

[@alanmeires]

Phil 1969 cheese gives you nightmares, you'll end up having a nightmare about Charley's singing.

[@paulobrien4679]

Buffet was like a 1 star hotel lunch in benidorm dave the gangster Courtney went all all out there what a fuckin horrendous video that

[@TheScouseassassin]

Morrison's salad bar looks 10 times better! And 'villains' drinking bottles of Smirnoff Vodka Ice? WTF

[@linanemiotkaite8336]

Absolutely bonkers 🤣🤣🤣

[@droverarden]

Dave Brubeck and Buddy Rich at 2:59. No expense spared with this lot. Buddy's not even sat on a drum stool lol

[@shaunblack7751]

7.56 when the ecstasy tabs kick in 😅😂

[@captinweestain526]

Wish bronson wouldve said "Courtney, got you here to tell everyone, that i hate ya, and you're a mug" Call eneded.

[@KuyaSamYT]

LOL

[@gabrielstanic5400]

haha

[@johnniethepom2905]

They both need all the friends they can get .

[@Paul-vl8zq]

1st thing... Dave isn't a gangster he never met Charlie Charlie spoke to him once threw a wall in jail and he shit his pants... 2nd thing... Dave said he met and done stuff with the krays well when dave was 7 yes 7 the krays went to jail... :)

[@CAVERN1234]

Paul is right Paul. Courtney is a fucking wanker a spoof teller and a grass. All I want to know is when is Courtney's funeral ? I want to go and do a big Shit on his grave every week and twice in the summer as it will smell longer . I don't mind spending the money to travel from my home town a real nod proper hard town Glasgow just to stick his grave out. Mmmmmm

[@barrygilfedder3595]

Just had to stubb ma joint out.🤣🤣🤣 TRIPPENNNNNNNN

[@michaelharrison3602]

Id be well fucking embarrassed if that was my missus dancing about like that

[@thomasbeattie2257]

What a fucking joke!! Lord Longford who wanted Mira Hindley freed???

[@joepullen-tu5wi]

Lol this was 2001 joey pile your be out soon lol lost parole twenty two years later

[@drwho8565]

Imagine her dad's reaction.😅😅

[@nigecheshire9854]

He’s probably the one petitioning the government to keep him in 😂😂😂

[@MisterJenkins1]

10:45 Whats Jeremy Beadle doin there ?

[@gregod806]

😂

[@Lionboy2930]

Liam, you do some great video's, but i bet that i can count on one hand the people there have actually met Charles Bronson!!!!!

[@DB-qj5kt]

Weren’t at that pub in Deptford, that’s Clancys in Woolwich, which weren’t Dave Courtney’s pub as he already stated that the pub in Deptford was his and that’s where the event was being held, lied about that then.

[@FLIPMODE630]

No exspense spared on the buffet

[@marconeill9510]

Lord Longford looked like a real life mr burns 😂

[@tombstoneharrystudios584]

Excellent observation, Smithers…err, sorry, Marc! 😂

[@theoldkentroad]

died few weeks later, should have swerved them sandwiches

[@TheKeith519]

Did that old man star in the movie Poltergeist?????

[@CRAIG5835]

Courtney ALL CLASS, holding his stogie as he escorts the bride indoors, Class act son.

[@teddybear9029]

6:55 was that the voice of the Enfield poltergeist?

[@iscreemz4494]

😂🤣😂

[@omarthearab81]

It looks like they have dragged Lord Longford out of a care home 🤣

[@sandrapower3250]

Brilliant comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yogihaughton]

I love the way they refer to their kind as "respected". No, neurologists are respected, nurses are respected, academics are respected. U look at this team and u just think, misguided folk that wanna short cut their way through life. Make as much dough as possible with minimum effort but fuck, if I have to spend 50% of my life behind bars or dealing with the fifth, so what.

[@shaheedharun445]

Wow you love the status quo. No one as simple minded as you can be as superior as u think of yourself. There are good and bad people in all aspects and walks of life

[@FLIPMODE630]

Does anyone know who did the catering ?

[@andycallaghan5975]

Isn beale

[@FLIPMODE630]

@@andycallaghan5975 he’s got nothing left

[@Brucey77775]

Looking back at this now its sad seeing many of the faces gone RIP

[@adeh503]

Didn't realize benidorm was back on 🙄🙄

[@PabloEscobar-yx8up]

Looks like they're in a food bank with the citizens advice sitting in the background.....thought this was a gangsta party.

[@charlesneilson1420]

😂😂😂😂

[@danofthedead1979]

Wtf is going on?

[@jasonking2218]

Why were the mysterons from captain scarlet singing happy birthday

[@upsonpratt6394]

Underrated comment! 🤣

[@keithy507]

Well, that ended well. About 2 brain cells between them all. Marriage collapsed (shock horror) He’s still inside etc.....

[@shaheedharun445]

Smh some always look for the worst in ppl like yourself

[@davidhopkins3468]

cant stop laughing

[@krisrodgers1505]

Dont know who looks rougher the men or the woman lol

[@dannyboym374]

wtf. was that a wind up people??? or real???

[@judasgoat4230]

It's actually propaganda for English idiots but it's quite a long story starting before WW2

[@jerryoshea3116]

I felt like i was watching a clip of"My name is Alan Partridge"or something,Most bizarre!.

[@ThunderChunky101]

As I've always said - Dave Courtney is the hardest man in Europe. Hardest gangster ever.

[@ClickaGeorgestanley78]

where did you get that from

[@ThunderChunky101]

@@ClickaGeorgestanley78 He's literally the hardest guy in the UK, and the UK is the hardest in Europe so he's the hardest man in Europe *obviously.* Duh.

[@rleriche5044]

@@ThunderChunky101 I dont think there is anyone harder than Dave. He's the definition of hard. He can engrave diamonds with his nob. He's been the hardest geezer in Geezerland for 80 years. He's so hard that the pavement outside his house has to be reinforced and he's banned from flying coz he would depressurise the cabin if he so much as looked at it funny. I wouldnt dare even talk about Dave.

[@service2204]

So fucking wrong what the system has done to this guy Hope he gets out soon

[@mungomidge1090]

I guess you end up here in a pandemic lockdown after going down a rabbit hole of KZbin.. but the Happy Birthday song sung by Charllie is about as creepy as it gets, imagining him sitting in his concrete box buried under the prison.

[@mblondon1000]

This little lot must be the gangster pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I think minimum wage looks appealing

[@Parseenfroo]

I couldn`t watch it all, it`s just tragic on so many levels.

[@bigcee3338]

Wheres Terry longman, Jimmy Rutter, Ernie Lewis, Bob Partridge Looks like a meeting of the British Bird and mule club

[@luckylu6657]

I love watching these when I’m high lol

[@ashTHFCley]

Loved the dagenham buffet

[@TheScouseassassin]

Aldi and Lidl were sold out that day.

[@east_londonlad8988]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bigtastyforlife9367]

I felt like I'd just dropped some acid watching that.

[@jjfrom2814]

That pubs in Charlton not deptford or was should I say lol

[@madchef65]

Lord Longford also supported Myra Hindley...just saying...

[@DMWBN3]

Here you goo.... This is what you can look forward to when you make,it as a gangster.

[@olivercromwell113]

bruce Reynolds the most intelligent criminal ever ..ps one of best books i have read

[@Parseenfroo]

John McVicar gets my vote.

[@diamond66ist]

Lord Longford was a personal friend and advocate of child killer Myra Hindley, do these people condone what Hindley did to those kids ? Bronson set out to make a name for himself within the prison system and thats what he did ,he sacrificed his freedom in the process.

[@niitsukid]

Iceland buffet turnout

[@dermotosullivan3065]

lol

[@lryoung3655]

I dont think that charlie could survive in the outside world.. In prison he is the top dog with respect and fear. He gets fed with a roof over his head and it had a strict hierarchy and violence is a commodity. Outside he doesn't fit in and in many ways would be nothing and I think that he would deliberately get put back inside in order to be the top man

[@sweatinglikegaryglitterint6701]

Leighton Young deluded

[@lryoung3655]

Hood lum he's had chances outside but he much prefers being in jail. It defines him. Gives him stricture and when he's in there he's the main man. In normal society he is unable to cope.. Do you honestly think he fits into a 9 to 5 way of life. Where he has to take criticism off a boss every day or appease clients in order to make money and keep your job...

[@grahamjonathan762]

Top dog hahaha....with himself He's in solitary

[@alecstevens1401]

Craig wells he wouldn’t need to be employed by anyone. He would make enough money selling his art like he does now. Not to mention all of the tv appearances and opportunities that would come his way

[@he-mansfurrytrunks4399]

Dave Courtney professional mug

[@shanelevene4864]

He's easy to find... he's not in hiding. Instead of typing it here why don't you take a bus down to the guy and tell him?

[@shanelevene4864]

English Pete Hicox it's not looking like one of them that's the problem... it's when you know who they are. X

[@forgive7449]

😛

[@chrisrunda3397]

Shane Levene easy to find alright....half moon eclipse from the shiny head like the Batman sign !

[@bernadettewigfield419]

+Allen Lymilt 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chumbawumba4926]

what's the attraction with gawking at this lot ?

[@PabloEscobar-yx8up]

There is none....its good to laugh at how pathetic they act when a camera is around

[@ReesZzz]

Who’s the fella in the black jumper at the start with the strong accent?

[@xDredgenJx]

His name is John Markey, he’s my dad👌🏻

[@Samn3212]

This is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen.

[@marciamarcia7510]

Marrying some one with a background like that, makes you think why? Is it love? You cannot go out anywhere or visit any one. No get together or parties. The real reason of Fatema's decision we will never know. Now that she is divorced, she can delve on the past, that will inevitably impact on her future. There is a culture for certain women, who marry, divorce and remarry high risk criminals and lifers. There are various reasons.

[@dermotosullivan3065]

A certain percentage of women are always attracted to the bad boys

[@tombstoneharrystudios584]

She’d been in an arranged marriage that was extremely violent and abusive, then divorced him I think the poor woman had PTSD…she mentioned seeing Bronson’s pictures in the papers and becoming obsessed with him I’m no psychologist but I’m seeing a pattern here…

[@adrianward5319]

I expect it was due to the charm and witty banter of Bronson and his love of fine dining. What a catch he must be.

[@19george73]

lord longford? looked like the fella from the excorsist II

[@markmiller6402]

Not exactly the gathering of New York’s five families is it?

[@TheScouseassassin]

More like five Yorkshire families at the local working mens club!

[@jackflash743]

dont be so stupid,

[@justinparkerthewildwolf6394]

Im sure Charlie was very happy about the whole thing and Dave loved spending all that money on the party. Great times for all. How's the missus

[@stevepal7314]

Fucking hell that happy b day song would scare the shit out of people.

[@iramahsan5733]

His voice can b use to scare kids 😃😂😂😂

[@pansytungoe5325]

Iram Ahsan ha ha ha exactly😂😂😂😈😂😂