Text Message Breakup

[@sistahs101]

This has raised a generation

[@sailormars20]

It really has.

[@alteredperceptions3813]

tapset47

[@legzfalloffgirl5148]

Of Betches💝

[@rejectedhex]

Bro literally

[@00Sunny00full]

I hope not

[@TeddyHeartSweet]

Kelly's fucking rad.

[@LeislSchutte-jb2yu]

So is RZ

[@leohino9211]

She still is

[@CursedLemon]

Six years later and this is still the sickest beat.

[@kimmisegars7886]

that's what I'm saying

[@1lifewith]

+Kimmi Segars das octopuss- motors

[@bkfinest006]

right, 2016 n its still goes ham

[@michaelmcr7741]

Love it - reminds me of snake river conspiracy

[@alexsponder4450]

cursedlemon agreed

[@nerveagent1905]

This held up obscenely well.

[@MySqueezingArm]

Other than the 'shoes shoes shoes GAY' yeah it has. But I doubt cancel culture would crack down.

[@dogfooddevin5538]

@@MySqueezingArm Well that’s actually a joke referencing “Shoes” and “Let Me Borrow That Top”, two previous song a that did well and held up too, lol!

[@dustinmyers5559]

It definitely did

[@chelseawilson7723]

@@MySqueezingArm imagine not understanding that the butt of the joke is him using gay as an insult and it's ironic...

[@sandra18097]

@@MySqueezingArm that’s still hilarious wym

[@derekgornall]

Nokias and Myspace, this is a good ending to the 2000s.

[@derekgornall]

***** They sure did, about 6 whole years ago. 2000s the decade, man.

[@JustinHambrick]

This was made in 2006

[@marksmithwas12]

@Corn Soup it was probably uploaded somewhere else first, like Newgrounds or Google Video

[@vickishaw6053]

@@JustinHambrick yes but it was massive before then, the fact it's 2006 is a JOKE, which has clearly gone way over your head...

[@scouser2010ify]

It was a Samsung

[@nessaroni22]

"Grandma, you have to stop answering the telephone." ---"But it rings..." LOL Gets me every time!

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

have some whiskey honey makes ya feel better

[@troygardner1610]

Same with my xgrampz

[@itl5196]

Yes the best part and easily the most laughable lmao

[@makisky4495]

Literally my grandma. 😂

[@kimmyfreak200]

"she looks like a dead person" lol I love how random liam's characters are

[@ctmajka]

Liam didn't have to go so hard in this. But he did. He did it for us. For this, I am grateful.

[@erasmoflores6760]

F*** Yeah!!

[@rachelvelander5377]

He walked, so gen z could run

[@domisthebomb09]

He is an innovator

[@genaromero8259]

"Grateful"

[@ctmajka]

@@genaromero8259 Gwreightphul*

[@Beatngu23]

This screams myspace and hot topic.

[@SeanStrife]

I mean...

[@ashleybryant4560]

Ten years later and you realize that you've become mother grandma lmaoooo

[@deaundra15]

Ashley Bryant ☝️

[@lillylunapotter8079]

In only in my early 20s and I’m mother grandma lord help the next generation!!!

[@nicolep2424]

I feel you!

[@aaroncade1136]

Lmfaoooo

[@Spookydeathasian]

Have some more whisky honey.

[@michelleherrera7725]

I love how Heather stood up for Kelly. That's a true friend!

[@Quickfire412]

The number of times I say "have some whiskey honey, makes you feel better" while pouring whiskey to myself is likely not good lmao

[@penguinchu6427]

Litetally me tonight 😂

[@crankycanker]

Should we make a club?

[@SarahKelley]

@@crankycanker our club is called AA 😂

[@crankycanker]

@@SarahKelley I'm dead 🤣

[@samuel_colson]

I still say, "In this hustle and bustle world" in the voice

[@arcaderat1613]

This video prepared me for when my first boyfriend broke up with me through text, then no booty calls prepared me for when he contacted me a year later wanting to get back together. Losers are universal.

[@MaciJae]

Not a dislike in sight 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

[@DamienXavier1828]

You and me girl. Kelly taught me to have confidence. 💪🏻

[@MoonConic]

But did you send him the video?

[@chamboyette853]

As a woman who teaches feminism at Columbia, I have always dumped men by text because I don't want to get mansplained and being told by a man anything negative. Anyone who disagrees is sexist and doesn't understand women.

[@chamboyette853]

@Mysticcerulean A man criticizing a woman.

[@jasongillis9201]

Waaaaaaaaait a minute. "Kelly what is this $300 charge?" Flashback... "These shoes are $300 fucking dollars. LETS GET EM!" How did I just notice that.

[@queenb3730]

+Jason Gillis me too

[@BezoRazo]

Nice catch! 😃

[@carrythereaction1424]

Lol

[@amarie5620]

continuity

[@Blue-Lady]

This comment has over 300 fucking likes.. LET'S THUMB 'EM

[@sylvz7135]

So it’s 2019 and all the sudden I get this in my recommended. Wtf is going on

[@cv2594]

Omg this was middle school for me lol yall laaate or im old

[@FazartOrganization]

Fundraiser.

[@jaronloar1762]

In the same boat

[@Tayl0r_]

Bc it’s almost 2020.

[@MixedRogueKhorri]

Sylvia Zegan I got it in my reqs too. And I haven’t watched this since like 2007-2008? Idk

[@xWonderLandLPSx]

LMAO THE WAY KELLY POPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAYS "YOU COULDN'T DO IT IN PERSON" HA AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I STILL LAUGH AT THAT :')

[@amandapanda5087]

ME TOO

[@SaidarRising]

3:33

[@care_hopexo]

Omg same !!! Hahaha

[@bridgetbrennan6615]

“That’s Kelly’s little friend Heather, mother grandma.” “Oh... She looks like a dead person. Have some whiskey honey!” ICONIC

[@xXLunatikxXlul]

Instantly iconic!

[@MySqueezingArm]

I just came back to this in hopes of escaping quarantine. I'm glad I'm not alone.

[@roxycauldwell544]

It's the way she says it that kills me

[@5150Swordfish]

Makes ya' feel betta

[@makiroll218]

Lol

[@whatsup8807]

Mother grandma is my favorite of all

[@boopetybepboom557]

That's nice do you want some whiskey!

[@jaimieratboy77]

Panda demon ! MAKES YA FEELLLL BETTER

[@RogersJimmy-n4q]

Have some whiskey honey, It makes you feel better.

[@lexicon1982]

back when KZbin content was actually good, iconic even

[@LittleRainGames]

@spooky katt uh huh... go inject some disinfectant, cry about your freedom while taking away others freedom to injest the drugs they want to, or blame video games or what ever other shit you do.

[@atm6115]

@@LittleRainGames and you go ruin all cool content because your delicate heart can't stop being offended. That's why you're hated.

[@kayturs]

@spooky katt try capitalism?

[@hajde8128]

Google: [purchases KZbin and turn it into a cash cow] European Union: [introduces an overzealous digital copyright protection law severely limiting what creators can make] Y'all: those meddling leftists!

[@HALFTHEMIKE]

I feel so old watching this in 2015. Liam was the first youtube creator that I discovered. He's the man. Miss you dude.

[@bee3019]

HALFTHEMIKE 2017

[@mimmar3891]

HALFTHEMIKE And unfortunately, the idea of KZbin subscribers didn't begin until after the peak of Kelly. From what I understand, he made almost nothing off them which is a shame.

[@pascal590]

Did he die?

[@katebattista7400]

Essie S Cats ate his face.

[@MarriedToTheBestHusband]

HALFTHEMIKE he was the first technically to go viral which in my books makes him the first creator

[@MissyTazzie]

Who is watching this in 2020???? Still a classic

[@alliekinzz8721]

It randomly showed up in my recommended 😂😂

[@josephplays7433]

I’m 9 and my mom told me about his vids and omg I wish I born in 2000 I was born in 2010 and my mom had me when she was 16

[@youinspiremyinnerserialkiller]

My bf of8 years dumped me by text while drunk a week before my birthday last year. First song that came into my head was this lol

[@Darien2016]

Yup. They started popping up again after I watched masks by Kelly. I'm happy these are popping up again on my suggested videos. Lpl

[@Asse89ify]

2021

[@littlemisspancakes.7486]

Those phones and MySpace make me feel so old

[@claireh1800]

am I the only one who actually feels genuinely bad for Kelly with those parents?

[@neesiexneedsxblunts]

Nah, same LMAO

[@EekZombies]

That’s what my parents were like...

[@StawberryStranger]

FUcking republican Decks.... "Its the Lesbians. This is America. We speak English. I dont understand it, therefore it makes me, angry."

[@lamasu8060]

@@StawberryStranger no one asked for ur political opinion.

[@StawberryStranger]

@@lamasu8060 Kelly did, She hates Decks too.

[@graceh.2193]

This song's beat goes unironically so hard, even after 14 years. I STILL will just randomly shout when I'm by myself "YOU DID A TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP?!"

[@nollix]

It's from 2006. So try 18 years.

[@ddempslay3520]

They deserve so much more. Their acting, vocals, comedic timing, love it sm after all these years

[@shellydunsfield60]

Have some whiskey honey,makes ya feel betta

[@modernforever1528]

G D!!!

[@thetanvan5833]

So true....

[@TelosSurveillance]

A forgotten internet icon.

[@TequilaMockingbird88]

Pepperidge Farm Remembers

[@lausanneee5106]

Telos Surveillance exactly

[@wraithworshiperq2603]

My heart will never forget

[@seraby7151]

I member

[@Toughmittens]

It’s 2024 and I’m still singing galalalalalagaleria

[@mynamjo]

This goes so hard. How did anyone in 2015 even think their dis tracks were good when this exists 😂😂

[@drishtisanger3899]

This is actually circa 2006 😂 and that explains why ppl thought these dis tracks

[@drudiogenes8544]

Factsssss.

[@therealjesuschrist9160]

That eye contact after “for married people” and the zoom in on Mel Gibsons face is absolute gold 😂😂

[@cosmic-snips]

I haven’t seen this video in so long and that Mel Gibson close up really got me 😂😭

[@ROBBiESMiTTENS]

Turn in the CC during that parent stare

[@Torrana]

I have to assume that’s a still from “What Women Want”

[@dustinmyers5559]

I actually never realized how hard this went at the time, but the fact that it stood the test of time and you still can't text message breakup... enough said.

[@nootnoot-2]

Seriously, it feels real

[@jessebond4280]

In chronological order: -Shoes -Text Message Break Up -Let Me Borrow The Top -Where Do You Think You're Going In That? -No Booty Calls

[@anneigoe8477]

Honey Nut Shetbags is my favorite!

[@nickirito3435]

Thanks for the chronological order. Its my faves also in chronological order

[@lolal2475]

you forgot The Prequel

[@garrettk7166]

And now.. Masks 😃

[@JustAllieThanks]

and now masks!

[@bgb411]

“Kelly’s fuckin’ rad.” I love Heather lol. Someone needed to stand up to Kelly’s family.

[@meganmartin1195]

"Podcast your bastard ass from coat to coast..." my favorite line idk whyyy!!!

[@acemoss2878]

That "For once" is so powerful

[@TheWeeklyFangirl]

This song is still not only an anthem, but also just genuinely good advice--if they don't know your value, THEY AREN'T WORTH YOUR TIME!

[@tommo9176]

I still use the quote "KELLY'S FKN RAD" (even if the person I'm referencing isn't named Kelly)

[@hey-hi-hello]

Wow how is this one of the best music videos of all time??????? I remember watching this when it was first loaded back in the OG KZbin days. A legend.

[@Ananhedonian]

I would give anything to go back

[@kionajones613]

ugh. the shoes/text message break up/let me borrow that top trifecta of my childhood. so many memories.

[@commandershepardd]

"Sex is for.......... married people" intense eye contact while eating half a hot dog bun

[@rpgerblue1363]

What's the name of the music that plays during the eye contact, literally every KZbinr has used that at some point and it's driving me nuts not knowing what it is.

[@hannahfleenor9864]

Zooms into mel gibson’s face

[@ascent8487]

Wasn't that a whole bread roll

[@bananamanchester4156]

Commander Shepard complete with slow zoom in on Mel Gibson's smiling photo

[@matthewhartley598]

Commander Shepard Do u kno wht the song is playin' wen they say tht? It's also on the main menu hme screen on Tyler Perry's Boo2! A Madea Halloween.

[@erinlynette7323]

I can’t believe this hasn’t hit 3 million. It’s been 10+ years. I feel old.

[@fefe6461]

i Think i need a minute after the "sex is for married people part"

[@Thrna_1]

Fe Fe is that how long it takes?

[@TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

C'est l'art.

[@themoley91]

Why is this suddenly in my recommended a decade later lmao. Classic.

[@06050010631]

Who’s here after seeing Kelly is back? 😁

[@loreleiofthemist]

me!!!

[@themaggattack]

Had to go back and appreciate these modern classic masterpieces all over again!

[@shinko6342]

Hell yes!

[@aussiepet]

the queen is baaaaack

[@h.m.d.2989]

Kelly. never. left. Bach

[@missquacky5238]

Idk why but when it zooms in on Mel Gibson ' s picture it cracks me up!

[@HoneyBoom]

my last boyfriend broke up with me via facebook relationship status. that's like text message breakup the sequel

[@onichi2995]

:)

[@Itsmebaileyc]

+Goomba Spazzington Happened to me too. It was for a childish reason, too.

[@l0rea]

you shouls have sent him the link to this

[@Snopelol]

+Honey Boom YOU CAN'T FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP BREAKUP! ...Meh, it doesn't really roll off the tongue.

[@MattisNearMello]

I was broken up through text message freshman year of high school and I wish I sent him this :c

[@gpeddino]

"I'LL GO ALANIS MORISSETTE ON YOU!"

[@Biogrrrl]

I occasionally reference this line. No one knows what I'm quoting.

[@callumrymer3046]

Always thought she said 'i'll call alanis morissette on you'? Works both ways, and sooooo funny!

[@mattporter6903]

No one knows what you're quoting because millennial's listen to a repetitive, depressed, British whale now for post relationship catharsis instead of someone clever and empowering like Alanis Morissette... #Signofthetimes

[@modernmodest5659]

@@mattporter6903 or we listen to both. We arent one dimensional like you

[@Jacksonrox13]

@@mattporter6903 Umm, you do realise this was MADE by a Millennial, FOR Millennials, right?

[@anishsidhantmathur]

I can’t believe Margaret Cho is in this 😂

[@ellipticdreamer9735]

She’s in them all :) she’s amazing lol.

[@SuperSara924]

She also shows up in Let Me Borrow That Top briefly 😁

[@BigRedShadevil]

She’s in all the videos, including the new Masks video Kelly released last week.

[@themaggattack]

But of COURSE she is. You should watch her stand up if you haven't already. Especially "I'm The One That I Want".

[@Expired_Antidote]

Revolution is great too Also Dave Navarro and Amanda Palmer among others make appearances in Kelly’s videos too. Cause she’s that fucking rad ;)

[@user-tw4yo7xk9n]

Ten years later and i still know every word

[@yibeigao7997]

I NEVER REALIZED MARGARET CHO WAS IN THIS

[@MarriedToTheBestHusband]

Yibei Gao she was in another one too

[@praytothedevil5392]

Yibei Gao OMG WHERE

[@Microphonick]

"Let Me Borrow That Top", on the "Don't be a betch." part, on the second verse.

[@Prudence_Boulevard]

I knew about her because of this

[@sarahmccahon3503]

Liam also directed some of her music videos

[@theflowerhead]

I'm incredibly happy that this is being recommended again.

[@janiep.6557]

The way Kelly delivers the line “ and he plays with his asshole in the shower “ still makes me cry with laughter over a decade later

[@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER]

myspace,phones with buttons on them, the hair styles, god this video is a fucking time capsule

[@ebennett7]

12 years later this is still the most brilliant content on KZbin

[@Aquaticus12]

Just had a text message breakup … so had to watch this for support! This is timeless!

[@Sebastian-dn1kn]

Kelly’s back with a mask. And so am I. Wonder who else will be joining me.

[@xblueblaze]

This video has been online 5 years and I've only just understood now about the girl at 4:17 from the NSA. Kelly must've known the truth all this time!

[@jessicacole8404]

*10 years now*

[@RicoBrownTV]

What do ya mean

[@RicoBrownTV]

I've been wondering who she was since I first seen this when I first seen it I thought it was ashley Tisdale but seeing it now not even close

[@stev6963]

5:52 I always thought Margaret Cho looked pretty badass dancing right here a little after the beat dropped again. It went along with the music perfectly. 👌🏽 Also this beat actually goes pretty damn hard.

[@doughboy2356]

Facts lol

[@stev6963]

@@doughboy2356 this guy gets it.

[@doughboy2356]

@@stev6963 I come back to this every other day lol

[@littlemisslenny13]

Saaaame

[@shanonfreek]

"B-R-A-K-E That's in your car Dummy!" Whenever anyone puts brake instead of break, I have to really stop myself from commenting that.

[@LexyCohen-pc1tx]

Flip phones, MySpace…Kids who somehow stumble across this nowadays could never appreciate it the way we do.

[@jennlemmelin443]

I can't even explain how happy this makes me. He always pulls me out of any depression. Literally the only thing I can watch that will always pull me out

[@CannibalFetusRobbery]

I too will be raising my children on these relics. Now that I'm seeing this as a 25 year old. I'm honestly impressed with how much effort, time, creativity, and talent went into these videos. This is REAL content, there's a storyline, there's characters, there's growth for the characters. Ffs the amount of people involved in bringing these videos to life is astounding all in itself. You'd never see anyone put in work like this for any videos nowadays. Videos now are so cheap and bottom of the barrel. This is truly top tier stuff.

[@knightsintodreams]

why are the most awesome, girl power videos coming from a dude???

[@dankmansalley417]

Oh god it’s a life is strange fan

[@halcyon3600]

knightsintodreams oh god a feminist. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the content.

[@legzfalloffgirl5148]

Because dudes love women

[@TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

@@halcyon3600 I think they said that because they're not a feminist. That doesn't look like the type of language from someone angry.

[@wxedsanddokx]

@@halcyon3600 gotta got your daily fuck feminists comment in

[@coalblooded]

Somebody texted me today and misspelled "break", and I immediately wanted to respond, "B-R-A-K-E? That's in your _car_, dummy!!" But I came here to watch this instead. Ahhh the good ol' days :)

[@ajc8815]

"Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes GAYYYY!" **Everybody Laughs except Kelly and her bestfriend** "KELLY'S FUCKING RAD!" **Silence** That was the best part!

[@crystalidentity]

I didn't understand the joke... What does it mean, "shoes shoes shoes shoes GAY"?

[@Music1222]

Aya Sherlocat Watch Kelly- Shoes.

[@SherbertVanilla]

"Awesome" 😂

[@venivedivici5669]

Fuckin' Rad

[@elenawinellcomposer]

Liam Kyle Sullivan’s videos are a whole cinematic universe unto themselves. Plus the songs are…to quote Heather, fucking rad.

[@cittylin]

God these videos take me back! I miss kelly!

[@danielleevans6403]

I forgot how much this slaps

[@MaritsView]

You can't text message break up! So true, HEAR IT. Boys or girls who do that are very sad... and ego...

[@chapstickaddict435]

This song was intense. So much went over my head when I was young.

[@KeybladeScar]

Oh the good ol days of MySpace I miss those days for sure and this song is still funny 😂😂

[@FueledByDaria]

I feel like the true genius of this was lost on me back when I was 14... now though? Now I can appreciate it for the masterpiece it truly is.

[@sheridandy]

Use to watch this all the time when I was younger, but now I actually get the NSA reference. LOL.

[@Itsmebaileyc]

"Get a clue- no! Let the clue stay lost just fuck you, deck!" Love that line lmfao Also holy shit, I remember having phones like those! It's scary how that was just about 6 or 7 years ago!

[@em9019]

I just read your comment as she sang that😂

[@sistahs101]

I didn't get the "NSA" joke when this first came out... OMG what 6 years can do lol

[@wvnder]

shattertheuniverse I was just thinking that 😂

[@RainbowManification]

Even back then, we knew. Lol

[@AmalyiaoftheNightstar]

2022 and this is still one of my favorite videos of all time! I can't wait to introduce this to my brother's kids when they are at the right age!

[@JasonGoodfellow]

Revisiting this after years. It's still so good.

[@ambervictoria11]

They don’t make quality content like this anymore

[@xxfallenangel1995xx]

So nostalgic. I miss this

[@JordanGrimmer]

After watching this for literally 15 years the "how long have you been standing there?!" bit still makes me laugh so much.

[@resilient4300]

Anyone else going on a Kelly binge after Masks was posted?💖😂 *edit** this is an underrated banger tbh😤

[@ll2323]

13 years later and this still bangs. The quality was really good for its time.

[@a7xb4mvlover]

"You have to stop answering the phone." "... 👀 but it rings" Gets me every time 😂😭😂😭

[@otsdrselse1163]

Why is this my childhood? The NOSTALGIA!!!

[@jeeither]

"oh. she looks like a dead person." another line I use in my personal life.

[@GottaLoveScarlette]

"Boyfriend? Who wants to date you?" Lol i died!

[@crystalpuff514]

2022 and this is still one of my top favorite videos on the internet

[@joelfeliciano1548]

It’s 2022 and we still don’t deserve this iconic video!

[@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325]

I was in high school when this came out originally...I feel so old but I can't stop re-watching this! XD

[@mariasalgado958]

I can’t wait to show this to my children.

[@ManiacalViolet]

🤣 this is what mommy's 20s were like

[@DramaBabe18]

"Don't have sex. Sex is for....married people." My favorite part xD

[@modernica]

I'm so happy these are still here.

[@AllySay]

I used to love Kelly!! Haven't watched this in like 10 years... Even funnier now than it was back then!!!

[@sparkleparis]

This masterpiece deserves 120M views, at least

[@merakiminx]

TO THIS DAY Heather can get it.

[@MallyVision]

14 years later and I just saw this now. The editing in this is actually so good though wow

[@nollix]

18

[@mochi_1070]

wow youtube its been 10 years and now it gets recommended

[@themr.gardenershow3272]

The classics of KZbin of the early 00s like this if they should make more videos like this again ❤️

[@AmandaLeigh1004]

"Have some whiskey, honey, makes ya feel better!" - Me in any situation no matter what.

[@sharonlindsay7097]

14 years later and this song still slaps

[@nollix]

18.

[@FirstLast-qj6lh]

Please come back idk how you haven't blown up with such quality this has aged like wine I remember shoes and the muffin