No Booty Calls

[@zounette99]

I didn’t realize back what a strong and empowering female character Kelly was. I just knew she was funny. This is both iconic and should be an anthem.

[@habitsrabbit]

@@tylerbrewer6945 but Kelly is a female character.

[@PsychoBatcave]

for real me too, coming back to this realizing

[@1997thatperson]

Liamkylesullivan managed to do it without being misogynistic

[@TheTrizmanify]

@@1997thatpersonJesus Christ shut up

[@bridgetbrennan6615]

I feel like we as a society have ignored the fact that Liam is a lyrical genius.

[@Elysion404]

Looks like she finally got that top.

[@sarawashburn2008]

LMAO

[@briannawachter621]

Yep

[@QuadElementals]

She's just borrowing it

[@kuhnegirl]

Years later and I just now notice!😂 Thanks lol

[@ajsarchived]

Junesong x lol ya 😂🤣

[@Nice_Nugz]

"GRAPHIC DESIGNER FOR A SHOE COMPANY" OMFG I DIDNT EVEN HEAR THAT BEFORE HAHAHAHA

[@ashleymiller2032]

+Shannon Garcia SAME!

[@billied8487]

Shannon Garcia kelly is literally me

[@ivorytickler8811]

Digital Prism Have some whiskey, honey. It'll make you feel better.

[@jennyyoung1380]

Shannon Garcia me neither!!!😂😂😂😂

[@EarthSignEmpress]

I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN HER FRIEND FOUND ANOTHER CUTE VAMPIRE GUY.

[@FuzzyColors2012]

LunarXP Gaming better then her dad ew lol

[@iamspy1657]

I know you

[@CekaDStar]

Damn!! Theses lyrics are extremely clever!! I didn't appreciate when I was younger

[@winko567]

LOL ikr? XD

[@marinadela1361]

winko567 I can't believe I found you *here*

[@MarriedToTheBestHusband]

Ceka D i appreciated them at 13 and still do at 23

[@1zeldalover]

Ceka D A few D's can be rolled still but honestly because of overly sentamental gamers im glad theirs more room for shoes.

[@chrism4403]

@@MarriedToTheBestHusband wow good for you, but nobody cares

[@AllenMQuinn]

I wish Liam would return with Kelly videos. They'd be SO Popular especially in this day and age.

[@DJWarwing]

+Allen M. Quinn What if Kelly appears on Jimmy Fallon for "Ew!"

[@AllenMQuinn]

DJ Warwing OMG YES

[@scrungus7260]

HOW IN THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW

[@kppver5539]

Allen Quinn ya i agree

[@Frosty0762]

I wish!

[@TheChryystal]

No Booty Calls... probably one of KZbin's first diss tracks. I love this song.

[@molly._.__]

Catharsis Chrystal

[@kristinasantarcangelo6033]

Really though

[@garyjones1688]

I'm crying 🤣

[@Catrinabrown2013]

Not really the first. Text message break up is before this.

[@PrincessPuddles]

Still having the entire song memorized after all these years is a huge accomplishment.

[@camriijace7361]

"Baby I dont need no book" 'Double negative, so you do' OHHHHHHHHH

[@starry4656]

"I don't need no book." "Double negative, so you do." I love this. I love Liam.

[@amayadavis4859]

No booty calls.. Deck

[@omadselc]

That's not hapenneeeeing

[@OminousIllusionist]

Kelly: "Did someone just bump me!?" Dat face xD

[@timbogiannini1185]

Kelly: Thank you! Betch!

[@donsenior1537]

Timbo Giannini

[@LeeLooface]

I miss all the bomb diggity old school youtubers :(

[@stevejohnson1724]

Same. All these new ones like Zoella and shit are just doing it for fame. All the old ones were on youtube before it was super popular and they only took it up because they were interested, the fame wasn't the point.

[@jasonsanders222]

Brandon Hardesty FTW

[@hkfradio5965]

Joanna R Me too, the first video I have ever watched is the crazy frog and that is old.

[@youngcuba12]

Honestly!

[@theweyrd]

How can this only have 5.8 m views, I’m shook

[@TMIATC]

This man was a lyrical genius.

[@studentloandebtor]

More than anything else, Kelly makes me proud to be a Millennial.

[@pistachiosandpopcorn7146]

Millennial ? I think Kelly would be gen x. Liam is 50. I’m gen x and I admit KZbin was the millennial spot originally. Not many gen xers back in the day on here. But KZbin was started by young gen xers

[@toshiamiyumi2604]

okay... but kelly was a teenager girl in 2006 so he was playing a typical millennial girl. Gen xers are too busy being absent parents lmfao@@pistachiosandpopcorn7146

[@QuinnTheSuperStar]

It's 2020 and still the "You work?!" is accurate af, LMAO!!! 😂😂😂

[@LadyDee_09]

I feel this spiritually

[@bellastrawberry9207]

Buddy you're like cheddar CHEEEEESSSSSYYYYY

[@wretchedholiday3515]

White cheddar.

[@bellastrawberry9207]

Yaaas Camyon Wilson

[@CeceDoesArt]

Holy shit I understand the jokes now.

[@ladymantis]

Oh God don't say that. It makes me feel old. Lmao

[@JoeCambo]

That was DIFFERENT

[@Afireinside912]

PERFECTION*

[@nuthole]

Was practically obsessed with these videos when I was a kid, especially Shoes, and now that I've come back to it, I now realize that Kelly is in fact a man in a skirt.

[@soappacket2342]

Well, Kelly is a girl, but the actor that plays her is a guy.

[@lilianamendoza307]

Awkward Abii wow

[@PhoenixMinistry]

Nut Hole “was obsessed with these videos when I was a kid”? LOL! These videos are only 10 years old! 🤣🤣 #StillAKid

[@Frosty0762]

@@PhoenixMinistry I'm sure he meant a young teen.

[@syhxa3reese726]

PHOENIX MINISTRY I was 2 when they made this😂

[@yourrealdad9442]

Is this the sequel to "Let Me Borrow That Top"? Cuz... she's wearing the top...

[@heyitsnathanofficial]

+Pikaboss is the sequel to where do you think you're going in that

[@user-lt8vl4tr8p]

It's a sequel to " text message breakup".

[@ebraunstein8212]

+Pikaboss I think the order is supposed to go: Text Message Breakup Let Me Borrow That Top (Kelly's grounded at the end) Where Do You Think You're Going In That? (Ending shows her mom SEEING her leave the house) Finally, this video, No Booty Calls. Least that's my guess.

[@MattisNearMello]

No it's a sequel to text message to break up

[@grahamroth2615]

LET ME BORROW THAT FUCKING TOP

[@EZEKIELJAMEZ]

Was having a bad morning and needed this little piece of my childhood 😂

[@mirabellacirtus4122]

lol "my ex keeps calling me ...what a deck."gets me everytime!!!😂

[@jordanstephens008]

"I got a brand new boot for your ass." Bravo Kelly.

[@haleybeecher4025]

I watched this when I was nine and I just watched it again for the first time since and I'm dying now that I understand all of the jokes

[@itsmolly2362]

still the best roast of all time

[@xenomorphlover]

Fun fact: both Liam (Kelly) and Heather (her vampire friend) appeared in the TV show Buffy the Vampire slayer, and Heather actually played a vampire there too 😅

[@415carlton]

nah ahhhh?!?! whuhhh?

[@peachy_lili]

…how did I never put two and two together on this despite being very familiar with her (Heather) in both places

[@SautariX]

What episode?

[@xenomorphlover]

@@SautariX season 2s reptile boy (liam) and Phases (heather)

[@xJisJis]

Pretty sure the Liam part is unconfirmed, but the part about Megahn Perry is credited and confirmed :D

[@jenniferkenny2405]

everyone is talking about shoes, and I'm just over here thinking "no booty calls was way better"

[@Karoger1987]

yess :P

[@Skarletkombat]

Let me borrow that top will always be my fav

[@Thedownwardmineon]

I love them all equally lmao

[@zakkofficial7045]

Lets be real, shoes was a classic, but it was a crazy dice roll it ever ended up as good, catchy and classic as it was. Every song hes made since has just been him failing at recapturing what made shoes so great. It was simple, catchy, and the beat was fucking hot. This shit was alright. Too many cliche eye roll, boring lyrics and while the beat is cool, it doesnt come even near to shoes and the wild ass synthesizers on it.

[@whoviankst348]

Absolutely but shoes is more iconic.

[@marinadela1361]

I love how they made the party look crowded and wild with just a few people. Well done!

[@TheForeignersNetwork]

Does anyone else besides me notice how absolutely brilliant these rhymes are? I couldn't come up with something like that in a million years.

[@chiresehoskie4473]

12 years later and this still bumps 🤣🤣

[@BlueAndPINK666]

10 years later and this shit is still just as great. It doesn’t age at all. I wish there were more

[@Richiko06]

"Go stuff your pee hole with a junior mint" lol 😁 literal BURN hilarious

[@warrenhillis8262]

“What happened to the freak who used to rock my world? The freaks still her but she’s not you’re girl” 😆💯

[@copyninja01]

2024 and still coming back for some queen Kelly content.

[@morgandontigney2222]

kelly is the original slay queen

[@ORBFILMS1]

I had a hard time explaining this to my mother.

[@rainbeau9752]

Giver her the book Romeo and Juliette!

[@rainbeau9752]

Don't bother , just laugh and enjoy,,,each time you'll catch something you missed last time! so. what age group is mom? Cuz for all u know she might laugh at these jokes and vids too.

Kelly was really trying to teach us how to stand on our boundaries 😇😇

[@TropicalGirl114]

Remember anxiously waiting for each new Kelly video, omg the nostalgia

[@kappa3750]

Such a creative, fun and well written song.

[@Madilynne-AP]

Bring THIS type of content back to KZbin 🥺🥺

[@drew58103]

I’ve seen this so many times in the last 14 years, and “That was different!” still cracks me up.

[@user-tw4yo7xk9n]

12 years later and I still know every word I miss the kind of youtube

[@alyebear9828]

The ultimate roaster.. XD

[@karou6969]

I wish I had their skills... But hey I am half as good... At least ;3

[@molly._.__]

alyebear Toaster*

[@trippyhlut687]

And Betches. 🤣

[@thegentleman8012]

What about decks

[@GeekyEverAfter]

I miss when KZbin has great channels like this :(

[@Goobsnoob673]

No cap, old content from the early 2000’s is the most original and funniest shit ever you can’t convince me otherwise

[@garyjones1688]

Heather slap the holy Spirit out of her I'm done I'm crying 🤣🤣🤦🤣🤣

[@peachy_lili]

"that's not happeneen!" always kills me

[@simatic512]

The way this song perfectly rhymes and still makes sense is freaking AMAZING.

[@fleurfinley7518]

This never gets old sooooo funny first found Kelly in 2007 brings back many memories !!

[@liamkylesullivan]

After 7 years of selling merch the liamshow shop will be closing. Go to www.jsrdirect.com/webstores/liamshow/ to get your BETCH, DECK, MUFFINS shirts, BETCH undies, or OMG SHOES sticker packs. Everything is $5 until May 31st!!! Then it's all gone forever. Thank you for being awesome fans!!!

[@kahah2]

Hey Kelly, how have you been?

[@atzsanime]

I wish i could still buy merch :(

[@amaranthaalix7578]

Dammit. I missed the sale :/

[@caitlinirelan5641]

Amarantha Alix right?

[@starshortiek]

ugh. i can't believe i missed it. :(

[@twigagawizard]

anyone else just on a Kelly binge now? Lol

[@WhyCantiSee47]

12 year old me loved this and now I'm understanding all the burns in this song it's better now.

[@Oomfstar]

Kelly is SO ICONIC!

[@GeekyEverAfter]

Omg, this brings back so many good memories of when I was just a kid on KZbin who randomly found hilarious stuff like this and watched it a million times over.

[@Lin10uson]

This has always been the best one!💥Every lyric & shot is EPiC!

[@ms.compassion9840]

me in front of my crush... "I like rabbits"

[@ctmajka]

This was WAY ahead of it's time.

[@Drennababy]

Thank you for the trip down memory lane, KZbin. There was so much in this video I couldn’t appreciate when I was younger.

[@cherokeerose8873]

Omg i loved all your songs in high school 2007 was so long ago but seems like just yesterday I still love em

[@_Rhatsody]

I KNEW IT! JIMMY FALLON COPIED THIS!

[@beck_luv]

What do you mean

[@ErinNicoleLawson]

I was just thinking the same thing!!!!

[@MarriedToTheBestHusband]

@@beck_luv jimmy fallon copied kelly jimmy does segments as a girl

[@cativamusereacts9926]

Jimmy looks like Kelly so that makes sense

[@anactualplant9574]

Jimmy Fallon is a douche bag wannabe

[@nicolethomas6279]

It's been 10 years and every time someone bumps into me I always hear in that voice... "DID SOMEONE JUST BUMP ME?" Every...single...time

[@melissareed3101]

This song is still a banger

[@chlomium7893]

Kelly got bars 🙌🎤

[@kristine9491]

I LOVE THIS !!!! 💜💜💜💜 NO BOOTY CALLS" DECK !!! 🎵🎶🎵🎵 HA !!!!! HAS A GOOD BEAT ! I LIKE IT....🙏🏻😇 🎵🎶🎵🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵

[@StawberryStranger]

I cannnnot GET over.. TO THIS DAY... The way Kelly says "What was THaaAht? That was DeFfferANt."

[@delaneytaylor6736]

The amount of times I watched this as a child.... Definitely shouldn't have been but I'm so glad I'm rediscovering Kelly in my 20's , aged like wine

[@bonesthecreator4984]

Same!

[@sheneyneygirl]

I have to admit that I like all your videos, but this was the best one so far. The lyrics were amazing and so clever; very good use of language!

[@pistachiosandpopcorn7146]

Agreed. I don’t get why shoes was the go to for recognition

[@keatis_1]

i haven't seen this video in yearssss, but i use the line "double negative so you do" all the time and i totally forgot this is where it is from skhsjkgaljhasejld

[@sudynlj]

it's been over a decade and i still come back here and watch these videos. there are some that i loved so much, but seem to have been removed (the one with the couple at the therapist, for example). still. awesome stuff and so much fun to watch and listen to.

[@divinitynmotion]

I want KZbin to go back to this content. I loved this time of my life. Kelly is everything still!

[@warriorcatqueen]

DID SOMEONE JUST BUMP ME!?

[@AliAkkan0217]

That dude step dancing at the door LOL got me good

[@myav4637]

Jimmy Fallon's Ew skit character is pretty much based off of Kelly XD

[@TakkuriHimare]

Lol. What a deck.

[@SpenceReam]

Some of these burns are STILL RED HOT… Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike, dayum 🤣

[@SpenceReam]

*15 years ago:* _“Jesus Christ, could you at least be original? If game was the truth then yours would be fictional!”_ *me today:* 💀

[@maralsa1]

This is so ahead of it’s time. I love yall

[@GeneralPurgenet]

when I was little when he said walk the walk and I know you like my... I was confused now I understand. Lol

[@damonterrell27]

I feel Jimmy Fallon inspired Sara from this!

[@GeekyEverAfter]

IKR

[@RonaldSL-]

+Damon Terrell Without an H because H'es are EW.xD

[@polisherci]

you mean he stole it

[@Hael_the_Okay]

I think I remember on one episode of his late night show that there was this girl that said "Ew" and it caught Jimmy's attention and then asked her name. She specified it as Sara without an H

[@user83c9f49]

what?? you mean he was inspired to create her? grammar dude. grammar.

[@FantasiaJ]

12 years later this still hits!

[@Belieber713]

14 years later and i still remember every single word to this

[@AtlasNovack]

Been over 10 years since I looked up this song. Still a banger.

[@Bella-Mae0422]

Ahhh my virgin ears when I first heard this back in '07. Good ole, innocent days 🤣

[@shortsweetsimple3281]

Here in 2020 STILL laughing at the genius of this 🤣🤣🤣

[@fraygrimmreality]

11 years old and this shit is still relevant and hilarious as fuck. Thank you for existing.

[@ANiftyKitty]

oh my god I missed watching these videos, they're still funny as fuck. "Thank you...betch" lmfao

[@JoannaSternbergYoutube]

HAHAHAH THE SECOND HE SAID "SHOE COMPANY" 👁👄👁 (but with glasses)

[@jasonsanders222]

THEY'RE ALL DECKS!

[@KoujiInfected91]

I love heather she’s amazing 😂 when she slapped the shaat out of kelly and kelly said “thanks ...betch “ kelly will always be an iconic character . Liam please come back to youtube and make youtube great again 😂

[@pammyla66]

the guy she talks to at the begining is cute ,and so is the guy that plays her ex boyfriend

[@cherylz1553]

+pammyla66 I thought so too.

[@samanthabammer9083]

+pammyla66 the guy she talks to is her and you know kelly is a guy right

[@pammyla66]

no really I would have never guessed. and the guy at the beginning and the ex didn't look anything like kelly but ok

[@samanthabammer9083]

pammyla66 the one with the glasses its liam and liam is kelly

[@pammyla66]

yes I know that, but the guy that bumped her and the guy on the phone that was her ex was not liam and I thought they were cute

[@BrittanyDavidson141]

It's 2014 and I'm still watching this.

[@camille7607]

Same ;D

[@lilianamendoza307]

Brittany Davidson 2017 and I'm still watching it

[@beebourie1696]

Liliana Mendoza same

[@LifeInPink999]

Brittany Davidson it’s 2018 and I’m watching it...

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

2018 👌

[@madrose5269]

I think that was one of the best slaps I've ever seen

[@alessandrajackson3768]

I’ve used this growing up when dealing with men! Thank you in 2022

[@marinadee2771]

Everyone needs a friend like Heather

[@TheEvilcookie0]

Still love the party guy. ROCK ON PARTY GUY!

[@UloveOri]

This shit will never get old 😂✊🏾

[@CatingtonYT]

dude this reminds me of the time I spent countless hours in gaia online , lmao . Miss this era of KZbin .

[@Jude300c]

Gaia online is BLAST from the past! 🎉

[@JenIsHungry]

Ooomg so true lmao

[@DarkDeathLover101]

man no matter how many years go by . this is still KZbin Gold . KZbin classic . great everytime!

[@stillgoinanonymousfornow5149]

This was brilliant for the beginning of YT and it’s still better than what people are putting up nowadays.