Lies of P Any% Speedrun in

[@AzariahWolf]

Sophia: You're a very special puppet because you can lie. P, flying across Krat: You sure that's the only reason?

[@k-ram9]

gold comment

[@zaxxbegge8309]

😂

[@danieldominguez2419]

Lmfaoo

[@HasturLaVishnu]

atleast he's not in his tighty-whitey's or Loin-cloth, like in DS speedruns. lol

[@TheDemon3812]

Lmfaooo

[@rageuproar6871]

Gotta be honest, your prob the best speedrunner of our generation. Like seems it doesnt matter the game or even genre of game, you still crush it. Keep up your work man your skills are unreal

[@jamesjones5023]

the glaze is real get off his dick

[@XMiniProX]

yeah something to be proud of lmao

[@SonofSol1]

Gets in early and then gets record but doesn't stick with the game when it starts to get competitive 🤷🏻 so not really. All his records get taken pretty early as he never goes back to the game

[@KenLikeEh123]

@@SonofSol1lies

[@djtoxicdhg]

​@sonofsol2869 You clearly do not watch any of his content because hes maniged to keeps some records for literal years. Not that it really matters? One way or another he does this s*** just for fun. But I'm just saying you talking out your ass

[@unknowntravisYT]

Average 1 hour gameplay: "Reaching the hotel" Average 1 hour Distortion run: "Finishes the game"

[@DevilsSlayer200793]

Average 1 hour gameplay: "Reaching the hotel" Average 1 hour Distortion run: "Reaching the hotel... in NG+"

[@unknowntravisYT]

@@DevilsSlayer200793 "Beating NG+7 before a game journalist beats Parade master"🤓

[@lobstrosity7163]

​@@unknowntravisYTA true game journo wouldn't be able to exit the train

[@Existence_Optional]

Woah massive improvement, the grind is real.

[@bootxlegg]

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[@benquirobiequiratman4646]

how much grinding Can you in Blood Born or this game

[@Luis-rp2lm]

The jobless grind

[@HaeJoonLee]

lol the path "Parade Master -> Black Rabbit -> Donkey" looks so natural as if it was in that order from the beginning 😂

[@arshana4081]

The fact that black rabbit immediately mentioned after exiting hotel too

[@HaeJoonLee]

lol

[@superscatboy]

*Game:* *Distortion2:*

[@BigMac87963]

And then there is me who took over 3 hours to beat the Nameless Puppet

[@ben-gm6iy]

same lmao

[@String_Cheese]

Can’t wait till he gets down to 0:05:14 for any%

[@Strix2031]

Rn the lowest possible i belive is 1:07:smth? I asked a speedrunner about it once. Idk if there are any TASS

[@pretends2know]

@@Strix2031 This is a reference to Elden Ring Any% with Zips.

[@Strix2031]

@@pretends2know Oh :p

[@thenonexistinghero]

@@Strix2031 Lowest possible doesn't take as of yet undiscovered tech/glitches in mind. The run will no doubt reach sub 1 hour soon enough.

[@bootxlegg]

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[@YaBoiiiiNick]

I didn't think honestly that this game could be broken to this level. Honestly had the idea in my mind that this would be much less broken than past souls-borne games speedrun wise but jeeesus that wild

[@oliverhambleton4337]

As a viewer i'm much more engaged by the glitchless runs and seeing how different players handle the bossfights. While any% is a completely different skillset, its still mad impressive and the grind to learn these skips is unreal.

[@HDDreamer]

What, you don't want to watch 10 minutes of running out of bounds? I agree, glitchless all bosses is the superior category, much more fun to watch people actually fight bosses.

[@Kain40]

Frankly, glitchless runs are far more impressive.

[@dogworshipper802]

Really hope you can get sub one hour, this is really impressive 🤯

[@methos424]

I mean considering zipping is a thing in this game, sub 1 hr is not only possible it’s pretty guaranteed.

[@bootxlegg]

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[@joshuatucker2521]

Every couple days another streamer posts a world record! Let the speed run war commece!!

[@ajburgs1121]

Glad to see the goat back on top

[@jamesdixon7776]

The composure kept in the second phase of Simon was most impressive to me. GG

[@arsenal18100]

Insane how much you improved since last time! I wish I was awake for the streams but I think I’m asleep normally as I live in EU but I always re-watch it on here 100% worth it

[@arsenal18100]

@@NeoVandole I know I was just saying he should be proud making such a huge jump, still can probably get the time down further I would think but will have to wait and see!

[@thegr1mr3ap3r8]

Oh my goodness, I just watched the last run that was 1h 40m, impressive getting it down another 30 mins in less than a week❤

[@joshwatts7540]

I know this game does not have a lot of competition but I really enjoy it as a viewer. Seems like there is a lot of optimization possible and just a blast of a game to spectate in all formats. Will happily watch vods for years

[@self-righteousideologue9398]

One of hte best games that came out in recent years. Besides Sekiro, it has the best parry system, IMO. Boss designs are great. And you can complete it quite quickly. It's not like Elden Ring where you spend 100 hours. Don't get me wrong, I like Elden Ring. But sometimes you just want a linear game where you can play and not get lost in the world.

[@vengeful8gaming776]

Damn man, already beating your old records. Been learning a lot of skips that help me power through this game with ease.

[@alwaysadaptivepodcast]

Don’t skip enjoy the game. You’re not doing a speed run so take your time.

[@moemouse]

such improvement . you're the goat

[@scorpion0498]

just got into this game i love it. wont be watching the whole speedrun until i finish it myself but either way 👍

[@BIGWH1FF]

Just finished the game myself a few hours ago, hope you enjoy as much as I did

[@scorpion0498]

@@BIGWH1FF ty! Bloodborne is my all time fav and it's alike so i think i will :)

[@Medved-]

The Wizard of Oz dies btw

[@paulcastro7507]

it took me 55 hours haha

[@Everdreamjustplays]

This type of stuff is why @distortion2 is my favorite runner.

[@dknf4036]

God gamer does it again. . . . . and again. . . and again

[@alcoyot]

Can’t wait to see your armored core speed runs.

[@mhouze3]

You beat the game in an hour and I’m stuck on a boss for a week! You are the GOAT!!

[@shrekingwald]

​@Krypto121 yeah yeah, we get it gatekeeper, I'm sure that helps soothe your wounded ego after seeing him curb stomp laxasia while you're probably still stuck on her It's any%, maybe watch glitchless if it bothers you that much

[@ThatMuddyWater]

Literally just fell asleep to your other WR, woke up to a new WR.

[@83joonior]

Nice, congrats. You've been working hard to get the skips down

[@BrotherFishin]

Holy shit dude. This is impressive 👏🏾

[@greenghost5821]

You inspire me to get gud. I stream, and just did a 24 hour stream beating this game. Wasn’t planning to go that long; but I had a goal and a vision. Seeing that you did it in an hour shows me how much better I need to be if I plan to ever get any speedrun record

[@matthewmyers4831]

Do people literally walk around every corner of the games geometry to find out if you can clip through to find these glitches? It’s insane to me.

[@xjoaogabrielx]

How this guy crush the Door Guardian is just F#%& AMAZING...

[@turkceoyunfilmi]

Dude just gave his heart to save time!

[@10FN0N3]

20:52 how do y’all even figure this is a possibility?

[@timauch]

Ayyy watched this stream that whole day hung over and chiefed my pen. It was a great time

[@mugnuz]

nice run. good for speedrunning but it always fascinates me what parts of the map even have collision. in this game its just crazy... :D

[@EddiXP]

This game is incredible. I just got the platinum

[@JuzoItori]

very nice run Dist

[@andrewhuang682]

Good job, knew you could do it.

[@RobewhO]

Ahhh... he called it at the beginning of this attempt. No, it wasn't a coincidence! 😁

[@ItsMayme]

“This is the run” indeed it was

[@gamerdude678]

The goat strikes again

[@davidheaton5765]

It took me 3 hours to get to Puppet Kings second phase. This is mental.

[@jdbly5934]

Weapon handle scaling change may be my single favorite aspect of this game.

[@copperthief9454]

The key spam when talking to Cat and Fox was very entertaining to heat

[@SilverSlayer]

Who else remembers when Dist would run Re7 and had less than 100k subs?

[@lobstrosity7163]

I remember him coming from nowhere and suddenly competing with the holy trinity of Noobest, Santzo84, and Elajjaz for Dark Souls 2 records. And now he's the only one left doing speedruns.

[@hellonearth6411]

Amazing stuff my friend, just subbed your channel to.😁

[@tenki_]

i was very happy and jolly watching this nice fast run and then i saw you skip half the fucking game by flying across the entire map 10/10

[@classicfranco5762]

Will be waiting for the next upload in the next 24 hours.

[@Ashn-]

HOLLYYYYYY! congrats dist!

[@AsaTheEvilOne]

P is secretly mega man

[@lostboy7079]

"It's not that competitive" -30 mins form last run 😅

[@GM_Darius]

Still baffles me that, even in a speed run, half of Lies of P pretty much takes place in the final tower area.

[@corey_clip]

Man I remember when it was an hour 40 just a few days ago

[@yolo-senpal4520]

I haven’t seen any actual gameplay of this, so I’m just gonna assume this is how the game is played casually.

[@DragoonO777]

The last fight was so intense lol

[@HasturLaVishnu]

Distortion2 you are really a beast at speedrunning. Must be nice not looking at a dude only wearing a loin-cloth, like in most DS speedruns. lol

[@gorokracs]

gratz, that was amazing

[@fuinn9876]

How do people find these spots to speedrun like do people just run around and sttack like, hoping to fly

[@RangerOneGaming]

AWESOME speedrun never stop.

[@jakken666]

for some reason my subscribtion to your channel was just removed on it's own. Anyone else have this problem?

[@noir371]

What this really demonstrates: throwables are powerful

[@Dabagel100]

1:10:08 I was here. I cant wait for a sub hour its gonna be insane.

[@McN4styFilth]

based giga chad not giving a shit about the leaderboards.

[@sou5351]

Man just keeps crushing numbers 😳🤯

[@syedabid9767]

1:07 The time traveler in the chat💀💀

[@luftix]

great run, keep it up boiiiiiiiii

[@joebeezy9471]

The GOAT of speedrunning

[@10FN0N3]

7:58 what in the absolute fuck 😂

[@eagles1o7]

So do speedrunners actually play the games? Or do they just look for the skips and everything? Genuine question.

[@sixgunrecords6486]

How did y’all find these skips and how does it not break the game and let you progress?

[@Wasser-fz9ub]

Hi @Distorion2 do you know the German Channel Rocketbeans? They do something that's called Speedrundale. Maybe you are interested in presenting your skills ?

[@shinshin367]

Great job!

[@alexesposito6824]

Bro made Laxasia look like a STRAIGHT UP BOOOOOSSSSYYYYYY

[@p_a_s_t_bI_rb]

I looked at it in one breath. That's great!

[@youtube-nak]

amazing record!

[@allengilby3054]

The big Teddy Roosevelt's look terrifying!

[@Malvekazar767]

Ngl the chatter randomly throwing shade at the devs held my attention long enough to miss the skip to black rabbit fight and i was very confused

[@johnstreetburg9101]

another speedruin of another great game, came to conclude games that i watch speedrun i can never play normally

[@sincereflowers3218]

😂 that's your fault though. You knew it was a speedrun in the title and still watched. This comment is childish.

[@brain2372]

Ah so the canisters are useful, you just have to walk up and absolutely bully tf out of things

[@DrGamersEmporium]

26:58 old people going down the stairs

[@amsofowkndsosksk200]

Guys i just finished the game and i cant stop shaking

[@vjflem]

Is this with achievements

[@spouwnerring]

I wonder who will post the 1st all bosses speedrun and I also wonder who will post the 100% speedrun 1st.

[@RicardoRodriguez-ym6yr]

So did anyone else see the ad strawberry or nut cause I’m still curious what it was

[@Xotico0]

at 22:45 is there a specific reason why when I leave and rejoin in the same exact corner it keeps me under instead of bringing me up?

[@ZeroCrits]

"the hotel is in dange-" NUH-UHHH

[@-2N4.]

1:07:57 What a intense and epic moment

[@benquirobiequiratman4646]

love his Rapher sword It’s bad ass Looking like a saber

[@richardsteele1255]

Takes me over an hour to figure out how to beat each boss!

[@KrKesomackan]

i love how we are skipping the first half of the game within the first 5 minutes LMAO gj

[@pimptain4589]

That Laxasia fight was insane

[@dawszelka5461]

In 6 days 40 min improvement lol.. this guy is a game freak

[@TChunky]

8:11 was so unexpected im rolling

[@iPandahh]

Amazing run, weird question, why grab laxasias gazer? Wouldn’t you save the couple of seconds going straight to Sophia’s door? There’s basically 0 chance of death getting to the gazer after Sophia and you grab that for safety anyway?

[@UnluckiestJester]

7:58 how the hell do you do this?

[@thepinnynoodle5487]

God of speedrunning.

[@llightsong]

You mother trucker, dude. You can't keep getting away with this

[@dreamday988]

Just watched this on vod..gotta watch it again. It was a good run, without the memes I think that 1h is definitely possible 👍🏻

[@sander7159]

really nice run, bud didn't you stop the timer to early?

[@Pymmog]

EU Gang went to sleep and missed it. Nice Run!

[@landenx]

V impressive