Lies of P Any% Speedrun in

Getting better, with load remover sub 1 hour will actually be pretty close soon I think. -- Watch live at / distortion2

[@AzariahWolf]

Sophia: You're a very special puppet because you can lie. P, flying across Krat: You sure that's the only reason?

[@k-ram9]

gold comment

[@zaxxbegge8309]

😂

[@danieldominguez2419]

Lmfaoo

[@HasturLaVishnu]

atleast he's not in his tighty-whitey's or Loin-cloth, like in DS speedruns. lol

[@TheDemon3812]

Lmfaooo

[@rageuproar6871]

Gotta be honest, your prob the best speedrunner of our generation. Like seems it doesnt matter the game or even genre of game, you still crush it. Keep up your work man your skills are unreal

[@jamesjones5023]

the glaze is real get off his dick

[@XMiniProX]

yeah something to be proud of lmao

[@Boardandgame]

Gets in early and then gets record but doesn't stick with the game when it starts to get competitive 🤷🏻 so not really. All his records get taken pretty early as he never goes back to the game

[@KenLikeEh123]

@@Boardandgamelies

[@djtoxicdhg]

​@sonofsol2869 You clearly do not watch any of his content because hes maniged to keeps some records for literal years. Not that it really matters? One way or another he does this s*** just for fun. But I'm just saying you talking out your ass

[@HaeJoonLee]

lol the path "Parade Master -> Black Rabbit -> Donkey" looks so natural as if it was in that order from the beginning 😂

[@arshana4081]

The fact that black rabbit immediately mentioned after exiting hotel too

[@HaeJoonLee]

lol

[@unknowntravisYT]

Average 1 hour gameplay: "Reaching the hotel" Average 1 hour Distortion run: "Finishes the game"

[@DevilsSlayer200793]

Average 1 hour gameplay: "Reaching the hotel" Average 1 hour Distortion run: "Reaching the hotel... in NG+"

[@unknowntravisYT]

@@DevilsSlayer200793 "Beating NG+7 before a game journalist beats Parade master"🤓

[@lobstrosity7163]

​@@unknowntravisYTA true game journo wouldn't be able to exit the train

[@Drinkie69]

I'm not a big fan of glitched speed runs because i like to see boss fights done well. But holy shit the way you absolutely rolled Laxasia was insane.

[@GagebamfEmerson]

I agree, skipping & glitching makes me immediately unimpressed.

[@yurilopes420]

@@GagebamfEmerson then search for any% glitchless runs.... simple

[@Existence_Optional]

Woah massive improvement, the grind is real.

[@bootxlegg]

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[@benquirobiequiratman4646]

how much grinding Can you in Blood Born or this game

[@Luis-rp2lm]

The jobless grind

[@YaBoiiiiNick]

I didn't think honestly that this game could be broken to this level. Honestly had the idea in my mind that this would be much less broken than past souls-borne games speedrun wise but jeeesus that wild

[@kylemedbery9060]

They legit build the games with exploits I think to allow speedruns like this. Because it's so common in all Souls-likes I have a hard time believing they all have similar exploits and then they don't get patched out.

[@BigMac87963]

And then there is me who took over 3 hours to beat the Nameless Puppet

[@ben-gm6iy]

same lmao

[@dogworshipper802]

Really hope you can get sub one hour, this is really impressive 🤯

[@methos424]

I mean considering zipping is a thing in this game, sub 1 hr is not only possible it’s pretty guaranteed.

[@bootxlegg]

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[@oliverhambleton4337]

As a viewer i'm much more engaged by the glitchless runs and seeing how different players handle the bossfights. While any% is a completely different skillset, its still mad impressive and the grind to learn these skips is unreal.

[@HDDreamer]

What, you don't want to watch 10 minutes of running out of bounds? I agree, glitchless all bosses is the superior category, much more fun to watch people actually fight bosses.

[@Kain40]

Frankly, glitchless runs are far more impressive.

[@superscatboy]

*Game:* *Distortion2:*

[@String_Cheese]

Can’t wait till he gets down to 0:05:14 for any%

[@Strix2031]

Rn the lowest possible i belive is 1:07:smth? I asked a speedrunner about it once. Idk if there are any TASS

[@pretends2know]

@@Strix2031 This is a reference to Elden Ring Any% with Zips.

[@Strix2031]

@@pretends2know Oh :p

[@thenonexistinghero]

@@Strix2031 Lowest possible doesn't take as of yet undiscovered tech/glitches in mind. The run will no doubt reach sub 1 hour soon enough.

[@bootxlegg]

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[@joshwatts7540]

I know this game does not have a lot of competition but I really enjoy it as a viewer. Seems like there is a lot of optimization possible and just a blast of a game to spectate in all formats. Will happily watch vods for years

[@jamesdixon7776]

The composure kept in the second phase of Simon was most impressive to me. GG

[@thegr1mr3ap3r8]

Oh my goodness, I just watched the last run that was 1h 40m, impressive getting it down another 30 mins in less than a week❤

[@scorpion0498]

just got into this game i love it. wont be watching the whole speedrun until i finish it myself but either way 👍

[@BIGWH1FF]

Just finished the game myself a few hours ago, hope you enjoy as much as I did

[@scorpion0498]

@@BIGWH1FF ty! Bloodborne is my all time fav and it's alike so i think i will :)

[@Medved-]

The Wizard of Oz dies btw

[@paulcastro7507]

it took me 55 hours haha

[@joshuatucker2521]

Every couple days another streamer posts a world record! Let the speed run war commece!!

[@dknf4036]

God gamer does it again. . . . . and again. . . and again

[@xjoaogabrielx]

How this guy crush the Door Guardian is just F#%& AMAZING...

[@arsenal18100]

Insane how much you improved since last time! I wish I was awake for the streams but I think I’m asleep normally as I live in EU but I always re-watch it on here 100% worth it

[@arsenal18100]

@@NeoVandole I know I was just saying he should be proud making such a huge jump, still can probably get the time down further I would think but will have to wait and see!

[@RobewhO]

Ahhh... he called it at the beginning of this attempt. No, it wasn't a coincidence! 😁

[@vengeful8gaming776]

Damn man, already beating your old records. Been learning a lot of skips that help me power through this game with ease.

[@alwaysadaptive]

Don’t skip enjoy the game. You’re not doing a speed run so take your time.

[@83joonior]

Nice, congrats. You've been working hard to get the skips down

[@ajburgs1121]

Glad to see the goat back on top

[@ThatMuddyWater]

Literally just fell asleep to your other WR, woke up to a new WR.

[@BrotherFishin]

Holy shit dude. This is impressive 👏🏾

[@EddiXP]

This game is incredible. I just got the platinum

[@GM_Darius]

Still baffles me that, even in a speed run, half of Lies of P pretty much takes place in the final tower area.

[@lostboy7079]

"It's not that competitive" -30 mins form last run 😅

[@Everdreamjustplays]

This type of stuff is why @distortion2 is my favorite runner.

[@greenghost5821]

You inspire me to get gud. I stream, and just did a 24 hour stream beating this game. Wasn’t planning to go that long; but I had a goal and a vision. Seeing that you did it in an hour shows me how much better I need to be if I plan to ever get any speedrun record

[@mugnuz]

nice run. good for speedrunning but it always fascinates me what parts of the map even have collision. in this game its just crazy... :D

[@alcoyot]

Can’t wait to see your armored core speed runs.

[@davidheaton5765]

It took me 3 hours to get to Puppet Kings second phase. This is mental.

[@AsaTheEvilOne]

P is secretly mega man

[@jdbly5934]

Weapon handle scaling change may be my single favorite aspect of this game.

[@ProbablyBacon]

And it was, chat. It was the run.

[@tenki_]

i was very happy and jolly watching this nice fast run and then i saw you skip half the fucking game by flying across the entire map 10/10

[@mhouze3]

You beat the game in an hour and I’m stuck on a boss for a week! You are the GOAT!!

[@Krypto121]

He didn't "beat" the game. He glitched his way through 90% of it.

[@shrekingwald]

​@Krypto121 yeah yeah, we get it gatekeeper, I'm sure that helps soothe your wounded ego after seeing him curb stomp laxasia while you're probably still stuck on her It's any%, maybe watch glitchless if it bothers you that much

[@Krypto121]

@@shrekingwald Nice assumption without evidence.

[@moemouse]

such improvement . you're the goat

[@corey_clip]

Man I remember when it was an hour 40 just a few days ago

[@pimptain4589]

That Laxasia fight was insane

[@gamerdude678]

The goat strikes again

[@turkceoyunfilmi]

Dude just gave his heart to save time!

[@classicfranco5762]

Will be waiting for the next upload in the next 24 hours.

[@syedabid9767]

1:07 The time traveler in the chat💀💀

[@copperthief9454]

The key spam when talking to Cat and Fox was very entertaining to heat

[@DragoonO777]

The last fight was so intense lol

[@JuzoItori]

very nice run Dist

[@ItsMayme]

“This is the run” indeed it was

[@McN4styFilth]

based giga chad not giving a shit about the leaderboards.

[@10FN0N3]

7:58 what in the absolute fuck 😂

[@hellonearth6411]

Amazing stuff my friend, just subbed your channel to.😁

[@andrewhuang682]

Good job, knew you could do it.

[@matthewmyers4831]

Do people literally walk around every corner of the games geometry to find out if you can clip through to find these glitches? It’s insane to me.

[@timauch]

Ayyy watched this stream that whole day hung over and chiefed my pen. It was a great time

[@-2N4.]

1:07:57 What a intense and epic moment

[@SilverSlayer]

Who else remembers when Dist would run Re7 and had less than 100k subs?

[@lobstrosity7163]

I remember him coming from nowhere and suddenly competing with the holy trinity of Noobest, Santzo84, and Elajjaz for Dark Souls 2 records. And now he's the only one left doing speedruns.

[@HasturLaVishnu]

Distortion2 you are really a beast at speedrunning. Must be nice not looking at a dude only wearing a loin-cloth, like in most DS speedruns. lol

[@amsofowkndsosksk200]

Guys i just finished the game and i cant stop shaking

[@Dabagel100]

1:10:08 I was here. I cant wait for a sub hour its gonna be insane.

[@yolo-senpal4520]

I haven’t seen any actual gameplay of this, so I’m just gonna assume this is how the game is played casually.

[@DrGamersEmporium]

26:58 old people going down the stairs

[@noir371]

What this really demonstrates: throwables are powerful

[@eagles1o7]

So do speedrunners actually play the games? Or do they just look for the skips and everything? Genuine question.

[@allengilby3054]

The big Teddy Roosevelt's look terrifying!

[@sou5351]

Man just keeps crushing numbers 😳🤯

[@benquirobiequiratman4646]

love his Rapher sword It’s bad ass Looking like a saber

[@alexesposito6824]

Bro made Laxasia look like a STRAIGHT UP BOOOOOSSSSYYYYYY

[@johnstreetburg9101]

another speedruin of another great game, came to conclude games that i watch speedrun i can never play normally

[@sincereflowers3218]

😂 that's your fault though. You knew it was a speedrun in the title and still watched. This comment is childish.

[@ventiWK]

Próximamente: LIES OF P WORLD RECORD 00.01 🦆

[@p_a_s_t_bI_rb]

I looked at it in one breath. That's great!

[@10FN0N3]

20:52 how do y’all even figure this is a possibility?

[@mathsuzin]

imagine a perfect run

[@joshuapatrick682]

1:10:45 Geppetto illuminati confirmed...

[@Ashn-]

HOLLYYYYYY! congrats dist!

[@dawszelka5461]

In 6 days 40 min improvement lol.. this guy is a game freak

[@gorokracs]

gratz, that was amazing

[@TChunky]

8:11 was so unexpected im rolling

[@shinshin367]

Great job!

[@dreamday988]

Just watched this on vod..gotta watch it again. It was a good run, without the memes I think that 1h is definitely possible 👍🏻

[@llightsong]

You mother trucker, dude. You can't keep getting away with this

[@ZeroCrits]

"the hotel is in dange-" NUH-UHHH

[@richardsteele1255]

Takes me over an hour to figure out how to beat each boss!

[@ryalonso2069]

1:50 gigachad mindset

[@brain2372]

Ah so the canisters are useful, you just have to walk up and absolutely bully tf out of things

[@OwnedGamer96]

-40min in a week. Holy hell dude. 🎉🎉

[@Malvekazar767]

Ngl the chatter randomly throwing shade at the devs held my attention long enough to miss the skip to black rabbit fight and i was very confused

[@brandonvillanueva7575]

I’m hour 50 deep and still haven’t beaten it. I’m exploring every inch of the game but damn that’s impressive

[@RangerOneGaming]

AWESOME speedrun never stop.

[@jakken666]

for some reason my subscribtion to your channel was just removed on it's own. Anyone else have this problem?

[@wolfDwolfwood]

Does changing fps affect the jump from the sword attack? If so, in what way?

[@joebeezy9471]

The GOAT of speedrunning

[@benquirobiequiratman4646]

Blood Borm play grinding Looks good.

[@luftix]

great run, keep it up boiiiiiiiii

[@vuljed]

alright alright alright I'm ready for new episode

[@fusi0nn]

This game would have zips just like ER. GGs good run

[@Andy_ARBS]

This game has funny zips. At least they are not instant teleportations like in Elden Ring.

[@danielreich5266]

goob job

[@KrKesomackan]

i love how we are skipping the first half of the game within the first 5 minutes LMAO gj