Life Stories With An Irishman | BEST OF TOMMY TIERNAN

[@TommyTiernan]

Would you tell Tommy your life story?

[@waynekerrgoodstyle]

Only if he needed to be bored to death 😂

[@WillfulSoul143]

If Tommy heard my life story he’d never tell another joke! The comedian who couldn’t laugh is what we’d call him.

[@GRT1865]

No.

[@deeryker]

I would,,but you would need a bit of time,,,but you would find it a tad unbelievable

[@deeryker]

A few yrs back I pitched an idea to a producer heard in RTE,,title,,,,You dont know me but,,,,,then . And that was it,,,the idea was an individual,,well know and him being approached with those words,,,You dont know me but..The people introducing themselves will have done somethings in life ,,,notable things that impacted on everyone the country. Your prog happened,,I heard nuttin as the fella says.

[@audraacklin9826]

I laughed til I was crying! So freaking hilarious! Love it! ❤️🤣🤣

[@Ob1sdarkside]

I love Tommy since I met him in a hotel in Galway, he's a national treasure

[@DeirdreCatherineDoyle]

HE IS INDEED,

[@yugenheorte6828]

That looks like such a wonderful evening, gathered all out in the evening air, lit up by lanterns

[@suecastillo4056]

All I can say is OMG…🤣😂‼️l love him!!! LMAO!

[@Ob1sdarkside]

I watched this and closed the kitchen door, thinking I'd wake me wife. I'm home alone

[@GRT1865]

I thought you were the guy outside the shops yelling at trucks. 😉

[@thiafalcone2622]

I love you Tommy ❤

[@suecastillo4056]

☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️♥️

[@thiafalcone2622]

As a Catholic i have to say, Tommy your irreverant ad f***, and i love you for it.

[@vtpoet5300]

Dear, Tommy- I am ashamed to say, I was only introduced to you a few months ago. It is now my habit to check in on you regularly, in order to grab a quick laugh-a much needed medicine in these oh so interesting times. Thank you. After listening to you, and having an understanding of the subject matter in regard to religion, I thought you may enjoy my understanding of the Christian religions-please note, I am not religious, my interest is in truth, as is the duty of all true Irish poets. In the Irish tradition of poets, poets have more standing before God than priest or King. My information source is P. Duffy, the authority on religion, before his death last year. His understanding of revelation has been accepted by scholars working at the British Museum. So, here goes: Let’s begin with Adam and Eve. Firstly, this story is not a story about the first man and woman, it is a story of a patriarchal civilisation, and a matriarchal civilisation, and their relationship with opium. Opium is 100% the ‘apple’ from the garden of Eden. The patriarchal civilisation is Egypt, the matriarchal civilisation is Minoan-the opium growing culture of Crete. Science has ridiculed the idea of a man made of dust, but a story about the first civilisations, now that’s much more plausible. Next, Moses: the idea of Moses talking to God is nonsense. Moses, sitting in his tabernacle, breathing in the clouds of smoke generated by the sacred tree, the incense tree, his manservant was burning, and having a good think on his troubles, that is a different story. The masses would have seen a column of smoke leaving his tent. ‘Not going anywhere today, lads. Moses is talking to God.’ There is only one sacred incense tree in the ancient world, and that is cannabis. Moses was a stoner, and good on him for it. But he was not talking to God. Now for something a bit heavier: Jesus. To begin, Mary was not a virgin in the modern understanding of the word. Jesus was her first child, her virgin birth. Mary was about seventeen at the time. That is all. What makes Jesus special, is the spirit like a dove experience. Non Christian sightings of this phenomenon record a ‘bird’ in constant flight. It is the shepherd that flies between the worlds. The fact the ‘bird’ landed upon Jesus is significant. The bird-spirit in question has been recorded in Egyptian artwork. It is a white circle with white wings. It is the same bird-spirit associated with the World Tree tradition-the oldest recorded religion on the planet, a religion that has its roots in Neanderthal understanding, evidence of which has been discovered by archaeologists working in caves systems of Western Europe, and dated to over 176,000 years ago. The religion of Jesus connects to the religion of Ancient Egypt and even earlier traditions. It is does not relate to the Jewish religion. Jesus knew the foundations of Israel were built on lies. There never was a man made of dust. Israel is a lie. This is the truth Jesus spoke. This truth became a threat to the Jewish establishment, and that is why they murdered him. Jesus was a rebel fighting against the lies of a corrupt state. Paul was employed to destroy this new truth movement. However, it was too powerful, so he, along with his comrades, devised a new fake Christian understanding based on lies. The religion of Paul is the image of Israel. Paul is the false prophet of Christian prophecy. The lies of Paul are the spirit of Antichrist at work in the world. So who or what is Satan? Paul’s Satan is a fantasy creation, a demonic entity ruling over a hell dimension. It is a nonsense designed to obscure the real identity of Satan. John’s Satan, is a seven headed dragon, an impossible creature. It is a word puzzle and the answer is, Israel. Israel is the political beast that was murdering the first Christians-called stars in revelation (it is not possible to knock a star, a huge globe of fire, to earth). John was a war writer and consequently he wrote in riddles. The Bible is a book of war, only it contains the message of both factions presented as one. No wonder the world is confused and deceived about religion. Thankfully, the true understanding of Jesus, John, and Peter, is now stepping out of the wilderness, and it is beautiful. It is truth and love. No need for priests or their temples of gold and jewels. Worship privately in spirit. Funny thing is, before that insane villain, St Patrick, the English git, came over to Eire, we already had Christian teaching, and female priests, with the freedom to have families. He didn’t bring Christianity to Eire, he corrupted and destroyed what truth was already there. Sure now, that’s enough, although I could say much more. I hope that was of interest, and that you found the same humour in the truth as I do. Much respect. Luke 😉