Lifespan Comparison: The Shortest and Longest Lifespans of Animals

Lifespan Comparison: The Shortest and Longest Lifespans of Animals
Human beings seem to be at the top of the food chain in the animal kingdom, but some creatures outlast humans in terms of longevity. Animals living on the land, in the air, and in water can last for many decades or even centuries.Lifespan Comparison
Most animals people come into contact with on a daily basis, such as dogs and cats, will only live a fraction of their owners' lives. But under the right circumstances, many animals worldwide can live for many decades or even centuries.
In order to find the longest and shortest living animals in the world, 24/7 Wall St. reviewed data in the Human Ageing Genomic Resources database collection -- specifically, the AnAge animal longevity database. These are the longest-living animals in the world.watchdata
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[@QKumberZ]

Mayfly: "I mayfly today, but I may not tomorrow"

[@jordanb.9559]

Lol

[@winterlove4750]

That was a good one

[@hughhoward7380]

Cant lie that pretty good

[@unknown_raven975]

Hey nice comment there bud 👉😎👉

[@theredcrewmate6638]

:(

[@bayani7626]

Mayfly: what a good day to die

[@scarletlikesbirds]

lol

[@mattynek2]

lol

[@user-hq1we4jb4v]

lol

[@alexcosta1621]

lol

[@davygamey]

lol

[@ice3302]

Teacher: Did you do the homework Mayfly: I'll bring it in tomorrow Teacher: Ok Teacher: Hol up...

[@codenamesyveries6766]

Lmao 🤣😆 good one 👌👌

[@HarishKumar-fv1uh]

😂🤣🤣

[@coralxanpu]

The next day Teacher:Can I have your homework? Mayfly: ye- *proceeds to have 12 simeoultaneous heart attacks*

[@lookasNash]

At the funeral the teacher be like bru you never gave me your homework

[@dakotacollis5123]

Coral reef: I can live for 4000 years! Humanity and pollution: well yes, but actually no.

[@thatdemoninthecar]

don't reply to@DON'T, they're a bot

[@Aditya-tx3zc]

🤣

[@thetruthissosimple3860]

What do you say to death? Everyone: Not today Mayfly: Today

[@mygeniusisalmostfrightenin431]

Good one..

[@mychamycha27]

Tu de god of deff*

[@outcastmotion]

Want forgiveness? *Get Religion*

[@fmradio4123]

No the mayfly says: See ya chump

[@basher1904.5]

@@mentaltwister3559 MAYFLY not housefly

[@iFigure]

Murderer: "You have 24 hours to live." Mayfly: "Ok, and?"

[@Jac0bIAm]

Lmao

[@vanquisher4700]

The Ring: You will die in Seven days Mayfly: I hope you're right or my great great great grandson will be very mad

[@M9Egyptian]

Speed running life

[@TheGaming999]

Murderer: "You *may* not fly"

[@coolboysortof2658]

The mayfly lives like there's no tomorrow.

[@Amazingfriutcake554]

God: *creates Mayfly* God: “You can fly” Mayfly: “Yoooo” God: “For 24 hours” Mayfly: ….

[@zyreq1494]

@DON'T I cant even read it bc of the quality🗿

[@mavi3348]

@@zyreq1494 It says 'don't read my channel banner' even though he doesn't have a channel banner

[@sashimiart2214]

hahahaha

[@luisguilherme2403]

@@mavi3348 double spamfail 🤣

[@forgedneon8023]

@DON'T Reported for spam

[@anameorsomething894]

"The average domestic cow sleeps only about four hours a day" You know, im something of a domestic cow myself

[@rainn_2156]

underrated comment.

[@anameorsomething894]

@@rainn_2156 :)

[@i.cyarrell]

so am I, in more ways than one

[@seanbrummfield448]

Get some sleep.😂

[@anameorsomething894]

@@seanbrummfield448 as of that year, I hadn't had really developed hyperinsomnia (which I think is the name for condition of oversleeping) I now have to sleep 12 hours a day otherwise i feel like crap lol, so now I am...sleeping too much

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Turtle: "yo catch you tomorrow mayfly" Mayfly: "yea sure." Mayfly: Last seen online 7 years ago.

[@dsantrix5154]

Mate im about to cry

[@JohnkentDaleTTalco]

yea its sad seeing someone so nice and good leave forever its like she/hes ur brother man

[@primalasspid9647]

This is just sad ._.

[@monyetguru]

Unnecessary feels induced comment, why man

[@soullezz801]

You win the comment section

[@subratabanik3233]

Other insects: We played a lot today see you'll tomorrow. May fly: There is no tomorrow

[@superbc8109]

May fly: What does “tomorrow” mean…???

[@blitzgaming3802]

@@superbc8109 day after today

[@superbc8109]

@@blitzgaming3802 Yeah obviously... But like since may flies only live one day they wouldn't have the concept of days therefore they wouldn't have the concept of ""the day after today." So it's just a joke you know? :P

[@blitzgaming3802]

@@superbc8109 lol 😀😀😀

[@nishantbhaskar7685]

@@superbc8109 Trying to understand time from their perspectives might be an interesting food for thought.

[@dodo2829]

Rabbit: "Ok catch ya Tomorrow mayfly!" Mayfly: "There's no tomorrow..."

[@dodo2829]

@DON'T no one did...

[@forsakengentleman8052]

@DON'T Your existence is out of no importance to us.

[@mr.mohawkdoge7014]

That's kinda sad

[@adonygrapes]

There is only pain =(

[@IAmRileyNicole]

The immortal jellyfish has the ability to change back into a baby and re-live their life over and over again. This is why they can live forever, unless eaten of course.

[@erronblack308]

The end shouldn’t even need to be explained. Immortal says it all. Do people not know the definition?

[@zuri-beltza9826]

@@erronblack308 ._. the definition doesn't explain why they're immortal

[@IAmRileyNicole]

@@zuri-beltza9826 exactly ._.

[@patrickstar8132]

Yea I read up on it and it's pretty fascinating that they can do that.

[@wsgmayn]

oooh thats really cool and ominous and weird

[@joehan7205]

"I wish to live 4000 years" Gets turned into a coral reef*

[@juliusperseus8612]

you won't be able to feel... or to regret lol

[@IammeoramI]

Haha global warming go Brrrrrrrrr

[@arolemaprarath3248]

@@IammeoramI The same carbon make up from the destroyed corals can regrow to a new one with exact bodily structure as the previous body.

[@miriam7779]

Sounds like fun...

[@widodoakrom3938]

@@arolemaprarath3248 more like ocean acidification

[@pppdgdu]

I love how the coolest thing about a guinea pig is "They can break dance"

[@exposedchaff2867]

"The american lobster is aggressive"

[@trevorbeatz5741]

@@exposedchaff2867 lol

[@wolfy5svn945]

now you can add that they have the same life span as a pigeon.

[@ziggeu3872]

G force be like

[@phillbagnall]

I love how 1 year is longer than 18 months.

[@marcusgabriel8365]

Tortoise: “yesterday is pain, tomorrow is a pain, and today is a pain. That is why it’s called the present.”

[@Nyante]

5:21 "The American lobster is aggressive" Honestly, I'm not even surprised

[@mineandmine4528]

😂 I would be too if I know that I’m being caught so they can boil me alive and eat me .

[@itiswhatitis235]

Queen Elizabeth: "I'm going to be quite sad the day my immortal jellyfish dies. Tea anyone?"

[@musicmisra]

Lmao

[@cockslayer5884]

😔

[@bird..enthusiast]

Haha 😄

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

The day the queen dies will be the day when meme culture suffers an irreversible loss

[@Dan-uf2vh]

6:45 hmm... so having no brain or heart is the key. Ancient Egyptians were only half right ^^

[@vmulti3413]

Other animals: Has distinct informations like behaviors and looks Guinea Pigs: caN bReaKDAnCe

[@polyminutes8788]

Very distinct indeed

[@pkdroid3380]

Oh shit my guinea pig is 2 so I got 2 years left

[@shiy7280]

@@pkdroid3380 actually, no It's not true I don't know if that's was sarcasm

[@pkdroid3380]

@@shiy7280 i searched it up they live for 8 years.

[@shiy7280]

@@pkdroid3380 4-8 years The oldest had 15..? I don't really know, something like that

[@genderfluid0_029]

I was expecting humans to be further down, most people I've seen die of old age from like 85-95 and some longer

[@devyboo2]

Infant mortality rate really lowers the average lifespan quite a bit

[@omgitzpaige2013]

average human lifespan should exclude children and accidents. like, when do most people go when they’re old, you know? probably closer to late 80s or so

[@gamesuarx]

You live in a privileged country. People live for about 60-70 years where I'm from.

[@erronblack308]

@@devyboo2 yeah but that’s not the actual lifespan at all. If someone gets killed or sole thing that shouldn’t account for the average lifespan by any means. Plus I don’t want to see average. This video doesn’t even say anything about average. I want to see the maximum lifespan of a creature. This video is just not great anyway so whatever I guess.

[@erronblack308]

@@gamesuarx that’s really low…. Considered moving?

[@mgacy2957]

"Rougheye Rockfish are the longest known living fish on Earth" Lake Sturgeon: 152 years

[@justicelucas1116]

means it’s been around for longer than other fish

[@westernstealth873]

@@justicelucas1116 there’s a fish in the Indian Ocean from before insects went out of water… so no

[@JamieReynolds89]

I thought the same thing when I saw it lol maybe it's been proven to live the longest or something but it's median expectancy isn't the longest?

[@omegalilbchass8270]

"Male mosquitoes don't bite" Absolute chads

[@purplehaze4942]

putting the thought of other over their own life, giga chad moment

[@zhenyalemagma1105]

I mean have you ever saw their fucking size? If that thing bit me in the arm I would go and cut my arm off

[@riiel3474]

@@zhenyalemagma1105 female mosquitos are bigger

[@CatsAreAmazing8187]

@@riiel3474 yeah lmao

[@fsu-chorgz-2490]

sigma lifestyle

[@kikoman360]

My cat lived 16 years he passed 3 weeks ago and his birthday was last week. He almost made it to 17years. RIP Maximus I love and miss you.

[@jarskil8862]

Rip :( My cat died 2 years ago, she was few months away from turning 19 We got her when I was like 3yo

[@dothetruffleshuffle6233]

I'm deeply sorry for your losses Rick and Jarski, cats are the best.

[@Kevinopn]

My cat died at 17 years old... but not from an old age... a bastard poisoned her... some people are just disgusting monster with no soul.

[@sketchierennie5020]

AMEN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️✝️✝️

[@alliehamilton-calhoun162]

There's never been a single day of my life that I haven't had a cat. I've lost so many over the years; mostly due to kidney failure. I'm sorry your kitty died. The pain doesn't go away, but it gets easier to ignore with time. When you have room in your heart for another, there are so many needing homes & love ❤

[@zolathecat1645]

Humans:Every animal dies at one point. Turritopsis dohrnii: Allow me to introduce myself

[@TheSilverShadow17]

So the key secret to immortality is to have no heart or brain apparently. In a literal manner too.

[@WowCoolKid-su7ic]

So karens are immortal?

[@banksrail]

@@WowCoolKid-su7ic 6:57 “that is, until a predator pounces.”

[@WowCoolKid-su7ic]

@@banksrail shut up

[@Battlebox0]

@@WowCoolKid-su7ic shut up

[@abioticlife9087]

@@banksrail the predator? Must be the manager

[@wumbo484]

housefly lifespan: 15-25 days houseflies when they are in my house: 15-25 years

[@Ghost-vd5kw]

Relatable

[@stopit8022]

Well houseflies reproduce so it's probably their offspring.

[@e-m-f6265]

@@stopit8022 bro it was a joke lmaoooo

[@Reptilebrotha]

Why is this so funny 💀💀

[@duskmanepokemon4943]

@@stopit8022 r/wooosh

[@dodo2829]

Fly: hey mos, do you have anything at the weekends? Mosquito: Yeah. Fly: What? Mosquito: My funeral...

[@tiamelancholyjeoncockity]

The mayfly and mosquito has to swap life spans, mosquitoes doesn’t even deserve to exist 🗿

[@Lexdros]

Faxx

[@JasmineJu]

Please no. Imagine the swarm of Mayflies. But with mosquitoes instead.

[@bfgtrickshotepicgamer3039]

@@JasmineJu TRUTH

[@huiminzheng8587]

Fr

[@thetoptige8014]

It’s crazy that there is a shark that’s been alive through the entirety of the United States existence

[@PussGreyPussMeng]

Fish?

[@Jojozilla426]

@@PussGreyPussMeng wut

[@GiganticPyro]

Until it gets killed by someone in that place.

[@thetf8142]

It’s even crazier to realize that sharks were around on earth before the rings on Saturn formed

[@r3fotzirx]

Its believed they can get up towards 500 years of age, dont know why the video say 270.

[@tsuma2619]

Imagine being stuck in a loop of Mayfly reincarnation only to get stuck as a coral reef for 4000 years

[@Kristjan0209]

I think the immortal jelly is both of these in one

[@TheDas1888]

😂😂😂😂 Bruh really... Let me be a human pffttt...

[@muhammadmustafa4731]

There is no reincarnation

[@sucumbindo4021]

@@muhammadmustafa4731 "imagine"

[@thirst8015]

@@buttslayer5534 you're practically dead because they have no heart or brains. So you won't fell a sense of time

[@juanjinatorhernandez4483]

When you notice chickens can live for 9 years but we makes them fullygrow in 30 days Sad

[@joeylawn36111]

It should be noted on those insects at the beginning that have supposedly such short lives - the truth is that the life length listed is not for their whole lives, but their lives as Adults....the Mayfly for example can live for years in the water as a nymph before becoming an adult.

[@vlover15OO]

"Genie i want to live forever" Genie: "you sure?" "Yep" Genie: "its jellyfish time." "Wait....what?"

[@cne1976]

weebfish

[@Typicali]

LOL

[@snapeinvader6208]

2nd wish: "I want to be an immortal human being" "Okay, Queen Elizabeth it is" "Wait-"

[@damotoneko1500]

You're now immortal with unlimited youth. But you're the size of a pinky...

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

@@snapeinvader6208 blob

[@ryvic9021]

Imagine the queen ant is giving a speech after their 29th year of reigning and all the powerful ants have been working for the thousand year old colony and some 7 year old comes over with a soccer ball and absolutely KOs your entire kingdom (Thanks for the likes lmao, and why tf is the reply section having a whole political conversation about insects)

[@errorbirdesther]

Or dog My dog steps through anthills when I take him out to use the bathroom

[@felynecomrade]

That's one of many reasons we're gods compared to insects.

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

@@felynecomrade imagine of one day some giant just stomps us and wips out half of us

[@dannydevito7000]

Eh, most of the colony is underground. The kid only destroyed a single entrance.

[@Julian-hz2fj]

@@felynecomrade i dont think so, if insects were intelligent enough, and if they learned to hate us, they could easily wipe out the human population. mosquitoes alone already take a lot of lives annually imagine if all insects had the same malicious intent

[@butterqueen767]

“Moles can dig up to 18 feet in one hour!” “Pigeons mate for life!” *”thëÿ çæń brêâkdåñćė”*

[@tel780]

The Mayfly is called "onedayfly" in Germany (and perhaps in other languages, too)

[@Samuel-wl4fw]

Same in Denmark

[@Monkboy1]

The fact that a Queen ant can live for 20-30 years baffles me.

[@oksowhat]

they are very rare though, like 1 in a million

[@QQQQQAQQQQQ]

I was surprised there are 100 year old lobsters.

[@richmondjay8614]

@@oksowhat I killed 20 queen ants this year They are beautiful but I don’t wanna start a colony in the house

[@oksowhat]

@@richmondjay8614 i have killed only one, and regret till this day, i was a kid, saw a foot long ant mountain, kicked it with full potential, probably kiling the queen bcz there was one big ant, not only the ants took the shit out of me, my parents too when they came to know i did what, they did't even gave me proper food for a week.

[@richmondjay8614]

@@oksowhat oh ant bites kind of hurts

[@Ansachu]

Human: "Look.. I made it to 100!" Turtle: "Nobody cares.." Coral reef: "You made it through infancy. Kudos?" Jellyfish: "kill me.."

[@Real_gandalf]

Medic: ”Later.”

[@7gears312]

turtle be like just please end my pain

[@Josh0639]

most of these jellyfish dont live as long as a coral reef, they just have the ABILITY to

[@WatersAbove77]

The jellyfish cant think though it doesn’t have a brain. Greenland shark is pretty impressive though.

[@octavio675]

What's a kudos?

[@calzabbath]

My Siamese cat Macarena made it to 17 years until she passed away from renal failure. Always an elegant, classy lady who’s dearly missed in the house. Rest In peace Maca, we love you.

[@Ertto54]

Rip. I love my cat. Can’t imagine how hard it is, seeing as how I’ve never had a pet until my current cat.

[@Nemofishman]

we had a cat from late 2003 until october 23, 2021. was 18 current cat is 5.

[@frankcrisostomo8724]

*Human's lifespan is 68-73 years* Centenarian: HOLD MY TEA!

[@DaNomadLad]

Live as if today’s your last day Mayfly: Indeed

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

Sadsad

[@InVinoVeratas]

Hey, if you don't have time to comprehend time, then there's no time like the present.

[@pushyslayer4561]

meets May Fly Them "Hey you must be MayFly, nice to meet you.." MayFly "Its DayFly, Typo on birth certificate"

[@farisalmaskati]

Every other animal: *intresting facts* Guinea pigs: *THEY CAN BREAK DANCE*

[@k1dnt]

My cat can too

[@hugoland9027]

I mean that’s an interesting fact

[@strongcool]

Y

[@MintyMiku]

They love to popcorn

[@XxMr_eggxX]

Can they tho?

[@DustyTheKitty]

The human lifespan felt a bit low on this, then I remembered its probably taking every part of the world into that and averaging it out.

[@widodoakrom3938]

Yeag human can reach +100 years old specially the rich ones

[@victuz]

@@widodoakrom3938 Only with extensive medical care and a healthy lifestyle you can live that much and well though. People who eat junk food, who don't sleep plenty, and who keep stressing over things and don't respect their own body limits end up living many decades less than that.

[@gbrea6137]

Coral Reef:"I can live for up to 4000 years!" Pollution: *"Not if I can help it"*

[@kob5840]

"Everything must come to an end" Turritopsis dohrnii: "Ha you thought"

[@purplehaze4942]

its predators: you were saying?

[@Rose-vq6vd]

His name is Steven

[@KathleenFeliciano]

Thanos' (im)mortal enemy

[@JrRosales100]

Some kid comes up with a shiv tapped to a stick lmao R.I.P

[@gglanouille3060]

Sadly, it's environment changes and death of kinda anything in water (because humanity + world = 🤦) that'll cause the end of the endless life of those beautiful beings, in my opinion.

[@ReaderPaperPlains]

"The average domestic cow sleeps only about four hours a day." Me: _Maybe I'm a cow_

[@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257]

Same.

[@lusion5480]

lmao

[@MM22362]

Bruh 😭

[@nardoumizaki3086]

I HAVE CRIPPLING INSOMNIA AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

[@oliwier6917]

That's what i thought lmao

[@grimsleyswitch]

Here's a fact about why mayflies live such short lives: They spend most of their years as nymphs! When they become adults, they're only given a day to mate! They cannot eat in adult form!

[@evanmorris7519]

I’m a bee keeper and honey bees don’t live 5 years. They have a 12-15 week life span but then right before winter they have bees that will (if all goes well) live for a couple months until spring.

[@etres_]

"Rougheye rockfish is the longest known living fish on earth!" Shows another fish that lives longer

[@zade8586]

Lol right

[@_x_m_m_6976]

I believe that other ones are more so estimations while a particular Rougheye fish specimen was found was the oldest fish in the world. I could be wrong tho

[@AtarahDerek]

@@_x_m_m_6976 Current record holder is the Greenland shark at 400+. Beat that, Rocky.

[@xashfordx]

@ICEGalaxy A shark is a fish.

[@Seby28]

@ICEGalaxy A shark is a fish.

[@danindraadirajasa8215]

"WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!" "My immortal jellyfishes, Dad."

[@Andre-lv7zu]

Invencible's reference?

[@blackchrysler]

Among us reference?

[@classicbirdman5794]

Shang chi reference ?

[@poggerwhite]

Is that a... is that a MFIN BREAKING BAD REFERENCE

[@fluffydestroyer5482]

Is that a Jojo reference?!?!

[@IanZWhite00]

There are a lot of golden typos here but “Despite the ;ack of any organs, they cn fee and re-produce” might be my favorite. Mans couldn’t even make sure the words were made of letters

[@homelife4451]

6:42

[@islatoz7171]

"I would like to live forever" *Proceeds to get turned in to a Turritopsis Dohrnii.*

[@superiormike1813]

“Male mosquito doesn’t drink blood” Real chad straight up!

[@hugoland9027]

What

[@Sipsipsip600]

@@hugoland9027 shut it

[@noluck2k583]

@@Sipsipsip600 AKUMPO!!! 😱😱😱🥵😱😱😱😱😱😩😩😩😖☹️☹️😩😩😭🥵🤢🤮🤮😱😱😱😱

[@Fantallana]

Is that why they die so fast? They just don’t “eat?” Well correlation not causation I guess, they aren’t meant to eat because they don’t live long anyway.

[@perseo10000]

@@Fantallana well, they dont drink blood, their main source of food is flower's polen.

[@duruk2167]

It shows that most of the water animal live longer

[@starless1759]

Slower metabolism. Yes.

[@chawngkhelvung9104]

So.. Drink more water 😂

[@Fiddledeedoo]

@RAYHAN REHEMA PUTRA breathe water

[@xgalaxykitty24xaj39]

@@Fiddledeedoo no, be the water.

[@farko1446]

And turtles

[@isaactheluthier2593]

Pigeon is bogus. My dad has had homing pigeons nearly his whole life. I would say 10-15 years is typical in captivity, though he had one that lived 20 years (2000-2020, and has at least two others in their upper teens alive now. This can be verified because they were banded as hatchlings.

[@cottontdsq_612]

I think it’s an average otherwise this entire list would be wrong.

[@erronblack308]

@@cottontdsq_612 this ain’t even good with averages lol.

[@RoboZech]

Humans: CryoSleep turritopsis dohrnii: Hold my beer

[@zchr15t1anx]

In case anyone was wondering, the immortal jellyfish lives “forever” by resetting its stage in life.

[@willtavares9605]

So it kinda uses save state/load state?

[@zchr15t1anx]

@@willtavares9605 exactly

[@nihilisticbarbie]

It factory resets from an earlier date

[@clorinde69]

Damn there must be a way humans can copy that somehow

[@BlueisNotaWarmColour]

@@willtavares9605 it Ben buttons

[@Amy-si8gq]

hunter: tries to kill whale whale: fights back hunter: WTF IS THIS SOME SORT OF DEVIL FISH

[@DrDrake-lq8nh]

Mammal

[@MammalianCreature]

Not a fish.

[@MammalianCreature]

@@DrDrake-lq8nh Hunters were quite dumb back then.

[@GodlyDra]

@@MammalianCreature Tbf we didn’t have any real definitions for different animal types back then. Sea animals were all fish. Land animals were land animals. Nowadays it’s different, but there is a difference between being dumb and definitions not existing at the time.

[@ihatelife5464]

@@MammalianCreature we didn’t have internet at the time, or lots of devices to record things.

[@deadramaster]

Great white shark "largest predatory fish" Orca: You wanna bet chief?

[@TheVirtualace666]

Orca - Fish? Really?

[@deadramaster]

@@TheVirtualace666 hahah finally! Only took 7 hours

[@thompsonminaopuye4849]

Gray whale: fights back when hunted Humans: devil fish

[@cheems8566]

House Fly: i can roam in this house for 25 days! Electric Fly Swatter: how bout 1 sec

[@tasis3835]

Ahahahaha same with dogs on my grass

[@dagtheking5739]

Where's your third eyelid?

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

You have tremendous crushing force, does it really need to electrocute them, too?

[@kulrigalestout]

Goldfish: Natural lifespan of up to 40 years Pet Goldfish: dead in a week Me: And that, Billy, is why you're not getting a dog.

[@sticksterstickme986]

Yeah I have a neighbor who takes really good care of their goldfish. That bastard has been alive since 2002. Still going strong apparently.

[@M4x_P0w3r]

Most goldfish die prematurely because people don't bother to read up their requirements in fish tank size. They literally intoxicate on the chemicals that decompose from their poop, which wouldn't happen if they had enough water to dilute them

[@handleisclever]

underrated comment

[@rachelburke5505]

My grandma had glofish bettas. They have lived for 10 years (I’m only 5 years older than her oldest one)

[@RWMYT]

A mayfly is practically alive for nothing Lol 0:01 Mayfly: "yay I'm alive and I can fly" The next day: "dies"

[@ryan_ra]

"You only live once." Turritopsis dohrnii : Once is enough.

[@Big-Chungus21]

Rougheye rockfish: “longest living fish” 2 seconds later Lake sturgeon: lives even longer

[@tktrash6843]

Little misleading yeah. Individual rockfish can live up to 200+ . I guess as an average they lowered it.

[@JanetStarChild]

Right after making that supposedly factual statement, the video proceeds to show two more fish.

[@DJNefarious447]

I think he means the most amount of time without evolving

[@sikroboskop3121]

I mean sturgeons don't have bones so maybe longest living bony fish??

[@Chris-pm1ff]

Greenland shark: *lives even longer*

[@Mario_1611]

I love how some of the images are realistic while others are cartoonish. I don't know why that gets me 😅

[@TheInfamousDope]

Dude is using the first pngs that pop up

[@82SSchultz]

Interesting video, though I am sure I have read the Greenland Shark can live up to an estimated 400 years or so. Also the Hydra is immortal too.

[@magicalcapi9148]

now: "Geo...duck? Sounds like Geodude! I wonder how they look like..." later: "OH.NO."

[@zurajanaikatsurada1639]

Someone on their dying moments: "I wish I could live longer in my next life." That person: *turns into a coral reef*

[@gleqy]

*ship lays the anchor* * instantly dies *

[@jacobjonesofmagna]

Rather be a Quaking Aspen, but Coral Reef sounds not so bad

[@erenyeager3873]

Yo Zura Sakata Gintoki Des

[@sashascorpse2670]

@@erenyeager3873 don't you dare laugh on my death again.. Usurper eren yeager

[@Shadowwrath-xv6sj]

@@sashascorpse2670 eren janai Ereh da

[@_GLXC]

18 months is longer than 1 year, that jellyfish got robbed

[@kenyalmb]

?

[@adayexpired6370]

@@kenyalmb The mouse after the jellyfish had 1 year. The jellyfish had 18 months and should have been listed after.

[@KnockKnockOpenUp]

Fr bruh

[@danielthesaint]

Imagine having the lifespan of a Mayfly. You’ll basically be struggling with an adulthood full of debt by the 12 hour mark.

[@iamkartik483]

God : gives chicken 9 years of lifespan Chicken : thanks God , I can live peacefully Humans : creates KFC

[@AsaMitakaToilet]

“The average cow sleep only about four hours a day” me: suddenly start mooing

[@shirool1142]

@OneFortyFour its essential for the body

[@Husdajukies]

@Leiden sleeping is the best

[@milkuetea]

@Leiden yeah, we apparently sleep for 1/3 of our lives if i remember correctly, so basically it's like ordering a pizza and it already has 3 slices missing... But paying in full price

[@slansmsmss]

@Leiden From not sleeping, you can have heart failure, heart attacks, get diabetes, and you are much higher at risk of getting sick. it also shortens your lifespan.

[@presidentnoob4798]

@Leiden having fun with the notifications?

[@neodintchly]

Mayflies live primarily in their larvae stage or something, they just turn to their adult form for 24 hours to mate then they die, their actual lifespan is something like a year

[@butter5649]

so their larvae stage is around a year?

[@frostincubus4045]

@@butter5649 yup

[@justmehi5000]

And just to die in one day.

[@regularhuman95]

He didnt even mention cicadas. They too live for 17+ years.

[@leonelendruw6982]

Like caterpillar right if they didn't turn into buttefly they will have longest life

[@Sivarajan24]

Interesting & never knew about some animals lifespans before. Thanks for it. 🙏

[@Phatnaru0002]

It's crazy to consider that there may be jellyfish alive today that were born in medieval time, or possibly sooner.

[@huiminzheng8587]

Ancient times

[@randomguy-kd7wj]

"The average domestic cow sleeps around only 4 hours a day" Me: am i a domestic cow?

[@Cwuka]

No

[@warangelthelight2077]

You said not me

[@valvenator]

Imagine that, the most boring life in the world and awake for 20 hours a day.

[@randomguy-kd7wj]

@Obscure Anomaly ):

[@steirqwe7956]

No, you are wild one. Majestic and free as the wind.

[@zecrets]

There's probably a Shark, and a Tortoise, who have seen 1800's and are dying to tell the world about it. Wish I can talk to them

[@mohammedtawheed429]

Ahh, the wise master oogway, guess his time hasn't come.

[@azo2838]

What about the jellyfish that saw adam bum eve

[@AdmiralHypopheralcus]

As some Greenland sharks are said to live 500 years there may be the one oldest of all Greenland sharks out there who was born while Henry VIII killed his wifes...

[@akshatsharma5711]

The videos are all good but i have to say the music man, it's like you're trying to make a normal comparison list into an epic saga

[@alejocorsaro1247]

Blue Whales: largest animals to have lived on Earth. Dinosaurs: are we a joke to you?

[@satoshigekkouga2892]

Common goldfish: 40 years My goldfish: Am I a joke to you

[@kizuna2225]

Where do you or did you keep them?

[@oxeroth]

I never got a goldfish to live past 5 years

[@safty9820]

That’s because most of us really cause their death because we don’t how to treat them right or put them in the right environment But In Nature they do live that long

[@kizuna2225]

@@safty9820 yea, thats why enviromentalists beg people not to release their goldfish, they are resilient, huge and invasive to pretty much every area.

[@kizuna2225]

@@oxeroth because they need a crap ton of space, not those small fish bowls, they need a proper tank and filtration, just like any other fish you can own.

[@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567]

dragonfly: see you tomorrow at the family reunion mayfly:

[@BlizzardPeak]

Unless it’s a lucky one they can live up to 48hours sometimes.

[@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567]

@@BlizzardPeak What if they reschedule it the day after tomorrow for some stupid reason

[@BlizzardPeak]

@@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 then poor mayfly

[@oksowhat]

turritopsis dohrnii: cant wait for my next birthday mayfly: your what?

[@oksowhat]

mayfly are luckey they lose their virginity the earliest in the whole animal kindom

[@buttert5091]

The music and the scrolling facts, talk about zoning you out, really interesting

[@taze27]

All the pictures of the animals are hilarious. It represents them so well. Haha!

[@toni6057]

Mayfly: I have a life expectancy of 24 hours Relationship of 14 y/o: pathetic...

[@platypuswithaphone8590]

Underrated asf

[@danceman6188]

My relationships be like I am 19 but cant make it work for some reason

[@trn1446]

@@danceman6188 My brother is 19 and he has the same girlfriend since he was 15 lol. I'm 15 and don't ike anyone, no girl or guy since i'm 11. I hope i can like someone lol. I miss those feelings

[@danceman6188]

@@trn1446 shit man I have the same no feelings almost for girls and absolutly not for men

[@toecollector9329]

@@trn1446 so are you 15 or are you 11? If you don't know what I'm talking about just re-read your comment

[@amonke865]

6:42 Fun fact: Giant tube sponge (and other sponge animals) can move as larva, but are immobile as adults. They eat tiny nutritious debris by absorbing it. Sponges lack most organs and tissues, which is why they have to eat tiny nutritious debris

[@arjuntb1204]

Wow

[@ronggu5070]

@themaker001 Same with my dad

[@tigerthewatcher875]

Beleza corno

[@daniel-1489]

They have to eat tiny nutritious debris. Sounds like me in the last few days before payday.

[@InaccurateAPE]

Male mosquitos : I died in 1 week Drone ant : I died in 3 days Mayfly : I died in 1 day Jellyfish with no brains : bloop bloop?

[@animepotion1250]

Ok and

[@InTheDark97]

Internet: Guinea pigs can make over 9 different and unique sounds based on their mood. This video: They can break dance 🤔

[@jymeeverse]

Philosopher: What would you do if you only had 24 hrs? Mayfly: *scream and annoy everything*

[@equanimity92]

The Birds have some incredible LifeSpans! I guess people arent messing around when they say they can easily outlive their owners when they are kept as pets.

[@alphaduck2926]

My cockatiel was 23 years old when it died. Unfortunately I outlived him and only by a little, because humans only live till 70 or less these days. I’m still sad that my little bird has passed away, but soon I’ll find me another one to fill the void. They are cute little bastards

[@EmorSceneForME]

@@alphaduck2926 you made everyone just cry

[@joshirelax1071]

@@EmorSceneForME yeh my nan has 2 birds that are over 18 crazy to think their older than me they also must be going crazy in that cage for modt of their life dont get me wrong my nan looks after them greatly but last time they escaped they ran into the bushes and my nan cried she got em back tho

[@Andyatl2002]

@@joshirelax1071, does she have a good cage with a lot of space for them that has toys?

[@joshirelax1071]

@@Andyatl2002 yeh

[@silver_tomato2180]

A mayfly born in the morning would have absolutely no concept of days and would just assume that life began with light and ended with darkness. Conversely one born at night would assume that the world would only get brighter as it approached death.

[@miroslavzima8856]

Bwahaha, Krteček (Mole) x) Greetings from Czech republic!

[@isaiahjupo6195]

Correction: ONLY the Queen honey bees can live up to 5 years! The worker bees live for about 6 months if born during the winter and 5 weeks if born during the summer. In the summer they work themselves to death haha that’s the only thing that the bee movie got right.

[@sreeharimadhu6885]

4:20 The way that olm is looking right at his backend, I do feel that a lifespan of *69* years is just perfect for him.

[@br-sb6vu]

4:20 haha

[@ultimatelifeform6163]

69 420 🙃

[@ididnotsetahomelessmanonfi2631]

This has to be intentional

[@certified_geek7536]

69 420 B)

[@sundiszno]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@doccloudacnh]

Nice, What was that music called?

[@DryLuckyCharms69420]

No one: Literally no one: Guinea pigs: *breakdances*

[@nightmaregamer5940]

"Human:68-73years" Queen Elizabeth and anyone above 73: you dare challenge me,mortal

[@elbardepascual4496]

In most European countries life span is about 83 years, even 92 for Andorran women

[@phandanglam9923]

as if elizabeth isnt human anymore

[@goldengargoyle1579]

It all depends on medicine, genetics and how you look after your body. People who favour alcohol, smoking, also have a bad diet, hardly drink water and not care for sleep as much tend to not make it passed 65 ish where as a healthy person can live up to 85-100+ if genetically strong too. They do say not being good to your body can knock off 20 years. That's a generation.

[@psychonaut038]

@@goldengargoyle1579 My ass. My grandmother lights a cigarette with an other cigarette. She is almost 90. 😆

[@goldengargoyle1579]

@@psychonaut038 Good genetics then 🤣 Your grandmother seems indestructable.

[@JabborWacky]

It seems like the closer something is in evolution to sea life, the longer the life expectancy. After that, simpler sea life appears to live longer. Not necessarily true in all cases, but its clear mammals do not have very long life spans.

[@aloethej.o.a.t5566]

that's why humans went to atlantis, jk but am i?

[@threekisded5302]

R/I am very smart

[@AbyssalPlague]

And if you're a bug, you're fucked.

[@JDUBB2399]

Jellyfish have no hearts or brain. Makes you pretty immortal lol

[@thatone2297]

I mean we are being blasted by radiation constantly and we’re like super vulnerable to environmental changes n stuff which makes me wonder why we ever left the ocean in the first place.

[@floquarius]

Good Video with great music... I MUST KNOW THIS SONG

[@DMS_Shisui]

Queen Elizabeth: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power

[@thecore8605]

Red pandas: "They are vegetarian carnivores" My only braincell left: what?

[@SouloxYT]

yeah no idea what that means

[@arta.xshaca]

it is omnivore. Feeds mainly upon plant matter but occasionally eats animals too.

[@seldanor6481]

I do not know for red pandas, but the classical panda switched its alimentation from carnivorous to bamboo very quiclky giving it this slow behavior and teeth not adapted.

[@mrmunch5615]

It is supposed to be a carnivore probably because it’s teeth and stuff but it’s a vegetarian instead (doesn’t eat meat).

[@erronblack308]

@ferret did you or the Chanel owner go to school? OMNIVORE