The Rules that Rule Japan

Some people think Japan is a strange and different land, that they'll never understand. Why do the Japanese do what they do? Well, Japan and its people are not so hard to comprehend, once you realize that it's all about the rules. Once you know them, your time here will be easy peasy, Japaneasy. It'd be my pleasure if you join me in discovering the rules that rule Japan.
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[@LifeWhereImFrom]

ディーンさん、日本語の字幕をつけてくださってどうもありがとうございました。ディーンさんのチャンネルは、 くらせいの「この本が読みたい！」です　kzbin.info/door/UyHo5EuO3h6-_-DuyuLNCg。Yeah, we have Japanese subs! So fast! Thanks to Dean from くらせいの「この本が読みたい！」for all his hard work.

[@user-wy3wx3so7p]

我也要表扬，截至目前共翻译LWIF频道视频49个，也感谢英语字幕的提供者！ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ" Hey Greg! Please praise me for a total of 49 video subs contributions to LWIF. I am that sunglasses. And thanks to all the English subs provider! Your work makes my translation work much easier!

[@LifeWhereImFrom]

Hey sunglasses, of course I thank you as well for your tremendous amount of translation work! And really, all the people who translate, I know how hard it is and how much time it takes!

[@user-wy3wx3so7p]

Thank you, Greg, I know making videos take much more time than I do. It is your video that makes my life much more colorful. That's why I will always support you.

[@lucth16]

False! The proper way to walk in Japan in on the RIGHT side. I know, I checked with the cops. Car/bike on the left, walking on the right. Stupid but that station had is right.

[@RenManinJapan]

In Nagoya we stand on Escalators on the right..I enjoyed the video.. good job!

[@ThatJapaneseManYuta]

In Japan, there are three types of rules: rules you can't break, rules you can break, and rules you should break. Often, implicit rules are the real rules and the ones you can't break.

[@trustmeimnotprocrastinating]

That Japanese Man Yuta hi yuta!

[@DarkEpicPheonix]

milkteasamurai no gambling

[@kwicksandz]

the popularity of pachinko parlours make me question this one!

[@iliasb196]

Yuta you look like a Raccoon whos craving unajyu! #jokes

[@kalasend]

Can you name a few rules that, if broken, really bothers Japanese around me? ("really bother" as in "I don't care if you're tourist. What you just did is annoying")

[@Luumiie]

i watched one video on japanese wagyu beef, now youtube thinks i’m moving to japan

[@username-yn5yo]

that mustve been from the abroad in japan channel lmao

[@quizOn143]

Hahahahaha

[@mariaconway405]

I watched a video in Japanese tiny food

[@Whitchanges]

Johnson Taylor fr

[@johnpauljones1528]

Start being sustainable and stop eating beef..Your little change can go a long way. Thanks!

[@isaiahfu1587]

In Malaysia, your hand is blessed with the power to stop traffic

[@keizaalfatih1400]

Same with indonesia lol, i guess we are bot melayu village afterall *Sees button for traffic light *Still put hands up to stop cars

[@RD76ar]

same in india too

[@shelookstome8727]

HAHAHA I'm an Aussie and was in Bali in early Sept, and I noticed this lol... we learnt very quickly not too wait too long, just put your hand out and they will stop!

[@threehappycampersvlog3988]

Ha! Same in the Philippines too

[@TheNamelessBeing]

Brazil too

[@lakai958]

In Boston, Massachusetts, USA, the rules are: everyone for themselves. That person trying to merge into your lane? You're better off crashing your car than letting them merge

[@mamaanimations7196]

This is relatable, i had 3 incidents where my mom almost crashed her car because of stupid drivers, boston be fun

[@dmd2652]

I miss home

[@Ricky911_]

This rule is even more true for Rome, where I live. I don't know about the US but it's incredible how civilised British people (I used to live in the UK) are compared to Italians. It's incredible how Japanese people are even more civilised than that

[@mariangoldberg8928]

The reason you don't clap at a Buddhist Temple is because the clapping is to wake up the Shinto gods, and Buddha is always awake. And the reason that they walk on the right side in Osaka is because the samurai in Osaka wore their swords on the left, and you did not want to brush against their swords.

[@Nighato]

Woke dude

[@mariangoldberg8928]

@@Nighato You mean you woke up the awake Buddha? I'm just telling you what the licensed guides told me.

[@Nighato]

@@mariangoldberg8928 The fact that you don't need to clap to wake an already woken man made me feel pretty woke hence I commented

[@mariangoldberg8928]

@@Nighato Cute! :)

[@Jobe-13]

Marian Goldberg Wow

[@rick5078]

from my understanding it all boils down to: do not offend others. do not burden others. do not waste. aspire for perfection at all times.

[@machida58]

@@lukefeistamel lol

[@havenmirabella3003]

Rick Wijnveld A beautiful philosophy for life.

[@havenmirabella3003]

Luke Feistamel That was 70 years ago under the fascist regime. They don’t do that anymore.

[@MossadDid911]

Luke Feistamel LMFAOOOOO

[@machida58]

@@havenmirabella3003 They kill themselves because they have honor.

[@paulboakes3680]

That was so well filmed. Like watching a documentary. I think the rule in Australia 🌏 is "Don't get caught, mate" 👍

[@ishotacop]

Absolutely (from WA)

[@agent9429]

Michael Baker Hi! I'm from WA too lol.

[@Eccentric_Villain]

Paul Boakes Very important for us Aussies. (Hi from WA.)

[@paulboakes3680]

Peri Dot Thanks for the reply 😊 I'm in South Australia 🇦🇺 👍. And I was joking about breaking the law 🚨 lol 😂

[@fixpacifica]

Spoken like the true descendants of criminals! ☠️

[@victorpena9824]

I have been in Japan 6 or 7 times for business, I was always at awe. Beautiful country, culture, people and food. Thank you for the "rules of the road", I was impressed at your lessons. To talk to the people there is a joy. Being from Texas and traveling to Nagasaki and Hiroshima, the past was never discussed. I did not want to hurt feelings and my hosts did not want to bring up the horrors of the past. Love your neighbor as you love yourself. Peace.❤

[@HarryNicNicholas]

when i went with my (now ex) wife, her family has next to no english (although there are so many japan-acised words eveywhere) and my japanese is "enough to be polite, not enough to hold conversation" so the boys would sit in the kitchen and smoke and drink beer while the girls sat in the living room eating cakee and cohee discussing how terrible their men were. but i did ask about the war and my father in law didn't have much to say, but i got the feeling there was little resentment, even though there is an airforce base down the road and fighter jets and helicopters circle their house 24 / 7. one thing that is missed but ought to be obvious is that the japanese are rebuilding constantly, not to down play the horrors of the atom bombing, but the trams were running in tokyo three days after, the japanese look at disasters, the earthquakes, the tsunamis, the hurricanes, shrug and rebuild. i went to hiroshima and it's a lovely city, you would never know how awful it must have been.

[@piedramultiaristas8573]

Cono esta todo en texas?

[@kubinashi2716]

German Rules: Follow every sign, light or cone. If you break the rules no matter how small, an old lady will call the police on you.

[@oifelixcomeherebro4123]

😂 are you german?

[@breabanm]

Totally true! I am an immigrant to Germany :D

[@carlosmarte3154]

YES! I’ve been scolded a couple of times.

[@MrPilotflight]

so ein blödsinn, alles was du machst oder auch welche Regeln du brichst. Es ist alles scheiß egal...

[@FranzFridl]

Totaly! There are so many angry oldpeople hahaha

[@timturek2671]

This video is shot beautifully. It was a real pleasure to watch this, I appreciate the effort you put into making this video.

[@SuccessFAA100]

To be honest Japan is much more beautiful with own eyes. Fall in love with Japan once i went there.

[@twinklemuba]

Made dis comment to 100 likes !! 😊

[@YoushouNoKioku]

You can clap at Shinto shrines because you're inviting the kami, getting their attention. Shinto is about nature and purification. you CAN'T clap at Buddhist temples because Buddhism deals primarily with the dead and clapping "wakes" the dead; You could invite bad luck or spirits to haunt you. Insense is also set out for the dead, which is why you don't put your chopstick upright in rice (and why it's not used in Shinto.)

[@tomlives]

Thanks!

[@kemcorpvirtualenterprises3776]

lol sooooo over analyzed

[@TalenGryphon]

Huh. Thanks. My grandma smacked my hand once when I did the rice bit as a boy just to see if I could get my chopsticks to stay upright. I got the message not to do that, but she didn't explain why beyond that and a simple "No"

[@harrymcnicholas9468]

I will assure you that Buddhism deals with the living. Shinto is simply shamanism. The same that occurs in mainland Asia.

[@Chips3077]

I’m very much confused

[@carlosmarte3154]

The cleanliness of Japanese streets always get me...how do you keep a literal Metropolis so clean?

[@veganmagick7251]

Don't be disgusting 👍🏽 lol

[@blackdragoniv1282]

well you can either spend your money on a lot of cleaning up operations or teach your people not to be trash throwers. also enforcing heavy fines on littering works....most of the time

[@baronvonlimbourgh1716]

Don't make a mess..

[@penguin-tc1cx]

it’s built into Japanese ppl from a young age to not litter etc, also there are barely any rubbish bins in public so when you have trash, you have to keep it on you until you get home to throw it away.

[@feyaazad2168]

Culture

[@mamimoo7764]

In New York, so long as you aren't actually hit, crossing the street at ANY given moment is 100% fine. Oh and you can honk for absolutely no reason at all. Lanes? Those are just a suggestion, taxis decide how many lanes there are 😂

[@void2258]

You forgot that it's still fine if you get hit if you are good at rolling over the hood and continuing on. Do that on a large street like Queens Blvd. and you can get a free ride for a block or more.

[@AirellSkye]

Also forgot cyclists feel they are exempt from all traffic laws and think they are invincible.

[@Inucat]

sound like Cairo to me :D p

[@AirellSkye]

Inucat I mean to be fair there are shitty drivers everywhere. Just like in Ohio, if we get one drop of rain or one speck of snow people lose the ability to drive completely.

[@Inucat]

Irony level:expert well they aren't shitty drivers, they all just constantly honk their horns, ignore the lines etc. Not just a few, everyone. This road has 3 lanes? Well five cars can fit next to each other so that's how we will use the road.

[@itsJoshV]

One of my favorite videos from you yet! The visuals, the subtle spaced out humor, the education, and the polish was all spot on.

[@Blessed1-0309]

I love how organized Japan is.

[@user-iu3ii8sq6t]

they have to be, because there's so many people... otherwise it would end up like NYC!

[@rileighkelly2556]

Jeremy c lol

[@tromboner6061]

patriarchy it is🙄

[@ktheone6000]

@@user-iu3ii8sq6t whats wrong bout nyc?

[@Gigi-zr6hp]

@@tromboner6061 then go live in free for all NYC and see the uncleanness and homeless people running around

[@rahadianyamin8305]

In indonesia Guy A: " You should follow the rule!" Guy B: "I'll try.." Guy A: *break the rule Guy B: *immediately break the rule All guys: *break the rule

[@jesuisanonyme8199]

Im from the Philippines haha That is literally the entirety of Southeast Asia except Singapore....

[@rahadianyamin8305]

@@jesuisanonyme8199 i'm agree with you LOL

[@bunnana5]

Haha no rules in Indonesia ... it is truly "negara bebas".

[@makmal5768]

Negara santuy

[@tianovski79]

And that's what made me ashamed. our people loves vandalism

[@tonemac6558]

Japan has 5 simple rules. (1) Take off shoes when entering a house, (2) Do not cut anyone off when talking, (3) Never pressure anybody, (4) Always say "hai .... hai .... ano ... ano" ..... (in other words be polite, unassuming and do not direct people), (5) A favor done is a favor returned. Reciprocity governs EVERYTHING as it should.

[@bobjacobson858]

@sir In my Spanish class, the teacher emphasized the importance of using the ~ (tilde) over the "n" in the Spanish word for "year". He added that if one fails to use the tilde, "it means something bad--so bad I cannot even tell you". Of course it refers to the "other" opening of the one's digestive tract besides the mouth.

[@pbasswil]

"(2) Do not cut anyone off when talking" Ha, where I'm from that wouldn't work. With some people, the only way to stop them talking is to cut them off. Are there any endlessly-babbling Japanese??

[@darthutah6649]

and don't act like logan paul at the forest where people commit suicide

[@wardenai7650]

never understood countries that want dirt from outside inside the house... I'm from sweden so.

[@patrickgordon9893]

I'm British and follow the same 5 rules.. strange thing is if 1 of my friends does not follow them they get a black mark .dependent on the offence . and loose prestige in my eyes ..too many penalties and they are cast a drift .. am I a bad person for judging people by my rules .. please give me feed back ..

[@MultiSciGeek]

I can't believe it took you 3 minutes and 40 seconds to say "Walk and drive on the left."

[@paranormaltheorist]

Yes, it is quite obvious that "Chatty Cathy" here learned nothing about the timeliness of Japanese culture.

[@somedude9528]

+Hugh Jass There's no need to call people idiots because you're too impatient to watch a video.

[@justkatierose]

I had to stop watching lol

[@nvvjkyg]

I came here to say this

[@erikdahl1293]

@)OHM-968692:: Believe, lol.

[@tonemac6558]

8 "untold rules of Japan" as follows: (1) Never look at people in the eye. (2) Do not answer those who raise voice. (3) Eat food quickly to show thanks. (4) Always walk with mid foot strike, then a slight forward slide. Never strike the ground with heels. (5) Bow to elderly at all times. (6) Say "ano ano .... hai .... hai .... eto eto" a lot. (7) Never make the first move, and if nobody makes a move - respect the laws of TAO and just move on. (8) Break all these rules and say "gai-jin". They will laugh at you and possibly give you a second chance or at best educate you...... It took me a 11 years living in Japan to work out these rules so you will save time if you abide by them. Thank you.

[@vicx05]

Can you elaborate on 7?

[@minzelo14]

Cool

[@char5285]

Dang im not that skilled

[@yoanadimitrova8760]

@@vicx05 romantic relationships?

[@hauptmann25]

Sounds like you have to accept the way of the simp.

[@chevy-is-a-good-boy]

If you want to really enjoy yourself in Japan, understand that no matter what, you will ALWAYS be an outsider & a curiosity to most. Be yourself & do your own thing while exercising some common sense as regards their culture, that's all you need to know & it's all that will ever be expected of you.

[@itneeds2bsaid528]

And the guys at the sake bar will get a kick out of learning English swear words...

[@itneeds2bsaid528]

And the guys at the sake bar will get a kick out of learning English swear words...

[@glynis7970]

Exactly,when I visited I tried to observe their culture but remained myself,they aren’t stupid the expect us to sometimes get it wrong,I had lots of lovely conversations I had no idea what they were saying and vice versa but never mind

[@trikayatranslationservices9434]

Yeah but pretty much the same in all of Asia. I admit some Japanese are pretty xenophobic and small-minded though, I think it got a lot worse in the 2010s, but again so did all of Asia. A common feeling I had in Japan last time is that the people really don't seem to respect your own background or experience as a foreigner even if you are 10 or 100 times more knowledgeable than they are. Kind of like a mixture of ignorance and arrogance I guess, but again I did find this with modern Asians in general.

[@jimboy4831]

I agree with you, don't need to fit in and just be yourself as you know the right thing to do.

[@cennamonzimt]

In the UK it's every man to themselves and if something goes wrong just keep saying sorry. Also tea comes first.

[@Charlie-ph3ed]

sounds canadian

[@bat_bro1lewis491]

@@Charlie-ph3ed we did own Canada for a fairly long time

[@chrisbodum3621]

@Claire fitzpatrick As I recall, we both said sorry at the same time and I'm still not sure it was me bumping into you. Love from Wollaton, Nottingham.

[@lucianaborinato2993]

Yep, I concord! I'm going to make myself a nice cup of tea now 😉

[@OakleyANDSittingBull]

@@Charlie-ph3ed, With *passive-aggressive backstabbing* and *forced-assimilationist colonialist demands* or *unspoken expectations* to follow.

[@CastaneaMa]

Amazing work, the video quality is astonishingly good

[@hui-an-xin]

Nicely shot and good humor, another solid documentary!

[@BladedAngel]

The fact that the sidewalks have a, "traffic like" rule is kinda cool. You know how many people hallway dance here in America? You can walk in a complete straight line on the right side (since for us, I noticed right is their left cause of driving too, and you get the point) Yet you always get those asswipes who veer or zig zag as they approach, trying to, "dodge" you. I'm going straight. There is nothing to dodge. This isn't Super Smash Bros. You don't need to throw mix-ups at me. Just literally keep your course, and I'll keep mine. I'm not gonna suddenly sidestep to block you, and all your zig-zagging usually leads to running into me (happened a lot in highschool and college hallways)

[@Curryboikutty]

Calm tf down lmao

[@Reilly-K]

That, and the people that slowly walk in the middle of a narrow hallway. Americans really are an extreme example of individualism... so self-absorbed that they're blind to the world around them.

[@cassandra2968]

LMAOO actually here in NYC since we are very work crazy and want to get there on time, we walk as if we are driving to make it easier to move about. However, like you said there are people who are not considerate. Most times it's tourists who walk in a diagonal kind of way or stop in the middle. That's how we know when someone isn't a New Yorker.

[@impoppy9145]

It was a joke lmao there are no rules.

[@Nicole-tv7hy]

LMAO THATS SO FUNNY

[@softie416]

I have a friend that just came back from Japan. And while we were walking around she kept picking up trash and throwing it away.. 😅 I had to tell her to stop because there was way too much trash and she'll start getting tired. Shows how different our countries are.

[@calthyechild]

It's not a bad thing if she picks up a ton of trash though, if no one else is doing it. If everyone got in the habit we would have a cleaner country.

[@onebigsnowball]

Why would she learn to pickup trash in a country with supposedly very little trash

[@JapesZX]

@@onebigsnowball That's exactly why there's very little trash: most people pick up and throw the trash.

[@HsushiKing]

Some cultures instill this cleanliness at a young age, and some cultures don't want to live in a place full of trash and where people don't care. I love in a city in the US. I've seen people throw entire McDonald's bags out the window on the road.

[@VIVY1818]

日本人の目線でもそれはまあまあヤバいです 彼女を止めてくれて良かったです😊

[@katyamato1347]

It’s strategic reason they walk on the left side of road. I heard why Japanese walk on the left of road is originated from samurai. Samurai keeps their sword on their left side of their body. In order to protect and keep away their samurai sword from on coming people. Something like that.

[@armorbearer9702]

I heard something similar. Shogo mentioned that when he did a video on samurai culture.

[@jeandelfinado5507]

I just found this randomly and I subscribed not because it's Japan but the way the video was presented. It's done well.

[@NineM_YorHa]

I was there last year for 3 weeks and I long for the day I will be there again. It was such a great trip were we traveled across Japan, visited shrines, hiked on mountains, wore yukatas while sightseeing , attended a festival, experiences a small earthquake and a taifun, ate specialitys and had very good interactions with the locals. Man, I really wish I could go again soon.

[@3DJapan]

I always felt like the golden rule of Japan was to put others needs or feelings before your own.

[@NylonStrings83]

same thing here in my country India

[@anna_m59]

Same in Europe. I think the only selfishness you can see in the States.

[@3DJapan]

Anna M. Completely untrue and rather insulting.

[@anna_m59]

Phil Nolan sorry that you feel in this way. I am living 20 years in the states and I experience daily how people are behave in public which I would simply call selfishness.

[@3DJapan]

Anna M. I meant it's not only the US.

[@DxBlack]

Easypeasy...Japaneasy.

[@LifeWhereImFrom]

Yes, sorry about that. I did want to use the phrase Easy Peasy, then looked it up and saw that Easy Peasy Japaneasy existed and I coudn't not use it :-)

[@genjii931]

Japaneasy is even a language program on NHK World. :)

[@genjii931]

I think the first person I heard day Japanesey was Random Yoko, several years ago.

[@juniperslowed]

I thought it was racist.. I remember when I was younger I said that once and my mum told me to stop because its racist...

[@annojance]

Easy peasy Nipponeasy is the other variant I've heard before. (For those who don't know, Nippon is a different word for Japan. It should however be mentioned that "Nippon" in "Nipponeasy" in the rhyme isn't pronounced correctly, but more like the word "nipple".) As for some people saying it's racist, the phrase itself isn't racist. Some people who say it might be racist, but that's neither here nor there.

[@kombinatsiya6000]

The more I watch these the more I realize that it's the everyday stuff that really matters when exploring different cultures. I would love to see an unedited real time video where you continuously film for hours walking the streets of the city. That's life.

[@LifeWhereImFrom]

Try Tokyo Street View, that's basically all they do :-)

[@AGeekInJapan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoTdm6yuhtuLrNU

[@tankeryy1566]

10:45 i want that rule!

[@folcwinep.pywackett8517]

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do!" works everywhere.

[@bimboblacky]

Except maybe *Rome* lately, from what my tourist friends continue to tell me these days after returning to USA...

[@heavenlydenied]

I prefer the altered version of this saying, "when in Rome, do the Romans"

[@meerimusubalieva7797]

Folcwine P. Pywackett Absolutely!

[@saebelorn]

except in some countries where it is rude to not let people do as they do

[@nntflow7058]

You don't want to do Amazonian tribe that still practices cannibalism or certain groups of Chinese and Korean minorities that still eat dogs.

[@wallacesousuke1433]

Japan is so beautiful, almost like a fantasy... Educated, polite people, tradition blended nicely with modernity, plenty of green/nature, almost no crimes/very safe country... Wish I could move there or at least visit it regularly

[@IWantToStayAtYourHouse]

Depends where you live. if you want to experience true japanese culture go to the countryside

[@morganolfursson2560]

from the outside willy, from the outside . when you live there this is not that beautiful polite educated , nice and modern .

[@3LDCreations]

Morgan Olfursson if you say on that basis.. Every place is boring if u stay more than 3 weeks

[@istyko11]

Japan is by no means perfect. They have a work culture which is the main reason why ALOT of japanese workers commit suicide, they have sexism, they teach the boys and girls differently during their early years as women in Japanese society are expected to be housewifes, they’re also super nationalistic so if you’re accused of something and goto court, even if you’re innocent, you’ll most likely end up in bars either way. Also, the Yakuza are controlling alot of districts in the big cities such as Tokyo ect. And the goverment is doing NOTHING about it because some of the politicians are corrupt, and use the Yakuza for money and political gain.

[@manasakaguchi]

@@istyko11 oho no. America is more meddled up than. Japan.

[@grandsome1]

Rules if you come to Canada: For everywhere BUT Quebec, say "sorry" for everything. If you come to Quebec, and don't know French: learn how to insult back those who will cuss you for speaking English. If you speak French but with an English accent: speak French first, then almost everybody will switch to English so they can practice it on you, which is terrible if you want to practice your French, but they will be really nice with you for trying. And if you are French, you probably won't understand what anyone says for at least the first 12 hours. Finally, everywhere you go, *respect* the lines.

[@mikexbox1]

Lmao tabarnac you gotta love the quebecois xD so well said ahahahahah

[@vanessam9428]

Grandsome Have to agree with you there I never been to Quebec but there's just something about the French😒 I live in BC and well other than a controlled government for liqueur and insurance. Rules in BC is the same in all other provinces generally.

[@mangos1346]

When I was in Quebec I always start with: excuse moi parle tu l'anglais? Then we talk in English. That is less aggressive than just starting your convo in English because Quebecois don't like that.

[@ronwalsh]

I spent two years stationed in Japan, and it always seemed to me that the rules were very easy to follow, just like you said, watch what others are doing, and you should be good to go. I have always wanted to go back to visit, I have saved this video to show the family should we go there in the future.

[@danielshinkai7298]

I'm from Brazil, and here, the general rule is: there's no rule.

[@Gabriel-br4qe]

Kinda. Some rules are laughingly ignored, while others are broken only by those rich enough to afford getting away with it.

[@catsbyondrepair]

@@Gabriel-br4qe like when i sit on top of hachiko statue.

[@Gabriel-br4qe]

@@catsbyondrepair eh, why not?

[@AliceHuman]

Mais um vira-latas falando mal do próprio país!

[@chipifarts]

Daniel Shinkai first rule of brazil: dont die and have fun

[@LifeWhereImFrom]

I debated whether to name all the locations I shot in the video. I obviously didn't. But how many places can you name? If you put the time code down I'll tell you if you're right or not.

[@zoefreedom7454]

Life Where I'm From I have been to Japan before and I love all the rules!!!!

[@einfachnurleo7099]

Thanks for the awesome video :)

[@KageSureiya]

Not sure but in general... Awesome video... Love to see it in person soon...

[@Mslc727]

Mostly Tokyo, but I think I saw some Kyoto and maybe Osaka

[@LooseLeafqwerty]

I would break them all, Is skating considered a bicycle?

[@marialove9856423]

The cinematography in this video is amazing and top notch! Thanks Greg!

[@Dumchi22]

The rule that rule India: Do whatever you feel like!

[@tempthermod2114]

Not true. we dont notice the rules when we live in it. eg: eating with the left hand or entering the temple with shoes.

[@char5285]

Rules in USA, no full smiles or no smiles when walking past someone, only half-smiles 😁✖️ 😶✖️ 🙂✔️

[@swayams2202]

@@tempthermod2114 Left handed people eat that way...

[@uditabhattacharya2824]

Nope. The rule is Do whatever you feel like but only after fulfilling all of your parent's wishes

[@spacebug30]

In the Netherlands, rules about bicycle lanes, which are sometimes as wide as normal car lanes _in each direction,_ are much more simple: Don't do anything except ride your bike in the bicycle lane. If you walk there, you'll have Dutch people cursing at you and they will not slow down or hesitate to cycle right into you.

[@edgarsalgado2918]

Neat! =D But what if you have a kick scooter?

[@spacebug30]

@@edgarsalgado2918 I think bicycle rules also apply to those! I don't visit many big cities in the Netherlands, but in Belgium (where I go to school in Antwerp), many adults use kick scooters to navigate around the city to go to work. Many people take the bus or train to the main station in a city, then use their kick scooter or foldable bicycle (if you haven't heard of these, look it up!^^) to go to their workplace because public transportation within the cities is often busy and unreliable. Kick scooters are becoming more and more popular because they are lightweight and easy to carry with you on public transportation, and they don't take up much space at home.

[@1barnet1]

Depends we have 2 different traffic signs for roads. And 2 different types of scooters. The first bike sign that is blue with just the bike means scooters are on the main road. The second when has both a scooter and a bike and then the scooter can be on the bike lane. The 25km scooters can always stay on the bike lane unless it's a path where motorisation is illegal (rare) Then in Amsterdam also the 25km will have to go on the road from this year. But Amsterdam is ruled by a green nutcase lefty women.

[@edgarsalgado2918]

@@1barnet1 whats wrong with being left handed!? =( ( LOL JK, I'm not left handed, but it be cool if I was ambidextrous! )

[@spacebug30]

@@1barnet1 I think Edgar Salgado meant a "step" (what kids play with) by kick scooter, I think that's what they are called in English, instead of a motorized scooter, which is what we think about in Dutch when we hear the word "scooter". But indeed, we kind of have different rules for pretty much any type of vehichle :D (which can sometimes be quite confusing)

[@corndog984]

*Logan Paul has left the chat*

[@miks_w8945]

@Selim Sultan Akbar typical maverick, swearing compulsively at people for absolutely no reason. go ahead, try me.

[@arixya9143]

@Leo Carton wow that's not cool

[@thearchitect27]

Has he left the planet yet, please?

[@Chips3077]

What made this comment turn into drama ?

[@erikdahl1293]

Who in the hell is Logan Paul?? Hahaha.

[@mamlukesheritage2012]

My number one rules: #1.dip the toothbrush on water before using it.

[@spaceyo2077]

I do that too

[@jacctheripper]

Dude same!!

[@as4598]

WAIT... I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID THIS..........

[@urekmazino6800]

Everyday in the usa

[@Blessed1-0309]

Im convinced that is standard procedure

[@hexgamerzaedyn1448]

6:30 when they put incense smoke on themselves. In my culture (Native American 🇨🇦 northern Alberta) we “smudge” or cleanse ourselves from negative thoughts or feelings. Women usually use sage (it’s women’s medicine) and men use sweet grass. Women can also use sweet grass just not on their “time” of the month. I like how different cultures can be similar in some ways ❤️ blessings from Canada

[@biaklawma1165]

Nice!!

[@perforongo9078]

Both the Japanese and most traditional Native American or Canadian Aboriginal groups follow animistic religions. I'm an Ojibwe from northern Minnesota (greetings!). Sage is used by everyone to smudge, but occasionally we'll use sweetgrass or cedar (technically juniper).

[@Napsteraspx]

It's super interesting how in Japan, parks are places for quiet, while the city is where people are more talkative. Sometimes, here in California, it's the opposite- people stay to themselves in the city, but then are very active and conversational in the parks.

[@AGeekInJapan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoTdm6yuhtuLrNU

[@Vysair]

Jared Telford Park is to relax and enjoy the beauty of nature?

[@vividly94]

In California, its used for buying drugs and getting fucked up. Differences of morals, I guess. You do strike some good conversations, though.

[@caspianpixley1698]

Did you watch the video?

[@AprikosenKlang]

This sums up all my thoughts during my year abroad in Japan. After some time I came to the same conclusion: If everyone is doing it, I'm probably just fine :D

[@martinschiller667]

Du auch hier :D

[@amy3458]

Thank you for that excellent video! I lived in Nishi Kamata years ago and I miss Tokyo so much! Your videos always give me something pleasant to remember about my time there! THANK YOU!

[@sirennoir258]

Rule in the Southern part of California, United States: you can wear flip flops anywhere you go. From funerals to weddings, doesn't matter.

[@Mar3eline]

That rule extends to Florida well at least in Tampa.

[@internationallyME]

Nicely done, Greg! :)

[@azmi6138]

Hi sensei~

[@jackhouliston3229]

I love your videos too. Just as much as I love this channel.

[@nerd_alert927]

We're 'merica, we don't need no rules. 😆😆 Seriously though, these rules all seem to be about not being a selfish human being. Sadly in the U.S. most people think of themselves first, selfish above selfless here.

[@smartpmark]

This is the second time i come across a comment from you in japanese videos. Why do you comment like that against them? Do you live in america? If you do, why are you being racist to your own country? To be honest, all countries have bad ways, not just in your country.

[@apenguinwithasign7572]

Japan looks like a beautiful place to visit.

[@lucs5367]

I’ve been to japan nearly 8 times

[@allenad2155]

Akio yeah just dont live there.

[@morganolfursson2560]

Stress the "to visit" part indeed. Lived 25 years there , not my proudest accomplishment . Should have just visited .

[@user-sl6ou3qb9l]

Morgan Olfursson why

[@OFDCLK]

I just got back from Japan and i sure do miss it! greetings from Melbourne, Australia!

[@MitchellBPYao]

that was 2016

[@zlz1333]

when I saw the girl I was like WAIT A MINUTE SHES FROM LIFE WHERE I'M FROM! and then I realized this IS Life Where I'm From.

[@xnagira]

xD

[@toddles9]

I just spent a week there. The most amazing society. They are so respectful of others. And they all do it. It's so easy to do and yet has a huge effect. I felt free, respected and safe the entire time I was there. Many countries could take a leaf out of Japan's book.

[@moilol9424]

You only spend a week there, that's why.😅

[@markusmottus1686]

Something I absolutely love about Japan is that it is not as extremely individualized, as the rest of the world, and somehow I feel like it makes it feel warmer.

[@user-ie1ts8iq9b]

客観的に見るとやっぱり日本の慣習はめんどくさい笑

[@911heroesandme]

Nice video. I'd have to disagree about the walking-on-the-left rule. After living in Japan for eight years, I can say from first hand experience that this is not as common as your video is making it out. Whether on a rural sidewalk or roaming through Shibuya, most of the time the rule is "go with the flow". Sometimes it's to the right; sometimes to the left. And sometimes it's straight down the middle.

[@911heroesandme]

Check out your video between 2:00-2:10. There are many folks walking on the right-hand side. Again, this "rule" doesn't really apply to walking. I have really only seen people take it seriously on elevators (as you mention).

[@ladyanime100]

I would love to experience visiting Japan just once in my life

[@ezra86]

You forgot the most weird/awesome/hilarious japanese rule of all! The "strictly no dancing" signs inside of all the dance clubs haha

[@rachelar]

Ridiculous but true

[@rpomusic]

That rule is already gone since all night clubs are technically legalized.

[@doggypi1532]

...why? Lol~

[@malvinderkaur4187]

so clean, really one of the most endearing trait.

[@Wandering.Redhead]

I really want to go to Japan for vacation. It seems so cool! 👍🏻

[@thepoeticbutcher3370]

Ashley Moraes ....it is. Tokyo, Kagoshima & Fukuoka were my visits.

[@opsiconan226]

Ashley Moraes Hiroshima and Nagasaki are good places for your vacation lol

[@Mr-WesleySnipzzz]

Ashley Moraes let's just hope you are not like logan paul

[@LettersfromJapan]

In Osaka, I've seen a pretty good mix of walk left vs. right, even on escalators. And on sidewalks, it's not uncommon to see people just going any which way they can. In Osaka, it's all about flexibility and accommodation.

[@LifeWhereImFrom]

Interesting about the escalators. I've read news articles about how some want them to switch to Tokyo style, but push back from people in Osaka who like being unique.

[@dreadful1235]

Letters from Japan I really like your KZbin channel, it helps me plan my vacation next summer!

[@zak2189]

Osaka is where it's at. Tokyo is cool to visit once but I'd rather be Osakan. Friendlier people. Less busy. Less foreigners. 大阪変わってほしくへんぞ

[@jodane6186]

Funny about Osaka. I was told that it's backwards on the escalators, walk on right, because the Americans were very present there after the war. And it's why they have 110 volt not 220. I think the mix is because if you're from Tokyo, you're going to get mixed up.

[@TheBaldr]

Rule of Thumb in Kansai(not just Osaka), FOLLOW THE CROWD, and the more American you look, just let people get out of your way because if you try to pass on any side they will mirror you and it gets awkward. I was always trying to be polite and pass on the left when possible, but kept bumping into people, I went to the right and same. I gave up passing on any side and continued walking straight and it just became easier after 3 months living there. I love Osaka 10x(Just Kansai in general) more than Tokyo, it so much more Japanese than Tokyo.

[@koothodilabhijithaugustine]

When there is no content but you are a master at editing.! 😁

[@sophc7680]

I’m from Cali about 40 minutes from Los Angeles. I don’t want to live here but my husband refuses to move out of the state. I was Born in raised in Southern California and I W would move in a heartbeat to Japan. The school system here is not good at all. I see the way the schools are in Japan and it’s awesome! Kids from other countries are smarter than kids from the US because we don’t put so much attention to our child’s education in the regular school system. You really have to work with your child at home to extend their education. I love watching your videos. Thank you. ❤️💛💚

[@frogosplayer1]

The general Caribbean rule is: "just relax and have a good time"

[@nikosv8166]

best rule - I have to admit, all of the rules here outlined in Japan kill off fun and enjoyment

[@char5285]

Until the *pirates of the Caribbean show up* 🤭

[@ChefRafi]

Thanks for breaking the law to film those rule signs. It’s like reading a long contract before entering. 😢

[@ojcubz]

i think it was for big photoshoots not 1 person with a camera... He even took a shot of a person taking photos at thr park.

[@bluecreambunnymomiji]

Boy you must be fun at parties

[@AGeekInJapan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoTdm6yuhtuLrNU

[@gibsoncallaway9922]

Ah Japan such a beautiful country to live in! 🇯🇵😃

[@nurao-o3985]

Gibson Callaway yeah I wish I lived there

[@ajjsingh8205]

I will be citizen of Japan by next five years or so. 1st. My mother will live a long Life. 2nd. My children, wife, self will improve on self discipline. 3rd. It's a great country having twice hit by atomic bomb's, still No. 1 of the world. 4th. While studying having AI or artificial intelligence as my main subject I never knew Japan is the abode. Let me see how can I go be a part of Japanese people.

[@jd3455]

@@ajjsingh8205 they don't accept foreigners easily rather negligent

[@jd3455]

Yeah tell me that when the work schedule kills you

[@niezbo]

"left is right, and right is wrong" - therefore left is wrong - I couldn't agree more!

[@jacobpetitta7038]

That makes hella sense

[@CruelViper88]

Heh...try crossing roads in Amsterdam...feels like a lawless zone :P Many tourists often almost get hit because they think they can copy us, by walking through red. But they don't see us looking around, and calculating risks and possibilities.

[@pcsreddyreddy2637]

DutchDuke i

[@lewismo1]

my buddy got hit by a tram in amsterdam, lucky he a big guy and just bounced of it, plus he was drunk and on other things.

[@seraphina985]

I am from the UK and had the opposite problem in Germany, walking up to a crossing there are like literally 0 cars and loads of people standing about at the crossing. Me: "Why are all these people standing around? I don't get it" lol. You don't stand around like an muppet waiting for the crossing if there are no cars here in the UK you just cross the darn road.

[@ponnnx]

true lol I'm born in Amsterdam and i still dunno how to cross a road without getting hit. Most of the time I run while crossing roads

[@shelookstome8727]

@@seraphina985 Haha, same in Australia - if there aren't any cars at all, people tend to jaywalk!

[@mkl_]

The "walk on the side you're driving on" thing is unfortunately not something that almost anyone does in EU and USA. You'll see people on both sides walking in the same direction, and quite often blocking the whole street cause they want to walk side by side rather than give any room to others. Japan is kinda special in a good way with this stuff, cause they actually seem to care about other pedestrians.

[@WiggaMachiavelli]

People mostly walk on the left in Australia. Of course some people don't follow the rules. If you think groups blocking the way is something that doesn't happen in Japan, you're wrong. Old ladies and drunk businessmen are the prime culprits.

[@GegoXaren]

_"drive on the right, walk on the left (so you can see oncoming traffic)"_ is the rule here in Sweden. But most people walk on the right on pavements and paths... making things confusing...

[@sashimicity]

In Australia, especially in train stations, everyone walks on the left. Escalators too, everyone stands on the left side, while the right is for those passing through. People getting on the train have to wait for the people getting on. Occasionally you will get people who won't abide, but the majority follow these rules.

[@crazyasiandudeXD]

Love your channel!

[@sadiedavenport]

This makes me miss Japan! It's been a few years since I was there, but every now and then I still have a freak out moment wondering whether I'm driving on the right side of the road.

[@zofiaanna2467]

Keep up with the amazing work, Greg! Your videos are always a pleasure to watch 💕

[@thany3]

Another important rule (more of a recommendation) is to always avoid Chinese tour groups. They are the worst kind of tourists I have ever encountered anywhere in any country.

[@vijgai3]

Not just in Japan. Anywhere in the world.

[@glynis7970]

When the have to be told by their tour guides not to spit.....says it all

[@katsoutofthebox]

This is so true!

[@sunisury]

The other John Smith yep

[@christopherconcept926]

As a Chinese American, I can’t agree more. They unravel all the hard work civilized Chinese people try to portray.

[@lengrith]

Thank you for making this video. You've incorporated such a wide range of scenes that it makes me feel like i'm back there walking the streets of this sometimes overwhelming and yet occasionally quaint city.

[@kelli217]

I understand. Rules are consistent, except when they're not, and always followed strictly, except when they're not.

[@abaik1]

What gorgeous cinematography and editing! Your videos keep getting better and better, and as always, fascinating content.

[@euerz]

Norway: Don't sit next to somebody on public transport. Until all other seats are taken and you have no other choice.

[@reflectionsinthebible3579]

Sandy Tree i think that is world wide

[@aischamohammad6409]

It's everywhere like that

[@FoxDren]

That's a global rule

[@MeZenAkuGog]

Sandy Tree Same in NYC.

[@jamesjiao]

It's not really a rule. It's just default human behaviour.

[@user-yw9vn8wj5s]

大阪は違いことをやりたがるので逆になりますｗｗｗ

[@IndianGamer-fe7jo]

*Me, an Indian:* Wait, you guys are getting rules?

[@aninweazy627]

Me as a Nigerian

[@sitavarma6697]

🤣🤣

[@seeyouinhell8961]

People in Russia be like:

[@ankitakdubey827]

Indians also have certain rule, which nobody follows, so no rules 😂✌️

[@hindurashtravadi2563]

@@ankitakdubey827 India has one rule kill the minority, demolished their holy places, I am blessed that I am living in America

[@jimmyyaoharbin]

Highly enjoyable! Am from China and I love Japan!

[@jhucheng3210]

Jimmy Yao how did u manage to watch KZbin

[@watchhans]

As a former flight attendant, flying to Japan over a period of almost 3 decades, I leraned a lot about the rules that rule Japan. They are not that complicated if you can still remember ´old rules´, once also very often used in Central Europe: respect for others, respect for the elderly, courtesy and polite behaviour in public. I you follow those basic rules, nothing serious can go wrong. And if you are not sure: do not forget to smile! A smile can break the ice.

[@BJGvideos]

But what one considers polite behavior is very different around the world, even within cultures. Like, I consider it to be polite to be very direct with someone because it shows you respect them, while others consider skirting the issues and being indirect to be polite because it's seen as softening the blow.

[@BJGvideos]

@@jjprulz Well like I said, I consider it to be polite to be blunt. Those aren't opposites to me. So it's strange for me to see it considered polite to be so indirect.

[@hiddekooistra1171]

Rules In the Netherlands? Here's the most important one: Dont ever talk about the 2010 worldcup

[@corpuscallosum5862]

Ohne Holland, fahren wir zur WM ;)

[@keithkoganeislife3144]

That’s the same with Brazil. Never....and I mean NEVER..mention about 2014 and Germany. It’s right up there with asking if they speak Spanish.

[@goat813]

waiters in the Netherlands suck lol

[@soam8586]

Holland is cursed country for World Cup. LOL !!!

[@ernestborres6179]

"If everyone's doing it, you're fine" Only applies on Japan though. That would be disasterous when used in my country lolz

[@WheresTeddyNow]

Number one rule I found hard to follow: no eating while walking. Still, no one gave me a second look. OTOH, loved the queuing for, and use of escalators. By the way, thank you for putting out some great content! You're part of the inspiration that influenced me to start my own channel, also about travel and the stories we tell. Cheers from Calgary!

[@KarlMarx123]

日本人は良い時も悪い時も団結力が良すぎる。

[@5uicide666]

日本人が見ても面白い動画ですね！ 当たり前だと思っていた事が海外では当たり前ではない、新しい視点で日本を見れて新鮮でした。

[@dd-5915]

what a well-made video! beautifully filmed clips and funny, but informative, commentary. thank you for making this

[@anmolrulezzz]

Japan looks so wonderful; can't wait to visit now!

[@anya7944]

It’s really weird how similar the UK and Japan are... it’s quite weird (I’m from England) just the general rules and social rules are very similar

[@LifeWhereImFrom]

Yeah, in some situations I've found Canada and Japan to be more similar than Canada and the U.S.

[@wilmaknickersfit]

Anya Berry アンヤ べリ On the tube though you stand on the right - feels weird!

[@Sanzarc]

Yeah, after living in the UK for 4 years, I had the same feeling (that it feels a bit like Japan). However, the biggest difference between the two countries is the focus on individualism vs. collectivism. You are actually encouraged in the UK to pursue your dreams (and focus on your own well-being), while in Japan everything is about the group you're in. But otherwise, following the rules, having work ethic (at least in office jobs), and avoiding open conflicts are the main pillars of both society.

[@supa3ek]

Life Where I'm From japan is very westernised. Even before ww2 but after that the USA was virtually idolised by Japanese to the point where anything with a USA brand was hot items !

[@OhMyKMPR]

I feel the same way about Germany and Japan. There are also tons of signs and rules that get followed to a tee. Except in the early mornings when people are drunkenly stumbling home from a party. Germany and Japan are also known for insane bureaucracy, e.g. "fill out form A to get form B, which allows you to fill out form C", etc. Lastly, people don't usually talk with each other on the train unless they're friends/acquaintances. It's often dead silent when you're taking the train to work.

[@neoeriksson4584]

rule in northern sweden is that if another human already is in the buss then the buss is taken u will have to wait another 30 minutess for the next buss, the other seats is just for show. and the bussdriver doesnt count. for reasons only sweds understand

[@alisonkempster4229]

???!!!! OK, I'm really hoping this is a joke I just don't understand because otherwise, it seems the best way to get hypothermia is to join a Swedish bus queue. Without socks. Obvs. :)

[@luckyluke5638]

No zoning laws makes for the absolute best cities. I wouldn't be able to describe the rules in France, it's just a mess everybody somehow understands. What I can tell you though is that during Paris rush hour, on foot you've gotta walk fast, and by car you've got to fight for every single inch. In both cases, be as selfish as you want, just don't break the flow. I'm not even parisian, you only need a couple hours in Paris to understand that. EDIT : There is actually a couple "rules" I can tell that apply to France overall. 1) Publicly swearing and complaining for the slightest thing is accepted. For anything else, if you're in public, shut the hell up. 2) In the french language, you can use the "putain" swear word to indicate pretty much any emotion.

[@harrymcnicholas9468]

Nothing like having an oil refinery next door.

[@luckyluke5638]

@@harrymcnicholas9468 These kinds of installation must pass regulation regarding pollution and proximity to homes. So that wouldn't happen.

[@Lameashellcosplay]

Im part French and although ive never been to France, I use "putain" all the time haha

[@luckyluke5638]

@@Lameashellcosplay Ahaha it's a perfect word yeah

[@harrymcnicholas9468]

Having an ancestor who was French does not mean much.

[@kayli_knockitoff]

First part of the video: this is how it works, except for when it's not.

[@kayli_knockitoff]

Nvm, that's the whole video 😂

[@IdglaMoura]

Where I'm from there are no rules! AKA Brazil

[@morganolfursson2560]

AKA the shithole of the world

[@morganolfursson2560]

Have you been there Carregado ?

[@morganolfursson2560]

But when you are bad , you are worse than anyone , and that is enough to make it a shithole. Let's say that when Brazilians stop destroying the amazonian forest, selling endangered animal species overseas , overthrow their immensely corrupted government , deal with the favelas , deal with racism and white supremacy , deal with the drug business , the gangs, and stop killing people at randoms for a few bucks , then and only then i will stop calling it a shithole . Until then, i don't think i am generalizing at all , i think i am being very kind in fact , because to my opinion this country is far worse than a shithole , it is a mistake .

[@LEPRECHADOS]

@@morganolfursson2560 vai se fuder

[@missmoon1849]

hum.... sorry but everything you said its valid for other countrys too. :')

[@igorcastro5837]

In portugal we have a word for perfection: Desenrascar. And with Portuguese perfection I mean trying even though it's not workable. And I think it's beautiful

[@inaciotrinita]

Desenrascar é um traço cultural Português é algo só nosso!! E nós procuramos atingir a perfeição nessa brilhante característica 🤣🤣🤣

[@redbeef92]

Typical of mediterranean countries. In Turkey we call people who do this "yurdum insani".

[@deborahruthtrotter2154]

"If everyone is doing it, you're prob'ly just fine" might explain why there are so many people here (in Japan) who run red lights. It's a culture shock thing for many westerners who thought we were supposed to obey traffic laws.

[@Jobe-13]

Deborah Ruth Trotter lolz

[@davidchen3009]

so clean, love it

[@TechnikMeister2]

In Australia: 1. Smoking is shunned and banned from most public areas and workplaces. 2. Walk to the left of the sidewalks and escalators...same as Japan. 3. Public drunkeness is shunned and you cannot consume alcohol in public places 4. Street photography (of people), though not illegal is not encouraged. 5. Jaywalking is common but police sometimes crack down with a blitz. 6. The Police (general duties - beat police) are friendly and will help you. The HWP are feared and disliked. 7. Drink driving (limit 0.05: zero for provisional drivers) is severely enforced and shunned. You will lose your job. 8. When you knock on the door, step back so as not to be intimidating. 9. Being a noisy neighbour is very anti-social. Police will be called. 10. At the beach ONLY swim between the flags. Do not go in the water if you cannot swim. Do not be a star on Bondi Rescue. 11. Tip only (10%) at restaurants...not taxis or at hotels. The staff are paid well already. 12. Do not exceed the speed limit driving. Do not use your mobile phone in the car. If you have to, drive off the road, park up, switch off your engine. Then return the missed call. 13. Do not consume alcohol at lunchtime if its a business lunch. Do not ask a government employee out to lunch or even a coffee. They have to bring a colleague. 14. Work hours are between 8am and 6pm, with most people working 8.30am to 5.30pm. Working until 7pm is only for desperates or lawyers. 15. You can hail a cab in the street without waiting at a taxi stand in Sydney. You cannot hail a Uber. 16. Few people carry much cash. Most payments are by card, even for very small businesses. Amex and Diners are very rare and lots of venues will not accept them. Debit cards are king. 17. On dual carriage motorways, drive to the left unless overtaking. Police enforce it. 18. If you are arrested for a criminal act like drugs or violence you do not have the right to remain silent and you do not automatically get a free lawyer. If you are a tourist or non resident bail is hard to get. The Metropolitan Remand Centre in Sydney is not a nice place. 19. If you somehow get into the country illegally or deliverately overstay your tourist visa and claim asylum, you will spend your assessment period in detention and it takes years. You have a 90% chance of refusal and will be deported with only a fews hours notice if any. 20. Talking loudly on your mobile phone on public transport is shunned.

[@josefrootgum]

I love Japan. I go there to see what 30 years into the future looks like.