The image of a metal chariot & metal horses running over numerous schoolchildren and performing a drive-by on a helpless woman is never gonna leave my mind...neither will the image of said things driving off into the horizon to, presumably, obliterate the moon. Christ
@Mike-official10 ай бұрын
pretty relatable
@Ydrakar4 ай бұрын
First this woman, next… The MOON!!!
@ethanback76319 күн бұрын
@@Ydrakar im fluffing dead you killed me
@walkingspoiler144910 ай бұрын
Gideon : I know... in my bones... A Tarnished cannot become a god... Lightning chariot : in what bones ?
@NetherStray10 ай бұрын
Congratulations to our new Elden Lord: automated chariot and two balls of lightning.
@gamelord211010 ай бұрын
Thats what they Used to call me in College
@justapotato423110 ай бұрын
That's something I'm not sure I'm happy to think about...
@the_Sentinel9910 ай бұрын
A new age .... The age of chariot and balls of thunder
@Mindar2110 ай бұрын
Hahaha yes.
@autumnrain2496 ай бұрын
Thus begins the age of self-driving EVs
@etherealstreamer10 ай бұрын
“I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall take the throne.” “I am the throne.”
@rish165610 ай бұрын
this armored core enemy is doing a number on the lands between
@BetelgeuseBetelgeuseBetelgeuse10 ай бұрын
Gideon giving a monologue to a giant electric chariot is somehow hilarious to me
@dolopdieren10 ай бұрын
Take a look at the t0 giant ballistas, comedy gold
@thatguy148810 ай бұрын
Wym " somehow " it's self explanatory how you'd find that funny. It's not complicated
@svengalt954610 ай бұрын
He must be sick and tired of lecturing random insentient objects such as BALLS and immediately getting splattered by every one of them. Truly a punished existence.
@slapthedidgyr97699 ай бұрын
@@thatguy1488what an impressively redundant comment thanks for nothing
@excusemewhatthefuck809110 ай бұрын
their poise break is INSANE
@kaiserdetectivegolden273510 ай бұрын
much like the poise break of car in real life
@excusemewhatthefuck809110 ай бұрын
@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 imagine getting run over by a fucking horse chariot in medieval times lmao
@Lotiermo9 ай бұрын
i love how after it kills rennala it rides off into the moonlight😂😂😂
@mewxtherealitygod47065 ай бұрын
Its going to poise break the moon
@kaiserdetectivegolden273510 ай бұрын
Placidusax , the clutch lord
@zanemob142910 ай бұрын
He really is! Every one of these on every BvB channel he is!
@kaiserdetectivegolden273510 ай бұрын
@@zanemob1429not in one time where he did worse than a normal dragon
@JTdaGoat287110 ай бұрын
Most times though placi and malenia the best
@kaiserdetectivegolden273510 ай бұрын
@@JTdaGoat2871 the vassal of trash due to his catastrophic design is not allowed to be in a bvb list
@corvingraf10 ай бұрын
@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735his disign is good but Midir was beter
@thecommentguy938010 ай бұрын
chariot became the elden chair while placi became the clutch lord
@zachkasee931910 ай бұрын
Chariot just rode off into the moonlight after Renala 🤣🤣🤣
@disorientedtravel10 ай бұрын
Kenneth Height could have just commissioned one of these and become Elden Lord himself
@Count.Saruman10 ай бұрын
Placidusax may be old, tired and ponderous, but his fires are still hot enough that anyone who threatens him will face all the terrible power of the Dragon-King for one last time.
@adamnave107810 ай бұрын
he doesnt have enough flame attacks and tbh his nuke attack does pitiful damage considering the windup
@Count.Saruman10 ай бұрын
@@adamnave1078Placidusax's Ruin which he is iconic for is, in fact, a flame attack. He starts off breathing fire, then invokes a massive burst of energy to expel concentrated, pressurised gouts of flame which are so hot that they appear like lasers.
@stylesgangs638110 ай бұрын
Ganhou na sorte apenas
@stylesgangs638110 ай бұрын
@@Count.Sarumantu é chato.
@adamnave107810 ай бұрын
@@Count.Saruman oh fax. Still i wanna see placi make a ring of fire, flying round the huge arena
@svengalt954610 ай бұрын
NEVER let that thing out of that dungeon. This was sad to watch. Especially when it seemed to mount and . . . take . . . Astel from behind. I didn't think it was possible to degrade that beast in such a way. That wheeled terror may just be worse than even the dung eater. Did you see how it would do gloating victory laps, displaying its cannon fire like celebratory fireworks?
@Anch0rd10 ай бұрын
I love gideon just lecturing to inanimate objects
@detectivewinters318010 ай бұрын
Alternative title: Elden Ring but it's just vehicular manslaughter
@happyduke9910 ай бұрын
Unless you are a two headed ancient dragon, do not mess with the lightning chariot. -art of war
@JD_Volt10 ай бұрын
The moment I saw the weakness of my flesh, I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
@itsiJonesy10 ай бұрын
Again.. seeing Gideon getting steamrolled is just beyond satisfying lol
@Idkwhattoput52299 ай бұрын
1:34 the lightning chariot is racing into the night
@inoli316410 ай бұрын
This fills me with terror. I don’t remember ever coming across one of these, but if they were cut from the main game and added to the dlc, I WILL CRY.
@adamharford414210 ай бұрын
Fire giant fight was literally me running over everyone's feet with a RC car
@freakehoax640610 ай бұрын
No one's talking about that fire giant fight. That was badass asf
@prabhakarraj66449 ай бұрын
The chariot is so powerful everyone bows to it midfight
@AppleFrogTomatoFace10 ай бұрын
i saw the first fight and thought melania might not beat it. wow what a absolute beast!
@Count.Saruman10 ай бұрын
Malenia will beat anything through her force of will, even if it costs her life or worse. It's the very core of her character. The only way to overcome her is to surpass her skills with a blade and overmatch her strike for strike- which, as you might understand, is very difficult to do.
@kaiserdetectivegolden273510 ай бұрын
that was just a glitch the storm and clones should have disappeared the moment vassal of trash was killed yet it existed even after her death other than that she lost like the rest no need to glorify the shit
@kaiserdetectivegolden273510 ай бұрын
@@Count.Saruman Least vassal of rot horny headcanon fan :
@stylesgangs638110 ай бұрын
@@Count.Sarumanchora mais
@Count.Saruman10 ай бұрын
@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Would you like some cheese with that whine?
@a.r.h99196 ай бұрын
Like a medieval tesla chariot by ancient technology like the antikythera mechanism
@straytakermusic10 ай бұрын
Our mans was ROBBED in that Placidusax fight.
@kaiserdetectivegolden273510 ай бұрын
*Our lighten up car
@None-mm6fm7 ай бұрын
Two things impossible to defeat: 1 death, 2 Placidusax
@PrbLDoom10 ай бұрын
The Chariot is raging after the fight against Placidusax: "NOOOOO, SOOOO CLOOOOOOSE! F*****CK!!!" 🤬😆
@groovesan10 ай бұрын
i like how the dragon was winner with just 1 hp left in EVERY video
@AidanWR10 ай бұрын
Just riding off into the moonset after beating Rennala
@allhailderpfestor483910 ай бұрын
foreskin duo being chain staggered and dying before attempting single atk was best moment lmao
@paoloscavalcacinghie42810 ай бұрын
Wake the fuck up, Samurai! New CBT lore just dropped = Chariot and Balls (of lightning) Triumph
@NicktheLongman10 ай бұрын
Who knew all you needed to kill a god was a really pissed off wheelchair.
@antwanmuura709110 ай бұрын
It's always the weapons we make that become more dangerous.
@albertooliver458510 ай бұрын
Great video, what a monsters those chariots!!
@hitlord10 ай бұрын
Only boss I thought would win was Astel due to the AoEs, but I guess godlike poise damage beats cast times every day.
@alicerose785610 ай бұрын
I am SO happy these things aren't free-roaming enemies....
@kilwa001310 ай бұрын
Margott walking slowly saying: OMG here we go again with this crab
@shortbread951810 ай бұрын
0:51 my drunk dad pulling up to kindergarten to pick me up
@good545310 ай бұрын
1 win and 1 tie, did not expect that GGs
@Dragonborn000010 ай бұрын
If the chariot from the old vid was the "car", then this chariot is electric car
@Tommmmmmmmmmmm10 ай бұрын
Literally soloed everyone lol. Give it another shot at Placidusax and it’ll take the win
@ChronicUnderachiever9 ай бұрын
I'm curious how Placidusax's survival rate changes according to the number of attempts.
@TheHogfatherInvades10 ай бұрын
The lightning of all time!
@user-uj8yt1mu8n10 ай бұрын
your ambulance has arrived.
@GawainW10 ай бұрын
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
@patrickpepper416010 ай бұрын
Holy shit it absolutely clutched the fire giant
@normalsteel161310 ай бұрын
This is a marvel in anti-demigod technology! I'll take a dozen!
@sashavukasovich485710 ай бұрын
It flying away into the distance after finishing renala
@kevinfarris985910 ай бұрын
Wouldn't mind seeing both versions of the Abductor Virgins vs bosses.
@jeroekoe8 ай бұрын
it appears sir Gideon Ofnir finally came down from his high horse
@P4shok9 ай бұрын
i woke up in a new bugatti
@birdbrain962514 күн бұрын
That bad boy is ready for the DLC
@duetsinatimeloop10 ай бұрын
Imagine getting messed up by an ionised hobby horse
@someonemaybe944010 ай бұрын
I love vehicular manslaughter
@SomeUserk10 ай бұрын
Alexander of macedon has come to conquer the lands between
@CrucidleKhight10 ай бұрын
I demand more Crucible Knight videos!
@Seabearman10 ай бұрын
The lightning chariot... is that a Kid Icarus reference?!
@lastboss241810 ай бұрын
The carriot had no chill
@mongoosechili9 ай бұрын
A weapon to surpass metal gear…
@Greenomb10 ай бұрын
Me and the homies pulling up to the shattering war.
@crushedhearts10 ай бұрын
Yes the more brutal the more satisfying please make more especially something that can butcher that cheating old dragon
@rlg28310 ай бұрын
seriously you call him ''cheating'' even if you seen this fucking chariot with whis fucking machine gun lightninng? whatever, placidusax is brutal!! cry more!!
@homelabguide4 ай бұрын
The battle of Gideon is look like a torture to him.
@Gadrol10 ай бұрын
Dragonlord Placiduchad coming through once again
@shoken442110 ай бұрын
So apparently from the placidusax fight the chariot and lightning balls are three separate enemies with individual hp , basically someone created this mini boss because I've NEVER seen this particular chariot in any of the dungeons I've run across . But hey if someone knows where I can find this particular enemy let me know .
@AnthonyDoesYouTube10 ай бұрын
Yeah it's modded
@shoken442110 ай бұрын
@@AnthonyDoesKZbin yeah that's what I gathered from doing a quick Google search before watching the rest of the video,these matches aren't fair to anyboss ,but anything for views I guess .
@souppiyas698710 ай бұрын
Yep like a light tank with Gatling guns VS human
@Doggieworld3Show9 ай бұрын
Cruel as hell…but the dragon lord still rocking
@YURllKA10 ай бұрын
Lightning…. Chariot..? Wait is this a thing. Good lord
@VenciiGames10 ай бұрын
Low key, that chariot is a fucking beast
@loteixeira10 ай бұрын
lol. that chariot is brutal
@ZaaltheDragon10 ай бұрын
Pit: Huh, so that's where I left it. 🙂
@Sleepless_Sam9 ай бұрын
Dwemer really doing work out here.
@yeagerist683210 ай бұрын
Can you do carian knights?
@larissamangerpan990410 ай бұрын
*Mortal Kombet voice* Flawless Victory
@SKnight4410 ай бұрын
I have another idea with the chariot. Replace the rider with a Ballista or Latenna XD
@excusemewhatthefuck809110 ай бұрын
another Nameless Ring banger💯💯
@genericusername929910 ай бұрын
The chariot of despair
@ratking899210 ай бұрын
God damn Placidusax
@anderswallin388310 ай бұрын
Ok, that thing is just ridiculous
@jeroekoe8 ай бұрын
i wanna see the lightning chariot vs the laser golem
@michimeyer36318 ай бұрын
lightning chariot : God ? who ? i dont see anyone other than me here.
@xwyl10 ай бұрын
I know in my bones... which are all flat...
@svengalt954610 ай бұрын
Is this the legendary Honda Accord that Melina never delivered on?
@gamelord211010 ай бұрын
The elden tank
@SmilingRudi10 ай бұрын
Lightning Chariot is a truely Lord of Elden
@ThePubg_Player6 ай бұрын
Melina, one of the hardest bosses in the game and rarely players get past through her first phase but here my boy humbled her very quickly and also no hit the first phase 😂
@dominus-206110 ай бұрын
Puestos, que se suba el dragón bicéfalo al carro.
@Knight_sa10 ай бұрын
Red albunaric vs bosses next please
@CraZYJU710Sk10 ай бұрын
Benjamin Franklin’s chariot
@MisterHeromanАй бұрын
Where was the lighting chariot in the game? I dont remember it being in any hero graves.
@dhruvpatel260210 ай бұрын
more like PTSD chariots
@lejkee3 ай бұрын
А где в игре эта колесница?
@shiftynevers10 ай бұрын
This is so satisfying 🤣🤣🤣
@rohanthomas662910 ай бұрын
Do the Ancient Dragon and anything similar auto-tracking lighting work?
@kaiserdetectivegolden273510 ай бұрын
yes
@julianfern62410 ай бұрын
I demand a rematch against Placidusax!
@a_game_maker10 ай бұрын
Mad lad Radahn!
@MrRjh639 ай бұрын
Damn as if the reg chariots werent stupid powerful enough.