She's always after her...what?

Didn't plan for this one being so long. I wanted to test a new resolution, but it just kept going...seems it(the res) isn't that good though, seeing lots of jagged edges. Ironic since it was 720x480 I recorded on and rendered with and looked pretty damn clear on my machine. Stupid KZbin...Hope y'all can still enjoy it.
For the record, I more or less know what "Urameshiya" means and am aware that Spy has a 'I hate you' and 'Surprise' sound clip, but I found 'Right behind you' far creepier.
Musics:
-"博麗の風の中で" 幻想郷 Tower Defense
-"Days of Sadness" & "Heavenly Village" Symphonic Suite Dragon Quest
-"House" Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
-"Right Behind You" & "The Art of War" Valve
-"Fun Fun Fun dayo, Lucky Star" Lucky Star
-"Piano Black" Cowboy Bebop
Audio belongs to their respective owners.

[@exploshaun]

Legend says, to this day, Mima is still after Reimu's balls.

[@TheLedgendHero192]

Good God, Phrasing.

[@jolt9001]

THE JOKE WILL NEVER DIEEEEEEEE

[@metabunny7693]

She just wasn't in ULiL because she was on vacation.

[@alvintieng5577]

+Forbidden Hero Tell that to Byakuren...(Ceej)

[@Sn4keB1gB0SS]

Mima: "For I am the strongest!" Me: ⑨! ⑨! ⑨! >:[

[@-kami-121]

Nice one XD

[@kfcdog1]

Happy Cirno Day!!!

[@tohominimum7881]

baka! baka!

[@tbana2396]

@@tohominimum7881 Cirno: Wait, no, I'm not an idiot!

[@zenithann_]

Loleuh

[@YukariYakumo0]

Her plan was to steal Reimu's balls!!

[@Sn4keB1gB0SS]

It all makes sense now!!!

[@Bravidunno]

Yukari Yakumo Yin yang balls to be more precise !

[@captainprice3979]

Oh hello there

[@exumbra1399]

You know that isn't a pun right?

[@tonyhakston536]

Bravihood You ruined it.

[@Kirbachu5]

Random Fact: The Hakurei Yin-Yang Orbs abilities include: -Even if you eat sweets, you won't get fat at all -One of your favorite aromas can be given off -It can be disguised as a cat All of these are true. Look it up.

[@mioribonucleicacid]

Any links for these facts?

[@armormakes]

Meor Qaid Touhou 2 good endings 1-3

[@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan]

also good for blasting things off such as Kasen's hand

[@NeutralVidiya]

*_what kind of cat_*

[@wildfire9280]

@@NeutralVidiya a putty cat

[@PikaFanboy]

In one fell swoop, Mima went from one of the few people Marisa respected to her romantic rival.

[@bensoncheung2801]

69th 👍 How nice of people to wait 5 years to reserve this for me; what video showcases Utsuho eating nuclear spicy tacos and fouling a toilet for it again?

[@jefthereaper]

"for Zun's sake" XD I see what you did there

[@metabunny7693]

ZUN is the true god of Touhou

[@aisuach]

TRYING TO MUG ME,HUH?! WELL,JOKES ON YOU,I'M BROKE! my life

[@alexdagaziev5608]

Man, "Gap Hag", "For Zun`s sake", "Sweet apple pie of gap youkai!", "Stop being so blue!!!", "HOLY hot HELL that`s cold" and - killing blow "She was after Reimu`s balls!" oh, when I managed to stand and all this laughing... I fell when I saw another phrase like this! AWESOME!!!

[@Owl688]

Oop-Ze is what got me.

[@snazzrin.7185]

"SHUT IT YOU HORNY LOLI DRUNKARD!

[@snoreyawn]

'She was after Reimu's ball's XD... ah Suika

[@_Du4l]

"throw Cirno at Reimu" Reimu: HOLY HOT HELL THAT'S COLD!

[@superplushtiman7ti075]

I love that line

[@ervanitaanwar5402]

"AND STOP BEING SO BLUE!!!" Literally evryone who wears blue clothes:

[@Ishiokay]

I understand why Kogasa and Cirno is at the Shrine. Mima scared Reimu, Mima said she is the strongest. But what about Parsee?

[@TheEevee10]

FrosTEA Maybe she was jealous that she attracted so much attention?

[@VLAD-yu6ul]

Parsee can't scare so she learns from Mima-Sama so she won't envy others that they can scare but she can't c:

[@japanfan67]

I love Suika's entry omg XD

[@ArgusVulcan]

"teach me to scare!" woman, that umbrella is creepy enough! I'm sure you'll do fine WITHOUT additional scare training!!

[@YukariYakumo0]

She called me a gap hag... oh well

[@mikeysmith2007]

Well yukari. Did suika called you a gap hag.

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

you not old at all, but a young 17 years old woman. (well...at least physically)

[@auronroy5575]

5:10 In a split second the entire Touhou was there. 10:20 WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@prismkaku3671]

5:10 Letty, Sanae, Star, Nitori, Eiki, Komachi, Tenshi, Sakuya, Keine, and Yuyuko.

[@R3gular]

Prism Kaku all blue, kinda blue???

[@juggerton8087]

D3fault blue Touhous got offended

[@MaybeNotARobot]

"Trying to mug me, huh? Well joke's on you, I'm broke!"

[@MrRatchet12661]

Back then we got a JoJo reference. They aren't new, we were simply too young to understand them back then.

[@auronroy5575]

At split second between 5:10 and 5:11 There was a massive triggering due to one sentence.

[@allem6900]

Nobody: Reimu: HOLY HOT HELL THAT'S COLD!

[@Bravidunno]

6:55 Oh Sanae avenged Reimu ! 9:31 Get it ? Face Palm ? Okay.

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Yeah let’s keep it at avenged and not consider the unfortunately more obvious and fucked up answer

[@lunamacaroon7896]

Suika Ibuki. Making "That what she said" jokes ever since I've met her.

[@reddragon8167]

After watching that PC-98 inspired animation where Mima was Marisa's mom, the love triangle is even funnier to me. "MOM, STOP HITTING ON MY GIRLFRIEND."

[@Lemuel928]

Mima was a old friend of Reimu’s Mom once..

[@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni]

H-hey! Reimu is mine! .....Did i just say that outloud?

[@louizeandrei]

tooleit4yoborpflensake

[@cortezblackful4073]

2:18 What the hell were you and Yukari doing over there!? And how did you two even get along?

[@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni]

It's obvious isn't it?

[@cortezblackful1601]

***** how did you two get along and that you know what you two were doing?

[@cortezblackful8565]

+Suika Ibuki+ Are you gonna explain how you two stopped fighting?

[@steventtlh2880]

6:04 Mysterious purification rod 2.0

[@demires]

1:09 AWW THAT FACE

[@TheElegantGabriel]

uncontrollable laughter may have occured during Mima and Marisa's... "fight".

[@NewestOneAtTime]

The contents of the dust cloud at 1:28: Chen Many tiny Suikas A hearty-eyed Tenshi cashing in on the action Lots of kunai Yukari's boundary and Suika's density And poor Reisen, who was tossed in by... Sneaky Tewi on the left side of the screen.

[@vffgddhbvv5047]

Also Ran (with Chen) and Tenshi.

[@onceuponaban]

5:39 Well, we can say cirno is... *puts on sunglasses* the coolest.

[@Youhadabadday2021]

Yuyuko: Wait, it was all a pun? Suika: *Chugs sake* Always has been.

[@selensbelgiangachikoi3190]

2:31 KABUUUUUUUUUM

[@Naerl__]

8:29 let's settle this like ladies

[@windwaker1988]

6:41. ......NOM!

[@arsennegiovanna]

Holy Jesus, this is already ten years old! I fee old af

[@starfirejordan9875]

im so glad i got the joke in the beginning it make me fell happy i was right about something for once

[@blackshadow37_Wraith]

2:59-3:05 i was expecting her to say ".......well im a disappointment" or something like that X3 but that works 2

[@SiDEMA.]

1:14 Mima don't cryy T-T

[@rapidrush6033]

this entire fucking video feels like a fever dream

[@24Nyome]

For some reason i come back to this video every few years. Maybe to remember what it was about, or because the comedy was really that funny. Idk

[@toortyb]

that umbrella lol 💀

[@tabbender1232]

5:10 You're blue now. That's my attack.

[@o0Cheator0o]

+Tabbender Nyeh !

[@jannelysquintanall5091]

+o0Cheator0o heh heh

[@tabbender1232]

Reporter I'll have you know that i'm the first to complain about random, unjustified Undertale references. But here, there was really an occasion, it happened to be a quote from Undertale, but it could have been from JJBA, Mother or whatever, my comment is JUSTIFIED. I didn't randomly throw it just because i like the game, like most people from the UT fandom does.

[@gmestanley2214]

+Tabbender Actually no because this video is 6 years old, and UT was released in 2015.

[@DarkWingedHunter]

5:10 And stop being so blue! *some touhou characters that have some sort of blue on them come up*

[@zergy23]

its been awhile since i last watched some of yours vids, and i still think they are wayyyy better than any other i've seen so far =)

[@Kirbachu5]

This may just be one of your best works yet. And also Reimu never died from Kogasa, she just had to use a continue and enter the records and crap. She had sufficiently low lives after Utsuho and Touhou 11 gave her some trouble.

[@onometre]

I really like this actually. You did a good job.

[@nemuanimation]

" She was after reimu's balls!" XD Oh god i have got to remember that one.

[@Stolanis]

Ah, the Kogasa / Sanae jokes. Mizuki Hitoshi would be proud.

[@Payne108]

Oh man, "Bring it on, Tsurupettan!" That's fantastic. xD

[@melindad3643]

5:32 that was genius

[@Herowho42]

1:50 That face is forever embeded into my mind. DAMN YOU CIRNO!!!!

[@zLobsterRus]

6:28 Da roof... Da roof... Da roof is on fire...

[@EternallyPrussian]

Needles of "persuasion". My god i've been holding onto that joke for years, FINALLY O3O. Thank for you the "moving precious things too".

[@chrisvonkallist6553]

Kogasa - what are those? Reimu - needles of...- My Character - nope. Needles of nope.

[@sakura368]

suika is best drunk 2hu

[@zhelot777]

8:30-8:40 Touhou in a nutshell, priceless good sir.

[@Supperdude9]

It is Parsee. The youkai of jealousy.

[@kheasboroki3928]

my fav moment: 6:35 because yuyuko make me laught so much and the "sanae hunter" was just too hilarious. the marisa part was funny too

[@blackshadow37_Wraith]

1:14 - 1:30 0_0 .......................................that escalated quickly

[@PhoenixFantasy00456]

Omg. Every sound that played ... I know them all. And the way you putted them was so EPIC!! 8D

[@RandomAHOL]

I can't unhear Wendee Lee as Reimu putting down Michelle Ruff as Mima with her harsh comments XD

[@msh11201996]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 Excuses: *protects himself* Yukari: I'm old. Yuyuko: I'm dead.

[@713thHellhound]

awesome Zelda theme song the one where you run around in field on time of orcrina, that bring back memories

[@firespawn01]

That was possibly one of the most drawn out and epically executed puns I have witnessed.

[@EntireTeamIsSpy]

That was very likely the most random thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@captainprice3979]

10:24 WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

[@Kafkodesu]

I honestly think these are some of the most top quality touhou videos.

[@KumihoKitsu]

^.^ a nice combination of a few of my favorite things; Zelda, Touhou, and TF2

[@indivoidual]

Oh my god I love Mimas face on the thumbnail and when she first appears in the video. XD

[@koolbowser961]

1:29 the gravity well is perfect in this brawl because it maches with the sound :D

[@zokynoiynzoi7433]

8:26 Mad face staring contest!...GO!

[@uGuardian4]

AHAHA! The TF2 sound effects are pricelessly used. >:D Halarious!

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Mima should be back in window touhou games series

[@bluepikmin6363]

Literally ENGAGE in battle.

[@Bakagiraffes]

LOL! "Yeah ease up girl, Reimu doesn't like it rough. You'd know huh? :D" XD

[@AkyuuArchive]

I cannot be the only one who see's the similarity between the first song and the mabinogi ost - "An Old Story from Grandma"....Sometimes I believe touhou influences everything.

[@kirbyhenderson162]

4:29 WOW. Reimu's scream is cute :3

[@flandrescarlet7123]

6:17 the Parsee is a spy!

[@ExpiXLuna]

2:29 Reimu uses demoman pipes to nuke 2 people while they scream. Then they get dominated

[@kgrayman]

I freakin love that tower defense song! Need help finding it!

[@oscarbrea5744]

Kevin Lor I am searching for it 7 years in the future, if you found it plz let me know where tf it's at qq

[@FirmDaKitsuneOfficial]

2:42 Mima's face looks like she wanted to mug Reimu like she was a fucking alternate

[@benleighton9013]

(left 4 dead music plays) patchy apears patchy: nom

[@xefro6848]

Who needs Jojo references when you can have TF2 memes

[@Boomblox5896]

I love the TF2 references.

[@Parnifia]

Why do I find poverty jokes so funny? There are actually people like that... Yet I'm lmao right here...

[@Parnifia]

Although I find the TF2 references funnier. Touhou X TF2, ftw. I still want to hear a remix of _Robots!_ and _Heian Alien_, to add to my crossover playlist.

[@voidseer9140]

@Parnifia because your laughing at Reimu, a girl who canonly can't make a profit if her life depended on it and is constantly annoyed by her empty donation box

[@xelarande333]

What a beautiful way to finish a video on Touhou with a Jojoke.

[@sparktwochristopher7240]

02:30 KABOOOOOOOM Lol XD!!!

[@ryllis4293]

You thought you saw Chen, but it was me, Dio!

[@JustCallMeMrV]

6:37 fav part

[@VengefulEvilSpirit]

And this is why I can't mess with Reimu anymore... T~T

[@pokemon18651]

sir zero: ... a witch... intereting...

[@zergy23]

5:11 - Letty, Shikieki, Komachi, Tenshi, Sunny Milk, Nitori, Yuyuko, Keine and Sakuya Guess thats all of them trying to stop being "blue"? lol nice vid xd

[@724dj]

6:42 Yuyuko ate the plate too! XD

[@commediaDollArte]

Reimu Blackhurei! I didn't expect anyone to use a gag from the Border Girls 1st Touhou M1 Grand Prix!

[@SauruKakera]

@MrChensonman I MANAGED TO DO IT!!! :D There characters are as followed in a clock-wise order. Sapphire-Star Nitori Yuyuko Keine Sakuya Komachi The judge girl(I can NEVER get her name D:) I can't remember her name but she's the other Ice Fairy, First boss of PCB Sanae and Tenshi in the middle, behind the table. Your welcome :D

[@zuzawysocka2161]

She is always after her screen time.

[@ThePurpleRain]

Good afternoon, idk why this feels like first scene of gta4 the lost and damned

[@CapTrigger]

Mima acting as a maid is adorable, xD

[@Transvent]

Aha~i was expecting you showed up soon...poor Mima-sama. ≧▽≦

[@SGPG5-The-Goober]

i remember this in 2017 which is first touhou video i saw

[@ANDRESTAMP1]

Best walfas video ever made

[@kyodie666]

Parsee!!! Hooray!