Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend (Official Video)

PENITH is here!!! Listen: LilDicky.lnk.to/PenithID
First music video off of Dicky's debut mixtape, "So Hard."
Download the free mixtape at: lildicky.com
Facebook:
/ lildickyrap
Twitter:
/ lildickytweets
Soundcloud:
/ lil-dicky
Brian Storm on the visuals
dreamchaser-films.com
Starring Melissa Soria as Katie
/ meet_melissa
And Robert Sidney Mull III as the ex-boyfriend (even hotter in person)
instagram: @robertsidneymull
Lyrics
Verse 1
Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell
And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell
And I don't fall for chickens
But this one a little different
Body sickening,
plus she really good at making breaded chicken
got me thinkin she the one man
even fully clothed, shawty really fun man
get a lotta hos, but none of those come close
I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd
oh yeah there's one more thing
and I know this shit gonna sound insane
but I still haven't hit it
I admit it, I wish I was kidding
Never been up inside before
Because shes only fucked one guy before
and though I really wanna boink this whore
she ma sweetie 3.14
so I'm stayin patient, and masterbating,
and now ma heart is sorta racing
cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out
I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
But on the way to crib, we pass this kid,
and he seem to know who Katie is
So I say "who this" and she say
dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"
Chorus 1
and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
but as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes
cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life
He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god
And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww
Awww damn
Verse 2
Man this is crazy
I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady
I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti
Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades
And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay
And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay
Even though I was about to get laid!
Man this mafucka look like Ashton
Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman
In other words, he's so damn attractive
So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him
now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him
And he payin for it all, he investment bankin...
I'm acting, like i ain't distracted
but I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin
and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss
mid stream, I look left and guess who it is
and I had to see, and I was mad discrete
and I got on my toes and I took a little peek
oh my god becky, look at that cock
Chorus 2
And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes
Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life
And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate
Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt
Aw damn
Verse 3
I don't know what to do
dude's dick is really huge
I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth
I know she's missin that
My penis isn't that
I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs
Six pack on a dick
Now what the fuck is that
It's so long and thick
It's like a punching bag
I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing
Got ma dick looking like a raisin
Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy
What the fuck should I do?
He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru....
I think it's time to
Tell Katie ma goodbyes
Cuz I simply can't survive
After seeing what was in between his thighs
So I tell her
Chorus 3
that this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend
I had to move ma neck to see it end to end
I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense
And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end
Because the sex with him must have been the best
And I would say let's just be friends,
but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye
then she told me dicky I don't really know what to say
because I dated this dude in second grade
so I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd
and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped
and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came,
I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn ☺
My mixtape (and this video) is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Beat - How can u stop by Cashous Clay
Check out his instrumental mixtape, he's fantastic
www.datpiff.com/Cashous-Clay-U...
al green sample, check him out on itunes
itunes.apple.com/us/artist/al...

[@samko105]

"and now I'm feeling pissed, so I go and take a piss" Damn That's deep..

[@benmyer7788]

samko105 no joke right as I scrolled past your comment it was at that part

[@executive7665]

i read that right before i heard it

[@levi268]

TJ H.

[@executive7665]

what

[@PrycelessIrving]

samko105 Tupac 👌

[@winstonsallet9541]

The whole song is a meme: You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

[@boistired6825]

Winston The Wacky dating the exact same thing!

[@AlizMari23]

Winston The Wacky this is quite possibly the most accurate comment I've ever seen on any post ever.

[@versuliu1424]

Oh bruh i just noticed that

[@MightyGodlikeG]

We've all been there :D

[@Owen-bm7uo]

Winston The Wacky 769 likes m8 nice

[@Isimp4hotmenperiodt]

Had to come back and rewatch this after 9 years

[@falabimayode250]

You're not alone

[@thanakornsaengprachum8731]

Yeee. XD

[@yibba]

it’s just so good

[@mohammedalnayar]

Wtf it's been 9 yrs????? Damn I feel old now 😂😂

[@rdernowski]

still gold LOL

[@luckasjensen6583]

Respect to lil dicky for not changing a bit over the last 7 years

[@chickenorvickys7267]

He has. A lot

[@btonyh5878]

He definitely has.

[@twisted_tony]

Good one! 🤣

[@nickclark18]

@@chickenorvickys7267 how has he. explain

[@GriefsOP]

@@nickclark18 earth.

[@conall5405]

*S I X P A C K O N A D I CK*

[@furymasterpvp6625]

yeap that one got me good

[@dontreadthis6870]

3:03

[@aybarsa.2385]

600 likes, I don't want to make it 601 :(

[@saulkahwage3406]

I remember that when I was a teen I laughed so fucking hard about that line lmao.

[@jeffreyb7665]

All that dick yoga.

[@nickinastick]

"I have to move my neck to see it end to end" DAMN.

[@jjfossum113]

Lmao

[@sn2464]

Halleluja😂

[@dalebarnesdd]

Best line!

[@jacobfoster1330]

😂😂😂😂

[@mysteriousmysteriooo4262]

😂

[@lawrencebibb2567]

Best story rapper.. Still waiting for the rest of jail

[@Poetry4Peace]

AHHa biting his dick off so funy creasing

[@tylerdropemoff_6723]

Ik, benny blanco approved of it

[@Beyondbonds04]

Same💪🏾🥵

[@sasukethekiller6915]

Same

[@edwardnygma1887]

Yea bro like I wanna know how he tied it into the criminal justice system and everything

[@justinziegler8797]

It's currently 2021 and this shit still hits hard! This is a masterpiece.

[@sparekicks2274]

complete facts bro, still my fave song

[@ernestoaelmervillanueva4007]

🥵

[@perezj1225]

Factsssss

[@whitemamba8137]

@@sparekicks2274 LOL WHY??

[@greatarchitect]

@@whitemamba8137 wtf not

[@XilentOfficial]

This is probably the best, most accurate rap song I've heard in my entire life.

[@dimitrismuse]

bliah stupid song

[@Koudy1913]

dimitrismuse go fuck yourself :) this song is great :))

[@stelioss.stserkezis7669]

dimitrismuse Go fuck yourself !!!! It's awesome.... :D

[@abbyssbarraj4194]

dimitrismuse Go fuck yourself :o That was epic - _-

[@sterpubogdan]

Hi Xilent! BTW.....I love your music.

[@88cutty]

finally a rapper that talks about real shit.

[@thegoatdrew7866]

lol really

[@nexustv3561]

88cutty check Macklemore if you want some real shit look up Drugdealer from Macklemore

[@88cutty]

XGenGaming. i dont fuck with that dude. i cant stand his social views

[@squidmytortellini8686]

88cutty Tupac tho

[@bintangsaputra9397]

88cutty have u ever heard Logic?

[@danielking6047]

10 years and still one of my favorites

[@MMmmmmBobbert]

lil dicky is not only a talented musical artist but a great actor too.

[@vilass1455]

FAX

[@Jay-ov4gl]

Watch Dave on Hulu he’s hilarious

[@fishfiletfan4877]

@@Jay-ov4gl honestly one of my favorite shows i have ever watched shits hilarious

[@1andonlyguy451]

his face says alot

[@kl6544]

He 's neither

[@SwizzleMashupsV2]

6 years ago dicky dropped this now look at where he is. Day 1s appreciate the journey!

[@controlhogger8]

Swizzle Mashups 6 years ago

[@je163]

Is it true that there is a kanye feature on this album?

[@SwizzleMashupsV2]

J E I’m not sure but that would probably be the peak of my existence experiencing that

[@je163]

@@SwizzleMashupsV2 oh because I was watching one of the before they were famous videos on dicky, and it said on his album so hard he had a kanye feature, but it sounded kind of unrealistic so idk

[@ryanrodriguez1234]

This where it all started, I remember seeing this in middle school. Glad he made it.

[@razortherapper7477]

"she's my sweetie 3.14" that was fucking great

[@kokoidadi]

not a lot of people got that i bet.

[@chrisjenkins963]

no everyone did, literally dozens of ppl posting the same shit because we all had math class in 7th grade. it aint even one of the best lines in the track, get over pi u pretentious nerds

[@thisnameisnotfake517]

not a lot of people don't get that I bet

[@thenewsebs]

honestly hung like sadam hussein was a better line.

[@emitgaming9643]

I got my ex to start talking to me agaaaain after 2 yeeeears. Visit heeeere ===> twitter.com/eb91a3b00c34e2821/status/790853501416935424 Lil Dicky Ex Boyfriend Оfficial Video

[@johnnytucker6709]

"She my sweetie 3.14" That shit is clever lol

[@johnnytucker6709]

Pi is an irrational and transcendental number that is equal to the ratio of a circle's circumference to it's diameter. It's also equal to 3.14................ Also, Pi (π) is pronounced as "pie". So "sweetie-3.14" can also be pronounced as "sweetie pie", a common term of endearment, used particularly in the southern part of the United States. Don't know if you seriously didn't get the pun, or if you're just messing with me, but there ya go lol

[@x420TokerX]

@@johnnytucker6709 Lol "QT3.14" has been a way to say cutie pie on the internet for like 15+ years. Dicky just knows a lot about meme culture, he didn't make this line himself lol.

[@johnnytucker6709]

@@x420TokerX Well don't I feel dumb lol. But I've never seen anyone use it before so it's new to me

[@x420TokerX]

@@johnnytucker6709 Lol it's no big deal. It's more of a common saying in very niche corners of the internet. He did use the "Sweetie" derivative rather than the more commonplace "Cutie", so he did deviate a little bit.

[@LinZhasInfiniteSwag]

@@x420TokerX you couldn't just let him have that huh? Not even for a little bit? ::::in my Steve Carrell voice::::: You are a thief of joy!

[@mrtoad1408]

On any given day this song will just start going through my head and I have to sing it. Makes job interviews tough.

[@roorod_21]

Can’t believe this is the 1st song that introduced me Lil Dicky 😂

[@guillermojones5025]

I didn’t even realize I knew who lil dicky was before he became who is today. I saw this video when it was flowing around and thought it was the greatest thing in the world 😂

[@Joshuavila_jpg]

Ruben Rodriguez I mean it’s his first song. This came out a week before his first mixtape

[@ps5gaymer]

Lemme freak was my first lil dicky experience

[@logiccc7381]

You've been M.I.A 😪

[@Joshuavila_jpg]

Julie Larah it’s a “stolen” beat.

[@niceguywillis9711]

"Had to move my neck to see it end to end" I lost it there. Very rarely can someone make music that is both appealing to listen too and funny at the same time. Good job xD here have my like.

[@Wolefie]

You might want to check out pink guy :D Even though it's more meant to be funny in an offensive way rather than funny in an innocent way like this... Please remember that everything he says is a joke :)

[@thevandalsss934]

+Wolf Van Thuijl you kinda seem like a little bitch

[@bindiegames336]

+The vandalsss So do you bro. We aint complaining about it though.

[@Wolefie]

+The vandalsss Woah what..? What'd I do?

[@dsdias23]

+NiceGuyWillis thats true, the only one i listen and love like i love lil songs is "Wax"

[@trice2nicemusic]

Anybody here in 2024 ?

[@CarXChannelProductions]

Yep

[@Bizkutz_tv]

Damn right SSSSSSON! I use Amazon music and this doesn't seem to exist there for some reason, so I gotta come back now and then

[@Furta_frank]

Me

[@datwell2747]

Listen to it like 2-3 times a week when I go through his music

[@thomasbannan1393]

No

[@gatorbelt1772]

To watch Dicky grow from half a million subscribers to over 7 million really is a blessing

[@MC-Minority]

2:19 "OMG Becky, look at that c**k" XD

[@skyhigh7460]

shanebemyfather No

[@q_qwhy1889]

shawn 9k head?

[@apexbrz2575]

do yall think that was a joke from the motto with a little twist?

[@skyhigh7460]

shawn 9k I never did get it.

[@tiffanysamuels279]

Bryce Moore No its a baby got back joke. That's where it originally started from.

[@TbroBleet]

Who the hell dates in 2nd grade, grows up and still calls that person their ex?

[@louisyou]

She's obviously lying

[@vinceian672]

So what do you call him/her then?

[@camboallen]

California Bread Crumbs for the sake of the song especially it makes perfect sense come on

[@damien0819]

And how tf they know eachothers looks

[@lyvsix]

@@vinceian672 I don't know ehat you would call that in english but for me it is like a childish fling you know, if you were very young and didn't even fuck it doesn't count as a proper ex imo.

[@VeganMarx]

I have listened to this so many times over the years and just now realized this beat is an Al Green sample. Legend.

[@JohnClasky1]

Who’s listening to this in 2024?

[@nicholasbecker3125]

One of my favorite songs ever and it’s not on Spotify 😢

[@cierrafinney8035]

Same!!! I’m so sad it’s not on Spotify.

[@ismellbacon1432]

Never knew this guy until yesterday listening to New Heights podcast

[@JohnClasky1]

@@ismellbacon1432 lil dicky is the truth

[@YeahReallyCool]

"she's my sweetie 3.14"... just realized thats sweetie pie, dicky is real af

[@Batman-xf3bq]

Oh yeah

[@mt2oo8]

+Jake Dunn That's nothing new btw. That cutie 3.14 thing has been around for a long time

[@reggiebloo]

+mt2oo8 word, used many times

[@StreetfighterU]

haha

[@dylon2565]

qt3.14

[@danielrickard215]

To all those here after hearing Freaky Friday, welcome! We’ve been expecting you for many years. Sincerely, the O.G Lil Dicky fans.

[@bz.27k15]

Daniel Rickard woahh you're like so cool dude you knew dicky before he was famous? You must get all the bitches

[@shtboxgarage]

He was still famous before Freaky Friday

[@pcakesmtl89]

@@bz.27k15 jezz who hurt you kid?? Seems like he was just saying welcome but obviously you take it offensive like ur boys smashing ur girl 😂

[@iankelley3099]

same

[@CarlosSchultzMusic]

😈😤💯

[@wade6474]

2024 anyone??

[@sergiodelrioreyes8026]

Lil Dicky is what happens if Adam Sandler was raised by a black family

[@guybrush182]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2qxZ5KKn56oaLc Dude's good too

[@dergutemann68]

Except Lil Dicky is funny. Sandler hasnt been funny since 1999

[@snacku5706]

@@dergutemann68 I think he's funny. I think he's funny :-(

[@itzcam999]

Hell yea 😂

[@dergutemann68]

@@snacku5706 sorry Snacku :-(

[@martinreynolds4973]

she my sweetie 3.14 genius

[@garrettvillarreal4031]

Yesss! I just noticed that...so clever

[@TheDemontr1]

Garrett Villarreal what does it mean?

[@jaymedina5579]

TheDemontr1 pie

[@orsycruz5448]

Sweety pie

[@imogenhull8373]

That's been my snapchat name since 2012

[@DigitalDevil]

He used a Pi joke in a rap song. I love him.

[@alijahwebb9150]

It's fucking amazing, right

[@DigitalDevil]

Yes!

[@brocklazarus8656]

Wait at what time in the video leave the number

[@guava727]

+Peter Griffin 3.14

[@osswalddo9743]

0:52 "shes my sweetie 3.14" meaning sweetie pie

[@O.J._is_Guilty]

“I had to move my neck to see it end to end” has become one of my favorite lyrics in a song. You can’t not think it’s funny if you have a dirty mind

[@JustBification]

This fucking song continues to entertain me! Years after years. Yes, I'm old.

[@1koalaman]

I'm Glad Lil Dicky is finally getting the exposure he needed! :D

[@KiritoPlayzTheReal]

that hardies commercial he is in

[@1koalaman]

Oh Truuu Almost forgot about that

[@TheRealCshakuore]

right!?

[@chatgptnewslive2023]

I just discovered him! AND I THINK I'M STARTING TO LOVE HIM. I'm on a Lil Dicky trip.

[@iamsupremecustoms202]

Love people like u

[@danieldvs100]

"She my sweetie 3.14, " did y'all catch that

[@marcusxcii7593]

Yeah

[@xHyloidx]

So fucking inventive damn xD

[@saveddave]

what does 3.14 stand for?

[@quilluntouchableentity2034]

+Davide Bocchia Math formula for pie. He's basically saying she's his sweetie pie

[@Lanixal]

+doctorfrasiercrane that shits a 4chan meme lol

[@joshuatracey4247]

He needs to put these tracks out on Spotify. Flames as well

[@skdsixtimes4392]

first song to ever make me laugh out loud..hes most underrated rapper out there

[@bornaturaleaderobn]

"It's like a punching bag" OMG DYING! Gotta give L'il Dicky Major Propers!!!

[@l_ngpham]

but he's not underrated though

[@josephjacobi3651]

Edsonmine idk bro yeah he's getting a lot of attention now but 4 years doing everything he can and only 1 million subs, and barely getting a commercial? That's under rated... and out of everyone Trojan gave him a commercial not because he's a good rapper but because they know he's funny and they're playing off of his name lil dicky so he's still not being taken seriously

[@jacksonwilson9806]

+Joseph Jacobi not blowing up over night does not mean some dudes underrated.

[@stffgyxyrcgy8791]

SkD six Times lol is this really rap😂😂😂or the song version of 'sausage party'

[@brainrich1358]

I thought there was going to be a twist of the dude being gay and try to hit up Lil Dicky

[@montaehenderson3000]

Same

[@cosmeticofthewhale9382]

Did you not see the wink

[@thatb1h855]

Cosmetic of The whale when was the wink?

[@cosmeticofthewhale9382]

2:56

[@khoeraine28]

@@cosmeticofthewhale9382 lmao that scared me.

[@user-bn9es1vo6e]

8 years later, if you're watching this, you're a legend.

[@theunderpantsgnome]

how bout 10

[@sandrogonzalez0751]

10 years later and this is still a classic! Props to King LD!

[@yamikanikalonge2346]

she fuck's with the war 😂😂😂😂

[@dukee179]

SKETCH THE GAMER DUDE YES!!!

[@ModernWorld.]

SKETCH THE GAMER lol

[@Mrucznation]

😂

[@abrahamgamer8331]

HA

[@wunderapple8009]

Lmao

[@thetoothedcrayon4204]

This song sounds like a parody but it's deep at the same time🤔😂

[@lordd.1579]

ToothedCrayon Deep might be a stretch

[@TudorCostina]

ToothedCrayon this is like Dicky's thing maan. is kinda funny but also pretty deep. you diggin' ?

[@kharismith3118]

UnderPuppy88 Real recognize real, right?

[@mutantginger2641]

"When I came I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh"... damn, that really hits me deep.

[@kiLLLLLLLLL]

What I'm saying lmfaoo

[@nolanoyen9649]

Almost 10 years and LD is the same. I love it. Don’t ever change

[@matthewbruh1326]

It's like LD is a comedian and a rapper at the same time, it is amazing

[@afewsheep7883]

He is, not a professional one, but all of his friends used to say he was funny so he takes jokes and makes them into songs.

[@bethanymason5255]

👏👏👏

[@alwayselement12]

Nah he definitely is doing this professional now. And all of his serious songs are really good too. "Oh well" and "Russell westbrook on a farm" are really good.

[@randomness22]

he wanted to be a comedian

[@KysBrando]

a few Sheep The hell you mean he ain't serious? He has multiple platinum records.

[@SCOTTpilgrimist12]

'Now what the fuck is that' - Perfect delivery

[@Ignore14]

***** it's like a punching bag!

[@coltonholt3929]

+Jo M Perfect verse delivery from lil dicky lol

[@Notmaria96]

“I had to move my neck to see it in the end” 🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@pickledcucumber3826]

I just really wish all his old songs were on Spotify

[@kcinimod]

I'm so glad this had a happy ending. Started feeling bad for my boy 😂

[@lucasmonasterio3039]

Sanity well not for her left eye

[@akumabazooka9169]

@@lucasmonasterio3039 thigh dude not eye

[@lucasmonasterio3039]

The Real Dark R oh

[@kxng_yt769]

Sanity yoooooo same bro 😂😭😭😭✊🏽

[@littlejezzey2515]

Well mabey not on a happy note kus mabey he aint thinken about the dudes 6 pack cock any more but I guarantee u and would be willing to bet any amount of 💸 Katie can't stop thinken about whats between his thies since he done told her what he's packen lolllllllllllll

[@stanleyoranika9292]

I just found my new favorite rapper

[@mryeetshadow2740]

Super Ranixxx just now 😑😦

[@funnyguy870]

Super Ranixxx who me

[@funnyguy870]

Phantom ‘ nah actually if you look at the comment it was a year ago

[@Siigrit]

nooooo T_T

[@natevance9507]

L.D desereves more than what he got he cracks me up frfr keep doing what u doing king 👑

[@AthenaWaugh]

Haven't heard this song in YEARS, but it's been stuck in my head for the past week and I don't know why 😂😂😂

[@xTechHockey]

This is fucking gold.

[@laurieberry162]

I love this video. Katy is so pretty. But little Dicky doesn’t look too interested. Johnny turns me off when he smokes like a dragon man.

[@Vertigo0108]

Within 15 minutes of listening to lil dicky he became my favorite rapper

[@OldKingCl4ncy]

untouchable 107 yes

[@alexmacdonald1589]

SAME

[@dagoon7206]

You know it

[@kawwaii-blackguy7720]

Same this was the first song I heard

[@freicheska]

literally same

[@lokkol4702]

It's current year and this shit still hits hard! This is a masterpiece.

[@TheRaysfan22]

True in 23

[@user-ke8gz7ej8v]

Dump and cheated on greg Roderick again we don't belong to together greg Roderick

[@user-qm9wc1kl3d]

Who's watching 2024? 😂

[@AH-mb3lt]

This is my weekend song

[@jasmintanabe]

Me! 😂

[@furyhawk8793]

If this literally doesn't tell my fucking story of this months then I don't know what does...

[@premovstheworld3994]

FuryHawk Haveing troubles with kirby wanna talk about it?

[@furyhawk8793]

Mr Workerhard lmao good one

[@lindsaygrove6153]

Wow I feel for you because that other guy is fucking hot as hell. Speaking of which, you don't happen to know his number do you?

[@KSIKeiserGaming]

You stared at another mans penis in the restroom?

[@KSIKeiserGaming]

Haha dude this guy was just begging to get REKT.

[@MrUndersolo]

This is the first Lil’ 🍆 song I heard...and I’m still hooked...

[@itsabbyyyt8191]

K August Listem to Lemme Freak, Freaky Friday and Earth... THEY ARE THE BEST

[@laughingkars889]

@@itsabbyyyt8191 You forgetting SAVE DAT MONEY -it's so funny!

[@hello9349]

Lil eggplant

[@jrmar1in47]

K August same

[@MoshDelgado]

Nice. My first Lil Dicky song was White Dude. Still love it to this day.

[@tomsensale2104]

this is the vid that got me started on LD ! Glad of all his success

[@TheGuitarpro3]

The shit I find at 3 am.

[@finley2048]

IraqUpBeaches lol

[@PrettyMinds20]

Lol, it’s 3am now.

[@HamstarTG]

Same

[@rockedwow7217]

Wtf same BRO

[@notxaro]

IraqUpBeaches sammeeee

[@randallscott4581]

How much you want to bet she was lying to calm him down?

[@nickl7734]

Yea cuz that guy looked the same as he dud in second grade O_o

[@milkymoo8252]

Nick L u no it hun

[@drwinzlow5944]

That would probably be the best thing to tell him honestly.

[@TheNIKOLASRBIN]

Randall Scott maybe, but that's a good thing, just means she cares

[@TheNIKOLASRBIN]

NOLBERTO RIVAS how is she a thot? Cuz she had sex before dating dicky?

[@Necridslimster]

Your work never fails to make me laugh, love it because it's different.

[@r3alsosaglogirl]

he’s really thoughtful when it comes to mvs fr this and the chris brown shi proves it ‼️😈💥

[@451zombiekiller]

Anyone in 2020? This song still fire🔥

[@novaspoon1332]

Fuck yea

[@allyssalawrence1302]

His show is lit too

[@albertoelizondo4034]

factual

[@ikeameatballs8428]

Of course watched this 100 Times. Have to turn my head to se end to end

[@jackchambers6574]

This is more lit than australian forest fires

[@DuvensonTV]

Lil Dicky is so underrated but this guy is one of the greatest out right now.

[@all_clips_dxn]

It's 2023 and still listening to this hit!

[@MrXshot]

Greatest ever. Comedy and good music combined, this is perfection.

[@Stepdads77]

now I know where his name came from

[@pascal4912]

I'm so happy you're finally getting the recognition you deserve. Been a fan for a good while now. Love you, Lil D! 😊

[@Rickyfyied]

Brit tany no pun intended.

[@TazMan05]

One of the best

[@Overider5050]

currently 2022 and this is still 🔥

[@DontReadDis]

Who would've thought this guy would've been on the XXL freshman cover 3 years later... Dope to see that he took rapping more seriously, career wise.

[@blue89893]

fawk you mean? he's basically the same lmao

[@DontReadDis]

+Yo_Its_Emilio Not even. career wise. His topics are still comedic but when he was making these songs, he wasn't thinking of being a real rapper. Now he's making a living of it. He's making songs with other rappers and he made it on the cover of a hip hop magazine.

[@NatureAndMusic1277]

Lil Dicky is funny at the same time breathing fire with ever line! DAMMMN! You have all my admiration and respect!👏

[@NatureAndMusic1277]

@Trevor Klock IKR! this guy is the real deal!😁

[@cosmeticofthewhale9382]

I guess none of you guys have heard of CupcakKe

[@andrewventura82]

Uhmm I don't mean to be "that guy" but it's every*

[@cosmeticofthewhale9382]

Clearly you do want to be “that guy” you dunce

[@andrewventura82]

@@cosmeticofthewhale9382 Okay

[@6.7life34]

I remember when this song came out. Lil Dickys dad taught at my community college. Another professor played this music video in class and was telling us. Idk how that dude didn't get in trouble hahah. Can't believe that was so long ago.

[@cashreacts487]

Damn is dat true

[@GTFOIMAO]

One of the best songs created. LD is a top quality musician. Cant say that for many cough* "artists" nowadays. He just mops the floor with them. Heard ld for the first time and instantly realised that this is something!. Also LD stands for larry david. Thats a plus.

[@iCrimy]

My first Lil Dicky song, shiiit I was shocked to see someone with "Lil Dicky" with more than 50+ million views, I was like hold on, I remember than name

[@ib4est123]

What

[@iCrimy]

Prestige_PvP I watched this music video like 3 years ago (i think it was uploaded on a different YT channel with bad video quality), so I was like yeah this is a funny song but it's probably just an old washed up rapper who didn't make it, so I didn't know it was a new upcoming artist in the making.

[@direncloe1416]

My was professional rapper

[@ChristinaColgan]

yeah i saw this on reddit 3 years ago lol

[@buedavis92]

Lil Dicky quit being so perfect I swear man he's good

[@kingexplosionmurder9436]

just finished crying to Molly, this is a drastic shift

[@benwatson3427]

The way the last line loops back to the first line

[@ausafrikbabe]

Lil Dicky sampling Al Green makes me love him even more😂 . This never gets old !!!

[@kavigosai8552]

"she ma sweetie 3.14" best line evar

[@XamFranca]

I don't get it

[@TheYonks]

xamstonesour 3.14 = Pi , as in sweetie pie

[@Chegs0]

Early day Dicky is some hella good stuff

[@HighlyAnxious]

First time I heard lil dicky. Life's never been the same

[@infinitebliss1000]

His Worldstar freestyle sent me here.. an after hearing this song. I'm sold. Songs hilarious lls

[@mentaltattoos]

The one with sway?

[@foreigneez]

Looool. His facial expression at 3:05 Truly a crushed and defeated man.

[@treego5953]

how did he say how attractive he is without sounding gay

[@joshuapowell6911]

Nah it still sounded gay, it's just a fire rap so we choose to still listen

[@treego5953]

@@user-pd1kc7dc6o kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXXSaGOkr9mFhKc&start_radio=1

[@bobraekevelt7953]

What do you mean it isn’t gay? I came here for how gay it sounded XD.

[@Ike_of_pyke]

easy he's bi

[@JKlomp-rp5ev]

@@user-pd1kc7dc6o so was Dolly Parton singing for her husband but still everyone telling here she was gay for Jolene

[@dutchnukem]

A true masterpiece of music if I may say so myself

[@lovelygirl7771]

This shit will never stop being gold

[@richardayala2709]

I remember hearing this in high school. You’ve come so far Dave. Your rap and your career.

[@perrinjohnson5481]

Keep coming back to this song at least once a week

[@stupedcraig]

Discovered this like 10years ago.. Life has been a rollercoaster but this song brings me back to a simpler time. Thanks Dicky!

[@lolright4678]

Cant believe it's been 8 years Dave I remember looking at the views go from 800k views to 41 million happy to see your life dave proud

[@theuniqueelite5418]

Who still comes back here in 2020? This shit is still 🔥

[@laddinton]

I do

[@laddinton]

I came back watching this in 2020

[@bubbagonzales3468]

FACTS!! I remember watching this in middle school bro

[@fazlie3991]

me

[@dontgotomyaboutpage9631]

Fuck yea sexy to

[@ane-mariedieng2064]

Who refers to someone they dated in 2nd grade as their ex-boyfriend. People I know in middle school don't even do that.

[@KOBESOWNER]

Ane-Marie Dieng she's lying, cause she knows how big it was.

[@SgtMayopants]

4:00 "I dated this dude in the second grade, so i don't know about his dick"

[@pedromateus117]

Ane-Marie Dieng That makes it funnier. No fucking logic master

[@jakedelizioso1434]

Ane-Marie Dieng it's 3rd grade you head ass..

[@alexjohnson9701]

Jacob Frank it is 2nd grade

[@statelineLife]

Came here because of Dave season #1.... But real talk if I saw this 7 years ago I would have said yep he is going to do big things! This is🔥

[@silverkyo1051]

This is the very first Lil Dicky song that got me into Lil Dicky. I always knew he was gonna blow up one day and become like this famous white rapper and seven years later, it turn out I was right all along.

[@chemsxeddine]

Thank You 9GAG =D

[@andrejjovanovic4431]

not gay but that dude really hot

[@InuzukaxClan]

Ok

[@cientz5419]

Are u serbian?

[@soappacket2342]

it's the best looking guy I've seen in my whole life

[@deeptochatterjee532]

Andrej Jovanovic I don't think you have to be gay to think that, you can just say the second part. Also people thinking you're gay from a YT comment wouldn't be the worst thing

[@Merthalophor]

bi, then

[@IamWoodstaman]

This was the first ever Dicky song I heard and there was a big gap between this and Freaky Friday and all his others. Every time I see him with another hit I can’t help but think of this song.

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

This was hilarious. Got a new subscriber. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@543resident4]

My guild leader on guild wars 2 said his ex sent him this and said it reminded her of him. He told us to go check it out and now I'm here.

[@davidbettinger9665]

Trueeeee lol

[@blueiceani6833]

Betaman156 guild wars 2 is the only mmo i could play and actually enjoy

[@harrislam]

so your friend is a hot guy, am I getting it right? or your friend is like Dicky and got jealous one time they met the girl's ex on the street? What you said work both ways

[@SiniRawrz]

+Betaman156 Guild Wars 2 is legit.

[@krankkid7394]

0:35 dicky confirmed better than lebron

[@rkoiohffunnel6693]

Kind of 💀🤣😂

[@kyle-sk0rpi0nkeremlima95]

he's actually nice at ball

[@Mr.Fun-Gi]

He's still alive so he's better than kobe too

[@krankkid7394]

Wow didnt realize this comment blew up

[@carlwheezer6197]

PandaPlayz that’s so messed up 🤣