"crafted a long text, took about an hour..." That is the realist shit ever. I swear, eight years later ya finally hit send...
@outtathisworld08124 жыл бұрын
Assuming you dont forget you're typing and set your phone down for another 8 years and not even hit send
@sethspinda4 жыл бұрын
And when you do send it, she's probably only gonna say "k"
@cac2sss4 жыл бұрын
and when you finish typing you gotta read that shit like 3 times to see if you didnt mess up something
@ThatSalviKidАй бұрын
brooo real shit😂😂😂
@clintonmushi20494 жыл бұрын
don't worry you're not the only one listening to this masterpiece in 2021
@koleehlers95074 жыл бұрын
Very happy to know that lmao
@autumnwolfe89894 жыл бұрын
That’s good to know
@juniorchavez-fuentes70064 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@alexbrown96294 жыл бұрын
Thanks man, I thought I was alone
@xan81124 жыл бұрын
Yup
@kevinsundelin86398 ай бұрын
This is unirononically great to listen to while high
@charlesmaclellan81242 ай бұрын
Man I come back go this every few months and it always kills me. My fuck I'm baked right now
@RedPanda21228 күн бұрын
Especially when you're uncomfortably high. It takes away the sense of isolation.
@fourthflames3214 жыл бұрын
cop: are you high? Dicky: am I what? Cop: high Dicky: hello
@AH-fl4lx4 жыл бұрын
I was like, wait that would work then I was like wait...that wouldn't work
@sammyscurse45184 жыл бұрын
He prefers Dave
@AH-fl4lx4 жыл бұрын
@@sammyscurse4518 what?
@denijsbeerjos28144 жыл бұрын
@@AH-fl4lx Dave's not here man.
@fardgamer92944 жыл бұрын
Loooool
@Dovochka5 жыл бұрын
This song is the most honest song about weed.
@DBZ0wnz5 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how bad weed is for you from watching this trash. It's the downfall of the west.
@user-lq1dk6gr3p5 жыл бұрын
@@DBZ0wnz illegal or not weve been smoking it! Lol!
@user-lq1dk6gr3p5 жыл бұрын
@@DBZ0wnz ancient civilizations got high.
@dxrajib34425 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@finnainsley90885 жыл бұрын
DBZ0wnz weed isn’t bad that for you there are lots of benefits
@c0ntra6055 жыл бұрын
Bro he took being a relatable rapper to another level This the single most accurate description of weed in rap yet
@atlaskham77644 жыл бұрын
Yed
@snappy1644 жыл бұрын
are you fucking dumbbbbbbbbb
@pixelkatzeus4 жыл бұрын
And I am high while listening to it. I feel douple high...... Bruh is that even a timg?
@unlimited3654 жыл бұрын
listen white boys, if you cant handle weed, change your thoughts, the lessons it teaches you in how you can relate to the world.. quit being such cowards and face your growth.
@phxgen4 жыл бұрын
@@unlimited365 agreed. If you're always tripping out on herb it probably means you got some psychological shit you need to work on; like maybe you're making decisions in your sober life that you find questionable/unethical/amoral/etc but you do keep doing it anyway. Herb can show you all that you don't like about yourself & that's a good thing, definitely worth the price of shit like accidentally putting the TV remote in the fridge or whatever. Also, as a half-white & thus half-offended cannabis industry entrepreneur that's been breeding and growing herb commercially for over two decades and could most likely smoke five of anyone in this thread & their entire extended families under the table, fuck off with that irrelevant and unnecessary race shit! fucking up your statements that I otherwise entirely agree with... (Jk, idgaf)
@michaelc.36474 жыл бұрын
"I came during a position change. Ain't nothing worse than that" I felt that
@OrangeRhino4 жыл бұрын
I don't think there's anything in the world that could come close to worse than that
@ThePurestMayhem4 жыл бұрын
Really is the worst thing that can happen. All that build up for no reason
@SCP-Dr_Bright4 жыл бұрын
Ain't nothing worse than that
@lordeluciferdiablo17764 жыл бұрын
@Westsidesnooker 2020 🤭
@lordeluciferdiablo17764 жыл бұрын
@@OrangeRhino too many words bro 🎼💨🤫💨🤭💨😏💨😎
@amyferguson88564 ай бұрын
I am a 61 year old women and I am enjoying this in 2024. Lil Dicky is for the masses.
@Tarkus715 күн бұрын
2025, 68 yr old man, recommended by How To Stop A Weed Panic Attack video by Tyler Ellis. Just bought a RAW weed roller. Fingers too dry to roll thin paper.
@angelohowardii89072 жыл бұрын
This song will always find its way into the hearts of stoners
@Scorpion19951002 жыл бұрын
because every stoner can relate hahah
@bhgrinder55642 жыл бұрын
amen lmao
@diddlyharbo95272 жыл бұрын
damn bro "hearts of stoners" was my favorite witcher 3 DLC
@angelohowardii89072 жыл бұрын
@@diddlyharbo9527 toss a coin to your weedman
@rappermi2 жыл бұрын
Audibly better then look at me.. Not better then the BWS original..
@owl_ovo25995 жыл бұрын
7 years later and this shit is still relatable
@danickmorin78675 жыл бұрын
true af
@dburrow13665 жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@musclecarsdaily30205 жыл бұрын
Owl_OvO 6 years
@Renaissance4645 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Kenagracefull5 жыл бұрын
I relate to this damn song so much. I feel like a goon every time I get too high
@cameront26165 жыл бұрын
You ain’t sly KZbin algorithm... happy 420 right back at you Susan
@rebecca57475 жыл бұрын
watching us
@mxxi76975 жыл бұрын
damn.. u got 420 likes
@devdark2445 жыл бұрын
lmao
@tictacbigmac8135 жыл бұрын
wicked
@smokedcheese64315 жыл бұрын
I am your 666th like, its perfect now.
@FlorianUlrich-u2w5 ай бұрын
still on fire even in 2024. Still being pushed in a continuous loop. Many greetings from Germany
@brittblack18154 жыл бұрын
"Go get my computer but I'm staring at the damn screen" I felt that in my stoner soul lmfao 😂
@geekymetalhead51123 жыл бұрын
Yep same here bro
@soter253 жыл бұрын
me and my stoner fam calls this a "main menu high" 😂
@jackcircumcised39693 жыл бұрын
Name a better 18 year old rapper than we with under 5 subs
@cody59603 жыл бұрын
Literally staring at comments but not reading them
@bloodredbeast76913 жыл бұрын
Turned on my computer and thought I was watching yt and talking to people after doing wax dabs. stared at a black screen for like an hour and a half and texted people lmfao
@jonathenanderson76273 жыл бұрын
A good rapper makes something you think came out yesterday then realized it's almost 10 years old
@ConnerSully6 жыл бұрын
To Answer Your Questions about this track: 1.Dalton Smith, Lil Dickey and xxxtentacion both sampled the same beat (Mala - Changes). 2. Lil Dicky did not diss Mac Miller at 2:26 - he was using one of his friends as a "disgusting person" to add to the comedic vibe of the song. (Guys always joke about their friends being ugly lol) 4... 3.You are high
@samimetwalli56056 жыл бұрын
This actually answered all of my questions lol
@jamonfeltner44176 жыл бұрын
Rip Mac
@l3eoOontoto6 жыл бұрын
Yung $carecrow damn me 2 😭😂
@mariuslabaune36106 жыл бұрын
how did you know
@pierceyourmind18056 жыл бұрын
Wait where are you? I'm smoking alone haha
@JasonCamacho-rg8of5 күн бұрын
Anyone still banging this fire 🔥 in 2025???
@tgiff42264 жыл бұрын
"Path to the bathroom is complex" I felt that
@haleymudd2794 жыл бұрын
Bruh SAME
@deppressedkidd45314 жыл бұрын
T Giff I CANT WITH YALL HAHAHHA
@skystanlake1734 жыл бұрын
Indo fs
@MARTINSINU20034 жыл бұрын
@Alyosha sooo fucking true 😂😂😂
@workman884 жыл бұрын
@Alyosha When you're cross-faded drinking beer while faded as hell thinking the same thing. Hot damn shit gets complex as fuck.
@AlberiStein-dn1ll Жыл бұрын
The bathroom scene hits so hard, one time I legit thought I was dying and I just sat their accepting my fate, saying "well, this is it, folks, this is where they'll discover my dead body, half naked on the bathroom floor." One of my fondest memories
@joefoltzer8736 Жыл бұрын
Same here high as shit an tripping on shrooms,I really convinced myself it was over 😭
@Crazycapo88 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to tell my kids about shit that I did, and I’ve been there before, fucking Mollys haha
@AlberiStein-dn1ll Жыл бұрын
@antoniocapilupi1225 dude, same. I do a lot of the crazy shit now because my dad used to tell me great stories of his youth, the women he was with, the things he did. Yayo always brings out the best parties lol
@Crazycapo88 Жыл бұрын
@@AlberiStein-dn1ll my dad tried to keep me away from all that, I guess that’s why I experimented with some things, it never got to heroin or crack but I had some fun in my day!
@AlberiStein-dn1ll Жыл бұрын
@antoniocapilupi1225 that's crazy how our dads were basically polar opposites and we both still did wild shit lol No fuck Crack and shit, that's just crackhead shit lol. Blow is okay, so long as you are not getting it by a shit dealer who cuts it.
@mrdevestate94965 жыл бұрын
Yo ppl still coming back to it means all of us smoke weed. And are connected
@Letskickitup5 жыл бұрын
True
@nickihere87535 жыл бұрын
Straight up, weed connects very different types of people over nothing but love for a plant... ;) some powerful shit
@natedog3805 жыл бұрын
Auzzie you fucker
@mikl123545 жыл бұрын
@@nickihere8753 yet it causes problems, and causes others to harm becaue of this plant
@Adaephonable4 ай бұрын
@@nickihere8753 Straight up, food connects very different people over nothing but love of surviving. Some powerful shit.
@taylorstorm29533 ай бұрын
Revisiting this after a decade is what I needed
@juliantorres44645 жыл бұрын
Whether you wanna admit it or not, we can all relate to these lyrics.
@joshcaldon93215 жыл бұрын
Julian Torres yesss😂😂
@TheScrubmuffin695 жыл бұрын
"Gotta shit but the path to the bathroom is complex" Holy fuck if that's not my life
@divatavares66965 жыл бұрын
so true, to every word! xD
@freesmelly11695 жыл бұрын
this is basically any time i get high lol
@kirkpritchard5 жыл бұрын
I used to smoke all the time. Like from morning to night, every day. Now every time I smoke I get anxiety. I can't do it anymore haha.
@jay99564 жыл бұрын
7 years later & this is still my fav thing lil dicky ever made
@satoril9284 жыл бұрын
Its the first time I've heard this and all I can think is - wonder if any djs mixed this into set, because it would thump so hard if it was dropped at the right moment.
@L3athaface4 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is Alejandro?
@MrJaguar7704 жыл бұрын
I love this song. Wiz Khalifa and Lil Dicky on my playlists when I'm high
@jamesquintjr3 жыл бұрын
No doubt.. Check the freestyle youtubes tho.
@Aryan-qv8hz3 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@shaunrichards8555 жыл бұрын
I can totally relate. Anyone ever smoked so much weed you pass out and yet wake up the next day just as high.
@JosephMothern695 жыл бұрын
Sam Louis no
@edelblaze15195 жыл бұрын
Bruh fuck yes, that's me rn, smoked over 10 hrs ago fee asleep woke up, still high af
@mcclassic5555 жыл бұрын
I feel u
@xMiseryPlays5 жыл бұрын
Smoked dab for the first time when i was like 18 and even though id been a regular smoker since 13 that shit had me feeling like i was tripping balls on acid till i passed out.. Woke up at 7am and got to work and i swear not even an hour into work my manager stoped me and asked me if i was tripping and i was so tired i was just like nah im just stoned from dab i smoked last night snd she laughed and and just goes ah i been there. I died
@versuliu14245 жыл бұрын
@@JosephMothern69 you didn't smoke enough then lmao
@The_Bell_Bottom8 жыл бұрын
This song is one of the best representations about getting high and doing nothing. You go through a bunch of random funny, weird shit.
@gagewright11768 жыл бұрын
it really is lol no other weed song portrays it like he does hahah
@The_Bell_Bottom8 жыл бұрын
+Gage Wright me and my friends love this song when were high
@gagewright11768 жыл бұрын
+Brandon Bellairs haha its perfect man
@RReign28 жыл бұрын
bruh the part about thinking about weird shit when beating your meat so true bruh
@The_Bell_Bottom8 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! You know what's up
@MrXtravagantx8 жыл бұрын
laughed my ass off at the switching positions part lmfao
@ladyx15418 жыл бұрын
IKR That shit was hilarious and true
@MrXtravagantx8 жыл бұрын
"ain't nothin worse than that" xD
@RealestRealist148 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows you find a part you like then rewind it and watch it over when you get close, repeating multiple times if needed.
@stevv36148 жыл бұрын
+MrXtravagantx so right
@lynngrubb28578 жыл бұрын
omg ikr!
@calebthomas93263 жыл бұрын
the fact that i was a kid smoking weed back in like 2015 and was listening to this, and now am an adult with kids and am still listening to this while they nap and i build their new bed, makes me so much freaking happier than you could even imagine
@iam03j323 жыл бұрын
W dad
@sonias97222 жыл бұрын
Is 2015 really that far ago? That's messed up
@mcgiver13272 жыл бұрын
What’s your definition of kid? Because you’d be a teen dad basically otherwise lol
@chrisgeyer40022 жыл бұрын
Damn life flew
@HASSANALI-qi1gt2 жыл бұрын
So you still smoke?
@Davikings4 ай бұрын
4:05 "This sucks I’m high as fuuuuck” Best part 😂
@iiTzBluNTMaN3 жыл бұрын
Glad he brought the nuggets back up from the beginning I was lowkey worried about them.
@pulkiteswar44963 жыл бұрын
Priorities
@blurvvynolastname96343 жыл бұрын
he didn’t even preheat the oven lol
@mechanoid2k3 жыл бұрын
@@blurvvynolastname9634 I don't either sometimes. Nuggets take what? like 20 minutes at 400 degrees? If I don't preheat the oven it gives me an extra 10 minutes to get high.
@blurvvynolastname96343 жыл бұрын
@@mechanoid2k LMAO
@seanmcneil3493 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one
@lesisboymangod58372 жыл бұрын
I wholeheartedly relate to every single lyric on this track. Lil Dicky is a genius.
@shrimpblackngold2 жыл бұрын
Fr tho🙏🚩🔥
@romancandle4162 жыл бұрын
But who the fuck is Alejandro?
@japoopypants7 Жыл бұрын
Even the part about the Suns dick?
@michaelbeatty44754 жыл бұрын
"Took a scary shower" gets me every time
@TheNic3st420ersКүн бұрын
Found this again in 2025 it actually saved my life too relatable right now
@newon20146 жыл бұрын
The most accurate rap song about weed, its really accurate
@Your_Evil_Femboy6 жыл бұрын
Newon17 that’s real
@travisday32426 жыл бұрын
Newon17 tru3
@rudelrecords5426 жыл бұрын
Newon17 wtf if im that high i juts feel awful nothung else XD
@lawleight6266 жыл бұрын
If you haven't experienced any of this you haven't smoked enough
@Azurian1236 жыл бұрын
This is a bad trip. Not everyone feels like they're gonna die. Not to mention that it's intentionally exaggerated for comedic purposes
@bricenrhyne27883 жыл бұрын
You know you're too high when breathing becomes manual.
@mabelyourmama90293 жыл бұрын
Omg I have tears I'm laughing so hard!
@youssefel88633 жыл бұрын
Fucking LEGEEEEND
@mrhappily31493 жыл бұрын
Damn that happened to me, I was like if I don’t make myself breathe I don’t see it happening by itself so I gotta force myself to do it I guess, I had to stop everything I was doing and just sit until I got sober lol
@zulikram62923 жыл бұрын
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
@krispykremekush58823 жыл бұрын
@@mrhappily3149 been there 😂
@immanuel71264 жыл бұрын
Young, wild and free: how you imagine it Too high: how it actually is
@b.l74914 жыл бұрын
Young wild and free : veterans Too high : new smokers
@immanuel71264 жыл бұрын
@@b.l7491 hehe
@DrChipotleP.H.D24 күн бұрын
Love the comment section here. Nothing but positivity and people high as a kite.
@ok-wy4tr4 жыл бұрын
i swear everything feels like mission when you're high asf!
@RasikKhoju4 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude exactly My mission was to escape from my friend's house at 1 am after being high making sure his parents didn't notice It felt like escaping from prison mission
@theSteez42004 жыл бұрын
Tryna grab food out the kitchen without my mom noticing is a mission
@mr.torgue79564 жыл бұрын
SatanSteele i do 100% feel u😂
@theSteez42004 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real
@sahilali88884 жыл бұрын
Whenever i play pubg its like i am on a mission and i am the leader of the team🤣🙏
@lizzygilmore72475 жыл бұрын
"I'm like uncomfortably high." I feel that.
@mjaysounds6 жыл бұрын
Legend has it the nuggets from the first verse are still burning in the oven to this day... 😂
@CarlosGarcia-wf3hs6 жыл бұрын
MJAY (;
@timjread31356 жыл бұрын
SAVE THE NUGGETS
@KyricZ306 жыл бұрын
You know what's funny........I don't think he even turned the oven on. I mean my high ass would definitely forget 😂😂
@CrimsonDeadly6 жыл бұрын
brilliant lol
@krozlee34436 жыл бұрын
Man this reoccurring joke is just not funny
@spectrademonica3 ай бұрын
If someone held a gun to my head and told me to recite an entire song from memory without any mistakes it’d be this one
@sofi24763 ай бұрын
Right!! This and Earth!!!🤣👍
@cashoutsa6i8325 жыл бұрын
R.I.P to all the joints and blunts died at listening to this song...
@landondent13435 жыл бұрын
Dylan Elder no
@macironiminer93385 жыл бұрын
Dylan Elder you’re a disappointment.
@dylanelder63905 жыл бұрын
@@macironiminer9338 righto you big hero 😂
@Joshisboss125 жыл бұрын
Dylan Big dumb
@Teirless5 жыл бұрын
@@dylanelder6390 One of those is filled with pesticides, and can get ya nic sick.
@rxsky61255 жыл бұрын
Legend has it the chicken nuggets are still in that oven
@TheMonteCarlo4 жыл бұрын
I want to like ur comment but it’s at 420
@rontigon53384 жыл бұрын
@@TheMonteCarlo saame😂
@MrPigeoncat4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he never turned on the oven
@darrellaustin57783 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness....
@dangichana55595 ай бұрын
@@TheMonteCarlogo back and like it..were way past that now😂
@kindlechristman1015 жыл бұрын
When he said he came while they were changing positions...I felt that so hard
@Bl00obs5 жыл бұрын
That's the worse shit. You try to rewind before you finish cumming and half the time it dont work
@haileyrodenbeck546028 күн бұрын
Dave is the only famous person I want to meet 😭😭😭
@imtired62914 жыл бұрын
Legend has it the chicken nuggets are still cooking to this day.
@ConagherHam4 жыл бұрын
Lucid Dreams this is fucking great
@xtreme12114 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've seen this comment before but still hahaha
@vanessajohnson66604 жыл бұрын
😉🤣🤣
@OmniaViridis4 жыл бұрын
I never saw them getting taken out so? You do the math
@darrellhouston59514 жыл бұрын
Lmfao hell yea fam
@alexlong62595 жыл бұрын
Ive been so high i was looking for my lighter in the dark with my lighter
@austinfields93715 жыл бұрын
once i left my phone in the freezer
@MichaelJP5 жыл бұрын
I spent about 20 minutes one time looking for my lighter when it was in my hand the whole time.....your weed must've been a bit stronger.
@ssbsnb12005 жыл бұрын
I once lost something and I wasn't high
@codycolter28575 жыл бұрын
Once I thought I lost all of my weed, but 30 mins of looking for it I realized I smoked it all
@janschouwman22295 жыл бұрын
@@ssbsnb1200 that is plain stupid.Why do you bring it up.
@natehawk36293 жыл бұрын
Picking out snacks when you're high at the gas station is like the hardest thing ever, lol.
@brzi2513 жыл бұрын
Me and my homies went at the gas station to get coffee on the vending machine high as fuck. For the machine to make 1 coffee it took like 20 25 secs and while we waiting one of the homies says: the vending machine is installing gta v bro, thats why its taking so long and we burst out laughing and everyone was looking at us like wtf
@natehawk36293 жыл бұрын
@@brzi251 that's pretty good. 😅
@Peeps13683 жыл бұрын
@@brzi251 thanks for sharing😂
@Rebirthof4203 жыл бұрын
@@brzi251 That shit made my day this song slapping
@brzi2513 жыл бұрын
@@Rebirthof420 i got so many funny high stories with my homies bruv, like everytime we smoke some funny shit happens
@McMelonBoi Жыл бұрын
This song last forever when you high 🫠😶🌫️
@itzjusticebruh87632 жыл бұрын
You know you’re high when you say a joke to yourself and you start clapping to yourself cause it was too good.
@perplexasaurusrex62172 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, I don't need to be high to do that.
@jaredgenesis61852 жыл бұрын
shit i do that whien i'm sober dude. fml
@jumpinjoint2 жыл бұрын
well you deserve a reward for having a good highdea
@Eli-rb9qs2 жыл бұрын
What if your not high and you laugh at your own jokes
@perplexasaurusrex62172 жыл бұрын
@@Eli-rb9qs you're your biggest fan, nothing wrong with that
@adam79759 күн бұрын
This is so me when im high 😭😂, but i keep doing it 🤣, i must enjoy this insanity 🥹😂❤️
@andrewg9444 жыл бұрын
UPDATE on the nuggets - Oven never even got turned on to begin with...
@royythaboi71634 жыл бұрын
😂🤦♂️
@iraevans20134 жыл бұрын
Facts
@iWonchan4 жыл бұрын
i just did this yesterday lol
@breanapressey55334 жыл бұрын
Or you forgot to take em out cus u forgot to set the timer 😂
@Wiccanman124 жыл бұрын
Or you turned on the oven and left the nuggets on the counter
@spiritworker9032 жыл бұрын
Loving this 20 years after quitting weed. You won't EVER forget that feeling of too much :)
@rickyd37872 жыл бұрын
Same here... the video and lyrics are so spot on I'm feeling high and paranoid and weird at the same time... that's enough KZbin for today
@benitomussolini74362 жыл бұрын
I know you miss the euphoric relaxation from marijuana 💚💚💚💚💚💚🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃
@nickclark182 жыл бұрын
@y Steady yepp. They WISH they could take this better quality weed they have out now
@blahundviking Жыл бұрын
I used to have insane tolerance but after quitting can't get back into it the same everytime is to high now lol
@jonsnow40056 күн бұрын
First of 2025? Lesssss go. Now I'm huffin and puffin I'm choking on the bong
@shanethornton45522 жыл бұрын
I put this on everytime I smoke too much amd start panicking. Works a treat when you realize how funny it is that youre even tweaking to begin with
@oliviaboatwright38262 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing
@z.eta.2 жыл бұрын
bro ong
@vorki8202 жыл бұрын
This is why I'm here lmao
@cBodhi2 жыл бұрын
haha, i have an entire playlist i made of videos that make me laugh so much that it snaps me out a weed panic lol and this video is definitely on it!
@keke5557882 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i did, thank god this song exists
@Camo9nine95 жыл бұрын
The crossing the street line is the most real shit ever, it’s scary asf
@psychologicalsigma99175 жыл бұрын
U mean the little blinking dude? Is that what y'all 'color inside the lines' type are standing n looking at while I frogger it way ahead of ur eta? Smh
@melov45 жыл бұрын
Bro I had to cross a whole highway when I was high I swear it was mad sketchy
@Camo9nine95 жыл бұрын
STIXX I’d be too sketched to do that
@psychologicalsigma99175 жыл бұрын
@@Camo9nine9 is this ur first time attempting this particular verbage? It's a bit sketched out man.
@Camo9nine95 жыл бұрын
Garety Wooddick what
@saramerrell52385 жыл бұрын
“Took a scary shower” I’ve been there😂
@stevenwarden14205 жыл бұрын
Ha
@C92-k5q5 жыл бұрын
Scared to close your eyes incase a scary entity creeps up on ya 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shroomslayer42065 жыл бұрын
Oh yea acid will do it😂😂
@patbutcherinacup48495 жыл бұрын
Scary gas chamber
@user-mad19l5 жыл бұрын
Damn right
@sergioregalado271010 ай бұрын
Wow I was until now that I just found out about lil d !! I'm smoking some good good and this comes on ...I was blown away ! Thank you weed gods for this song!
@ohitseli30952 жыл бұрын
I remember as a kid not knowing how truly accurate this vid is now I’m old enough to experience this at least once a month
@ShittyWankDemon Жыл бұрын
lol other way around here.. I only experienced this when I first started smoking as a kid
@577-u2e5 жыл бұрын
“ Gotta shit but the path to the bathroom is complex” - this is too real
@firstname44765 жыл бұрын
577 once I smoked so much , I was so reflexed I couldn’t get up. So I peed in my friends flower pot .
@cameronmays54225 жыл бұрын
One time I was at my house confused why the escalator wasnt moving when I realised it was actually stairs
@julians76135 жыл бұрын
Damn bro i can relate to this rn
@maddieseivertson53833 жыл бұрын
"i'm about to call my mom up and tell her whats up" my favorite line
@shaunaturner24093 жыл бұрын
😂
@5ilentDisco3 жыл бұрын
indeed ! lmao xD
@REFoUoG3 жыл бұрын
I seriously called my Nana one time I was so lit! Was looking for some comfort I was wigging out! 🤣🤣🤣
@gracefitzgerald22273 жыл бұрын
I don’t even smoke but my “friend” spiked my muffins. Totally bugged out and my poor mom had to talk me down for over an hour. I’m 48
@nesamdoom3 жыл бұрын
@@REFoUoG I've called my mum a couple times and told her I was way fucked, and she was super cool and got me back to chill so I could get back to a decent place and pass out.
@OdysseusAD8 ай бұрын
Been so high I’ve been waiting on stop signs to turn green
@jaydenvallin94702 жыл бұрын
this song actually calms me down when i'm like gone from this world knowing im not the only one
@LampreyKisses Жыл бұрын
fire hazard.
@crono33394 жыл бұрын
Dude finally a rap about smoking weed that isn't an annoying skinny dude with neck tats lookin too cool smoking a blunt. This is way more accurate haha
@imnotwadewilsonsee36564 жыл бұрын
Crono 333 Afro man colt 45
@crono33394 жыл бұрын
of course but man that was 20 years ago haha.
@imnotwadewilsonsee36564 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t sure from your comment. Lol. Just saying. Both are great
@now-zw6in4 жыл бұрын
SAD
@dopeman4204 жыл бұрын
Mgk hatin ass bitch stfu before I whoop that ass...
@tatianaflucker941710 жыл бұрын
Dear Lil Dicky, Thank you for teaching me there is such a thing as being Too High. I reached my limit last night and a similar experience to this. Anyway, just thought I'd share that with you. I had to remember this song existed to come back to planet earth.
@venomtang10 жыл бұрын
***** say word, you read this stuff? is it possible to upload the instrumental to Soundcloud? for getting lit and freestyling with the homies, would be great if you could! I shared White dude on fb and ppl think its hilarious
@Paul-Squared7810 жыл бұрын
***** Yo Lil Dicky an instrumental of this would be the bomb
@mercurius010 жыл бұрын
venomchris He only replies to hot chicks.
@venomtang10 жыл бұрын
mercurius0 I just said read this stuff, he doesn't need to reply
@viogitz10 жыл бұрын
***** man the positions change are the best mostly :)))))but im against porn especially when high it seems verrrrry weirddd buhhh... cheers from Israel :)
@zombl337og4 ай бұрын
i miss the ole days just burning with friends all day, skipping school, playing some halo/halo 2 on XBOX.
@OscarToro-s6bАй бұрын
You mean you still don't do that on off days???
@franbengalАй бұрын
Sounds boring asf
@zombl337ogАй бұрын
@@franbengal how? hanging with ur good friends, playing Halo which was peak gaming in 2000s
@zombl337ogАй бұрын
@@OscarToro-s6b i still game, but not as much as i used to. but i never stopped, and have been playing more the last couple weeks
@OscarToro-s6bАй бұрын
@@zombl337og I feel it.. gaming is a lifestyle after all
@JacobWolfman5 жыл бұрын
I was also concerned about those chicken nuggets since the first verse.
@kinzieclausen13505 жыл бұрын
Jacob Wolfman holy shit same
@golemizer10185 жыл бұрын
LOL RIP all because he forgot about them and burned the whole house down.
@jameslarimer92115 жыл бұрын
It's all I could think about throughout the video.
@234jamaica5 жыл бұрын
Haha same i burned so much food while being high af
@TheChiIIer5 жыл бұрын
I'm 5
@lilyeezie25115 жыл бұрын
Coincidentally watched this on 4/20/19
@knowtheunknown41835 жыл бұрын
Lil Yeezie and IM HIGH RNNNNNNNN 12:30
@LucratorArts5 жыл бұрын
Ye boi
@yah-yahreed58765 жыл бұрын
Yep
@davidking62425 жыл бұрын
Started the song on 4:20pm lol
@Voidy5 жыл бұрын
same
@alZiiHardstylez5 жыл бұрын
Getting angry at Doritos because of the loud crunch.
@pazecs5 жыл бұрын
alZiiHardstylez holy fuck relatable
@gdog04144 жыл бұрын
Nobody like this comment
@noah_hill10834 жыл бұрын
Bruh same
@loremgamez78444 жыл бұрын
alZiiHardstylez I do that sober
@_my.beautiful.world_5 ай бұрын
sick flow, sick vibe, sick bars, Sick parts, sick hook, sick beat, sick voice, Sick dude, sick hype 2024 and the track is still listened to every day. Many greetings from Halle (Saale), Saxony-Anhalt, Germany.
@jaydig32884 жыл бұрын
You never smoked weed if you can’t relate to this song
@zombifyerilc2164 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment bruh for real
@notfazedog3204 жыл бұрын
did you
@zombifyerilc2164 жыл бұрын
I smoke ngl
@Lockeddownmentalup5564 жыл бұрын
fax
@SuicidalKamikaze4 жыл бұрын
even the stoniest of stoners has freaked out at least one time in their history. take it from a stoner / med patient who smokes and dabs 24/7
@kristinramsey79265 жыл бұрын
Who else is so high that they get this song A little too much 😳
@chalie_sheel155 жыл бұрын
You wouldn’t get it if u were high ☁️
@vencicekov28645 жыл бұрын
i get it
@chalie_sheel155 жыл бұрын
Venci cekov r u high
@vencicekov28645 жыл бұрын
@@chalie_sheel15 I don't even know anymore.
@chalie_sheel155 жыл бұрын
Venci cekov 😂
@chrizmerk7565 жыл бұрын
One time i was so high. I asked if my homey could turn the music down. He laughed and said it's been off for like an hour.
@isaacjones7485 жыл бұрын
we once watched a whole episode of friends laughing our asses off before someone realised the sound wasn't on
@kmack53825 жыл бұрын
You so high you spelled homie wrong😭😭
@canofbeans70775 жыл бұрын
I got high last night with my friend and he was showing me his air fryer. He put some food in it and turned it on and I said "was that a waffle or ramen noodles?" and he said "jonah... that was a chicken patty"
@devinjoseph38955 жыл бұрын
One time I was so high I was convinced we were in Greece. We were in Canada.
@r3mixfreak9465 жыл бұрын
One time we were about 7 people at my home and we listened to the same song for two hours. Nobody realised it was the same fucking song playing all the time, lul
@charmycat72534 ай бұрын
Accidentally clicked this, and figured I'd give it a go. Best accidental click ever!
@Piper25910 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the path to the bathroom is just too damn complex. Been there dude.
@Piper25910 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@TWOSIXFIVE10 жыл бұрын
i get what i call "the concrete suit" i cant move for hours hahaha
@ultras333310 жыл бұрын
Mateusz M Its literally a lyric from the song youre commenting on
@Piper2599 жыл бұрын
Sativa's the shit.
@Piper2599 жыл бұрын
Tis the best way!
@intothemystic52234 жыл бұрын
My friend ate an edible once and was convinced he was having a heart attack and going to die. He called me to say goodbye and even wrote a goodbye letter lol
@G-MEISTER64 жыл бұрын
Lmao. I ate one with my cousin and he ended up calling an ambulance on himself because he thought he was dying and wanted it to end already. Luckily I had enough sense to hang up and tell them everything was good.
@intothemystic52234 жыл бұрын
@@G-MEISTER6 lol that reminds me of the cop who called 911 because he thought he and his wife were dead after eating brownies.
@chadmichaels65904 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how stupid that is
@FreeTupan4 жыл бұрын
Me 71% of the time I have an edible
@intothemystic52234 жыл бұрын
@@FreeTupan you gotta be careful with them lol
@thecapone455 жыл бұрын
“The path to the bathroom is complex”. I felt that. You all know y’all felt that too. I was cross faded one time and I couldn’t go to the kitchen in front of me cause the route seemed too complex. It was literally right in front of me.
@jadensmith54085 жыл бұрын
Same here
@knowtheunknown41835 жыл бұрын
Nope I know its complex high ass shit shitin and find out your out of toilet paper not knowing there’s a roll behind u
@MelStaub5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever been soo fucked that you literally get out of you car at a servo walk in pay for the fuel get back to your car then proceed to feel for your keys to unlock the door but freak out because you can't find them only to then realize after walking back into the servo to ask if anyone's seen them, that the car is in fact unlocked with the keys in the ignition? Happened to me once and I still haven't gone back to that specific servo since.
@Beasy6145 жыл бұрын
I deel like that would be acid for me not weed. But ive smoked so long now that it doesnt get me fucked up like i used to where id be seeing shit and all that. I miss them days lol
@sam-kt7jx5 жыл бұрын
My friend got hella high and he buttered a piece of bread for about 30 minutes and he wouldn’t stop 😂😂.
@googleitdepartment1371Ай бұрын
Who’s watching this in 2035 ?!🙏🏻 still a banger
@awesomehawaiian16 жыл бұрын
2006: Mala - Changes 2012: The Game - Holy Water 2013: Lil Dicky - Too High 2015: XXXTentacion - Look at me!
@gamingwithtaydo69556 жыл бұрын
@Døpy Ψogi I DID TOO I SWEAR
@niklas97976 жыл бұрын
@Døpy Ψogi sameee hahaha
@HURDAJAY6 жыл бұрын
Døpy Ψogi same lmfaoo
@808spunjah6 жыл бұрын
ikr XD
@elangpratama31286 жыл бұрын
@Døpy Ψogi me too
@knitwe4 жыл бұрын
one time i was hotboxing with a friend and we both fell asleep right away. once we woke up we were still hella blasted and my friend said he wants a snack so i went into my kitchen to get something. we had a lot of stuff like chocolate and chips and whatsoever. but my high ass thought it was a good idea to give him a fucking raw potato. i even took the time to PEEL it before. he took a bite and was like "that potato hella nasty man"
@benjib39094 жыл бұрын
Lol your brain was on raw potato status
@Ben24soccer4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing this lol
@knitwe4 жыл бұрын
@@benjib3909 absolutely
@Naman_bhawakar4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha had a good laugh reading this one
@ashleigh72574 жыл бұрын
Omg this is the funniest comment
@AceJoker722 жыл бұрын
You know you're high that this is the song that helps you not freak out
@xomike29302 жыл бұрын
U funny as shi I watch dis video every time I’m high
@healfirst8752 жыл бұрын
fuckin facts, i just scream the part "IM FADED AND I HATE IT"
@hugoperez95682 жыл бұрын
@@healfirst875 n. N Nunn j .
@IndigoSwings2 жыл бұрын
I refuse to get high if I can’t pull this video up if I freak out
@ridewithlee Жыл бұрын
@@IndigoSwings really keeps you in touch with the reality that your not going to die 😂😂😂
@kabomalasa1929 Жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece. Try listening to it high... Amazing.👌
@noahredman17954 жыл бұрын
"crafted a long text, took about an hour" Me in highschool high af explaining to my mom where I'm at
@bryanoconnor4355 жыл бұрын
You know you’re too fried when you’re tryin to put the bottle cap on the water bottle and it keeps falling off every time, only to realize you’re screwing it on backwards.
@scopzzbeast1265 жыл бұрын
Bryan O'Connor fr bro that’s happened to me so many times
@garrettrollins14165 жыл бұрын
i do that normally
@olixikonjade14095 жыл бұрын
@Bryan O'Connor Or while taking a chaser with a shot & trying to put the wrong cap on for 10 seconds plus, then looking down & going "Fuuuuuuck"
@codyminecrack2484 жыл бұрын
I do that drunk... Only to realize I threw the cap and i'm screwing on nothing
@snappy1644 жыл бұрын
@@olixikonjade1409 sorry mate but what fucking alien language are you speaking here
@jasonmilly33203 жыл бұрын
A rare rap I can actually relate to. I come back to this frequently.
@kradush611 Жыл бұрын
This is the best version of a song, every rapper released too. Nice one Dave!
@JL-zg5bk4 жыл бұрын
Y'all ever been so high that time lagged?
@God-um2ex4 жыл бұрын
Lagged? I just got off my 1st time high found out a decade went by.... Fuck it ima go back in😅😂
@lovehand95314 жыл бұрын
Everytime i did shroomz!
@Paleo6594 жыл бұрын
I got so high once that I thought I had passed out for like four hours when in reality I was just laying down, not even asleep, for like 20 minutes 🤣🤣🤣
@MH60CE4 жыл бұрын
@@Paleo659 For sure! It was like waking up in the morning at 11pm! Then only to find out I had been asleep for 10 minutes. I smoked more.
@chrismorris53214 жыл бұрын
man I've been so high I heard my mah come home before she actually came home like I used to go to school twice cause I'd dream about school but ok fuck it I used to see the future but like it ruins shit cause I'll go see a new movie like avengers end game like months before it comes out it got aggravating tbh but I also smoked mad weed in high school like 5 blunts a day 2 in the mornin and 3 after school I mean I was out smoking my father and my uncle and I'd lay down really numb and high listening to pink floyds hole in the wall on max volume so I did have a lot of let's say perfect times to be dabbling in soothsaying but at least now I don't get omen dreams about how people are gonna die and lemme tell you It's not fun experiencing a living persons death 1.it hurts 2.It's scary as shit
@sammywoose4 жыл бұрын
The only unrealistic part of this video is that he's trying to decide between a single twix or a single pack of m&ms
@michakozikowski78014 жыл бұрын
i always take both
@chunxzybear38454 жыл бұрын
Both bro
@barnacleboi25954 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt take both. Id take it all
@gabrielmccaleb24324 жыл бұрын
I imagine this is possiable for rookies or dipshits
@tylertigno54434 жыл бұрын
It’s funny to see his dilemma and when he I started arguing about it for even a millisecond I realized it is a complex decision if that’s all the money you have for one snack
@h_aye18665 жыл бұрын
To do list : Get high while listening to this song
@thename20015 жыл бұрын
He to dunk eh
@anonymouscandle12235 жыл бұрын
First time I heard this song I was getting high with my barista.
@thatguywiththeface17415 жыл бұрын
Done 😀
@connerlacefield85755 жыл бұрын
Dome
@KittenKat13135 жыл бұрын
Hani Ha that’s me right now and it’s way too real and funny.
@shanegreen62955 ай бұрын
I forgot you made this song! About to be like a whole new listen
@bennettnewman56714 жыл бұрын
I was so high once that I genuinely forgot how to swallow. I was eating a taco my friend made, took a bite and was like “alright how tf am I gonna get this down my throat” I didn’t even consider swallowing.. I forgot it was even a thing.
@neilbrowne20264 жыл бұрын
I may, or may not have gotten so high that I forgot how to pee!! Just couldn't figure it out for the life me, urinating was just something I could no longer do! All the way bad!
@adrianfto97444 жыл бұрын
I done thought I was the only one 😭
@gavinclark5254 жыл бұрын
I forgot how to breathe once
@rupielarpilahaman32894 жыл бұрын
Did it ever happened to you that youre so high and you started vomitting?
@chelsea71324 жыл бұрын
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lonjasgordas41864 жыл бұрын
Y’all ever been so high y’all start to think they laced it 🤣
@1337RZN4 жыл бұрын
Yup, to many times😂🙌🏽
@unknownuser61244 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@tonguepetals4 жыл бұрын
Convinced there was cocaine in my weed. Jesus Christ, I don’t want to be high anymore.
@lonjasgordas41864 жыл бұрын
Lolita Dolorosa I remember praying to the lord to get the high off me 🤣🤣
@jasp96614 жыл бұрын
Yep, edible
@alienredwolf5 жыл бұрын
Oof that Mac joke. RIP legend, Dicky would have mad props for Mac in all seriousness.
@adampeach57715 жыл бұрын
Go listen to The Basement. You'd know he fucks with mac
@garvinc7267Ай бұрын
Almost 2025 still here 🫨
@subtobentrodsfl1116Ай бұрын
Forever a fan
@pzychokotton9137Ай бұрын
Still here on Christmas 2024
@brzi2513 жыл бұрын
I was rolling my 3rd joint in my car and when i finished i put it on my ear. I was looking for it till i gave up and rolled another one and tried to put it again on my ear and thats when i found my other joint lmao
@hungyurn83093 жыл бұрын
I‘m too high I don‘t understand.
@kennysilver35613 жыл бұрын
did the same shit with Ramen in the microwave made about 4 bowls before I realized I was TOO HIGH
@alfredoallen71153 жыл бұрын
Yooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@theofrustus31703 жыл бұрын
What ??
@theofrustus31703 жыл бұрын
Who
@FluffersTheFirst10 жыл бұрын
Honestly this dude's a genius
@destineyweigel76458 жыл бұрын
Literally this song explains everything so perfectly
@patriciasells26666 жыл бұрын
this funny as fuck
@solarpowered74526 жыл бұрын
Sup
@marekkrumlovsky29438 ай бұрын
this is hands down the most realistic weed song I have ever listened to xD
@oriThegoat4103 жыл бұрын
“I’m like uncomfortably high”😂😂😂
@ArtistBuildingMuscle3 жыл бұрын
This happened to me one time at the airport with undependable Delta 8 edibles that weren’t made right first two I barely felt so on my 3rd one it was overly concentrated and all 3 hit me at once. I had to get up and walk around for an hour and a half until it was time to board because sitting still made me feel way too high and nervous about the people around me, etc.
@destinyhicks52423 жыл бұрын
He ain’t wrong 🤷♀️ there was a time I got so high I would hear myself talking before I felt my lips move. Tripped me the fuck out
@frank-hw6fy3 жыл бұрын
@@destinyhicks5242 weed paranoia is something else 😂😂🤦🏽♂️
@uttermostvids6313 жыл бұрын
@@destinyhicks5242 That's nothing when the shadows start to freak you out you know your fried
@mikemayor37595 жыл бұрын
most real shit ive ever heard. this all basically happens when u get too high on sht
@isaac.c__76595 жыл бұрын
Mike Mayor exactly
@macironiminer93385 жыл бұрын
Mikael expect when you get Greened out
@gabemillikan5245 жыл бұрын
Or when u smoking and you not supposed to be and your paranoid asf
@killshotshottie74315 жыл бұрын
"No such thing as too high" we all know how this man gon' die
@jacksparrow-kj2qq5 жыл бұрын
@Mikael try some mescaline, then preach your bs
@vladvalo5 жыл бұрын
Every stoner has had a scary shower. LMAO
@checkmanetv71925 жыл бұрын
Not really scary just uncomfortable
@Roman-sp6wc5 жыл бұрын
Facts😂
@funkworthrollin49595 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@cheyenneearly34605 жыл бұрын
I love showering high. Never had a bad one 😆. Kinda drops the buzz though
@kevindowney65125 жыл бұрын
Cheyenne Early then you either haven’t been smoking long or you’ve never gotten uncomfortably high which is horrible lol