Elden Ring but everything I do costs me progressively more runes

[@LilAggy]

HEY YOU GO PLAY WAR THUNDER: wtplay.link/lilaggy #ad

[@Katastrofix331]

And what if I don't?

[@dragonbrother7831]

Targetted harassment

[@DirtL]

I already do, 11.7 in germany ground. Game is painful but if you like military you will enjoy it until you hit 2k hours and realize how stupid teams can be and how bad damage models are.

[@theblobewab6844]

Nah

[@jstar3382]

No, I respect myself

[@konradbachnio5812]

So you have free healthcare (flasks), no rent (resting at graces) and free transport (fast travel)? That's totally unrealistic.

[@jahrfuhlnehm]

So this is actually the Scandinavian run of Elden Ring.

[@yehoshuas.6917]

To be fair, taking damage doesn't cost money IRL. It would make more sense if taking damage was free, but healing had a cost, since that would be healthcare.

[@mitchryan257]

@@jahrfuhlnehmconsidering everyone pays for those things via heavy taxation, they aren’t free.

[@RedSkyYT64]

@@mitchryan257 no shit, but you're getting taxed whether you get the no-cost-to-you healthcare and the other things or not

[@Freekymoho]

​@@mitchryan257its cheaper on an individual basis than not. The taxation also isnt heavy across the board, so for the people in the lowest income brackets who barely pay taxes, these essential amenities are effectively free

[@alexv1154]

Should've had where each painting you collected reduced the amount of runes you had to spend, as a Tax writeoff

[@jesselane7491]

Additional tax writeoff for giving Thops 10 runes

[@imair1153]

Or scrolls and prayer books to Turtle Pope as a religious donation

[@TheXLAXLimpLungs]

@@imair1153 same with Coryn, but also should have needed to spend 10% to learn from them

[@GeremyG]

Can’t have shit in the Lands Between. They taxed my adventure.

[@cranapple3367]

Ron Paul: and one day, we'll return together - to our bunker, filled with bars of gold.

[@JoeLikesBlue]

The taxation joke seemed like the most obvious and logical one to go for, that would’ve been a great video title and intro skit.

[@grantplunkett8410]

Aggy taking the same mindset into the Rykard fight that I do at the gas station. “Just don’t even look at the cost, it’s necessary”

[@davey2740]

"... just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay." Idk about that one

[@Arrakiz666]

Yeah, there's a point at which that's true, and then if you get rich enough it just stops.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

something tells me he doesn't understand marginal tax rates and like, real life tbh lol

[@Fool408]

​@@satyasyasatyasya5746He's a business owner, I think he understands taxes

[@MoonroseSoda]

@@Arrakiz666 just like in the video!

[@antitheticalelysium413]

Least senile liberal

[@XYZ-ve7jh]

"I have to go to Blaidd twice unless I murder Kale." Capitalism

[@porkfacethegreat426]

And if it was communism they would charge everyone for each step he took 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fili0938]

​@@porkfacethegreat426Under true communism they wouldn't charge anyone because money doesn't exist. Any country with a government or money is not communist

[@sewerentropy5217]

@@porkfacethegreat426 except instead of 1 rune for everyone, it would 0.0000000001 runes for each person. and everyone could take all the steps they want to :)

[@jplichta]

In real life you'd be evading taxes the moment you started getting lots of runes and asking the government to subsidize the rune wage theft you commit against your spirit ashes

[@Adurice]

So real

[@nbomberguy44]

Communist cope

[@jplichta]

@@nbomberguy44 silence bootlicker

[@jplichta]

@@nbomberguy44 cry harder

[@ethanjohnson228]

@@nbomberguy44 how is it cope if it's true?

[@xanthousizalith5641]

I love that he starts as the Thief class, 10/10

[@Skywolve1998]

I'm multitasking and during the Godrick fight I glanced at the screen and read the name over his health bar as "Godrick the Garfield" for a moment.

[@justseffstuff3308]

Same thing happened to me at 23:03 , "the Cathedral of Dragon Communism"

[@michaeljordanfromspacejam4315]

Haha that would be silly. That is the cat.

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

Bro can beat the entire game with randomized bosses without being hit once but he can’t tell when he’s walking off a cliff. Truly a master of his craft

[@The_shoebill_stork]

🗿

[@berk6413]

Ah yes, the “inflation” run. This was a fun one. Rando no-hit vid when?

[@MinerDiner]

Look up "Elden Ring inflation" on your work computer to find out more!

[@emmademontford3184]

rando no hit is finished

[@mirrarian]

@@emmademontford3184 Obviously, and he's asking when it's gonna be edited and uploaded in the main channel

[@Russo_Von_Carnificia]

Ah yes, i remember this, look up Elden Ring Inflation

[@justseffstuff3308]

@@Russo_Von_CarnificiaI like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*

[@Mamal0]

Dont let EA personnel watch this video

[@ZachSimplyZach]

Not like they are strangers to this idea

[@bluecloud4652]

Wasn't it a guy from EA that suggested it costing money every time someone fired a bullet in a videogame?

[@atan8986]

@@bluecloud4652 yes and that guy got fired from EA because of his absurd idea (even by EA standard lol) from what I remember.

[@adisca2k]

@@atan8986 I mean, world of tanks has premium ammo that costs to fire for anyone unwilling to grind for it. It certainly wasn't the idea that EA was against, it was its presentation.

[@atan8986]

@@adisca2k I don't play World of Tanks so I can't say much but wasn't it a free-to-play game, if so monetization from pay-to-win stuffs can't really be compared with $60-70 games where even normal bullets (from my understanding) cost real money. Also WoT can still be played in F2P way making premium ammos optional. But yeah, you are probably right about presentation since I don't understand about that part.

[@twiningsirishbreakfasttea3826]

elden ring, but there’s a hole in the bottom of your cartoonishly large sack of money and every movement leaves a breadcrumb trail of little coins behind you

[@MatNightmare]

seems like this challenge has... taken its toll

[@themanthemyth4522]

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[@ishikawa_sachi]

I forgot how cursed this run was

[@bigshotfan]

Now when your enemies say "you'll pay for that" they mean it

[@namelessdragon330]

> Starts with a generous loan and the absolute best tools available > Kills and abuses everyone he can to save money > Exploits unpaid labor > Effortlessly blows past everything > Becomes so stupidly rich he doesn't have to care about anything anymore > Wins while underleveled because he was carried by the efforts of his empire Wow, Aggy really got into the spirit of playing as Mr. Overlord Bezos in this run! I wonder what that says about ol' Jeffy, that his behavior is reminiscent of someone playing a game where you can be as unethical as you want with no consequences...

[@omarfelix5287]

now talk about the amount of skill amd knowledge it took, as well as how much risk he took to make it happen.

[@thexenocide6013]

@@omarfelix5287 are you defending bezos as a joke or are you just that stupid

[@craigyeah1052]

I'm down to riff on the unethical rich as much as the next guy... but like only one of these applies.

[@ethanjohnson228]

​@@omarfelix5287Workers make things happen

[@TBelen91]

That moment where Blaidd and Darriwil killed each other was epic

[@abedabdesselem9491]

Elden Ring: EA Edition

[@vadimkirillov4810]

Tax should increase up until you're in the end game, where you can get constant tax breaks, government bailouts, and have a separate fund run by your relatives so as to not pay taxes at all

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

How rich do you think a person has to be to get tax breaks the way you are imagining them?

[@asinineintentions7773]

The cut at 17:46 is nuts, i replayed that so many times and it's so damn clean.

[@deathnotehell1]

Margit, the Wallet Omen probably: "Thou art of passing bank balance. Old runes must pass through thy veins, Tarnished."

[@StanleyG23]

Honestly, Twiggy Cracked Tear is overpowered for this run.

[@rodo1252]

He used it tho

[@circulationfuze3986]

"Local Beff Jezos went broke hitting naked woman, cosumed demigods for sunken cost."

[@theunderscore001]

Can we appreciate the editing on this video?? It's honestly so impressive

[@RedLegend1988]

8:58 More like, LilShaggy! LOL "He did the WeeeEEird COmbo, Scoob!"

[@GlazedBiscuitYT]

Elden Ring: Real Life Simulator

[@randommixedletters]

3 minutes in the the video/14 minutes in the the run and Aggy's already implementing Slavery, good to know all great minds go to the same 'solution' in a system like this XD.

[@dr.green_pants7464]

i LOVE this editing. the numbers around the runes is soo well done

[@damieneifer]

it's part of mod, it was like that on stream

[@cianharold6696]

Miyazaki forcing Aggy to wait this long for the DLC has made him a capitalist😢

[@Holynoelle]

17:36 bro tried to parry the wind

[@h8cix]

37:08 that falling animation was hilarious

[@Thradic]

"just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay." You got that one wrong chief!

[@justsomeguy6336]

You don’t understand economics.

[@jplichta]

@@justsomeguy6336you don't understand tax evasion

[@justsomeguy6336]

@@jplichta Do you have evidence for your claim?

[@jplichta]

@@justsomeguy6336 of course, what country do you want? Also universally, the rich pay less taxes in proportion to their income. Stop licking boots.

[@frozenmints3288]

@@justsomeguy6336 exhibit one: Jeff Bezoz

[@linhilde]

"The more I make the more I gotta pay." -- damn, I wish that were real

[@mr.bucket3710]

Commie

[@jacefairis1289]

​@@mr.bucket3710 hi there, Senator Joseph McCarthy... why is your PFP from fallout? did you miss the part where those games are making fun of you? lmao

[@KaelynSmith-bc9ww]

@@jacefairis1289LMFAOOO

[@linhilde]

@@mr.bucket3710 Proudly

[@stephenjenkins7971]

@@linhilde Fasc and M@rxists get the no neck treatment for a reason.

[@UltimateFuzionZ]

"I don't have to try that hard" While fighting Beast Clergyman/Maliketh. The boss that nearly made me burn my house down

[@XxDeividdoxX]

Normally I would skip the sponsor segments of videos. But since you were polite enough to let your viewers to know when it will be happening I guess I'll just have to show some kindness back and enjoy that ad-break.

[@AlexiaRoss]

Within one minute there's something wrong... I pay more in taxes than most billionaires.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

something wrong with real life, indeed :P

[@Michal-je1hx]

@@satyasyasatyasya5746 Yes, It's called capitalism

[@Ed95366]

​@@Michal-je1hx more like people need to be educated on avoiding taxes.

[@Michal-je1hx]

@@Ed95366 I mean this will solve at least some of the problems lol

[@MrMyzel]

​@@Michal-je1hxthat's got nothing to do with capitalism. if they would pay 1000 times more in taxes because they are rich, it can still be capitalism.

[@BeardsandBullets13]

This mod is nuts! Serious props to the people who can do this stuff.

[@capitaineroux4032]

When do we get a video on your incredible No Hit Random ?

[@AnotherSkeletor]

The "how will i ever recover financially from this" run

[@justsomeuhrandomkid]

If EA sports made elden ring:

[@Chrisbun1]

This run is genuinely the most emotion I've ever heard from this man and his dead soul

[@TommyBoyKLZ]

Pov: If EA Sports made elden rings

[@OGRealMadridFan16]

You know its going to be a good hour when Aggy uploads again

[@DIO-qo6ty]

They title should have been: “Elden Ring by Activision”

[@roach9397]

Didn’t Activision publish FromSoftware’s previous game?

[@dragskcinnay3184]

statistically only like, two people are going to care but 49:37 dear mister Crowell__, you wrote the macron on "ūnus", and for that, you have earned my respect

[@Ash-si5gi]

lol

[@ankha4192]

If EA Made Elden Ring

[@S.I.D743]

If EA Made Elden Ring:

[@lplp1854]

Other Name of the Video ist "If Eldenring Made from EA"

[@Jugeum]

Stop giving EA new ideas

[@diremiralis]

Moving? Fighting? Dodging? You want to do these things? They’re yours my friend, as long as you have enough runes

[@s3w1ous]

communism when?

[@armasxd]

Now comrade

[@Arrakiz666]

I feel like it would be pretty boring as a challenge run, because it would just be working well.

[@ToastandFrys]

⁠@@Arrakiz666OUR levels. Every time he levels up, every enemy also levels up

[@jstar3382]

Never

[@jplichta]

Hopefully soon

[@cindygrape]

Someone said nihil was covered by the warranty lmao

[@phantommyst1933]

Alternative title. If EA made Elden Ring

[@aldrichdevourerofgods7630]

Just when you thought the Lands Between couldnt get worse

[@MunkArmy]

the transition in the malenia fight from the first reposte to the second one made me so happy

[@thepanterswit]

If EA created Elden Ring...

[@ethakis]

The irony of this video having a war thunder ad is just a cherry on top

[@Cantsleep-ew5wi]

i would commit tax evasion in this run

[@diarmuidkelly2512]

Takes action economy to a whole new level.

[@arto7029]

This is what Elden ring would of been like if EA made it

[@froggie610]

Pretty interesting idea, here is some other ideas: Isn't upgrading with Sacred tears and Golden Seeds paying Premiums for Healthcare? Is a Physick tear just a Prescribed Medicine you have to pay? When you recall Torrent, does it cost a tapping fee for Transportation? When you use or make equipment, does it cost runes to make? If you transfer Crimson Tears to Blue Tears, does it cost a term fee per transfer? Whenever you gain a Great Rune, can it give you a major tax cut? If a Ash of War is activated, would you need to lease a contract for you to use it because it doesn't belong to you? Does the same thing happen to Summons and Spirit Ashes? Do you have to pay in penalty whenever they die? If an NPC gives you an item, do you need to loan it back to him over time? If you kill an important NPC, do you have to pay for insurance fee and a penalty? When you do invasions, does it need an entry fee to enter into it like a boss fight? If you run out of runes, would you need to pay for overdrafts if you need to pop a rune again? Whenever you use a Rune Arc, do you need to have a loan proportional to the percentage of runes you have? Whenever you die, would you need to pay back with goodwill to cover for his debts?

[@Count-THICCula]

E.A Execs *heavy breathing* WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@bird6708]

I love American health care

[@MK204]

55:48 that transition was so smooth it had be confused for a minute

[@Banished-knightX]

If EA made elden ring

[@dejwaacom1122]

What if EA made Elden Ring:

[@MinaEntwine]

14:46 you killed Patches and became the most literal Great Value Patches possible, given the run

[@pauloariente]

That sounds a lot less like capitalism and more like the government, imposing taxes on the most absurd things in your life. BUT YEAH, I LAUGHED A LOT WITH THIS ONE XD

[@glasnost0]

oh man just wait till you hear which economic system incentivizes all those absurd taxes

[@justsomeguy6336]

@@glasnost0oh man just wait until you hear that the same system you’re mocking actually gives people an objectively higher standard of living. And that that other one causes mass starvation.

[@glasnost0]

@@justsomeguy6336 "taxes are silly and complicated because of regulatory capture by crony capitalist tax preparers" is the gentlest and most self-evident criticism of capitalism in the universe dude if your immediate thought reading that is that I want to abolish private property and put orphans in bread lines that's kind of on you

[@justsomeguy6336]

@@glasnost0 crony Capitalism is when no taxes. Yeah go get educated

[@Arrakiz666]

Ah, yes, socialism is when government. The more government there is, the more socialism.

[@Thisizaraisu]

The Celebrant's weapons have never sounded so optimal

[@Antsaboy94]

7:55 _"I can't let him kill my worker."_ That wasn't a very Jeff Bezos thing to say.

[@Krapoutchniek]

And then, Jeff Bezos, Lord of Capitalism, Ruler of Amazon, sat on his Throne and never got up again, never to lose a single rune again.

[@LeeOswald-hy7vb]

If you go to dragon communion church, and go down the ledge there is a little roundabout you can do to make the dogs fight the soldiers (may not be dragon communion church but its a similar place)

[@noticeme694]

Elden Ring, but I'm living paycheck to paycheck.

[@MohDraws]

This needs to be an actual speedrun category lmao

[@2HalfSandwiches]

3:28 "That's a little thing called free labor, baby!" Aggy really IS turning into Jeff Bezos

[@lianmuller-tx9ng]

Finally aggy feeds us with another banger

[@JPB0127]

Elden Ring if it was made by EA

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

Continued use of Bloodhound's Fang draws my ire, however, it is very in-character for Jeff Bezos, so I shall let it slide. For now.

[@Honed-]

did you know, jeff dosnt actually pay taxes, he just gets a lone from the bank every time.

[@DamageMaximo]

31:58 Every Elden Ring first experience all the way through

[@blueshell292]

"The more I make, the more I gotta pay" bro lives in some kind of fantasy world where the rich pay their taxes lol

[@Staylecrate]

I never noticed how bad the Fire Giants dental plan was. Can't even afford his bi-annual cleanings.

[@zabel7697]

When you need that walking around money.

[@ChaosPancakes]

Honestly, Mohg’s 500k runes is crazy when you do him earlier. That’s why I do him as the 2nd shardbearer cause you can get everything you need to get to him and the blood tear.

[@lyrical_reverend7361]

Would've been cool to see him use the celebrants skull as his weapon since it gives runes on hit

[@apexkonchu2234]

Probably wouldn't be worth it. The number of runes you get is so small that it almost certainly wouldn't be enough to outweigh the fact that the Celebrant weapons have low damage output.

[@vibin576]

Gets bullied by tree dudes Proceeds to no hit Godfrey lmao

[@JustBackgroundNoise]

7:56 But I thought this was a Jeff Bezos roleplay run?

[@bluecloud4652]

I think this run has demonstrated how invaluable it is to run past enemies instead of just walking and letting them catch up to you

[@nafereuskortex9055]

Jeff Bezos being Bandit starting class is funny.

[@dmcx-tv2308]

Elden Ring but Supercell/Clash Royale Devs/Managers Created This Game. You should do Another Crabs Treasure but Without Shells challenge!

[@shiroamakusa8075]

Ah, the new DLC, Elden Ring -The Shadow of Ubisoft

[@HuMaNise34]

Malenia: I heard you have been talking shit. *turns the fight into a multi try fight*

[@yamenmohamed8629]

Pov: elden ring if it was made by ubisoft (Alternative title)

[@asszudemi3650]

I knew it...Elden ring is pay to win

[@tonychechulente7145]

man they really did Morgott dirty with that health pool. like they hyped him a lot with all those projections he casts in your way and then you kill him in a couple of minutes. Cmon Greater Will, you gived him grace, give him some HP

[@ZesTeaLicious]

KZbin chat when the run isn’t completely impossible 😡

[@samanthaw.8560]

"This is literally elden ring I don't have to try that hard" One DLC later:

[@TherapyDerg]

"I've brought capitalism to the land-" *Bang* enough said.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

"I will not let him kill my worker" he's already better than bezos