Limmy's Improv Stories: Teacher Has Nervous Breakdown

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[@callumscrimgeour6552]

I laughed, i cried, i fist pumped the air. Great story

[@Hallorenzo]

Why do I exaclty know what do you mean with fist pumping the air? Is this a common thing?

[@emilyysizzly]

I'm right there with ye. right there wit ye

[@cdrdd]

wow another fantastic tale of battling personal demons and moving on with your life, chilling ending.

[@lth1072]

Fair play to Craig. I'm with him. I hope Dobbies give him a raise. He seems like he's good at his job now.

[@adamandom]

I dont know why, but the ambient noise of cars passing by really makes this even more chilling

[@bonglord9843]

Well this has certainly been one of the more darker improv stories.

[@kylebrumpton2101]

Thought we were about to see Craig and Mr. Jenks as the same person for a second there.

[@IRVDawg]

Same goes luls

[@scarychewinggum]

Moved away from home recently & bingewatching limmy videos in an attempt to combat homesickness. It's working! Miss the accent.

[@petetheweet]

Had the pleasure of meeting Limmy at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

[@celtictillidie67]

Did u meet him or was he doin comedy at the show ?? Jus asking lol

[@adamcarr1387]

@@celtictillidie67 it was a Charity do for the family of Benny Harvey (R.I.P. Miss you big man)

[@celtictillidie67]

@@adamcarr1387 👍

[@ImArubis]

Remember a back in Hillpark we had a sub in techy who really posh and quiet and cause noone would listen to him and kept talking over him, he snapped and started slamming one of those wooden pencile holders on a table and screaming "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP". Back then it was funny as fuck but looking back its pretty butal we pushed him that bad.

[@richardharte2563]

Had the pleasure of meeting Sarah at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

[@johnconcerto8721]

“Good... Good.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@completelyinsane797]

God I love Scottish improv

[@samcarrick9930]

special. you’ve changed my entire life Limmy.

[@PaddyRoon7]

Given Craig's history, I did not expect any of those kids to live to the end.

[@mendelovitch]

When the Twitch gig dies out this is the direction Limmy will take, teaching at a secondary school.

[@brodftw]

My first year teaching was like this. I don't do it any more but glad I gave it a while after that, it did get better. Moving from middle school to primary helped lol

[@fionaflorissax]

Disnae gi'a fock Craig is a mood

[@antiochiaadtaurum3786]

I couldn't even go in and sit down in the staff room, for the 10+ years I taught in a school. Then I broke down, that's how fucked it (I) was.

[@mr.coolmug3181]

I had a Scots wood-work teacher. He used to get angry when people weren't careful, and he'd scream at them and show them the scars in his wrists where the chisel went in. He got the sack not long after that. He was shouting 'Look at it! Look at it!' pulling his sleeves up, showing his scars to this kid.

[@speedrob]

Yeah I had my wood work teacher scream at me for fucking around with the saw dust blowing it at a friend, he yelled that I could give him cancer :| Dunno what problems he was having that day.

[@tomdomagalski3679]

@@speedrob good!

[@Yo-ic2go]

​@@speedrob it can though

[@speedrob]

​@@Yo-ic2go damn I never.... if he'd just exaplained it to me. he was usually chill

[@jamesnincross]

As a teacher in training, I shouldn't have clicked on this

[@redwolfjo3_647]

these stories are so great

[@unconvincingrebel]

Old people in garden centres are worse than school kids imo

[@onedaynoreason2572]

Somehow I doubt this haha

[@gelatinocyte6270]

I bet you haven't seen hipsters in a park

[@AlLowe1988]

Fucking hell, imagine if this was the first chapter of Daft Wee Stories.

[@Fazmagarical]

I like a personal break up disguised with a drug to ensure you can easily put the edge on.

[@Kakascrot]

Fuck sake, my name's Craig Smith, and I also changed my surname 😂 love these stories.

[@bloodhound9638]

Look at him, weve pure broke him

[@RealerArtist]

He always calls them Craig haha

[@danr573]

thought it was going to be a nice wholesome story about a man moving on with his life, then I remembered it's Limmy telling the story...

[@MrDevidu]

Reminds me of the sketch where you hit the guy with the laptop bag. Hilarious.

[@etgha]

This story is so happy and savage at the same time

[@girlgamerbtw5365]

Sadly this is realistic... happens every day If only we lived in a world without the ability to lie

[@saturn1returns]

Dinglinglinglinglinglingling....

[@crazytosh1]

This story is almost exactly like my life

[@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689]

Mental hardships make us who we are, my teens and 20's were pure awful, but in retrospect I wouldn't trade them for anything now I'm out the other side. I went the opposite journey of Craig, low stress job which drove me nuts to a high stress job which keeps me stimulated and happy cos I'm (hopefully) helpin people.

[@CaptainSlutty]

this is a work of art

[@stilllaughing3959]

Subbed and liked simply because am in the club tae ;)

[@nate-otero]

I’m of the opinion that all the Craig’s are just one Craig at different times in his life.

[@EekMyNibs]

Good. The End.

[@jamesnolan773]

THE END....WHIIIIT !!!!!!!!

[@LSZreduction]

I was realllly hoping he was gonna say Mister Craig

[@bosxrossi9343]

Poor craig he has been through enough by now

[@shayZero]

Teachers everywhere have a story for them

[@jimmy2minutes]

I once had a teacher that had a nervous breakdown in front of us. I mean we were little baskets. Lads standing up getting their lads out and that. She emptied her bag out shouting " this is what I have to take because of you lot!". Full of tablets. I think we were a difficult year. 😆

[@Tsuka-bn8hq]

I pray she’s working in a Dobbie’s now. Showing people to the roses and low maintenance grass seeds 😂

[@amp4105]

Thats depressing

[@jimmy2minutes]

@@amp4105 she was a music teacher, and she churned out a few professional musicians in my year so we were not that bad for council house kids. They gave as good as they got, believe me.

[@K31R616]

Weapon of a story.

[@MyriadEsoterica]

Loved this story

[@chrismac4441]

Good

[@beetroot_chutney]

So relatable.

[@nclxmefozd6264]

I'm with Craig

[@InfernalPasquale]

98.6% of people in Scotland aged 3 and over speak English. 30.1% of people in Scotland aged 3 and over speak Scots.

[@Z3r0XoL]

Why does it always end in death

[@lewysgilbert3638]

Whits the chances Limmy’s maw n da are called John n Margaret

[@tahutoa]

No, Craig and Mary.

[@misimaromemes5172]

Gud. Gud.

[@tomdomagalski3679]

Translated to English : God. God. 🤣

[@Muzly]

I saw the title and now I feel personally attacked.

[@horizon92lee]

Guud

[@andrewandrew4970]

LIMMAY

[@soepsoep6445]

Damn

[@ModestlyAmazing]

Hahaha GOOD

[@cartmanofsp]

AH HA HA

[@beavbgfff4231]

Is it bad that i found this funny?

[@Maxbev14]

You should do more stories about a guy called Craig. Could be good to use as a running joke :) x

[@lollypop09090909]

Honey no more Craig - new name plz xkxoxoxooxo

[@adudefromtheukvideos]

lollypop09090909 If he does a story NOT starring Craig, there’ll be blood on the streets. Fact.

[@Sherk-The-Ogre]

Its called the craigverse for a reason

[@BrightNoir]

There was a story starring John that one time

[@Djinnthewishmaster]

I need Craig...

[@LiamGervaise]

@@BrightNoir from the perspective of craig tho

[@vacuumboots69]

Craig Smith

[@teaforbastards]

Powerful stuff

[@gamedesign1]

Good