lines from grey's anatomy we have memorised to heart // crack

[@slightlysoberproductions]

thank you so much for the support this is insane 😭 part 2 is up if you wanna watch it!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5zafaqpiJl7gKc stay safe ily!!!

[@PhuongTran-gh9vc]

thank youuuu

[@KeenyKeenz]

So random comment time. I stopped watching Grey's far too many season ago but have always loved it. Your edit at 3:24 was such a crazy scene, I was proper shook, I have to start watching again!

[@ScientificallyStupid]

thank YOUUUUU THESE ARE GIVING ME LIFE. you forget how funny this show can be with all the death and betrayal and crying. "that mcbastard!" IM DEAD

[@brunohungrig337]

🤣🤣🤣🤣She really said

[@drstbelivaird]

"Mcdreamy was doing the ✨McNaStY✨ with ✨McHoTtie✨ that ✨McBaStArD✨"

[@chaotics8907]

✨ McGoOoRL!!! ✨

[@avery5769]

McDreamy’s sister is McBitchy

[@lexistatz8067]

✨McSteamyyy✨ did the ✨McNaStY✨ with ✨McDreamy’s✨ ✨McHoTtiE✨ and yet they still end of becoming ✨McBestiesss✨ 👯‍♂️

[@avery5769]

@@lexistatz8067 ok the sparkles are too much now

[@natehatetrain9284]

I LITERALLY JUST WATCH THAT PART THEN WENT TO WATCH THIS 😩✋✨

[@Kim-ng4ti]

The way Mark walks into that elevator ALWAYS GETS ME😂😂😂😂💯

[@Victoria-zv4gb]

Frrr, maybe its cos he was the one who was practically doing what we were all thinking

[@laurenrozario6217]

what season and episode was that

[@krystalhayward1831]

HAHAHAHHA

[@jowjaaa4963]

@@laurenrozario6217 season 4 somewhere

[@youronyourownivy]

@@laurenrozario6217 szn 4 ep 13 :)

[@katleennicoledimaculangan5869]

Don't ever forget "oooh mcdreamy's mcsister is mcbitchy" 💀

[@sorrinahwheeler201]

who said that😭 i feel like it was izzy

[@trcykaufman]

💯🤣🤣

[@trcykaufman]

@@sorrinahwheeler201 you are correct it was Izzy

[@DangerousSlothForever]

"McDreamy was doing the McNasty with McHottie, That McBastard!"

[@latricemaxwell1558]

@@DangerousSlothForever i remember that one George said that

[@Yasmin-du4df]

Yang: Yeah no fat jokes Bailey: Out do the case Yang: But I sad NO fat jokes Bailey: Go

[@slightlysoberproductions]

I FORGOT ABT THis😭

[@lindseyreuther9605]

How? I mean wow wow congratulations that’s that’s joyous news *OFF THE CASE*

[@Yasmin-du4df]

@@lindseyreuther9605 Lexie hahahahaha

[@rossy9095]

Percy: what about the zoo? They gotta have a ct for like, rhinos right? Bailey: Percy you’re off the case. Percy: that wasn’t a joke it was an actual suggestion. Bailey: go. Hunt: that’s actually not a bad idea. Altman: that’s a terrible idea.

[@kiedavillalva7915]

@@rossy9095 omfg i almost forgot about percy 😭

[@nidhi2319]

You forgot the iconic 'I am Addison Shepherd and YOU MUST BE THE WOMAN WHO'S BEEN SCREWING MY HUSBAND'

[@dakotaskong759]

AAAND “you must be the interns who’ve been screwing up the program”!!

[@zoeymalone3138]

I thought the scene where the attendings repeated the intern speech was SO powerful. it brought peace to my soul.

[@Demxnicisthebest]

In my opinion, it's not really a powerful scene but a good feeling that is given through remembering all the past speeches. And it's also very awkward with amelia just sitting up there like 👁️👄👁️

[@kiranmayapriyabarua8060]

yes I agree.

[@marammaaroufi6093]

Yess me too!

[@jjprentiss9192]

yeah I love any parallels that go back to the early seasons and the fact that they used Bailey’s speech made me so happy

[@Aisubun]

I actually like it because to me it feels like even though they've gotten to that point they're still not on Bailey's level, they all kind of fumble the speech compared to how Bailey did it and not necessarily in a way that makes it theirs

[@njacotin1342]

One of the most Iconic line you forgot Cristina "SOMEBODY SEDATE ME"

[@srocero82]

🤣

[@kaliemax6886]

I mean you aren’t wrong🤷🏼‍♀️

[@kedarraman6690]

And the equally epic we don't do well with mother's here

[@Boots_293]

🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@asher_ashes]

YES IT'S IN MY INSTA BIO

[@elijahgonzalez8072]

Christina “That doesn’t look comfortable.” Meredith: “Trust me it’s not.” LMAO THE WAY THEY LOOK AT HER KILLS ME

[@abbyadventurous3807]

What episode was that?

[@obx3853]

@@abbyadventurous3807 season 2 ep 5

[@elleelizabeth4199]

The only thing I can ever think about when magic does the intern speech is 'how in the WORLD does Alex know it line- by- line?' He didn't start as 1 of Bailey's interns.

[@alruix9211]

I've been WAITING for someone to mention this!

[@c.shadou1897]

He’s NOT? I mean you’re right, I know he’s not, but honestly I forgot that he didn’t start with her. How did he become her intern again? I’m disoriented

[@anniesansevero7138]

@@c.shadou1897 - he got reassigned after misdiagnosing a patient i think?

[@caiccxx846]

@@anniesansevero7138 I think it was the patient that was drinking toilet water?

[@elleelizabeth4199]

@@c.shadou1897 He was given to her after he did something wrong with his at- the- time resident. I think he misdiagnosed a patient and then said something really snarky? Man, it was sooo long ago!

[@brynnziegler7581]

MEREDITH COMING AT THE DR WHO KILLED DEREK WILL FOREVER BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES

[@carinajohnson5632]

what season and ep?

[@brynnziegler7581]

@@carinajohnson5632 just look up merediths trial episode in s16

[@Heartyartii]

AND WHEN HE STARTED SEIZING I LITERALLY DIED

[@larahedge8960]

Why was she on trial? Why did they wanted to taler license away?

[@brynnziegler7581]

@@larahedge8960 i believe it was because of insurance fraud

[@augflynn327]

the fact i know all of these by heart is frightening-

[@kennedicarpenter3374]

Nah I’m here with you on that and I don’t think it’s frightening so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@krizzye101]

Not frightening, its amazing

[@staticraven913]

love your pfp

[@JJ4EVER9232011]

I love your name and pfp! Craphole has my whole heart.

[@chocolate-ne2on]

Christina: I found it! Arizona: the first ade kit? Christina: no my shoe 😭 I love Christina 😭🔪

[@doubleteeepee8248]

LMAOO OMG YESSS 😭😭😭

[@khxdija]

😭😭

[@christinewang1411]

YES YES YESSSSS!!

[@lizziesx9263]

**Cristina

[@omnomar]

IMAOO YESS 😂 SHE IS THE BEST

[@annasmith2908]

Bailey: "rule number 3 don't wake me unless your patient is actually dying" Me when richard went to wake bailey last night:😭WhY MuSt YoU WaKe HeR!😭

[@emmaglaser2013]

Oh my god, I didn’t even realize that 🤣😭

[@dameroncommunications2876]

i’ve been waaaaiting for this one !! TURN IT UP

[@slightlysoberproductions]

AAAAH ily i hope u like it!

[@fatemaxyz]

YESSS SAME

[@controlled_mold]

🍿

[@laniepochurek8679]

slow songsss , they for skinny h03s

[@Tatie1996]

I love that song!! Lizzo!

[@alexiaruark6439]

the real question is do i rewatch every single episode in all 17 seasons again for the 4864 time

[@slightlysoberproductions]

OMG SAME I’VE WATCHED SEASON 1&2 SO MANY TIMES I CANT EVEN COUNT HOW MUCH

[@_.-Smile-_]

Yes! And I'll join you.. 🤣

[@oki2723]

I’ve been watching this show for 6 years straight. I finish the last episode and immediately go back to the beginning again. I don’t think I’ll ever stop my whole life. Also the answer is yes, doooo itttt

[@cuteraccoon2133]

Ive rewatched all the seasons up to season 11 so many times i cant-

[@morganm.6256]

GIRL SAME

[@mick5233]

Arizona: Welcome to Peds! Just sign this and then we’ll get you a pair of roller sneaks! Bailey: 🤨

[@TheMadisonPaige]

I don't know why Owen knowing the speech is killing me he wasn't even an intern for Webber but he still knows it 😂

[@pollyanasilva8106]

They probably heard Richard say it every year to the new interns.

[@greeneggsandham2064]

I edited this so now y’all will never know how I got this many likes

[@lalavienrose953]

That one was iconic

[@callayjarrett3475]

Exactlyyyy...this was the most iconic line!

[@liladelrisco9181]

Dudee stoopp. Im a idiot so that line fully made me weep

[@jayannabrown7545]

Yoooo i was literally waiting for that one

[@gabss8864]

poor grey

[@clarissaquek67]

how can yall forget "She's got my Mcdreamy and my Mcdog, she's got my MClife."

[@eternity449]

Addison was so good they gave her her own series.

[@Demxnicisthebest]

And some of the cast hated her for it like wtf

[@malakbunny7780]

What's the series name??

[@brizilypuff]

@@malakbunny7780 private practice

[@lolad7645]

@@Demxnicisthebestseriously? Who?

[@busi6975]

​@@Demxnicisthebestwell she's boring and so is her spin off 😂

[@jessmarie5973]

Okay but the iconic scene Yang: Mama took my eyebrows 👁👄👁 WILL ALWAYS REMAIN MY FAV 🤣😂

[@jaclynbrownell1634]

YESS ADDISON IS THE BEST CHANGE MY MIND

[@slightlysoberproductions]

YES

[@edithm6953]

if you watched private practice then you would definitely change your mind 😀✋. if you haven’t, let me spoil it for you🥰. she outed amelia’s trauma (dead dad thing) to everyone where they worked, while amelia was going through a HORRIBLE withdrawal. i don’t care how good you think she is, i literally hate her😆.

[@lakaylayarbrough5566]

@@edithm6953 I hate her so much bro

[@jaclynbrownell1634]

@@edithm6953 i did shes still my fave 😁😁

[@scarlove50]

No need I don't care what anyone says, in Grey's anatomy and private practice she is the best...after Cristina

[@katm9715]

You forgot: “I... did... NOTHING... to you. I lost my husband and the father of my children and YOU’RE falling apart? I don’t get to do that because I have three kids. So please SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY ROOM! GET HER OUT OF HERE... before I KILL HER!” and “Derek was epic for her. They were the great love story. I mean that girls heart BEAT for Derek Shepherd.”

[@vishu5163]

omg the second quote, my heart 💔

[@spiralSZN]

"GET HER OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KILL HER" is one of my favourite Meredith lines!

[@srilatha2212]

The second one was said by..(arizona?callie?)

[@katm9715]

@@spiralSZN same

[@katm9715]

@@srilatha2212 Arizona

[@brittanykingdoelle8556]

u missed O'Malley's "who has no idea what they're doing?" * they all raise their hands*

[@mckennalauren]

the fact that i know every single quote without stutter and only started watching the show in 2017 says alot LMFAO

[@cassiecorzine7994]

Same but I just started in November... and I’ve already seen the whole show plus I’m on season 8 of rewatching

[@charlottelirusso2699]

Try 2019😏

[@ryujinsboat]

@@cassiecorzine7994 woah your fast I started in nov too and I’m on season 15 n e ways since your on s8 rip Lexie :(

[@cassiecorzine7994]

@@ryujinsboat it’s just so addictive! And ye bye bye Lexie :(((

[@brunettealesoda]

same i memorized all of them and started watching in february 2021

[@alanagarbig4107]

I can’t be the only one who has watched the show, and then sees one clip of greys anatomy, and be like damn... I wanna watch the whole show again.

[@ajtugas888]

Same😞 it feels nostalgic so I wanna go back to that again

[@editslover4924]

not me knowing all of these perfectly by heart

[@audrinachai]

“ I’m Izzy fall in love with patients and cut lvads”

[@BurnItUpp2009]

💀💀

[@taylorsisk533]

All the girls and then Mark and Derek was an amazing scene. Mark killed it. “Bet you’d wish you’d have taken the stairs right about now” 😂😂

[@alexismcentaggart657]

I know your comment is older but who was the other girl I forgot lol.

[@taylorsisk533]

@@alexismcentaggart657oh, that’s rose the scrub nurse for him. Brief fling with her.

[@alexismcentaggart657]

@@taylorsisk533 oh lol I don’t remember her at all

[@lulubeukes2296]

Bailey carried every intern and also this whole show, fight me.

[@nevaehstar9335]

I can’t believe “pick me, choose me, love me.” Wasn’t in here 😭😭😭✌️

[@shirahime23]

Watching Bailey tear into Mark always makes me burst out laughing. She's always been a force of nature. I love her to the operating room and back. :)

[@spartan_dare2949]

The one where she tears into that neuro surgeon is even beter

[@bluemika9373]

5:57 the fact that there all just mouthing along oh my goooddd they have it memorized 😂😆🤣

[@Demxnicisthebest]

Amelia just standing there like

[@Chloe-ej6ip]

Does anyone know what episode that is from

[@lilysophiaax]

@@Chloe-ej6ip i think it’s season 12 - i can’t remember

[@nikxx_x]

my favorite ine is "Mcdreamy is doing a Mcnasty with Mchottie? that Mcbastard"'

[@norablades]

YOU FORGOT: “i’m calling post it. zola, bailey, tumors on the wall, ferry boat scrub caps...” THAT SCENE MADE ME SOBBB

[@nicolesalley2195]

"Mcdreamy was doing the Mcnasty with Mchottie, that Mcbastard-" That will always be one of my top fav lines-

[@skye-cw6ti]

this is amazing, especially the captions and edits... omg (:

[@slightlysoberproductions]

AAAh thankyou!!! ily

[@vatori9595]

2:55 Yang: whEn I mOvE u MOve them: 👀👀👀👀 ✋😭

[@jenniferlima4368]

I love the way Bailey says "he's nasty"

[@champagnemamacita]

i will forever love that scene with meredith going off on the doctor that killed derek

[@anniedoesnothing]

I LOVE that they memorized Baileys speech 😂

[@justonemoreep]

It's so weird seeing GA edits in high definition...I feel old lol.

[@richi6550]

Loved the original group of interns they were magic

[@Bella-cs3lv]

We needed the scene where Derek said “There’s no fixing you. You’re a lemon” to Meredith 😂

[@i-anyways8534]

wait- why did the amount of years change in Webber’s speech??

[@malikmohamed6051]

Thought the same. Two years less. Maybe more efficient ways of teaching?

[@goosekee3255]

well in the first season, interns and residents could work 80+ hours. that may seem like working more and logging more experience would make training shorter. however the crazy hours they chose to work could make them miss out on eating, sleeping, drinking, going to the bathroom, etc.. which can lead to mistakes, illness, what have you. so yes they were getting more experience technically but it was putting everyone at risk. so since they made more mistakes with lack of self care, they needed extra years to learn to take care of themselves and not make certain mistakes again. once the 80+ rule was cut in the third ish season, i bet grey sloan had better students since they were more rested and taken care of. therefore, they would need less years to become amazing at being a doctor since they could not overwork themselves legally anymore. my theory at least

[@maggieholland8202]

@@malikmohamed6051 pretty much all of them skipped their two years of fellowship and straight to being attendings

[@malikmohamed6051]

@@goosekee3255 sounds reasonable

[@noahkirschtein8169]

probably just the change of time, like how the first intern shift went from 48 hrs to 36

[@nigelaforbes8057]

most iconic lines ever

[@gowons_maid2460]

SPOILER WARNING: P.S. YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT BE WATCHING GREYS ANATOMY CONTENT UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED THE SHOW OR DONT CARE ABOUT SPOLIERS. Lexie just died on the episode I watched 😭 I knew it was coming, and I’ve already seen it, but it hit me twice as hard.

[@skytzhd5209]

Ooh I‘m sorry to hear that but you should prepare for much greater pain..

[@gowons_maid2460]

@@skytzhd5209 which is? I’ve watched the whole show so I know what happens, but I just wanna know what you’re talking about.

[@livbxr]

@@gowons_maid2460 I feel like everyone who watched the show knows exactly what they’re talking about

[@_.-Smile-_]

@@livbxr Agree!🖐🏽

[@gowons_maid2460]

@@livbxr well they could be talking about Cristina leaving but probably not, they are most likely talking about Derek dying but that was fine with me because he was my least favorite character, they could be talking about every single main character leaving the show, they could be talking about April’s baby dying, like there are several things.

[@greys_anatomy_fan3125]

I will always remember when Richard was drinking again, and Meredith and Derek were fighting about reporting him, I will always remember the words: “flaws are unacceptable to McDreamy! -Don’t ‘McDreamy’ me! - McDreamy is being a McA$$” 🤣🤣🤣

[@georgia5936]

Okay but so true about the court scene I literally have memorized that whole thing in my mind it's like in the top of my mind at all times

[@emmagrace8201]

The fact that you added clips and dialogue 💀 I shouldn’t have laughed so hard🤚🏻

[@leahanderson7416]

miranda bailey is the greatest character i love her so much susiekdns

[@haileygalarza940]

Ok but am I the only one that remembers when yang kept screaming about her shoe in the plane crash or the fact that grey used to call Sloane Mcstmeamy or the fact that hunt called grey and yang the twisted sisters like that stuff I don't usually think people remember (yes I know all there names it was just easier to spell there last names)

[@siobhan2395]

3:23 I REWATCH THIS SCENE ONCE A WEEK ITS A RELIGION AT THIS POINT SO ICONIC

[@Krystalwolfi]

5:55 I love how they memorized his speech to the interns

[@SabrinaStJohn-mo6sj]

OMG I LOST IT WHEN YOU PUT “✨I’m Alex I’m a a$$✨”

[@elenakawa6450]

1:21 that's insane i love it

[@kedarraman6690]

The fact so many of these lines came from mark and Derek proves exactly how good they were

[@mackenziew947]

5:08 missed opportunity to put “I’m izzy I’m crazy” 😭✋

[@someguy4331]

My favorite scene is when Mark first shows up and hits on Meredith, then Derek lays him out. I bust a gut every time I see it

[@someguy4331]

And then webber when he asks if Derek put his weight behind it 😆

[@lesleyblackie9913]

Two that should have been here are "Stop looking at my vejayjay" & "Don't bother me when I'm calling on Jesus "

[@RebeccaTaylorTillery]

Definitely stop looking at my vajayjay😅

[@justasockonhere]

Honestly there's something really moving about the doctors in the theater mouthing Webber's words along with him 🥲

[@marianaalonso6368]

you missed "you don't get to call me a whore" i literally haven't watched this show in 5 years and can't remember my actual flashcards yet i know that speech perfectly by heart don't even miss a beat

[@bellajsmith7912]

Best part is when Webber are talking to the new interns and the old crew is up there saying the lines together. That's beautiful 😍❤

[@tiredishere]

Meredith putting that doctor in his place always gives me chills.

[@samantharichards3469]

“Torres! Where you been?” Literally the best one

[@wyborn0694]

2:06 omghhdbjk Alex was having so much fun with it

[@yourfavoritenerd11]

You forgot "Perfect Penny killed my husband."

[@sophiestubborn717]

2:19 Meredith giving them the advice she'd wished she got back then-

[@evelyngabriel07]

Lmfao facts 😭

[@covers.by.caroline]

can we not forget the scene before alex almost left for the first time and said: since i’m literally leaving this hospital forever… (avery and webber: nooooo) they call you B.C.B… booty call bailey

[@katelynjihyewong]

anyone else didn’t like addison at first then ended up loving her

[@azayas5768]

"If you don't know the answer it's always b" Christina yang

[@saraimgebretsadik2630]

omgggg I died watch 0:40 the first time “i bEt yOu wIsH yOuD tAkEn tHe sTaIrS rIgHt aBoUt nOw” 😂😂😂

[@elenitac1]

lol i love how each of them changed so much but sandra oh is NOW THE SAME SHE WAS 18 YEARS AGO i cant believe it

[@kailaadanai]

4:16 PLEASEEE the earthquake 💀

[@sydneynovotny6060]

the Wii music really adds suspense to the courtroom scene 😂

[@kira-oi7hc]

i was too proud to know all of the words....

[@serinastevenson6499]

I love the scene where Addison is in an elevator and she thinks shes hearing god talk to her and where she says elevators are an aphrodisiac where she comes from 🤣

[@rossy9095]

So satisfying sitting here reciting all these lines.

[@seamoon3265]

lets not forget: "Christina do you want some water?" *desperate sobbing* "SOMEBoDY SeDAte ME"

[@kennedicarpenter3374]

Pffff haha- yang just standing there like pager I swear if you don’t beep~

[@SocksAndSalami]

RIP: - Derek - George - Lexie - Mark - Charles Percy - Cristina's shoe

[@natashavernon9828]

The scene with all four of them entering the lift killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zoe-bt9go]

in the courtroom scene shes such a queen

[@brunettealesoda]

when you know all of these by heart and only started watching this past month

[@aliciapoteet8163]

The captions and filters made this clip so great!

[@jbolton5221]

Cristina: That looks uncomfortable Meredith: Oh trust me it is Izzie and Cristina’s face be like: 😳😮

[@angelschaffer5539]

When Dr Webber was doing his speech he missed the “and one of you will die.”

[@angelschaffer5539]

I’m so sorry for this comment😭

[@nicolehegarty4749]

Lol I love Bailey's speech to the nurses about Mark. It kills me every time I hear it 🤣 ♥️

[@RebeccaTaylorTillery]

It's so funny 😅

[@s_gimbert2020]

my fave scene is where richard says 'im trying to look at baileys teets' one of the doctors say 'wha what, ohhhhhhh i think u mean tweets sir' richard says ' teets tweeets whatever' (he had just learnt abt twitter lmao)

[@natalieglass486]

Callie's face at 6:01 always has me wheezing for some reason

[@savannahbrooke4389]

okay but i literally cried during the scene when meredith was reading alex’s goodbye letter.. like it was so sad

[@danielolt]

4:28 no but why did they put that sound effect of the crowd 😭😭

[@krybabyklare]

The acting the the elevator. The body language. They’re immaculate actors

[@emma1422]

the way bailey goes “let us close our legs” is hilarious

[@Hellomyloves2]

"Mcdreamy was doing the mcnasty with mchottie? That mcbastard!" That line gets me everytime, I can't with George.

[@kasnim835]

1:40 I love her sm man, bless her

[@MackenzieTrimble]

Yeah but she’s made some real big mistakes like sleeping with her marred best friend George, and cutting her fiancés wire (forgot how to. Spell the real name for it lol)

[@milessloan439]

Owen is so done with this

[@kaylatimbreza6915]

I love how everyone respects bailey like with mark even tho he’s an attending and she’s a resident he still respects here or doesn’t act more superior than her

[@samragoitom]

“woe is me & he didn’t call me back.”