Linkara and Nash - Justice League of America 1997 (rus sub)

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[@TheLowBrassDude]

Mark Waid (DC writer for Justice League, notably Kingdom Come) called this the worst 80 minutes he'll never get back.

[@RialVestro]

They forgot to mention the part where Martian Manhunter, disguised as Fire, actually uses her powers... Martian Manhunter's weakness IS FIRE!

[@autobotproductions1244]

RialVestro that’s... just... stupid

[@beats0me]

I get the feeling that the writers didn’t research who these characters are and just quickly glanced at their biographies from a DC handbook...actually given how Guy Gardna turned out even that’s giving them too much credit

[@tjjordan4207]

It would be like having Superman use kryptonite to power himself up.

[@Cdr2002]

Given all the trolling and breach of privacy, I assume this is Linkara before the events of Gun and Sorcery

[@CommentPoster10]

I love how they use the music from the animated Justice League.

[@autobotproductions1244]

CommentPoster10 it is the definitive Justice League

[@beats0me]

I think we all enjoyed that, a nice little reminder of how JLA can be done right...that and it’s catchy music on its own

[@mttylerdurden9]

DC fact: Miguel Ferrer would later go on to be the voice of Vandal Savage in Young Justice,Which is getting a third season.

[@grendel2976]

D.C. Fact number #2 Miguel Ferrer was also the voice of the Weather Wizard in Superman: The Animated Series.

[@TheLowBrassDude]

Unfortunately since Ferrer's passing they're going to need to recast Savage.

[@Dracobyte]

Rest in Peace.

[@autobotproductions1244]

Mike Manhattan he also played Deathstroke in Teen Titans the Judas Contract

[@KonElKent]

He did an excellent Martian Manhunter in Justice League: the New Frontier.

[@CarlSlime]

The fact that Nash is actually on the Rotten Tomatoes page for Green Lantern at the start is a nice little detail you don't often see in reviews and sometimes even movies.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

So, they tried to make them like "Friends" with super powers?

[@inferno9714]

All the problems with this pilot can be summed up with your comment.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

***** I do like to sum things up. :)

[@WinterSteele]

Chris McWilliams lol, a review in The Austin Chronicle made the same comparison. This pilot was just so lame.

[@inferno9714]

Winter Steele Yeah no kidding. The Atom uses his powers to save a cat. A CAT! Dora the Explorer is more action packed than this thing.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

***** You're forgetting the riveting scene where he shrinks down into the TV to fix it. :) Thankfully Ray Palmer today is SO much better.

[@snakes3425]

Dear god what did they do to the Justice League, I mean who wants to see the JLA battling the legions of Darkseid, foiling the latest scheme of Lex Luthor and the Injustice League, we want to see how the JLA reacts to missing the latest episode of Sienfeld

[@blancfan1]

This is the super hero cartoon from Dexter's Lab in live action. Can't wait to see them change a light bulb.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Plutia's pet id rather watch a full trilogy of the Justice Friends than this shit

[@samuelbarber4154]

No matter how bad you think Justice League is? It's no where near as bad as this.

[@YMasterS]

That honestly seemed better than than the Justice League movie we got.

[@TailsFan369no2]

Really?

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

​@@TailsFan369no2Whedon one, not Snyder one.

[@justinmitchell2577]

The real Justice League of America is the friends we made along the way

[@pythiasibyls6269]

Still better than Teen Titans GO!

[@islamroks11]

+Pythia Sibyls Holla! We still do that, right?

[@cynthiautz6702]

+islamroks11 Teen Titans GO is worst.

[@magnamon2099]

+Cynthia Utz no kidding.

[@haileyshannon7548]

+Pythia Sibyls Shouldn't you be bashing the New Powerpuff Girls now?

[@magnamon2099]

Haven't seen it so i can't pass judgment.

[@OmnicidalClown1992]

Well John Kassir did the voice of Adam the Clown from Dead Rising, and Monsoon from Metal Gear Rising: Revengence. Both are superior roles than the Atom.

[@Darkmind1970]

Appearing as a dead body on Law and Order is superior to playing the Atom.

[@lavierakoover893]

Most definitely!

[@wadeleppien1392]

Omnicidal Clown And once the voice of Deadpool

[@mitchfletcher2386]

Not to mention THE CRYPT KEEPER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@chwenhoou]

0:17 If Nash had bet the farm on that quote, he'd be wearing a barrel with suspenders while drinking Wool-Lite for nourishment right now.

[@danwilliams1989]

Say what you want about Brandon Routh and his discount Iron Man costume with Ant-Man's powers, at least his Atom suit is better than this Atom's styrofoam costume.

[@thehumancrayon3264]

I feel like the limbo under the laser gag could have been fine if the execution would have been different.

[@TheGollddMAN]

Oy, don't judge me Mr. I AM A MAN. XD

[@ellnats]

as of now, the actors who play The Weather Man and The Martian Manhunter are both deceased

[@inferno9714]

"How do you screw up a concept as simple as Green Lantern?" Um, Green Lantern is not a simple concept. Green Lantern has arguably the most complicated mythology in all of the DC Universe.

[@RoninS636]

It's pretty simple to me

[@Psychesrose]

That's what I was thinking. The Green Lantern mythos should have its own universe sometimes. For the most part, it's self contained, because everything happens in space, and the individual lantern corps themselves have perhaps the longest and complicated histories behind them in the DC universe. Just talking about the green lantern corps, no other corps, can get a newbie potentially confused.

[@thewoollyviking5928]

The mythos is complex and interesting, it's the basic concept of space cops that Nash surprised they screwed up at.

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

Even more complex than the New Gods?

[@Psychesrose]

@Caleb Mayfield More in the sense of "It could be it's own thing" rather than should, I suppose. There's so much lore, (I did my undergrad research on it) the GL mythos is almost the size of the rest of the DC world combined. It would probably make things simpler just for general story purposes to have separate universes. Of course, then we couldn't have justice league unlimited...

[@grendel2976]

Still love how this American production butchered three Keaton era Batman masks in order to secure our heroes *cough* secret identities. Also that New Metro is once again poor Vancouver. Made Detroit via Robocop 2, San Francisco via 1996 film Doctor Who and Chicago for The Dresden Files. God I know too much TV and Film.

[@Remythechef]

Nash: There is no way you can screw up the Justice League. Warner Bros: You wanna bet?

[@TailsFan369no2]

🤨

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

​@@TailsFan369no2The first time around. Not the Snyder Cut.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

​@@MrBlueSkyof1607 both cuts were terrible.

[@Ignitionbane]

My soul hurts

[@Astrithor]

The...Atom limbos... I like a moo cow! ...Are you okay? ...Phish.

[@woodywebb3627]

"I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU..." "Fire, I bring you to hell". Couldn't resist.

[@TomboTime]

wow. I never realize it before . . .but Nash is REALLY funny. I never watched one of his typical vids, but in every appearance of his he always gets a chuckle out of me! Why have I never watched his vids before???

[@woodywebb3627]

This movie. Just... this movie. I can't even comprehend how they could've screws this up. The Justice League would never stoop this low. How did " starts having a brain embellism"

[@tjjordan4207]

Nash: “There is no way you can ruin a concept as simple as the Justice League.” Zack Snyder & Joss Whedon: “You wonna bet?”

[@KyleRayner12]

6:30 - Hey, it's Michelle Hurd. (So does this mean that at some point in the late 90's, Fire gave up her powers to become a cop in New York?)

[@marcojacobs5443]

3 adds in one video... Shame on you, youtube :(

[@misterprickly]

An episode of the power rangers had better production values than this! This makes me long for reruns of Superboy. Even Wonder Woman had much more care in her show.

[@leviticusprime4904]

That’s insult to power Rangers At least that show is fun

[@misterprickly]

@@leviticusprime4904 true.

[@autobotproductions1244]

Anyone else want the CW to do the justice league movie right

[@elijahblechman8633]

+Autobot Productions yes

[@Dim4323]

Yeah and then the CW team with Warner bros and success

[@cynthiautz6702]

+Autobot Productions CW did Legends of Tomorrow.

[@autobotproductions1244]

Cynthia Utz I know. and it's great so far. it's this done right

[@cynthiautz6702]

Autobot Productions I like The Flash and Arrow.

[@angbandsbane]

"You may remember John Kassir as the voice of the Crypt Keeper. And absolutely nothing else." Me: "Not true. We also know him from the memes. THE MEMES." (and as much as I love Nolan North in the role, Kassir's probably my favorite Deadpool as well)

[@New3DSLuigi364]

@5:53-6:01 Continuity Alarm: AHHHN! AHHHN! AHHHN! AHHHN! AHHHN! AHHHN! AHHHN! AHHHN! AHHHN! Nash: Did I set off the Continuity alarm? Linkara: You DID in fact set it off, yes.

[@Sousabird]

The talking to the off screen camera thing made me think of the Incredibles. Except this is just bad...

[@vegeta002]

2:15 That's some Silent Hill shit, right there...

[@MegaAnimazing]

+Tyler Chambers Don't look deep in his eyes, it's too geeky.

[@CarlSlime]

Don't evoke memories of The Grinning Man, man....

[@CarlSlime]

Don't evoke memories of The Grinning Man, man....

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

As much as I love Miguel Ferrer, he's already the Weather Wizard. Not just that, he was wasted for this role. I could've easily seen John Cusack, and keep the name. Although then again, I see him more in the 90s Flash show with John Wesley Shipp.

[@someone-my1ug]

"Meanwhile, back at the plot-" "There is a plot?" The exact thought I had after watching Suicide Squad. P.S. Same reaction after heard there was an Ayer-Cut. Stop promoting half-assed filmmakers, people!

[@14852577]

This makes man of Steel look like the Avengers.

I can't believe this unaired JLA pilot is over twenty years old.

[@Cdr2002]

STARFISH HITLER also known as the greatest Kamen Rider villain of all time

[@BlueScarabGuy]

I know "I just have to go turn into the hulk now, excuse me" was a joke, but if a Hulk movie/TV show featuring a young Miguel Ferrer as Bruce Banner existed, I'd watch the hell out of it.

[@toqkaizogou1636]

8:00 Honestly 2020 has taught us this sort of shit is pretty realistic.

[@CyberSpider35]

О, наконец-то перевели что-то из Нэша) Спасибо вам. Хотелось бы больше. У них совместно с Линкарой и Филм Брейном ещё на пилот несостоявшегося сериала про "Чудо-Женщину" ревью есть.

[@drakkenmensch]

17:55 In hindsight, this part of the episode looks and sounds eerily like a Matt Hoss "how to creepily pick up women who just want to run away screaming from you."

[@benitofranco372]

SPACEBALLS REFERENCE XD

[@AvengerGreen]

Well at least Legends of Tomorrow can't be anywhere near this bad.

[@Dynaman21]

Time traveling C listers as the cast of Firefly > This.

[@thatnerdyguy8701]

AvengerGreen legends of tomorrow is Awesome.

[@aaronr.reichenberger8234]

This movie was basically Justice League International without the cool characters like Batman, Blue Beetle and Booster gold.

[@Remythechef]

Who wants to bet this is what marvel fans thought the MCU would look like when Disney bought them?

[@anthonyrodriguez1119]

Nicholas Pirrelli people thought this is what Star wars would look like to

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

It wasn't a movie, it was an unsold pilot for a tv series. I watched it KZbin years ago. :)

[@SCO23]

80 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[@PoisonRainVornado]

I for one would have loved to see where this would go. I can see why die-hard fans complained though.

[@danthefan28]

2:19 well then... I'll be seeing that face in my nightmares

[@steampunkredneck1]

Ok, stupid question. If word went out that the Flash was looking for a job, WOULDN'T EVERY FUCKING COURIER SERVICE, FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE, AND POSTAL SERVICE BE LINING UP TO GET HIM!!!!!!!

[@charlesgorman4919]

How could they screw up a premise involving one of the greatest superhero teams of all time?

[@palaguin]

At least we got to see a passable Fire & Ice...it's doubtful we'll ever see them in a movie.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Also, I'm not sure which I find more laughably terrible; the Justice League KIDNAPPING an innocent woman, or the fact that they return her home instead of finding out important information. Yes, I know Tori won't have anything helpful, but you think the Justice League knows that?

[@RiNicku1ous]

12:51 possibly the first Kamen Rider reference from Linkara, and is Starfish Hitler I don't know whether that's funny or disappointing

[@DeclanCorey]

"There is no way you could ruin a concept like the Justice League" oooooooh that's gotta hurt

[@CthulhuChow]

so the writers of this visual abortion has never read a Justice League comic?

[@otaking3582]

Years later, we have the Justice League debuting in Batman V Superman instead of their own separate movies and DC having a "no jokes" policy. Frankly this movie here seems more enjoyable

[@TheWheelsHaveEyes73]

The no jokes policy was debunked, and so what if we don't have to wait for seven movies to get the Justice League? The League showing up and then getting their own movies is fine, following a Marvel formula is not a necessity.

[@otaking3582]

***** It just seems like they're wanting to make a "Not Quite Justice League" just to increase ticket sales and not because they actually care about their own characters

[@TheWheelsHaveEyes73]

I suppose that's a possibility, it certainly may end up as just a 2 hour trailer for the Justice League. But the probability of finally getting a proper Batman has me too excited to not remain optimistic xD

[@JaelinBezel]

realistically speaking having uncontrolled ice powers would suck even more than Frozen would lead you to believe. If you inadvertently freeze any body of water near you than you're going to freeze any human near you to death too. Not to mention the heat exchange from such a sudden process would surely result in a blast of intense heat off whatever you freeze, maybe even combustion.

[@McBanditHope]

Can't say i ever expected this crossover....

[@zjovanovic10]

No, that is NOT Ray Palmer, it is Dr. Steve Brule, for some reason NOT played by John C. Reilly. LOL...right :)))))

[@knicknac95]

As a UK resident i should add that that logo on the top left of the screen is from the British channel "channel 5" [yeah imaginative] - and this was only ever aired once on it, and indeed in the the UK ever.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

"Citizensss of The World! behold my weather dominator!"

[@SketchBookShortFilms]

Well Batman was being publicly embarrassed by the release of Batman and Robin, and Superman was still hiding out from Superman IV The Quest For Peace.

[@thatnerdyguy8701]

SketchBookShortFilms and spawn,and steel.

[@andrias00scheuchzeri]

"Естественный отбор ушёл в отпуск?". Да нифига подобного, именно в такие моменты ЕО работает на полную катушку.

[@fernandozavaletabustos205]

I really enjoy this episode!

[@ninjagregshow9423]

Green lantern and justice league are alot of things but wouldn't exactly say simple

[@bhunt799]

Sadly, this is probably still better than the DCEU Justice League (either cut).

[@ElFreakinCid]

To be fair, I do know John Kassir for some other things besides the Cryptkeeper: Adam the Clown from Dead Rising, Ralph from the off-Broadway version of the Reefer Madness musical, Buster Bunny in the last few episodes of Tiny Toons, and at one point he was Deadpool.

[@Daniel-zp2pi]

At least the story here made more sense than Batman v Superman

[@thatnerdyguy8701]

Daniel Anyamele LIES!!!

[@Cdr2002]

Batman v Superman makes sense… except for everything Lex does… It’s just a bad movie

[@SilverSurfer166]

4:35 The Flash totally could have caught that VCR before it fell.

[@user-fe1ds3od3k]

На превью показалось что ето Зулин О_о. А так спасибо за перевод !)

[@delycan4912]

DC's Legends of Yesterday lmao

[@shoresean1237]

The worst part? Martian Manhunter is played by one of my fave actors, M*A*S*H* alumnus David Ogden Stiers, who did a terrific turn on ST:TNG, and was Solovar in the JL animated. I can see John Kassir's Cryptkeeper after showing this POS : Cryptkeeper : KIddies...I'd like to apologize for that one. Normally, I enjoy taking you for a ride through DEEPEST DARKEST HELL....but that was just uncalled for. I mean, they banned my comics but they made this?

[@Monona48]

"...это научит тебя унижать "Time and the Rani"...". Наверно здесь "уважать" , потому что Time это первая серия Седьмого Доктора и Линкара его известный и как видно яростный поклонник)

[@BlueDog241]

This is what the Justice League movie was missing...Dancing fruit.

[@aidanjohnson6777]

3:07 Yah loosely based

[@kadindarklord]

before I watched this, I'd never heard there was a Justice League Movie. Although, before I saw the nineties version of the Captain America movie review, I hadn't heard of that either.

[@kadindarklord]

kadindarklord Btw, I haven't watched this review all the way. I got further than last time.

[@kadindarklord]

+kadindarklord I have now and it makes me chuckle.

[@SpeedyEric1]

+kadindarklord I new years in advance before this review was posted that this movie exists, thanks to some magazine articles and Wikipedia.

[@KonElKent]

If you really hate yourself, check out 1979's Legends of the Superheroes. It was an awful attempt at a live action Super Friends (with Captain Marvel and Huntress in place of Superman and Wonder Woman). The only thing that kind of makes it a curiosity to watch is Adam West, Burt Ward, and Frank Gorshin reprise their roles from the 60s Batman. The novelty wears off very quickly.

[@qwellen7521]

8:35 wow during the 90s the flash seemed to have suffered a stroke mid run.

[@cratwane]

Didn't Supergirl the show do the same "shape shift into secret identity to fool someone into thinking their not the hero" thing

[@KitsuneRokaku]

Yeah, buuuut Martian Manhunter didn't turn into the Hulk halfway through.

[@cratwane]

+Lydia Cebreros that is a very fair point I'll shit up now

[@KitsuneRokaku]

+illumiNATI Aww Pookie, don't feel bad. Nobody's perfect

[@zjovanovic10]

What is MOST fascinating about this, for a lack of a more appropriate word, MOVIE, is the fact that David Krumholtz and Miguel Ferrer gained respect from the TV and MOVIE community (and had a real career) some 3-5 years AFTER THIS PIG SH^T of a movie. But hey, everyone's gotta start from somewhere, although Ferrer is a more experienced and older actor that David. So...there :D

[@zjovanovic10]

As for the Flash, it would have been MUCH better if they had kept going with the 1990 show with John Wesley Shipp as Barry. A better TV show, better actors, cast, and yes, effects too. But, FORTUNATELY, we have CW's The Flash TV show, which will debut its second season in October. the CW will, of course, have a large panel at this year's Comic Con in San Diego, in July :)

[@rileighdabbs1950]

Remember folks: 1997 was a HORRIBLE year for DC. That was the year the Batman...Died.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

For a bit, anyway.

[@Takao0815]

habe es als kind im TV gesehen und war gut unterhalten. vergleicht man es mit dem neuen JLA Film...

[@animefan25]

Talk about irony. Didn't Miguel Ferrer voiced The Weather Wizard in the Superman animated series?

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Yep. And I believe this was around the same time as well.

[@LordSathar]

Little known fact, Miguel Ferrer is Audrey Hepburn's son.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Untrue. He IS Jose Ferrer's son, though, and is related to both George and Rosemary Clooney.

[@SJ_RANKS]

Is it wrong that I actually like this more than the dceu version I mean at least they had the decency to film this in an actual city and actual grass and didn’t just film the entire thing on a green screen with some added cgi effects

[@godzillavkk]

Even practical effects can be bad.

[@cynthiautz6702]

Now that we got two Live Action Justice Leagues, which ones are better? Justice League of America 1997 or Justice League 2017

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

JLA '97.

[@thatnerdyguy8701]

2021

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

i like how its the jla b team

[@christiancrusader9374]

Negative Thinking with the exeption of flash, who is definitely on the a team.

[@clearspira]

How old is Linkara? You can't tell me that he wasn't born in the 80s. That ''you are old Nash'' joke seems to be a bit odd.

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

***** he is i think 30 now

[@thesilencer1969]

+clearspira In one video , he said that he was born in Nineteen Eighty - Seven . So , he is twenty - eight .

[@Cdr2002]

My assumption is that this has to be before his character development during the arc where his magic stops working, because that’s the ONLY explanation for how much of a troll he’s being Lmao

[@ellnats]

I dare people to try and make these costumes on DC Universe Online

[@zjovanovic10]

This is not the JLA, this is the Power Rangers Rejects Movie!!

[@capmar-vell9243]

Guy looks more like Kyle Rayner.

[@grimmjowwsbane775]

Or Hal Jordan

[@IrishKyokushin]

Guy's meant to be a combination of all of them. Guy's suit, Kyle's crab mask and gauntlet on his left hand and GL symbol, Hal's ladies man personality and his origin is similar to Alan Scott's (he found the ring instead of being chosen by the GLC. Plus his ring is shaped like Alan's)

[@ellnats]

12:48 KAMEN RIDER CLIP!!!

[@nicholasmorgan7609]

John Kassir also was in a Legend of Zelda ad

[@KonElKent]

I would love to see one of these for the 2017 JL film.

[@ricardosavagestrike]

What all about that film being a kind of rarety? It has been several times on TV round here.

[@ellnats]

uuhhh the voice of the Krypt Keeper was also DEADPOOL!!!!

[@kurtisanderson2915]

Philadelphia flyers are the shit!!!

[@jokerz7936]

Wait the actor in the News Report was also a anchor on the West Wing. Does this film take place in the West Wing Universe?