It's funny how a Russian super solder that cost millions of dollars the most advanced technology of the time and the greatest minds of this decade to be beat by a old man that know some commercial kung fu and a guy who plays around with his gun that he finally found the ammo for
@crusaderthestranger59823 жыл бұрын
don't forget communism!
@domeen0gt8953 жыл бұрын
His body was destroyed and rusted, resulting in him becoming broken and less effective, that's probably why he lost.
@susgatchevmolotov69543 жыл бұрын
@@domeen0gt895 plus he wasn't maintenanced so well, and it seems like he's been there for at least 20 to 30 years, so it makes sense
@avocadocat30283 жыл бұрын
He was extremly old and rusty, not only that remember that Joel and Alex are really weak by themselves, but toghether are extremly stong.
@Ldwg672823 жыл бұрын
@@susgatchevmolotov6954 no alex is like 60 and he was born in the 50s so so its ATLEAST 2010 (but probably 2014 since its when the painful came out) so borislav is atleast 66(not counting that was like 20 when he was transformed) and max 92 (beacause of ww1)(with his original age somewhere beatween 112 and maybe 122) and also the technology wasnt really good (not counting the fact he was probably made to be created as quick as possible)
@smilemore74313 жыл бұрын
I like how after this crazy battle Alex and Joel just go, “Well... that was fucking weird!” and then they never speak of it again.
@zergscaper47143 жыл бұрын
at this point, giant russian cyborgs are the least of their worries
@no642563 жыл бұрын
Designed as a Soviet human weapon Beaten by an elderly garbage man and a guy who refuses to attack
@DinoGuy437Ай бұрын
have you ever heard of something called "plot armor"?
@logans.79323 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, “Soviet Supersoldier in an ancient and forgotten Russian base deep underground is a fun idea for a secret encounter. Fits in the original game too.
@joe_youtube3 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of the soviet union having powerful cyborg soldiers, kind of like how the united states were making their own super soldiers via joy pills. Two ends of the absurd spectrum.
@deeznuts-kw6yv3 жыл бұрын
And I would assume their project managed to work out better then what happened with the joy project
@catter81293 жыл бұрын
@@deeznuts-kw6yv definitely yes because of yado's plan instead of telling the other scientists about trumpet & the fact *it's a cyborg super soldier*
@gux31722 жыл бұрын
wait this is an amazing idea. I feel like this could be expanded upon more in the mod
@deeznuts-kw6yv2 жыл бұрын
@@catter8129 and considering that they managed to get one in America, meaning that the project was probably successful and not a comlete waste of money. Unlike the joy project which just was a way for yado to take over Olathe, not even America, just Olathe
@usov6562 жыл бұрын
@@deeznuts-kw6yv i think Yado just took the opportunity to use joy for that purpose, and in pointless it's implied that the whole joy thing affected more than just olathe, since you can find marauders running around looking for the pink pill and complaining that they came from so far only to find everything ruined in olathe, and in the original Lisa games the pink pill is the cure for joy.
@Ars-Nova2583 жыл бұрын
3:16 I don’t know why but I love the small touch of Joel quickly looking back as if to quickly search for a possible escape that isn’t past our cranky comrade here.
@themonster88873 жыл бұрын
holy shit when I was playing this mod I said "these enemies are fucking crazy, what are they gonna do to make Arnold compete as the final boss put him in a mech suit?"
@yangwrang36903 жыл бұрын
So THIS is the fight where “our hammer” plays! Now the title of the song makes way more sense
@seveviola69823 жыл бұрын
I like how when Alex Burns, He's like a torch
@palomino6782 жыл бұрын
In love of the "Beat a certain spot to be able to hit the boss for real" while done in RPG's, kinda predictrable in Plataformers but when done in RPG's is refreshingly puzzling
@CheeseYourself3 жыл бұрын
Something that I haven't seen anyone else mention; if Borislav (or Jeremy, or any other enemy that can use a +Dangerous attack which you can't dodge) gets +Dangerous, hit him with Goat Headbutt once he's got the status effect; enemies with +Dangerous are extremely weak to +Stun, to the point where a Goat Headbutt is pretty much guaranteed to stun them and negate the dangerous attack. Just sayin', this helped me a lot.
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
considering sotws is going to have an update in the future, this is sure to help a lot
@lucasfraczek43203 жыл бұрын
I saw the mod that let's you play as Boris against Alex and Joel, but never against him. _Dear God that sprite is menacing..._
@basicaccount3303 жыл бұрын
For a russian "super soldier", Borislav really sucks at his job. Guy's wearing a metal suit, and he got taken down by an old man doing martial arts.
@galaxy-eb9sp3 жыл бұрын
and a guy who never even fired his gun
@LuisMendez-ru7nj3 жыл бұрын
Coming from a world where you have real powers by natural means or a martial art, I can believe that Alex hits hard even without really knowing martial arts
@drizzziit13 жыл бұрын
@@LuisMendez-ru7nj Yeah, Velvet fu is supposed to suck ass compared to other real martial arts, yet Alex is super agile and can straight up murder all these crazed, fight addicted fanatics with his bare hands despite his advancing age. Do not underestimate him.
@cloudthelemon7563 жыл бұрын
@@drizzziit1 I think it's one of those things where you hold yourself back and it's guaranteed shitty but if you actually make an effort to beat someone up it's deadly.
@roetemeteor2 жыл бұрын
@@cloudthelemon756 more like even a crappy martial art is better than not knowing how to fight. Capoeria, for example, is a largely impractical fighting style with not much versatility against other styles, but it beats just wildly flailing.
@jazzierdude96543 жыл бұрын
As a franchiser once said: "How the fuck does an old man with his shitty cowboy friend beat me? This dosent make any fucking sense"
@swagmasterthebest3 жыл бұрын
Borislav makes Arnold look like cheese legs
@Mr.Rendo13 жыл бұрын
Full power arnold could probably beat him
@slopboggian3 жыл бұрын
the dude's surname is ragnarok, of course he makes arnold look small.
@ivanthespacehiker46933 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Rendo1he literally one shot joel.
@Mr.Rendo13 жыл бұрын
@@ivanthespacehiker4693 arnold one shotted a joy mutant
@Nowaythisisnt Жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Rendo1 when
@chippedgoat3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how that guy would have reacted to see the world as it is
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
Okay so I just realized that I missed something in this video. I'll be covering what it is in a future video so heads-up.
@theequalizer6942 жыл бұрын
So the soviets were working on cyborgs while the USA was contracting yado to make a super soldier drug very interesting.
@mr.monotone19082 жыл бұрын
Arnold:Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
@polyphome87483 жыл бұрын
The fact that a Russian cyborg died to a bottle
@shen5533 Жыл бұрын
Joel indeed had weaponized that technology...
@128th3 жыл бұрын
> Such an easy fight, just hit his head, lol. > 9:04 Oh. Now we talking!
@Idontknowwhattoputasmyuser3 жыл бұрын
Also you make really good thumbnails
@faustodaniel57162 жыл бұрын
How come being on fire in these fangames makes you stronger
@Bob-lx8xu3 жыл бұрын
In the newest version the fight is much more harder. You can only damage the head with Flying kicks that by it self gives Boris many chances to oneshot Joel the thing is am completely exhausted of revives. Looks like I got to skip this one fight.
@vietthanh88473 жыл бұрын
Can you do all the ending please ? I wanna see how many endings this one has.
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
I don't think there's that much endings if I recall (I only know of two), but I'll consider it. If anyone else reading this thinks there's more endings, go ahead and reply.
@no642563 жыл бұрын
@@AlterReaper I think there is a bonus Lanks ending
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
wasn't that just a mod for one video
@vietthanh88473 жыл бұрын
@@no64256 hold up What is Lank doing in Pointless ? I don't remember him being in that game
@no642563 жыл бұрын
@@vietthanh8847 as far as I'm aware he only appears in his ending. I believe you do some convoluted series of events That I can't remember ànd have hopeful installed. Lanks would then travel to downtown Olathe and you get his ending. It's more of an easter egg than an actual ending
@insanitysend893 жыл бұрын
what level is major iris learned? cause on my playthrough (sadly somehow locked myself into the infinity ending.) i nearly killed all the battles and bosses and never had it.
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
you have to win against the Avatar of Failure on your Second Fold
@insanitysend893 жыл бұрын
@@AlterReaper ah okay i 'm just trying to figure out how you get certain things like the endings/fight the cyborg superboss cause i'm not sure what needs to happen in order to get the super roland/arnold. wish there was a walkthrough for stuff like this. not saying your videos have been super helpful and all i'm just kinda uncertain on how to go about making sure i can do as much of the game without screwing m myself into the super bad ending lol.
@slopboggian3 жыл бұрын
what happens when you interact with boris before you wake him up?
@P-Mushu2 жыл бұрын
I loved the fact you showed the dislikes
@arriasinsanite48863 жыл бұрын
awesome, i Love your contents, maybe you could do a quick rundown of the new reccuring characters maybe ?
@tamalin7383 жыл бұрын
i rlly love the sprites
@andrew.mp4311 Жыл бұрын
Spamton…
@scaracy1763 жыл бұрын
can you do a video on what happens to geen after arnold not franchised, thanks!
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
I think this is too short for it to be its own video so I'll reply here. Just like the franchise route, he jumps down with you. (Though I guess on the franchise route Alex forces him to go down.) However, he doesn't land on the pile of meat like Alex and Joel does, resulting in his death.
@Beltboy3 жыл бұрын
@@AlterReaper Something tells me he thought Alex and Joel was going to jump so their deaths are less brutal than dying in the hands of a horde of Franchisers
@yangwrang36903 жыл бұрын
@@AlterReaper do joel and Alex react to his death? Also is it possible to fight Arnold with salt crab?
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
@Yang Wrang 1. No, sadly. Geen's body is placed where Alex and Joel can't get to bc it's too tall to reach. They don't react when they had just woken up, either. 2. Yes, if you recruit Salt Crab you can fight Arnold with him. If you meant something along the lines of "Is it easier to use Salt Crab instead of Geen" then that's debatable, I personally prefer using Geen for his War Paint skill and extra offense, but Salt Crab can provide decent support.
@HoryoZetsubo_VT3 жыл бұрын
Esto solo demuestra que los rusos están putamente locos xD
@alexis_electronic3 жыл бұрын
What do you need to do to activate super Arnold without going 3rd fold? I didn't manage to activate him on my second run-through.
@PieBathBob3 жыл бұрын
you have to be second fold, pretty sure you have to go through the fold cutscene? just don't go past that (dont get 3rd fold)
@alexis_electronic3 жыл бұрын
@@PieBathBob i avoided 2nd fold bc i thought i'd get forced to third woops ;w;
@JV8S3 жыл бұрын
How do you make it so Joel has double turns? Is it a secret item? A readable scroll-type item or...?
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
It's an item you get from bartering, you can check out my Trades video and skip to the Forbidden Magazine and Fetid Lung section.
@JV8S3 жыл бұрын
@@AlterReaper Ah, the fetid lung. There was an item that mentioned giving the user two times as many turns in exchange of something, but I didn't know it was permanent
@ericgeorgescu33913 жыл бұрын
Does doing all of this give anything? Like beating Satan gave that powerful accessory at least
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
There is an equipment you can get from him that I missed in this video (will be covering that in the future) but overall, not really. You get extra exp, but if you want to prepare against him in the first place, you'd have beaten Silvester de Maistre at this point.
@nonatosantos19333 жыл бұрын
I Don't know How to get The bloodied Valve, Without picking up The bad ending :(
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
The safest way is to reach the second fold (24 kills) and immediately go for Arnold. If you want the riskier option, start counting your kills after that and make sure you don't get 48 kills or over.
@ChaosUnown3 жыл бұрын
You mentioned you needed to defeat super Arnold to get the other valve, however doesn’t the Arnold fight change depending on what fold you’re at? Which folds give you Super Arnold?
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
to get both super arnold and borislav, you'd need to be at least (though also at most) on the second fold
@CoalEater_Elli3 жыл бұрын
Can you do Wilbur Sin fight in school basement? I want to see how am i supposed to find him and open the basement
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
yeah I'll do that next time since another person suggested it
@calmspectator85733 жыл бұрын
Hi can you do a video about getting all the barter items for garbage island and for the purveyor
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
someone else suggested this so yes
@CleweseBR4 ай бұрын
Esse Boss é maneiro demais
@badut34743 жыл бұрын
Hye.. sorry to ask when i done download this game it say you need opengl es at least (es)2.0 required. Can you help me how to deal with it.
@Idontknowwhattoputasmyuser3 жыл бұрын
Here is a idea When you get ruptured in the 3rd fold ending go back to the tauma kit and use it,i wounder if it works
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
I don't think this is worth making a video on so I'll reply here. Yes, it does work. Though there really isn't much benefit on doing this aside from giving you more time for Alex to live.
@Idontknowwhattoputasmyuser3 жыл бұрын
@@AlterReaper Oh well.
@Jack_Pepsi3 жыл бұрын
What's the song name of the first phase? I can't seem to find it anywhere
@Jack_Pepsi3 жыл бұрын
Also thank you for showing as many of the secrets of this expansion mods as you could. It's super helpful
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
the song's called Our Hammer
@vidyabatter2 жыл бұрын
... How do we tell him?
@AlterReaper2 жыл бұрын
tell me what on this one year old video?
@vidyabatter2 жыл бұрын
@@AlterReaper No, not you. I mean Borislav.
@daltonbecker44943 жыл бұрын
Could you maybe do all the other boss fights?
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
not really sure who qualifies as a boss in lisa games
@daltonbecker44943 жыл бұрын
@@AlterReaper Oh you know, Roland, Anaconda, Stephan, Arnold. Characters like that.
@calvinanderson42453 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing that you can't do this fight with 3rd Folder Alex, except with hacking?
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
correct. even if joel stays with you for some reason, infinity Alex will just say "dead end" on the door instead of describing which valve to put
@calvinanderson42453 жыл бұрын
Joel keeps his hands off Alex and STILL can't beat up a Russian cyborg with the power of the third fold. Tragic
@antoniomateos44653 жыл бұрын
Alguien sabe cual es el método para obtener la segunda válvula ??.. ( siempre que ganó la pelea Alex se pone en modo diablo, no entiendo si tiene que ver con la cantidad de muertes que isiste en el juego o con los pliegos ).
@delta98363 жыл бұрын
la segunda Valvula se consigue matando a Arnold ese es el unico requisito. la otra la consiguias creo recordar matando a Roland. no puedes utilizar ninguna de las Valvulas si Realizaste el tercer Pliego. lo digo porque me acaba de sucedes justo ahora xD
@antoniomateos44653 жыл бұрын
@@delta9836 y sabes de casualidad cuántas muertes debo de cometer para no pasarme del segundo pliego ??
@delta98363 жыл бұрын
@@antoniomateos4465 debes evitar matar mas de 48 personas o algo asi. el tipo que te recibe en los pliegos te dira en el segundo que si matas a unos 24 mas llegas al tercer Pliego
@antoniomateos44653 жыл бұрын
@@delta9836 cuentan los enemigo no humanos??
@delta98363 жыл бұрын
@@antoniomateos4465 por lo que veo No.
@zhalpd70173 жыл бұрын
I feel like Wilbur Sin is too easy, the superboss shouldve been really pain in the ass hard in my opinion but it was kinda fine. Great boss design and music though
@drizzziit13 жыл бұрын
Tbh we probably all did him with 40+ kills because we explored everything, so he was just overpowered. Overhall this mod is pretty tough until you get past level 12, then it's a cake walk for sure
@omegahaxors9-112 жыл бұрын
It's the feeling I get too. Feels like one of those overpowered mods which overtunes everything to get people to download it. You watch gameplay of the original and people barely get by on the skin of their teeth and that's if they're being smart.
@doctordeath24193 жыл бұрын
He's more of a midboss than a Super boss. Satan was even more powerful than this guy for example and he was just a normal fat trucker dude!
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
it's hard to compare pointless enemies to painful enemies, stuff like arnold and now borislav feel like the satan of this game despite having significantly lower stats
@nonatosantos19333 жыл бұрын
Also, You Can beat him With Franchise Alex ?
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
no, interacting with the valve slots has Alex respond with "Dead end." instead of describing which valves goes there.
@zerolevelvoid3 жыл бұрын
Is there a name to the boss music?
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
Our Hammer
@zerolevelvoid3 жыл бұрын
thanks :)
@itstheblandman87343 жыл бұрын
How many times it take you to beat him? It took me like 10
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
Around 4, after learning that attacking his head can stun him and that I have to prevent oil on the 2nd phase it didn't become all that hard for me.
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
Also Joel's Sapphire Coat is really OP.
@itstheblandman87343 жыл бұрын
AlterReaper yeah it really is, taunt and roll is busted with it
@ImFangzBro3 жыл бұрын
I did it on my first try. But Joel ended up getting 3rd degree burns, so I reset.
@sacripan44253 жыл бұрын
But...no reward? No XP at all?
@AlterReaper3 жыл бұрын
i think i accidentally triggered something that caused the game to skip the battle results, you can check out my wilbur sin battle video to see what i missed in this one edit: oh I figured it out, it was because of the battle against silvester de maistre, since he also doesn't show the battle results