lisan al gaijin - Bits and Banter [06/12/2024]

[@WildManWyatt]

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[@TheValleyPanther]

Wat

[@procyon6445]

Haha good one

[@senseialee]

I'll save you 23 seconds of googlin: we're morse code guys, of course no one can read what we are saying.

[@olliezoop]

​@@senseialee mvp

[@oposdeo]

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[@Cmanorange]

the chatter that said "google is your friend" obviously hasnt been using google for the past 6 months, it's so bad

[@SDREHXC]

I was just thinking the other day I remember when I used to be able to google something and get like the most esoteric 10 year old forum posts about exactly what I was looking for and for the past couple years it seems like it’s getting worse and worse where 90% of the results on the first several pages are just Reddit posts, half finished semi related news articles on sites no one has ever heard of and honestly that’s about it. It’s really bad. Like, search for a game walk through and half the results on the first page are wikis that have literally zero information except a placeholder page and GAMEFAQS of all things will be like 3/4 down the page.

[@Stinkbug_Ab]

They also make surveillance tech that the Israeli state uses to commit genocide so they are explicitly not our friend there too

[@Mfporte]

It really is. Is there a good alternative?

[@GryphonMcTips]

It has genuinely gotten terrible. Like you know it's bad when I unironically use bing to get relevant search results

[@WHALEBOY777]

Google is now a reddit search bar, AI will be the death of google since I don't see how they can eliminate trash AI SEO content

[@KillerTeddyBear77]

white boy STUNS pokemon fans with perfect pokedoku grid

[@BreathResolution]

We're of course

[@eeygore9150]

costco

[@gustave7619]

google maps when you take the wrong exit

[@dragoonleashing3641]

​@@gustave7619+2

[@natsuccubus]

were guys

[@balloonxm]

let's shall

[@mrkncd]

I want NL to have a single strand of hair.

[@senopheria]

You want NL to "Charlie Brown" it?

[@Shapio]

Like Pim

[@leavesofgrass1917]

pimmmaxxing

[@RevelSix]

the monkey paw curls. NL now has one very long ass hair.

[@kappurfihgurs7558]

Like Pim’s single strand of exposed nerve ending, but he yells at chat whenever it’s pulled.

[@mellaish6611]

We're incredibly beautiful autistic women, of course we fall asleep to librarian vids

[@12antlers]

so true

[@cyan6991]

soooo true

[@Veilure]

so true

[@MarieAvora]

​@@Twizzler300please don't say that

[@contrl31]

love that he yaps so much at the start of streams since the vacay

[@SnKissd]

as a south american I can't imagine what life is like without a bakery making fresh bread every hour in at least 15 minutes of walking from your current position.

[@PotionSmeller]

We're bottom guys, of course we keysmash when slightly flustered!

[@Im_The_Milk_God]

1:25:15 its kinda crazy that i know that intersection is robson and granville despite never visiting vancouver because of that time he played canada geoguessr and it showed that intersection like 4 times

[@Smex]

glorp

[@Mfporte]

I feel you

[@mangsmoof]

Sooo true

[@pablofromearth]

Im the glorp boglaglabap

[@thexenocide6013]

god i love glorp so much i wish i could have him as a pet a little kitty ahhhwhwhhahwha i love it i love it i love it so muuuuuch

[@Smex]

@@thexenocide6013 Glorp Glerp

[@StinkyDinky_]

damn the bots just posting straight up hole in the comments

[@TheJFXX]

I want to hate on the Costco Guys, but honestly, they're just making the most of their 15mins of fame.

[@tatzooism]

It's harmless fun that the kid might cringe looking back at when he's older, so they're good on my book tbh.

[@Blaurot]

​@@tatzooism and he is gonna be RICH so he wont care lul

[@TheIonizator]

why do you want to hate on them tho

[@CrustyDonutts]

unhoused guy next to me in the public library straight jorking it to the 'challengers' bit and by jorking it I mean "+2".

[@Cmanorange]

1:35:07 duuude i was drinking a coke zero and in the reflection it looked like ryan's character was trying to grab it. that's mine!

[@MrSlizzard]

The perfect pokedoku is craaazy. like him just stumbling into all those answers is just beautiful.

[@Kittyapoc]

45:03 smh he missed the bowling for soup Phineas and ferb connection

[@bigmilk13_]

This reminds me of the "why are you gay?" interview, where it's funny at first, but then you keep watching and you realize that, no, he just wants to figure out what's going on, he was merely ignorant and desired to know the truth, there was no judgement.

[@soymilkman]

No offense but did you even watch the original interview or are you just misremembering it from when you first watched it when you were 12? …. it was a Ugandan pastor and the country just passed a law last year to give the death penalty to anyone found to be gay.

[@bigmilk13_]

@@soymilkman The Ugandan pastor was of course being a dick, but the interviewer, the person who said "why are you gay", was asking productive questions pretty much free of judgement. Go watch it again bud

[@Eric-st2tj]

@@bigmilk13_ bigmilk and soymilkman having a showdown match

[@imperatorg5208]

@@bigmilk13_oh my god can you two just fuck already

[@kevincostnerino]

Stanky brat-topper is one of my favorite things I have ever read.

[@xsision5513]

Lisan al Gaweeb just goes hard

[@Dryertrash]

o7 for the service librarian.

[@Nugglo]

We're Librarian guys, of course we're early to the vid

[@UpsilonX]

I feel mentally ill honestly but this slaps

[@CountCristo]

Using “I have shit to do” to defend a needless chore is so funny to me

[@thegreattober]

We're Dune guys, of course we make funny references to the movie!

[@GoodwinGhost]

53:42 Oh god I'm Nixon-pilled shit

[@rebeccazee1401]

The greatest thumbnail I've ever seen.

[@randomperson01]

I love you librarian

[@Eagles95696]

the metal cans and bottles also make the drinks taste worse too, modelo tastes like metal when its in a can.

[@v0nman]

Just watched Envy recently and that movie was ahead of its time it is so damn funny when you recognize the whole thing is a satire (imo)

[@Vieweer]

🎶 At the one lane bridge I leave the giant stranded at the riverside, race back to my home, to dream with my uncle at the fiiireeeesidee 🎶

[@shansen6969]

Am I crazy or has he done the oils down the drain bit before? I swear I've heard him say that word for word

[@Ryhm14]

You're not crazy, he has

[@shansen6969]

@@Ryhm14 Thank god! i thought i was having the craziest de javu

[@daveclarke1990]

NL the kind of guy to wake up an have a bagel and bowel movement

[@raon123]

haha yes ram your content into my content hole

[@MeatloafingCat]

1:26:36 Justin saying Five Guys has terrible fries is insane. I don’t think anyone has had a worse take on this channel

[@PlsDontReadThis123]

Five guys fries is au dente. I can't respect them

[@sutoseduction1916]

Hey is this something? Lisa Ann'Gaib

[@Ivanhoenn]

NL is a fellow "Philadelphia Chive and Onion Cream Cheese ™" enjoyer huzzah

[@SpritoftheStairwell]

my conspiracy theory: glass bottles are being replaced because aluminum cans/bottles have a plastic liner so the plastic/fossil fuel industry is pushing more of their shit on the world edit: the plastic liner thing is actually true. you can test it yourself if you can get some HCl, dissolve a can and you'll have a perfect plastic mold left over

[@Smex]

par for the course

[@aidanlee7581]

Glorp

[@SeppyLive]

Cataclysmic L about the Alamo. They sell the best chicken tenders I’ve ever had

[@jhol2752]

chekovs bit lmao

[@VE0003]

43:38 Tuah

[@coereyw]

Bread bit +2

[@TheRyop]

lisan al weeb

[@SeppyLive]

Bread fell off cause it’s not as useful. I got macros to hit and rice+chicken is too good

[@rlzerocy]

Relatle sucks man what even determines the list that shows up. Let the man type

[@FreckoJoel]

[@jays.6843]

NL is absolutely a fucking bottom.

[@RadarFinsR]

old kids books used to be so much more intense, in the book Mrs frisby and the Rats of NIHM their is a dead test subject for the National Institute of Mental Health and the whole story is one of the kids being so sick he almost dies and them being hunted down by NIHM to be locked up and tested on again. It's like one big WW2 metaphor with a anti-mouse testing allegory. Fun stuff for kids init.-

[@ThisGuysNameIsDan]

We're

[@aliceworms]

huh

[@ghoulboss7848]

50:24 @mikael_void if youre reading this, as a fellow D2 player, did you get into NL from Datto too?