LITERAL MORONS IN AN AH-64 APACHE LONGBOW | War Thunder

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[@williamglass2223]

“Uranium is 20,000,000,000 calories.” Ivan Drago: *heavy breathing

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

William Glass Hell yes

[@Chonkems]

Oh shit. Looks like I'm gonna become obese.

[@typowynieogar]

First 30 seconds Me:help me im dying, to much laughter

[@sam8076]

American energy is calories. European energy is Kilojoules.

[@ejejejelelelel926]

Sadly it's in a form the body cannot extract energy from an digest

[@nistorlaurentiu7533]

Uranium: has 20 billion calories The US realizing that Japanese citizens are starving:

[@mrmolasses5366]

Holy shit

[@flawlesstheory5111]

My *oooof*-meter is going off charts

[@professionaldisappointment1654]

yikes

[@ms.centurion9708]

I love this joke you gotta a like from me

[@generalfred9426]

We'll send them supplies twice

[@nomad1099]

Badda: "if you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes the radiation would kill you" Clu: "AH YES THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU!!!"

[@brickpuncher1429]

I wonder how many burgoids it would take to equal the radiation of a gram of Uranium.

[@bru9383]

Little mistake there: not Badda, that's Koala

[@nomad1099]

@@bru9383 shhhh no one needs to know that

[@Mr-Green0]

How did the radiation get into the bananas? Did the banana delivery truck took a shortcut through Chernobyl?

[@nomad1099]

@@Mr-Green0 we don't talk about what happened it doesn't need to be brought up

[@RobTheBlockyFox22]

All Gaijin needs to do is add submarines and you’ll literally have a war game that says “Don’t be picky, pick something dammit.”

[@elijahweaver7135]

And aircraft carriers

[@Latiorn]

And they did

[@Mophony]

They need to combine Warthunder and Enlisted

[@HK-po8iz]

The Tigre HAD ejection seats in the 90's, it would just detach the rotors before before launching the crew out. Like so he can see, thx

[@sickgringo007]

Man that's a leap of faith trusting that mechanic to still work when your helicopter is going down.

[@jameson1239]

Same with the KA-50 and KA-52

[@vidhansingh8670]

@@bongo1630 no Apache is a fixed wing chopper it doesn't has any eject read the forums and it's mechs

[@thatguy9838]

@@sickgringo007 that ain't a mechanic homie, that's ordnance remembering to pull the C.A.D. pins

[@boomboy4102]

Quite alot of Russian helis have ejection

[@notsoholycrusader5608]

“I joined the marines” “Question: Am I immortal” That killed me when I first heard it

[@dantesteward4251]

" Question: Am I immortal? Well yes but actually no.

[@prankstermanparkour562]

how could it kill if you're immortal

[@returntosenderrickluvmorty2157]

If it killed you, you wouldn’t have thumbs and fingers available for your spirit to say you’re dead, you’d be motionless. Oof. Got em

[@ghostboi6367]

Same

[@TheQuyman]

Its why i keep coming back to this video

[@iamlamb_2979]

As an army vet who worked on apaches. I approve of this video and want you to know that it is actually that badass in combat. Also surprise both the apache and the freebrams have the same engine with some tweeks here and there

[@bokan1265]

They have the same engine?? That's cool.

[@Osric24]

​@@bokan1265 literal jet engines, my boy. Abrams have a very distinctive whine to their engine sound that hints at its turbine.

[@sopcannon]

@@Osric24 and shit tonne of weapons and armour.

[@Yunghank59]

“If the first T-34 doesn’t get him the next 3 definitely will” is the best way to explain the eastern front

[@gingermcgingin4106]

A German officer was quoted as saying something like "One Tiger [tank] can easily destroy 10 Shermans, but you Americans always had 11" & of course there's Stalin's famous "Quantity has a quality all it's own" line

[@dimorix6593]

“The Abrams can never be depressed.” “Only it’s operator” Kills me every time

[@thomasnolastname8734]

So does the Abrams

[@Johan_the_Marshal]

@@thomasnolastname8734 You mean the T-90?

[@jackwaterman143]

To true or a statement 😂

[@user-it4lq3zx5d]

@@Johan_the_Marshal YOU CAN RUN FORM THE CURE BITE AND CURE BLADE?

[@unnamellie]

So does depression

[@dummgaming1033]

"gunner, you see that truck" "Affirmative" *"I dont want to"* 5:34

[@johnbeauvais3159]

Gunner that vehicle offends me, remove it

[@doubleutubefan5]

3:10 When you get hit by a missile as big as your entire body

[@topphatt1312]

Badger: memorizes meme shells so he doesn’t get bullied Also badger: gets bullied for saying “sa-bot” instead of “say-bow”

[@hiroshell7973]

WHY IT IS SAY BOW IF IT ENDS IN A T? GOD DANG IT PEOPLE

[@mordredpendragon1235]

​@hiroshell7973 Because we're Americans. Our English is so simplified it comes around to being stupid

[@aldensrc6663]

Your boomerang otherwise known as the xp55 was a killer without seeing combat there was only 3 ever made two of them crashed they were single seat aircraft but of the two crashes they killed a total of around 6 people the second plane crashed into a car on the way to a airshow.

[@elijahweaver7135]

It's code name was acender

[@herecomestom2937]

Not bad,no combat deployments and a k/d of 6:2

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

​@@elijahweaver7135i think they misspelled descender.

[@DalesDubs]

Reminds me of that one surgery that had a 300% fatality rate because the surgeon chopped off one of the assistants fingers and he died of infection and someone in the audience died of shock and then the patient also died of infection

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

@@DalesDubs I get JSE's quote "Speed is Key" is needed for the olden days of no anesthesia, but wow. Still can't believe that even happened.

[@cybershoutmon9741]

“Do YoU SeE mE LAUgIng my GaMER?!” I was actually on my job’s floor laughing uncontrollably

[@der_saftmon]

F

[@scunt461]

Do Ya SeE mE ****InG lAuGhInG mY gAmEr?!

[@davecrupel2817]

_very calm casual voice_ "Ok now throttle up" *EXPLOSIVE CRASH* I fvcking can't

[@wardenarcvoiddragonofdeath2735]

That's what I'm currently doing my gamer ally LMAO 🤣

[@MLGLionKnight]

@@wardenarcvoiddragonofdeath2735 I recognise that profile picture from somewhere but I don’t know where

[@Terrarianator]

America: "Our defense budget is the highest out everything!" The Military: "Wait, we had a budget?"

[@seantaggart7382]

Military: Wait we had a budget? Government: YES! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT? military: uh we gave an apache to the army a f35 variant to the Navy bunch of cool memes to the Marines a tank killer called a A10 to the airforce and... The coast guard was not sent much

[@OneEdgyAngerSniper]

It’s not a budget, it’s a target.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"its a payment plan not a budget"

[@marshallcarhart579]

Ayo sick Titanfall pfp

[@Terrarianator]

@@marshallcarhart579 Thanks

[@iron4tress458]

“If you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radiation poisoning Ah yes the radiation will kill you” I laughed at that my brother was wondering what I was watching

[@zeph0shade]

Two solutions to ejecting from helicopters: 1. Lock up the rotor first. Adds an extra couple of seconds before you actually eject, but we don't exactly need to do it carefully, it's not like you're planning to use it anymore. 2. Instead of launching you up through the canopy like a typical ejection seat, have it launch you down through the floor. No worries about hitting the rotor, just hope the trajectory of the helicopter is erratic enough to not come down directly on top of you.

[@TheBlueScreenYT]

“If you ate 40,000 bananas in ten minutes you would die of radiation” “ *Ah yes, the radiation would kill you* “ Best part imo

[@chloedearing5140]

Yes the radiation

[@asilva5021]

The radiation

[@chungass]

I don’t get it

[@jmanwild87]

Technically there's an scp that plays with this exact joke. Pills that spawn such a massive amount of bananas in your stomach that you die of crush trauma but those bananas are collectively radioactive

[@isaiahhackshaw201]

@@jmanwild87 What? Why so specific?

[@kerbaltubehd5737]

By the way, one helicopter actually has ejection seats: It's none other than your best friend the KA-50! There is a mechanism on board that jettisons all the rotors before actually shooting you out of your predicament, so you won't instantly turn into a human slushy

[@crazyguyofdoge6112]

s-so no human slushy? aww :(

[@slitheryboi3097]

There’s also others where the rotors just split

[@iamafuckingfailure]

Now, i might be an idiot But why not make the ejection seat eject from the bottom of the cabin?

[@thiccboizgaming1304]

@@iamafuckingfailure if the helicopter is going down and you’re in the helicopter then you’re gonna go down as fast as the helicopter. You wouldn’t fall faster than the helicopter so it wouldn’t work

[@bling__brute6048]

@@thiccboizgaming1304 now if Im not wrong there is a heli somewhere that has a downwards ejection seat, but i gotta say my favorite ejection seat would be horizontal. Just throws off some of of the side of the heli or the front and just YEETS you out of the heli, straight into the fire of the Adats blasting you, or if you’re spinning out of control you get thrown into your tail rotors. At least it gives the enemy a horrid mess to clean and nothing for them to capture exept for a meat slush.

[@GusCraft460]

Here’s how helicopter ejection seats should work: the bolts linking the rotor blades to the rotor shaft should blow allowing the rotor blades to fly off, and then a moment later the canopy gets blown and the seat ejects.

[@gizemlicocuk3468]

9:02 "family is everything"

[@wafflestcattash4818]

Sweet home Alabama

[@KrappyMusic]

Thats vin diesel not Dwayne

[@genalex10]

How to make use of your country’s tax dollars: Acquire 🅱️ e s h

[@solairewarriorofthesun9213]

GenericAlex31 It just works

[@ian9622]

logic 100

[@thisisanaccount7165]

@@ian9622 logic 420

[@lemat3576]

Only 🅱️ E S H

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

I think you mean 🅱️🅰️🅿️🅿️

[@sparinglysalted4951]

“Sir, request permission to leave the AH-64 Apache Longbow” “For what purpose, literal moron?” “To give the enemy back their ballistic missiles.” “Permission granted”

[@daedricmace919]

Sparingly Salted Seems legit

[@yeshua8952]

Seems legit

[@seantaggart7382]

Private: WHICH ONE WE GOT ALL THIS0:49

[@sparinglysalted4951]

Sean Taggart To put in simple terms; 🅱️ESH

[@seantaggart7382]

@@sparinglysalted4951 GOOD! *BRRRRRRRRRT*

[@ketsu-7560]

3:36 lmao damn he really went for it

[@huntercoff]

Germany: how many different versions of the t-34 do you have. Russia: YES

[@Invisifly2]

Some helicopters do have ejection seats. When you use them explosive bolts blow the rotor blades off first.

[@Canadian_Ale]

*Now imagine if those explosive bolts failed*

[@Top2BottomGaming]

@@Canadian_Ale *You wait for the rotors to stop spinning.*

[@ebolaevd-2710]

Or perfectly Time it

[@thisisanaccount7165]

@@Top2BottomGaming no you dont. just eject anyway.

[@SpaghettiMaker]

@@Canadian_Ale Then its just not your problem anymore.

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

I'm going to be honest, the opening 'Ah yes; the RaDIAtiON would kill you' is probably the funniest part in this video for me.

[@energy8539]

For me it’s that and when the missile went straight through the windshield of the truck

[@flyingace5057]

Yep

[@N0mad0529]

Absolutely

[@Ultrasecond77]

In the words of Gridlock, "you're not wrong, mate. You're not wrong."

[@helleboreofficial4692]

One of my favorite moments is the sun patch lol

[@xenoblade1068]

13:00 Ah yes *Christmas* time

[@Rizz_Messiah]

07:00 how has no one mentioned that the Kamov KA-50 attack helicopter does in fact have an ejection seat. The key is to jettison the blades before the canopy and seat rocket upwards into them

[@aschulte3936]

Badger: "Sabot shells are the final form of throwing a rock at somebody." Railguns: Am I a joke to you?

[@hemanwakiweya264]

A Schulte their the first Health bar of the final boss

[@kiwisinner]

UNSC: We gotchu fam.

[@SiegeTF]

Railguns fire sabot rounds because otherwise the munition would fuse to the damn barrel.

[@banzeyegaming2234]

Cavemen had the right idea...

[@MLGLionKnight]

I have to agree with railgun because I’m currently playing ace combat and have the railgun equipped on campaign and it just deletes the opposition

[@Ghostly3011]

Sabot is, in fact, _not_ the final form of throwing a rock at someone. *That would be a railgun.* Edit: to all the geniuses trying to one-up me with “but the rod from god” That’s dropping. Not throwing. Big difference.

[@Choujifangirl]

true

[@gregariousgamer1963]

What about a laser?

[@someoneidk6303]

@@gregariousgamer1963 thats not a rock, thats light

[@gregariousgamer1963]

@@someoneidk6303 Fair enough

[@thedarklrd6714]

@@someoneidk6303 lazer fire is just spicy light

[@Kulkogo]

“Ah yes, THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU!” Practically died from laughter there

[@ironIngot44]

3:56 as a part of the Australian community I heavily approve the boomerang

[@ItsJustVirgil]

Anyone else notice that Skulker’s signature saying is just “the purpose of this ______ is to violate the Geneva convention.”

[@rnvsinha]

Getting tired of hearing him say that tbh

[@benjaminokonski9186]

Yep. And I love it.

[@consoleguy647]

@@benjaminokonski9186 same.

[@travelingspartan2035]

I need a compilation of crazy shit Skullker's said or done with his soundboard

[@consoleguy647]

@@travelingspartan2035 *YES.* wait. not yes. 🅱️ES. there we go.

[@owens6578]

Badgers decal is the epitome of, “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”

[@ejejejelelelel926]

How do you get it on xbox

[@cobbleturd6978]

@@ejejejelelelel926 I am still trying to figure out how to get it for PC with an existing account

[@rogue_shad3258]

He said before the sabot round fucked the opposition whole life up

[@hazeltree7738]

"This hurts me more than it'll hurt you, because you'll be dead"

[@spectrumom1]

8:10 Boss, you killed a child

[@tranterminus]

I love Heavenly's voice in the background saying "HOLY S**T", he pretty much sounded like Mortal Kombat's narrator saying that Fun fact : The plane that kamikazed to the ground at 3:37 was actually the P-40

[@LuckyDelorean]

BREAKING NEWS: *Astronaut known as “YeetDabMcFapDab” takes helicopter to mars and comes back with aliens*

[@OldNorth152]

You shouldn't be its a good one.

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

@Cheese bag With the S.S WEED

[@franciscoguinledebarros4429]

"you know man's gotta clap som alien bitches amirite fellas or amirite?" -YeetDabMcFapDap upon his landing

[@Luc-jc4dl]

He just kept going up

[@dylanhutchinson9209]

He just robs the Russian school bus

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

1964: Enemy infantry terrified by the sound of “Fortunate Son” playing from the sky. 2020: Enemy infantry terrified by the sight of a sad seal in the sky.

[@NaruSanavai]

Also: terrified of Freebrams packin' 🅱ESH rounds.

[@ian9622]

heck yes

[@joeys4485]

Lol

[@noyankucuk8667]

"GODDAMN ALL THIS FOR A CAMARO?" is stupidly underrated man

[@manacolt9037]

I've actually found the low tier sbds with gunpods make pretty good fighters, due to the tail gunner, and relative decent manuverability

[@Scorpionactual]

Potato truck minding its business: Badger with a literal tank killer: Let's launch every f*cking missile in my inventory

[@royshaltiel6398]

I love how badger’s SFM representation of heavenly just became Doomguy

[@oogusboogusactual117]

Dude Heavenly plays Dark Souls, he's hardcore.

[@SubSonicDubs]

The mans played a level on Eternal without taking a fucking hit, so it would make sense

[@uninvitedguest8723]

Well y'know what he says when he plays Smonk, hes the man behind the slaughter

[@crodthesorrysap4165]

He's either Doomguy or Vigel.

[@rocky.sroger8855]

There was an ncr ranger in the beginning

[@Pandabear8575]

I want to thank you guys for bringing back the happiness i had back in 2010-14 the new generation of mark, sean and dan, thank you.

[@Revanite_NU]

I love how badger says he can’t explain about ejection seats in helicopters but he can explain chemical formats and shell types perfectly

[@bobafett7356]

“Sir are you qualified to repair this plane”. “Uh I built a lego Death Star once”. “Oh I’m sorry for doubting you sir”

[@Con5tantine]

Badger: *memorizes the entire meme of shell combinations* Warthunder Veterans, still in their flight suits doing muscle exercises, sees his ammo setup in the T-34: *EYES GLOW WITH INTENSE MALICE*

[@seantaggart7382]

*eyes turn black as the void* WHO DARE SUMMON THE ENLIGHTENED ONE?

[@TheGreatEchoingPotato]

7:28 FOR THE MOTHER LAND

[@mememachine3963]

Badger when he sees a tank: a really big fuckin' hole, coming right up

[@LowIntSpecimen]

"Shut up, I'm trying to read." "What the hell is important enough to read mid-flight?" "... *h o w t o f l y ."*

[@EclipsedEquinox]

You know what.. thats not wrong.

[@user-kv8wk2qm2n]

Well, I can't read!

[@springtrap1156]

-Jared, 19

[@Cladd-zv9gv]

The co-pilot: "understandable have a nice day"

[@kittlegame5550]

that’s definitely something this group would say

[@Beepboop-uw4cg]

*Puts Christmas skin on helicopter “Thought I’d show him some festive spirit since he’s not going to be making it home for Christmas”

[@diecritical387]

Noooo9

[@ebolaevd-2710]

Nice

[@EzekiesAcheron]

Cursed bro

[@Ribbons0121R121]

its the thought that counts

[@concordegaming5037]

10:56 The B-25 is just an absolutely beautiful warbird. They look especially good when there’s 16 of them on the flight deck of a Yorktown-class aircraft carrier bound for mainland Japan.

[@KaylieRayne]

Fun fact, most Russian Helicopters do in fact have a Ejection Seat. The rotors are blown off with Explosive bolts, As Depends on the cockpit(The KA 50 line has a "pod" cockpit) The Pilots and co-pilot is ejected.

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

Always remember the Russian military motto: “You can’t be convicted of war crimes if there is no one alive to witness them”

[@Drache191200]

*chuckles in GAU-8* YOU ARE IN DANGER!

[@cerzith8339]

Naw the russian war motto is "if we throw enough people at the bullets eventually they'll run outa bullets"

[@OldNorth152]

That is kinda the same thing.

[@Tyler-vo4tq]

Remember, no Russian

[@natesal5037]

Cerzith The Chinese’s government war strategy

[@corporategunner5972]

My favorite quote from this video: "OH MY GOD, WE'VE GOT AIR SUPPORT AND THAT AIR SUPPORT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY!"

[@glassfruit7702]

Nah fam, the pilot was a kamikaze pilot

[@stratigangames508]

Dude, even a Trex would get his fade run by an m1a2 Abrams

[@banzeyegaming2234]

B A N Z A I !!!

[@jaydenolivas1147]

Same

[@mojn4249]

speaking as a low rank player: "pilots will kamikaze into the enemy. DESPITE doing no damage; they care not"

[@xenodragomorph]

I can actually imagine Badger being an actual Badger either in a crocodile suit or a shark suit if there will be no difference 🤣

[@bruhburrito8531]

I know this is an old-ish video, but American tracers at the BR that Badger's playing (especially with the Mustang and Thunderbolt lines) are the best in game. Imagine a tracer round capable of piercing armor and setting anything that is not metal on fire, and fired from 6-8 gunports that have high RPM. And don't forget that some of the other planes have dedicated gunpods too!

[@bubbles8871]

Those depleted uranium rocks are exactly what the US would design, they're just compressed and refined calories punching through tank armour.

[@DNToquer]

And if the US knows anything, it's refined calories.

[@spacebearcadet746]

"40,000 bananas to generate enough radiation to kill you." *"YEAH IT'S THE RADIATION THAT KILLS YOU"* Banana pill SCP in a nutshell.

[@liammm7036]

Does that mean I'd die if I ate one banana in 0.015 seconds?

[@spacebearcadet746]

@@liammm7036 after taking one banana pill, the subject explodes as the amount of bananas causes them to rupture their *everything*, and will continue to fill the surrounding area with highly radioactive bananas. A test site had to be abandoned because it was buried under radioactive banana sludge from one pill.

[@jubernavarrete3807]

Space Bear Cadet so...39,999 is the limit?

[@spacebearcadet746]

@@jubernavarrete3807 You gain everything.

[@theboard4207]

Space Bear Cadet including cancer

[@WilliametcCook]

0:48 [Sung to the tune of "The Major General's Song"] _Armor-piercing high-explosive fin-stab'lized discarding sabot_ _high-explosive anti-tank high-explo-sive capped balli-stic capped_

[@chaconut6431]

"How many variants of the T-34 do you-" *Yes*

[@90enemies]

"The Abrams cannot be depressed! Only it's operator can..." *God Bless America*

[@bloodywisp8625]

5:09 Bungie: “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!”

[@Sp4rky121]

Oh shit you're right. Technically in beyond light we just said "fuck the traveler"

[@outlander64]

Yes! XD Savathùn is a huge Russianbadger fan I guess.

[@kennethpoorman6588]

I love that and it's a hilarious quote to use

[@seraph327J]

That line was pure titan brain moments.

[@affablelawyer8527]

9:20 i almost spat my drink out after hearing "but it would help you survive the winter"

[@RedBaptist]

"We're losing oil??" "Not in America, that's for sure!" *laughs in Joe Biden*

[@Saunakiuas06]

Shut your comment mouth! Do you want to start a political fight?

[@When_you_cant_even_say_my_name]

@@Saunakiuas06 no u

[@rorrimtoht7177]

Badger: "You don't wanna know what kinda music I edit my vids to." Me: *sits on Goldengate bridge at midnight looking for the one window that has caramelldansen behind it*

[@michaelscott6022]

Pentagon: "This helicopter is a hi-tech, precise, _expensive_ piece of military hardware." Pilots: _"WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!"_

[@devilreject6878]

I was in the army in the infantry and can say that, that statement is very fucking true.... Warrent officers are just smart grunts who are bored when not blowing shit up... Lmao!!!

[@DebbieJensen-zz4zq]

4:30 top gun song then saying i am boomerang you cant hit a boomerang was so funny

[@t26e3pershingtank]

Bajur is gonna love the SBD with the gun pods and tracers, so many 50 cals

[@randomka-52alligatorthatis34]

Badger and Friends : "Talks about ejection seat for Combat Helicopters" Me : They do realize that the Russian Ka-50 "Black Shark" does in real life have a ejection seat right?

[@yokaiju8909]

How does that work? I'm guessing either sideways or downwards.

[@randomka-52alligatorthatis34]

@@yokaiju8909 The rotor blades is blown of using explosive charges from its rotor disc and then the ejection seat rockets away upwards.

[@yokaiju8909]

@@randomka-52alligatorthatis34 ah, that makes more sense. Thanks for the info.

[@arminascepas8301]

@@randomka-52alligatorthatis34 So this is how Cpt MacMillan downed that helo

[@randomka-52alligatorthatis34]

@@arminascepas8301 The helo he downed is actually the Mi-28 "Havoc".

[@TheDakkaman]

Badger speaking of the blessed SABOT round: “Final form of throwing a rock at someone” *DARPA, sitting in the back, ominously patting their prototype rail gun*: “Heard u talkin’ shit”

[@spring5385]

Benjamin Floyd Have you considered lowering the effort required by simply dropping the rock? From orbit.

[@socksleeve]

THE ROD FROM GOD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR EXACT COORDINATES

[@dside_ru]

@@spring5385 That would be the proverbial Russian cast-iron bomb. Blast radius equal to the radius of the bomb. Roughly.

[@agustusfarnworth3379]

D:\side\ huh?

[@TheDakkaman]

@@socksleeve THE ROD FROM GOD DOES NOT *NEED* YOUR EXACT COORDINATES! *insert explosion*

[@user-gw8jz4ee3y]

The first thing in the video is just: “Uranium is… 20,000,000,000 calories.” Badger’s video’s never get old.

[@yee_yeeorsomething]

3:10 The fact that he direct impacted that poor driver still kills me lmao

[@caboose3721]

10:17 "You have been destroyed by Kanna_thicc_loli"

[@reapingarcher6791]

Its kinda bad that i know where thats from

[@cryptic_cyfr]

Ssed instantly. Hate that I seen the show 7 times

[@billysuarez18]

@@reapingarcher6791 what is it never heard of it

[@TylertheCC1010fan]

@@billysuarez18 Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.

[@billysuarez18]

@@TylertheCC1010fan who is miss kobayashi if its anime then idk anything

[@flonp2396]

The Black Shark actually does have an ejection seat. From what I understand, the rotor blades slide out of sleeves connected to the rotor hub using explosives and rockets propel the pilot out of the helicopter. There are other helicopters with ejection seats, but the KA-50 was the first one.

[@alexlaws5086]

You mean to tell me the Russians made an effort to keep their pilots alive?

[@agustusfarnworth3379]

Alex Laws They don’t kamikazing this bitch like Japan you know

[@civilizedzombie8760]

I like the idea of opening the cockpit and haphazardly shooting the rotors off with a pistol then ejecting.

[@GamerTubeHD]

The Eurocopter and Apachie use a simmilar system. The rotors seperate and the whole Cockpit is prepelled away from the chopper. The pilots stay in the cockpit for extra protection from schrapnel and the lose rotorblades.

[@whos-atomic]

13:57 all i can think about when i see badgers hairline is ordering a double quarter pounder and some murican iced tea from mcdonalds

[@datsimplenope]

It’s funny that this exact vehicle’s documents were leaked on the War Thunder forums recently

[@BisexualG00SE]

12:52 they actually do that in some Japanese military factions! The helicopters have anime versions of the pilots on the sides!

[@gwydionrusso3206]

me has a weeb and a soon to be pilot in training where the hell do I sign up

[@vladimirvikentije5202]

I’m disappointed, discussed and intrigue at the same time

[@RyuusanFT86]

Itasha Military *MOBILIZE*

[@clothar23]

Japanese Military...that's a good joke. The JSDF isn't a military , they're cops with a slighty better pay cheque and cool toys.

[@RyuusanFT86]

@@clothar23 Yessir

[@Xuesfam]

I love how the American national anthem is playing in the background in several different tunes

[@happyboy1815]

2:45 ATF be like

[@davethm75]

Gotta love the XP55 all you gotta do is nake sure you have a few rounds in the cannon and whatever you point at 90% of the time it goes down

[@bryanandersonmt]

Actually, the Russian helicopter KA-52 has ejection seats, when its activated, explosions set the blades loose so the pilot and gunner don't get shreded by them.

[@Reklemer3]

Interesting, I was actually curious about that.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I was about to comment that, the Ka-52 is badass.

[@callumdonington2227]

Wasn't that in a James Bond movie?

[@ootdega]

So you're telling me...the Russians put explosive charges *_in the rotors_* to blow them to pieces so they could have ejection seats. That is the most Russian solution I have ever heard and I love it.

[@CrazyGmodder]

ootdega not blow to pieces per se’ the explosive bolts send the rotors flying in all directions, keeping mostly in tact but damaged. Not that it really matters, either way the crew isn’t shredded to bits.

[@coopersmith9828]

I'm reminded of my ROTC instructor and all the stories he used to tell us instead of teaching, and 90% of them where funny like, Marine basic training, or the time he broke the army's regulations about mingling with the populace so he could get some Saudi KFC during Desert Shield; but the one that he told that he found funny, but all the kids got quiet about was his tale of Depleted Uranium shells. He's a Captain in an armored division (I forget which), he's also a tank commander. He gets into contact, and once the field is clear, everyone is hanging around these old Soviet T-70s. He says "there's a quarter sized hole going in, a quarter sized hole going out, no fire, no explosion. And a few seconds after we hit them, the turret flies off." And the only way he could explain the affect on the enemy crew was, and I shit you not... "You know that residue that's left when you eat a bowl of Jello? Cause that's all that's left inside the tank, just this red goo at the exit hole." No clothes, no sidearms, no bodies or bones. And as all the younger cadets get all quiet, and I sit there with a stupid grin, he just laughs.

[@outen44]

Well yeah, a super heated depleted uranium SABOT flying through metal at 1,575 m/s creates a vacuum and increases the temperature inside to unholy amounts that will turn ANYTHING inside to liquid and pull it out with it.

[@aether5208]

Mfs just jelloized that tank, that’s the ultimate flex

[@coopersmith9828]

-ers Jello-ized the tankers.

[@banzeyegaming2234]

... That’s dark.

[@coopersmith9828]

You should hear the stories about the cross burning at MCRD. Or the one about the nukes. The other one about the nukes. Or how he almost started a war with Iran during Desert Storm. But 1. He might've been lying, but he always told them without missing a beat. 2. I don't know whether or not they're classified information, he swears he'd never tell us that, but whenever I asked he just told me to live a little. 3. If you're good at something never do it for free.

[@sethq934]

I sensed a fellow Canadian at 7:55

[@GamingwithSuper]

I figured out how to make an ejection seat for helicopters! It would take lots and lots of time to develop but you just add something that locks the blades in place away from the cockpit and the seat just shoots you up into the air. Or we could implement it where the blades just detach from the vehicle making it safe to eject

[@BlueInkAlchemy]

I'm not sure why, but to this day, the 🅱️ E S H meme hits incredibly hard. Which, I guess is the point of the ammunition...

[@chaconut6431]

The 🅱️ stands for bitdefender vpn

[@richrevs]

Haha…wait… it’s taken me 7 months to figure out this. But I’ve figured out you’re big brained af bruh… HOW DID THIS BANGER OF A COMMENT ONLY HAVE 259 LIKES

[@andyfriederichsen]

Fun Fact: HEAT is better than APHE.

[@purplebean4324]

What about this day?

[@briangorham8502]

@@chaconut6431 what about big explosive squash head

[@diabetes1191]

Millitary anime girl: "finna neeco neeco kneecap you from 50 km in the sky

[@pepsidoggo1598]

Yeah uh I'll be damned if an AH-1 can operate halfway to the Karman Linr

[@coenogo]

Pepsi Doggo It aint a goddamn Spitfire

[@pepsidoggo1598]

@@coenogo excuse me whaaat?

[@bencenagy5459]

Before corona:It waa really good. After corona:nico-nico *need to go kill myself*

[@codexoflols9515]

*weeb noises intensifies* "actually it's Niko Niko Kneecaps" *triggered*

[@ryanturner984]

When clu said 'all across vermont' I was like I live there cool

[@richrevs]

Man, Badger really was crankin 90’s during March Kill fest with the IRS made flu. He makin his base of followers roll across their insanely sanitized tile floors at home.

[@DepressedAndDank]

"I still think helicopters should have ejector seats" *CHOP CHOP*

[@filipeamaral216]

Goldeneye vibes.

[@Koozomec]

Kamov KA-50

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

DepressedAndDank two words: side ejectors

[@seantaggart7382]

How about DOWNWARD THROUGH THE HELICOPTER! GENIUS

[@RealCadde]

How about the way they ACTUALLY have ejection seats in helicopters. The have small explosive charges on the rotors which blasts them away BEFORE you eject.

[@Nightracer_]

Badger: Is that an aircraft? Aircraft: *crashes* Badger: OH MY GOD WE’VE GOT AIR SUPPORT AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO FLY Me: No, it’s called a kamikaze

[@1145223bena]

Sym_N1ght I call that “surprise raiding party”

[@nuggets_r_tasty7343]

I call that suprise accuracy bombing

[@Nightracer_]

The fact that your name is ‘plane channel’ is ironic

[@redactedredacted4585]

I think you mean "an eye for a military grade aircraft"

[@raphaelweischer6046]

4:30 Badger pulls out concealed carry air guitar and plays the Top gun anthem

[@sarahtingley2926]

A helicopter jet chimney sent just straight into the ground at mock ten

[@williamglass2223]

8:01 “How many different variants of the T-34 do you have?” “-YES.”

[@benjaminokonski9186]

Badger: How many national anthems do I wanna put in this video? Also Badger: *Y E S*

[@ABritishPakistani]

Everyone: You can’t just air strike an orphanage! The US defence budget: Haha A-10 warthog go brrrt brrrrrrt

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

A British Pakistani He he Napalm go boom

[@reaperofdeath8957]

You know for a 660 billion dollar budget they doing fine. Also I find that the new wrists has armour that has approximately 1000 mm or cm thick and they made a shell that can pierce up to 1000 mm of armor.

[@harambecomrade2407]

Fun fact, irl, the Mi28N and Ka50 and Ka52 have ejection seats, they can do that because they have tiny explosives in the rotors and those blow up when the pilots initiate the ejection

[@QuintonMurdock]

I’m shocked he went for boomerang instead of the low handing fruit and historically accurate nickname “Ass Ender”

[@pineappl3915]

"what's that noise?" "a temporary setback"

[@joeys4485]

Lol

[@NCRRangerVet47]

"Which is like flying a garbage truck strapped with enough ordinance to erase a country from the face of the earth" Yep that sums up bombers

[@Ribbons0121R121]

no-thats-yep thats it, thats it right there

[@russainpugyt8382]

mainly the french 1.3-2.3 s

[@kylesimpson3856]

I literally just woke up from surgery and watch russian badger it's that good. Plus I'm really high and still have better grammar than most other comments