Nobody: Badger: I was saying poor in a respectful economic context
@lukazu50464 жыл бұрын
Um
@TheBishopV4 жыл бұрын
Sinister Warrior poor
@Lorentz_Driver4 жыл бұрын
r/uselessnobody
@jetstreamattano41764 жыл бұрын
...
@damagedcodex65474 жыл бұрын
Bruh the first few seconds I just said "chaotic neutral at it's finest". Im dead lol.
@giraudy2213 жыл бұрын
2:48 Really displays the 4 types of friends - “thats immoral” -“thats illegal” -“thats impossible” -“thats hilarious”
@MetalAmyRose2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cataclysmusultimus2 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@codman092 жыл бұрын
im the 4th
@Lackidaisical_Doc2 жыл бұрын
I am all 4 at the same time, with a 5th-“and here’s you you can do it”
@jaymemichnya32102 жыл бұрын
2:43 big black shark
@arandominternetperson4374 жыл бұрын
"Our military is completely equipped to handle the United States" "We attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice" That part always gets a hearty chuckle out of me
@BLD-wh1nu3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's a joke about Hiroshima and Nagasaki but I'm not sure fully XD
@ntfoperative94323 жыл бұрын
@@BLD-wh1nu yep
@Keyoog3 жыл бұрын
Yep it was...
@ThelatestAbrams3 жыл бұрын
Pacific front in a nutshell
@slitheryboi30973 жыл бұрын
As someone who has done a bunch of research on WWII, I love this joke. “We have just woken a sleeping giant”
@tacticalnoodles4 жыл бұрын
Lockheed Martin: "Why do you need an F-22 Raptor?" Badger: "Medicinal purposes."
@ethanye91784 жыл бұрын
Lockheed Martin: do u have insurance?
@bradknightable4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanye9178 Badger: ...... Yes?
@alexandergodfreykleinhans80594 жыл бұрын
XD
@MadameMinty4 жыл бұрын
Good for anxiety or fragility
@KR4K404 жыл бұрын
@@bradknightable LM: SOLD
@definitelynotjames4 жыл бұрын
Badger's co-op pilot: dude WE'VE LOST HALF OF THE CHOPPER. Badger: the fact that i lost the tail DOESN'T MEAN I CANT DELIVER FREEDOM.
@randorookie85872 жыл бұрын
“Even in death I still serve”
@SithFTW40722 жыл бұрын
@@randorookie8587 "Even in debt, I still serve"
@guidomista79602 жыл бұрын
They ordered that same day delivery on FREEDOM and OH FUCKING BOY ARE THEY GETTING IT
@chasetoyama81842 жыл бұрын
@@guidomista7960 “Hello everyone, this is Jeff Bezos, I heard somebody ordered a package and I wasn’t able to get it to them in time so here I am with the package, it is death, you will now die, cease to be.”
@Wyvernlord62 жыл бұрын
@@chasetoyama8184 Max0r?
@boomboyzgaming9364 жыл бұрын
“You call it a gas station, I call it a Target Rich Environment.” This is what we call a Pro Gamer Move.
@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS4 жыл бұрын
What the hell... my videoz are digusting level 1000
@s.bregnest28574 жыл бұрын
KING AUTISM TV Shut
@owenkasaboski69024 жыл бұрын
I prefer the burger town
@oddacity58834 жыл бұрын
KING AUTISM TV I can’t imagine how many times your mom dropped you as a baby for you to become this ungodly annoying
@justinowens20774 жыл бұрын
Just Cause be like
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong4 жыл бұрын
"That's against the Geneva convention." Who's gonna report me? The corpses?
@slowhite17064 жыл бұрын
Well...okay then. *screenshot*
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong4 жыл бұрын
@@slowhite1706 Bold actions for someone within war crime distance.
@slowhite17064 жыл бұрын
Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong too bad, I have my deflector shield equipped!
@hotlinechernobyl51574 жыл бұрын
Geneva Conventions, more like Geneva Suggestions... And...i saw it 2 comments down... Well, shit
@teddyjames48264 жыл бұрын
Never a bad time for a war crime
@Luc-jc4dl4 жыл бұрын
I love that "Hanz we did it. We made it to the other side of the factory floor"
@Sable35083 жыл бұрын
I need to find this quote. Timestamp?
@ShaqNasty5573 жыл бұрын
@@Sable3508 5:30
@karotgamin7903 жыл бұрын
tiger 2
@slitheryboi30972 жыл бұрын
What does this mean?
@oord95922 жыл бұрын
E
@ruttsuco.8043 жыл бұрын
So a phrase came into my head “I don’t feel comfortable with you being friends with someone who treats the Geneva Conventions like a bucket list”
@williamblazkowicz55872 жыл бұрын
Sauce on quote?
@ruttsuco.8042 жыл бұрын
@@williamblazkowicz5587 honestly I don't know I may have just made it up. if someone said it before me I haven't seen it.
@Matt_UFP4 жыл бұрын
"we attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us twice"- Every empire attacking the player in stellaris
@exiledadrian1034 жыл бұрын
matt more like a thousand times
@MadameMinty4 жыл бұрын
* someone touches my "boat" in Stellaris * * immediately purchases Apocalypse DLC, twice *
@gregnadd50174 жыл бұрын
EXTERMINATUS! PURGE THE XENO FILTH!
@BOSs-13134 жыл бұрын
The land of rising sun untill the us slam dunked it tiwce
@matthewjuarez28604 жыл бұрын
* Laughs in allied fallen empire *
@oligb14694 жыл бұрын
Badger: lines up a shot on a parachuting pilot. LITERALLY EVERYBODY: The codex astartes does not support this action. Badger: *Laughs in war crimes*
@release_the_Diddy_list4 жыл бұрын
BITCH, I CAN'T READ!
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg35954 жыл бұрын
THAT SIGN WILL NOT AFFECT ME BECAUSE I CAN'T READ!
@SYKRAL14 жыл бұрын
Actually iirc the law is only that AA can't shoot down parachuting pilots
@bomk16804 жыл бұрын
@@SYKRAL1 then *LAUGHS IN MORAL CRIMES*
@Phantom-qr1ug4 жыл бұрын
-It's against the laws of war to fire at a paratrooper with a flak gun. -Bruh I was trying to hit the plane behind him, he just got in the way.
@debido41954 жыл бұрын
I feel like bager is the type of person to pull up to a war zone and go: “The Geneva Convention is just a suggestion.”
@e-machine-ol19874 жыл бұрын
“and one that I choose to ignore”
@huntereversole48324 жыл бұрын
*INDEED*
@TraxOferta4 жыл бұрын
Vale "War Crimes" Fisk enjoys this one
@DemonHunter22714 жыл бұрын
@debido 41 You And Me think the same thing
@gimmesleep82994 жыл бұрын
...are we not gonna talk about how that rhymes
@KentuckyFriedChildren3 жыл бұрын
The delivery on “We made it to ze end of ze factory floor” is incredible
@mineshnissanka71393 жыл бұрын
KFC what are you doing here?
@Garm_Hound3 жыл бұрын
@@mineshnissanka7139 searching for children.
@CombatPilot1 Жыл бұрын
Ayo what the FU-
@viper31834 жыл бұрын
The murderous AA tank Koala is talking about at 2:00 was the American M247 Sergeant York, although Badger is showing a German Gepard 1 in the video. Anyway, not only did the Sgt York accidentally aim at the crowd, it also shot up the dirt in front of it (instead of a flying drone target), and later locked onto the heat signature of the toilet exhaust fan on a nearby latrine. Big oof for the Army back in 1982.
@theScottishKoala4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry guys... *This is just a demonstration*
@andyfriederichsen2 жыл бұрын
The radar sucked and was both not designed for ground vehicles and was not water-proof. The chassis and engine were from the old M48 Patton tank, so it was also too slow.
@WingMaster562 Жыл бұрын
I'm trying to find more to this story, but I can't find hardly any. The ones I find are obscure and third party at best
@Sonichero151 Жыл бұрын
@@WingMaster562the army went above and beyond in scrubbing this fucky wucky from all possible records. I'm pretty sure there's a mass grave of dead reporters somewhere
@kastor6497Ай бұрын
Thank you for commenting this I have been trying to find the name of the aa
@pinedragon53984 жыл бұрын
“We attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us *twice* “ that’s the funniest thing that man has ever said
@Texan.Insomniac4 жыл бұрын
7:30
@TaggedByTim4 жыл бұрын
@@Texan.Insomniac bless you for the time stamp
@Texan.Insomniac4 жыл бұрын
@@TaggedByTim No problem
@vidcall64824 жыл бұрын
You call it a gas station I call it a PASS station
@dr.swackyy56644 жыл бұрын
japan to north korea like
@michaelscott60224 жыл бұрын
"Think we got hit by RussianBadger's group." "How could you tell?" "Saw the duct tape hanging off the side." Dead.
@thefuck71754 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the time british royal marines strapped themselves to an apache in Afghanistan
@derekmensch36014 жыл бұрын
@@thefuck7175 thats all I could think of when they said that man
@boartank4 жыл бұрын
@@thefuck7175 I googled that. Holy shit haha. RIP Ford his last moments was the shit
@soylent_brown44564 жыл бұрын
So are they.
@ReySchultz1214 жыл бұрын
ACOG's fucking terrifying if you tape it with to the side with a russian badger crewman.
@mr.subioo3 жыл бұрын
“When will the day of reconing come?” RussianBadger and the BOIS: Yes
@KitKatHexe3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe this is 4 months old and has almost 200 likes, and no one has noticed the typo. No, I'm not talking about "BOIS"
@mr.subioo3 жыл бұрын
@@KitKatHexe lol dude took me like five minutes to notice 😂😅
@tex_the_proto28803 жыл бұрын
9/10/22
@grizzdebear72932 жыл бұрын
Its de occent mun.
@Stormblessed42144 жыл бұрын
"the primary use of this vehicle is to violate the geneva convention" EVERYTHING you guys do violates the geneva convention
@borkbork68884 жыл бұрын
What’s in the canister
@bluejay89474 жыл бұрын
Geneva convention more like geneva suggestion
@bonkproof40864 жыл бұрын
Of course we got a Norden reference
@astronaut32484 жыл бұрын
Geneva only dictates the rights and treatment of POWs and other groups of people in war that aren’t combatants. POWs, refugees, unarmed relief personnel (hospital workers, medics, chaplains, etc.), and most importantly: civilians. Of course, anybody that’s shooting at you classifies as a combatant and thus can be shot back at, but Geneva establishes the treatment of these protected groups, with exceptions of course. (The Geneva convention doesn’t apply to spies, for example.)
@astronaut32484 жыл бұрын
Dark Sniper isn’t that profile picture a silver wolf from Battle Nations?
@arsmori78084 жыл бұрын
“Im boutta call the pentagon to ask if Lockheed martin takes coupons” bruh im in class and my teacher took my phone because i laughed
@thefunnyaerialman3 жыл бұрын
It's been a year and _no one_ bothered to ask how you typed this?
@gothic-eraknight15863 жыл бұрын
How did you type this tho?
@arsmori78083 жыл бұрын
@@thefunnyaerialman oh my god people are replying
@henrybaker42393 жыл бұрын
@@thefunnyaerialman probably After he got his phone back
@UraniumVulcan3 жыл бұрын
@@gothic-eraknight1586 probably when he got his phone back after class/school
@joysays38154 жыл бұрын
When badger says “Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh” he sounds like THE most American man that just shot down a German
@jamiebaker16904 жыл бұрын
13:59, hands down the best American interpretation of a British accent
@undertow6193 жыл бұрын
Nice one Grouse.
@enriquerodriguez88334 жыл бұрын
Geneva convention? More like Geneva SUGGESTION
@lessthanstellar5614 жыл бұрын
"But sir, that's against the Geneva convention!" "WELL I CAN'T READ"
@ryu-chan50314 жыл бұрын
This fucking comment didn't get enough recognition 😭😭
@lfudhsmcivurhskcig4 жыл бұрын
Bro lemme check the Geneva convention real quick to c if this violates it *God I wish I could fucking read*
@maximumwolfe94624 жыл бұрын
"Forget the Geneva Convention, wasn't that merely suggestion? Clearly your abhorrent moral compass, needs some direction" JT Music, CODIW rap
@solid30704 жыл бұрын
NONONONO
@corbinreade2714 жыл бұрын
Badger enters a helicopter* Everyone else: ight ima head out The one ADATS: You triggered my trap card old man
@BladeKi11a4 жыл бұрын
EpicGamer Moment badger begins to do a dive bomb maneuver to drop heavenly as his ordinance
@Da_Shark4 жыл бұрын
@@BladeKi11a the adats gunner: "Is that just a guy dropping out of the sky with a pump action and a bucket of chicken?" Command hearing him say that: "GET DOWN ITS BADGER SQUAD"
@BladeKi11a4 жыл бұрын
jack roberts heavenly: *smacks lips* BUCKETS
@Da_Shark4 жыл бұрын
@@BladeKi11a that's the sound he makes 10 seconds after impact after badger asks if he hit
@ruthlesssage48103 жыл бұрын
2:46 BADGER: “Can I hit this dude?” Everyone: THATS A WARCRIME DON’T DO IT BADGER!!!!
@ju2tunknown2 жыл бұрын
"That's a war crime, don't do it!" "That is a war crime." "No way." " _the primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Genova Convention_ "
@kunalsingh26484 жыл бұрын
7:27 "we attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice" had me dyinggggggg
@ghostplayzbusters4 жыл бұрын
Japan had it rough when they had 3 suns
@TaggedByTim4 жыл бұрын
My reaction over the next 10 seconds after that joke. Haha good one. Hahahaha that was really funny. Literally crying because it just gets funnier the more I think about it.
@ReformedSooner244 жыл бұрын
Same
@play4ryt6704 жыл бұрын
*"HE PROTEC, HE ATTAC, HE INVADE IRAC"* IM DEAD
@mynameisanmo66544 жыл бұрын
Play4rYt he protec , he attac , he blow irac
@play4ryt6704 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisanmo6654 blow out ammo rac
@SleepyBoyo4 жыл бұрын
Sound like a song just straigth up DONT EAT ASS IN THE HALLS
@BIGDADDUI3 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh more than I should even tho I have iraqi origins
@thomasnolastname87342 жыл бұрын
So are many terrorists
@yoboichill08424 жыл бұрын
“They dropped the sun on us twice” that’s why it’s called the geneva SUGGESTION
@1tsKilla3 жыл бұрын
Its not a white flag if you burn it
@Lucien-p8q3 жыл бұрын
@@1tsKilla lol
@keoshimcnulty36873 жыл бұрын
time stamp
@corinthiansdaniels37283 жыл бұрын
@@keoshimcnulty3687 7:26
@SuperEarth_ArmedForces3 жыл бұрын
Who says it? Asking for discord memes
@Peta_CHAD692 жыл бұрын
3:55 "missile pulls 180 in mid-air" …that's a future prediction right there.
@s0me1up4 жыл бұрын
12:25, after crashing at mach 1: "If you increase the pilot's vitality, he will be able to survive more damage..." ...right, how did I not think of that...
@acidsugarz4 жыл бұрын
*2:25* Hands down my favorite quote ever.
@lokiash88264 жыл бұрын
that is also my favourite quote ever like just "ANTI DAT SHIT
@turtlenator972 жыл бұрын
This quote lives in my head rent free.
@alxjck57814 жыл бұрын
When a “Scottish Koala” plays with a “Russian Badger”
@theScottishKoala4 жыл бұрын
Alx Jck we shall rise
@Starscream76804 жыл бұрын
theScottishKoala nice
@hypercam81734 жыл бұрын
Just wait until a Soviet Womble joins in.
@MrKrimson4 жыл бұрын
@@hypercam8173 ^Took the words right outta my mouth.
@ghostplayzbusters4 жыл бұрын
@@hypercam8173 the fabric of universe will rip if that happens
@OfficialAndroid-162 жыл бұрын
0:32 is the best part, 2:07 is a close second
@Glitch_SYS2 жыл бұрын
A WEAPON TO SURPASS PAPA JOHN.
@ZigZagtheZiggurab11 ай бұрын
TARGET IDENTIFIED
@coliimusic4 жыл бұрын
"Hell yes we'll take your AR-15, your AK-47" --the ad I got before this video Badger: **W A R C R I M E S I N T E N S I F Y**
@sirflapfla974 жыл бұрын
that is so perfect
@jamesrhodes70874 жыл бұрын
That is way to accurate.
@os8mm1784 жыл бұрын
That ad is actually pro gun if you watch til the end
@corporategunner59724 жыл бұрын
"Primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Geneva Convention" *Best and most funniest quote in the video*
@derekmensch36014 жыл бұрын
Idk "you call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment." Is pretty good to.
@harboro41714 жыл бұрын
Corporate Gunner we they destroyed three boats we dropped the sun on them TWICE
@DarkShadow-sq6tc4 жыл бұрын
I don't know about u guys but my Favorite was "You know what the ADATS stands for right? It stands for Anti-Dat-Shit whatever Dat Shit is." XD
@usswatercooler12554 жыл бұрын
The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention.
@RobMustDie4824 жыл бұрын
You might be asking what Dat shit it's. Just take your right index finger and point it at literally anything.
@thefutji77574 жыл бұрын
Russian Badger and others, are we just gonna miss the happy face on the back of the jet at 1:06 Because thats something I can't unsee
@thelorp51864 жыл бұрын
That's blessed man, thanks for pointing it out lmao
@yeahboi57964 жыл бұрын
I hate/love you for that
@ericdeyarmin96074 жыл бұрын
I thought you meant the jet thruster thingys. I’m smort
@thefutji77574 жыл бұрын
@@ericdeyarmin9607 At the back there is a face with a smile on it
@bradyhamilton38274 жыл бұрын
Ya that’s something I always found funny about the F4 phantom just the fact that the back of the plane there’s a smiley face
@Cooper_Chu3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: gravity actually doesn't have anything to do with how many G's you take(other than giving a base unit). one G is just when you are moving at 9.8m/s/s in a direction, so two G's means you are moving at 19.6m/s/s in a direction. There's your fun fact of the day. Hope you all have a wonderful day.
@Elijahjohnson-tp9bjАй бұрын
Thanks fren❤
@darkdeath55504 жыл бұрын
Tank whips around, points at audience: "Don't worry, the safety's on!"
@Dssfox4 жыл бұрын
funniest part that on early stage of army we were taken to look on different professions, and when we got to the tanks, one turned turret at us, sergeant who was with us seen us giggle and said: dont worry, hese only checking his chamber. guess how fast we moved from barrel direction?)
@elysium72424 жыл бұрын
*Accidentally turn on radar* *200+ civilian casualties* "I see this as an absolute win"
@Minox_4 жыл бұрын
"My tail-rotor!" - Badger, in a helicopter that doesn't have a tail-rotor to begin with.
@nuclearavenger86254 жыл бұрын
Its co-axial. The second main rotor takes the tail rotors place
@Minox_4 жыл бұрын
@@nuclearavenger8625 Yep, I know, thats why I thought it was funny! :)
@tonikaycheney71204 жыл бұрын
Still pretty vital for balance.
@Tzeentch9764 жыл бұрын
True
@chasetoyama81842 жыл бұрын
@@tonikaycheney7120 The KA50 has no tail rotor; the coaxial main rotor eliminated the need for one. The tail itself, though, is vital.
@n1thecaptain9653 жыл бұрын
5:24 Tiger UHT: **has access to 8 fire and forget missiles, meaning you can lock a target, fire a missile and then be completely concealed by hiding behind a mountain instead of having to mantain a line of sight like literally every other chopper in the game**
@nodeloliver62014 жыл бұрын
"War crimes? I think you mean: FREEDOM POINTS. Three more and I get an all expense trip to the HAUGE." -Badger... probably.
@garretthunter33814 жыл бұрын
F-4 Phantom: Breaks sound barrier Badger: "Im in the mood for a swim..." F-4: ... Badger: slowly eases the control stick down F-4: "No..." Badger:... F-4: touches water and disintegrates Badger: (insert pikachu meme here) Russian sub watching all this: "IVAN! Write this down!"
@spacecatsftw3 жыл бұрын
ah yes. attempting to land when you're flying faster than the speed of sound
@dragonslayer66443 жыл бұрын
Pika pog
@crustaceanking32933 жыл бұрын
@@spacecatsftw *attempting to WATER at hypersonic speeds
@chasetoyama81843 жыл бұрын
@@spacecatsftw On water. In a fighter jet,
@babyrudds37933 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, from when the plane hit the water to when it stopped, it underwent about 30.5 g for about 4 seconds
@bigguy92424 жыл бұрын
2:04 “That’s one less loose end.”
@cameronlancaster75963 жыл бұрын
Loose ends*
@lochy16723 жыл бұрын
@@cameronlancaster7596 loose end
@joeys44853 жыл бұрын
Fookin laysa sights
@robertbalazslorincz82182 жыл бұрын
What vehiclr is that and where did he get that story?
@thegunman28412 жыл бұрын
@@robertbalazslorincz8218 it's called the M247 Sergeant York
@MyGamer1254 жыл бұрын
1:06 The back of the plane is going :D. I can't unsee that now
@dinosaur61064 жыл бұрын
*pin points where laser designator is* Dentist: "hold on I got this." *Reflects it with dental mirror*
@lordmerp14984 жыл бұрын
chopper pilot:SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*BOOM*
@legionx40463 жыл бұрын
“CRITICAL DAMAGE”
@vonteblack11844 жыл бұрын
Badger: *shoots down random plane* That Plane: “so anyway i started blasting”
@ashfalt83194 жыл бұрын
Badger: Pulls 20G while turning Pilot: Bravo Six, going dark.
@RangerR40783 жыл бұрын
11:08 this reminded me of that vid where a camera was looking at a tank and the tank shot straight at the camera lol
@t-bug93854 жыл бұрын
“You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment” - the newest and best phrase 2020
@irishwolf50704 жыл бұрын
I read that at the exact time that played
@silentjustin4 жыл бұрын
As someone who is currently at work at a Circle K during the night shift ive never been more terrified in my life lol.
@gamingwolffox71214 жыл бұрын
2:04 crowd: exists The m247 Sargent york: imma end this crowds whole career
@CreatureOutOfTime4 жыл бұрын
6:45 "...added infantry component" *Fans of Mil-24 Hind menacingly waiting for DLC*
@Kay_213_4 жыл бұрын
Infantry support? I think you mean *SPACED ARMOUR*
@razorwolf27582 жыл бұрын
Nah I just want a DLC where u can have a person taped to a wing of a helicopter
@thawolf31564 жыл бұрын
Nobody: 10:57 Badger obliterating my mans entire knee caps, nonchalantly
@manbuncolin4 жыл бұрын
6:52 “Heavenly what’re you doing out there?” “Sir, finishing this fight.”
@Dragosmom.3 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure that was doom marine...
@jackparker11974 жыл бұрын
@ 4:00 tanks can tell when they’re being lasered, it’s a problem in today’s combat because it’s automated response is to turn to the laser point and fire 3 shells in that area
@kousand99172 жыл бұрын
Those war thunder tanks aren't todays tanks
@razorwolf27582 жыл бұрын
@@kousand9917 me who does not give a fuck about The Ganeva convention “let’s make a tank out of mirrors and osmium and make it as big as the rig one with a nuclear power source so if it is destroyed no one wins
@generictimestamperstupendi90214 жыл бұрын
2:01 crowd *target identified* 6:52 saw the duct tape 7:26 "attacked 3 boats they dropped the sun on us *TWICE* " 12:07 plane skipping on water test 14:14 get hank hill 14:25 hank hill watches badger , chat... lol badger typed in team chat first 15:40 ask to be paid with a f22raptor (and he did on discord in a future video lol) 16:33 floridas basically a heavily modded GTA 5 server
@kinneret_o2 жыл бұрын
7:20 best response to "im just gonna check the moon for any other flag real quick": "two things: first; the color on the flag corroded so now there is no more color and it turned into a french flag, second; call me when that flag pays your hospital bill"
@Shady-up5cz4 жыл бұрын
Papa johns: my time has come
@jager8694 жыл бұрын
No
@millionshots2epic1634 жыл бұрын
*Your time has come
@johndough51184 жыл бұрын
Who are you
@josephstalin78014 жыл бұрын
Gods time has come
@NovakDjokovik6 ай бұрын
*cum*
@monkie70974 жыл бұрын
"You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment " *Loads AR-15 with Holy Crusade intent*
@colterbrown3679 Жыл бұрын
15:54 “You laugh now, but I’m about to call up the Pentagon and ask if Lockheed Martin takes coupons!” This is why it’s worth the extra time to watch a Badger video all the way to the end.
@AJSpringState4 жыл бұрын
Badger: *Shoots a target from 8 clicks out* Badger: Wet.
@chaosmiles074 жыл бұрын
*munches on KFC* "... Bucket!" ***BOOM!***
@zaelheimricht49784 жыл бұрын
*Bucket.*
@frank_mon_wolf15564 жыл бұрын
I feel like Badger and Skulker basically are the kind of dudes that say: "We found that the Geneva Convention is just a set of guidelines."
@GG-vj8zr4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Obama: All should have Healthcare for cheap. Badger: The M1A1 Abrams is the only healthcare I need.
@bringerebrethil61764 жыл бұрын
THAT WE NEED!!
@Shapes_Quality_Control4 жыл бұрын
Still cheaper then Obamacare.
@Mewthree-and-Friends20042 жыл бұрын
1:58 “Wow” that’s such an amazing story. Jesus Christ! That’s some scary shit right there!
@Spaceman404.4 жыл бұрын
Tank: Exists* Ka-50: Your free trial of being alive has ended
@TBH-nu2so4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a pilot parachuting down, and you see Badger flying an F22 Raptor with his decal on the front towards you.
@Spark____4 жыл бұрын
Black shark:uses extremely visible pinpoint laser guided misile system Some dude:holds up pocket mirror and middle finger Misile:pulls 180 mid air
@michalspisar20674 жыл бұрын
6:58 Heavenly what you doing there? ENGAGING THE ENEMY
@gameridiotNOT4 жыл бұрын
"The US Wyoming never falters"
@juicebox73724 жыл бұрын
@@gameridiotNOT That never gets old for me lol
@rabidredpanda28884 жыл бұрын
Badjur: posts 2 days in a row Me: Wait, that's impossible
@happyjohnny89764 жыл бұрын
Panda Fan I would like but then it would hit 70 smh “nice”
@asktostop92774 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "What are you planning to do with that tank" Tank: *loads missile* "CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!"
@epicninjacakez67163 жыл бұрын
UH HUH
@Staycolm4 жыл бұрын
I looked up "they dropped the sun on us twice" and it brought me here. I love it
@maxsmith6114 жыл бұрын
Badger during the end of his "Best of 2019" video: I did way too many sponsored vids and wish I coulda just shitposted. Also Badger every video since: "This video is sponsored by_______" I still love the vids. Just... Irony.
@MishraArtificer4 жыл бұрын
The difference is...he's still shitposting AND getting paid for it.
@dspace45144 жыл бұрын
Enemy: We are winning against Russian Badger. They lost one of their guns! Badger: *casually tapes Heavenly to the wing* You were saying. Heavenly: *Eyes lits up* Enemy: Oh fu- *dies*
@Devastator_14 жыл бұрын
2:47 Bajur you know it's bad when *your* friends are saying no
@tytoalbasoren94573 жыл бұрын
7:00 iirc something similar like this did actually happen. In 2007, four royal marines taped themsleves on the side of two Apaches (each two marines) on a rescue mission.
@cdt929gaming4 жыл бұрын
"You're talking a lot of crap for someone in ADATS range"
@stijnvanlankveld98934 жыл бұрын
Every range is ADATS range
@trevorparker64004 жыл бұрын
Then don’t talk crap
@stup1db4nana4 жыл бұрын
@@stijnvanlankveld9893 ka-50: haha
@ethanfrields70504 жыл бұрын
You talk mad shit for someone 1.3 miles away from Chris Kyle (please get this reference)
@thatmexicankid77844 жыл бұрын
Badger: wonder if I can hit this dude *Literally everyone hearing that* Us: That’s a war crime their buddy
@aidanrowland6114 жыл бұрын
Kyle Kern *your
@aidanrowland6114 жыл бұрын
Kyle Kern god dammit I was wondering if you were gonna do that lol
@_ojo.r.ojo_4 жыл бұрын
7:26 is the dropped the sun on us twice
@GB-tc4hr Жыл бұрын
13:16 Eekaj was listening to the Freebird guitar solo
@MrEc2001ca4 жыл бұрын
7:57 congratulations badger, you made that man a cripple!
@theScottishKoala4 жыл бұрын
Everyone asking “what is this upload schedule” but nobody asks “how is this upload schedule” 😢 Hope everyone will come join us over on my channel... Though I guess this means I gotta start uploading R6 Siege vids...
@ineedhealing54834 жыл бұрын
Scotland forever
@Brother_Nihilus4 жыл бұрын
It do be like that sometimes. And Holy Moly. Had no idea u watched the Slav King.
@sa80slayer854 жыл бұрын
Been subbed or a bit man glad to see you on this channel
@risu68944 жыл бұрын
wait you’re here?
@theScottishKoala4 жыл бұрын
I had to Badger him for six months but we got here 😆👌
@jtroll27474 жыл бұрын
“He protec, he attac, but most importantly he invade Iraq”
@hagenspringtrap9431 Жыл бұрын
7:09 this sounds like a veterans reaction after seeing an enemy that no one has survived before and there are only rumors. Like heavenly strapped to a helicopter is some myth but there isn't any other explanation
@indyjons3214 жыл бұрын
Pulling 10 Gs in a Hunter F6 like... "Bravo 6 going dark."
@shaldurprime71544 жыл бұрын
3:42 there's just a guy standing on the fender with half an old vanity mirror that he found
@dragonborntmc85394 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to remember that Badger is a Marine in the reserves? Thank you Badger.
@Kebablover4953 жыл бұрын
1:55 Does anybody know where o can maybe find some footage (if there is any) of that anti air vehicle turning towards the crowd
@MrRando-cs1sn2 жыл бұрын
I can't find anything on it
@thegunman28412 жыл бұрын
No footage, but it is called the M247 Sergeant York
@MrRando-cs1sn2 жыл бұрын
@@thegunman2841 You are right wikipedia says this "In February 1982 the prototype was demonstrated for a group of US and British officers at Fort Bliss, along with members of Congress and other VIPs. When the computer was activated, it immediately started aiming the guns at the review stands, causing several minor injuries as members of the group jumped for cover. Technicians worked on the problem, and the system was restarted. "
@thegunman28412 жыл бұрын
@@MrRando-cs1sn yep. However, it did not fire. The system did everything but it required the gunner to pull the trigger. However, the system was also quite stupid. Still scared the life out of those officials.
@SomeD00D014 жыл бұрын
*"We attacked three boats THEY DROPPED A SUN ON US TWICE"*
@vanillaice49484 жыл бұрын
0:55 “You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment”. *What would you call a school then?*
@crystalmaxberry37694 жыл бұрын
A war crime
@shanek31064 жыл бұрын
Spawn camping
@spinax224 жыл бұрын
Open season
@DeathWeaponSoulEater4 жыл бұрын
Target practice
@Frk_X4 жыл бұрын
Shooting range?
@sparinglysalted49514 жыл бұрын
*Papa John appears, eyes glowing red from the fiery hatred he developed from eating 40 pizzas in 30 days* “Ah yes, the negotiator”
@CorundumDevil3 жыл бұрын
"Phrases that I do not wish to hear a second time--" Me: >watches it several times just to catch what was said
@theeinqusition14 жыл бұрын
1:06 smiley face on the back of the jet, things I can't unsee
@jonasblahut80844 жыл бұрын
When you see black dot with a crying seal on it 8 kilometers away: „My time has come”
@jaden.mb04 жыл бұрын
"...they dropped the sun on us twice... " part had dying 6:59 to 7:30
@fallenriverie16634 жыл бұрын
You have my respect for the timestamp
@GZilla311 Жыл бұрын
Tsutomu Yamaguchi would know that personally.
@stonedresser50963 жыл бұрын
7:27 is why this video will forever live rent free in my head
@bluedog8434 жыл бұрын
“You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment” *feeds new round* that killed me
@chasetoyama81842 жыл бұрын
You don’t feed rounds with a bolt action, you chamber rounds.
@lovingcanadiancan17514 жыл бұрын
12:59 i got scared for a second i wasnt looking when he said MIG
@o-w-e-n54104 жыл бұрын
Lovingcanadian CAN I honestly thought the same thing, I had to go back and rewatch it just to make sure.
@lovingcanadiancan17514 жыл бұрын
@Jesse Rodriguez oh my god i turned it on thats hilarious
@TGTR.434 жыл бұрын
Badger: *posts 2 videos in under a month* The community: ‘o’
@mrsteamie41963 жыл бұрын
Badger, the way you animated Skullker with the "primary use of this helicopter" gag is so goddamn good. That just seals the deal on that entire clip.
@nyxnox21354 жыл бұрын
*Sees Fat crying Seal* Huh this reminds me of something... *Remembers the time I impulse ordered Badgers Youtooz* Aaah yes.... grand times
@relixnova2514 жыл бұрын
7:43 he protecc he attack but most importantly he has eagles on his tracc
@colew40834 жыл бұрын
"he got my left wing" badger doesn't even know the meme and he said it