THE DAY OF RECKONING | War Thunder

[@Carnivorous_Flytrap]

Nobody: Badger: I was saying poor in a respectful economic context

[@lukazu5046]

Um

[@TheBishopV]

Sinister Warrior poor

[@Lorentz_Driver]

r/uselessnobody

[@jetstreamattano4176]

...

[@damagedcodex6547]

Bruh the first few seconds I just said "chaotic neutral at it's finest". Im dead lol.

[@giraudy221]

2:48 Really displays the 4 types of friends - “thats immoral” -“thats illegal” -“thats impossible” -“thats hilarious”

[@MetalAmyRose]

Yes

[@cataclysmusultimus]

Definitely

[@codman09]

im the 4th

[@Lackidaisical_Doc]

I am all 4 at the same time, with a 5th-“and here’s you you can do it”

[@jaymemichnya3210]

2:43 big black shark

[@tacticalnoodles]

Lockheed Martin: "Why do you need an F-22 Raptor?" Badger: "Medicinal purposes."

[@ethanye9178]

Lockheed Martin: do u have insurance?

[@bradknightable]

@@ethanye9178 Badger: ...... Yes?

[@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059]

XD

[@MadameMinty]

Good for anxiety or fragility

[@KR4K40]

@@bradknightable LM: SOLD

[@arandominternetperson437]

"Our military is completely equipped to handle the United States" "We attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice" That part always gets a hearty chuckle out of me

[@BLD-wh1nu]

I'm pretty sure that's a joke about Hiroshima and Nagasaki but I'm not sure fully XD

[@ntfoperative9432]

@@BLD-wh1nu yep

[@Keyoog]

Yep it was...

[@ThelatestAbrams]

Pacific front in a nutshell

[@slitheryboi3097]

As someone who has done a bunch of research on WWII, I love this joke. “We have just woken a sleeping giant”

[@definitelynotjames]

Badger's co-op pilot: dude WE'VE LOST HALF OF THE CHOPPER. Badger: the fact that i lost the tail DOESN'T MEAN I CANT DELIVER FREEDOM.

[@randorookie8587]

“Even in death I still serve”

[@SithFTW4072]

@@randorookie8587 "Even in debt, I still serve"

[@guidomista7960]

They ordered that same day delivery on FREEDOM and OH FUCKING BOY ARE THEY GETTING IT

[@chasetoyama8184]

@@guidomista7960 “Hello everyone, this is Jeff Bezos, I heard somebody ordered a package and I wasn’t able to get it to them in time so here I am with the package, it is death, you will now die, cease to be.”

[@nathanmartinez4718]

@@chasetoyama8184 Max0r?

[@Luc-jc4dl]

I love that "Hanz we did it. We made it to the other side of the factory floor"

[@Sable3508]

I need to find this quote. Timestamp?

[@ShaqNasty557]

@@Sable3508 5:30

[@karotgamin790]

tiger 2

[@slitheryboi3097]

What does this mean?

[@oord9592]

E

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

"That's against the Geneva convention." Who's gonna report me? The corpses?

[@slowhite1706]

Well...okay then. *screenshot*

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@@slowhite1706 Bold actions for someone within war crime distance.

[@slowhite1706]

Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong too bad, I have my deflector shield equipped!

[@hotlinechernobyl5157]

Geneva Conventions, more like Geneva Suggestions... And...i saw it 2 comments down... Well, shit

[@teddyjames4826]

Never a bad time for a war crime

[@pinedragon5398]

“We attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us *twice* “ that’s the funniest thing that man has ever said

[@Texan.Insomniac]

7:30

[@TaggedByTim]

@@Texan.Insomniac bless you for the time stamp

[@Texan.Insomniac]

@@TaggedByTim No problem

[@vidcall6482]

You call it a gas station I call it a PASS station

[@dr.swackyy5664]

japan to north korea like

[@KentuckyFriedChildren]

The delivery on “We made it to ze end of ze factory floor” is incredible

[@mineshnissanka7139]

KFC what are you doing here?

[@Garm_Hound]

@@mineshnissanka7139 searching for children.

[@CombatPilot1]

Ayo what the FU-

[@boomboyzgaming936]

“You call it a gas station, I call it a Target Rich Environment.” This is what we call a Pro Gamer Move.

[@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS]

What the hell... my videoz are digusting level 1000

[@s.bregnest2857]

KING AUTISM TV Shut

[@owenkasaboski6902]

I prefer the burger town

[@oddacity5883]

KING AUTISM TV I can’t imagine how many times your mom dropped you as a baby for you to become this ungodly annoying

[@justinowens2077]

Just Cause be like

[@debido4195]

I feel like bager is the type of person to pull up to a war zone and go: “The Geneva Convention is just a suggestion.”

[@e-machine-ol1987]

“and one that I choose to ignore”

[@huntereversole4832]

*INDEED*

[@TraxOferta]

Vale "War Crimes" Fisk enjoys this one

[@DemonHunter2271]

@debido 41 You And Me think the same thing

[@gimmesleep8299]

...are we not gonna talk about how that rhymes

[@viper3183]

The murderous AA tank Koala is talking about at 2:00 was the American M247 Sergeant York, although Badger is showing a German Gepard 1 in the video. Anyway, not only did the Sgt York accidentally aim at the crowd, it also shot up the dirt in front of it (instead of a flying drone target), and later locked onto the heat signature of the toilet exhaust fan on a nearby latrine. Big oof for the Army back in 1982.

[@theScottishKoala]

Don't worry guys... *This is just a demonstration*

[@andyfriederichsen]

The radar sucked and was both not designed for ground vehicles and was not water-proof. The chassis and engine were from the old M48 Patton tank, so it was also too slow.

[@WingMaster562]

I'm trying to find more to this story, but I can't find hardly any. The ones I find are obscure and third party at best

[@Sonichero151]

​@@WingMaster562the army went above and beyond in scrubbing this fucky wucky from all possible records. I'm pretty sure there's a mass grave of dead reporters somewhere

[@ruttsuco.804]

So a phrase came into my head “I don’t feel comfortable with you being friends with someone who treats the Geneva Conventions like a bucket list”

[@williamblazkowicz5587]

Sauce on quote?

[@ruttsuco.804]

@@williamblazkowicz5587 honestly I don't know I may have just made it up. if someone said it before me I haven't seen it.

[@Matt_UFP]

"we attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us twice"- Every empire attacking the player in stellaris

[@exiledadrian103]

matt more like a thousand times

[@MadameMinty]

* someone touches my "boat" in Stellaris * * immediately purchases Apocalypse DLC, twice *

[@gregnadd5017]

EXTERMINATUS! PURGE THE XENO FILTH!

[@BOSs-1313]

The land of rising sun untill the us slam dunked it tiwce

[@matthewjuarez2860]

* Laughs in allied fallen empire *

[@enriquerodriguez8833]

Geneva convention? More like Geneva SUGGESTION

[@lessthanstellar561]

"But sir, that's against the Geneva convention!" "WELL I CAN'T READ"

[@ryu-chan5031]

This fucking comment didn't get enough recognition 😭😭

[@lfudhsmcivurhskcig]

Bro lemme check the Geneva convention real quick to c if this violates it *God I wish I could fucking read*

[@maximumwolfe9462]

"Forget the Geneva Convention, wasn't that merely suggestion? Clearly your abhorrent moral compass, needs some direction" JT Music, CODIW rap

[@solid3070]

NONONONO

[@oligb1469]

Badger: lines up a shot on a parachuting pilot. LITERALLY EVERYBODY: The codex astartes does not support this action. Badger: *Laughs in war crimes*

[@ordo_draigo_assault_ham]

BITCH, I CAN'T READ!

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

THAT SIGN WILL NOT AFFECT ME BECAUSE I CAN'T READ!

[@SYKRAL1]

Actually iirc the law is only that AA can't shoot down parachuting pilots

[@bomk1680]

@@SYKRAL1 then *LAUGHS IN MORAL CRIMES*

[@Phantom-qr1ug]

-It's against the laws of war to fire at a paratrooper with a flak gun. -Bruh I was trying to hit the plane behind him, he just got in the way.

[@mr.subioo]

“When will the day of reconing come?” RussianBadger and the BOIS: Yes

[@KitKatHexe]

Can't believe this is 4 months old and has almost 200 likes, and no one has noticed the typo. No, I'm not talking about "BOIS"

[@mr.subioo]

@@KitKatHexe lol dude took me like five minutes to notice 😂😅

[@tex_the_proto2880]

9/10/22

[@grizzdebear7293]

Its de occent mun.

[@Stormblessed4214]

"the primary use of this vehicle is to violate the geneva convention" EVERYTHING you guys do violates the geneva convention

[@borkbork6888]

What’s in the canister

[@bluejay8947]

Geneva convention more like geneva suggestion

[@bonkproof4086]

Of course we got a Norden reference

[@astronaut3248]

Geneva only dictates the rights and treatment of POWs and other groups of people in war that aren’t combatants. POWs, refugees, unarmed relief personnel (hospital workers, medics, chaplains, etc.), and most importantly: civilians. Of course, anybody that’s shooting at you classifies as a combatant and thus can be shot back at, but Geneva establishes the treatment of these protected groups, with exceptions of course. (The Geneva convention doesn’t apply to spies, for example.)

[@astronaut3248]

Dark Sniper isn’t that profile picture a silver wolf from Battle Nations?

[@play4ryt670]

*"HE PROTEC, HE ATTAC, HE INVADE IRAC"* IM DEAD

[@mynameisanmo6654]

Play4rYt he protec , he attac , he blow irac

[@play4ryt670]

@@mynameisanmo6654 blow out ammo rac

[@SleepyBoyo]

Sound like a song just straigth up DONT EAT ASS IN THE HALLS

[@BIGDADDUI]

this made me laugh more than I should even tho I have iraqi origins

[@thomasnolastname8734]

So are many terrorists

[@yoboichill0842]

“They dropped the sun on us twice” that’s why it’s called the geneva SUGGESTION

[@1tsKilla]

Its not a white flag if you burn it

[@Lucien-p8q]

@@1tsKilla lol

[@keoshimcnulty3687]

time stamp

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

@@keoshimcnulty3687 7:26

[@SuperEarth_ArmedForces]

Who says it? Asking for discord memes

[@joysays3815]

When badger says “Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh” he sounds like THE most American man that just shot down a German

[@acidsugarz]

*2:25* Hands down my favorite quote ever.

[@lokiash8826]

that is also my favourite quote ever like just "ANTI DAT SHIT

[@turtlenator97]

This quote lives in my head rent free.

[@jamiebaker1690]

13:59, hands down the best American interpretation of a British accent

[@undertow619]

Nice one Grouse.

[@Peta_CHAD69]

3:55 "missile pulls 180 in mid-air" …that's a future prediction right there.

[@s0me1up]

12:25, after crashing at mach 1: "If you increase the pilot's vitality, he will be able to survive more damage..." ...right, how did I not think of that...

[@kunalsingh2648]

7:27 "we attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice" had me dyinggggggg

[@ghostplayzbusters]

Japan had it rough when they had 3 suns

[@TaggedByTim]

My reaction over the next 10 seconds after that joke. Haha good one. Hahahaha that was really funny. Literally crying because it just gets funnier the more I think about it.

[@ReformedSooner24]

Same

[@corbinreade271]

Badger enters a helicopter* Everyone else: ight ima head out The one ADATS: You triggered my trap card old man

[@BladeKi11a]

EpicGamer Moment badger begins to do a dive bomb maneuver to drop heavenly as his ordinance

[@Da_Shark]

@@BladeKi11a the adats gunner: "Is that just a guy dropping out of the sky with a pump action and a bucket of chicken?" Command hearing him say that: "GET DOWN ITS BADGER SQUAD"

[@BladeKi11a]

jack roberts heavenly: *smacks lips* BUCKETS

[@Da_Shark]

@@BladeKi11a that's the sound he makes 10 seconds after impact after badger asks if he hit

[@OfficialAndroid-16]

0:32 is the best part, 2:07 is a close second

[@Glitch_SYS]

A WEAPON TO SURPASS PAPA JOHN.

[@ZigZagtheZiggurab]

TARGET IDENTIFIED

[@arsmori7808]

“Im boutta call the pentagon to ask if Lockheed martin takes coupons” bruh im in class and my teacher took my phone because i laughed

[@thefunnyaerialman]

It's been a year and _no one_ bothered to ask how you typed this?

[@gothic-eraknight1586]

How did you type this tho?

[@arsmori7808]

@@thefunnyaerialman oh my god people are replying

[@henrybaker4239]

@@thefunnyaerialman probably After he got his phone back

[@UraniumVulcan]

@@gothic-eraknight1586 probably when he got his phone back after class/school

[@alxjck5781]

When a “Scottish Koala” plays with a “Russian Badger”

[@theScottishKoala]

Alx Jck we shall rise

[@Starscream7680]

theScottishKoala nice

[@hypercam8173]

Just wait until a Soviet Womble joins in.

[@MrKrimson]

@@hypercam8173 ^Took the words right outta my mouth.

[@ghostplayzbusters]

@@hypercam8173 the fabric of universe will rip if that happens

[@coliimusic]

"Hell yes we'll take your AR-15, your AK-47" --the ad I got before this video Badger: **W A R C R I M E S I N T E N S I F Y**

[@sirflapfla97]

that is so perfect

[@jamesrhodes7087]

That is way to accurate.

[@os8mm178]

That ad is actually pro gun if you watch til the end

[@ruthlesssage4810]

2:46 BADGER: “Can I hit this dude?” Everyone: THATS A WARCRIME DON’T DO IT BADGER!!!!

[@ju2tunknown]

"That's a war crime, don't do it!" "That is a war crime." "No way." " _the primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Genova Convention_ "

[@michaelscott6022]

"Think we got hit by RussianBadger's group." "How could you tell?" "Saw the duct tape hanging off the side." Dead.

[@thefuck7175]

Reminds me of the time british royal marines strapped themselves to an apache in Afghanistan

[@derekmensch3601]

@@thefuck7175 thats all I could think of when they said that man

[@boartank]

@@thefuck7175 I googled that. Holy shit haha. RIP Ford his last moments was the shit

[@soylent_brown4456]

So are they.

[@ReySchultz121]

ACOG's fucking terrifying if you tape it with to the side with a russian badger crewman.

[@corporategunner5972]

"Primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Geneva Convention" *Best and most funniest quote in the video*

[@derekmensch3601]

Idk "you call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment." Is pretty good to.

[@harboro4171]

Corporate Gunner we they destroyed three boats we dropped the sun on them TWICE

[@DarkShadow-sq6tc]

I don't know about u guys but my Favorite was "You know what the ADATS stands for right? It stands for Anti-Dat-Shit whatever Dat Shit is." XD

[@usswatercooler1255]

The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention.

[@RobMustDie482]

You might be asking what Dat shit it's. Just take your right index finger and point it at literally anything.

[@MyGamer125]

1:06 The back of the plane is going :D. I can't unsee that now

[@darkdeath5550]

Tank whips around, points at audience: "Don't worry, the safety's on!"

[@Dssfox]

funniest part that on early stage of army we were taken to look on different professions, and when we got to the tanks, one turned turret at us, sergeant who was with us seen us giggle and said: dont worry, hese only checking his chamber. guess how fast we moved from barrel direction?)

[@elysium7242]

*Accidentally turn on radar* *200+ civilian casualties* "I see this as an absolute win"

[@Minox_]

"My tail-rotor!" - Badger, in a helicopter that doesn't have a tail-rotor to begin with.

[@nuclearavenger8625]

Its co-axial. The second main rotor takes the tail rotors place

[@Minox_]

@@nuclearavenger8625 Yep, I know, thats why I thought it was funny! :)

[@tonikaycheney7120]

Still pretty vital for balance.

[@Tzeentch976]

True

[@chasetoyama8184]

@@tonikaycheney7120 The KA50 has no tail rotor; the coaxial main rotor eliminated the need for one. The tail itself, though, is vital.

[@thefutji7757]

Russian Badger and others, are we just gonna miss the happy face on the back of the jet at 1:06 Because thats something I can't unsee

[@thelorp5186]

That's blessed man, thanks for pointing it out lmao

[@yeahboi5796]

I hate/love you for that

[@ericdeyarmin9607]

I thought you meant the jet thruster thingys. I’m smort

[@thefutji7757]

@@ericdeyarmin9607 At the back there is a face with a smile on it

[@bradyhamilton3827]

Ya that’s something I always found funny about the F4 phantom just the fact that the back of the plane there’s a smiley face

[@n1thecaptain965]

5:24 Tiger UHT: **has access to 8 fire and forget missiles, meaning you can lock a target, fire a missile and then be completely concealed by hiding behind a mountain instead of having to mantain a line of sight like literally every other chopper in the game**

[@ashfalt8319]

Badger: Pulls 20G while turning Pilot: Bravo Six, going dark.

[@vonteblack1184]

Badger: *shoots down random plane* That Plane: “so anyway i started blasting”

[@bigguy9242]

2:04 “That’s one less loose end.”

[@cameronlancaster7596]

Loose ends*

[@lochy1672]

@@cameronlancaster7596 loose end

[@joeys4485]

Fookin laysa sights

[@robertbalazslorincz8218]

What vehiclr is that and where did he get that story?

[@thegunman2841]

@@robertbalazslorincz8218 it's called the M247 Sergeant York

[@Cooper_Chu]

Fun fact: gravity actually doesn't have anything to do with how many G's you take(other than giving a base unit). one G is just when you are moving at 9.8m/s/s in a direction, so two G's means you are moving at 19.6m/s/s in a direction. There's your fun fact of the day. Hope you all have a wonderful day.

[@dinosaur6106]

*pin points where laser designator is* Dentist: "hold on I got this." *Reflects it with dental mirror*

[@lordmerp1498]

chopper pilot:SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*BOOM*

[@legionx4046]

“CRITICAL DAMAGE”

[@t-bug9385]

“You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment” - the newest and best phrase 2020

[@irishwolf5070]

I read that at the exact time that played

[@silentjustin]

As someone who is currently at work at a Circle K during the night shift ive never been more terrified in my life lol.

[@nodeloliver6201]

"War crimes? I think you mean: FREEDOM POINTS. Three more and I get an all expense trip to the HAUGE." -Badger... probably.

[@RangerR4078]

11:08 this reminded me of that vid where a camera was looking at a tank and the tank shot straight at the camera lol

[@jackparker1197]

@ 4:00 tanks can tell when they’re being lasered, it’s a problem in today’s combat because it’s automated response is to turn to the laser point and fire 3 shells in that area

[@kousand9917]

Those war thunder tanks aren't todays tanks

[@razorwolf2758]

@@kousand9917 me who does not give a fuck about The Ganeva convention “let’s make a tank out of mirrors and osmium and make it as big as the rig one with a nuclear power source so if it is destroyed no one wins

[@gamingwolffox7121]

2:04 crowd: exists The m247 Sargent york: imma end this crowds whole career

[@CreatureOutOfTime]

6:45 "...added infantry component" *Fans of Mil-24 Hind menacingly waiting for DLC*

[@Kay_213_]

Infantry support? I think you mean *SPACED ARMOUR*

[@razorwolf2758]

Nah I just want a DLC where u can have a person taped to a wing of a helicopter

[@nacolm7454]

I looked up "they dropped the sun on us twice" and it brought me here. I love it

[@AJSpringState]

Badger: *Shoots a target from 8 clicks out* Badger: Wet.

[@chaosmiles07]

*munches on KFC* "... Bucket!" ***BOOM!***

[@zaelheimricht4978]

*Bucket.*

[@Shady-up5cz]

Papa johns: my time has come

[@jager869]

No

[@millionshots2epic163]

*Your time has come

[@johndough5118]

Who are you

[@josephstalin7801]

Gods time has come

[@NovakDjokovik]

*cum*

[@monkie7097]

"You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment " *Loads AR-15 with Holy Crusade intent*

[@thawolf3156]

Nobody: 10:57 Badger obliterating my mans entire knee caps, nonchalantly

[@garretthunter3381]

F-4 Phantom: Breaks sound barrier Badger: "Im in the mood for a swim..." F-4: ... Badger: slowly eases the control stick down F-4: "No..." Badger:... F-4: touches water and disintegrates Badger: (insert pikachu meme here) Russian sub watching all this: "IVAN! Write this down!"

[@spacecatsftw]

ah yes. attempting to land when you're flying faster than the speed of sound

[@dragonslayer6644]

Pika pog

[@crustaceanking3293]

@@spacecatsftw *attempting to WATER at hypersonic speeds

[@chasetoyama8184]

@@spacecatsftw On water. In a fighter jet,

[@babyrudds3793]

Fun fact, from when the plane hit the water to when it stopped, it underwent about 30.5 g for about 4 seconds

[@Spaceman404.]

Tank: Exists* Ka-50: Your free trial of being alive has ended

[@Spark____]

Black shark:uses extremely visible pinpoint laser guided misile system Some dude:holds up pocket mirror and middle finger Misile:pulls 180 mid air

[@rabidredpanda2888]

Badjur: posts 2 days in a row Me: Wait, that's impossible

[@happyjohnny8976]

Panda Fan I would like but then it would hit 70 smh “nice”

[@frank_mon_wolf1556]

I feel like Badger and Skulker basically are the kind of dudes that say: "We found that the Geneva Convention is just a set of guidelines."

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

As an Ork appreciator, the Tunguska with all that DAKKA made me smile.

[@TBH-nu2so]

Imagine being a pilot parachuting down, and you see Badger flying an F22 Raptor with his decal on the front towards you.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

2:01 crowd *target identified* 6:52 saw the duct tape 7:26 "attacked 3 boats they dropped the sun on us *TWICE* " 12:07 plane skipping on water test 14:14 get hank hill 14:25 hank hill watches badger , chat... lol badger typed in team chat first 15:40 ask to be paid with a f22raptor (and he did on discord in a future video lol) 16:33 floridas basically a heavily modded GTA 5 server

[@GG-vj8zr]

Nobody: Obama: All should have Healthcare for cheap. Badger: The M1A1 Abrams is the only healthcare I need.

[@bringerebrethil6176]

THAT WE NEED!!

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

Still cheaper then Obamacare.

[@GB-tc4hr]

13:16 Eekaj was listening to the Freebird guitar solo

[@manbuncolin]

6:52 “Heavenly what’re you doing out there?” “Sir, finishing this fight.”

[@Dragosmom.]

Im pretty sure that was doom marine...

[@_ojo.r.ojo_]

7:26 is the dropped the sun on us twice

[@theScottishKoala]

Everyone asking “what is this upload schedule” but nobody asks “how is this upload schedule” 😢 Hope everyone will come join us over on my channel... Though I guess this means I gotta start uploading R6 Siege vids...

[@ineedhealing5483]

Scotland forever

[@Brother_Nihilus]

It do be like that sometimes. And Holy Moly. Had no idea u watched the Slav King.

[@sa80slayer85]

Been subbed or a bit man glad to see you on this channel

[@risu6894]

wait you’re here?

[@theScottishKoala]

I had to Badger him for six months but we got here 😆👌

[@colterbrown3679]

15:54 “You laugh now, but I’m about to call up the Pentagon and ask if Lockheed Martin takes coupons!” This is why it’s worth the extra time to watch a Badger video all the way to the end.

[@michalspisar2067]

6:58 Heavenly what you doing there? ENGAGING THE ENEMY

[@gameridiotNOT]

"The US Wyoming never falters"

[@juicebox7372]

@@gameridiotNOT That never gets old for me lol

[@indyjons321]

Pulling 10 Gs in a Hunter F6 like... "Bravo 6 going dark."

[@cdt929gaming]

"You're talking a lot of crap for someone in ADATS range"

[@stijnvanlankveld9893]

Every range is ADATS range

[@trevorparker6400]

Then don’t talk crap

[@stup1db4nana]

@@stijnvanlankveld9893 ka-50: haha

[@ethanfrields7050]

You talk mad shit for someone 1.3 miles away from Chris Kyle (please get this reference)

[@mrsteamie4196]

Badger, the way you animated Skullker with the "primary use of this helicopter" gag is so goddamn good. That just seals the deal on that entire clip.

[@MrEc2001ca]

7:57 congratulations badger, you made that man a cripple!

[@Devastator_1]

2:47 Bajur you know it's bad when *your* friends are saying no

[@asktostop9277]

Everyone: "What are you planning to do with that tank" Tank: *loads missile* "CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!"

[@epicninjacakez6716]

UH HUH

[@CorundumDevil]

"Phrases that I do not wish to hear a second time--" Me: >watches it several times just to catch what was said

[@SomeD00D01]

*"We attacked three boats THEY DROPPED A SUN ON US TWICE"*

[@shaldurprime7154]

3:42 there's just a guy standing on the fender with half an old vanity mirror that he found

[@maxsmith611]

Badger during the end of his "Best of 2019" video: I did way too many sponsored vids and wish I coulda just shitposted. Also Badger every video since: "This video is sponsored by_______" I still love the vids. Just... Irony.

[@MishraArtificer]

The difference is...he's still shitposting AND getting paid for it.

[@DalderR6]

Crazy coming back and watching the videos before the MoCap suit and the fact that you put this much work into these before having that suit is WILD you sure are easily one of my favorite creators if not THE favorite

[@jtroll2747]

“He protec, he attac, but most importantly he invade Iraq”

[@thatmexicankid7784]

Badger: wonder if I can hit this dude *Literally everyone hearing that* Us: That’s a war crime their buddy

[@aidanrowland611]

Kyle Kern *your

[@aidanrowland611]

Kyle Kern god dammit I was wondering if you were gonna do that lol

[@dragonborntmc8539]

Can we all just take a moment to remember that Badger is a Marine in the reserves? Thank you Badger.

[@Mewthree-and-Friends2004]

1:58 “Wow” that’s such an amazing story. Jesus Christ! That’s some scary shit right there!

[@dspace4514]

Enemy: We are winning against Russian Badger. They lost one of their guns! Badger: *casually tapes Heavenly to the wing* You were saying. Heavenly: *Eyes lits up* Enemy: Oh fu- *dies*

[@TGTR.43]

Badger: *posts 2 videos in under a month* The community: ‘o’

[@jonasblahut8084]

When you see black dot with a crying seal on it 8 kilometers away: „My time has come”

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

7:00 iirc something similar like this did actually happen. In 2007, four royal marines taped themsleves on the side of two Apaches (each two marines) on a rescue mission.

[@lovingcanadiancan1751]

12:59 i got scared for a second i wasnt looking when he said MIG

[@o-w-e-n5410]

Lovingcanadian CAN I honestly thought the same thing, I had to go back and rewatch it just to make sure.

[@lovingcanadiancan1751]

@Jesse Rodriguez oh my god i turned it on thats hilarious

[@bluedog843]

“You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment” *feeds new round* that killed me

[@chasetoyama8184]

You don’t feed rounds with a bolt action, you chamber rounds.

[@jaden.mb0]

"...they dropped the sun on us twice... " part had dying 6:59 to 7:30

[@fallenriverie1663]

You have my respect for the timestamp

[@GZilla311]

Tsutomu Yamaguchi would know that personally.

[@kinneret_o]

7:20 best response to "im just gonna check the moon for any other flag real quick": "two things: first; the color on the flag corroded so now there is no more color and it turned into a french flag, second; call me when that flag pays your hospital bill"

[@relixnova251]

7:43 he protecc he attack but most importantly he has eagles on his tracc

[@nyxnox2135]

*Sees Fat crying Seal* Huh this reminds me of something... *Remembers the time I impulse ordered Badgers Youtooz* Aaah yes.... grand times

[@sparinglysalted4951]

*Papa John appears, eyes glowing red from the fiery hatred he developed from eating 40 pizzas in 30 days* “Ah yes, the negotiator”

[@drummar_boy]

It's been over a year since this video has been published, and Gaijin is still honoring the bonus from Badger. Pretty cool if you ask me.

[@jamesbland5207]

WWII in a nutshell: "We attacked like 3 boats, they dropped the sun on us twice."

[@theeinqusition1]

1:06 smiley face on the back of the jet, things I can't unsee

[@colew4083]

"he got my left wing" badger doesn't even know the meme and he said it

[@youraverageplayer4725]

Left wing destroyed

[@charlesbechen821]

YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING

[@codename1176]

Charles Bechen ShUT up I KNOW