Literally the Worst Commentary Ever - Slime SSBM Commentary Highlights

Basically made this so I can get on commentary at nationals and have Jennette McCurdy tweet me back.
Highlights from Bigger Balc, Power 9, SSS, and the Balcony with Guntherz because he's funnier than I'll ever be.
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[@linkjmc5683]

The irony of someone asking Ludwig if he knows slime. Aged like a dream.

[@koth_harvest_final]

i remember talking to ludwig asking if slime would be at a local lmao

[@crunxxyy3527]

@Johan Benson scam sus

[@ayyocam1917]

@Johan Benson nice alt account lmao

[@bowser8817]

@Johan Benson i did it in 5 because im that skilled

[@hitnrun66]

Facts lmao

[@jacksoncolvin3602]

Lud in 2017, “hey it’s your friend Ludwig” Lud in 2021, “I am not your friend”

[@ksad96]

"I wouldn't call him a legend. I'd call him an average person at best, but..." "What'd you say?" "Yeah, he's really cool" "Yeah yeah, he's alright"

[@y2kmisha]

"Maybe for you. Ogre."

[@flaviusarcadiusvibes]

Calling people ogre is so powerful

[@thevorace]

"And if they don't win, Tibet stays... imprisoned? I don't know the situation." Lmao

[@DaAnimalControl]

"Did you ever just want to get sent yarn?" I love it

[@zachtooill]

Idk why that was the best one

[@wilkyb8997]

lmao the vape commercials got to me

[@zachtooill]

I liked the smash boxes

[@robert3758]

I love when people talk in a way that makes me feel like I'm having a stroke

[@ogshrimpsauce]

"Bring me up to speed" "I can read Cam" I'm fucking dead

[@puunk_9240]

they won't let you commentate majors unless they need someone to shill for the vape sponsors

[@leeleeisgay]

I wonder how slime would feel if he read up on Tibetan self-immolation.

[@SOMeDoOD1992]

probably about the same

[@bignerd1323]

Apparently, those monks do half damage

[@awkwardcultism]

He'd probably think it was lit.

[@jensvide777]

@@awkwardcultism Nice.

[@Bozionjr]

The best kind of shill

[@MoonbaseTV]

Maximum overshill. I love it.

[@tyleramon8371]

Those VAPE commercials GOT ME! Lmao, I bet the sponsors just love that this kind of advertisement actually works xD

[@mrs.featherbottom5901]

So damn funny, such great timing, amazingly witty, perfect delivery! WHO IS THIS MAN? And where can I donate to the kickstarter to launch his career in comedy??

[@2FadeMusic]

I'd call him an average person at best

[@2FadeMusic]

@Leah :D yar spongebob i require immediate cock and ball torture

[@thepokemanguy5815]

Idk man hopefully he starts making content on twitch or yt seems pretty funny

[@caseypeanuts3222]

nice call

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

Good call man

[@thefreshvince879]

ludwig has taken over scar's personality and even wears his clothes now

[@poultriarchy]

Baby Chan bittersweet knowing scar would be twitch’s fastest growing streamer if he sold out

[@hushpuppi3]

I love how in the middle it just goes from commentary moments to S2J being a beast

[@Chobeemi]

Slime and Alex19 might be the funniest commentary duo of all time. Just constant roasting lmao

[@octo_contra]

"what's in there, you think? hawaiian punch?" fucking got me

[@guyoninternet4728]

0:18 It's a fedora. You cannot change my mind

[@NoWhipCreamPlz]

3:46 had me dead ROFLLLLL

[@Ethan.Murphy2003]

Loved this gives me nostalgia

[@KonkeyDongkey]

"On the deep web you can get an Arduino filled with raw H" I love this man.

[@dmandamen6719]

The Johnny stock in the middle of the canes argument

[@darkslide180]

best commentary i have ever had the pleasure of hearing -Legoman

[@GustoFormula]

"No one likes playing against each other." - Anthony Bruno (2017)

[@asantejr22]

this guys actually fucking hilarious

[@dakotastephens656]

Slime peaked here. God bless him.

[@HeadFacethePirate]

dude if you dont like the coleslaw you can just sub it out for another toast or sauce

[@shadenym5094]

^^^^^ this guy fucks

[@ourboyroy9398]

or you could be LSU head-coach and serial degenerate Ed Orgeron and get double slaw, no toast

[@diemrcupcake]

@@ourboyroy9398 then he can win you a national championship.

[@alexneishellii9032]

Our Boy Roy i have come from the future to stop the slander of the legendary coach O

[@simeongroeneveld2000]

3:46 classic Ludwig

[@wendysboyz5658]

Slime and Alex on commentary is the best

[@SalingerSays]

Ludwig is cute thooo

[@flaviusarcadiusvibes]

TRUE

[@dagms]

man I need to watch more of slime's streams, he a funny dude

[@pogokes8215]

Deadass forgot this existed. What a gem.

[@BreakfastKids]

I like his commentary for pools

[@linebeck1381]

3:46 LUD OMG

[@sirhawkjames]

slime is so irritating and i love him lmao

[@goodguycwyzz4768]

Who would’ve thought this guy would be a twitch God

[@Sheu_ssbm]

29:12 Death Grips :]

[@mignob]

@@pedlar6839 I have it uncensored on vinyl

[@KeTyping]

Slime and Alex19 is the best thing to ever come from melee.

[@ttam]

29:15 the death grips reference from slime, much respect

[@connorcarini]

Ludwig and Slime... the food review critiques

[@battleman3]

Actually Slime, The owner moved to work on an oil rig to save up the money to start his restaurant. I've read the table mats.

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

29:17 love the Death Grips reference, very cool mr slime man alright man

[@manoqueenz]

At this point it's more of an edgelord podcast with some melee in the background

[@rorycarey-stronck7007]

When are we gonna get more slime commentary highlights? That’s the only reason I’m still here

[@Openzmindz_]

This was actually really funny.

[@XxHistorikxX]

Damn slimes friend kinda looks like that streamer guy Ludwig

[@Catamaran33]

thought this was gonna be actual bad commentary, pleasantly suprised

[@touchedbymeat]

2070 paradigm shift reference :O

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

Did Slime just make a Death Grips reference?

[@gmoney3563]

when

[@FerousFolly]

he has a death grips cap on for like the first 5 or 10 mins

[@gmoney3563]

@@FerousFolly glad to see slime is noided

[@DragonsYuh]

It's crazy to see lud advertising vapes with my own eyes

[@gloriousliar8747]

Now this is a vid I can get behind, smash and good opinions on canes

[@bobbysalazars1645]

I gotta watch this with another fellow smasher

[@sirhawkjames]

"what do you think is in there, hawaiian punch?" lmaooo

[@BoneDaddy_NA1]

"Hugging is dangerous" Topical

[@Scroobis]

If you're on the third manga of berserk you're throwing out scissors hard.

[@dragsayow5344]

why

[@Ellie926k]

This video is secretly just an add for vapes

[@albinrantala477]

are you making video this so you dont have to message kendrick about big house? :P

[@BadMelee]

more so I had something to email him with

[@albinrantala477]

hopefully you get the job :)

[@420mar5]

This had me dying lol 3:49

[@kuni2330]

I need Slime to do a Top 8 at some supermajor, with Jim Jam Flim Flam as his co commentator.

[@creestab]

Shout out to the green Orcane himself, Ralph

[@SilverShadow02]

...using Statewide Vapes!

[@underdasher9915]

I love that these things ate getting recommended now that Lud is somewhat a name

[@chasenorton8447]

This is the best commentary.

[@robw5840]

#freetibet

[@futureiznow6748]

Did y'all see the disaster of commentary at GT-X for smash 4? I think that was worse. CONVERSIONS

[@c0nk2879]

GRAND FINALS AND ALL ALEX AND SLIME TALK ABOUT IS CANE'S SAUCE VS CHICK FIL A SAUCE HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

[@LINKTheReaper]

These are the kids that create memes

[@gamegye8]

“Hawaiian punch?” Lmao

[@andrewcox8807]

So good old Walsh. The helicopter does indeed, not exist.

[@TheOneAndOnlyJell_O]

29:16 The Death Grips reference lol

[@KingHalbatorix]

Finals and they talkin about chicken instead of johhny

[@catania195]

Better than fendy

[@xkaosG]

I just want slime and JJFF to do a buddy cop skit or series and I can die content

[@jiffylou98]

It’s like if coney wasn’t dead inside

[@michaelmendez4172]

slime and lud are unironically bad at melee commentary

[@seanathan1]

but lud beat zain TWICE

[@4000subs]

"Hballz"

[@tbrew222]

Yo sandwich man!

[@ryansmolinski2173]

Small man big commentary

[@r0flcopter]

I love slime

[@TheVoiceOfChaos]

you ever just wanna get sent YARN

[@trevorheath2657]

Ludwig and slime for life or until 20xx

[@edrayburn5309]

SCIENTOLOGY LMAO

[@kota69420]

Man, I think I might need a vape

[@jonathanflores518]

"How many grams of sugar......... 48 jesus."

[@zekegregory9130]

It's going good do you know why? Vape, oh shit

[@Lekeing]

I believe you misspelled "Best Commentators (NA)"

[@hanselfinn8946]

I love slime as commentator

[@thanks_605]

Sub out the slaw! You can get extra fries!

[@hebogumbo2802]

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x better than any pm commentary

[@garganchula]

bro the kayns part had me

[@xavierbouldin6001]

The vape ads were ... Iquonic

[@TylerClibbon]

i miss alex19, this is great

[@LordFartamor]

this aged well

[@seanathan1]

very well.

[@TruthAndReconciliation]

Was that a Death Grips reference around 29

[@MEGAlarfy]

Holy shit he did lmfao

[@pedlar6839]

Evan Biggers *happy mc ride noises^

[@suntzu3541]

Raising canes is dope a f. U can trade the slaw for a bread noob.

[@abhinavcheedella4296]

It's big brain time

[@Finneagan]

"There's a DOG?!?!?"

[@acek.7094]

I haven't legit cried from laughing in so long. Never stop slime, for real dude

[@ooga-zn8ps]

alex19 and slime, cant commentate the game but are a funny personality duo