Little Miss Jocelyn - Lisa translates girl's street language

[@davidscottblacksmith]

8 years later, I think they predicted the evolution of cockney perfectly.

[@T_P21]

Please don't call this bullshit Cockney

[@hl33t64]

@@T_P21 😂😂

[@WakeAndWatchMinistries]

This show was amazing. So upset we couldn’t get it back on tv 😞

[@ombudsmanGhana]

Oh dear.. I just discovered it here in KZbin, Jheeze

[@Needsmoreflash]

Everyone is saying they understand the girls and speak street. But I'm here feeling like I'm the only one to relates to the inspector.

[@cy-one]

Inspector gang! I have no fcking idea...

[@ericdpeerik3928]

If people get that, they're from the BBC studios, not the ends 🤨 One thing you quickly learn in street language is "yes officer", which translates to "I don't want to get beaten up today, thank you"

[@anonymoushuman5654]

@@cy-one what do u not understand

[@cy-one]

@@anonymoushuman5654 Basically everything that wasn't said in normal English.

[@hl33t64]

Innit I don’t even think some people from road know what she’s on about Lmao 💀

[@peterward2275]

I miss her show, it was far too short lived. She was brilliant and hilarious.

[@novice5895]

What had me dying was the clapham sign- hand clap with piggy snort = clap ham=💀⚰️ 🤣🤣🤣. I’m from USA & have never seen this show. I’m gonna look for more epis rn.

[@456kazer]

LOOOOL Clapham

[@brucekaraus7330]

I am so sorry that I haven't seen this woman until now. She's hilarious!

[@ombudsmanGhana]

Me too... 😂 I see you saw her 2 years ago

[@ombudsmanGhana]

Gosh.... Miss Little J is the best relaxer for me. After a hard days work, I sit and sip on these skits

[@HidayaDiaspora]

Jamaican Patois influences British slang. Very similar to Canadian slang. As a Jamaican, I'm flattered by so many imitations. No other culture is copied as much.

[@ricoarrington436]

Hidaya Diaspora I think African-American Street culture is copied the most

[@Heymeeeeeeeeeee]

@@ricoarrington436 not by he black people in the uk and canada

[@WgCdrLuddite]

As a Brit I've been listening to patwa since the 60s. It's part of our culture now.

[@montyb5262]

Apart from English of course...

[@godwincolin]

Rico Arrington Perceived street culture,perceived,not necessarily in reality! I blame the Hollywood trash version of reality forced onto the world!

[@markwalsh3327]

I love dem dayz just 10/15years ago this was currently this generation may not get it, love JG she spot on with everything and hilarious time I use to live in South London 20years ago reminds me off.

[@sashajohnson1458]

Little Miss Jocelyn is so funny I love her

[@jayy01_08]

I speak fluent street 😂😂😂 loool

[@godwincolin]

Jayden T. I try for correct grammar and spelling! ( LOL! )

[@blakefrickleton51]

Ok nigga

[@laurence2299]

🤣🤣🤣Yeah I loved that one

[@QuarrellaDeVil]

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!"

[@itsjemmabond]

I dug her rap!

[@vapourtrail7194]

Wow...was like the two black guys speaking jive in "Airplane".

[@chrisbeaty3572]

Airplane! Did it better

[@marlonthomas8042]

Only the airplane scene was much funnier This was too over the too

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

I immediately thought of that scene😂

[@nicoleflood8537]

Yessss

[@BubbaSnipe]

Imagine having to perform Shakespeare like that...

[@glennbrymer4065]

I have not laughed this much since Benny Hill was playing. This is gold!!!

[@rachelbell3678]

People do actually speak like this in England both white and black

[@royal.chelsea]

its a hyperbole of how some people speak in england. its almost accurate but its just over the top which makes it really funny :)

[@user-ee8nk6us3s]

Rachel Bell Well most do mainly in Midlands and some London

[@tkbreezy21]

@@user-ee8nk6us3s this is more representative of London

[@Chillednfunked]

Yes and it’s really embarrassing, it’s mainly patois which is awful

[@saburrito3]

@@Chillednfunked patois is a dialect. I'm sorry but are you saying that a dialect is awful? Maybe I've misunderstood. Are you saying Jamaicans are "awful"??

[@olavihekandjo2928]

What's funny is that it kinda makes sense.

[@WorkoutorWorkin]

Lol! Right? Especially "Clapham" 🤣🤣🤣 I've not even from the UK and thought that was hilarious!

[@alexbraun2243]

This had me in stitches...had never seen them before 😆😆

[@ehumphreys8253]

Same! Haven't laughed so much for absolutely ages

[@jacintopereira5497]

This is a master piece give this women a statue 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@GothicNiqabiah]

I've never heard of this show before but now seeing this I am loving it.. Want to see more please.. Yes.. Bring it back

[@charlotteamanda]

lol amazing hope they bring it back fingers crossed x

[@kensyskye8965]

Fluent street! 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@ell4726]

Year 2021 and nothing changed 💥

[@carieanderson]

love it , bring it back

[@karenoconnor4180]

This is funny as hell, I’m not sure what they’re saying but it’s ridiculously hilarious 😬😬😬

[@CrazyComputerMan1]

That is the best clip, ClapHam sign language!

[@mararoxa2275]

She’s so funny 😂

[@ti0039a340]

i feel the same as the officer when i'm trying to listen lyrics from rappers

[@youngmo77]

Then don't. Simple.

[@tiannaadams231]

Lol how they talk now lol😂😂

[@mr.abijah]

Imagine if she had this show in 2020

[@byronthompson2708]

"👏🐖"- Clapham That was clever

[@ljackerman4554]

she follows me on twitter

[@noziphomathe4532]

❤❤❤❤❤❤🌟🌟🌟🌟 this was soooooo beautiful!!!! The Clapham 😭😭😭😭😂

[@Hopes91]

That petition went well didn't it?

[@jonelledaniels2602]

hopelessboi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tami8458]

Nah.

[@AddamSolo]

Wow, this is amazingly funny.

[@hugster5052]

Nah, best thing is for this to stay in the archives

[@TommyNowDoesGaming]

Noorrr nooor nooorrr means YES LOL

[@mikjon67]

I went under shock after a car accident.... the Italian ER told me I spoke like them for an hour.... that's strange because I was born in Leeds....

[@Viernes13punto5]

1 minute in and I see why it was cancelled.

[@chashithadon4165]

My god yes.

[@MegaHeelhook]

I remember Charlie Creed Miles in Nil by Mouth, when he's learning Jamaican Patois in the shower; probably the only part in the movie where you can have a laugh, because the rest of the film is as grim as f+@k.

[@aliciastokes8924]

Gyalis is a ladies man...why she kept calling her that?

[@bg4928]

I always wondered that

[@DeborahWalkerXOXO]

She had people on her staff who were actively working against her - I met one who was working HARD.

[@darganx]

You can see why a show like this is so rare on the BBC when there are saboteurs among us.. we need our own TV network and not have to rely on THEM to offer us a little airtime.

[@DeborahWalkerXOXO]

@@darganx to be honest creatives need to leave this place sometimes, go to the Caribbean or Africa and do things there. I feel it's not all about a lack of resources when it comes to the quality and content. We gotta start viewing our "homelands" as fertile ground for the Real Wakanda. We had the Year of Return. Maybe we need to let this place fall, seeing as they keep saying we're not wanted or needed.

[@gilgameshofuruk4060]

@@DeborahWalkerXOXO As a late fifties white male, can I just say that I found Little Miss Jocelyn by accident and think she is absolutely brilliant. Given some of the bilge passing for comedy these days, it's ridiculous that such a fresh and original talent is ignored by the programme commissioners.

[@DeborahWalkerXOXO]

@@gilgameshofuruk4060 her content is definitely BBC3 material. But if you notice the BBC as a whole is quite hostile to black content for some years now - black history month has been consistently ignored by the British Broadcasting Corporation. Which had stated aims of Educating, Informing and Entertaining. Yes, black content SHOULD be available all year, but during black history month, surely they can collate the content at least? One year they made a big deal about ROMAN history during black history month. Anyway, the issue is her target audience don't watch TV live, we have too much to do, we watch on iPlayer or even KZbin. iPlayer currently has the entire run of the Real McCoy available, you might enjoy that.

[@gilgameshofuruk4060]

@@DeborahWalkerXOXO You make good points. TV in general has become governed by accountants and people with degrees in media studies rather than creatives. I used to watch the Real McCoy as well, but I'm afraid I'm not modern enough to do I-player, though!

[@slevinkelevra5901]

I thought talking to people in new orleans was a challenge ? ! ? 😳🙄😳

[@tanatekii2460]

Faaaarrken wicked.....♥️♥️♥️..... Perth Australia

[@LMoore-pq9gx]

Funny! It reminded me of the first Airplane movie where the nun on the plane interpreted the street talk.

[@mintiana]

i died

[@kernow9324]

R.I.P. Ahmed Akbar.

[@anonymoushuman5654]

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

[@Nico.Robin7]

@@anonymoushuman5654 Who died?? 🤔

[@anonymoushuman5654]

@@Nico.Robin7 him

[@anonymoushuman5654]

@@Nico.Robin7 ahmed akbar

[@offthewall9988]

I'm going to have to binge this now. 8y later

[@derekmiles767]

"Mans not hot" before there was a Mans not hot

[@susanadam6094]

Loved this programme the traffic warden was my favourite 😊

[@gilgameshofuruk4060]

Bus driver mine. "You cannot bring that little spaceship onto my bus"

[@deesalmon9632]

😂😂😂😂 Henry Higgins would be appalled

[@windingroadelven]

I miss her hahahaha

[@OnYoutubeInATutu]

Lost my best friend yesterday but this show is making me laugh🙏🏽🙏🏽 RIP

[@KeirBo]

Sorry to hear. Glad this is helping though

[@OnYoutubeInATutu]

@@KeirBo 🥰

[@kenmartin3499]

I love it!

[@Bustamamgendut]

They speaking ancestor's language.

[@WellWisdom.]

Brilliant.

[@glynariksherwood]

Little miss Jocelyn was absolute genius . And by genius I mean dog shit.

[@trinityokoe-brown1108]

"Why don't people speak English anymore" lol I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂 because of Internet that is why people make up their own english. I'm dead 💀

[@philp3512]

Yeah, this goes back to 1980 when airplane already did it. The actress who played June Cleaver said "I speak Jive."

[@yenbbc8840]

when wally and the beav were at school june was studying a second language

[@martingreenfield1837]

come back Joselyn!!

[@omarsiyaad4552]

The jokes is on her.

[@mooseyman74]

I used to like her taxi driver character and the toilet cleaner that criticized the odours

[@thetheraine]

I'm Australian and I've even seen and enjoyed Miss Jocelyn... In the name of Jesus... In the name of Jesus...

[@peejpom]

This just came up in my feed !!!! what in heavens name did I just watch, I have difficulty understanding Rappers, must be too old...

[@1terriblesouthamerican134]

What the heck?I only understand the speech part, but I understand why the beating was necessary, it’s how you get to understand quickly

[@MrMocappucino]

lol..crazy girls

[@tyjakkty8668]

i want jocelyn as a best friend,she is lush

[@FranklinFreshman]

people dont actually talk like that

[@gloriaholcomb9626]

It's satire with a strong use of hyperbole, being over the top is the point.

[@zeala1]

Goodness, it’s comedy!

[@danidejaneiro8378]

That’s what makes it funny derp

[@godwincolin]

It’s an unnatural accent anyway,as beyond,say,2nd.or subsequent generations,natural influences would have ironed-out the original Patois to be gradually merged into a broader local accent,such as a Scottish,Welsh,Birmingham,Manchester...or whatever,accent. It is an affectation,adopted for some social reasons. Do people who affect a “Posh” accent think that they sound convincing....or just plain silly and pretentious? ( Some of us do,in reality,speak naturally,in a BBC-type accent...as did my parents,my grandparents and so on...without forcing it,or affecting it !) I have lived in Canada for over 30 years,and have not lost my Beeb type accent...whereas my Canadian-made son has an entirely Canadian accent! Nothing forced,nothing affected,all natural!

[@godwincolin]

Franklin F. But to a lesser,less comic sketch,degree,they do! Why,I do not know! ( Cue the avalanche of PC abuse about to fill these pages...!)

[@danielserene4532]

And they talk about our police brutality here in the US. "It's the only way she'll understand."

[@janesmith9024]

Well meant and funny.

[@N1cole.X]

Does anyone know the jungle track played when the police knock on the door??

[@aidenmartin3230]

Introduce yourself..boo boo boo 😂

[@kaneparker6594]

OOH YEAH CONGRATULATIONS SHE VERY VERY FUNNY

[@N1cole.X]

Does anyone know what the jungle track was called when the police knocked on the door?

[@zakariamohammed5094]

BRING HER BACK Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PInk77W1]

In living color

[@treeoftrees7523]

I want to see the ploopers

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

kind of like Lenny Henry meets Katherine Tate!!! hilarious!

[@jamesyoung4508]

OOH OOH YEAH MY PARENTS AND KANE AND KEKE REMEMBER HER FUNNY WOMAN

[@rac3r5]

So street is Caribbean. Got it.

[@LoveLiyah849]

Looooooool hahahahahha

[@Medidiscovery]

nice nice nice aworrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@chloedog47]

What Star 😂

[@tensaijuusan4653]

so PC incorrect, so hilarious, so true - sadly!

[@XxchampaignxX]

She’s in eastenders now

[@mariasimone4141]

2023 😂🎉

[@dtvfan24]

so funny, lost it at 1:40.

[@Sthmohtwenty]

Galllist niceeeee

[@adambrady9989]

I speak jive... yup.

[@faniemarcelin9241]

so funny

[@N1cole.X]

Does anyone know the name of the song she was playing in the house?

[@millersam3171]

Can anyone write down what’s being said in street language?

[@MynameisBrianZX]

That was quite the punchline.

[@mambamusic]

Awuzwa! You are amazingly funny ting fo a woomaaann - uyashaya izinto, intombinhle! Cor blimey guv'nor my-eight. Little Missy Jocelyn we bestowe apon you the honourable title-in-absentia of Lady Jozi, erstwhile and roving ambassador for Johannesburg-and-sub-equatioral Africa, in General. terms. In the name of Je-hee-sus, In the name of Je-hee-sus, Madiba-aaaa and the Democratic Alliance we vow to leave our goats and huts in the hills to vote for you. SiyakuthandaMiss Jozi. Umuhle, imabali Africa., intombi-inhle. Awu. AmaQabusa! o! X (His band 11.1).

[@Sussex_Seagull]

We can’t connect to the server at twitition.com.

[@sarahuk5023]

Lol yeeeah.

[@Khangel]

Police brutality: It’s for your own good.

[@justayoutuber2573]

LAR Kovac are you saying we should attack the police?

[@Khangel]

I don’t engage in arguments with fools.

[@justayoutuber2573]

LAR Kovac the fact that you view this as an argument is very telling...

[@michaeldicker4839]

Support your local police force - beat yourself up !

[@justayoutuber2573]

michael dicker I like the way you think! Cut out the middle man!

[@avimannuxbz3454]

Ah yes the yt algorithm

[@Runescope]

Reminds me of PoC guys from Airplane, though they did it better.

[@allishakitt2841]

lol