If she lives to 80(something) she will have spent more time at the Remembrance Day Sundays as a former PM, than actual days as PM.
@Jon-xw9omАй бұрын
"If"
@sebastianvagabond46922 ай бұрын
The scandal is Truss is on a Prime Ministers pension for life! 100k a year for 40 days of nothing. Unbelievable.
@LeeKelly-dj4rf2 ай бұрын
Shows you how corrupt the UK is, we put sanctions on corrupt regimes while allowing it to happen here. And it is corruption because name any career that gives you a £100,000 pension for 40 days of incompetence.
@HALLish-jl5mo2 ай бұрын
No she isn't. That's not a pension, it's a public allowance for the cost of public duties. So if, for example, she goes to Davos in her capacity as former PM, she could claim travel expenses. She can also pay staff to organize such talks, and their pensions. But she has to expense it. She can't just spend it on herself. Also, it's £115k.
@bonghunezhou50512 ай бұрын
- _49_ short days... - Indeed, even if the law permits...
@anthonyclegg15112 ай бұрын
@@HALLish-jl5mo yes she is. 🧀🧀.
@visnamacpherson51092 ай бұрын
She did lot in in her 49 days. She nearly crushed the economy.
@Kj16V2 ай бұрын
I just watched the original "cheese and pork markets" speech, and Truss looks like she's doing an impression of Nerine doing an impression of Truss.
@asac1592 ай бұрын
very well put!
@nigeledward-few96502 ай бұрын
Useless woman. Says it all that the Tories chose her as leader and PM.
@markymark35722 ай бұрын
The thought of her looking for a job just cracks me up😂
@nalodailec2 ай бұрын
❤
@random-username52 ай бұрын
Yeah does she not have a lifelong annual pension lol Seriously tho, I'm not sure it's best to take your politics to the fast food chain
@andydudley17752 ай бұрын
must of been sliding automatic doors for her to enter a dwp building.
@amaan81232 ай бұрын
The 'seat' and 'stand' bit is very clever, the whole scripting here is class👍
@johnmcjoan66442 ай бұрын
Love seeing you playing a straight character too! Not just a clever comedian but a brilliant actress too!
@nalodailec2 ай бұрын
Oh, I DO aqgree.
@bernardgarrett38972 ай бұрын
I concur. very good as a straight actress
@RyanConway6022 ай бұрын
She's sooooo good ! Huge fan ! Erm...
@hattielankford47752 ай бұрын
😮 She could do street interviews as a character, follow up with the straight character (add a scarf?), hopefully talk to some of the same people, then edit it together so the straight character appears to be one of the crowd. I bet there would be some good public reactions in there...
@RyanConway6022 ай бұрын
@@hattielankford4775 ooooohhh... Nice idea !
@jacqueslapidieux31822 ай бұрын
The idea of inept former Tory MPs having to survive in the real world brings me so much joy....
@andymerrett2 ай бұрын
Heaven help anyone who takes her on in a consultancy role (isn't that where old prime ministers go?)
@jschreiber64612 ай бұрын
If only they became MPs after years of proven real world success
@johnmcjoan66442 ай бұрын
Nerine Skinner knocks it out of the park again!! 😂 so glad I have notifications turned on!
@thoso19732 ай бұрын
That blank face grin will haunt me in my nightmares. Thanks Nerine 😂😂
@Demun16492 ай бұрын
And it will be peaking in your dreams, from behind you, or the curtains, or the bushes! It will be somewhere.
@Confucius_Says...2 ай бұрын
Nerine actually looks beautiful as the interviewer...
@barbthegreat5862 ай бұрын
Nerine is very beautiful.
@richardjakobek74772 ай бұрын
The Pie Minister killed the queen! 😂
@joelchee93082 ай бұрын
I guess Pork Markets in Beijing didn't work out due to massive Chinese deflation in Pork prices
@kakprat2 ай бұрын
" you killed the Queen " ouch 😂
@jasongarfitt11472 ай бұрын
I completely forgot about the "killed the queen" memes
@obtuse12912 ай бұрын
Her pension for working 40 days. 10 x an ordinary pension earned by working for about 50 years. Context is everything. 😂
@eyeyayayay2 ай бұрын
But a fraction of what I'd be paying on my mortrtgage if she'd stayed in until the next election. If the pension helped convince her to leave quickly, it's a small price to pay.
@anthonyclegg15112 ай бұрын
She will never need a job. We are keeping her in luxury. Id rather give my money to the inmates in Broadmoor.
@JohnTreacy-ix3wr2 ай бұрын
Broadmoor does not have 'inmates.' It's inhabitants are, in fact, patients given that it is a hospital. A hospital for the criminally insane, but a hospital non the less.
@anthonyclegg15112 ай бұрын
@@JohnTreacy-ix3wr you got the gist.
@danielcraig49742 ай бұрын
She should be in prison
@anthonyclegg15112 ай бұрын
@@danielcraig4974 that will never happen, they are protected by the Freemasons. Unfortunately. 🧀🧀.
@anthonyclegg15112 ай бұрын
@@danielcraig4974 no prison would have her. 🧀.
@Ou8y2k22 ай бұрын
To their credit, Sunak and Truss did leave without inciting an insurrection, stealing classified documents, and then getting convicted of 34 felony counts.
@LimeyRedneck2 ай бұрын
True 😅 But also give it time... 😬
@19Edurne2 ай бұрын
Regarding the felony counts, I think nobody digged deep enough yet.
@Weller852 ай бұрын
That’s a pretty low bar.
@eclectica12 ай бұрын
And he was able to get away with it, thanks to the meddling kids at the US Supreme Court.
@cathjj8402 ай бұрын
Insurrection might not have been too far off.
@MartyJackson2 ай бұрын
Mad to think that Liz Truss was PM when the Queen died yet history will still forget her 🤣
@jack-a-lopium2 ай бұрын
Brutal :D
@andrewdavy99212 ай бұрын
History forget her? And here you are talking about her, not to bright are you hmmmm
@samwisegamgee65322 ай бұрын
More than 70 years of reign and Liv Truss managed to end it in less than 2 months. Such an efficiency in getting rid of Monarchy. Even here in France we’re not as good at it as her.
@nlald2 ай бұрын
There’s no I in team, but there is an I in pie: meat pie. Which is an anagram for team. The point is, if we all work together we can go to Beijing and sell some pork pies at the market.
@tanyajackson3833Ай бұрын
Isn't "meat pie" an anagram of "muppet"?
@nlaldАй бұрын
@@tanyajackson3833 No.
@OghamTheBold2 ай бұрын
Passion for food 1:22 She didn't apply for 5 jobs-so sanctioned off all food for a month (this applies to over 60s too)
@sim.ulationkoyo2 ай бұрын
Lizz Truss, the Sarah Palin of England.
@weswheel48342 ай бұрын
“What does OBR stand for?” :D
@OghamTheBold2 ай бұрын
OBR (Oligarchy Brexit Rentier) ?
@JZsBFF2 ай бұрын
I dunno but as long as it confuses that conservatives I'm fine with it.
@thomasgeddes48172 ай бұрын
I'm boring. I know what it means, but I'm not going to tell you. Just like the politicians who also won't tell you, just to make you feel ignorant, and them so superior because they do know. (Actually. By her record Liz Truss may not have known.) OK OK. I give in. Office of Budget Responsibility. MAake sense now?
@MookMineola2 ай бұрын
Office for Budget Responsibility.
@OghamTheBold2 ай бұрын
@@MookMineola I checked and 2008 nobody claimed _'Responsibility'_ a few years later Lord Blackwell's Lloyds Bank managers were given a tiny _'Office'_ each for a total of 50 years and not even allowed a _'Budgie'_ so Office for _Budgie_ Responsibility would make more sense
@Kraniumbrud2 ай бұрын
I am pretty sure she can get an excellent career as a lesson
@Morhek2 ай бұрын
"Why are you here? You're already getting more from the taxpayer than any unemployed person ever will." "Oym a conservative, rorting the system is OUR thing, I'm not gonna let those wokie immigrant millennians steal all my thunder!" "Liv, unemployment is a serious problem, and nobody would voluntarily live hand-to-mouth like that if they had any othe-" "THAT. IS. A. DISGRACE."
@Morhek2 ай бұрын
Hore seriously, given her attempts to cosy up to the American MAGA crowd, how soon are we betting before she starts openly saying the Deep State cheated her out of her seat?
@ianjames30782 ай бұрын
What’s she getting from the taxpayer?
@Morhek2 ай бұрын
@@ianjames3078 up to £115,000 per annum.
@weswheel48342 ай бұрын
Nice. And I liked the interview style :)
@Ronald-o9x2 ай бұрын
Should have your own TV programme 😊😊!
@fra19162 ай бұрын
Coming from Ireland 🇮🇪 here,I've been saying the same thing for ages, if they give nerine her own show I might even consider getting a tv licence 😂😂😂😮
@MrRosebeing2 ай бұрын
Public toilet cleaning jobs are available, in case Liz is interested.
@davidpowell60982 ай бұрын
The only growth she will see are the growths on the cubicle walls if she does that job, bit like when she was PM.
@R-110342 ай бұрын
You couldn’t even trust her to do that properly!
@paulnolan13522 ай бұрын
Or, I could get her a job on the bins.
@peterjones66402 ай бұрын
That is beyond her skill set
@garryferrington8112 ай бұрын
"It says here you killed the queen." 😆
@davidmcculloch84902 ай бұрын
Nerine is the best prime mini-sister we never had.
@user-jm9rh6py5i2 ай бұрын
It should have been a “Lettuce museum ” on the board 2:06 😅
@SabreSix19802 ай бұрын
There is an I in team, but it's hidden in the A-hole...
@TheBearAndHer2 ай бұрын
Now inspired to look for an opening for Liv. Possibly a sink hole or a fissure in the space time continuum.
@daniellamcgee42512 ай бұрын
Excellent. There has to be some obscure niche somewhere.
@andrewfuller91562 ай бұрын
How about a volcano mouth? She could take along other Tory bigwigs to keep her company.
@knmoves2 ай бұрын
Oh Nerine. Absolutely brilliant script, backdrops and acting. I put my cup of coffee down before watching it, and good job too. Great to see you playing a straight role as well. There must be a pie shop she could apply to. Thank you, and take care.
@RolandoRatas2 ай бұрын
Every step you take your career up trying to prop her up, Liz just takes a step down trying to stop you sending her up. How unthoughtful.
@sarahwinfield39892 ай бұрын
Brilliant it was so real it could have been a parody
@geraldcapon3922 ай бұрын
Merci Nadine, great as ever. Please keep this character going.
@HerreNeas2 ай бұрын
I’ve just retired from my job as village idiot at Upton Cheney, perhaps Liz could apply she has the skills and experience.
@da90sReAlvloc2 ай бұрын
The pie minister could always work in the pork markets , ha ha ha ha Shes so funny and so life like. like the real liz truss
@Tolpuddle5812 ай бұрын
Great stuff Nerine thank you. Hope your Edinburgh gigs are a full house sorry we can't be there this year. Greetings from a couple of Sydney fans.
@Ronald-o9x2 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😊😊😊!
@EoinClancy-f2y2 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Keep up the good work.
@DavidLimofLimReport2 ай бұрын
Yay liv lives!
@pdrg2 ай бұрын
Next in the series, she could get a job as the test card, sitting still and pointing silently at the blackboard
@philipr15672 ай бұрын
Genius!
@marksieczko77662 ай бұрын
Pointing at pictures of cheese and pork.
@outtheredude2 ай бұрын
Somehow, I don't see her sanctioned out of 115K per year + expenses of public taxpayers money for "misconduct during her time in her last position as PM forcing her to resign".
@stephenford94262 ай бұрын
I am put in mind of Belloc's lines about Lord Lundy (who burst into tears at the slightest provocation) : "They let him sink from post to post - from fifteen hundred at the most, to eight, and barely six, and then - to be curator of Big Ben!"
@malcshone44092 ай бұрын
Just brilliant as always Nerine mate! ❤😂
@clausderenda57772 ай бұрын
Liv without a job. That is a disgrace! 😂
@adrianmcgachie2 ай бұрын
"MMM?" and shrug of shoulders, best answer ever!
@aweescotsdog83582 ай бұрын
Ex-Horse Schism (aka Led By Donkeys) Ex Pie Minister Liz has no reason Not to showcase her talents, it’s treason To deny her a gig She is going to be big In a new role, the pantomime season Features Liz, proving her critics wrong With performances, cheesy and strong By reprising a part She should have a head start With high hopes, for a run, that is long At the West End, and no one will scoff The audience silent, just a cough In a packed theatre She will act, glee at her Sensational appearance, a trough Is moved in from the wings, as a horse Make an entrance, Liz shows no remorse She has range, she can bend She can play either end Sometimes both, and the pundits endorse Placing bets on the lines she’ll trot out She still doesn’t know what it’s about Her front legs are too tight As she rears up, in fright And the public are starting to doubt She can reign in her cameo role As the thoroughbred (desperate) foal Who could never keep track Was she in front? Or back In the paddock, because Rishi stole The limelight, when it caught his long face Equine, sad looking, lost, the disgrace But beat Liz (by a head) That she wore, when she led Like a donkey, herself, to last place
@R_J82 ай бұрын
Holy crap the impression is bang on
@PEdulis2 ай бұрын
"besides, it was my big day, not hers. selfish!" Brilliant as always... :)
@stephenlamb48272 ай бұрын
Nerine makes me laugh, Truss makes me scream four letter words. 👋👋👋🌟
@Ettrick82 ай бұрын
Hopefully you are working on the Liv Struss memoirs. It will certainly selll more copies than "10 Years to Save the West"
@gagaplex2 ай бұрын
The crazy eyes and grin are just too accurate! 😅
@amosingh35932 ай бұрын
I like this kind of humour. Been following your videos for a while now. Well funny!
@CorvoFG2 ай бұрын
The vacant expression and the constant look of being ripped on Mogadon is what really carries it over the line.
@billysastard87792 ай бұрын
Im affraid Lizz wouldnt be able to sweep trainstation toilets but it is my humble opinion and i let judgement on kind reader.
@Edditaur2 ай бұрын
Nice to see that even without a job people are still around to give Lettuce Lady a kicking. Keep up the good work!
@SuzanneO707Ай бұрын
I missed this Nerine , brilliant. Having to do a job centre visit myself recently, I didn't come across Liv ( thats not likely), it did make laugh though . A lot👍
@lafonevc56632 ай бұрын
I don't like seats! Awesome.
@hreader2 ай бұрын
That vacuous look really does it for me! So spot on!
@andrewmaccallum23672 ай бұрын
Excellent 😂😂😂
@mikerodent31642 ай бұрын
Liv Struss lives on, going from strength to full strength BRUTTUSH Cheddar!
@amosb14522 ай бұрын
7x10 = GROWTH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@leemorris13602 ай бұрын
Take heart, Miss Struss - I'm scared of "seats" too 😉 😉 🤣🤣 !!!
@marktucker87372 ай бұрын
The look when you saw her CV 😂😂
@charlotteshepherd49082 ай бұрын
I love this. Thanks so much. Nerine.💋
@quangobaud2 ай бұрын
I'll get some shots of the inside of my local jobcentre so that you can use them as backgrounds. I'll have to do it undercover. They ban filming, photography, jobsearching, eating, drinking, using the phones, using the computers, sitting ...
@johnpoile14512 ай бұрын
In true Liv fashion, Nerine will get lost on the way to the Granite City.
@s.a.24312 ай бұрын
OMG Watching this in Korea You literally MADE my day😂
@peteanderson43952 ай бұрын
Brilliant....I don't know if it's true but Clarkson has apparently offered her job at Diddley Squat....as a scarecrow.... might just be a nasty rumour
@groovedealerfeaturing-ashl64762 ай бұрын
Nearly as funny as wondering how SeaGullis will be getting on with his UC application 🤣🤣🤣
@RyanConway6022 ай бұрын
Needs ID first
@gary.h.turner2 ай бұрын
I bet Liv would get really confused if she was ever asked to "stand"🧍for a "seat"🪑in Parliament again! Up, down, up, down, up... I can see a whole routine developing here! 😂
@roderickmain96972 ай бұрын
"We need your photograph so... Smile...oh...maybe not. Just say cheese". I wonder what new jobs there are in East, South West Norfolk? Good work Nerine. Looking forward to your Edinburgh show.
@josefachada36302 ай бұрын
Any passion food? PORK, PORK, PORK😂😂😂😂😂
@jeannettecarpenter37842 ай бұрын
Thank you for the continued amusement and I hope your show is a smashing success!
@electronraygun63462 ай бұрын
Oh wow! Wimpy! I remember those!
@elss87172 ай бұрын
‘Perhaps you are better when you don’t say anything at all’ Lol
@tomd56782 ай бұрын
Technically, she is permanently on the dole for the rest of her life along with Boris, May, Cameron, Sunak, Brown, BLIAR and Major. That's about £1million dole for X PMs
@davidwhatever90412 ай бұрын
As usual great parody, of the awful reality of her getting a job with tuften street or one of its secret donors
@grahamturner12902 ай бұрын
Best of luck, Liv! 😊
@jabezhane2 ай бұрын
Good work! The reality is I'm sure she has already been offered some non-exec board roles on £200K a year for 3 days a month!
@TheFunkadelicFan2 ай бұрын
And they said Jim Callaghan was over-promoted.
@markbeards44412 ай бұрын
“Get out you wokie.” 👍😂😂😂
@dprout33922 ай бұрын
Excellent. OBR, Order of the Best Rake
@RyanConway6022 ай бұрын
I love you so much ! Get me tickets for your next stand-up ! Erm...huhuhua. yes, i know what time it is
@ammaranuar25442 ай бұрын
Imagine being the shortest serving, worst PM in british history. I wouldn't be able to leave my house and show my face to nobody. That shame and failure will haunt me for the rest of my life. Although, I doubt Liz feels any sort of regret and shame whatsoever.
@stephenboyd49342 ай бұрын
A decent person would no take the ex PM payments after such a dismal stint
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir80952 ай бұрын
LOL! This shows your acting talent, the real you and the Crazy Cheese woman! *THAT. IS. A. DIS. GRACE!* {:o:O:}
@jamessteel90162 ай бұрын
She might be unemployed, but please don’t ever stop doing the Liv Struss parody 😂
@ianworley81692 ай бұрын
The scandal of the State paying here £100k pension for life? What about the £150k to run her office, or the £1 million plus per year to provide her with a Special Branch security detail for life?
@vietashroffoliver25212 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 love the parody, thanks Nerine
@AlanTov2 ай бұрын
Great stuff!
@stephend20352 ай бұрын
Very posh looking job centre...usually no nik naks or anything like that laying around to stop staff being attacked with them...must be a special one for unemployable tories.
@olafzmit2 ай бұрын
Oh i've been in that cheese museum in Amsterdam!!!
@clickbait0072 ай бұрын
Lol... This channel deserves way more views!
@PeteAnda2 ай бұрын
You make her so much more likeable than she is. The Tory members favourite will rise again to be pie minster.
@Foebane722 ай бұрын
This Nerine Skinner does a wonderful CREEPY GRIN!
@carolramsey62872 ай бұрын
When did you ever see a booted out ex-MP queueing at a Jobcentre or selling the Big Issue? They all have pensions and nice little earners lined up by their cronies. She gets £115,000 a year for life as well and that will be uprated whenever inflation goes up.
@Matthew-bu7fg2 ай бұрын
maybe she'll find a job at Starbucks like her friend Therese Coffee