Live, Laugh, Tug | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 221

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The boys riff on sucking your own dicc in a bunk bed, figure out the physics of giving road head to a lady, and learn what the world's most dangerous sex position is. They also discuss why Trev lost faith in humanity, Michael's me-day, and hear from a listener about how she picked a guy for a one night stand.
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Trevor's Tour Dates:
Brea, CA: May 12-13
Tickets at www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Michael's Tour Dates:
Richmond, VA: Apr 14-15
Des Moines, IA: May 5-6
Omaha, NE: May 19-20
Toledo, OH: June 2-3
San Francisco, CA: June 23-24
Washington, DC: July 6-9
Boston, MA: Oct 21
Tickets at www.blaucomedy.com
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0:00 - S Your Own D, Pelican Head, Michael's a Felon?
13:50 - Late Night Massages, HJs are Elite, Maritime Law
27:55 - TikTok an Unalive, KZbin Prank Culture
35:24 - Everyone's Verified, Roadalingus, Hot Girl Cars
46:49 - Hookup Etiquette, Most Dangerous Position
57:01 - Drop Ship Some Dik, Sock Talk, Secret Sock
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[@juliehoskins5967]

Why did I laugh so hard at "Rogan wouldn't eat the bread, so I didn't eat the bread. " 😂

[@abandonablesnowman]

Simp 💀

[@brooke6198]

The lads saying they'd let each other hit if they were a girl for a day was kind of wholesome

[@adamcintron6626]

That bracelet Trevs got is absolutely sick

[@JamesTylerMusic]

I watch weekly and you guys always got me cracking up at work but this week had me rolling bro. The last bit on eating out high “I’ve been down here too long” 🤣

[@Daniellle8907]

You guys are killing me with this one. I’m so excited to see Michael in July now.

[@megzzcellent]

Love that these lads mixed up "eyelashes" with "eyebrows", and they both just rolled with it

[@golds9967]

Michael is 100% explaining what they do to me during every Thai massage I've ever had. Must have been Thai

[@PC_Surgeon]

I wish I had you guys as friends. Both of you are truly great , real, supportive , just good people. Take away the hilarity, you guys are both amazing people the world needs more people like you

[@papaya9214]

gabe and jack laughing in the background is so wholesome

[@emilyedwards3986]

Trev lookin good in that wrist candy 😍

[@ezelldaniels6064]

You guys are the wildest and it's not a podcast that doesn't put me in tears laughing so hard. 😂😂 I fuckin love you guys so much. Stiff socks rules. 🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽

[@roryevans4295]

Can we agree a time the reg episode drop, shit changes by half an hour every week, but the patreon is always exactly the same time, we plan shit around the podcast boys, you keep making me late 😂

[@Cupotee]

The stiff sock boys are swagged out!

[@carlymestep9001]

Trevor, you may never get out of your head. That’s just how it is for some of us...I’ve been married 17 years to an amazing, in-the-moment man (exactly how Michael described) and I STILL get in my head. It’s just the curse of anxiety lol

[@juliogarcia8D]

ANOTHER GREAT podcast guys, keep up the good work #MichaelNutsOnTheFloor

[@MorgueInTheVoid]

Trevor your cheekbones are starting to get dangerous can we talk about it

[@thomasm4155]

Lol what do you think he’s doing ?

[@MorgueInTheVoid]

@@thomasm4155 I try not to think about it

[@thomasm4155]

@@MorgueInTheVoid drugs ?

[@MorgueInTheVoid]

@@thomasm4155 No dawg, giving that sloppy toppy😂

[@Forestmcmillin1]

Buccal fat removal fasho

[@MisFits263]

A Volkswagen cabriolet is what Michael meant to say !!!!!! Haha watching this episode I had all the answers

[@cf654]

Thank you

[@fiercecurls12]

the highlight of my week:)

[@andykent6731]

The whole Manson rib thing is a myth. You guys are hilarious though, love the pod!

[@H3H3HEE]

Michael getting outback pissed me off 😂😭 and STEAK

[@zanti551]

FIRE EPISODE

[@hanyolo120]

Now Micheal going through his blonde hair phase 😂

[@jacobquayle8294]

when they were talking about older generations blowing up fish for fun it reminded me of this time my grandpa just randomly told me that he and his friends would shoot gophers and squirrels with rifles when he worked on a farm when he was a kid 😭💀

[@cass12234]

I was gonna say you should collab with the Dropouts Pod guys...but Zach will fight you two to defend Outback Steakhouse's honor 😅

[@chandlerdefreece8820]

The goats🙌

[@scarsandburns]

My first vehicle was a 1997 mini Nissan pick up truck and men and women loved that.

[@ctheperson]

love this

[@myrcedesnichole4475]

road side assistance lmao

[@NorthRacing]

I look forward to this podcast every week! I love you two sorry pieces of crap 😂

[@TheRyan1303]

The funniest thing about the verified check marks is the people buying them are also the ones to complain about participation trophies 😂😂

[@justinbreeze]

The guys kill it again #stiffsocks

[@nicoleneitzel6652]

Micheal your hair looks great

[@KleenProductions]

Two strangers in the cars next to me at the stop light and a crackhead in the crosswalk just witnessed me screaming the word cabriolet in my mazda miata. Thanks bois...

[@mscardina]

Same, on the train platform LMAO

[@One_Clean_Vette]

About time Mikey redid his hair. Gang

[@promach5611]

Michael you were thinking of a VW Cabriolet and you also wanted to say Mini Cooper but talked yourself into the fiat!

[@crazyfoxpodcast]

“Rogan wouldn’t eat the bread so i’m not gonna eat the bread” i thought i was the only one making decisions like this

[@BatmanSmokesLoud]

I love this pad but goddamn I be forgetting how young they are😂

[@chopinportland]

Good shit yall

[@MorgueInTheVoid]

You said "isn't that how they Carry fish" when you were talking about the pelican and I heard you say, "isn't that Carrie Fish?" And I went, Isn't that the chick from the original star wars😭😭😭😭

[@dezigouge2154]

Me and my fiancé are homies I love it

[@itsbrandonbush]

Michael was definitely referring to a Volkswagen Beetle convertible. I had an ex who drove one, and it was indeed HOT.

[@maxwellbasta4170]

Let’s goooo!!!!

[@Rias_briar]

please come to new mexico, not part of mexico but is the middle of no where

[@dezigouge2154]

STaY iN tHe PoCkET!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marblejernkerns]

oop not me in my freaking ford fiesta hatchback

[@juliaxoxo]

Some wetness and some skin 😆😆😆😆 killed me

[@bsmoke4351]

I'll top you off Traddyyyyy ❤

[@moaningbeatboxer36]

how do i get on the stiff socks discord, I'm a patreon member?

[@e-heromanny4348]

45:45 I feel like a Vespa girl would always be interesting. You know you're gonna have a story afterwards

[@MisFits263]

Omfg !!!! Look up the prank on the old lady where they told her she won AirPods and she walks out of Walmart and the alarm goes off ! It’s so sad

[@MB-tj8un]

@43:04 VW Cabrio lol

[@MisFits263]

Also !!!!! How have they never seen Chuckys bride !!! Should have showed them Tiffany the person version before she died and became a doll!

[@lakensunshinex3]

Omg dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alwysz9390]

10:49 the look of utter disgust and disappointment

[@dare.bear26]

I drive a white Chevy Silverado 😌

[@ConcussiveDiamonds]

Michael, you are looking for a vw cabriolet

[@blindman710]

The vw cabriolet

[@SnarkyJohnny]

I’m a Patreon subscriber so if anyone has any questions ask them.

[@lasvegascrisis]

please do a patreon shroom ep

[@adamgray7215]

michael "key lime king" blaustein

[@blindman710]

Damn no decent seats for a blind guy left in Boston! 😢

[@brprice96]

Bruh i promise I could make yall food no problem less expensive then dash or anything. Don't be scared give it a chance

[@nataliealvarado9753]

Nah fr H2 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@locker-roomdwarf3549]

GOD BLESS

[@seldoon_nemar]

Y'all need to look up a guy named F1nn5ter. Yes, guy. He started out with a real life case if "how much money would it take to get you to cross dress" His f*ing twitch followers went bonkers and being a hot chick is apparently good business. Just incase Trevor needs and out, he'll know what his backup plan should be 😂

[@christineknight7950]

VW cabriolet!!

[@alexisrhoden2300]

mini cooper Blau?😅

[@sweetpea775]

Dude bro u said carhart n triggered me my pops just got the 2023 carhart edition Chevy 💦

[@Grindcorpx]

It's so funny that that Marilyn Manson thing is still going around to this day dude fell on a prop on stage and broke his s*** I think he's a creep either way as a metal fan never been a fan of his music but that one's always been super funny Tumi

[@sweetpea775]

Pelicans eat other birds and they drown Them alive in their beak

[@Justin-lg1qb]

Volkswagen Cabriolet

[@Jordybuilt]

naw need foreplay

[@michaell906]

VW Cabriolet

[@casee0192]

Volkswagen cabriolet

[@mayapena833]

Average is great. 6-7.5 the ideal size.

[@somewhatBAD3456]

I 1000000% got a foot fetish from Michael btw

[@tonypatron4847]

Under promise over achieve rolls off the tongue better

[@jah_loves]

This ep was a fuckable rollercoaster for Michael. One moment he's so very fuckable & has me like, 'yes, sir, we are one indeed!' 😅 then the next moment he says something to turn my 'no, sir' all the way on. 😊❤

[@abandonablesnowman]

I’ve been listening/watching for a while, but lately I feel like Michael has kinda said everything he’s ever going to say and Trevor needs a more interesting host. Like, Trevor knows he doesn’t know shit, but Michael just listens to JRE and regurgitates

[@melwright5796]

Is Michael thinking of a mini cooper ahaha

[@sweetpea775]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@willminetola2877]

Gang

[@pearlywearly2182]

Poopie

[@bosshockey5750]

39:50 is sound like he says the n word am in the only one who hears that

[@ellieraftery9747]

I heard it to, I replied it a bunch of times and even turned on subtitles. Not sure what he actually said

[@amil89]

there is nothing more annoying then watching a dude guess a car another dude is thinking of. ITS NOT EVEN IMPORTANT FOR YOUR STORY. Just say little VW convertable. BOOM done, we understand and you can move on with the story

[@LukaTim]

Shut up yo