Topped Off at Top Golf | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 217

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The boys riff on Pi Day hoes, annoying unwritten dating rules, and whether or not JOing first thing in the morning is insane person behavior. They also hear from a listener that got walked in on by Grandma and decide that being Drake's therapist is a tough job.
0:00 - Pi Day Hoes, Scientology, Joe Exotic 2024
13:01 - Dating Reset, Texting Rules, Polyamory
27:54 - Weekend Girlfriend, Family Hates You, Nick Cannon Show
37:38 - Poopin' In Public, Paying for Dinner, Too Early For TIts
46:38 - Morning JO, Onlyfans Clickbait, Hitchhiking is Crazy
53:28 - Drake's Therapist, Sock Talk, Secret Sock
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[@brooke6198]

Michael discovering polyamory could be an amazing character arc

[@nataliefigueroa9702]

Honestly lol i felt like I was on booktok for a sec

[@Jesus-dz7fh]

“Promoting your genitals” are the craziest 3 words put together I’ve heard this far in life .

[@riot....6575]

What a wholesome video for like 20 minutes talking about family

[@hmstru8y827]

Determination doesn't have to subside to let love in. You need another person who is determined with their own career/passion and who gets it or has met that destination of their goals. This allows them to be understanding and supportive. It's being a team and supporting one another understanding that the relationship isn't linear.

[@2mis2TL86]

This podcast confirmed that I need to find adderall

[@Dynomitech]

That comment at the beginning had me dying 🤣

[@huntman834]

Imagining Trevor Wallace doing the mannequin challenge in a public bathroom is the funniest shit

[@brandonredcliffe9047]

Ayyyy another Wednesday another podcast another hour of laughter

[@finnscribner363]

8:24 my grandma and “stepgrandad” have been together since the the 80s but they just aren’t married because quote “it’s cheaper for taxes if we just don’t get married”

[@johnhotaling8776]

46:57 Trevor is 100% correct 😂

[@Raisingouryoung_livingourlives]

Interesting podcast for for sure. Learn a lot. Very useful prospective. Try talking to your “bitches” when they know you better. Congrats on the pod cast

[@kandisleffler6758]

Me sitting in my cubical listening to this in Tulsa, Oklahoma 😂

[@JasonLitman]

False. What's making a computer slow down and be loud is the weight of the dust on the fan blades. Compressed air can should do it. And you don't need to reinstall whole operating system. Use the Disk Utility in Utilities folder in Applications, and run first aid. It will reindex all the file locations.

[@rylogan]

Dude in the essentials hoodie looks like the guy from jack reacher

[@exileisland2675]

Michael spitting facts about the new dating texting thing. ill always be thinking im autistic or somthing for not wanting to play the games and be strait forward. dont make me chase you when i dont even know you.

[@nataliefigueroa9702]

Understanding sex appeal at a young age is a mindfuck for girls. I still don't understand if half the time lol. You have to constantly question people's motives behind talking to you or being around you (depending on the situation). It's honestly annoying how much people beat around the bush, pun intended, to try and get what they want.

[@2mis2TL86]

Morning wood is bc of a full bladder lol Trevor is right.

[@brandigernandez1027]

LoL the hold up I am hard sound thingy made me laugh so hard I wasn't expecting that

[@blindman710]

We need Boston dates

[@zane2662]

"...like it's boba?" bro im dying

[@Dazzlerazzle17]

The part of the survey that ranks content is unable to be seen. It is a black background with black lettering, so I cannot see my options. Help!

[@NCentertainer]

I'm actually with Trevor regarding morning wood. It totally happens just because you have to pee. Thought process being that you get hard so that you don't pee yourself lol

[@Glitter.Is.Meta87]

Nick Canon seed from door dash lol😂 Trevor I’m dead 😂

[@Ramiiel]

It's another beautiful Wednesday, let's feast 🙏

[@ninawhite1997]

yall have become my favorite podcast overnight

[@jacquelynnkennedy]

Y’all just need an introvert 😂

[@k.1009_]

I can definitely volunteer 🤣😬 plus the amount of times I’m yelling at my phone when they are trying to figure out random facts 💁🏼‍♀️

[@brandigernandez1027]

Pick me

[@divamh10]

Trevor's right morning wood is a pee hardon

[@morgan6635]

every time they say the word family it makes me think of vin diesel and fast and the furious lol

[@Squid893]

Please add Missoula, Montana to your tour!!!!

[@Raisingouryoung_livingourlives]

Time: 52 mins starts a meaningful message. No-one knows what others truly deal, fight, and live with. However every day someone finds there way out of the fog 🌫️.. UNLESS THEY ARE CRAZY😂 J/K

[@miketomilnson3597]

My ugly bro got 50k in the bank and single af 😭

[@Raisingouryoung_livingourlives]

😂😂 I’m sure bro just wants everyone to win😂😂 and not that bad unless he has kids

[@coolmedina117]

The soundboard is the best I love it

[@PhatAthlete]

@1:14:30 “like it’s boba?” Mans on another playing field

[@capricorn0103]

Comparing nick cannons seed to an autograph from Joe exotic is the realest shit I've heard in a minute

[@justinbreeze]

Always killing it boys #stiffsocks every week banger after banger

[@johnhernandez1090]

Love the videos guys! Y’all should get Kyle Forgeard on the show

[@sweetpea775]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brandigernandez1027]

I'm down for the weekends I am right here :) I am busy most the week anyways.

[@Mylesfinch]

Do not join scientology

[@alexisbillings8169]

Michael, I will see ya next friday in STL. 🤩

[@vulperine8807]

Lots of cuts during that Fum ad im a little curious

[@amandafranklin7590]

Ill be the weekend girlfriend!! 🙃🙃 right here!!

[@vanessamartin9840]

Impaulsive used to be my fave podcast and this one is wayyyy better, I can’t help but laugh and it’s great!

[@brankovdw6299]

I love micheal's sweater, anyone know where to get something like it?

[@nathancross6258]

Blau is the best, he's so right. I'm on his wavelength

[@mickeydiamonds7209]

lol I also do that in the mornings, then I go for what you said "post nut pee", amazing word, I couldnt find the word to call that, and I also pee in basement sinks because I feel like there is a little bit of attitude to it

[@AquarianAdventures]

Clit in the tooth gap? Immediately no 😂

[@Robzabest25]

need time stamps

[@RW-yt7ro]

no homo but trev looks extra adorable in this vid.

[@2mis2TL86]

I think any man who can’t admit that is in the closet lol the man is adorable

[@RW-yt7ro]

@@2mis2TL86 luckily i just admitted it lmaooooo

[@2mis2TL86]

@@RW-yt7ro 🥳😂

[@MB-tj8un]

@9:14 lol Michael nailed it

[@leaveittoszante]

I’m with Trev, A1 is AYEEEE 1! 🎉

[@emilyedwards3986]

Trevor we need to go on a date ❤

[@slidewaysbuddha]

Waiting for Bobby Lee to be a guest lol

[@Yungbry]

He’s been on a while ago

[@kameron7187]

You know there is an actual swingers brand called upside down pineapple. I just found this out yesterday.

[@simonedean2005]

13:46 Michael messed up on this one🤣

[@clintfaulconer9816]

I’m with trev on the morning wood, can confirm it’s my body making sure I don’t piss myself. @stiffsockspod

[@marblejernkerns]

*finger guns* - 'wheres the kids'

[@skeletonizer9529]

I missed like 2 episodes and Michael's single now?? Damn lmao. Explains the hair, ig

[@grantadams5879]

Joe is going to move into my hometown fort smith Arkansas

[@smcox1991]

1:14:42 their faces 😂

[@roryevans4295]

Wheyyy its never early, big up gabe 👍

[@itsbrandi]

The only thing I remember from Sue Johanson's show is that men's "valves will shut off" from peeing if they are going to ejaculate 🤷‍♀️😂

[@rakjam]

Play the game boys, just have a boundary of when you wanna have the girl like you back enough to be yourself. I think if you don’t enjoy the little cat and mouse game in the beginning you may not have the emotional capacity to start a new healthy relationship. We date so many people in such a short span nowadays that we rarely have the patience to do the courting. We’re thinking I don’t wanna play games not because we don’t wanna play games but because we feel desperate to find a person we can just be with. When you like a person and you’re patient, that game can be fun too, and I think it’s a healthy part of dating. 😊

[@brandigernandez1027]

I'll just make lunch and bring it to you ;)

[@kaylagordon6776]

I’m married now but I agree with Michael. If I’m vibing why hold back? I didn’t play games. It’s just too much. Let me figure out if I’m interested. If not I want to move on.

[@locker-roomdwarf3549]

GOD BLESS

[@brandigernandez1027]

I love making videos or tiktoks so I wouldn't have a problem if you did Traddyyyy

[@rockyrubalcaba8321]

Table knocker 🤌🤌

[@clamsnatcher3380]

Horned up and ready to watch

[@finnscribner363]

I jerked off before this

[@clamsnatcher3380]

@@finnscribner363 currently while watching

[@finnscribner363]

@@clamsnatcher3380 W

[@DFDamer71]

Trevor's right abt the pee

[@0skeet123]

March 22nd is sold out 😖😫😩

[@liyahbabyy999]

im actually in love with trevor

[@audreybernal9158]

Min 56 is sad cause that starts at like 12 for us women who get s*xualized 😢

[@tinaostresh1412]

Can’t be on the internet if your over 57- ouch! I’m 61 and pretty tech savvy. Be nice boys

[@bailiepayne]

I am one of those girls who is a go getter and know what she wants. Like what yall were talking about.

[@Kronikman07]

100% eat ketchup with steak.

[@larry7521]

I mean I wake up with a hard kawk and I gotta piss and yeah

[@dare.bear26]

4:58 Michael… What…?

[@MommaNic95]

Portland also has soooo many topless/bikini barista places 😉

[@magdalynealtman2415]

omg micheal’s single again how long have i been gone. i’m sick

[@esmecrillion4242]

Not a good time to be named Esmerelda

[@jaronsparling7920]

Trevor you need to come to Greenville Sc Comedy zone!

[@hed1fsu]

Totally cuz ya gotta piss.. it's a response to keep ya from pissing the bed. Can't piss with a boner without straining. I've been saying it for years hahaha

[@greaterthanharrowk1679]

Someone send trev back to school 🤣🤣

[@fiercecurls12]

talking stages? doesn't michael have a gf?

[@rileyplamondon8095]

They broke up

[@fiercecurls12]

@@rileyplamondon8095 ah ok thanks I figured

[@0.0Bunni2]

Erections have a lot to do with blood flow. When your bladder is full, you have more blood flow to your genitals. So he’s not really wrong.

[@Ramiiel]

Arabs winning with having multiple wives. If she's bored, go play with your co-wife 😂😂😂

[@zachl2965]

Nah trevs somewhat right about morning wood. Your body gets you hard so you don’t piss in your sleep.

[@RushStriker9]

I gotta say on the topic of texting/dating/games.... Mike was dead ass right. At 33 its oainfullt clear that "the game" is so stupid

[@chrisw3852]

Seen a video of a co worker get a blumpkin. He was like a 400lb dude and some goth girl. I didnt believe the story, had to see the video. Pass away/10 rating

[@danah1778]

My names Brad 😏 micheals not really my type though

[@heatherramsey7435]

Wait I thought you couldn't be a felon!

[@H3H3HEE]

As a lady with bazungas I can tell y’all “getting sex appeal” was never a thing… men hit on me since I was like 10 🥴 if anything the attention lessens the older you get.

[@cohencox]

Ha

[@lasvegascrisis]

please cum to ATL

[@RoysAdventures1017]

The blonde hair just isn’t it chief

[@dylancollins981]

Day 476 of asking to get on the podcast with y’all 🥲 I would literally drop everything in my life to be there