Alas, our sword appears to be a longsword, and it can not be unequipped. But we can do some sick false edge cuts with her.
@omegaphoenix7085 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t have been useless because the armor already protects you from any damage and I covers your whole body the shield only protects you for direction it lines up with so it’s useless to have both
@xX_Pokeman_Xx Жыл бұрын
@@omegaphoenix7085 Knights had shields despite having plate armor, though.
@kariqdatmenace66422 жыл бұрын
Armour & Sword- Arguing at 7 o' clock in the morning Me- " Both of you be quiet and go back to sleep it's too damn early for this shit"
@laughingstock411 Жыл бұрын
My favorite living armor & cursed sword girls are back. And they give me cuddles
@Monster_Lover2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, the only thing I thought about was how cute it all is. I like this dialogue between them. And for some reason I myself wanted to sleep well. Thank you.
@BGinfinite002 жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up to them argue and you just laying there like:😑"really"
@user-zy6mj2hd6m Жыл бұрын
I regret everything I've ever done
@andyriewaldt5302 жыл бұрын
Aww,thanks for continuing this story
@dragon_master28112 жыл бұрын
Ah I missed how adorable you two are
@Augment_Failure Жыл бұрын
So the point of common ground between these two is the bearers safety and well-being... At least this means they won't be arguing all of the time, just most of it.
@timothyharris11252 жыл бұрын
This is cute, going to battle with your loving but bickering tools of war. All they now is a Masochist Shield and it would be perfection.
@gentlyvillainous2 жыл бұрын
Lol, that’s actually perfect! A darkness like character would round out this group perfectly, I can just imagine the banter they would have and how the proud armor and flirty sword would react to her antics.
@Wolffur2 жыл бұрын
"How about I solve this argument tonight with a chamois and a couple of big bottles of Metal Glo and WD 40? We have a lot of adventuring to do, and unless you both want to end up as widows laying in another dungeon for who knows how long, we will all have to learn to work together." Loved this video. Great work as always.
@BGinfinite002 жыл бұрын
"I don't know pal they probably won't be happy if you leave them there"
@Wolffur2 жыл бұрын
@@BGinfinite00 They would end up there if they fail to work together, and the listener ends up as a corpse.
@BGinfinite002 жыл бұрын
@@Wolffur The two cursed girl:(arguing) The listener: haha man I'm dead(get kill by a monster)
@Wolffur2 жыл бұрын
@@BGinfinite00 Exactly.
@BGinfinite002 жыл бұрын
@@Wolffur how would you stop this
@xandan16682 жыл бұрын
Dirk:GET THIS SWORD OFF ME!!!
@BGinfinite002 жыл бұрын
BV:I got you(use a spell) Sword:(teleport) Dirk:thanks BV: anyway what are you are doing out here?
@xandan16682 жыл бұрын
@@BGinfinite00 Dirk: heh heh heh AH HAHAHAHAHA FINALY IM FREE OF HER AH HAHAHAHAHA MOM IM COMING HOME!!! (He goes running off)
@BGinfinite002 жыл бұрын
@@xandan1668 Later at the base BV:it is time He walk down to the bottom level of the MHPTC to a very large room BV(NM):and now the ritual begin All the members stand on a circle on the edge of the satanic circle and started chatting The members:eht dog evoba dna eht lived woleb gnirb kcab ruo nellaf redael ot esir niaga dna ot ekitts nowd enoyna ni sih yaw . . . . . . . BV:umm did it A dark red light then shot out from the circle and stop ???:(breathing heavily)....(look around)....(smile)hehehe hello earth did you miss me BV:(walk to the figure)good to have you back EXE BV(EXE):(adjust his jacket)yes it good to be back The members:(cheers that after a long mini arc they revived everyone) Baloo:(who just came down)well that was amazing BV: don't worried Mr B if they do anything wrong I'll take care of it Baloo:please do just in case BV(EXE):(put his hand on Mr B shoulder) don't worried after this I think we should allied with you just in case she attack again Baloo: alright then BV please prepare a space of them to stay BV:on it
@BGinfinite002 жыл бұрын
@@xandan1668 BG:(holding a camera)ok so ummm this isn't good so umm last week I was working on something in the lab and well let just the experiment wasn't ready and ummm XD:(grab the camera)WE ARE NOW SMALL that it The scene pan out to show the gang that they are all small BG:well and unfortunately the shrinking stop any use of growing back so we are somewhat stuck but if we get an antidote they we might get back to normal but I don't have one and to make it we need special ingredients but since everyone small we can't do much Y/N:wait can we just call shortcake she could help us she the only one who wasn't effect by the experiment AF:he got a point HgA:but isn't she at her house BG:that the problem the phone over there(I point to the phone which was on the table in the kitchen D:so how will we get it BBR:ummm we walk GD: unfortunately it might take days to get there XD:well we got to think of something BG:ummm wait XD does your dino form work XD:ummm yea but I still can't grow back BG:I got an idea
@BGinfinite002 жыл бұрын
@@xandan1668 training session Charlie:(blindfolded)...(breathing) Ark:ok let start(throw dummy at Charlie) Charlie:(feel vibration on the ground and air)...rahh(punch the dummy with perfect hits) Annalisa:(focusing on agility training)... (Jumping over and under things while Victoria throw shurikins at her) Anthony:9996...9997(doing push ups while RT spot him)9998...9999...ok one more.....10000..(drop dead on the floor)jeez I need a break BV:(is not actually training but teach Baloo some tricks to help him more in combat) ok now after me (does a combo of punch) Baloo:"ok ok focus"(does the combo but mess up a bit) BV:ok ok we getting there Meanwhile EXE:(working on paperwork)ahh finally taxes RD:(holding a Yo-Yo)...(squeaky sound) EXE:huh what is it RD:(pull out a dummy and start wreaking it with the Yo-Yo)...(look at EXE) EXE:(chuckle)just like me are you RD:(stand proudly then walk away) To be honest it make sense to give RD a Yo-Yo because he a toy and he uses toy as a weapon I get the feeling this will help him with close combat aside from telekinesis and the other thing...........
@geistgrace64522 жыл бұрын
So we just need to avoid any shields and we should be fine. Right?
@fushiithegreatone6275 Жыл бұрын
YES THEY'RE BACK!
@omegaphoenix7085 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for part 4
@lol-2247 Жыл бұрын
Good day everyone
@so_sma112 жыл бұрын
Shortcake, is the theme of this month perhaps older series being revived? Because I think I'm starting to notice a pattern here - definitely don't mind it here, though! Again, armor wife is better than sword wife to me, but you know I'm a sucker for the idea of being _completely surrounded_ by the body of my partner, in whatever form that may be~ Great work on the tavern ambience in this one! Not sure if it's something I've heard from you before, but it's nice to know that we're not totally alone in this world. Honestly, I'm a little sad that the two of them mentioned being in their "humanoid form" here, because I wanted to imagine the listener was just talking to his sword, looking like a lunatic. And I'm still hoping that the adventurer's equipment will be completed by an enchanted shield, who is a HUGE masochist as long as it's for her wielder's sake. Seems too good to pass up.
@andystephens92272 жыл бұрын
That was a new cool ASMR video.
@Grimreaper67778 Жыл бұрын
" me casually playing Skyrim elder scrolls while hearing these two "
@AvarageAlaskan1232 жыл бұрын
Quick question can I take the armor off to go too sleep or put the sword in the sheath to rest my arms
@ShortcakeASMR Жыл бұрын
no but they are very comfy!
@skiffee1134 Жыл бұрын
Me; an adventurer that prefers lightweight/no armor and weapons: 😔I just wanted some treasure to sell for food.
@ondrastonis29442 жыл бұрын
I would like to know is the pharao sequel in making or not
@ShortcakeASMR Жыл бұрын
there will be one but I haven't started it yet
@TimeLords910 Жыл бұрын
sword girl get rid of the other girl me: soul switch and bind object found seal my soul in this sword
@CrustyNug01 Жыл бұрын
So this is the true power of a schizophrenic?
@userburry2 жыл бұрын
Pffff who uses a cursed sword when there's a German-made mp40
@Wolffur2 жыл бұрын
A good melee weapon is a good thing to have on hand when the ammo runs out.