I TURNED MY CAT INTO A LAMP - Liz Miele

[@chapablo]

Algorithm, put this gem in the front page. Everyone needs to see your comedy, Liz!

[@SimonJM]

How you take a raw subject and stuff it (pun intended!) with wry humour is wonderful.

[@LizMiele]

Thank you!

[@SimonJM]

@@LizMiele Just to burst your bubble about taxidermists a little, some 45 or so years ago, a girlfriend, who was 16 or 17 at the time, stuffed a small bird - sucessfully as I recall. Mind you she also rebuilt a Royal Enfield 250!

[@robertmoye7565]

I so adore her humor and delivery. An absolute treasure. I would love to know how much of this story is true.

[@LizMiele]

99% (I never say 100 cause little details get moved/embellished sometimes)

[@BreandanAnraoi]

@@LizMiele yeah I heard a rumour it was a dog, not a cat 😁

[@LizMiele]

@@BreandanAnraoi haha

[@ericdavis1758]

OMG one of the sweetest parts of "Murder Sheets"

[@FernLovebond]

I loved this entire special. So good. The lamp is tremendous, too.

[@LizMiele]

Thank you!

[@brianonley]

"..... there's so many people I would rather kill than my cat right now ...."

[@LizMiele]

aw thank you!! Check out the full special this story is from here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKXEemOMf6h5ZpIsi=mDrizP3Hc0rg2pIW

[@r2d2true]

I wish i could push million times the like button for this masterpeace. This is pure faya🔥🔥🔥

[@LizMiele]

Thank you!!! 🥰🥰

[@jacotromp59581]

This just got better and better and better with each minute

[@LizMiele]

aw thank you so much! Means a lot. Its from my newest special Murder Sheets if you want more comedy. Its pinned to my channel

[@zapplecore]

Love your stage persona. Awesome comedy & character.

[@LizMiele]

Thank you!! Its just me amplified haha

[@zapplecore]

@@LizMiele 😂

[@jed1392]

Love your stuff reminds me how real being a person is, very intimate, almost more comfort than comedy. Thanks

[@LizMiele]

aw thanks! My new special Murder Sheets is free on here if you missed it and my next special Space Camp should hopefully come out early 2025

[@BreandanAnraoi]

TOO MANY FEELINGS ERROR Seriously, this has no business making me laugh so much while also being so moving. I don't even know what these feelings are. Stop it! (please don't actually stop, it's too damn good).

[@lancerr7608]

Much better Liz. I've been watching you for a while. Wasn't sure if you were going to end up dead or end up successful. You seem to have turned some type of corner and your comedy is a lot brighter, and on a morbid topic no less. I like this version of you. Keep going.

[@michaelrichardson6569]

It is great that, even having watched this show before, it is still very entertaining to hear you (re)tell the story, Liz. 😁 You are definitely a top-notch story teller, and your comedy ages very well.

[@LizMiele]

Thank you!! 😊

[@ThomasEWalker]

Three times watching the special or - now - this chunk. Still awesome. I think it's the story-telling that works so well for Ms. Miele. Always has, prolly always will. Like "can I start complaining immediately?" for joke #1 in this special. Netflix, are you listening?

[@SunflowerDogs]

Binging your specials, as per usual, and hearing the bit on screaming your cats name during a hook-up and then to this, post PASTA! is a wonderfully hilarious end to such a fun little creature. You're the best, Liz!

[@LizMiele]

Aw thank you! Means a lot. Pasta has a real legacy

[@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039]

🤩Omg she's so freaking hilarious!!! 🌟

[@Groksaurus]

"I just got my cat out of the freezer" is the best double entendre ever used in comedy.

[@LeVi-mq1ok]

great. make a sad story hilarious. keep em coming

[@unclvinny]

That was a verrrrry good setup!

[@YourNickIsTaken]

Lamp that was a c word once. This will never get old.

[@johnpolo8413]

Came to see you in N.C. Loved the show! My new shirt is soft. And makes my muscles pop. lol. Everyone, go see Liz and get a shirt. :D Thanks, Liz!

[@LizMiele]

hahaha thank you for coming and all the support. You did the heavy lifting not my shirt :)

[@waltersstreet]

PHUCC YEAH, LIZ!!! #GOLIZ

[@MindlessZombie2006]

I am going to share this with everyone who askime about the Murder Sheets cat skull T-shirt i bought at the Pittsburgh show 😂 Also my daughter and sister greatly enjoyed sharing cat pictures with you

[@LizMiele]

hahaha honored and i loved that!! Whats the point of cats if you can't show them off.

[@christinebarbiefernandez2609]

Love this ❤

[@sproid]

"the cat is out of the freezer" nice pun/innuendo.

[@davdidit6]

That was amazing, bravo

[@KitagumaIgen]

Such impersonations - It was like looking through your brothers catalogue!

[@LizMiele]

Hahaha I’m multitalented

[@KitagumaIgen]

@@LizMiele now we want to see more! Juggle balls (axes?) through a 5 minute bit?

[@JELWwL6unE8V7iGB3]

The first thing I imagined was a series of lamps that belong to someone who keeps cloning their pet. Then I imagined a kitten, playing beneath the lamp of its former iteration. Then I imagined a monk, who knows the exact little shelf in the catacombs where his skull will join those of his predecessors. I always figured I'd want my remains to be composted, but there's something attractive about the notion of my skull, with a light inside it, on a post near the driveway - a legacy of sequestered calcium.

[@JacquesTheron-f3v]

Your incredibly funny! Well done and please stop having pets 😂

[@PrydeWater901]

My dog is 11.6 years old. I wanted him stuffed upon his departure from our world. My mind has been changed.

[@robindegu7294]

My favourite comedienne

[@kurtkyre]

My sister had a cat from the day he was born, until he died, for nineteen years. Mikey hated everyone except my sister. The day he died, my sister was coming out of her bedroom at the top of the stairs and saw him lying there at the bottom of the stairs with his eyes open. She called me, in complete hysterics, and wanted me to come take care of the situation. I only lived a couple miles from her at the time. When I got there, I see Mikey laying there and to me, it looked like he was staring at the flight of stairs with complete disdain. My sister has not been able to come downstairs and was still sort of hiding in her bedroom until I could take care of things. I got an old towel and started to move Mikey, and this is when I learned everything I needed to know about my sister's husband. I literally had to peel Mikey from the carpet like he was Velcro. Which meant that he had been there long enough for my brother-in-law to have seen Mikey lying there when he was getting ready for work. Then my sister said something that I never expected to hear. She asked me if I would pose him and take a few pictures, because she clearly didn't have enough over nineteen years. I told her, as gently as I could, that she really didn't want me to do that. She'd always know that she was looking at pictures of a dead cat. The truth is, I'd have had to break his legs in order to pose him. (I didn't tell her that part.) I wrapped him up in a towel and told her that I was going to take him out on my property and bury him somewhere pretty. Which I did.

[@LizMiele]

aw thats heartbreaking but thats really nice of you to do all that. My little brother watches and takes care of my cats when i travel and i feel so lucky to have him there but really to have such a good brother that lives close and its nice you have that with your sister.

[@kurtkyre]

@@LizMiele Thank you! I'm a huge fan, by the way. I really hope to see you live sometime soon! I'm on the mailing list 😀

[@thebullcooks7634]

Good on ya (good brother)🤍

[@kiampp]

Your specials were great. Any chance we can get some crowdwork videos from your tour (so as not to spoil your regular stuff)?

[@LizMiele]

I personally do very little crowd work while touring. Its a tool i use when needed but if the crowd is good i tell jokes and stories because that's why i got into stand up. To create and be funny, not find out about people's break up like I'm Maury. Its just not interesting to me honestly. Sorry

[@kiampp]

@@LizMiele no problem. I was just hoping to see new stuff without you spoiling your set. Looking forward to the new special!

[@infantrypaladin]

Literal dark humor, lol. I had an idea 💡. Tada! Oh shit kitty! 😅

[@JamesVandevanter]

😂better than my responce would be; 'I was gonna stuff her'. We buried our pets with proper rituals,pomp 'n' ... anyhoo yer always good.🙂🎸✌️

[@Aethemix]

And that's why my cat is gonna be driving gloves. Inside out and dyed purple. It's what I tell myself he'd want.

[@SergioInToronto]

That was a solid finish tho lmao

[@LizMiele]

Thank you! It’s from my special Murder Sheets free on my channel If u want more comedy

[@PerspectiveEngineer]

Nice Liz

[@Tonyhouse1168]

[@AlexR_44]

Good Stuff.

[@davidcurtis7547]

Liz , When are you going to settle down and give mamma sone Grandbabies ? LoLoL

[@PerspectiveEngineer]

My ex had our greatdanes Skull removed and cleaned By worms. But I tell you that Hamlet shit Is true, that skull was very Recognizable . Kinda Cool. Hey Liz! Want my skull ? I am an organ donor so all the best parts are already taken. .x.

[@JJ-fr2ki]

Deng pao pronounced like English “dung pow” is light bulb in Mandarin.

[@ray_donovan_v4]

😂😂😂

[@ray_donovan_v4]

🙏 thank you, 👋

[@RobertfSullivan]

Haha

[@SergioInToronto]

Oh no Liz's dream is over :( It's time for career plan B Liz 💔

[@Jonathan-w2p6v]

I don't think you should date until you get your cat out of your fridge. I don't care. Your one of my gangsters. I love u kiddo. This is Jonathan, the goofball who is always with u kid. Im always your friend.. u just loved ur cat. That's how I will be when I lose rocky. I won't know what to do.

[@DataStorm1]

whatever the piece of cloth in her hair, she should tie it Rambo style, the knot on the back...

[@ICECREAMASSASSIN]

I want you to talk about cats with Marc Maron on his podcast!

[@RobertfSullivan]

Haha

[@RobertfSullivan]

Haha