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[@natterry4403]

And thus King Cameron the Mesmerizing fell to Beej the Ladle

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

All mourn for the one true Monarch

[@xxblueflame-reaperxx2266]

lol call back to friday nights

[@diggerdog9205]

Who fell to Graham the Tall in a game of puzzlequest

[@duskcat]

Have you seen the AO3 fanfiction sequel to this? Beej makes sure Cam doesn't become king

[@ИгорьСеминога]

Long live King Beej the Fireproof

[@heronator]

I love how when Cam tells Graham to do a less shitty dance, Graham just does the same dance, but faster.

[@Haights]

Quantity over quality, speed over quantity! Ever dancing, never grooving, coordination third!

[@cha0sniper]

I mean, not having to suffer through it as long does technically make it less shitty xD

[@Samuraijessie]

I'm a dance teacher and this moment gets me every damn time.

[@JoshPearcetheGreat]

Now we need a version from a parallel reality where Cam succeeds and conquers the world. We can call it... Cameron Hustle.

[@slidetrombone]

+Josh Pearce I'd prefer Doctor Lauder or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking Independently and Love the App

[@CSDragon]

+Josh Pearce How about Cammodore or Camadore hustle.

[@bartekstrukowski8889]

+Josh Pearce Oh yeah, the first spin-off is a success, time to try another one.

[@DewMan001]

This one's fantastic

[@hubertcumberdale7241]

Or, everyone else hustles while cam sits around.

[@EriqireM]

Cameron's new flavor text: "What has free will ever brought mankind? Surely it is better to follow as a sheep than to starve as a wolf. What do you think human footstool...?"

[@brittanynguyen3794]

It’s perfect. The dramatic, serious tone, then swinging in with the punchline, like typical flavor text

[@thecusk6918]

"What's the worst that could... I made a terrible mistake!" Always breaks me.

[@SamanthaVess]

I'm a big fan of "...wut?"

[@MrSkyrider19]

I lost it at the ouija board line. Great episode as always! Watching Beej and Alex always makes my day!

[@casey6556]

For some reason, I always lose it because of the way Alex and Beej say "It was an accident!" "I got better!"

[@nightsong81]

I, for one, would have welcomed Cam as our new overlord.

[@malikaibass2609]

Beej beating Cameron with that ladle is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[@unacomn]

”What if I don't want my mind back, you're not the boss of me" That like killed it!

[@waluigiswaluweenie8194]

What we learned: -Alex's grandma is a Satanist -Cam is an extreme control freak -Beej is the chosen one (we're doomed)

[@CleverCrumbish]

+Charlie Platt The joke is that Alex's Grandma is dead, not a Satanist. (Though the two are of course not mutually exclusive)

[@TheRealSkeletor]

+CleverCrumbish I think that was the joke.

[@CleverCrumbish]

Skeletor Jopko Yeah that's... why I said it was the joke.

[@ExhaustedElox]

You see, due to his exposure to the Meme Stream, Beej has developed an immunity to visual triggers that induce a hypnotic and/or mesmeric state. Luckily, he also knew Cam's one weakness: pestering, non-harmful violence. So, due to their time together, the Cammunist Dictatorship was brought down from within the Moonbase by the very hands of LRR. Let it never be said that their rampant jackassery hasn't been good for something.

[@josh___something]

VIDEO????

[@josh___something]

+Josh The Crafter To the meme stream

[@jackiesingleton2351]

their rampant jackassery hasn't been good for something. Yer Not the boss of Me!!!! P

[@jakobwendt8999]

What episode is the meme stream in?

[@cameoflage]

@@jakobwendt8999 The Harlem Shake one, which I can't seem to find a KZbin link for since it was when they were on the Escapist and I'm pretty sure it got reuploaded later but idk where the reupload is.

[@koshi6505]

"Are we going to film a lot of shoujo videos?" Beej has turned into my favorite character.

[@TheGeniziz]

5:30 - graham dancing in the background. That shit is golden!!!

[@arturoreyes2119]

You know, Cam still has the app. Nothing is stopping him from secretly hypnotizing all of Victoria and sending them to kill Beej zombie apocalypse-style.

[@SosaStarlight]

I saw where it was going, but Beej smacking Cam with the ladle was freaking hilarious. I love how the video has you go, "Why do they keep those guys around? Oh that's why."

[@markahenda]

Amusing myself imagining Captain Janeway saying "Stardate Whatever The Fuck I Want"

[@empath69]

+Mark Ahenda YM "Stardate Whatever The Fuck I Say It Is"...and yeah, totally see her doing that in some unwritten episode between what was chronicled...

[@aidancox5481]

@@empath69 I could see it fitting even better on B'Elana. "Chief Engineer's Log, Stardate... I don't fucking care, I've been awake for thirty hours and the replicator still won't stop making cheese."

[@tigristeutonicus3826]

Alex saying “a ouija board?” just fucking destroyed me

[@gninamah5]

I really want an "All hail Cameron T-shirt" (cartoon style version of 5:52)

[@ff0213]

+gninamah5 i would also settle for this as a background or as a poster

[@TheRealSkeletor]

+Farley flavors Will this suffice? imgur.com/gallery/EGCIPue

[@ff0213]

Skeletor Jopko oh yes this will do very nicely

[@Poisonserpent92]

I personally like the storyline of Cam being left to his own devices and becoming a persona villain.

[@Woodthorn]

I went one minute thinking "Huh, i don't remember this one" before realising it wasn't a reupload.

[@Woodthorn]

Also, love Alex's and Beej's finger-counting.

[@ThePhoenixPaladin]

Dangit, we were _this_ close to the fulfillment of Cam's destiny of tyrannical world domination. One day, my liege. One day...

[@QueenFiria]

I am a little afraid to ask what it was that Graham had to do to trigger those belches on que. Like, I can burp on demand too, but that was deep! Primal. Plumbing the depths of some unknown flatulent evil.

[@crapshotvideo]

+QueenFiria ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᶠᵒᶫᵉʸ

[@QueenFiria]

***** Is it? Or was it so deep your human ears didn't pick it up until it impacted your soul??

+QueenFiria I suspect movie magic.

[@veggie88]

+QueenFiria que?

[@221b]

+QueenFiria ABR.

[@WigglesMother]

Now I want a print of Cam the Carpathian.

[@ff0213]

+Kogarashi i was thinking that the painting was a little offputting but it kind of grows on you

[@thebigjezz]

"I don't want my mind back" great line!

[@seth8865]

"Do a less shitty dance" *dances three time faster*

[@kobalt_ren01]

I'd watch an action film with Beej ladling Cameron's henchmen.

[@WilhelmScreamer]

"What if it fell into the wrong hands?" Are there any RIGHT hands?

[@DarkTenka]

+WilhelmScreamer Just don't put it in your left hand...

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

+WilhelmScreamer Well, I have a right hand, gimme! >:D

[@Reach_W]

+WilhelmScreamer Approximately 50% of all hands are right hands.

[@MichaelMoore99]

+WilhelmScreamer Mine. :-D

[@HiddenDragon555]

+enoughofyourkoicarp While that is true, mine are the correct hands to trust with mind control.

[@aldenret]

I just lose it every time i watch Grahams doubletake in the postcredits scene. His one word line just tickles my funny bone immensely

[@benjamind.8271]

"What the shit, Beej!" -Cam

[@vhyxalas2651]

the whole coffee cup/ouija board scene remains one of my all-time favorite sketch bits after all these years

[@Ahrpigi]

7 years later, Commodore Hustle is still fantastic

[@jst56strong]

BEST EPISODE!!!! please make more stuff with Cam or more focused on Cam and his amazing humor style. He is the best!

[@TheCrosshare]

Hmm. I'm afraid that Paul is losing his place as the "don't give him ideas" guy at the Moonbase, what with those two rascals running around as a team.

[@SmaugUKA]

+TheCrosshare But at least with Paul's ideas and inventions, they usually involve some sort of logic, quantum physics, or philosophical backing. Whereas Alex and Beej's include shiny objects, breaking shit, shiny objects, breaking more shit then "fixing" them with string, duct tape and or kitchen utensils, and did I mention shiny objects? Plus if you even ask them about Quantum Physics, they'd probably reply with something along them lines of, "Fi sicks? The guy from Quantum Leap is sick with the Fi Virus?!?" Thus, most of Paul's ideas and inventions are at least practical, or thought out, and Alex and Beej's are more based on, "what the fuck, why not" LOL

[@TheCrosshare]

SmaugUKA True, though on the downside while alex and beej messing around make life difficult in the moonbase, Paul messing around makes life difficult for the human race.

[@mikerpenny]

Love it! This is my favourite Hustle episode for a while. Really well crafted from start to finish, with a fantastic mix of great dialogue and physical comedy. I also love the fact that presumably it was Beej's exposure to the memeverse that granted him immunity to mesmerism, but you didn't slow the pace of the sketch down with unnecessary exposition. Much appreciated!

[@robbenijs3505]

"stardate, whatever the fuck I say it is" -cam

[@jebroach6014]

"I obeey" - Paul Saunders

[@RaiTsuka]

I have followed and watched basically everything you guys put out for the last several years, and this episode I think takes the cake as the best episode I have seen to date. Comedy gold, good job guys!

[@CasualKing21]

Oh look! Cam said, "Fuck." Name a more iconic duo.

[@Josh_Fredman]

And now in 2018 that ladle went on to save the day with Ian's Japanese curry!

[@ScottJohnHarrison]

This has a better business model than most social networks/Apps. just add a voice saying "use the in app purchases" and a button to give $0.99 at a time to Cameron.

[@ahusted93]

Just noticed the Bümlaut in the credits.

[@juanrosias2284]

Best episode yet, I think. the writing and delivery feel really good!

[@DerangeDre]

Omg this episode left me in tears. Well done guys well done, you never fail to entertain me!

[@BynineStudio]

i love how Graham's subconscious interprets less shitty dancing as just the same dance, but faster

[@XedRegelus]

This is the weirdest episode of Commodore Hustle you've ever done. I love it!

[@sullivangate]

Every conversation in this episode is literally every conversation I've had whilst drunk.

[@IndyX]

ALL HAIL THE GLOW APP

[@Powercrazed122]

ALL HAIL

[@Coolg82]

He is Cam, and you are as the buzzing of fruit flies to him!

[@Redlin5]

To be fair to Graham, losing SD cards is easier than you might think.

[@kirkprospector4958]

Your voice fills me with ecstasy, master.

[@phyrexiancoffee6324]

I *JUST* got that Hypnotize/Mesmerize joke, all these years later. That, or I have been listening to WAY too much SOAD lately.

[@ИгорьСеминога]

I`ve rewatched hustle and nights for 3 years straight But now And only now I realize that there can be joke in Beej`s resistance to visual app In not seeing in 3D Im crying 🤣

[@omega696]

Strangely Cam works as Vigo the Carpathian....

[@Rakadis]

I foresee oodles and oodles of erotic fanfic being written with this episode in mind...

[@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX]

Splooge

[@talkinturtle3939]

i like how the unhelpful jerks sign is still up

[@take1the1waffle]

There was more sound effects in this episode than all other videos that ever existed combined into one.

[@Jay-ei4cr]

Cam is the kind of evil I can only hope to one day become...

[@TPRJones]

I can't wait to see the behind-the-scenes for this one.

[@BradyPostma]

Oh, the painting at 5:52! I can't stop laughing! SEND HELP!

[@splatoonsavage7384]

I love how Paul just had that knife

[@amadeusskinkerx7228]

That star date joke really got me.

[@whollymindless]

Epic. Alex and Beej KILLED it but the whole episode was hilarious. Sorry Cam.

[@Josh_Fredman]

Who thought of putting Cam's face on Vigo? That was perfect.

[@vinewood_OG]

This one gets better every time! My sides hurt...

[@jessicaengle3160]

The pretty color app actually does seem really relaxing.

[@SeriousAwesome]

Why does James have nail polish on his pinky @ 6:53?

[@myiachanmagicalgirl]

thus began the Camtopia

[@calebcologna8681]

The foley on those ladle hits was excellent.

[@EnigmaHarper]

He is Cameron. You are like the buzzing of flies to him.

[@steik6414]

What's this? Commodore Hustle is going to continue even after the more traditional sketches are finished? Oh LRR, you coy unpredictable hoodwinkers of my fragile heart.

[@ibreathethroughmyskin7031]

So uh, who else has a hypnofetish? If so, did this episode also make you feel...weird?

[@scw55]

Amazing pre-intro sequence.

[@PhasicDaneel]

So, beej is Futurama's Fry equivalent? XD

[@Scud422]

I really hope they show how they did the foley for this episode in the next Loading Time. Especially for the coffee cups.

[@kinosmead]

beej, savior of the universe

[@RandogGaming]

I felt his relief from that belch at 9:12

[@oKingsWild]

The whiff noise on the high five gets me every time.

[@leorettie9948]

graham's dance though

[@nocturne2029]

I like these guys way better when they're allowed to curse

[@Luteloots]

Was expecting Paul to have a seizure. This was way better.

[@staley101]

It always brings a smile to my face :-)

[@orlandus]

All Hail Cameron.... Master of our world

[@Herodanger89]

with the chemistry that everyone has in these episodes it really makes me think this is how they would act a lot of the time if they could get away with it =)

[@frenchcookie42]

Where do I find Cam's app? It's not on the google play store.

[@Venoseth]

Of course Cam couldn't be trusted with that kind of powe.

[@rmhtexas5982]

"I've made a terrible mistake." Total hilarity.

[@faydunkel7832]

Gram in the background at 5:29 is amazing

[@MlleDollyDagger]

Oh wow, this was a good'un. Now that I've seen Graham's out-of-focus "less shitty dancing", I can never be sad again :D

[@SnugglesConquererofWorlds]

A ladle with the power to topple kingdoms

[@niall142]

Great episode, I loved Cam the Carpathian!

[@doranstewartstewart6521]

My love for you guy's knows no bounds.

[@Melcadrien]

Apparently Cameron managed to hypnotize a ghost as well.

[@thecusk6918]

What are the odds there are 2 people in the same building that are immune to this app.

[@annointedblade]

Cameron, the Scourge of Carpathia

[@moxperidot1012]

This is exactly what I always thought Cam should be.

[@CasualKing21]

Lol omg, Cam talking about climate change hits SO much harder now. We're no longer in global warming, we're now on global boiling.

[@ScarletxCupcakes]

Alex is looking extra beardy in this I kind of dig it. now we just need Paul to grow his back

[@herringway434]

5:41 BEST LINE EVER

[@SkipToGame]

Brilliant. Love this series.