Reality [commodoreHUSTLE]

[@BiodegradableYTP]

Beej's physical acting with the "confeshun boof" was awesome.

[@ExhaustedElox]

James! Before you torch those cards, make sure to take the ladles off first. We're gonna need those for the replacement cards.

[@TheNima55]

"The moonbase is yours, Trash Panda!" may be Cam's best line ever.

[@yuridegtyarenko1528]

+Megan Desfosses Mine was probably, "Have you met us?" "Mostly. In passing."

[@chaosinfest1333]

+Megan Desfosses To be fair, I personally am a fan of "Pardonfuck?" from a swiftly tilting cameron

[@RadicalDreamerWD]

I dunno. . .he had some pretty good comments on James and Graham's homebrew.

[@TheMrVengeance]

+Megan Desfosses - What about, "I brought you some sort of.. cupcake?"

[@heckmegeck2428]

Megan Desfosses what about then you grapeshot for 200

[@sycastells1212]

I love how they eventually DID make a reality show (Road Quest) and it came out AMAZING.

[@Reach_W]

Also Strip Search back in the day, which was also amazing. :D

[@DrendarMorevo]

"have you met us? we aren't nearly interesting enough for a documentary" coming soon to a stream near you in 2016... Desert Bus the Documentary.

[@knexwiz289]

The fact that there are so many different moments being mentioned in the comments really shows how well made this video is.

[@nickbutler4095]

Cam's line and Paul's visual gag are beautiful, thank you.

This is especially funny considering that you guys made the only reality show I ever liked.

[@abbyrytel]

Not sure which was deeper: how far Beej got in there, or the cut made by the "lentil muffins" joke.

[@Svederik]

I didn't think that a cardboard box could be so animated. Well done, Beej

[@SosaStarlight]

A day with a new cH is always a good day. Plus I love how Alex and Graham fell into their Qwrpline characters right after the title.

[@spikysmoothness]

It's so odd re-watching this and noticing the baby on the way and Ian in the gorilla mask well before his debut.

[@Izel_Aca]

I thought that it was going to turn into that one Cowboy Bebop episode when fridge cam started

[@sybrwookie]

+DrRockor Toys in the Attic.

[@dgSolidarity]

Gasoline: Nature's undo button.

[@Panquernic]

That finger is waaay up there. I'm shocked.

[@professorstarzomski]

AMProductions ...that’s what she said 😏

[@oyleslyck]

Damn, Beej can really get all up in there.

+oyleslyck I think he might be touching his brain.

[@nightsong81]

+oyleslyck Maybe he's like a human blockhead and can just jam a whole nail up there. Only instead of a nail, he's using his finger. He could be the most gifted carnival freak of our time.

[@oliverm3589]

+oyleslyck Holy Knuckle-depth Beejman!

[@professorstarzomski]

...that’s what she said 😏

[@twarnold14]

"Have you met us?" "Yes. Mostly in passing." Am I supposed to binge watch these? Because I am.

[@maxpower2480]

Wow, the writing and comedic timing in this episode are on point! I really enjoyed watching it.

[@RoseFleischman]

I want a, "The moon base belongs to you trash panda" shirt

[@WilhelmScreamer]

Wait The ghillie suit exists here? HOW DO THESE TIMELINES WORK

[@TheOriginalBoman]

+WilhelmScreamer I was thinking the same thing

[@deathpyre42]

+WilhelmScreamer Isn't friday nights just the commodore hustle characters relaxing and playing magic?

[@CSDragon]

+Matt Andre For instance, if CH!Cam met FN!Cam, he'd probably be disguised with how friendly he is to his co-workers, and that all his plans for world domination had been replaced with plans for card domination.

[@Erakthoth]

+WilhelmScreamer I have a theory. It's approximately 1.5 A4 pages and have 5 timelines, not counting splinter universes.

[@djreball9453]

+CSDragon also beej doesn't exist in friday nights

[@Nazmazh]

GET IN THE BOX, BEEJ!

[@nightsong81]

+Jeff Hogberg Potentially, you could put anyone in the box, while shouting the above phrase, and there is a non-zero chance they will be Beej by the time they get out.

[@LastHCompany]

+nightsong81 [Muffled Beejstep playing in the distance]

[@nightsong81]

[looks about horrified for a moment, realizing he is Beej, then shrugs and walks away, picking his nose]

[@ZeroArcana]

As a purveyor of fine Canadian comedy for some three decades, I can honestly say that this is the funniest thing I have watched while in the bathroom today.

[@CSDragon]

Wow, I never noticed it until the Loading Time, but the lighting really does change when Paul says "episode?" Good ol' movie magic.

[@phobiandarkmoon]

"The moonbase is yours trashpanda!"... still laughing

[@ussalcrab]

Lentil muffins! That's such an old callback :-P

[@clencheastwood1571]

At first I didn't understand the point of the spaghetti gag, then I remembered CH Paul is also a mad scientist. "Spaghetti" huh? Looks like he starting to lose tracks of his experiments. :-P

[@nerdaccount]

I love this and now want to see the LRR reality show where each episode james says: I. Didn't. Come. Here. To. Make. Friends. and then he does. LOL.

[@chaosof99]

Not the confession booth. That place is like Narnia for murderers.

[@arcadiaexeter]

"the moonbase is yours, Trash Panda!" is my new favorite thing.

[@squeller_2226]

" Who would watch a show about us?"

[@lovepooky]

Beej's finger can go VERY far up his nose.

[@adamnicewarner9283]

I love the callback with the man-lovin lentil muffins

[@Eyerleth]

+Adam Nicewarner You talk about old-school references...

[@demonwithin01]

+Adam Nicewarner Muffins and lentils combined in an erotic dance. Forbidden from the kitchens of conformed societies as if they were an affront to God.

[@kieranelliott5607]

Any video containing the word 'verisimilitude' gets a thumbs up from me. Hmm, my priorities may be a little askew?

[@chrislautenbacher6702]

best line of loadingreadyrun ever 6:09 I want that on shirt

[@oKingsWild]

Beej has got like 2 whole knuckles up there. That's not nose picking, that's brain scratching.

[@Ruzi]

I would totally watch a "reality" show about the LRR crew even a documentary. Hell a documentary on desert bus alone would be worth even more.

[@cupcakekitten1888]

Poor Beej he really suffered for this episode. lol

[@micahwosilius7046]

I watched 4 minutes of Paul and James eating frozen yogurt. I would definitely watch a LRR reality show.

"THE MOONBASE IS YOURS TRASH PANDA!". LMFAO XD LOVE CAM

[@BagoZonde]

Love the intro and end music sequences.

[@TheTr1pp]

LRR/10: Would watch. Twice. And once backwards searching for hidden messages on a second season.

[@CarlLevitt]

I love the Alton Brown fridge shot.

[@wartjr23732]

I thought for sure that Cameron was freaking out about a hidden camera in the fridge. And then I thought that there must have been a hidden camera in the spaghetti. The actual in-fridge camera angle was too strong a link between the B plot and the A plot I guess. Great episode though.

[@daniellepepin462]

Great video! I'm getting a bit of a jittery cut line through people's heads intermittently, though...

[@paultuck]

The Trash Panda Empire is not content with just the basement. Conceding it to them is just giving them time to amass their forces before they unleash their shock troops and seize control of the entire Moonbase.

[@bombzooka6981]

That wasn't a trash panda, that was the "salami"

[@RadicalDreamerWD]

I always figured that Alex ate the salami to survive while he was trapped in Mt. Costume.

[@LastHCompany]

+Bombzooka ß Oh God. The salami evolved.

[@Tomasu82]

The levels of meta are off the charts in this one :o

[@nickcasali7616]

easily the best LRR content

[@TheRabbit42]

Beej's box-acting is killer!

[@norachernov7295]

I see another patreon milestone coming!

[@wericks3]

I'm with ya Beej. I was just a naiive little child that liked star wars, I didn't know what I was doing.

[@FranciscoGomez-ey6cp]

Is this the reference to that cowboy bebop episode

[@thatone7589]

I love that i can tell that that is Ian's shirt

[@PhoenixMelior]

Well that's one way to use pre-Desert Bus moonbase to your advantage :D

[@WiresAndChords]

+Phoenix of Melior Pre-Flood.

[@MrSkyrider19]

During the title sequence of the reality show, was it intentional that Title was shown instead of One Moonbase at 7:47?

[@MichaelMoore99]

+MrSkyrider19 The cH versions of them aren't that smart. :-D

[@MrSkyrider19]

Good point.

[@flaetsbnort]

I guess this is the hustleverse's LRR answer tou ours' Loading Time.

[@LyIaKing]

I'd protest against being described as having low standards if it weren't the truth.

[@joshkirkfield]

It's a show about the LRR crew making a show about the LRR crew!

[@rentheseer190]

Best description of a raccoon to date; "Trash Panda"

[@nightblood6]

I want to know where Graham got the Ulamog shirt, so awesome

[@chaosof99]

"The moon base is yours Trash Panda". And then they actually moved.

[@Ruben-zd8hj]

Poor Beej... He didn't know any better, he was a child...

[@falconJB]

The solution is clearly to bring back the Sleep Dep Experiment, no one gets to sleep until the Moon Base is clean. That way every thing gets cleaned and they make a reality TV show.

[@haeilsey]

i hope you intentionally put that "TITLE" there

[@LastHCompany]

+Matt Andre They said that Beej doesn't exist in the Friday Nights-verse. Either that, or he got put into the Shadow Realm when he tried a stint at Yu-Gi-Oh.

[@nexigram]

Disengage the boof!

[@ahumblemurloc2105]

I do have low standards.

[@wmeno9942]

So we get common sore hustle but not Friday nights? ;(

[@Tengila]

+Nino Medina Because Desert Bus. It tends to disrupt the schedule.

[@loadingreadyrun]

Not this month, but more in December!

[@wmeno9942]

Ok... While I wait I'll be jundin em out!

[@kill100578]

+loadingreadyrun IS there a new QWERPLine Soon?

[@Somtaaw7]

+Matt Andre Plus I think they had some flooding issues?

[@Mercerman77]

I see LRR had landed U-Haul as a new corporate sponsor!

[@jayrks]

I would totally watch that show

[@mattt8109]

seems odd all these anime nerds didnt realize the fridge bit was a Cowboy Bebop episode

[@ohruinso]

I love this show

[@Luteloots]

This was great, but needed more moonbase flooding to be as meta as possible. Note that I don't know when this was filmed in moonbase history, looks like before the great flood.

[@arturoreyes2119]

+Luteloots way before Desert Bus, considering Kathleen is still around

[@dozer1990]

Any plans for new Sidewalk Slam episodes in 2024?

[@aaron9797]

glade to see more commodoreHUSTLE

[@th3cardfather]

Some people will watch anything... so when can we catch the first episode?

[@221b]

What you should do is just get everyone into a room and film them 24/7 for about a week. Maybe have one of them play an insanely boring video game while you're at it.

[@subtropical-yearning]

Nah, that would never work. Who would pay money to see that?

[@ObadiahtheSlim]

This episode is so meta

[@Michael-zz8de]

Raccoon deposit? Qwerpline reference?

[@squirrellord4343]

I am so, so sorry beej

[@kinosmead]

so... a group of filmmakers are making a sit-com... about their attempts at making reality tv... accidentally making a short documentary in the process... have we hit inception yet?

[@LiamAnthony_]

+Planeswalker999 No, because inception isn't 'A dream within a dream'. Inception is planting an idea within a dream.

[@kinosmead]

+Liam Anthony so more like the muppets? a movie abut making the movie you`re watching

[@LiamAnthony_]

Planeswalker999 Closer, certainly, but they're not making commodoreHUSTLE. Think more along the lines of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. A tv show about the making of a tv show. #Sorkind

[@thyetyeyryeretyery]

I NEED Graham’s Ulamog shirt

[@Snowy123]

Yo but really how is beej putting his finger into his nose that deep

[@TsunamiJuri]

I know this is a joke, but its still better than most reality shows and I'd probably watch it...

[@n0where189]

who else saw Phoenix Wright at 1:43

[@leogr1003]

I would watch this

[@RKOStunner619]

Still waiting for the first episode. Will it be a KZbin Red exclusive?

[@unhipp451]

When's the next episode?

[@panbouk]

Beej picking his nose or his brain?

[@kinosmead]

wai, the same sd cards that got spoons stuck through them?

[@kill100578]

I would watch it

[@sullivangate]

Twice annually would be...Semiannual? I think?

[@chenhsi1]

+sullivangate Both "biannually" and "semiannually" are used to mean both "twice a year" and "every two years" (by different people).

[@KingCulta]

I actually googled this, and it seems that “bitennial” refers to once every two years whilst “biannual” refers to twice a year.

[@nightsong81]

+Steven Bi But... using "semiannually" to mean "every two years" wouldn't make any sense...

[@ambellinacambria4212]

+nightsong81 Ya it does. If you think of semi as somewhat, you get somewhat every year.

[@TomQuast]

where can i sign up? TAKE MY MONEY!! NOW. like, seriously, i want to see that :

[@gavatronthegreat4714]

Graham's shirt pleases me

[@mareviq]

Were you using a German boom, or was Ian just slacking off?

[@superawesomefreak46]

I would watch that

[@IkomaTanomori]

My standards are as low as they can go.

[@hiei82]

I will now only refer to raccoons as "Trash Pandas". Thanks LRR!

[@tezz9674]

7:38. Really?

[@Bleesotron]

What the bus, a new cH? Yay!

[@IanHitterdal]

0:51 is that a fuckin penguindrum sticker